" Life Is nly to b valued as it it usefully employed. VOLUME II NUMBER 8. ASIIEVILLE, NORTIL CAROLINA, FRIDAY MORNING, AUGUST 20, 1841. WHOLE NUMBER CO, D. B. M' ANALLY Sl J. ROBEBTS, EDITORS. . i i 1 ' . ' HTCMSHED EVERT FBIDiY MOftNmS, BY' j. ii. christy & co., PMithtrt of the Late; Treaties, 4., of the V. 8. -MISCELLANEOUS,; On the inauasenient of borsT' BT BEV. J. S C. ABBOTS Ws ' A clergyman of much observation recent ly remarked, that the experience of sixty years had taught him, that if boys had a faithful and judicious mother, they were hretty sure to turn out well, whatever might be the character of the lather. fl here are Many mothers, who, from various causes, in rearing their sons, are deprived of the co-operation of tho father. The following hints arc intended for the assistance of such mothers : 1. Keep your toys ly all meant out of the streets. AK the proper times for play, allow them to invite some of t'beirTneighborVi cbildrenjnto your yard, or permit tncm. to visit thsso children of your, friends witi whom you are willing tbey should associate. Butjctjt he an iriimutoble law, that they are not to rove the streets in treedom, to play with whatever companions chance may throw in their way. Uy commencing car lyand firmly with this principle, you will have no difficulty. in enforcing it. And it is a Bafe-guard against innumerable evils. I urn a boy loose into tho streets, to associ ate with the vicious and profane, to lounge At the corners of stores and,stablcs, and lie will almost certainly be ruined. There' fore, at all hazards, keep him out of the stroets. 2. Do not allow your ton to play out of i doors in Vie evening. ihere is something in tho practice of night exposure and night toYsrVhlchsecmOdjardo You never sec such a boy' possessed of a gcntlo and modest deportment He is ah ways forward, self-willed, ungovernable.- There is always temptation in the darkness of evening, to say and do things which he would not be willing to say and do in the open blaze of day. The most judicious pa. rents will never allow their children to be out at puch hours; consequently, the only . companions he can be with, are the unma. almost ficnd-like in the shouts which are occasionally heard from such troops of boys, Congregated in tho corners of the, streets. If you would save your son from certain ruin, letjiim not be with them. Keep him at houlft "In Uio evening," wolessj by spocial pcrmissionvho is at tlie house of Nome juuicious iricna, wuero you &uuw ue will engage only in fireside sports. ; 3. Do what vou can to keepour sons em. ployed. Let play be but their occasional privilege, and they will enjoy it fa more hijjuly. Employ them In the garden it yoy have one, at work.nolatpjay. Give them daily and regular duties about tho house- It will do thcra no Imrm to perform humble services. It will help you and help them still more, to have thcmjm'ng the wood or coal, to scour tho knives, to make their own beds, to keep their own room in order. You may thus render them highly useful and greatly, contribute .to. their, happiness and to their future welfare, If you are sick, it is still more important you should train your sons to these habits of industry, for they stand pc.culja.rly in need of this -""Tnojal and physical discipline. , Louis Phil, lippc, thejrrescnt king of France, was in childhood and early youth required to wait upon himself in, the performance of; the humblest offices. It was through this cul lure that he was trained up to be One of the most remarkable men of the present age. . 4. Take an interest, in your children 't en. joyments. A pleasant word, an encourng. ing smile from a sympathizing mother, re wards an affectionate boy for many an hour of weary work. - And the word and the smile reach his heart, and muke him a more pliable, gontlc, mother-loving boy How often will a boy-, with such a mother, work - ill tha afternoon" la build a play house, or a dove cote, cheered with the anticipated Joy of showing it to his mother when it is done. And when lie takes her -hand to lead heut and show her tho evidence of his mechani eal skill, how greatly can his young spirit he gratified by a few words of encourage, mcnt and approbation. Uy sympathizing in the enjoyments of your, children, by manifesting the interest you feel in the in nocent pleasures they can find at home, you may inspire them with a love of home, and thus shield tttcro from countless temp, tations. . 5. Encourage as much as possible a fond, ness for readng.--Childrens books have been, of late years, so greatly multiplied, that there is but little difficulty in forming in the mind of a child a taste for. reading. When the taste is formed, you will be saved all further trouble. Your sop will soon ex. plore the libraries of all his associates, and lie will find calm and silent and improving amusement for many rainy days and long .evenings. And you may hove many" an ' hour of your own evening solitude enlivened by his reading. .: The cultivation of this habit is of such immense importance it is so beneficial in its results, not only upon the child, but upon the quietude and harmony of the family, that it is well worth while to make special, efforts to awaken a fondness for books. Select some books of decidedly entertaining character, and encourage him for a time to read aloud to you,, and you will - ?ry soon find bis interest riveted ; and by & little attention, avoiding as much as possi ii SOIM constraint, you may soon fix r l"e habit permanently. . ----- - 7; ; Tho great difficulty widi most parents ! .L.. .i - :u: A 18, uwi liwjy uro uiiwiuiuir iv uuvuin huh; to their children. But there are no duties in life more imperious than the careful cul ture of the minds and hearts of the imrnor tals entrusted to our care. There are no duties we can neglect at such an awful hazaid, A goodson is an inestimable trea sure. Language cannot speak his worth. A bad son is about the heaviest calamity which can be endured on earth. Let the parent, then, find time to train up the child i -L- L l 1J Hf..lL - A- in me way lie biiuuiu go.iuuutcr a eistant. ; - - - The Sbepkerd's Ioff. A shepherd, who inhabited one of those valleys or glens which intersect the Gram. ian mountains, in one of his excursions to ook after his flock , happened to carry along with him one of his children : an infant of three vcars old. This is not an unusual practice amongst the Highlanders, who ac custom their children from the earliest in. fancy to endure the rigors of the climate. After traversiriVhiiTpasture for some time. attended by his dog, the shepherd found himself under tho necessity of ascending a summit at somcnJistaTJce71cttV0TTTnofe extensive view of his range. As tho , as cent was too fatiguing for the child, ho left him on a small plain at the bottom -with strict injunctions not to stir from it till his return. Scarcely, however, had he gained the summit, when the horizon was darkened by one of those impenotrnble mists which frequently descend so rapidly amidst those mountains, as in the spneo of a few minutes, almost turn day to night. Tho anxious father instantly hastened back to find his child, but owing to the" unusual darkness, and his own trepidation, unfortu nately missed his way in the descent Af ters fruitless search of many hoursT he dis covered he had reached tho bottom of the valley, and was near his own cottage. To renew tho search that night was equally fruitless and dangerous, he was therefore compelled to go home, although he had lost both his child and his dog, who had attend ed him faithfully for many years. Next morning by break of day, the shepherd, accompanied bya band of his : neighbors, set out in. search of his child ; but, after a day spent in fruitless fatigue, he was at Inst I compelled by the approach ol night, to de. scend from tho mountain. On his return K-. ----"-- ' -- -r T home to his Cottage, he found that the dog, which he lost the day before, had been home, and on receiving a piece of cake, had in stantly gone off again. For several suc cessive days tho shepherd renewed his search for his child, and still, on his return- inc home disappointed in the evening, ho found that the dog had been home, and on receiving his usual allowance of cake, hod instantly disappeared. Struck with this singularcircumstanoe, he remained at home one day, and when the dog as usual depart, edvith hiFpiccc rafcake, he" resolved to followhim, and find out tho causa of this strango procedure. Tho dog led the way to a cataract at some distance from tho spot where the shepherd had left his child. The banks of the cataract almost joined at the top; yet,- separated by"an abyss of immense depth, presented that appearance which so often astonishes and appals the travellers that frequenf the Grampian mountains. Down one of those rugged, and almost per pendicular descents, the' dog began without hesitation to make "his way, and at last dis oppearcd byenteringintoa cave, the mouth of which was almost level with the torrent, The shepherd, with difficulty followed ; but on entering the cavej what were his cmB tions when he beheld his infant eating with much satisfactiotiTlhe cake which tho dog had just brought him ; while the faithful animal stood by, eyeinghis young charge with the utmost complaisance I ' From the situation in which the child was found, it appeared that he had wandered to the brink of the precipice, and then" either fallen or scrambled down tiirhe reached the cave. The dog, by . means- of .. his . scent had trocedhim to tlie spot i and afterwards prevented him from starving by giving up to him his own daily allowance. AroLOctsmo. It ii related of the immortal Da vid Crockett, that being at a menagerie in AVjah. ington, he called the attention of a friend to a otcmn.facrd monkey, who had fixed upon him a rnrching glance, and asked if he didn't think Jaeko was the iraajre of a certain ill-featured mem. ber of CongroWJfrom Ohio. Turning round at that moment, whoihould stand at hir elbow but the very member himself! "I'm in ax, and no inintakc exclaimed David ; bat after a 1moment'a hesi tation -be- added '-' bu t if you'll tell me how, V ll apologue. I'd go ahead at once : but I don't know whether to apologize to you or to the num. Iryl" ' It Ml I That learning foster pride, ia a mitchievoua and wicked vdogma. It ii directly oppoaita to truth. It owes ita origin and its prevalence, where it dees yet prevail, to the pedaatie airs and consequential bearing of smattereTS and pretenders. Impostors and empyriea ars found ia every profession, and the quack theological, with its various, varieties, is re mis, of which specimens may yet be found. Such may deceive for a while, by the appearance of profound erudition, and some, who look only at the surface, are led to attribute their overweening arrogance and conceit, their puppyMm, we had al most said, to that learning which they do not pos sess, and to that education which they never had. But the veil is very thin. Men of sense see through It. Even the unlettered multitude are beginning to attribute ignorance where conceit appears and to consider modesty, as it really ia, the infallible test of the enlightened and weU-mfbrmed Jfea ditt Quarterly Review, . . " . 'Wba' for you no mind you wuck, dar, Sambo V aid t'-uffee, Myou dara la jy nigger ! you always is mora benefit oca profit I wouldn't gib your wit ties for your clothes." - False one I love thee tuT," is the man said to his cotton dickey. - Thb Love 07 ttik Jews poa their Na tive Couktei". Independently of that na." tural love of country - which exists among this people. Two objects bring the Jew to Jerusalem i to study, the Scriptures ond the Talmud and then to die, and have his bones laid with his forefathers in the valley of Jehosapha t, even as the bones of tho pa-1 triarchy were carried up out of EgypU . No I matter what the station or tho raukno ma'ter what, or how fir distant the coin try where the Jew resides, he still lives op on the hope that he will one day; journey Zion-wardr"No climo can change, no sen. son quench, that patriotic ardor with which the Jew beholds Jerusalem, even through the vista of a long futurity. On his frst approach to tlie city, while yet within a day's journey, he puts on his best apparel ; and when the first view of it bursts upon Via sight, be rends his garments, fulls down to werp and pray over the long-sought objuct of his pilgrimage ; and with dust sprinkltd on his head, he cntersthd city of hia for?, fathers. No child ever returned homeaT tcrlong absenco with more yearnings ofaf. fection no proud Baron ever beheld hie ancestral towen and lordly hallsfwhenihey had become another s, with greater sorrow than the poor Jew, when he first beholds Je. rusalcm. This, at least, is patriotism. It is curious to road the indications of fond attachment to its very air and soil, scatter cd about in the Jewish writings ; still, it is said, that man is esteemed most blessed, wh., even after his death, shall reach the land of Palestine, and bo buried there, or even shall have his ashes sprinkled W a handful of its sacred dust. "The nir of the land of Israel," says one, "makes man wise ;" another writes, "he.who walks four cubits in the land of Israel, is sure of being a-sonf -the-4ife-to come." "The Great Wise Men are wont to kiss the bor- ders of tho Holy Land, to embrace its ru ins, and roll themselves in its dust." "The sins of all those are-forgiven who inhabit the land of Israel. lie who is buried there is reconciled with God, as though he were bu ried under the altar. The dead buried in the land of Canaan first come to life in tho days of the Messiah.!!-; It is worthy of re mark, as stated by Sands, that so strong is the desire this singular pcoplolmve always iiiuiuiusicu ior oeing uuncu wunin muse sacred limits, that in the seventeenth centu ry large quantities of their bones were year ly sent thither from oil pnrts of the world fortho purpose of being interred in the val ley of Jehosaphat ; for tho Turkish rulers at that time permitted but a very small number of Jews even to enter Palestine. Sandys saw shiploads of this melancholy trciglit ft Jonpa ; and the valley ol Jcliosa- phat is literally paved with Jewish tomb stones. TTi'Wc' Narrative. BeaiessSucIi is llie sagacity of bea. vers, that a tribe of American Indians con sidercd them ns a fallen race of human be. ings, who, in consequence of their wicked ness vexed the Good Spirit, and were con. demncd by him to .their present shape, but that in duo time they will be restored to theTF humanity They- allege that the beavers Jiave. the power of spccchrand thai they have heard them talk with each other, and seen them silting in council on an of. fending member. Tho lovers of natural history oro already well acquainted with the surprising sagacity of theso wonderful animals, with their dexterity of cutting down trees,' skill in constructing their hou ses, arid then foresight in collecting and storing provisos sufficient to Tast them du ring the winter months ; but few are aware, I should imagine, of a remarkable custom among them, which, more than any other, Confirms the Indians in believing them a All ien race. Towards t'ie latter end of ou tumn, a. certain number, varying from tventy to thirty, assemble for the, purpose of building their winter habitations. They immediately commcncecutting down trees, and nothing can'be more wonderful than the skill and patience which"' they manifest in this labor. It ' is curious to see them anxiously looking up, watching the leaning ofihetrca whon-ks creaking annotincesTts oppronching fall, to observe them scamper ing off in all directions to avoid being crush ed. When the tree is- prostrate, they quickly strip it of its branches ; after which, with their dental chisels, they divide the trunk into several pieces of equal lengths, which they roll to. the rivulet across Which they intend to erect'their house. Twoor three old ones gcnctaTly uperrriten JThc others, ond it is no unustnl sight to see them beating those who exhibit any symp. toms of laziness; should, however, any fel low be incorrigible, and persist in refusing to work,4ie is driven unanimously bj the whole tribe to seek shelter and provisions elsewhere. - These outlaws are, therefore, obliged to pass a miserable winter, half, starved, in a burrow on the banks of some stream, where they nre easily trapped. The Indians call them "lazy beaver, and their fur is not half so valuable as that of tho other animals ; industry and precoyance secure them provisions and a comfortable shelter during Uweevefity of winter. Gorxo CT THS Ohio The following whimsical circumstance" end peculiar coincidence, it is said, actually took place some, time since: A boat as cending the Ohio river was bailed by another boat, when the following conversation ensued : fWhat boat to that?" TheCherrysftMSf." Whence came you rV From Be,dto.,,-.r4 Where are yoe bonnd to T "lAmntonf." H Who wyom captain?" - Thomas Slot." What are yon loaded with?" MiU'iswtf and grindton." "You are a kttri set to 1 sore; take care you don't r to the but-1 lorn jareweu. - - , - HOxan Lin Human life is tho jour, ncy of a day j we rise in tlie morning of youth j full of vigor, and fnll of expectation t we set forward with spirit and hope with gaiety and with diligence ( and travel on a while in the direct road, picy towards the mansions of rest In a shot time4 we remit ourfavor,add endeavor to find -mitigation or our duty, or some easy means of obtain; ing tlie same end. We then relax our vi gor, and rssolve no longer to be terrified with crimes at a distance ; but rely on our own constancy, and venture to approach what wo resolved never to touch : we thus enter the bowers of ease, repose in "the shades of security. Here tho heart softens and, vigilance subsides j we are then willing to inquire whether another advance cannot bo made, and whether we may not at least turn our eyes upon the gardens of pleasure. We approach them with scruples and hesi talion; we enter them, but enter timorous and trembling, and nlways hope to pass through them, without losing the' road of virtue, which for awhile" we ltecp in our sight, and to which wo propose to return ; but temptation succeed temptation, and one compliance prepares the way for another ; we in time lose tho happiness of innocence, and solace our disquiet with sensual gratifi cation. By degrees,- we let fall the re. membrance of our original intention, and quit the only , adequate object of ration al desire. We entangle ourselves in busi ness, immcrge ourselves in luxury, and rose through labyrinths of inconstancy ; till the darkness of old age begins to invade us, and disease and anxiety obstruct our way ; we therf1 look, back upon our lives with hor ror, with sofr&w, with repentance, and wish, but too often vainly wish, that we had not forsaken the ways of virtue. Happy are thcy-whd'shalt tea rnt5myTxrmple7 not to despair, that reformation is never hopeless, nor sincere endeavors ever un. assisted ; that flie wanderer may nt length return, after all his errors, and that he who implores strength ond courago from above, shall find danger and difficulty give way be fore him. Dr. Johnson. A Matrimonial Ad Venture of Gov. Wciit worth. The Knickerbocker, for April has been puuiisneu ior sometime, it commits muu agreeable matter, a sample of.: which ; we subjoin. It is an nticcdote " of Gevcrnor Wentworth, the last of the colonial Gover nors of New Hampshire, and is still related by the nged people of the neighborhood in wmcn no uvea t lie had. it eocm. marriod a very pretty little girl, some thirty years hisjuniorwho, like most young wives, was fond of gaiety, and liked better to pass the evening in strol ling through tlie woods by moonlight, or dancing at some merry-making, than in the arms of her cray-haired husbanl ' IN ever thelcss, although she kept late hours, she was in every other respect an exemplary wife. 1 ho Governor, who was n quiet so ber personage, and careful of his health, preferred going to bed early, and rising be fore the sun, to inhale the cool breeze of the morning rand, as the ladvscldomcumc homo till past midnight, he was not very well pleased ai being disturbed by hcrlale hours. At length, after repeated expostulations, his patience was completely exhausted, and he frankly told her that he could stand it no longer, and that if she did not return homo in future before twelve o clock, she should not be admitted to the house.r . . . . The lady laughed nt her spouse, 'aapret ty ladies are wont to do in such eases, and on the very next occasion of a merry-making, she did not return till past two in the morning. Tho Governor heard the car riage drive to tho door, and tho ponderous clang for amittancc ; but he did not stir. Tbe lady then bade her servant try the win dows j but this the Governor had foreseen they were all secured. 'Determined not to be out.gcneraled, she alighted from the carriage, and drawing a heavy key from her pocket, sent "it ringing through the win dow into the very chamber of her igobd man. This answered the purpose. Presently a hjiglrt-cappcd head nctfrom.thewodawf. and demanded tho cause of the disturbance. I nin tnlrt fh hniiCA uir t nhfirnTif ni. manded the wifo. The Governor was im movable, and vcrv ungallantly declared she should remain without all night. The fair culprit coaxed, entreated, expostulated, ana threatened ; but it was all in vain. . At length becoming frantic at his impembabic obstinacy she-declared that; unless she was admitted at once, sue would tnrow Her self into the lake, and he might console himself with the reflection, that lie was the cause of her death. - The Governor begged she would do so, if it would afford lier any pleasure ; and shutting the window, he again retired to bed. The governest now7 instructed her ser. vants to run swiftly to the water, as if in pursuit of her. and throw a large atone over the bank, screaming as-if in terror, at llhe.moment .of doing it; while aho would remain concealed behind the door, ihe good Governor, notwithstanding all his de cision and nonchalance, was sot quite at ease when be beard bis wife express ber determination.. Listening, therefore,' very attentively, hehea rd the rush to the water side, the expostulations of tbe servants, the plunge, and the screams ; and koowingjiis wife to be very rash, in her moment of vexation , and really loving her most tender ly, be no longcrvdoubted the reality. ' -"Good God I is it possible !n said he ; and, springing fsorn his bed, he ran to tbe door with nothing about him save bis robe de aurtrind crying out "save her, you ns- cals? leap in, and save your mistress!' made for the lake.' In the mean time his wife hastened in-doors, locked and made all fast, and shortly afterwards appeared at the window, from which her husband had ad. dressed her. The Governor discovered the ruse, but it was too late ; arid he became in his turn the ejrpostulatOr7It " was all "in Vain, however ;: the fair lady bade him a pleasant good night, and shutting the win dow, retired to bed, leaving the little man tohift for himself, as best ho might, until morning. . Whether the Governor forgave his fair lady, tradition dors not say ; but it is reasonable to presume that no never agaip interfered with tho hours she might choose to spend. The preaching of Whltcfield. ; BY MRS. CHILD There was nothing in the appearance of this extraordinary man which would lead you to suppose that a. Felix could tremble before him. tllla was, something above the? middle stature, well proportioned, and remarkable for a native gracefulness of manner. His complexion was very, fair, his features regular, and" dark blue eyes small and lively : in recovering - from the measles, he had contracted a squint with ono of them ; but this peculiarity rather rendered tho expression of his countenance remarkable, than in any degree lessened the. effect of its uncommon sweetness. His voice excelled, both in melody and com pass; and its fine modulations were hnppi. ly accompanied by that grace "of action, which he possessed in an eminent 'degree, and which has been said to lie the chief re quisite for an orator." To hnve seen him when ho first commenced, one would have thought him any thing but enthusiastic jnd glowing ;hut as ho proceeded, his heart warmed wjth his subject, and his manner became impetuous and animated, till, for getful of every thing around him, he seemed to kneel nt the throne of Jehovah, and to beseech in agony for his fellow beings. After he had finished his prayer, ho knelt for a long time in profound silcncet and so. powerful had it affected therrnost heartless of his audience, that a stillness like that of the tomb pervaded the whole house. Be fore. hacQrntncnced. iiis sermon r long dark ening columns crowded the bright sunny sky of the morning, and swept their dull shadows over the building, in fearful augu ry of the storm. His text was, "Strive to enter in ai ' the straight gate : for many. I say unto vou shall seek to enter in, and shall not be able." "boo that emblem of human life," said he, pointing to a shadow that was flittn across the floor. "It passed for a moment, and concealed tho brightness of heaven from our view; but is gone. And where will ye be, my hearers, when your lives nave passed away like that dark cloud 7 Oh, my dear friends, I see thousands sit. ting attentive, with their eyes fixed on the poor, unworthy preacher. In a few days we shall meet at the judgment seat of Christ, We shall form a part of that vast assembly mat win gamer petore the turone ; and ev ery eye shall behold the Judge. With a voice, whose rail you must abide - and an. swer, he will inquire- whether on earth ye strove to enter in at the stnight gate; whether your hearts were absorbed in him. My blood runs cold when 1 think how many of you will then seek to enter In, and shall not bo able. 01), what plea can you make oetore the Judge ot the whole earth T Can you say it has been your whole endeavor to mortify the flesh with its afTections ond lusts T that your lifehas been one Jong" effort to do the will of G6d? No ! you must answer. I made myself easy in the .world by flaTtering myself that all would end well ; but I have deceived my own soul, and am lost. You, oh false and hollow Christian of what avail will it be that you havo done many things ; that you have read much in the sacred word J that you have made long prayers ; that you have nttendod religious duties and appeared holy in - the eyes' of men f -What will all this be, if, instead" of lovmg. lura-upreHelyT ydu-4wve- beetr sup Eosing you shouhLexalt yourself in heaven y acts really polluted and unholy. ""And: you, rich man, wherefore do you hoard your silver, wherefore count the price you have received for him whom you every day crucify In your love of gain ? Why that, when you are too poor to buy a. drop ot cow water,-your beloved son rnay be rolled to hell in his chariot pillowed and cushioned around him. His eye gradually lighted up, as ho pro- cecded, till towards the "close, it seemed to sparkle with celestial fire. "Oh, sinners !" he exclaimed, "by all your hopes of happiness" I beseech you to repent. Let not the wrath of God be awakened. Let notthe-fires of entcrnity be kindled against you. Sue there !" said he, pointing to the lightning which played on the corner, of the pulpit "Tis a glance irom the angry eye of Jehovah ! Hark 1" continued he, raising his finger in a listen, ing attitude, as the distant thunder grew louder and .louder, and broko in one tremendous crash over the building. "It was tlie voice of trie Almighty as he passed by bis anger !n V As the sound died awav. lie covered his flee with his bands, and knelt beside his pul pit, apparently lost in inward and intense nraver. The storm nassed raoidtr away. and the sun bursting forth in its might, threw across the heavens a magnhcent arch of peace. Rising, and pointing to the beautiful obiect. be exclaimed. "Look ur. onr the rainbow, and pris hiis that made it Very beautiful it is in the brightness there, of. It compasscth the heavens about with glory; and the hands of tho Most High have bended it." The Farmeh's Son. The time is not far distant, in our humble opinion, when tho . farmer's son will be the man among tho well educated of his day. Already has thd spirit gone abroad. The feelings of all are beginning to be enlisted deeply in this bono, rdble cause. " No longer is this profession viewed, by all, as' fit only for the poor and ignorant, but is begining to claim the rank tojwhich it ia so justly entitled. Men of learn ing and talents have turned their attention to its investigation, without the least com. fiunciion of conscience for having acted be -ow their dignity. They have learned that the occupation of a farmer, humble as it may have been considered, can call into ac tion most of the powers of the mind, and, whatever may bo the amount of his knowU , edge, if useful, it can be brought to bear el " ther jjircctly or indirectly ; hence, the er. roneous opinion that farmers need not bo educated t is fast passing away, and ere long; popular sentiment will consign it to itsr le gitimate abode, the shades of oblivion. " No occupation is better calculated to call forth the learning of tlie man of science than that of the farmer, and in which he can chy gage with more honor, or to which more honor should be attached. 4Ve believe that, in time, instead of having the poor and ignorant to fill the profession of learn ing, we shall see young men turning from practical institutions of learning, to that of the plough handle j fired with alaudablo spw rif to gain honor and amass wealth from their occupation. When such a state of as another to "the learned profes sions," considered as honorable as any of them, and will prove as profitable. Hills that are now barren and neglected wastes, will be brought into active and profitable cultivation, waving with bountiful harvests, or set with heavy cared corn thfen glad dching8rrfilesof plenty willchcer our do. mestic circles, and bloated purses fill our pockets. --jCpoU-rrA. . queer a ccident happened not lenj ago in ono of tlie public places in Paris.' It seems a gentleman, with bright gold buttons on his coat, was followed by a1 respectably dressed thief, who took occasional opportunities to cut off tlie buttons and transfer vhera into his own pocket. The gen. tleraan ' having- discovered the fact, kept strict watch upon the other's motions, and when he was in the set of cutting oft a buttm, took out his owrt pen-knifo, and cut off the fallow's ear. The thief, -as might naturally be expected, was much enraged thereat, and turning; furiously to the gentleman, asked why he cut offiiis ear. Why did you cut off my buttons T" was the reply. Your buttons J damn you, take your buttons there are your but tons,? said the thief, throwing tbemat him. Very well," said the gentlomnn, " and thcro is your ear," tossing that at him. After this exchange of com modi ties tho parties seperated; one going to the tailor's, the other to the physician's. Batten Na tion. BriLs. "I never shot a bird in my Yttti' said one toanothor. 'JI nover shot at any thing In the shape of a bird except tL tquirret, and that I k illed with a stonf when it fell from the tl-eef-in. to . .the river, and was -droanedf-u -tho reply. The above ia a tougher, but we carl toll a better and a truer1 one perpetrated in this ' city, by a Yankee. "That arHdr)g (point ing to a largo white one) 'aint got a bit of black about him, except his ears rand they are brotcn.n - , And a little tougher yet is the. story"" of the Irishman who said the first feathered fowl he shot in America was a forientiae, he treed him on a white oak hemlock stumn. and fired at him "six times before his gut went off, and then he came a tumbling the tree. ' ' - . 6 r n .i ' - A Smtrr or Pamr. It is curious to' reflect upon what uses a sheet of paper may be put. It lies be. fore you in a state of virgin purity, and Its utmost value is a cent. It is scrawled over with pot-hooka. : and hangers, a few " promisee to pav are written on it, and it becomes good for thousands of dollars. A piece or wedding cake is wrapped up in it, and it is kissed by the rosy lips of a lovelv mniden. nla. te&Mndcr lirr .pillow, as a spell to conjure op in ncr a ream a uanasome lover, a line estate, and a moderate quantity of little responsibilities. Jt is received by one person, and he blesses it for hring. ing him the glad tidings of his promotion to a for. tune ; by another, and he eurses it for the informs, tion that he is disinherited. I ft accordance with tlie characters upon it, it lights up the eye or wa ters ine cneea it makes tne Heart UiroU with am;-' row-t iS" treasured m a preeffcus relic, or torn to pieces with Inconceivable di'gait. The destiny of the sheet of paper on which we are writing, is to afford eopy foronr dtvil, and food for reflection to thousands. RtcHES.-T-It is a strange delusion for men to suppose that happiness consists In riches. Contentment is not to be found in splendor and magnificence ; or why fs it that princes have sometimes exchanged the grandeur of the palace for tho more simple enjoyments of private life T Why is tho countenance of a rich man furrowed with thought and anxiety, while the poor go on tlicir way shouting and exulting in tho blessings which God has given them? Why does the man who has grown In wealth, look back -to the days of his Dover. ty, and ask himself why he cannot now re joice as heartily over tho much as he did overthefitfe . There was something of novelty it is line, hat not 1ms of reason, in th proceedings of a latoes. teemed mirustet of New England, who at the close of a very badly eung psalm, read another to the choir, saying, Yon must try again 1 it ia im. possible to preach after each singing P May I be 1 of theJorera of U." as tie Vise of I toen said 2 a 10 der 4 leg of mutton D I ah 8 apiece of it. , - V 1 4