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CAETHAGE, MOOKE COUNTY, N. C, THUESDAY, JANUAEY 1, 1885.
NO. 17.
VOL. III.
MOORE
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BIDE.
To the men at work in the field
Ruth came running and crying,
With steps that staggered and reeled,
Dress, ribbons, and hair all flying
One hand pressed to her side:
"Little Mary is dying!
- Ride for the doctor ! Ride!
She hag eaten the poison paste
Mixed for the vermin! Haste!
Raddle the horses? Away!
Death will not linger or stay!
Ridel"
II.
While they saddle the black,
While they bridle the gray,
"Hurry!"
Girth Knotted, buclde-a-lack
Black rearing, gray pulling lack,
(Harry is often delay.)
Richard ran straight to the hall
Where, leaning against the wall,
A horse that is always ready,
He caught as he ran his wheel,
HI eed of rubber and steel,
Silent, and fleet, and steady,
Set door-way and gate-way a-flying,
Leaped to his seat at a stride,
And was off likoa bird on the wing!
(Kide!) -
III.
Seven miles off is the town
(Ride!) !
The roadway, winding and brown
Smooth and hard as a stone,
Runs the long valley down.
The rider is riding alone,
And his feet, like pistons plying
Drive the pedals around, ,
And, like an engine flying,
He skims along the ground.
(Kidoli
So rapidly, so silently
The slendtr wheel did glide
That the gray line of the road
Backward under him flowed,
- Li ke a f reshet-swollen stream
And the trees on either side '
Seemed floating in a title.
His pulses throb and bound;
Like engine pull's of steam
Is the panting of his breath;
But he rides a rare with death
Ad his single thought is
(Kide.)
IV.
Now he is rising the hill;
Heavily go his feet.
Driven by desperato will ;
(Ride!)
His breath is a sob, and his heart
A hammer that strives to beat
His rocking rils apart;
He reels and sways in his seat; '
His teeth gleam white and bare
Where his lips are parted wide;
The sweat driis under his hair;
He cannot see aright
For the black specks in his sight;
But he will not pause or bide
A moment's breathing spa;
Sweet Ruth is his hoped-for bride;
There's a double stake in this race!
(Rido!) , ;
V.
At last he is over the brow;
The village lelow him is lying;
Legs over the handles, now
Down the long slope he is flying;
Like skimming swallows that glide
Down the long slant of the wind.
(Ride!)
The swiftness of his pace
Dashes the wind in his face;
His sight is ro longer blind; .
His cars-have ceased their humming;
. His heart beats easy e'ain ;
He draws his brapu without pain;
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And when ho reaches the plain,
i time:)
Lightly he sits in his seat,
"jAnd the strokes of his rapid feet
Are fast as the ceaseless Wat
Of the ripples of a tide.
And the wheel leneath him springs
Like a bird to the strokes of its wings,
Like a lover's thoughts to his bride.
(Hide!)
VI..
The doctor's fast-trotting nmre3
Is -fleet, and her load is light;
Hut the village jK-ople stare
As ho lashes her to flight.
With a rush, a scramble a scurry,
The dust spurns under her feet -
i' "Hurry!"
Put. ere she has tovered a third
Of Tier rare, like a low-llying bird
. Comes stealing liesido her wheel
The steed of rubber and steel,
Forcing the mare to her stride;
Its rider sits lightly and strnightly ;
Well over his handle bar,
Spinning the jednls greatly,
As, leaning forward far,
He shouts to tho doctor:
"Ride:"
VII.
Hnlf way on the road they meet
l no galloping hoiemen:-r
"Hurry!''
Pell-mell, worry and hurry,
They follow with scampering feet!
Now the house is in sight; at the gate
Ruth waiting: "Thank tiod! not too late!"
Oh, Richard!" As panting he stands.
She flass him with loth her dear hands:
Ami he knows as he catches his breath
And looks in her tear-streaming face,
Not in vain has he ridden his race,
And beaten the champion, Death.
- -VIII.
It is done!
The race is over and won !
Tho wheel st ill stands in the hall.
And gleams a iul glistens with pride
As, leaning against t ho wall,
Silent, tireless and steady,
A horse that is always readv.
It seems to invite you to ride "it;
And it hears the bridegroom and bride,
Li the twilight, standing leside it.
The murmur of vows they repeat,
Tho parting of soft lips that meet,
The hearts of lovers, that lieat
Like the patter -of baby feet;
But never again may it "feel,
While rubber and metal abide.
Such a thrill as ran through its teel ;
When Ruth to the startled men criej
"Ride!" Resident Bate, in Outing.
MADAM WHIMS.
BY M.VRGAKKT EYTIXOE.
A young girl, who had just arrived,
was the center of a group of women on
the porch of the old-fashioned hotel in
WHdgrapcisle, a little island the medi
cinal qualities of whose springs, ' especi
ally in the case of nervous complaints,
were just beginning to be known, one
lovely August evening. "And now"
said she. after the usual
, .
welcoming
speeches ana complimentary remarks
about the heeominolnao if l,n, ,..!:
costume had all been made. " T.ii Zi
who i hero" '
who is here.
"Oh! the old set," answered
tnree ot nis friends together. " With
the exception, "added two or three more,
"of Madam Whims," chorused all the
rest.
"Madam Whims," repeated the new
arrival. " What a very odd name."
"Oh! ft isnt her real
name.
plained several of the
ex
one group in
Voice again. " Her real name
) " Suppose one of the party enlightens
me while the others remain "silent." in-
-fcrrupieu ine girl laughingly. ' It's
contusing, vou know, listen
ills on
VnllX
.s to be in totalSfance
- -xdiihiim in itjx in rnrai
X1 " wvm iLuuiauuc.
sused to be a capital story-
Hi'
teller in our school days, and that isn't
far enough away for your tongue to have
forgotten its cunning, and bo suppose
you Earrate and oblige yours truly, Bell
Morrison."
"There isn't an v. story to tell, .Bell, my
dear," replied thi'fvjuthful, bright-eyed
matron thus singled out. "The case is
simply this: A lady is stopping Here
she came aooui inrce eci
name is Mrs. Eleanor Halpin, but whom
our circle with common consent have
dubbed Madame Whims, because, my
dear, she really is the whimmiest of
whimmen. Pun intended hope you all
see it."
"I recognized it at once," said Bell,
"having met it many times before, not
ably inlhe old verse which, if mj mem
ory serves me aright, runs somewhat in
this way :
"When Eve first wooed with love so kind
Her Adam called her .wooman;
But when she brought him grief and woe,
Why, then he railed her woeman.
Since then the men declare the sex
With follies overbrimmin',
And so they've changed the name again,
And no w they cal 1 them whimmen. "
"Am I to go on, or have you any
more verses to repeat?" asked Mistress
Maud.
"You are to goon and goon quickly,"
answered her sprightly friend, "for I
haven't had my supper yet and I shall
soon be awfully hungry. You said last
she was the 'whimmiest of whimmen.'
Pray tell me what shapes her whims
take?"'
"Oddities of dress, principally. .When
we first beheld her, two days after her
arrival she had kept her room in the in
terimshe wore a sort of tnrban, appar
ently evolved from a large, soft, crimson
silk handkerchief, tilted rather rakishly
over the left eye. It was not altogether
unbecoming, but it was extremely queer.
In a few days the turban was discarded
and she appeared, in very long, very loose
gloves, morn, noon and eve, breakfast,
lunch and dinner, for nearly a week.
Then she came down with a cane, a
handsome one, and walked with an af
fected little limp for another week.
Then a lace scarf graced her head, tied
down 6vcr her ears, my dear, with a big
bow under her chin. And to-night,
warm as it is, she has several yards of
white illusion twined around her throat
and standing up at the back of her neck
in a manner that strongly suggests an
Elizabethan ruff.""
"Which suggestion of an Elizabethan
ruff I suppose t shall have the pleasure
of seeing," said Bell, "as each vof my
lady's vagaries seem to last for several
days. But tell me something about her
self, Jtfaud. Is she pretty? Is she clever?
Is she wife, widow or divorcee? If wife,
what kind of a husband has she?"
"Well, she is not usrly, rather pretty,
in fact, and somewhat clever; so we in
fer from what conversation we have had
with her, which is very flittle, for it is
one of her whiins to have Iher husband
alwavs at her side, and yiu know how
ard it is for women to-(talk -to each
ther when there is a man
ground. . By
the by, we also infer fro:
the never-
varying brightness of her
lace that she
must be a very happy, ve,
sweet-tem-
pcred woman. '
"And her husband?"
"Oh! yes, I was coming to him. He
is a splendid-looking fellow (though
Kate Dutton, who is given, you know,
to finding resemblance to animals in
human beings; declares there is a hint of
a tiger about him), but we are not particu
larly interested in him, because to tell the
truth, my dear, he hasn't shown the
slightest interest in any of us."
"And how does he appear to regard
his wife's whiiifS?"
"With extreme indulgence. I see him
looking ut her peculiarities of dress,
sometimes, with the kind of smile with
which a fond parent regards the trick of
a spoiled child."
"Spoiled child, indeed!" here joined
in a sharp -nosed, thin -lipped elderly
dame, who had evidently thus far been
holding her tongue with great difficulty.
"1 have no patience with him. WThy
don't he make her take off these fal-de-lals
(Maud hasn't told you about half of
them) and dress like a Christian? I
would, mighty quick, if I were he. But
as he don't I should think that compan
ion of hers Mrs. Gregg who seems to
be a sensible person and to have some
influence over her, might prevail upon
her not to make a show of herself."
"Perhaps she is the sort of a person
who can't be prcvaled upon," said Bell.
"I guess you arc right," acquiesced
Mistress Maud, with emphasis. "She
has a very determined look at times
about her mouth, though it is a small
and smiling one. And her bir. 'dark
gray eyes meet your gaze almost de
fiantly." "Defiantly! Impudently I call it," re
sumed the sharp-featured lady.; "and
I'm sorry for her husband, I am, for
altogether I've no doubt he has a pretty
hard time of it. I'm sure if I were a
man I shouldn't want my wife tagging
'round after me every step I took, especi
ally if I had a wife like Madam Whims,
eternally devisin' ways and means, in
spite of her pretended devotion, of at
tractin' attention."
" That is false!" said a voice from the
drawing-room window, and the next
moment Mrs. Gregg, a tall, pale woman
clad iu black robes, stepped out upon
the porch.
" False !v echoed the unlovely spinster.
" Yes, ' false;' and to mv mind the
time has come when the truth should be
told. I cannot, in consideration for her,
take the dreadful responsibility of keep
ing my mistress' secret any longer.
Ladies' that splendid Wking fellow
so bound to the side of bAs wife would
had it nnt luion f. V.- i: i . 1
-ivi iili auyuiiu love ana
devotion, have been long ago the inmate
vl . l,u,uu'
oi a lunatic asvlum. Onn'f hn frit.
' tned he h.as ?ever hurt 1 one but her
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- or. years ne
has been subject to insane
. Paroxysms whose fury he vents upon the
J5 wi m me nuay. unce
over them he is sane as you or I. For
several weeks past these attacks have
been much more frequent than ever be
fore. But no one has suspected them,
even in this crowded hotel, for having
as you have already suggested
Miss Dutton, something of the
tiger about him, it is but a stealthy
bound, a noiseless, heavy blow, or two
or three received without a murmur
and then he sinks into a profound slum
ber Irom which he awakes utterly -
' f!i:.U J" Wlfe'? ?him9' Th?
rasiic turban concealed a wn.mrl
the left temple, the long gloves covered
bruised hands and arms, the scarf was
tied about the swollen cheek and the
yards of illusion wrapped around her
slender throat to-night bide the marks
of cruel fingers. 'Madam Whims!'
Madam Saint, I say! 'He only hurts
me, she prays, when I threaten disclos
ure. 'He only hurts me and does not
mean to do it, as you well know, Gregg,
for he loves me dearly and I adore him.
What he does in the wretched moments
that he is not himself I can bear, but to
be parted from him forever oh! that I
could not bear.' She came here in the
hope that the waters might do him good,
but he has, as I have told you. grown
worse, and after to-day's experience it
would be crime for me to remain silent
any longer. 'Give me the name, please,
of the best physician in the my God !'
what was that?' she broke off suddenly
to exclaim, as a pistol shot rang out
upon the air, and then she fairly
flew back through the drawing-room,
out into the hall, and up the stairs that
led to her mistress' apartment, followed,
almost as swiftly, by the horror-stricken
women who had been .listening to her
story. Throwing open the door of the
sitting-room she entered, leaving the
others huddled together in the threshold.
"Too late! too late!" she cried; look
there. And there on the floor, beside a
couch Which held the form of his wife,
lay the lifeless body of Luke Halpin.
"He has killed her in one of his insane
moments," continued the companion in a
shrill, unnatural voice, "and finding her
dead on awaking has taken his own life
with the pistol I thought I had so care
fully hidden from him. And see, see,
wringing her hands while the tears rolled
down her cheeks, oh! what a pitiful
sight she played 'Madam Whims' to the
last." ' And pressing silently forward
they saw that the dying woman, with
some wild idea of hiding the act that
had cost her her life, and shielding him
who was far dearer to her than that life,
had with her last strength draped a
gauzy shawl over the knife-wound" in her
breast, but the tell-tale blood had drip
ped through and stained the white stlk
dress she wore with spots of vivid red !
Detroit Free Press.
Kamchatka:
The hills are covered with forests of
fir, larch, cedar, birch, etc., and in these
are found numerous wild animals, such
as the fur sable, the otter, foxes of all
colors, and the bear, which latter, on
account of the- great supply of food,
attacks neither man nor the domestic
animals. It is curious to note that the
squirrel, which is universal in Siberia, is
not found here at all. Swans, wild
ducks, etc., are found in great quanti
ties in the lakes and marshes in the in
terior, and their eggs, as well as the
birds themselves, are taken in great num
bers by the people. The fish, which
throng the rivers in enormous numbers
in the summer, form the principal ' food
of the natives. For the most part they
are salmon, and are dried and stored up
for the winter, but owing to the scarcity
and dearness of salt the fish frequently
become rotten, and the people suffer
great privation. The rigor of winter is
much softened by warm ocean currents,
which create those thick continuous fogs
that render the coast so dangerous
to navigation. The total popula
lation of both sexes is put down at only
6,500 souls, but owing to the total ab
sence of agriculture, and to the primitive
methods adopted for preserving food for
winter, these are frequently in a state of
semi-starvation. For all except bare
food they have to look abroad clothes,
utensils, tea, tobacco, etc., and all these
they purchase by means of their fur
sable, which is unequaled in any other
part of the world. About 5,000 of these
skins are sold each year at fifteen or
twenty rubles each. At the beginning
of the present century cattle were intro
duced from Iakutsk, and, owing to the
excellent grass and water, would have
thriven well, but on account of the lack
of industry or energy on the part of the
natives, it was found impossible to lay in
sufficient stores of fodder in winter. The
question whether agriculture is possible
in the peninsula has never yet been
answered Markets exist in the ports of
Eastern Siberia, which are at present
supplied with such articles as salt meat,
butter, cloth, and hides from San Fran
cisco. The main obstacle to agriculture
is the excessively damp and constantly
foggy climate. The sun. seldom shines,
and does not, therefore, give enough
warmth for the growth of rye and wheat.
The trade is almost wholly with Califor
nia, and as there i3 little or no money
there it is carried on by a system of ex
change, the natives offering their sable
skins in return for such goods as they
require. Nature.
Popnlar Superstitions.
Speaking of Governor Cleveland's
luck, the thought occurs that there are
undoubtedly lucky men aud unlucky
ones. One of Girard's rules was never
to have anything to do with an un
lucky man. The Rothschilds will not
employ a man who has a reputation for
ill-luck. Most people are believers in
ill-luck. History is full of it. Crom
well trusted in . September 3, Napoleon
in December 2.. Many great men have
worn trinkets to give them luck.
Many a woman who puts on her stock
ing wrong side out will not change
it. Few care to be one at a table of
thirteen. In Russia they will not pass
the salt. Men hate to do anything im
portant on Friday. Millions believe in
the virtues of the horseshoe. Even the
most sensible people have little confi
dence in the ultimate success of a man
who has ben the victim of an extra
ordinary run ot ill-luck. A man s in
telligence aud integrity count for noth
ing in the popular estimation, when
people have seen h's enterprises fail
one after another. There is a general
disposition to believe that it is better
to be born lucky than rich. Atlanta
Constitution.
The statistical account of the produc
tion of wool throughout the civilized
world shows that in the year 1830 it was
320,000,000 pounds: in 1871 it was
nearly 2,000,000,000 pounds, while in
18S3 in the United States alone the pro
duction of wool was 320,000,000 pounds,
or as much aa was produced in the whole
world in 18-iO.
Sleeplessness caused by too much
blood in the head may lie overcome by
applying a cloth wet with cold water to
the back of the neck.
TIMELY TOPICS j
An interesting feature of the world's
exposition at New Orleans will be.a united
encampment of veterans of the war, em
bracing the soldiers of the Union and
Confederate armies. The board of mana
geis of the exposition have voted $10,
000 for this purpose, and 1,000 tents will
be constructed for the free accommoda
tion of the veterans.
Four hundred and fifteen new one dol
lar United States notes, from actual test,
are equivalent in weight to one pound
avoirdupois, and the numbej of notes
should be the same of any denomination.
It is not, however, perfectly reliable, as
the paper upon which the notes are
printed often varies, ip. thickness to the
extent of 100 notesin a package of 1,000.
The municipal authofiies of St. Louis
have recently been ''nvestigating the sani
tary condition of women employed in
the mercantile and manufacturing estab
lishments of that city, of whom there
are over 1,500. The result of the exami
nation was the passage of an" ordinance
requiring employers to furnish them with
seats, and to permit their use to a reason
able extent.
Terrapin was introduced into England
by Wormley, the deceased Washington
caterer, while steward to Reverdy John
son when the latter was minister to Eng
land. Poker was .ifterward introduced
by minister Schenck. No wonder Eng
lishmen try to recover the money they
have lost through indulgence in these
expensive luxuries by marrying rich
American girls.
There are twenty-four gaming-houses
and gambling clubs in Paris, and be
tween $30,000,000 and $35,000,000 are
computed to have been lost there during
the last five years. The minimum profits
of the banks in the clubs are put down
at $1,200 da'ly, and in le'ss select
gambling houses at 200. Taking the
average' at $400 per day the total for the
five years comes out at the respectable
figure of $17,500,000. J early $12,500,
000 are set down as the year's "pickings"
of the croupiers and preteurs.
At La Canada, in L03 Angeles county,
Cal., what is known as "corn grass," a
wild kind of pampas, is very abundant.
During the spring and summer it is
green, fresh and abundant, growing to a
straight height of from nine to ten and
a half feet. Yet the stalks are small,
also the roots, but they are so solid that
a wind could not blow them an iota
from the perpendicular. But in the fall
and winter this growth becomes stiff,
with a strong fibre, and. with proper ap
plication there are many acres of it
would make better paper than straw or
cactus.
Howdon, a dirty, desolate, unsavory
village on the river Tyne, is setting at
defiance all the theovies of 'sanitation.
Its inhabitants live and thrive with open
gutters running through the center of
the streets, with an inadequate water
supply, and with houses condemned at
wholesale as unfit for habitation. As an
illustration of the longevity of its people
under adverse conditions, the fact is
noted that a boy was born the other day
who had four grand-parents and five
great grand- parents alive, each of whom
was in active worK, earning ms or ner
own livelihood.
The Boston Journal is authority for the
llowing: "The waste of money in the
printing of congressional documents and
sneeches in this country which are never
read is notorious. The same evil exists
to fully a3 great an extent in England.
The list of papers iseued at the last ses
sion of the British parliament a pure
catalogue, closely printed on folio paper
takes up lo2 pages! iMore than nail,
says an English paper, are useless, and
of the remainder one-half are spun out
to double their needful size. The tax
payer pays, and windy orators ana wri
ters continue to pour out tneir endless
store of words."
Mr. Copeland, of Brookland, has
nearly completed the machinery which
is being placed under the Union lush
company's wharf, Provincetown. This
is an invention of Mr. Copeland's, in
which the rise and fall of the tide is the
motive power. The work is only experi
mental, but everything is successiui tnus
far. The apparatus consists of a float
gliding up and down on studding, which
turns a wheel, making only four revolu
tions a tide. This wheel is connected
by means of shafts and bells to a series
of wheels, and in such a way that the
terminal wheel makes 240 revolutions
per minute.
A quaint little machine was recently
put in operation at large postoffices in
England. It was intended to be labor
saving. A penny dropped into a little
hopper released a delicate spring which
shodts up a postal card. A postmaster
might put in a thousand cards in the
morning and pick up his thousand pen
nies for them when the supply of paste
board wss exhausted. Sometimes, how
ever, the postmaster leaves the machine
out after the cards are all gone. Old
ladies and bustling business men rush
up, drop in their money, and, to their
astouishment, no card - appears. Of
course, there is no reclamation. Who
can prove that his penny has gone into
the capacious maw? So Brother Bull
may "gather them in.
Senator Don Matias Romero, the Mexi
can minister, has transmitted to the secre
tary of state, at Washington, a decree
issued by the State of Yucatan, Mexico,
offering a prize of $20,000 to the inventor
of a machine which shall successfully ex
tract the fibre from henquin. under the
foll&wing conditions: It must be auto
matic, and not require skilled and expe
rienced workmen to manage it , it must
be entirely free from danger to the opera
tors; it must require less motive force
than the machines now in use wi h rela
tion to its producing' power; it must in
crease the production of extraction of
the fibre within a given time, diminish
ing its loss, compared with the various
machines in use. The reward is to re
main open for three years and is without
indice to the rieht of proprietorshin
prejudice to the right
r
and of patent.
The
following very remarkable hap-
related by tne rniiadelphia
Press: Twenty -six years ago Samuel G.
Simpson, who was then employed in
Dubois's jewelry factory, was cutting a
piece of gold from a breast-pin, when
the piece suddenly flew upward, cutting
a deep slit in his eye. Although the ac
cident was not painful the sight of the
injured organ was destroyed. The piece
of gold was 1-64 of an inch thick and of
tn oval shape, its greatest diameter being
about a quarter of an inch. It could
not be found at the time of the acci
dent, and was supposed to have been
lost. Three weeks ago Mr. Simpson's
sye began to give him intense pain and
became greatly swollen. For relief he
applied to it a bread poultice, which
was frequently renewed. "When he re
moved the poultice he was astonished to
find clinging to it the piece of gold
which had cut his eye more than a quar
ter of a century ago. No one had sup
posed that the missing piece of gold
had embedded itself in his eye, asd
the discovery was as great a surprise
to the patient as to his friends. . The
sharp edge of the gold had cut its way
downward and come through the skin
just below the lower eyelid.
There is a scramble for the possession
of the Congo country between France
and Germany, both of which govern
ments seem to ignore the fact that the
United States government has any in
terest or authority in the master. But
the appointment of Hon. John A. Kas
son as delegate to the Berlin conference
is a reminder that the rights of this na
tion will be insisted on. The later ex
ploration and development of the Congo
valley has been carried on by Mr. Stan
ley in behalf of the African International
association, of which the king of the
Belgians is the head, as a private under
taking. The improvements of the vast
region, which contains a population esti
mated at 50,000,000, consists of roads,
channels, missionary stations and trading
posts. This work has been done by
and with the money , of the asso
ciation. Until Mr. Stanley de
voted himself to this labor of exploration
the country was a dark continent, sup
posed to be inaccessible by sea or land.
The Congo is so deep that sounding
lines have failed to determine its depths,
and a complete chain of communication
has been established by means of its trib
utaries and adjacent banks with a vastly
rich and productive region. The exports
are ivory, palm oil, ground nuts, rubber,
and a great variety of articles, the list
being capable of expansion by cultivation.
The Dutch traders along the Congo are
already doing an immense business. In
a report submitted by Lieut. Drake, U.
S. N., the capital invested is shown to
return the enormous percentage of from
300 to 400, as the exchanges are on the
basis of barter. The money of civilized
nations is not employed. English im
portations already aggregate $3,000,000
annually, and regular line3 of British
steamships are running to the mouth of
the Consro. The exports reached the
sum of "about $10,000,000 last year.
Thi3 fertile field of adventure and profit
naturally attracts not only the attention
of individual speculators but nations as
well.
Busy Scenes
at the New
office.
York Post-
While the rush of New York's outgo
ing mail is at its height, and men are
working tooth and nail to make some
progress against the inundating flood
that comes in fiom the business houses,
thp ratable of the heavy wagons comes
faintly in through the open doorways
at the northern end of the building, and
a growl of pardonable profanity passes
around among tne hard-worked men as
tbey think of over 100,000 extra pieces
suddenly to be dumped upon their hands.
This Is a "smash" in the vernacular of
the 'postoffice. It is like a break in the
levie to the inhabitants of a Mississippi
town, and can be conquered ony by the
most herculean efforts. It differs from
the western flood chiefly in the frequency
of its coming.
It is at such times as this that the
splendid efficiency of the New York
postoffice is shown to perfection. The
magnificent spectacle of a regiment of
trained men working together with the
precision of clockwork, and a keen
intensity which causes the great
mountains of paper to dwin
dle away into a thousand receptacles, is
worth going a great way to see. But
few are privileged to see it. The post
office is a hard nut to crack. It is a nut
with two shells. AH can penetrate the
outer husk, but when it come to crack
ing the inner shell, the penctralia.of this
hive of industry, one must have uncom
mon good luck to make a success of it.
. Exactly how big a " smash" it would
take to overwhelm the office is one of
these problems that have never yet been
solved, for the reason that the office has
always come out triumphantly from the
severest trials. Considering that the
daily average of pieces handled is two
and a quarter millions, and the run of
mail matter is always more or less irregu-
lar, the working force at the disposition
of Postmaster Pearson must of necessity
be large and flexible that is to say,somc
must be qualified to move from one place
to another whenever stress comes upon a
particular department. nut wnen, on
the contrary, the constant pressure of
regular work is brought into considera
tion, one cannot help wondering that the
office should be capable of performing
the tremendous spurts which so frequent
ly is recorded by it. New York Herald.
A Tongh Snake Story.
In Paragua, at Guaza Cua, it is re
lated that a woman going to bathe in the
lake laid her child down under a neigh
boring tree and walked down to the
water. A gitiola, however, which was
on the lookout for prey at the shore,
sprang at her and seized her before she
could escape. Soon afterward a horse
man passing near heard some cries, and
on examining around saw the child alone
under a tree. Suspecting some disaster,
he rode down to the lake and there saw
the huge snake swallowing the woman,
who was already in up to the waist.
Hastily tying his two lassoes together,
the man threw the noose over the woman
under her arms, and spurrying hU
horse succeeded in drawing the unfor
tunate woman, s stiil palpitating body
from the throat of the monster. Whether
the woman survived is not stated.
Experts have pronounced South Caro
Una tea, cured in a fruit evaporator,
equal to the imported article.
FOR FEMININE HEADERS,
Craze for Jewelry
All the people in Ceylon, lrpm the
babes " feeling their feet" to old men and
women, their steps tottering on the
brink of the grave, wear gold and silver
ornaments. They even invent new
, places for carrying them and it is no un
common thing to see a Cingalese belle
with the top of her ears covered with gold
plate Or wire, a large pair of rings pen
dant from the lobes of the ear, a gold or
silver circlet around her hair, her nose
adorned with rings, bracelets on her
wrists, rings on her fingers and silver
plates on her toes.
Old Notiens Concerning Brldematd.
Importance was formerly attached to
the colors which the .bride wore oa her
wedding day. Thus, li old book en
titled "Fifteen Comfoifcs oi Marriage," a
bride and her bridemaids are represented
conversing together respecting the colors
to be used for the decoration of the bridal
dress. It was finally decided, after vari
ous colors had been rejected, "to mingle
gold tissue with grass green," this being
considered symbolical of youthful jol
lity. Again, that the office of a bridemaid
was in times past not altogether a sine qua
rum may be gathered from the fact that
during the period of the wedding festivi
ties, which are often extended over a
week, the bridemaids were expected to
be in attendance, and to do whatever
they could to promote their success.
Then there was the custom of "fling
ing the stocking," at w hich the bride
maids took a prominent lead; a ceremony
to which no small importance was at
tached. It has been made the subject
of frequent allusion by our old writers,
and one rhyme, describing a wedding,
tells us:
"But still the stockings are to throw;
Some throw too high, and some too low,
mere s none could hit the mark."
Misson further informs us that if the
; bridegroom's stocking, thrown by ohis of
the bridemaids, leu upon his head, it
was regarded as an omen that she herself
would soon be married, and a similar
prognostic was taken from the falling of
the bride's stocking, thrown by one of
the groomsmen. It was the bridemaids'
duty, too, to present the bride with the
"benediction posset," so called from the
words uttered over it; a practice thus
noticed by Herrick, in his ' Hesperides :"
"What short sweet prayers shall be said,
And how the posset shall be made
With cream of lilies, not of kine,
And maiden's blush for spiced wine."
Suckling thus alludes to this custom :
"In came the bridemaids with the posset,
The bridegroom eat in spigte."
Once more, the - bridemaids were sup
posed to look after the bride's pecuniary
interests. Thus', at the church porch,
when the bridegroom produced the ring
and other articles relating to his mar
riage, the chief bridennwd took charge
of the "dow-puise," which was publicly
given to the bride as an installment of
her pin money. Horace Walpole, writ
ing to Miss Berry in the year 1791,
speaks of the dow-purse as a thing of
the past, and writes as follows:
"Our wedding is over very properly,
though with little ceremony, and noth
ing of ancient fashion but two bride
maids. The endowing purse, L believe,
j has been left off - since broad pieces
j were called in and .melted down." "
I It has been pointed out. however, that
I a survival of the usage i3 preserved in
j Cumberland. The bridegroom provides
j and when the srvice rcacheg the int'
himselt witn gold and crown nieces,
with all my worldly eoods I thee en
dow," he takes the money, hands the
clergyman his fee, and pours the rest
into a handkerchief which the bride
maid holds for his bride.
In Scotland, the bridemaid is popular
ly known as the "best maid." and one
of her principal duties was to convey tho
bride's presents on the wedding to her
future home. The first article generally
taken into the house was a vessel of salt,
a portion of which was sprinkled over
the floor, as a protection against the
"evil eye." She also attended the bride
when she called on her friends, and gave
j a personal invitation to her wedding.
Lassell's Family Magazine.
. Fashion Notes.
Very beautiful are the white felt hats
brought out for little children.
The fur-lined circular remains in favor,
but it is not a fashionable cloak.
Persian lamb, Astrakhan, and
krimmer are all popular cheap furs,
gray
In lieu of sealskin jackets short man
tles of sealskin will be worn this -season.
Among rew lining furs come3 a long,
crinkled, white fleecy fur called Chinese.
The Chinese dragon, very fierce and
scaly and very bright in coloring, is
painted on some of the new pearl but
tons. A new sort of ribbon is made to imi-
. tate a network of twine lace thrown on a
satin ground and outlined with gold
thread.
New French envelopes have square
flaps, with the monogram on a seal.
j gome diagonally and have the seal
j oif ; ,f ,,
set in the corner.
One of the prettiest devices for beauti
fying wedding gowns is the use of satin
panels, embroidered with orange blos
soms and their leaves in the natural size.
New York fashion says that the veil,
whether of plain or dotted net, shall fall
almost to the lips this winter, but shall
not cover any part of the bonnet except
the velvet binding.
Astrakhan cloth is one of the mid win
ter novelties ; it is of pure wool, with a
rough, curly surface in imitation of As
trakhan fur, and comes in black, brown,
gray and dark green.
The waistcoats of the velvet polonaises
impelled 'from Paris are often covered
with the same embroidery which borders
the skirt panels. It is curved gracefully
at the sides and makes a pretty connec
tion between the skirt and the waist.
7he Greek plait, which is to succeed
thf accordion skirt, if the English man
ufacturer? can possibly manage to make
it, is only a box j4ait, with about two
inches of the outide cut away at the
hem, and the Under sides of the fold
sloped to the paint where they touch.
Any box plaited skirt may be transformed
into Greek plaits by the expenditure of
time and trouble. The English skirts
are made by machinery.
THE CHRISTMAS STOCKINOk - ,
"Doar Santa Claus," wrott
little Will in letters truly
shocking, 'Tse been a good
boy so please" fill a beapaa
up this stocking. I want
jl drum to malM pa sick
and drive my ma max cra
ty. I want a dojgie I can
kick so he will not get
lazy. I want a powder
gun to shoot right at my
sister Annie and a big
trumpet I can toot just
awful loud 'at granny. 1
rant a drome big falao
f"w; car in no our bo-
bvJ
racet
majt
hatch
some
grand
mamma
I wantanl'
ber ball to
into ft in
great big
in the hal
lots an'
winders. Ai
candy that'l
make m
sick so ma
all night will
hold me an'
make pa get the
doctor quick an' nev
er try to scold ma An
Santa Claus, if pa says I
am naughty it's a story.
Jus' say if he whips me
I'll die and go to king-
dom glory.
II. C. Dodge.
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS
A crying evil The baby next door.
A biue of contention The jaw
bone.
Wheni is a farmer a tailor? When he
bows a cprn-patch.
The popular dentist is in everybody's
mouth. Sif'tings.
Oscar Wilde has invented a new stvle
of hat. Flat, probably, so as to fit his
head perfectly. Ilatckeye.
"This is my engagement ring" said
the dashing equestrienne as she surveyed
the saw-dust circle under the circus tent.
Judge.
The young man w"ho would scorn the
idea of being a farmer, is the very one
who is apt to be an expert in sowing
wild oats. Pretzel's Weekly.
Now doth tho stylish woman feel
Cold chills run down her back, .
And straightway runneth she in haste
To get a seal-skin sacque.
Merchant-Traveler.
The average size of the American hm
ily is 5.04. Tho decimal probably rep
resents the dude, but the statisticians
have got it rather large. BostonTran
tcrij)'. Oh ! soft is the glance of a maiden's eye.
What heart can its witching power with
stand? Her voice is the strain of a melody,
And light is the touch of her soft white
hand.
But the maiden remains not a maid for aye
And the matron's voice can raise a din.
And her hand is heavy, so Benedicts Ray.
When it wields a broom or the rolling pin.
Jioston Courier.
The Xew York Post states that bees do
not begin to gather honey until they are
sixteen days old. Now we kmjw the
origin of the flowery phrase, "sweet six
teen." Boston Courier.
IT SURELY IS.
Sings the winter cold and dreir,
Christmas is here;
Sighs the leafless trees sere,
Christmas is here;
O'er the gloomy brake and mere
Christmas is hero;
And recalls the inad career
Christmas is here;
Of the youn ; swell cavalier
Christmas is here;
Who said to his girl, "My deir,
Christmas is here;
And I'm ne irly broke, I fear
Christmas is here."
Water.
The muscles of the body, says the
Youth's C'omjranion, - arc about three
fourths water; the cartilage, three-fifths;
the brain and nerves and blood, each -four-fifths.
The lymph is nearly all
water (ninety-seven hundredths). Even
the bones are one-tenth water. Of the
body, as a whole, sixty-eight parti out
of one hundred are water. Moreover,
water, not only constitutes the larger
part of all the seeffitions, but it holds in
solution all the various elements out of
which the body is renewed, and is afiowf
ing stream to receive again and carry
away the waste which is as constantly
thrown off at every point. Further,
without it the chemical changes in con
stant progress in every tissue would be
impossible. Now the water of the body
is more fixed than are its solids. Like
the latter, 'having done its work once, it
enters into the great waste current, and
is thrown from the body through the
skin, the kidneys and the lungs, at an
average of ten pounds a day.
Keeping these facts in view, the reader
will see why water is so much more es
sential to life than food -a man being
able to live several times as long without
the latter as without the former. The
following facts, condensed from the
American Journal of Medical Science, in
dicate the sufferings consequent on a
brief withholding of this fluid:
In 1377 forty American troopers in
pursuit of Indians lost their way, and
for three days failed to find water.' The
second day, some fell from their horses
exhausted. The third day, the most
loathsome fluid would have been hailed
with delight. The salivary and mucous
fluids had utterly failed, and the men
were unable to swallow their bread. All
were affected with vertigo, dimness of
vision and deafness. Many were delir
ious. Their breathing became difficult,
and they had a sense of suffocation.
Their fingers and palms were shriveled
and pale. Their minds became affected,
so that they grew suspicious of each
other. On the fourth night they were
unable to sleep. When, the next day,
water was reached and drank, for a while
it was vomited up as fast as it was swal
lowed, and the thirst remained insatia
ble until the remotest tissues of the body
had obtained a supply. 5
One third of all the banking done in
the world is done in England.
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