£’.1 i>. ,^( taii'l IltO.M nit. 'Sf'MHLY AM> t f HOJ'K A-S MAGiZlMI. M'LK ANJ) fLl.-I.UCK. About tlic enil uf the vear 17 19, Uvo rni tifs.nvo V. I'.t'ii 1 malc, tlei’nn-1 sui>>, ly sr.mc TJeriiAril, my uijf, and nic ;;rot(‘S{{U(’i who stTUicd (losliiu'.l to pui’siir mo fv- Dporir'inrf', lh:.t ;m univch’ ;::ci :t!i ;ij)|)Orir'inrf‘, lh:.t ;m univch'sal huijL:,li hursi iVorii quaito's, which was ani;- hy he unlucky efibrts I made to icpair tho i!is()ich*r in my lethal head dress. I not only lost my cause, hut i every tir.x! I af)iirared at the bar, the* veiiicles were rollinp; rajddly, ouu cl(>s.: L.im. i;h awaited me on inv occupy- ultcr the other, on the road Irom I'ansjj,,,, tribune. I lost couraire, and to Versailles. The foremost was the coc/ic pvbtic, which contained only one passenger, iM. Pij;afet, a man of nuich merit; the other, a brilliant equipage, drawn by two !sui>erh and vigoroU's I'or- ses, drove towards the dwelling of |,'ovv- er, conveying thitiier ComU^ de JSl a nobleman renowned throuj;hout Ku. rope fonhis talents, his opulence, and bis singular adventure?. The noble coursers were on the j)oint of passinir. quitted a career in which an equivocal ^esturt’ is suiricient lo comi)r(jmise the «i2;hts (d‘ the widow and the orpfian. '‘rhyslcni and moral incjuiries into the nature of man had always ^rcat at tractions for me ; I was acquainted '.vith some branches of natural science, and the medical system then in lashion seemed to me susc'^ptible of important ameliorations. I d(;voted myself lo medicinr- with ardour : I compared liip- ‘ ery v, herc , arriv:nl with a car-i;o ufihe same stulls—he had tlie market to him self, and for the third time lie profited by my disaster. “Despair seized on me. A }Ius«ian ceneral, uith whom I had returned i'rom the West Jndies, advised travel ling to rally my spirits, and j>r0j)0sed to r;ie to a2Comp?.ny him into his own country, where, he said, I could not fail to obtain an advantaj^^ious em[)Ioy and Icavint; tar behind them the poor | pjcrates, Galen, and Avic»‘tina with ihe hacks of tlie j)ublic coach—-when the modern*?, and fancied I ptrceived that wheels knocked together; anil the shock was so violent, that the public vehicle, its conducteur^ its iiorses, and its sf)Ii- tarv passenger, were rolled pell-mell ii.to the miiUile of the roail. M. Pip;a- fct, in Ids fall, dislociited hia ri:;ht hand; Comte de M , who was naturally a gooil and feeling man, made him all the apoloii;ies possddc, exj)ressed his sincere re42;rct, and ofl'ered him a place in his carriage to finish his journey. The driver was recompensed for his misad- ventuie ; and, as soon as they arrired at Versailles, the Comte sent for a sur geon, who dressed M. Pigafet’s liand. jpig.'.fet, touched by the constant atten tions of his new host, and wiih the cha grin which he seemed to feel for being ihe cause of this trifling acciilent, tho’t :t incumbent on him to relieve his con- jciencc, and assured llic Comte that the clash of the two vehicles was not to be that stiblitne sci'ence had degenerated by losing its simplicity in the; hands of doctors of the hoi.is and elixir. I liad the eour'igf' to conibat inllammatory dis ease-'. !iy v.’n ter, i'(‘gimcn, and bleeding; 1 even dared to ])rosc*i ibe .lesuits’ bark, which then was in the b.eightof its pi>[>- ularity. I obtained innnberless ene mies among apothecaries, wine mer- cbants, and my brother physicians ; but prjud of tho unoqjeeletl success, whicii ever} day avvuitetl my exertions, I hold- 1} pursued my course, lieing called one day to consult with a j)hysician newly admitted, I recogni/ed in him iiernard, my oM antagonist at tho bar, also had become a doctor : and dif- fei’ing witf) me as to the niar.ner of i.r the ai! 5 of rc--crvn ruiU .'t.K.iiC S. ;^y means of ullentiO!', Iciid.'cssv^, and sac rifices uf ail kind,s, 1 thought that I at last iiad succeeded in disarming iicr ri gour. One day, in a delicious tete-a- 7c/e, she deigned to show me that I was not hated. I knew' that tho pathetic a- lone j)h'ased her in love. I was violent ly smitten, and became eloquent : I prayed, poujtired, w'0])t, and 1 saw her l)ecoming gradually more and more temlcr ; when, to put a seal on this scene of delirium, I thought it necessary to ment from my varied knowledge, and j tail at her led. I did so ; and, as the protection which, at tlint lime, the i fate w’ould have it, J put my knee oii Jiussiaii g. vernment held out to the the paw of her pet lap-dog, who barked French. 1 accepted his projjosal, and j anil bit me. 1 here w'as ati entl oi the set out for St. .I’etersbiirg, W'here 1 soon j pathetic! My beauty burst out into an !)ecamc acquainted wilh the most pow-1 immoderate Jit of laughter, which w’as eriul men of tlie court. I asked for a | my tormal dismissal ; lor she rcspccted professorship—a teat in the judicature— i herself too nmch to give her hand to a or a j)lace in the aduiinistration ; but a | lover wdio made her laugh, and theiehy w'ar with Sweden ocetipied every body’s | dishonored her course ot liic> devoted attention, and the only .'’iiswer 1 recei-. to pensiveness and contemplation, i ou ^ ved was, we u:unt ^ohUcrs, not ; have already guessed that Bernard, the .vor.9; ivo uuinl not Jin/gcs ;} vulture ceaselessly clinging to his con- wc want soldiers, not secrtlaries. I ainually re-growing prey, was not lar called on my Irieiid Ihe (Jeiieral, and j oil. *\gain he profited by niy mishap ; he made me his aid-de-camp, ’i ln; war i and I learned that, in some time aitei, J)roke out. I distinguished myself in j he married my tair coquettc. some smart engagenu'nts, and was f(jr-! “ My love, although loolish, was sin- tunate enough to\save the life of Mar-1 cere. M\ taste for retirement, all de- sball l^acy,‘at the battle of Willman- nre of returning to France, had hit me. strand. From that time, be becanie I felt an ardent necessity lor new'enio- my declared patron, and I clierisiied a j lions, \vhich would extiiiguish, oral hope of acquiring fnina in a military h ast a!le\ iat(', the regiet occasioned, in career. 1 commandoi! the corps which I s[)ite of mysell, by my silly passion. 1 was lirst to penetrate into tho Isle of learned that a new colonial company was and the F.nijucss Klir.abcth, Alland on the conclusion of jtcace, deigned to write me a letter, vvith her own hand, treating our patient, he declared him a i expressive of Jier .satisfaction at my dead man if I managed liim according | ciinduct, and a])poinlnti^ me governor to my system. 'Fhe |;:«tient, however, jof Astracan. confided ni nie. in vvhich he dii! right, lor a i^jVery tiling was gfung on in the attributed either to tho restiveness ol j lie was specdil} growing convaiesceni;! n-,0-1 favorable ^way possible for me: the horses, or tho of the I when, having taken soiiic grapes by my I and I liad no further ambition but the , . , . driver—but to the pertinacity ol his | direction, a cur-ed grp.pe-stone stuck in hunor of commandinir m chief in an ac-i ut iT^iiiziiig to explore the coasts ol Guin ea, from the Volta to Jackin ; and I soon became one of the passengers on board the first vessel bound on tliis ex- ])edilion. After having sojourned some time in tho fertile kingdom of Juida, and finding that my companions, wliom until then 1 considereil as new argonauts, destined to carry the blcssinga of civili- own evil destiny, which had always placed a ditch between him and *he ob ject at which he aimed—a rock ahead at the mouth of every harbour lie tried to enter. “ My journey *o \’crsailles was to destroy or realize a great ho])e,” said he : “1 liad just arrived at the ob- his fcsophagus, and occasioned such vio lent ell’orts in his attempts lo get rid of it, that it induced apoplexy,‘and he died suddenly, to thii great joy of liernard, who boasted every where of his pre diction, and [irated about what he call ed the fatal elfects of my system. My ject, and 1 am rolled in the ditch. I i reputation snfi'ered, and his increased ouglit to have expected as much—all is ! In tlie witie-rooms and the a[)Othecaries’ as it should be ; and it really is more j shops, tiic clamours against me redoub- honour than I am accustomed to, to see j led. It was in vain that I proved that a noble Comte in the number of the j Ui(r unlucky grape-stone alone had de- C»uses of my thousand-aiid-one catas-' stroycd ihe henelicent cllects of my trophes. Once, a curst lap-dog made I care—nobody wouhl listen to me. To me lose the object ot my aiFections—a’add to m}- misfortune, Gil Bias ap- bon-inot closed the doors of the Acade-j peareil ;ibout the same time, and it was ir.y upriii me, perhaps forever—and a i thouglit that J)r. Sangrado was drawn contemptible insect, i may say, hurled | for me. K\ery body gave me the nick- ilie from a throne.’’ j name, and ridicule finished v/hat ill-luck Comte de M , astonished at this j had begun. I losl all credit—and with speech, looked steadily at M. Figafet, j nie, I scruple not t(» say, the rising edi- he nevertheless, appeared to speak'with j llf’e of the real art of curing disorders •calmness and sincerity. His look was j Icll to the ground, tranquil and undi^iturbcd ; in fact, he .showed no symptoms of being out of his mind. His host, whose curiosity had been strongly excited, again ex pressed all the interest he took in his i'ate. sought to dissuade him fri;m draw ing such sinister presages from his late accident, and concluded by requesting to be informed on the giihject of those surfirising adventuies, of which he ap peared to be ihe victim. ■ M. Pigafet, as may he eonjcctu»’ed from liis (ireamhle, was as much dispos “A nick-nant in France often hurts more than a bi d action. 'I’he wound inf’icted by the weapon of ridicule is only to be cicatrized under other skies, and in din'erent climates. I realized my little fortune, and resolving to spec ulate upon it, I became a voluntary ex ile from my jeering country. “Commei co, tlie link of nations, tho parent of civiliiation, tho perpetual source from nhicli ail the blessings ahd luxuries of life are supj)lied, is, to a (I'dnking man, an (d)ject worthy of the d to speak as the Comte to hear, and j nios-t profound meuilation In spite ol did not wait lo b.;asked twice. “Iwas ' born in Patis,'' said ho; “my father, an hmiesi t»ut tneorizing man, had dis- cov rud in me some aptitude lor intel- lieetua! labours, and thought iic was pioviding tor my future welfare in *'et- tinj Pie ti> acquii'e, all at once, supeiii- clal information in a great number ol .ar*i iiid sciences—being persuadetl that an ru'’^uaintance with 1.he»e ditfer^ nl jjiaiicnes of knowledge would qualil’\ me »o choosf: a path suited to my gen ius .Old my abilities. I the contem|)t woich little people, with gieat airs, or siieat names all'fct to feel for it, it is, said 1, to rxtend or protect commerce.tiu'.t all wars are underlakt^ii, tliat kings risk Ihe secuiity of Ineir u'.rone'', and shed the blood even of their nobles ; that dij)louia»'v siipj)lio' all the rcsonrcei i)f :.’,einus ami cunning; tliat the useful r.rts are peilectui, and that an exii'inal corresj)ondenoe of em ulation and activity is kept up in all llu' ci\dizod world. 1 i)eca!ne tlien a nier- cr.aiil ; I estahlished myselt in the \Vest 'i’tiC j;rogress of civilization atjiong i lndi''s, into whirh I inipt'i led tiu! pi’o- fi:it'ons—tlie gradual consididatioii ol j ductions of b'rench man.ilactures, and so"' ties in the n;id>l of barbnrism and ] sent back ti) b'rance in return trans-al- di-. baiicf—thi>. voluntary cuj h w hich iantic c;imm')(liiies, always excepting for-'; irnjioses on it^vlf;—in a word, all .louits' bark : for, superior to Cc^rioia- Ihe lit d’ legislation stroiiiily at-i nus, I did not wi^h to injure inv un- feeted (.1) m.nd. 1 accordingly betook | grateful coinjiafi iots. *M \’ commercial rnN -i ifto Ihe siU('y of law, aiu! became tra:i‘^aclions prospered bi'vond my ex- :\h urocui. 1 iiud acijuired some repti-1 pectations ; and in a fe\v years, my taiion at the bar, when I was ealleil on i funds having ificreased ten-fold, per- 1«) pi' ad at the Ch.tlelet, in a cause, ofj mitied me lo revisit, with a large for- tlu. jiistieoof which I was j)orl'eoti\ con-j tune honoral;l\' aequiicd, the dear spot rinceU. My .■intago;usi, a man of itie name of Bernaid—as merj a blunderer as ever existed, but who coniri\'ed t(j cot ccal his igiioruiice ami fatuity under a hdse air of modesty—pronounced, in a summering way, a very bad jileading, ■wh.i'h, nevertiieless, v. :inthe pro inction of some oi'.e elte. Hii. voice lowered 60 much lUirini; the course of reading, that not a word was heard a> the end ; li.H, of.uincicnl i,n,,orta..ccto iirov.. n,v i canj iiig on Ihc slave trade, capaoilv, o,»l to i;.v« inc a rank ainon^ I '■ " ''J' "‘y 0"'n the illu'slnousvvarnorsol tiicortli. Ail i.iteutions uliicli I o|,,.ortunity was soon presciecl, Tl.o 1'='' *'> Senciuusly Mliiposcd lor them ; famous Tliamas Kutili Kl.an, wl.o |,aj aiul traversn.s ti.e terr.toiy ol-\.dra, 1 ...urned the thione of I'orsia, covered 1mto the cont.uent. Ihe all of a sudden the shores of the Caspian | hrst Alricai.s 1 met .n th.s excursion I ed with his warlike hordes. A considera-1 f “'V approach, ternlied at such a sight; hie body of inileiieiidcnt Tartars, e>:ci- 3’ l etin ned in great num- led hv him. threatened the b.inks of the |““‘■'■™nded mo with piercing Volsa, and I marched to oppose them, i '‘'‘'lo at tlie head of veteran troops, trained cd me, manacled me, and hrought m« the Swedish wars, reinforced hy some i * "'as in the 1.10^- brave Circassian Tartars, who liad iust I' Hahomay, which had not till imnlored the protection of Russia. The i th=",,';p'-’n visile, by any Kuropean. prospect of success did not appear to me I •' “’= gt'oat .Dahomay, king of the even dnublful. Thamas was still far ibimsel. a little ternlied distant; my adversaries were not sol- *>« saw me : but he recollected, diers, hut brigands, r.-ithout discipline,‘ learnl altenvards, that Ins grandla- coinnian.led l.y chiefs without experi- '-he hero o that part ence. .\evertheless, not dazzled with I "'‘e" such brilliant appe.irances, I called Ibad lallen into ' his j)Ower during tiie course 01 Ins con quests. This idea encouraged him, and it was so much th. better for me ; for at lirst he was more inclined to consid- my assistance all the resources, all the stratagems of tactics : 1 harasseii and (listurf)ed the enemy by false marches, I deceived him by false reports, and . , chose the most advant,-iKeous point of I®''“ ^l-'vd than a man. in some attack, after having drawn up on his i ''‘','‘■''''^'*■ llanl^s a strong ambuscade, to iliverl him ®y’'^ax which eonipuse the jai- if be obtained any advantage first, ! 8"" and to destroy him on his retreat. \Vdl, J'ldiatcd by me into .Monsieur le Comte! wouhl you believe 1Hie civil,zation ol our il, I was beaten after all. In the middle I F.urojie, he took a great al- of the action, when the battalions of the I towards me. A terru^o uisteni- enemy were on the very point of run-' » ^ innu: away, a north-easter arose all on a i and bleeding,) advan- sudden, and drove at once into our ranks ! a cloud of dust so thick and burning, became his most intimate counsellor, that (hey were blinded, and could not I ^ become at last the legis ilistingmsli al'li-'s from adversaries. Tlie (hreassians and Uiissians fell uj)on one another ; and ihe enemy, recalled to the battle hy the advantagi.' of his po«ition, compiered us without any dilllculty, af ter having, I know not how, lestroyed tho ambuscade whieh 1 had j)rej)aretl witli so much skill. 'I'hus were tho ho))es of a great name, tlie confidence of an empress, ihe fruits of many years of glory anil danger, blo>vn away hy a cloud of dust! lJust rendered useless the Mi[)criority of niy troops, the wis dom of my measures, and the efforts of my provident tactics. But judge what was tin astonishment and indignation, wlien i loarneil that the miserable vaga- bond.s, my conquerors, had been coin- mi.nded during tiic action by that eter nal Bernard, who came across me eve ry where in my day.s of misfortune! I sliall not ex|)lain to you f)y what chance I'.e was in Asia, as head of a horde of h.uuhts—for I do not know- it. 1 had Tmd a buzz of private corivcLLsation got!prosperous ; but c?n disem!)urkin^ 1 up iiinviig tiiC public, in tiio h.dl. and j ir.und that ahncst, al! my goodi had been even on the bench. 1 spoke in my tutu, j pierced ami guav.’fij tinough hy a little and wri" fi- iod wiin i.he greatest alter | worm whiidi hail got into the bah." 1 whei'e I was horn, and to brave ihe jokes and nick-uames of my (dd rivals. With the liopo of making a still more considerable addition to my fortune, I employed the greatesi part*of my capi tal in tlie purcliase of India stuils, then very fashionable in Paris, and enibaids- ed inimediatedy for i‘'rance, wdth my j .Mgn ol'spcedily regamii.g Fiance. Jiut mind full of the most 11 ittering jirojecls! my de-dinv had decrijed otherwise. A of fuluie hapi)iness. I'he voyage was | new misfortune avvaited me in Gei'many^ ' ' ' ' 1 fell in love. — “ \ ou will not ask how a younir little time to think of him at that mo ment ; 1 had enough to do to think of myself. i\ly government of Astrac,an was taken away iVoni me ; and, fearing sometiiing worse than disgrace, 1 has tened to return lo Kuropi', with a de lator of these unknown regions. This idea pleased my imagination ; and I ex erted all my energies to destroy’ in Du- homay the atrocious and sUj)erstitious customs which allect that quarter of the Africari continent. “The king, who was a man of good sense and excellent disposition, seemed to enter sometimes into niy projects ; but ins hclicl 111 Ins feiichcs—liiai powei of consccraiion whicIi lime i;ivcs lo ihc mosi absurd liunj^s-opposcd coiiUnualoL)* slack's to my ])iiilaiunropic views. Xcv- criiiclcss, 1 iriumplu'd over every ihiii|;. Staves were no lonjjcr sacriiiccd on ihe lomb of liiei” masters, with bis favorite wives ; human viciims were no loin^'er ofl'ered up lo shapelc'.s ^ods of wovxl or stone; punishments, i)r(;portioii( 1 to triinsgressions, no longer ci uslicd and i. on- founded togelher crime and error; armies were recruited, without devourinjj ail ihe active part of the population ; and aijri- cuhure, hiihcrlo coiilineii to feeble wo men, incapable of susUiiniii!^ for a long lime bueii labors, devolved upon the men who no lon^jer ihouijlil liiat cuhivaiinir the e*iiii, and formintj provident habits, were unwoi iliy of liicm, when they saw abundance and comlorl succccdinij misery and ennui. ((Jonchtded nixl I’atk.J handsome, rich, and romantic cuqnetle largi v share of Mrs. (Jpie's attenliou bad the art of wiiuiir.g my heart, b\ ai‘-1 he.s told by parents i«i_tlit.ir childreTT b^ia the heat of delivery, a vu-; ruiiieU. Thfj next day anotjior fectingali^alely thetoiieof seutoiii'jnt. j V.'o bciicvo that llio sli.^ht regard in L\ (NO Kxtruct from iJcvicw »1 Mrs. Ojiic-s “llhisli-u- lions oS' iAo.vj-in ull its ln-uiiciu-s.” “There is one class of lies, which wc are a htll^suriiriset,. did not attract a which sLiici liUwi'is Iieid a.Tiotig kind, is principally owing to the which are told to children by ‘ rents durin_g the few ilrst years of ih^r lives,—Then is the time thui peririaiii^ impressions may be as well made as-* any later period. It is then, prohablv' that what is called the natural propenil.’ of a child is unfolded.—Many perJc who liave a great abhor.onceof lyinir^ and whip their children if they Jeltcr them in it, yet make it no scnq,le o*' telling and acting to them the most cious falsehoods. There are fcw’-pj rents who do not do this in a grtate', or less degree, though doubtles/ out dreaming they are guilty of criming deception. With nia;iy, the whole bt *. siness of managing their children is ■ piece of mere artifice and trick. The • are cheated in their amusements, chcai- ed in their food, cheated in their (lrc^^ ' Lies are told them to get them to d j any thing which is disagreeable. If ^ child is to take physic, the mother telii him she has something good for him tj drink : if recusant, she says she wij! send for the doctor to cut olf his eat-'' or pull his teeth, or that she will go a*, way and leave him, and a thousaml things of the same kind, each of whiclt may deceive once and answer the pres ent purpose, but will invariably fail af. terwards. Parents are too apt to endea* vour to pacify their children by makinn' promises they never intend to perform? If they w ish, for instance, to take away some eatable which they fear will bo injurious, they reconcile them by th« pronvis:e of a ride, or a walk, or some- thing else which will please them, but without any intenUon of gratifying them. ' This is lying, downrightl3'ing. Peojiie think nothing of breaking their promise to children, if the performance 1)0 not perlectly convenient.—But they are the last persons to whom promises should be broken, bccan.«;c they cannot comprehend the reason, if there be ouc, why they are not kept. Such promisc!» should jje scrupulously redeemed, tho’ at the greatest inconvenience, and even when inadvertently made. Fcr the child's moral habit is of infinitely more consequence than any such incor.- vience can be to the parent. We have only noticed a few of tha cases of lying to children, bu' enough to illustrate the frequency of it. .Ami yet after having pusued such a course of deception for the two or three first ye.iis ol life, if the parent then finds his chilJ is trying to deceive him, and will t?!l a downright lie, he wonders how hft should have learned to do so, foi’ he has always taught him to speak the truth ,* without rellccting that he has been lying to him from his very biith. So ho at tributes that habit to an innate disposi tion and tendency for falsehood, whicii he has himself been fostering and nour ishing from the first.—Children .sooa learn to know when they are deceived many times in thp same way ; and the* most comfortable method in the end, a well as the most conformable to the pre cepts of Inorality and religion, is never to deviate in the slightest degree from the strict truth in our intercourse with them. The character is not formed by prc- cept, but hy cxanq)le. Tt is in vain to tell children a year old that they inns:; not lie, but it is very easy to teach them so by our own example.—Indeed, liil taught by example, we do not lit-licvcj that there is in the human mini) th:> smallest disposition to falsehood. I!i- the eleinents of tho moral character arc* formed by example, long before n pre cept can ho understood. People tiiiiia that children under two } ears cannot reason, cannot draw inferen'’es, arl cannot know' what a lie is.—hai W"' natine is of tho [)rocess in their ini"i'! i> more than we can discover; but ti..‘ result is that they form habits iii a'^rO meiit vvith the princij)les accordmix \vhich they have been treat(.-!. 1-^'^ character of a ehild fur life is too oUoi' fixed, its moral education finished, k- lore it is generally sujjposed to be -i-'' gun. For our own })ait, \v!i(;n we .'CO into what hands the forming ol llio n'.-i'i^ and morals of the young so often i.il-'* we are more surjirised that the worlt: so good, than that it is no better, pie are disposed to look back to our ' ginal eonstitutious for the origin ol vieious propensities, and the moral de' feeds of our characters ; but we have o..- ly to consider tiie common trcatincr.i chlldien hy their parents, to find c.U!;- enough for the evil which is in world, and whieh is seen so early life. We wonder that amid all schemes of various kinds tor edin’;i'*°‘* at the present day, no one has ad\i'- lured upon the ))lan of a seniinarv 1'-^^ tint |)H paral ion of parents lor tl}^ agementofthcrrr chihlreii, since it tiiem that th.rir moral education at 1'— is ai.'tualiy entru.'teV snuciors, who are employed Uitc. ^character i;, fin-mtvcU”