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HIGHLAND MESSENGER:
Friday, February lr 1143. h'
OCT. What nice, warm,, dry Weather we
had Jatoly 1 . Fine time for fallowing up
hnd ! ; But, alas I , most, of; pur farmers
through this country seem, not to. think of
j ploughing;until March or, April, when k is
! tco kite to insure a good crop, Corn land
should ' always be ploughed if possible, ia
the fall or early in the winter., i.Qae good
jloughing between the first of Octpbejund
the first of February is worth two ia tho
moDths of March and April., A farmer
will always bo well repaid for ploughing bis
eora land twice, and harrowing once,, be
foro planting, especially if tho firai pluugli
ing be done in tho tll. , ...
Oat, wheat or rye stubble turned under
soon after tho crop is taken off, wiU lend
greatly to fmprove tho land.
Always have a shelter for you' stock cat
tle and a stabla for your milk, cows in the
winter,, if you wish to have " good luck"
with the one and good milk from the latter.
Ths manure saved in this way. will soon
nav the cost of nrenarinir the shelters, i But
s
we might almost as well " sing psalma to a
dead horse as talk this way to most of North
Carolina farmers lliey are " too busy" to
attend to such little matters. . ... ,'
v ELECTRO-IAGmiC TELECIiPHS. .
The comrruteo to whom the subject was
referred in Congress, have reported bill
to appropriate thirty thoutnnd dollars for the
purpose of testing the practicability, and
usefulness of the system of electro-magnetic
Telegraphs, invented by Professor Mosse,
of New York, by constructing a lino , be
tween such points and of such length, as
will give the system a fair trial. . Testimo
nials of tho excellency of Mr. Morse's sys
tern, and of its superiority over all others
which have been tried, are furnished in
abundance, both from Europe and America.
It is heartily approved by many of the most
.scientific men in the United States, and by
divers philosophical andKtorary societies of
England and France.. Tbe kJea f con vey
ing intelligence by means of electricity has
bceji eJitciOained, since th dnya ofFsANK.
UN, but in two instances alone has any sys-
lent been brought into successful operation.
The plan of Professor Wheatstone has been
for some time in operation under the Go
verniBwnTof "EngTandi ind rondily"and al
most instantaneously conveys intelligence
to a distance of two hundred miles. . Ano-
ijgtcm is in operation u
ces of the Bavarian Government, and both
of these, it is said, succeed well, though
regarded as decidedly inferior to the one
invented by Professor Mobsk. 1 We hope
that proper attention will be given this sub
ject by the present Congress, as it is un
questionably ono of great importance to the
country, and ono which we doubt not can
bo made abundantly successful, . Thirty
thousand dollars we regard as a small aum
to be appropriated for this purpose ; though,
perhaps, the Professor will bo able, even
with it, to demonstrate the practicability
nc utility of his plan.,-: v
t)a subjects like this, our National Legis
lature has" always, we think, been rather
alow to act. To be sure we would not wish
them to rush precipitnteUy into sppropria.
"us 01 the public funds for any pnrposex
fat When scientific improvemonta" which
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promise great good to the country are estab-
'mct'ydii31he'"rc"iddubt
itself;
We see' no.' reason wliV ConcresT
hould hesitate to act at, onc.e promptly
nd efficienily. A more chance alone has
already prevented our beinir deprived of the
advantages of Professor Morse's invention'
while its. benefits would have been enjoyed
by England j and this, too, in consequence
of atieglect en the part of Congress to give
ke subject proper attention when it was
"ted "y jbe Professor in 1838. ..What
Si.been the reasonofthe slowness of action
wbieh has too often characterisod Coogress
subjuca Hko this, is hafj W dlrlmu.--ji'lts
it has been owing partly to the fact
in science, as well as every thing else,
'here has been much hum buggery and im
position, and partly to tbifact that many of
u .members lutvo been much better ac-
JYewspaper, devoted
qtiainted with the nature and properties of
certain fluids kept about the restaurants
the capitot than with electricity, and partly
to the fact that any and all appropriations of
this character are apt to be laid hold of by
aspiring demagogues at home and used to
tlw prejudice of those voting in favor of
them. ' tfc .
.Tfpqgrapbical Very p musing typogra
pliicol blunders will ow and then occur in
spite of the best proof-readers.' , The Bel
Kflsnf N. 1J.1 Gazette sneaks of (Jen. Mr..
cj. as . (he gallant : bottle-scarred sot
ier..; ,400 writer probably intended t
bay ;.btIaarred,,Vr-jS. Courier. ' ! '..
iIn fhesq diggins1' the former appotla
lion would be quite appropriate to a numbci
of individuals. "
(KT Senator Baos?, of Alabama.lins'
been prevented from reaching Washington
to attend the present session of Congress;
by an indisposition produced by mtempe
ranee. The correspondent of tho Mobile
Advertiser says in conclusion ofhis remarks'
on that subject. he is now recovering,
and it Is thougM will be able to proceed to
WaJnrngton in tfrrio U receive Ws milcngo
lor going ana returning. u ,
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Death of IB Editor...:. We regret to learn
tliat Mr. T. W. White, so long and so fa.
vorably known as the editor of the Southern
iterary Messenger, departed this life on
tho 19th nit.
Richard Allen, Esq., a very worthy
ciiizen of HcTrdcrsorrcouniy InnhlsareTtmiJ8) l'iul uu P"' oft" jo lhe-4Sunday
was recently killed by the fall of a tree.
Ie had walked out into his field while the
wind was blowing very hard, and either a
tree entire or a limb struck him and pro.
duced instant death. . -. , , ...
James Calhoun. "Esq., brother of the
Ion. J,. C. Calhoun, lately died at his resi
dence in Abbeville District, S. C. : "
Tht SonthefH PlBBtef.We have received
thg first number of ad agricultural paper
bearing the above title, published at Angus,
ta, Ga , by Messrs. J. W. & W. S. Joms.
It is published semi-monthly at one dollar
per nnmim, invariably in -advance. We
will publish the prospectus hereafter.
(KrGov. Movehead has summoned his
council te convene in Raleigh on the 0th
day of February, to advise with him in the
appointment of mcrobersof the Literary and
Internal Improvement Boards,
' sBKeaMawaB
John C. Colt. .
" Honor tky fatker and thy mother."
This wretched young man belonged 'to a re.
tpeeubla family ia CoBneeticnt- A-ButM wm
learned to obey hi parent lie buret aaundoi all
arontal and Cbrietian reetrainta, and pave way
to hia impctuoM doaires and paaaiona, : At lenpti
ka raa away from home. Ha toamed about the
country, and went once to Texaa. And now for
theftault. Chlldran, look at It ! -ti'i !
7' In Cincinnati Ji acdilced and then basely dev
tcrted a youuj woman, a widow. She died a
tuM-irfe. Hs then ted need another woman "
Philadelphia, wbom be carried to New-York, and
lived with hor aa a kept mielreaa. To aupport her,
in means 10 thai us was nnawe to-
pay an honest debt ta a Mr- Samuel Adams. To
get rid of the payment, he murdered Mr. Adama,
paeked op hia body in a box, and pat it ow board
ot a ship bound for New-Orloana. Ho gave Mr.
Adama' watch to hia miitreaa, and thia led to hia
detection. The wretched woman awake, en
morning, ta learn flora, the officers of the law.
that the man with whom ahe lived in unholy
union, waa a innrderer. ' He was tried convict.
ed and, titer various appeals to other courts, he J
waa sentenced to be executed on the loth of dor.
lost. ' He petitioned Gov. Seward for pardon,
bat be refuted to hiternire with the eenteBee of
the law, Dcaperate effort were made, by himaelf
and hia frlenda to aave him from the merited death.
But all in vain. The law had him in ka firm grasp,
and it went atcadily forward. From it there waa
no eacape. ' He (pent the night previous to the
day appointed for hia execution, is writing a letter,
which he sealed and directed . to be given to hia
illegitimate child,' when old enough .to under
stand its eontanta. .. In the morning, a clergyman
apent several hours with him. At 13 o'clock bia
mistreat, the mother of bis child, Came to hit cell
and they were married. What marriage I The
gallows of tbo bridegroom standing at the window
of the cell where the ceremony was performed.
01 m ecu .
and himaelf on the very verge of the gmve I Us
was left alone with hia wife for an hour, and then
requested to beleft fnUrely alone till his last
minute. A 'ftw minutes before 4 o'clock, (the
time set for hitexecutionj)- the cell wae-epened,
and be waa fnundTgitfl(t aotniLojie nad furnish,
ed hha with a dirkjiifa, which he tbruet into hia
heart. He had turned the knife around till he
had made a large gash, and the blood had flowod
freely over hia yet warm body. The gallows was
deprived of ita victim. He had gone to the pre
eence of bia God a liiertiiw a murderer add
mtuieid. - ' : ' '; '
' Ws eemrnend this subject to the attention of
all our youthful readers. Sin often presents itself
in an attraetiw form. It afonutes happiness.
That Js cboaea ; but in the embrace it turns to
miaerr. So it waa with Colt. He would or be
roterned b kit parent, ' He waa determined to
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WoTiuvmoil raiwaTyTne comTncnTed wiTTwliat
the- world calls trivial ahw.- As be progressed, h4
k. iLu ..J mI,. mI Jnm l.ivn tho Hnr.liv,. I
became hardened, till he ended with murder and
From h mm.nl hn rfianliKycd hlB
father and spurned the connscls of his mother, be
went rapidly to ruin, and he involved others in
ruin also. Here is a solemn chapter for every
yonth. Beware of the beginingof ain. Beware
of disobeying your parents. - 'Honor Iby father
and thv mother, that thv day man be lone upon
the land which the Lord thy God givoth thee."
fenny rrt0eer.
to iRcWfflbWraltty, PbXmcs, .lorlcuXitirc, and Ocneral IntclUoence.
ASIIEVILLE, Ni C.,
MISCELLANEOUS.
Poil f ' Pcablossont'e iveddlnff. '
, " My stars ! that parson is cotMrfu slow
a coming. ' I reckoh he want so tedious
getting' to his own wedding as he iseoming
hero," said one of the bridesmaids of Miss
Polly Peablossom. fc she bit her lips to
mane incm rosy, ana pepped into a smnll
looking glass for tho twentieth time. " '
" Iln preaches cneuzh about the short
ness of a lifetime." romarked another rowt-
mg Miwr "and how we ought U , improve
our opportunities, not te be creeping along
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iiav buuii, wneu a wnoie weuuing party
is waiting for him, and the waffles are get.
(Ing cold and tho chickerts burning- to -a
crisp."-iwr -wa ,.,.,v .T:
" Have polwaca Eirls. may be the man s
lost hjf spurs and cou'i get along any fuster
was the consolatory appeal of an arch look,
ing damsel, as she finished the last of a
bunch of gropes.'-' i j . - -
"Or perhaps his old fox-eared horse has
jumped ut of the pasture, and tbo old gen
tleman nss to take it a loot ; surmised the
fourth brides maid. , ' , -
the a-onerat Testivonesa. ftl ner atas. ana
wovid occasionally attuct extreme tnerri
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attendants charged
nor with being Jidgei and rather more un
eaaVtharr she wanted folks to believe. '
" Hallow, Floyd !" shouted old Cnptaio
feabioaaom out 01 doors to bw coperss
trowsered son. who was entertaining the
young beaux of the neighborhood With feats
of agility in jumping with weights. " Floyd
throw down them rocks and put the bridle
on Snip and ride down the road and see ii
you can't see Parson Gympsy, and tell him
la hurry along, we are all waiting lor him.
tie must think weddings are like his meet
after Ibe fourth Sunday in the next month.
alter the crowd a all gathered and ready to
hear ths preaching. If )ou don't meet him
go clean to his house. I'spect he's heard
that Brushy Creek Ned is here with his fid
die, and has tnken a scare.1' ' -
As the night was wearing on. and ne
parson bad come yet to unite the destmies
of George Washihgton Hodgkins and ' the
amiable and accomplished" Miss Polly Pea.
blovsom, the former individual Intimated te
his intended , the propriety of passing off the
time by having a dojiee. ' ; ;
roily asked her maK and her ma. after
arguing that it was not the fashion iii her.
time, in North Carolina, to dance before the
ceremony, tit last consented. '
i he artist from Brushy Creek waa call.
ed in,, and, after much turning and spitting
and the screws, he stamped hia foot and
struck up Money Musk end away went
toe country dance, folly feablossom at
the head, with Thomas Jefferson Hodgkins
as her partner, and George W. Hodgkins
next, with folly's sister, Iavisa, for his
partner. . Polly danced to every lady,; then
up and down jo the middle, and bands all
round, Piexl came ueo. Washington and
his partner, who underwent the same pro-
cess ; " and so on through the whole, as
DebolPs arithmetic says. '- . -:,i-. . r,
The yard was lit mty three or four large
bgntwood Ares, which gave a Uciuresquu
appearance to the croups outside. On one
side of the house was Daniel Newnan Pea.
blossom and t bevy of youngsters, who
either could hot.'or did not desire to net in-
to the "dohceprobablf ibe former and
whe amused themselves by jumping and
wrestling. On the other aide, a group of
matrons sat under the trees in chairs, and
discoursed of the mysteries of makiog buT
tor, curing chickens of the pip and children
of the croup, besides lamenting the misfor
tunes of some neighbor ,'6r the indiscretion
of some neighbor's daughter, Who had run
away and married a circus rider. A few
pensive couples, eschewing the " giddy
dance," promenaded the yard and admired
the moon, or " wonlerod if alt 4ta-fiffle'
stars were worlds" like this," Perhaps they
may havo sighed sentimentally at the folly
of the musquitoes and bugs which were at.
tracted round the fires to get their pretty lit.
tie wings scorched, and lose their precious
lives: or they may have talked of. 1 true
love, and plighted their vows for aught
we know. ' "
Old Captain Peabloseom and bia pipe,
dirieg (he while, were the centre of a cir
ole in front of the house, whq had gathered
around the worthy man s arm-chair to lis
ten to his '" twice told tales'? of ' hair
breadth 'scapes" of" the battles and sciges
he had passed'for you must k now the
Captain was not a "summer soldier, and
sun shine patriot," he had burned gunpow
dcr jn defence 6f Ins beloved country. '
At the' special request of squire Tomp
kias, the Captain narrated the perilous ad
ventures of Newman's little band among
the ' Seminoles." How " Bold Newman
and his men lived on Alligator flesh ; and
parched corn, and marched bare footed
through sawpelmetto ; how they mot Bow-
ieirs end his warriors near Pain's prairie
and what fighting was there. The amusing
Incident of Bill Cone and the terrapin shell
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brood I WlseOOlted arouna
the -warW-Blllr.tbo-y Cami
Camden ;BordJ
peace to his! ashes,) as the Captain famiU
iarly called him, was sitting one day against
the logs of the breast-work, drinking soup
out of a tarrnpin shell , when a random shot
from the tnemy broke the shell and spilt
his soup, whereupon he raised his head over
tho breast-Work and sung out " Oh, you,
bugger, you couldn't do that again if you I
FEBRUARY 10,1843.
tried forty times." Then the Captain aAer
repeated Importunities, laid down his pipe,
ciearea nis throat and sung,
l "We marched on to the next station,
The Ingests on before did hide.
They shot and killed Bold Newman's nigger,
, And two other white men by bis aide."
The remainder of the epic we have for
gotten. ? After calling out for a chunk of fire and
relighting his pipe, he dashed at onceover
jnto Alabama, in General Floyd's army,
might the. battles of Cnlebee and Otnec
over sgiiin iu detail, The artillery from
Baldwin county blazed away and made the
Httlo boys aforesaid think tfiev could hear
thunder almost, and the, rifles from Put
nam, made, their patriotic young spirits long
to revenge the gallant corps. And the
Squire was astonished at the narrow escape
his friend had of falling into the hands of
TeatueiTord and his savages, when he was
miraculously rescued by Timpochce Bar
mard, the Uchee chief.
At this state of affulrs: Floyd foot the
General, but the ambassador) rode up with
mysterious look on his countenance.
ThnlavM XaCt JX In Om MtrfU T a .ant
ami assembled around tho messenger, to
'so 67 Ttieold taT
dies crowded up too, and the captain and
the Squire were eager to hear. Hut r loyd
fell the importance of his situation, and
was in no hurry to divest himself of the mo
mentary dignity. ,
" WCH. 08 I rode on down to Boggy Gut
1 saw
' ' Who cares what the devil Ton saw.
exclaimed the Impatient Captain i " tell us
if the parson is coming, first, and you may
take all night to tell the balance, if you like
afterwards." '
I saw" continued Floyd pertina
ciously
" Well, my dear, what did you aceP'
said Mrs. Pea blossom. ;
;; ;"I sawnhat eomcljody hod xAS;i rlway
some of the rails on the crossway , or they
had wnshed eway or somehow'" -'
" Did any body over hear tlie like T" said
tlie Captain.
" And so I got down," said Floyd, "and
banted some more end fixed over the bog
gy place."
Here Polly laid her hand on his arm and
requested, with a beseeching look, to know
if the parson was on the way.
" III tell you all about it presently, Polly
-iul then when 1 got to the run of the
creek, then" - . -
MOh, the devil, eiaculs ted Captain Pea-
blossom, M stalled again." -
" Be still, honey, let the child tell it his
vpwn way he always would have hia way,
you know, since he had Hie measles, in
terposed the old lady.
Daniel Newman PeaMoesom,, at this
juncture, facetiously laid down on the groud
with the root or an old oak for his pillow,
and ealled out yawuingly 1 to his pa, to
"wake him when brother t loyd had cross
ed the run of tho creek and arrived safely
at the parson's" This caused loud laugh
ter. Floyd simply noticed it by observing
to his brother, " Fes, you think you 'er
mighty smart before all these folks, and
resumed his tedious route to Parson Gymp.
ay's w-ilh as h' tie proaptctof reaching the
nd ot kits tjiory as over. .
Mrs. faa blossom tried to Ctoa tn to
"jist" say if tlie parson was coming or not
rotiy begged bint- and all the bridesmaid
implored. But Floyd " went on his way
fwg -
" When I come to) the Pincy. flat, he
continued, old Snip seed something wbite
over in the baygall. and shv'd clean out of
thft'WMlit .mi
tiiuivuu, auu
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stopped, would be hard to say, if the impa
dent Laptaio had not intcrlered.
That gentleman, with a peculiar glint of
the eye, remarked " Well, there s one
way I can bring him to a showing,' as he
took a largo horn from between tho logs
and rung a 'wood note wild, that set a
pack ot hounds to yelping. A few more
notes, as loud as those that issued from Ro
land's horn at Itoucesvallea.' was sufficient
invitation to every hound, flee' and cur of
low degrco that followed the guests, to join
in the chorus. The Captain was a man of
good lungs, and ' the way he did blow was
the way,' as Squire Tompkins afterwards
vert happily described it, and as there were
in the canine choir some thirty voices of
every key, the music may be imagined bet
ter than described. Miss Tabitha Tid well
the first brides-maid put her hands to her
ears and cried but, ' my Stars!' we shall all
The desired effect of abbreviating the
mcoscnger's story was produced, the prolix
personage in the copperas pants, was seen
to.take Polly, aside .and., whisper something
in her oar,. ,,. t. .,,
"Oil, Floyd, you are joking; you ought
not to serve me so. Ain't you joking, bub?"
ssked Polly, with a loqjphat seemed to beg
he would say yes. . .,.
" It's true as preaching," be replied
' tbo cake s all dough.'
Polly whispered something to her moth
er, who th rew up her hands and exclaimed
U.my lv and then whispered the secret to
some ether lady, and away itweox. Such
whispering aud throwing up of hands and
Consternation was in every face, Poor
Polly was the very personification of ' pa-
lenee en a monument, amiling at green
and ellow melancholy.'
" Ah, old man bad news : said tne wile
with a sigjb. .
"Well, what is it" You arc all getting
as bad as Floyd, " terrifying"' a fellow to
death."
' " Parsbn Oympsy was digging hi o.new
hotsctroughand cut his leg to the bone with
a loot-adze, end can t como U, dear !
" I wish he had tnken a fancy to "a done
it a week ago, so we mout a got a not her
parson, or as long as no other lime would
suit but to dny, I wish ho had cut his
plsguy head off. "
" Oh, my husband," exclaimed Mrs.
Peablossom.
" "Brushy Creek NedrMnndlne Intho piax;
r.a with his fiddle, struck up the old tunoof
We'D danee all nifM, Hill urond day litfht, .
And go home with the gala in the ntonin." - :
Ned s hint caused a movomcnt towards
the dancing room among tlie people, whpir4
the Laptsin, as it waking from a reverie,
exclaimed in aloud voice, " Oh tho devil !
what are ysu all thinking of? Why here $
oqture Tompkins, he can perform the ce.rc-
asowy. it a man cant marry folks whats
tlie use of being a squire aall ,
Manna did not come in better time to
thecliildrcn of Israel in the wilderness, than
this discovery of the worthy Captain.
It was as vivifying as a shower of rain on
corn that is about to shoot and tassel, cspe-
nany iu vnsuigu "W. IluOUnana ma tly
lovew
Squire Tompkins was a nowly elected
magistrate, and somewhat diffident of liis
abilities in this untried department. lie ex
pressed a hint of the sort, which the Cap.
lain only noticed with tho . exclamation
f Hoot toot r
Mr. Peablossom. insinuated to her hus
band, that in hor day tho quality, or. belter
sort of people in North Carolina, had a ore-
judice agin being married by a magistrate,
to which the old gentleman replied
" None of your nonsense old lady none of
your Duplin county aristocracy about here
now. The better sort of people, I think
VOU sav ! Now vnu know C-u-'linn nin't llin
lest S'ato in the country, no how,, and Du
plin's the poorest county. inil)c.8tatoI.B.ou
tcr sort ol people, is it ! Quality eh ! Who
tbo devil's better than we arcl Ain't we
honest ? Ain't we raised our children do-
cent, and learned them how to read, write
and cypher ? Ain't I fou't under Newman
and Floyd for the country ! Why, blame it
we are the very best sort or people. Stuff,
nonsense I Tlie wcddinir shall soon Pol
ly shall have a husband." Mrs. P.'s eye lit
up, her cheek flushed, as she heard "the
old North Slate" spoken of so disparaging.
ly uui site was a woman ol good sense, and
reserved tlie casligaiion tor a future curtain
lecture. . ..
Things were soon arranged for the wed
ding, and as the old wooden clock on the
mantle piece struck one, the bridal party
were duly arranged on the floor, and the
crowd gathered around, eager to observe
every twinkle of the bridegroom's eye, and
every blush of the blooming brido.
The brides maids and their male attend,
ants were arranged in couples, as in a co
tillion, to form a hollow square, in the cen.
treof which were the squire sad the betroth,
ing parties. Each of the attendants bore
a candle; Miss Tabitha held her's in a long
brass candlestick, which had belonged Id
Polly's grandmother, in shape and length
something resembling " Cleopatra's Nee.
;dlej7..Miss Luyisajbore a flat lia ojio the
third attendant bora. auah,a article aa ta
uauatw suspended on a nail against the
wall, and the fourth had a curiously devised
something, cut out of wood with a. pocket
knife. For want of a further supply of
enno teat jck,-t Demote alternant held na.
kod candles ia their hands. Polly was
dressed in white, md wore a bay flowej
with its green leaves in her hair, and the
whisper went round' " Now don't she look
pretty 1" George W. Hodgkins " rejoiced
in a white aatin stock and a vest and pan.
taloons of orange color ; and the vest was
straight collared, like a Continental officer's
in tlie Revolution, and had eagle buttons on
it. They were a fine lookins couple.
When every thing was ready, "a pause
ensued, and all eyes wore turned on the
Squire,' who seemed to be undergoing a
mental agony, such as fourth of July ora
tors feel when they forget their speeches,
or a boy at an exhibition when he is to be
prompted from belli nd the scene. The
truth was, Squiro Tompkins was a marl of
forms, but had always taken' them from
form books and never trusted his memory.
On this occasion he had no " Georgia Jus
tice" or any other book from which to read
ths marriage ceremony, and was at a loss
how to proceed. Ho thought over every
thing he had ever learned " by heart" even
te , '
"Thirty days hath tlie month pf September,
The same maybe said of June, April, November,"
but all in vain lie could recollect nothing
that suited such an occasion. A suppress,
ed tTtter all pver him
that he must proceed with something, and
in the agony of desperation he began
" Anourall men by thete presents, Vial I
here he paused and looked up to the ceil
ing, while an audible voice in a corner of
the room, was heard to say, " He 'a draw,
ing a deed to a tract of land," and they all
laughed.
In tht nime of trod, Amen! "he began
a second time, only to hear another voice
in a loud whisper, say " He's making his
ul num. I thought m eouldn t live long,
he looks so powerful bad."
"New I Uyme downtt tleep,
I pray the Lari"
was the twxt essay, when some oruJito gen
tleiran remarked, "He is tot dead, but
sleepcth."
Oh yes f Oh yet " continued the Squi ro.
One voice replied, " Oh no ! oh no I doo't
let's;" another whispered, "Wo Ball!'"
WHOLE JVU3IBER 133.
some person oat of doors sung out " Come
into court !" and tho laughter was general.
The brides maids spilt the tallow from their
candles all over the floor, in the Vain at.
tempt to look serious. vOn of them had a
red mark on her lip for a month afterwards,
where she had bit it. The trideg-oom put
his hands in his pockets and took them out
again ; tho bride, looked like she would faiqt
and so did the Squire. . .
Bat the Squire Was an indefatigable mart
and kept trying. His next effort waa -,
" To all and singular to (he W'
" Let's run ! he's going to trrj on us," said
two'or three at once.
Here a gleam of light flashed across the
fuce of Squire Tompkins. That dignitary
looked around all at once, with as much
self-satisfaction as Archimedes could have
felt when ho discovered the method of as.
eertalning the specific gravity of bodies.
in a grave and dignified manner he saidf
" Mr. Hodgkins, hold up your right hand'
George Washington obeyed, and held tip
his hand. M Miss Polly, hold up yours."
Polly, in her confusion, held up the left
hand. "Tlie other. Miss Peablossom."
Aodtlio Bquire yttccedcd'tnnrroud and
Composed manner to qualify them " You
una eacn ol you do solemnly swear, in the
presence of Almighty God and the present
company, that yoq will perform towards
each other nil and singular the functions of
a husband or wife; as the case may be
to the best of vour knowledge and ability,
so help jou God!"
" Good as wheat," said Copt. Peablos-
som. Folly, my gnj, como kiss your
fnther, I never felt so llnppy since tho day
I was discharged from the army and set
out homowards to sec your mother."
Macon, Ua., 1812.
From the Princeton ($. J.) Whig.
Gloomy masiass.
O, death ! when will thv ravarms rpnunl
When thy voracious inWs be full ? Mint
human forms bo vanished from earth, and
we see our loved ones die. and nature her.
self expire in. dreadful agony, ere this dart
returns to its quiver, or thy bow is unstrung ?
Ah ! thy work commenced where time be.
Sin, and can but end where eternity begins,
ut say , hast thou not inverted thy course
in pa&sing by tho " old ones" of earth, to
whom, even in all thy terrors, thou would'st
still be welcome! But ah! thou stoopd'st
not always to conquer where victory is most
easily gained ; where the conquest would
be most acceptable. Thou passcst by the
wretched sufferer for whom the world cares
not, and to whom the " valley of death."
with all its terrors, would bo a sweet re.
pose. ' Thou hast passed by tlie midnight
nssassin, thou hast watched the deeds of
darkness he meditated In his cruel heart,
and yet disturbed him not O death! if
thou hast consistency, where is it T
. Turn thou away from tlie check " where
youth in sportive beauty dwells :" withdraw
thy haggard presence from before the
sparkling eye accustomed to look on love
lier things; injure not the gentle form where
beauty lingers ; where virtue dwells ; where
hopes are buoyant. Hie thee to some other
sphere go to her who a Waits thec-evert
twrwhbm age "ilndlflltelron, havtrmad
willing to quit this mortal realm. Go to
him who is confined in the solitary dungeon,
and claim a controversy with that unfortu
nate individual, to whom all the lovsof
earth are denied ;whd has Hof friettd thai
could love him, no eye that could shed oner
sympathetic tear for his woes, no heart thali
could utter a sinelo nraver for hia art"
whila passing through the ' shades of death.'
Uie thee to the broken hearted, whose honna
have been early blighted, and there thou
wilt be welcome. Stap not to pahry tlie
henrt where hopes, are young; where the
poisoffrd fangs of disappointment have never
been. felt. And now. O death, if thv aim
be youth, jfo where vouih has e-one to meat
thee, even in all his pride, clothed in the
warrior's garb, with his clitterine sDear to
assist thee irt thy cruel work. Go and meet
him there, face to face: tell hint that " k
tho victor belong tlie spoils." Ie fears thee
nrit , his business is to die ; for this he wears
the towering plume; fortius his swerd is
girt upon his I high; for this ho seeks the
cannons moutli, and qiiiu his native shores.
Then go where thou canst in justice go.
But thou hast been there already. You
have turned to dust tlie mighty millions
who followed Xerxes, Cesser's armies felt
thec on the plains of Rome -Miltiades on '.
Grecian fields. Still thy course is onward.
as it was, is, and shall be tiil time shall be
xiajnorcniMLflngcrs trumpets sound the
lunorai dirge of a talioo, ruined and nnni.
nuoica world. r"".
03" Upon, -tho repeal of -thfe-Pankropt"
Law, ia the House of Representatives, the
vote stood ..-'
" For repealing it, V140
.' Against it,' 71
But little doubt is entertained that it will
meet the some fule in the Senate.
' (& The manufacture of lard eil is ex
tending very rapidly in the West.
A Mrsi Sifcr, wife ef a fsiniei in Alio-
ghany county, Pennsylvania, was recently ,
d(;litered of three children. I An exchange
pariCr calls this cifcr -ing bythc rule of three.
Words are things, as1 much as if they bad
the weight of lead or gold : let theui, then,
bp uwtl wiiTT'cauiion. : Upon the shutting
of the lips may depend tbc 'comfiirt of many
days to come. n
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