HUMOROUS.
A mouse recentlv Introduced itself
Into a lady's chamber, and found upon
her toilet table a small vial of whisky,
which, it is but fair to say,? the lady
used for the benefit of her crimps. The
vial was stoppered with a paper cork,
which, of course, was saturated with
the whisky. The mouse nibbled off
the top of the cork, and finally succeed
ed in drawing it, and then regaled
Itself with what the paper had absorb
ed. " Under the stimulus thus secured.
it had made its presence in the room
very evident, and a careful search for
it was promptly instituted. It was soon
discovered in :he drawer of the bureau,
" stretch at full length on a comfortable
b.d, dead drunk. When it was removed
and thrown upon the ground, the
shock restored It to partial conscious
nes and to a staggering effort at loco
motion. Moral: It is not safe even to
smell the cork of a whisky bottle.
A gentleman ironi trie country ar
rived at a Galveston hotel a few days
ago with his little boy. The little fel
low had never seen anybody play ope
ratic music, so when he peeped into
the parlor and saw a lady lemlng
away uaeK on a piano, pawing me in
strument and whooping "I am dying
for some one to love me," he naturally
became Interested, and when his father
came back to the hotel he told him that
there had been a woman fighting the
piano.
"Which cot whipped? asked the
parent, smiling at the simplicity, of the
crniu.
"She hollered," was the response.
On High street, a boy of ten, richly
dressed, sat on the steps eating an
orange, aud a boy with a cart load of
picked-up wood stoped across the street
looking at him. The contest was very
great, and a pedestrian who saw the
situation, said to the poor boy : "That
chap over there is pretty well fixed,
isn't ner" ies."was tne Drier re
ply. "Lives in a big house and wears
good clothes? ' Yes." Probably has
VS. CFVI1VII11 UlVitJ .a. v-o
There was a minute of silence, "and'
then the boy with the cart started up
his load, saying: 'But Idon't care;
cencaooutu lie lias to eat with a
DOMESTIC.
i
The Care of Clothing. A clothes
brush, a wl3p broom, a bottle of am
monia, a sponge, a hand brush, a cake
of erasive soap, a vial of alcohol, should
form a part of 3very toilet. After all
dust has been removed from clothing,
spots may be taken out of black cloth
with a hand brush dipped -in admixture
of equal parts of ammonia', alcohol and
water. This will brighten as well as
cleanse. Benzine is useful in remov
ing grease spots. Spots of grease may
be removed from colored silks by put
ting on them raw starch made into a
paste with water, ifust Is best removed
from silk by a soft flannel, from-velvet
with a brush made specially for ihe
purpose. If hats and bonnets when
taken from the head are brushed and
put away In boxes and covered up In
stead of being laid down anywhere,
they will last a long time. Shawls and
all articles that may be folded should
be folded when taken from the person
in their original creases "and laid away.
Cloak should be hung up in place,
gloves pulled out lengthwise, wrapped
in tissue paper, and laid awav, laces
smoothed out nicely and folded, if re
quisite, so they will come out of the
box new and fresh when needed again.
A strip of old black broadcloth four or
five inches wide, rolled up tightly and
sewed to keep the roll in place, is bet
ter than a sponge or a cloth for cleans
ing black and dark-colored clothes.
Whatever lint comes from it in rub
bing is black and does not show. When
Diack clothes are washed, as thev may
often be previous to making over, fresh
clean water should be used, and they
should be pressed on the wrong side-
before being quite dry.1 If washed in
water previously used for white cloih-
ing they will be covered with lint. .
AGRICULTURE.
Light Brahmas Perhaps no breed
of Jowls has done more to stimulate an
interest In improved poultry among
us than the light Brahma. It has been
before the public in the hands of fanci-
TTTsnwnff that despondent i. spirit
oriish that feeling of despairbe cheer
ful, happy and well. ' Take Simmons
Liver Regulator, whenmlnd and body
are depressed, with cold extremities,
Fever flushes, Costiveness, dull Head
KaH mare in the mouth, and an
tndisnosition to stir about.
For over
- 1 a. n nrl -T9 VTA ft -B
and its popularity Is yet nearly or quite ,-"3 '
as great as it ever was. its.size ana n .rVJ ffi
giving life, and health to thousands
who would otherwise have sunk into
untimely graves or endured the torture
of a living death.
,! was a sufferer from Dyspepsia for
several years, and was at last confined
to mv bed, and should no doubt have
-
winter la mg qualities, 'recommended
it to practical poultry keepers, and xhe
breeders of this variety have always
made it popular at the shows, and by
writng it up fully in the journals and
newspapers. While it is an excellent
arjd beautiful fowl in the hands of ex
perts, it is essentially a fancier's fowl,:
and requires careful breeding andman remained there until death should have
fork and
body.V
uiy "yes
ma'am"
to every-
-A young woman at Alden, Iowa,
said she "wished to heaven, teat -she
might die that day." A terrible storm
arose immediately, with thunder and
lightning, and she imagined thatithad
some relation to her case. Hastening
iu a cnurcn, sue xneit anu prayeci :
"Oh, Lord. I didn't mean it when i 1
said I wanted to die. Please don't let
the lightning hit me."
? j
Not long ago, in the Court of Ses-
Be Vf lse aud liapp.
If you will stop all your extravagant
and wrong notions in doctoring your
self and families with expensive doctors
or humbug cure-alls, that do harm al
ways, and use only nature's simple
remedies for all your ailments you
will be wise, well and happy, and save
great expense. The greatest remedy
for this, the great, wise and good will
tell you, is Hop Bitters rely on it.
See another column. Press
-.Polishing Furniture. To .clean
iurniture, especially tne surface of a
finely polished piano, we will give our
lady friends a receipt better thau . any
In the books. Take a washbowl half
full ol i epld water and a little fine
toilet soap and a tablespoon! ul of sweet
oil. t llp a piece of old flannel in this,
and apply it to the wood, rubbing
vigorously for a while; then exchange
this for a piece of old, soft, fine cotton,
not linen, as that leaves its fibres ot
lmr, and rub with this a while, .finish
ing with a fresh piece of the same rag
age me ut to keep It at a, high degree of
excellence. But this must be said of
any breed. The Light Brahma in
proper hands is one of, perhaps our
very besr fowls. It is large in size,
quiet in disposition, a good winter lay
er of fine large eggs, -an excellent 'sit
ter and nurse, is easy to rear, and can
stand almost any degree of cold. The
adult Brahma has a strong tendency to
lay on flesh and must be ted with judgf
ment, but when properly fed, housed
and managed it is a good practical fowl.
It (Idea not mature as early as the Ply
mouth Rock, but is larger at maturity.
When one is not particular as to the
earllness and precocity of his fowls he
cannot make a mistake in selecting
Light Brahmas. 7
No good Preacliinjr.
No man can do a good job' of work,
preach a good sermon, 'try a law: suit
well, doctor a patient, ot1 write a good
article when he feels miserable and
dull, with sluggish brain and unsteady
nerves, and none should make the
attempt in such a condition when ' it
can be so easily and cheaply-removed
by a little Hop Bitters. See other
column. Albany Time .
nome?-to mv relief, but far a friend of
mine at'Weldon, N. C , recommending
Simmons' Liver Regulator to me, and
at the same, time with a request that I
would use it, which I did with the
most happy result. I am now well,
and eat anything I wish without any
bad effect. W.A.Pearson,
. "S. Gaston P. O., N. C."
Only Medicine
That Acts at the Same Time on
The Liver, the Bowels and the Kidneys.
E3 These great organs are the natural cleans
ers of tne system, ai mey wor well, health
will be perfect ; If they become clagged,
dreadful diseases are sure to i olio w with
TERRIBLE SUFFERING.
'Biliousness, Headache, Dyspepsia, Jaun
dice, Constipation and Piles, or Kid
ney Complaints, Gravel, Diabetes,
or Bheamatlc Pains and Aches,
are developed because the blood Is poisoned
with the humors that should hare been
expelled naturally.
KIlVEY-WORT
will restore the healthy action and all these
destroying evils' will be banished; neglect
them and you will live but to suffer.
Thousands have been cured. Try it and you
will add one more to the number. Take It
and health will onee more gladden your heart.
y SaJhr loafer froa the tarmtmt f sa Aefctas; BMkl
fcy Uar ueh dlrtreu from CoaUlpaUoa a4 Pile. I
Try a pacK-
New Bailroad Brake. A railroad
brake, which Is instantly applied and
continuous in its aetion, and which the
Inventor, proposes to render automa
tic, is described by M. Hospitaller, in
La Nature. It is worked by means of
two of the secondary batteries of M.
Plaute, each of these being charged by
three Daniell cells. The action of the
apparatus is dependent upon the ad
hesion of an electro-magnet to the axle
of the wheels, by means of which two
chains, attached to the leyera carrying
friction blocks, are wound upon a
drum. In some experiments upon a
train of thirteen carriages, traveling
at the rate of seventy-three kilometers
per hour, the train was brought to a
standstill in twenty-one seconds,
moving through a distance of 215
meters after the brake was applied.
Wi:
KnintT-WoKT will cure you
age at once and be satisfied.
' It is a dry vegetable compound and .
One Package makes six quarts of Medicine.
Tour Druggist has it, or will get it for
you. Insist upon having it. Price, f 1.00.
- WELLS, EICHABBSOH ft CO., Proprietor!,.'
IO (Will fend pott paid.) Burllnftra, Vt.
A NEW SCHOQLSONGB
. Just our. . "
SOIMGBEUlS!
a ew, complete and most attrarri, .
Collection of School Songs; "
ByLo- EMERSON
u nis ior pelmen Cop
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Flowers on the Table Set flowers
on your table a wholejiose-gay If you
can get it, or but two or, three ora
single flowers a rose, a pink, a daisjr,
and you have something that reminds
you of God's creation, nd gives you a
link with the poets that hare done it
most honor. Flowers on the morning
table are especially suited to them.
They look like the happy wakening of
'It is better to laugh than be crying"
decidedly; and to enjoy your baby's
laughing society use Dr. Bull's Baby
Syrup which relieves the chief discom
forts of babyhood without stupefying
the children. Price 25 cents a bottle;
It seems that the origmvl inventor of the
glue, glycerine and water process of co
pying letters.which has been extensive-
the creation; they bring the perfume ly introduced within the nast few vears..
of the breath of nature into your room ; has obtained in this country a patent
they seem the very representative and
embodiment of the every smile of your
home, the graces of good morrow;
proofs that some intellectual beauties
are in ourselves or those about us,
some Aurora (if we are so lucky as to
have such a companion) helping to
strew our life with 'sweetness, or ii
ourselves some masculine wilderness
not unworthy to possess such a com
panion or unlikely to gain her. j
for his device, dated Mav ; 18. 1880.
He obtained a patent in Germany two
years ago. t
West rn Maryland Railroad.
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York, who haa f h ra t onheura mt
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Address
Fiof. JAMES C. KINKAR. A. M., Prlncl:
' Beisterstown, Maryland
EVERY 1ATY neds It, wa-nte
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New Yoik City. , ,
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ton Copying Office. 15 West 5d 8reeil7
The good mother and the accessible
slipper always make a spanking ' team.
Defensive Mertlcallon
'Is a precaution which shou d nver be ncgrlected
when danger is present, and there'orn a course
of the Jl tters at tLls season is paiticularly de
sirable, especial lr ior the feeble and sickly. As
a remedy ror biliousness, dyspepsia, i ervous
nes. and bowei comp.alnts. there 13 aotblig
comparable to this wholesome restoiatlve. For
sale by ail Di uggists and Dealers generally.
sions, an Irish lawyer, while arguing until the liquid application is thorough
wiin earnestness nis cause, stated a
point which the court ruled out.
Well," sal I the attorney, 'if it plaze
the court, if I am wrong "in this, I have
another point that Is equally as con--elusive."
. i
A West IIill man invented a fire
exinguiher, but was unable to getja
patent on it. He changed the name
of his invention, and got a patent on
it as a churn. This answered quite as
well, and ir would . amaze you to fee
how the country rights are going off.
Ax old gentleman
eighty years,
who
committed
had passed
suicide be
cause his wife had recently died. This"
story was related to a young lady, who
lai.ghiily rt marked, 'And did he kill
hiuitelf. so that he need not marry
again?" i"
7
In the schoo one Sabbath, while in
trusting tlie'children, the teacher com
pared himself to a shepherd and then
inquired what the. latter did with his
flock: One bright-e3;ed little fellow
promptly replied, Ile shears them."
A statistical barber in Pni'a'lelphia
says that the longest eared men want
their hair cut the shortest. Just .why
an Ouio editor wants to have is head
shaved, we can't understand.
ly removed, ah tnese successive app 1 -ca'ionsare
to be made to o ,e particular
spot of the wood no longer than can be
worked with a single stroke ot the arm
and that to be finished before a fresh
place is to be treated. When the whole
piano has been done over in this way
(it should take -two hours, at least, to
do it well), It will look as good as new,
and far bettter than if refinished by an
ordinary-workman. This is the best
application for that purple cloud that
comes over a" polished wood surface in
damp weather. Of course a judicious
person will be very sparing of the li
quid, although she has a wash-bowl
halt full of it, and will not use enough
to drip on the carpet, or to penetrate to
the interior ol the piano.
The . nian who visited an insane
a.ylura on the Fourih of July found it
much more quiet than any other sr ot
he sjruck. If seemed to him that the
crazy people were all outside and none
in the asylum.
"I am very much afraid . of light
ring," said a pre tty young l tdy. "And
well you may be," replied a despairing
loer, as jour heart is made jof steel."
An exchange speaks of a man who
'is but one step removed from an ass."
He'd better rnke it three or lour. The
unimal.has a long reach backward.
Tiiat serman did me good," said
one friend to another after hearing an
eloquent preacher.'
was the reply.
We shall see,"
IT is M range how much better a
photographer can take a picture to
hang in a show-case than he can for a
customer.
Where do the old palmltaf fans
go."" inquires an exchange. "They
uon't go anywhere. They stay in
other pews."
If PEorLEare careful regarding . the
aualitv ol food they consume, .how
much more can-lul -should they be in
respect to medicine, and particularly
so with their young children. Nothing
better than Dr. Bull's Iteby Svrup can
be used for the diseases ol 1 ab hood.
Price 25 cent3. Sold by all Dr uggists
Lemon Jelly. One ounce of isin
glass and a pound and a hall of loaf
sugar; three lemons, pulp, skin and
juice grated; pour a quart of water
over the isinglass; add the rest; mix
and steam ; pour, it in a regular form to
coolj If the lemons are not. fresh add a
little cream of tartar, or tartaric ncid.
We prefer a third of a teas'poonful of
citric acld,.crystals, dissolved in a lit
tle water; and always use the acid in
any case, it gives a better tart:. Cook
.the mixture until 'smooth and liquid
It is unnecessary that it should boil;
make the day previous to the one on
which it is required; keep on ice un
til Just before it is served. Now I
think I have given, you ancient and
modern jelly. Use gelatine, one ounce
(more modern.) ,
There has
never been found a oer-
Son who tried Dobbins' Electric Soap,
(made by Cragin & Co., Philadelphia,)
that did not say at once, it was the best
soap sue ever used. Try It
you'll always use it.
once,
the
Fishing can be made comfortable by
taking a cot aiong and placmglt under
a fcbade tree by the banks of a stream
The horseshoe doesn't bring good
luck jvhen the horse applies it.
Ing wile it is no sign he should liquor.
Pin eaitle Fritters. One pint of
flour, half pint of milk, three eggs,
half teaspoonful soda, three-fourths
teaspoon ful cream tartar, one table
spoonfnl sugar, salt to taste. Peel and
slice one juicy pineapple, and cover
with sugar; let it stand over night;
stir in the batter when ready to try.
To be eaten while hot, with sugar.;
j
To Mend Broken Crockery.To
mend broken . crockery, use lime !nnd
the white of an e,gg. Mix only enough
to mend one article at a time, as it
soon hardens, when It cannot be used.
Powder a small quantity of the lime
and mix to a paste with the egg- iAp
ply quickly to the edges, and rtriace
firmlvtoetber. It will soon become
set and strong, seldom breaking in the
same place again. .
Salade de Fruits This French
dessert is simple and good. Take equal
parts of strawberries or raspberries,
red and white currents and very ripe
cherries, and remove all the stalks and
the stones from the cherries. Sprinkle
a generous quantity of powdered lump
sugar oyer the truit it will be hard to
get it too sweet and a wine-glass of
the best pale French brandy or more
according to the quantity of fruit, toss
lightly until the sugaVis all dissolved
and serve.
Vegetine is acknowledged by air
classes of people to be theJSest and most
reliable, blood purifier in the world.
Point Shirley Salad. Yolk of one
or two raw eggs, one or two young
onions or leeks, three tablespoohf uls of
salad oil, one of vinegar, some lettuce,
and slices of beet-ioot, salt and mus
tard. Take the yolk of one or two raw
eggs, according to the size of the salad
you require, beat them up well, add a
little salt and mustard, and chop up
one or two young onions or leeks about
the size of grass, then add the salad oil
and the vineger. and beat the whole up
into a thick sauce. Cut in the salad,
and put thin slices of beet-root at the
top. Sprinkle a little salt over it; do
not stir up until it is to be used,
Keepitik THRnorss. mat it ma - te pronptly
administered na l sud.len aitack3 of Cholera
Morbus, Cramps. Dlarrucea Coll op any Affec
tne owels. ior which Dr. Javne's Oar
m'natire Balaam is an effe tual rem dr. At
it .a?80.11 of the year every tamUy wlU find la
It a useful and reliable curative.
From observing the eflects ol petro
leum upon the heads of operatives at
the wells came the shrewd Pitts
burgher's great discovery Carbolinb,
a deodorized extract of petroleum. This
is the only article that will produce
new hair on bald heads. It never fails
There are two sure ways to get rid
of Canada thistles which we have tried ;
one the most tedious, is to Summer fal
low the ground, ploughing it as often
as tne tnistis-xsnow themselves. The
better plan is' io make the ground i lCIi
and seed heavhy with clover, and cut
the clover when the thistles are in blos
som. If the lot is then ploughed up
and and any thistles remain, let it be
seeded again with clover as soon as: pos
sible and mowed. Generally they! will
be killed with the first seeding i and
mowing, but if not the second will i be
sure to do it. A permanent meadow
U deetructive.to thistles. We got rid of
ten acres of them in this way, mowing
five times. It is best t cut them as
close down to the ground as possible.
A small patch may be eradicated by
salting, but this is a slow process and
somewhat expensive. Digging with
a spade a narrow spade will, if per
severed in, kill them: Thistles; and
their blossoms are relished by animals,
If cut before they get too ripe and hard ;
hence it is economical, to make them
into hay before the seed ripens.
Wehaveseen farmers hauling ma
nure and damp earth orroad-icrapings
into a large heap, and turning and
mixing it two or three times during
the winter season to make a compost
for corn-hills, while at the same time a
rich black liquid flowed from the barn
yard utterly going to waste, which, if
it had been saved and mixed with dried
earth or rich muck, would have been
the very thing they desired at much
less trouble and no loss. The liquid
waste ef many barnyards, if properly
utilized by mixing with dry dust made
from rich soil or muck, and made into
a rich compost, or rather phosphate, by
adding about twenty per cent, in; bulk
of finely ground bones and mixing and
turning the mass over until it is done
heating, would be a substance far easier
to handle for cornhills than the bulky
old-fashioned soggy compost made out
of straw manure. !
Wonderful Effects.
IL R. Dawley, tf Providence It.! 1., says:
Having w.tntsitd trie vroulerful jeffeots of
fluut'a Remedy in my own case, . aud in a
great numl ef cf yth-ra, I recommend it to all
other nffluttd with K dtey Di easja. TTioee
fllic ed b d Btaeo e i uld 8t cure the mefjciiia
wi ich will cure iu bli roH pc atne time.
Hunt s lkmedy wil co this." Irkl ize 75
c ntd. ' "
Doable Sufferers. ,
. If the thousands that now have their rest
and comfort destroyed by complication of'
liver and kidney comp'ainta would give nat
ure's remedy. Kidney-Wort, a trial they would
be apeedity cured. Mirbor.
ELGIN WATCHES
All styles. Gold, Silver and Nickel, f
to $16". Chains, etc. . sent O. O. D. to
be examined. Write for Catalogue to
bTANDAUD AMERICAN WATCH
O., Ptttsfcargh, Pa. ;
LAm.K AND STOKE-KEEPIRS Ton can et
Cliolre Oooils cheap by writing nt u erdVr
on a Pc.a Card tor onr Prfce LUf , which 2nVb&
In.l00,de,,lar?odlJy ?,aU hebe wan and
see the m .ny ki. d ot Merchandise w seep f r salo
at Burprisinfly low pricea. We send sample of
HarnhJirgs, Laces, Ribbons. Fringes, Ac, if r-
qnert:d. We sell Wholesale und Bt-tail fr Cats
down. A new c mbtnation system- which hut
net star ed
enable
ns to qnete very clot pru
A Bnsy Uffe. ' J
The World's Dispensary at Buffalo,
N. Y., is a great institution having its
auxiliary Invalids Hotel, for accom
modation of patients, costing Its foun.
der nearly half a million of dollars,
and its branch in London, England, of
similar proportions, where Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, Pleasant
Purgative Pellets and other remedies
are manufactured for the foreign trade,
which extends to the East Jndies, China
and other far distant countries.! All
this mammoth business has beet! or
ganized, systemized and built up bv
Dr. R. V. Pierce, who has associated
with himself as a Pacultv, under the
name of the World's Dispensary Medical
Association, a most competent staff' of
physicians and surgeons who annually
treat many thoustrids of cases of
chronic diseases, not bv prescribing any
set lot of rVdlesbutby -sing all such
specific renliig a-viave, in large ex
perience, been found most e fugacious.
Besides organizing and directing this
mammoth business of world-wide pro
portions, Dr. Pierce has found time to
write a work on domestic medicine
entitled "The People's Common Sense
Medical Adviser" 1,000 pages, 300
illustrations, selling at fl.50, and also
to serve a term as Srate Senator and
later as a member of Congress. Surely
he must be competent if he were to take
the lecture platform, to discourse upon
"the recollections of a busy life."
National Jiepubtican. I
rtaUe nlt Co nairtAiu, muss.
Will send their oelebred Electro Yoltair
XU1U to tn afflicted upon SO days' trial.
Bpeedy cures guaranUvL- They mean -what
thsysay. Write to them without delay.
VEGETIKE
Purifies the Blood, Renovates and
Inrlgoratef tht hole System.
in MXDICHfAL PROPEKTIE3 AXE
Altorativo Tonio Solvent
and Diuretic.
Ttxstlns ts made exclnstwlT from tbs jQiess
tf carefully-ielected barks, roots and herbs, sad
so strongly concentrated that It will effectually
radicate from the system every taint ot Sere)
1st, roftolaa Humor, Tamrs, Cam
r. .( 1 .Htjutor, Erysipelas,
It Rtaenm. By pb little DUcaaea, Vmn
ker, Fmlntaeava avt tn Stomach, and all
llseases that arise from impure blood. Bel
ties, Isflsnnsterr and Cbrenle Btaest
jsatlsm, Heurmlsjlai, Uent and Bplsiml
Complaints, can enly be sSeetaauy cured
through the blood. .
For Ulcere and Kraptlve Disease ef the
Skin, Jnatnls, Flmplee, Blotenes,
Bolls, Tetter. Bealdbead and Blns;
werm, YXQSTlJiX has mevsr failed to sftect a
permament core.
For rains la the Back, Hldnsy Complaints,
Dropsy, Female weakness. Leucorrhoaa, arising
from internal mice ration, and mterlne diseases
and General Debility. VXQKT INS acts directly
tpon.th causes of thess complaints. It Invigo
rates and strengthens the whole system, acts
spos the secretlvt organs, allays Inflammation
sores ulceration and regulates the bowels.
For Cstarrh, DyspepslsHabltual Oosttveness,
. mlpltaUon of the Heart. Headache, Piles, Nerv
eusness and General Prostration of the Nervous
System, no medicine has ever riven sack, per
fect satisfaction as ths yjEQaTlNlL It purlles .
the blood, clsanses all of the organs, and pos
sesses a coAtroUtaf power ovsr the nervous
ystem.'
Tha remarkable cures effected by Vegetlns
hare Induced many physicians and apotheca
ries whom we know, to prescribe and use it is
their own families.
- In fact, Yegrtine is the best remedy yet dls
sovered for the above diseases, and is the only,
reliable blood PORISTKB yet placed before
the puoiic
maul f
in of
void li
use I 1
Vi
of business. weak
enea dy tne strain 01
jour duties avoid
stimulants and
Hop Bitters.
If you are younjr and
discretion or dissira
ried or single, old or
poor health or languish
neea, rely on Hop
Whoever you
whenever y.ou fee
that your system
needs cleansincr, ton
tnsr or stimulatlno"
Have you dv-
pepsia. Kidney,
oTurinan
plaint, disease
or the 8Tomacn,
bowels, blooa.
liver or nerves i
You will be
cured if you use
Hop Bitters
Jyyn arpslm-!
i ii
Jpiy wean, anuj
Itow spirited, try
it i it may
saveyourl
life, it has
saved liun
dreds. ,
rvermid-
!,l SB j
1; 11 :
I ivnx I
1.11 14 BSB B MM SB
111 1
Jl ! niTTr-n a Bit
hi U LU'I
I Ml. I
i irM k ... : mi
1 NEvhK I
lift-a ill
, m I v 1 1 ii
Jar-.
If von are a
man of let
ters toiiuur over
msrht woric to res
tore brain nerve and
waste, use Hop B.
suffering from any In
tion ; it you are mar-
youngr, sutrermgr irom
Ing on a bed of sick-
Bitter 8. .
Thousands die an
nually from some
form of K I d n ey
disease that might
been prevented
VropBitters
D. I. C.
lis an absolute
and irresista-
ble cure for
dnmlte n e s s .
ruse of 'opium,
obac co . or
parcotica.
'iiDMbvdnio--!
(nsis. etencLiur
Circular.
hop r.i riLKs
nra co.,
Rochester, S. T.
& Toronto, On t.
MIJIrf?lhi'Wyr
We hrtve 1, S2 and 95 nackacei. 1 1 notions which
cannot b bought for twice the money elsewhere,
nil wnntedin every family. Money returned not
catinfactoty for any purchase. HoU;HT0N k
DUTIONS Tr mont street, Bo-ton, Mm. I
1 IMPORTANT TO AGENTS. '
7 TH LIFE OF
GEN. JAMES A. GARFIELD,
By his personal friend. Wajor'BUNBY, Kdltr N. Y
Mail, is the only edition to which Gen. Gtfieli
has eiven pernonal attention or facts. ' Beautifully
illnstrateo, print d aid bouni. Ku.l lei ffthimee
porti ai( by Hall, from n picture tk i ex reIy fof
this wotk .Active Acenl Wanted. L Ikt.i
terms. Send al.iKi t once tor ecniLlnti) vu:flt. '
m A. 8. BARNES A L'O . i . '
111 and 113 Williim S re t.New YurV
T
BRICK
$777
A YKAK and expenses to agts.
Outfit Free. Address P. O
VICKERT. Ansrusta. Maine.
AND
lUlACHlrMERY.
SPECIALTIES r
Tiffany Improved Tilj Ma hlne, :
Sword's Patent Brief M i hlne.
j Clay Crushers with Chilled itollora'
write for circulars and ntrtf. " "-r,iJl-
II. BREffEB A CO., Ternmi, Jflcl
ANDREW McMTJLXE:
WHOLESALE DEALEJC IK 1
BROOM CORN, BROOn. HANDLE!
And Broom Mannfacturer'a airiiijCT
ana onppues. . 4 f
N. B.-FANCY PAINTED HANDLES A SPECIALTY
92 Union Bt , Scbenectady. N. .T.
mrOKQUITO CATCIIEB-Pat. Jane 29. 133)
Will clear your rom in a few minutes wttnovt
fist wmm
SEND
rnR
Circular.
b RATER
BOOMER Sr BOSCHERT
PRESS CO.
SYRACUSE.N.V.
Sew York Office 15 Park Row.
WTKiOWf AtTHUi k -.
' i" " - .r,c .
tfrery nian wants I.
property piotectedlroi.
burglars. Secure, ti.
ageDry for the 8hr t
ty Window Fasten
lng-" In-your count
quiet Sells everywhfi
at sight. Immense prof
its. Terms free. Ad
dreM C. M. GARNA
HAN. Cleveland. O.
V ORWELL AUGER l8 the
cheapest, bores the fastest. We axe the oldest and
largest nrm m America, bend for -our pictorial
catalogue. Uktxed States Mb-'g Co., Chicago, UL
i
pmoke, toil or create. . Price Stf cent. Send vxul
tor Illustrated Circular. A Kent Wanted. : Good
terms. L. T. JONES, 106 Llgt bt., Baltlmort, tti.
AGENTS WANTED to fell the UFE OF
GEN. JAS. A. GARFIELD.
by hiacnmrade In arms and personal frlend.lDesu
J. S. BBIKBIBT. an author of widveelebrityj Tbn
work la complete, authentic, low-priced. Fally II
lostrated. Positively the heat and chea v-k.
Mone other Pfflcial. hend 50. at once f r outfit.
Wei giro the ba4 term. Art qnxk and ya ca
eoln money. HUB HARD BiiOi.VPtbhcri,
72S Chestnut St., Philadelphia, P. 1
, , i
Tnoso umrermg an aavsrusemsni v. . j
confer m favor npontrie Advertiser an.''i
Pnbllaber by statinpthat tiiey saw thfmAvr
timmvotmt. In this tonraal faamltitr tu w-
OPERA GLASSES,
Vjbv Microbe 'nes. Thermnnmtnr. In Olu
Jpectacies, Unrom ter j at Ursattv Rsducsd. .Tjj.
R. & J. BECK. '
Afanufacturinc Opticians, Philadelphia. 'Send S
tamps for illustrated CaUlorue of IU pages, and
mention this paper..
Campers! and Sportsmen's
Top 31x94 inches. Fo!d1uto a tqnar pack?,
legs in-ite, 6x3J in h s Paint d t protect fryia
diimpneKA. Kxprosaed on r c-jipt of 82.00. j
Addrei's
v . R. II. AROLD,
IIONEOY C. Ontario County, K- T.
MMar. HopajMO
. BTJumjis. XeOi
OPIUMS
MU(
iaAo
KID1TE Y DISEASES.
PREPARED BT
II. It. STEVENS, Boston,
Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists.
IF YOU "WOULD BE PROPSRL
suited with SDectaolea. anolv :
correspond to .
, DB. N. a GRAT, Optician.
S8 a. TW KLFTH Street,
rnuaasipuu. Fa.
constipat!
re qoKiv sua Buxeiy curea Dy use ox JSJLTNX-WORT. This new and vronderfol remedy 1
having Btich. an immense sale in all parts of the country, works oa natural principles. It restores I
and tone to ttxe diseased organs, and through, them cleanses the system of accumulated and p
humors. Kidney diseaaesof thirty years standlrur have been rami. tin FUm. cmtltMtlon. Bhsu
ZSZZ w.e-Sf821 rS T2Smsfo years. We have volume, of testimony of its wonderful!
power. Nolongeruse Alcholio Bitters, which do mont . rfrutix rrflls. tut-
Xeme? thwmbequicWyresined. Otf.Kof your DrutWlft. ,P L
v i'"' , WELLS. RTRlIlRDBOir A CO.. rt't
SAPOWIFIER
u ia&b nu uxixsja.
'A SALT XAOT"1 CO. vyrTv.am..
the WormTDUDorTa peculiar to waHsJuu afforded a Urg7etf
caserhave an fuaHvVneen twiiIdSP0S!' ln P"P remetlies for thPlr cure. Mmiy t honssj fl
experience, and haKl 1 'vrlte PreseriptlM Is tlte result of tMs
eases and l T become Justly celebrated for its many ami remarkable cures of all those cUronic Uls-
WEAKNESSES PWrfTvrtv. rA m?mit i?; '
i,r""lCMPlln 19 a prtwerful Restnrtiv- ti .k- m,
thereby restoring" -it to ti.niVl0'" nSr7I,9.,lrr,Ultlon " strengUiens tlie enfteeti
utlo.. i -TV-""""?.
v." "'"rmraii; internal
rctroTmlAmi .
heat; nervous
171
-p.- t."" ". f?00"' sent for "e suma or tl
MAKE HENS LAY.
trS?
and Cattle Powders here are WMthSS..0
says i that hheridan's CondHion Poird2Uhlv?6
lutely pure and immensely vfiiiiSL i5J!rt!i
earth wiU make hens laV Ifk tanp on
Powders. Dole o oneridan's Condition
ftoM evlryShtri.oV sSrtBlJ5ia fel?f,
stamps. I.B. JOaMBolf ? f5 iS
- " mOT, Ml. ,
stricture of tlie nock of the woni".
JIV remove tlie lasDedlasent to uo wm
Favorite PrmvVinti i . . ue stamp, or Uie Medical Adviser). Jf, ,
x avonte rrescripuon is sold under iit.. ... rv- Z,,,. M srranoer JOD,,
was a dre IRtoH!; A?!0.W, New Castle. Lincoln Co., Maine, says.
vti.i . "rwipiMin- ana usi no
il is tierjineot
tUlnei, vs
utrsl snpprenilonsy weoB " FT"i7l.
depre Ion i nervotM and slek "emm.?7. J .... .tirr
i -t vninn. vt lieu .
tmnedtssent to the erlC ';prl'r-)t fo
. oi rx
- iTnitv
V.
remove the .
ears
s. Havinr exhausu-d tlie skill or inree vw n
ict witn dunculty cross the room. romuion
In three months i Wiiovr my health
Siyrl,
loot
'jf
tHj
X
Uie
WT tliem and end
C!rte Preino-
1 1 TWkOtmAaa ' vanAmtnAniiMl ID
m. j or: i rww ah . . . . w .
have had no trouble since w mPve at once. In three montn
W .... - . UUlC OIIKe. IrWrOtfl H lull.. 1 1 klM wm
a stamped mwloM 1 or iV'?, V ?e,nd the ful1 particulars to any one writlc
mv rn,V., tJPT. reply. I have receivnl nvr fnnr knnilnxl letters.
wiiii 'Liir rn rm - . . . m
nave received "second i.tto .k' ?u earnestly advised them to fcno ilk ev- ji or favorite Presi riB
tion . T-yvy.'ers Of thanks. Rtatlnv fl,- tha. l.rf onmmtnmX'r and nlalnLv l-i . . "P.
d allied TlS'local treatment Is sold by al druui1
' L e muca better alreadv. " TirT tiorr Favorite Presc iff-i . I
WliVKKV IVVllin , . . '
over nftyrPssrTdevXTtVV?111 -The People's Coi
for $B4. iPddrMT ted to u consideration of those dlse;
'Si SB
?tor;
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