A Weekly Family Newspaper, devoted to Christianity, . Political Science Agricultnre and General Intelligence. VOL. IV. . ..NUMBER 5 ASHEVILLE, K C- SEPTEMBER lr 1843. WHOLE NUMBER 1G1 - . gammas-; - ;f .This paper is published at Two Dollars and Fifty Cent in advance o,' Throb Dollars at the cn4 of the year. Advertisement inserted at One Dollar por square in., rim first, and Twenty-Five Ccnta for each . continuance. Court Orders will bo charged twenty-five pot ecnt extra, JIISCEELLANOUS. f f . Destruction of the Inquisition i ?l.t Madrid. The .followifi'r.'" extracted ; from the "Western Citizen,'' may be read with in. terest. commsr as it does Irom such a re spectable source. Col.Jehmanousky was an officer tinder the command of Napoleon Bonaparte. Fortwenty-three years be served with him in stations of trust, which rendered the most intimate relnuonsjicces sary,end it was onfy-wheit Napoleon was confined on the island ol &Iba, that Lot. Lehmanousky retired from tho service." Of his lectares almost every one has heard, Col. L. " has hud means such ps perhaps no other man. living has had, certainly none in this country, of knowing the men and things of which ho speaks. 1 he doscrip. lion below is as near tho language of the Colonel as tho correspondent's memory served him.r-Frthcelon Whig. , " In tho year 1&09,." said .Col. "LehmaTI nousky, " being then at Madrid, my alten. tion was direglpd to the Inquisition in the neighborhood of that city. Napoleon had previously issued a decree for tho suppres sion of this institution, wherever his victo. rious troops should extend their" arms. 'I reminded Marshal Soult, then governor of tttuuria, oi mis uucree, wuo uircciuu tub to proceed to destroy it. I informed him that my regiment, tho 9ih of-tho Polish f 1 J ".! .1... ...1 .1 . .1 but that it ho would give meTtwo audition nl regiments, I would .underUike the work. He accordingly javo mu two required reg iments, one of which, ltytfi, was under thecominnnd of Col. Du Lifle, who is now, liko myself,' a' minister of the aspe"!? r He is pastor of one of tliu evangelical churches in Marseilles. With those troops I pro. ceeded forth with to the Inquisition, which was situated about five miles from the city. Tho Inquisition was Surrounded with a wall of great strength, and defended by about four hundrcdsoldiers. When wo ar rived at tho walls I addressed ono of the sentinels, and summdned the holy father to surrender to tho imperial army, and open' the gates of tho Inquisition. The sentinel ukuivmi a)n itlinrr An tin vvn 1 1 nnnpnrpfl til . or ii enter into conven&tion lor a fow moments with some ono within, at the close of which" lie presented las musket and shot one-T my ' men.'' This was tho signal forattack, and I ordered my troops to firoimtm those who appeared on jtnc wulls-'' " rIt'wats5pn obvious-that it was an unc qual warfare,'T)e walls of tho Inquisition were covecof wifh soldiers of the holy of ficc, therc,was also a breastwork upon the Vail, behind which they kept continually, only as7 they partially exposed themselves as they" discharged their muskets. Our troops were in an open plain, and exposed to a destructive fire. . We had no cannon, pot could we seal tho walls, and the gates 'successfully resisted all attempt at forcing them. I saw it was necessary to cnange lhc . mode of attack, and directed some trees to be cut down and trimmed and brought on the ground, to ba used as batter ing-rams. Two of these were taken up-4 by detachments of men, ns numerous as could work to advantage, ana urougni 10 bear upon the walls with nil the power which they could exert, regardless of the firewhich was poured upon them from the walls. Presently the walls began to trem ble, and under tho well-directed and perse Wring application of the ram, a breach was made, and the imperial troops rushed into the Inquisition., Here wo met with an incident which nothing but Jesuitical cf frontory is equal to. The Inquisition gen eral, followed hy the father confessors jn their priestly robes, all came out of their rooms, as we were making our way into the Interior-of the Inquisition, and with long faces and their arms crossed over their breasts, their fingers resting on their shoul tiers, as though they had been deaf to nil the hoiso of the attack and defence, and had just heard what was going on ; they ad dressed themselves with tho language-of rebuke , to their own soldiers, saying, "Why do you fight our friends, the French?" ' Their intention apparently was to. make uhik that this defence was wholly unau thorized by them, hoping if they could pro. duco in Our minds a belief that they were friendly, they should have a bolter oppor tunity in the confusion and 'plunder of the Inquisition to escape; Their artifice was too shallow, and did not succeedcjjuscd them to be placed under guard, and all the -soldicrs of the Inquisition ttrbe secured as prisoners. - We then proceeded to examine ilhia. prison house of-hcll S'e. proceedud Ihrough . room -after room ; . found-altars and crucifixes and wax candles in nbund. nce. but could discover no evidence of inauitv bp.imr nracliscd there, nothing of those neculiar features which wo expected to find in an inauisition. Hero was beau- ly and splendor in the roosf perfect order, on which mv eves had "cVef1 rested." The architecturetheproportiSns were perfect. The ceiling and floors of wood wero scour--fid and highly polished. " The marble floors ere i arranged with a strict, regard to or. dr. There was every Jhing to please the eye ,and gratify cultivated taste ; but where ttere those horrid inslimcnts of torture of which we had boon told, and where those dungeons in which human beings were said to bo buried alive 1 We searched in vain. The holy fathers assured us that they had been belied. .That we had suen all, and I prepared to give; up the search, convinced that this Inquisition was different irom others ot which 1 had heard. But Col. De Lite was not so readv as mv self to give up tho search, and said to mo, ' Col you are commander to day, and as you say so it it must be, but if you will only Do advised by me, let this floor be exnmm ed more. Let some water be brought ii and poured upon it, and we will watch and sue if thero is any placo through which it passes more freely than others. I replied to him ' do ns you please, Col.' and order, cd water to bo brought accordingly. The slabs of marblo were lari?e and beautiful. polished. When the water had been pour ed over tho floor, much to the dissatisfac tion of the Inquisitors a careful examina. tion was made of every seam in tho floor to see if tjio water passed through. Pres. ently Col. De Lite exclaimed that he,JlaH foun i it. By tlie side of one of these mar ble slabs the water passed through fast, as though there was an opening beneath. All hands now were at work for further discov ery. I he officers with their swords, and the soldiers with their bayonets, seeking to clear out the seam and pry up the slab. Uthcrs .with thotutts ot their muskets striking the slab with all their might to break it, while" the priests remonstrated against our desecrating their holy and beau, til til house. . While thus engaged, a soldier who was striking with the butt of his mus. t,strucka spring and the marble slab flew up. Then the faces of the. Inquisi. tors grew pate, and as Belshazzar, when the Jiand. appeared - w ritLng-on-.lhwallT-so did these' men of Belie! shake and quake in every bone, joint and sinew. We look ed beneath tho marblo-slab now partly up, and we saw a staircase. I stepped .to the candlestick . and took pne of . the cjmdles four feet iii length, which was burning that might explore what was before us, as I was doing this I was are&ttd by ono of the Inritiisitors. who laid his hand srentlv on mvi arm, and with a very demure andholvjook, aid, ' My son you must not take thut with your protano and bloody hunu; it is holy. Well, well,' 1 said, 'lwunt something that is holy to see ififwill not shed light on iniquity; 1 vyjll bear tho responsibility. took the candle and proceeded dowtf the staircases 1 now discovered why the water revealed to us this passage. The trap-door uld not be rendered close ; hence the success of Col. Do Lite's experiment. As wo readied the foot of tho stairs, we en- tered a largo room which was called tlie Hall of Judgment. In the centre of it was a block, and a chain fastened to it. On this they had been accustomed to place tho ac- cused, chained to his seat. . On this side of the room was one elavated seat, called the Phroneof ludfiment. This the Inquisitor General occupied and on either side were seats less elevated, lor the holy fathers when engaged- in tho solemn business ot the Holy Inquisition. From this room we proceeded to the right, and obtained access to small cells, extending the entire length of the edifice ; and here, what a sight met our eyes ! , How has the benevolent reli gion of Jesu been abused ' and slandered by its professed JYionds. Ihcsc cells were places ot, solitary con. fincment, where tho wretched objects of nouisitorial hate were confined 'year after yeurWeath released th'e'rh oTlhcir SuT- lenngs and mere tlioir uoqies were suuereu to remain uqtii they were entirely decayed, and the rooms become fit tor others to oc- .... .. v r cupy. To prevent inis,pracuce ocmg oi- fensive to those who-joccupiea tne inquisi. tion, there were flues or tubes extending to tho open oir, sufficiently capacious to carry off the odor from those decaying bodies. Li the cells we found some who had paid the debt of nature ; some of them had been' dead apparently but a short time,, while . of. others nothing remainea out men Dones, still chained 10 tho floor of their dungeon. n others wo found the jiving sufferers of every age ana oi ootn -sexes, irom mo young man and maiden to thoso of three score arid, ten years, all as naned as wncn they were born into the world. Our sol diers immediately applied themselves to re leasing these captives of their chains, stript themselves in part of their own clothing to covr these wretched beings, and were ex ceedinsty anxious to bring them up to the light of. day. But aware ot .-aac- eer1. I insisted on their wants being sup- plied, and being orougni graouany 10 me light as they could "bear it When wo had explored these cells, and opened the prison doors cJhoso who yet .survived, we orooeedoi to explore another rnnm on fie leftT Here we found nhe in struments of torture; of every kind which tho ingenuity of men or devils could invent. At the sight of them the fury of our sol. diers refused.ny longcr-woe-resu-iniiu They declared that every inquisitor, monk and soldier of the establishment deserved to be put to the torture. We did not at tempt any longer to restrain them. They commenced at once the work of torture with the Holy Fathers. I remained till JL saw four Uifferentindsof torture Spplied, and then retired from the awlul scene, which terminated hot while one individual remained of .the former guilty inmates of thisjtntichamber of hell, on whom they could wreak revenge. As soon as the poor sufferers from the cells of the Inquisition coild with safety be brought out of their prison to the light of day, (news havin been spread far and near, that numbers had been rescued fromthe .Inquisition) all who had been deprived of friends by the holy office, came to inquire if theirs were among tho number. O, what a meeting was there ! about n hundred who had been buried alive for many years, were now restored to the ac tive world, and many of them found here a son and there a daughter, here u sister and there a brother, and some, nlas ! could recognize no friends. 1 tio sccno was such that no tongue can describe When this work of. recognition was over, to comnlutfi the business in which I had engaged, I went to Madrid and obtained a largo quantity of I gun powder which 1 placed underneath the edifice, and its vaults, and as we applied the slow match, there was a joyful sight to thousands of admiring eyes. Oh! it would have done your heart good to see it ; the wall and massive tcrrets of that proud edi fice, were raised towards the heavens, and the Inquisition of Madrid was no more." II. II. K. An appeal to North Carolina. On the 4th of October, 1777, the battle of Germantown was fought. Gen Francis Nash, of North Carolina, commanded tho reserve euard, which was brought into ac tion and distinguished itself at the close of the battle in covering the American retreat and resisting the attack of Gen..Jjrry. General Nash was motally wounded, it is said, by thosamo shot which killed Maj. Witherspoon, of the JNew Jersey brigade. The point where this last and most severe truggle occurred is yet pointed out. uen. Nash was carried off the field and removed to the neighborhood of the American camp,' where, in a few days, he died. Geuera! I rvusttmgTon, iirnis aespaicne8,menuons his death with expressions ofdecp regret; and, on the 4th of November, 1777, Con gress passed the follovviifg resolution: ' liesolvcd, J hat his kxcullency, (jrov ernor CaswclL, of ..North Carolina,. bore qucstedjc-crect a monument ot live hun dred dollars, at the expense of the United ftatcs, in honor of the memory rjf Briga dier General Nash, who full in the battle of Germantown bravely contending for the independency of his country." On the 3d of August, 1843, sixty-six years after this event, two gentlemen from Philadelphia, being in theneighborhood ol the encampment held by the American army after tho retreat from Germantown, and taking active interests in sueh subjects were induced to ascertain the place of interment of this galiant soldier" of the revolution. They had no difficulty in doing' so. In the bunaL ground, attached to tho Methodist meeting house, about half a mile above Kulpsville. in Towemensing township, Montgomery county, there are fourgmves, (three in good preservation.) with ith head and loot stones, placed there by tho neign bors, by whom the tradition of the place is affectionately cherished. The largest and most narthwardlv srac is that of General Nash ;"nhe others are those of Major White of New Jersey, an aid of Gen. Sullivan, Col. Boyd, nfid the other is unknown. fhey were ail officers of rank, who died of wounds received at Germantown, There are yet living more than one with whom we conversed who.distinclyrcc. Nasfi'a" funeral, and are positive as to his grave. The burial eround Is entirely secluded, though quite accessible, at tlie distance of . 1 r c ni.:l. J.. aoout iweniy-iour mncs iroiq ijhiuuuijhuu, an ja spot of as much plGturesquenieauty, as can be found in that neighborhood. The object of this communication is re-, spectfully to call the attention of North Car. ouna to the almost forgotten burial place oi her 1 heroic sorf. I ho resolution of Con gress, passed when gratitude was fresh and active, has never been acted on. And how could it more appropriately be carried into eftbet than through the activity and liberal ity of North Carolinians-, to build an ap-propriate-TOonumeutoa-Uespat-whereai'i most within sound of tho battle whore-his mortal wounds were received the soldier of the revolution lies T " . . It is not believed the nei ghbors will con- sent to part with these j-eriiains. The in terest the plain German tarmers ot anotner generation, seemed to take in - thorn, was one of the most agreeable exhibitions which pur inquiries observed. Tho name of the writer of this commu nication, ono of tho gentlemen'" who made the examination, is left with the Editors of the Intcltigoncer. "It is made-to tho sur. v vine rc atives oi jcn. nusii. nim. u-i.io those it fails, then to his native State. - OLD MORTALITY. FnKsinENTUi, PiiRst'trs. The Richmond Whig ays, " tliore ia aomething in tho chaac by a weak jianjf a dignity like that of tlie I'retiduncy, whirh irresistiblv n-minda one of that ancient amusemcnUamong tho kittens the trjir.g to overtake their tail. The litlo creature apina round forever in the aame place, caoh moment nrrsuaded that it ia on tlie point of fraspmir its object, while every TerTurTil niukea acrvea only to whisk what it runs after farther out of its reach. Such ia pretty much the grave piece of folly upon which tlie country haa been condemned to look ever aince our present eagacioua ruler caught a sight of his own tail and took it lor tne t resiucn cy, which waa following him about." 'An aired and venerable divine, who discovered that a mischievous ion of hia had been racing bis nlrf mrc. scolded the votinir rogue in very severe terras, and exhausted all his powers of reproof and reprobation, but in conclusion could not re. sist the temptation to inquire how the race ter. m,,u " She beat 'em," waa the answer Ah i" mid tho old irentleman, " she's a fine crea luri. Jim : when I rode her, nothing ould pass hor on the road." Button Pott; Irishmen In America. Several papers have appeared in the New M irror, from an Irish correspondent, wnicti turnisii some very amusing as well as instructive traits of character. We sub. join an extract. One morning I was busily engaged writ, ing injlie counting-house, when in came a little boyyctlrrying a basket on his arm, filled withsix penny almanacs, penny tapes, pupers of piils, and all such valuable mer. chandizo in a small way, forming the stock in tradoof this yoithful itinerant pedlar. Uemg very much occupied, I merely shook my head nd said, "Don't want any:" still the boy remained, and when I looked at him again he very modestly said, with a true Mile sian brogue, " Haven't you a ves- sel bound to Derrv.sirT " Yes, my little fellow, do you want to send a letter by her 7 ' " Why yes, sir; only if -you please to tell mo what u the passage of a small girl from Derry ?" , -," Twenty dollars," said I ; " but why do von arU ?n ' - -- V ' Because myself was thinking of sen ing for a shister of mine, if you honor plases ! " You send for. her;" exclaimed I '"Your father sends, you mean." " l have no father, sir. " Your mother, then," said I. " Mo poor mother 'a dead and gone, too, sir."' ' " Pray, how old .a recoil 1" asked I, get ting deeply interested. -"Just pastVfycars, sir." " But, my little man, she's too young to bring out from Ireland, and yon are too Wmg to take care of her." " Oh, sir, don't disthract mo by saying stf; shuro her old grandfather is almost bTind" ahd dbafTandcatTive long, and oini able to bring her up for he's poor hisself; and when hp dies what will the crutur do without any body to look tifther at all !" " But where will you get money?" said I, morejurpriscd,....-ii-.r . . ...... " Why, your honor sees me little lash, kcl, and the neighbors filled it first for me, so I begun to sell them thrifles ;.and all the Sligo people and Donegal people that knows me people at home give me a help.; and with the blessing of God, shuro I've-saved over twenty dollars, thinking of the poor shinier at home all the time; and, whin she comes, there's more than one will givo her a bit and a sup, and soon she'U bo able to go to service. 1 - Whilst this conversation was going on, one of my Sijgo acquaintances carne in, and affor listening for awhile, he said, " You may believe all the boy tells you, sir. I know (um well, it s an mrue ; ana the money he has is honestly come by; he made it himself out of his little thrade ; Uud don't you fear him in regard to his sis-J tor; ho It take good care oi ner, ana i u see to it meself, for he's the 'smartest boy that ever left the county of Shgo !" I gave the order for Ins bister a passage wjthout any further hesitation. She ar rived safely. Her, affectionate brother re. ceived her with open arms. The neigh. bors took a general oversight over them both, and they went on prosperously it eitlier or boUWof. Jthem should ever read and recognize this true narrative, they may.ceLass.ured,Uiat.onajof,jlieir country men still feels proud of their pure unadul teratcd youthful devotion to each other. He was shrewd beyond his"- years, and in J .. . ... , .1'. . ! making a bargain mignt almost do irusieu with a native of New England Lo,fbisjwn I age. In riper years, of course,-he must yield the palm to the " universal Yankee." Soon alter 1 had mushed my business tor mv Slice lad, a tall, strapping hod-carrier, fresh from, the mortar, entered the office, and making a bow, enquired, rather bash fully " Might 1 make bould to ax it your hon or is busily encased just now?" Why, pretty much so, said l, " but why do you inquiro 1 VVliyr your-honoi:.seosjflave a.ieiwier- to sind by ship, and it was'nt written, by i meself for a rio 1 have -not, ttnowing how but a friend of mine1, who is a grate scholard, wrote it for mo, and I shuppose its all richt. May be vou would lust look over it, and tell me if there's no mistakes." The letter had such a tempting appear ance about it, I agreed to oblige him, and commenced reading. " Why, said I, your friend has made one mistake, I see, already. " What s that sur 7" asked ho. "Ho has dated it the twenty-sixth of January , whilst this is only the eighteenth. " Oh. that s al richt. vou honor, i oia him do so." "For what, pray?" said I. ' "-Why, your honor knows the ship islto unit mi the, Iwcnlti-aixlh . and I itanted to give them the latest news, for they're mighty .... a .wi lt all proud of the latest dates in lrewnu aiways : Look within. Yes, friend, that's the place for wonders. Yoti'H find-enough for contemplation thero. So do not gaze ujwn outward show and things of'-sense. Shut op the' eaf tipon the noisy worloVof steam and politics and cease to strain so anxiously the vision after comets and eventful signs. Repress that strong Athenian desiro for "some new thing," that urges on flic gaping mul titude. Close your senses to the. world without, nni eontemolato" tho world Within, look in to' the depth of ytnrown tout, and you'll find mysterious; things anawonacr cnougu iu mm mmui contin ually. Reflect upofT fearful energies, its mighty capabilities of pleasure am 6f , pain ; Consider its eternal destiny its abasing aervit ude in sin and ila-redcmptioti thence ; reitember that your bliss I all your gaxing aftef'strange' phenomena, do not nr miserv VOW (ill IS suikco in ll lorever ; iui f,.r.rPt to turn tho eyo within ' . , . Self Itlado Men. Soma ten or twelve years ago, when we were studying law in Jefferson county, New York, a young man by the.namo of John retit came to tho same olhoe to com mence the study. He was apparently about 22 or 23 years of age and a mason by trade. He was a raw, awkward, cross eyed fellow .with little knoweldge of the worluVjndiwith none buts. fireside educa tiott obtained between ihtTintorvals of me chanical lubor. He was, howevor, ambi tious. ' He possessed good strong common sense and was a shrewd observer of what passed around him. '. lit was a member of our village lyceum, and was one of the poorest speakers In It, but because he .was unpractised. We recollect on one occa, sian. when all the members of the society were required to read or speak seihiwjf original, ho took the floor and surprised us an witn an original prayer whjch, distin. guished him at onco as a singular genius. After studying law a yearof two, he left the office, with no wealth but hit mind and a good heart, to seek' his fort uno in the great ,wqt,;;Thisjwas the lost we heard of him till lately " . Sorrie time since we saw the name of hJolin Petit upon the democratic committee ot Indiana, appointed to correspond with the democratic candidates for the Presiden cy. Soon afterwards we observed the La. fayette Eagle assailing John Petit as a sort of political dictator ' in northern Indiana, and who was aspiring for the democratic nomination for Congress in his district. We kept our eye on the political move ments in that quarter, and sure enough, we found that John Petit did receive the nomination of the Convention by a deci ded majority over all the candidates. Dur ing the whole time';, we felt a great curios ity to know if this John Petit was not our old fellow student. A day or two since, we met a gentleman. from Lafayette, who informs us that he is the same genius the very identical cross-eyed John Petit who made tliat prayer, lle-is-now considered one of the ablest and soundest lawyers in Indiana, and was, we believe, U. S. Dis trict Attorney under Mr. Van Buren's ad- -ministration. Again : In the fall of 1836, a tall youth from the Granite State, presented us a let ter of introduction from an acquaintance at the East, as Mr. John Wentworth. He was worth nothing but the clothes he wore, and about $30 in money. Like most Yan kees who leave New England to seek their fortunes elsewhere, he wanted to get a school, and so he advertised in the Free Press as a school toachcr. Not succeed ing in getting a place, and finding his little sum of money last growing smaller, he started off for the interior. Wc gave .him a. loiter of introduction to Lieut. Governor ."MtHidayyof-Arin Arbor, to which pluco he put oft on foot, enquiring along the way, but without success, for an opening to teach school. He went to Ann Arbor, present ed his letter to Lieut. Gov. Munday, but failed in his object. From Gov. Munday he took a letter back to Dr. Morse, of Ypsilanti. He was unsuccessful there too, and so he posted back on foot , to ' Detroit. After deliberating hero awhile, ho con- eluded to go direct to Chicago, and he start, ed off for that place with a pack upon' his hack" andlravelcdho'wholc distance," on foot. Soon after ho arrived there ho was taken sick and remained ill for several weeks. As soon as he was able to use his pen, ho began to writo for. the Chicago, UemoerftUJUua-4uuuiy teO-to-wrngoaatiirei ment by"which"hB-te"camethe Editor of that paper, a relation which he sustained to it until he succeeded in buying outthees. tablishment, which he now owns free from encumbrance, and which, as Editor and proprietor, he has made one of the most able, efficient and prominent Democratic journals of the west. And as we have be fore had fho pleasure ot an announcing, ho has lately been nominated almost unan imously fer Congress, by the democratic convention of the Chicago XMsrnct. 'Pe frott Free Frets. " - A upraiMd trmtr.K neata recentl itnted at a meeting in Alexander, Genneaaoe Co., N. Y., that tbe aestructive contiagration Dy woicn mo. bile waa nearly destroyed in le.w, waa causud oy about one hundred slaves, of which he was one of tbe leaders, who had conspired to burn the city and drive' oft" the white," and thus effect their free dom. Before, howevor, tlie meditated period ar rived, they were informed by some abolitionists residing in the city, that if they succeeded in this attempt they, they would afterward1 be taken by the authorities of oilier place. The scheme, upon this representation, was consequently abandoned. They then determined to burn the city. The con flagration waa to.have been a general one, and the time set waa 12 o'clock at night, but some within tho city commenced the work at B o'clock in the evening, and thus Irustrated the intended purpose of tho greater number. " Gen. Saunders and Mr. Daniel have been tri umphantly re-elected." Standard.' " Triumphantly," you say. Well this is do cidedly the xuecrest sort of a triuveph we ever read of. Gen. Saunders triumphed from a majo. rity of 745 down i 16 14trand MrTianiet tri umphed from 855 to 155! " Olorieux triamplie ." Where will the "unterrificd democracy" find itself after another tueh triumph 1 Press on, noblo pa. triota ! go it, chivalrous democracy ! yoa fixed the thing at the last AsVenibly exactly to suit your exalted purposes; and now you have " triumpant lv" beirun to reap to reap the fruits of your hottest i jabors .Oreenubmo'' Patriot. "Echo answers, WjierxI" Tho Madisoniun has the following perfectly charactcristicand Hire assertion, and interrogatory. Wo defy any body to read it, and not laugh. , " We believe ho (Tyler) hasthousandb and tens of thousands of frienJs in the county, and ire with to know icho they are, and where they art ."' From the Augusta Washingtoniun. - . ' Old Jones' Talks. I do- cordially halo Alcohol i-he's so cruel. Perhaps you never ho.ard how he narred one of his faithful subjects with the glass bottle and the tnappinfi turtle. Well, the tale runs ihus : After uieiciic-w mo. got so oor that he was compelled w i g u'mot- ns n vu ns ins brend, he was tol oy some oi Alcohol's Oilier that lie should haVe nomoro anocK-Kncert wlmkey unless hoWould ' danoo bnrefootH on broken glass botllcfor one hour. The poor fellow must either have it or die, as ho thought. So the bottles were broken up', tho danco began'; and demons, m the slmpc of men. yelled horribly a Jietmh. laugh, while tho blood streamed fromjho victim's feel. A tem perance man, (n good, Samaritan, ((Missing by, rescued- him frorti his tormentors for this time, took him tnxfx inn, and had his wounds dressed. On anofhor occasion, the sumo individual waa dry ff wont of a drain. His uppotilo was hurn inglik tho fires of hell, and must be satixlicd. Ills Sataric Majesty's 1st Lieiilenant, the Grocer, awore hoshould not have a drop more ur.h-ss ho would first kiss a Snapping turtle which was at. hand. , This proposition was cheerfully assented to, as ho was to have afull half pint us a reward. The turtlo was brought out but not baing used to salutations from such unimuls. ho intuit, seized tho fellow hy his lip, and bit out n considerable piece. To finish tho show one of his brother drunkards attempted to sew up the wound win, a nagging neeoie, winch greatly augmented the sufferings of the poor mortal. This time, also, he w as rescued by a temperance man. My hero waa destined to other evils still. At another time he was under command of one of his Sutanic Majesty's Heiitenunls, who refused to let him have a half pint unless ho would submit to 39 Jashos. As thero was no alternative, he took off his coat, received the whipping, and then tho liquor. Ho, soon wanted another half pint on tho same terms, and then another, until the inhuman Groceirhnd luid on 3!) lushes three times, success ively. Finally, he vowed by all that was sacred, that his customer should . have no more unless ho would agroo to be hang. Ha ugrci d to do this al to, provided ho should be allowed lo drink tho liquor first. The gallows was pieparcd by fusion ing a rope to a slooping tree alter drinking his half pint, he was swung oil'; and must have died, but was cut down by a sober man, whom . Iro i dcnr.e directed that way. These things happened in our own (lenfgla, not many years since; as can bo proven ! ,i ,,n living witnesses. Old Junes ir-pnu tint In-m a Ueoigian but cannot adniiro sueh " Georgia Scenes" as theso, and someUmes others desenbed by Judge Longslreet." The above poor,dr,uukal wns reformed, through the blessing of God, by tho temperance men ; was converted to tlie scrvico of tlie LntA, and died, ub is hoped, a Christain. ( L,D JOS Eri. A Curious' Circumstance. The St. Clair County Banner says thut a " Mr. J. M. Gcel, of Port Huron, in that county, commenced near his house berin'g for wu ter, and having sunk a shaft to tho depth of 115 feet, he suddenly beared u hissing noiso which ho supposed to be water rising whero ho had bored. He immediately commenced taking up his shaft, which. as .soon as ho had done, was followed bya noise as loud and resembling that .made by tho largest steamboat letting off steam, and a rush of gas, throwing stones, sind, ecc., to tho 'height of 100 feet, and with such force as to tnrow stones weighing from 5 to 10 ounds, when placed in tho orifice, to tlio lit of several fett. A lar-io tube has boeu inserted over the hole, and up to the present time it has continued, ultliougli not as stronj? as tit first, to emit a strom? cur. rent of gas, of nn inflainmublu nature, supt, possd to be hydrogen. Wo yesterday vis., itcd tho. spot, and saw the g.i.s lighted. ' It : burnt freely; producing a bright Same- and slightly impregnated w.iili a sulphuric smell but when burning or otherwise,, not the least oiTciuivo.". CliicKitniicomico. Don't you recollect this terribly long word, in good old Noah 1 Webster's good old SnolliU!? book, whera ' It atnnd in lhi ' jaw crackers' Caiiujoharie and Michilimac- mack f It wasa proud day of your, school boy life an epoch in yocr literary pur suitswhen you got to Chickaniicomico ! ' Baker,' ' Crucifix, ''Ambiguity,' the pi'c turs, ' big A, little a ron, Aaron,' and oth er stopping places oi note, triumphantly left behind Chickaniicomico was tho .last stage beforo "grammar" tho' nc plus ultra at human learning! . Wolf, whaTsTuTlvTicrc is Chicknmico. rriicb'? We pauieTor a rt-pTy." Can ono in ten thousand among the millions who have studied Webster's spelling book, an swer the question ?! Chickainicomico is nn Island on the coast of North Carolina, 23 miles north of Capo HaUeras.-Z-frVceiiWo' J'ntnot. There is a bny in New ( Irleans so lazv that ho writes Andrew Jackson thus iru Jaksn. That's equal to the way tlie fellow spelt Psalm Hooks. It was liius Sum Mux,' . Lowell Courier. - But-it is nort-qml to the way a chap spel'. funds. rl wns thus l'liunz. New Bedford Mercury. And that is not more oulJmidish than to spell the word lisic,riVi Walker, phthisick. Some genius o'lcc-.imuVrtook to spell cof fee without one of th --If Iters Ueloiioini; to the word, thv kauphy. Frrd. llernhl. It wns Isaac Jacobs who ha I a 'genius for spelling; he spelt his own name- viih out dnd of the lelfiirs pfopeiTy TMJnaing to it thus; Ku'ck Gckvps. l'lmm. Fiepo's. Candor. The Canton Demorrat mentinou i', case of an honest Hibernian, who'jbaviiii.r trhed rather long ut the "whiskey," wandered into u grave.ynril, and bring linosed to murahzi- on tho vanity of earthly things, commenced readin g tliu epitaphs on the tombs. The following attracted his attention : " 1 am not dead but sh ejieth." ' Will," said Taddy so!il6quising, " when 1 die, by thv powers I'll own it." RF.siuYvnov The Augusta Constitutionalist states lhat Mr. J, H. t,ainar, sleeted liistrear a, .member of Congress, from Georgia, hasresigno his scat in that u'.xiv.