- - -4 r- y: j -'-r -y- t -""" r 'T. " tf OFFICE ON THE WEST SIDE OF TRADE STREET per annum IN ADVANCE CHARACTER IS AS IMPORTANT TO STATES AS IT IS TO INDIVIDUALS, UND THE GLORY OF THE ONE IS THE COMMON PROPERTY OF THE OTHER.- Iff. & ! A. YMH, Editors and Proprietors. CHARLOTTE, N. C, TUESDAY, MAY 8, I860. EIGHTH VO LI! M E K CUBE U 412. ilx fl f! j f' . 1 1 il a! (p (Published every Tuesday,o) BY WILLIAM J. & EDWIN A. YATES, EDITORS AND PRUIKIBTOIIS. O If paid in advance, $2 00 .. 2 50 3 00 subscribers, ($10) will If paid within 'i months, If paid after the expiration of the year fej Any person sending us five jrnr accompanied lv the advance subscription receive a sixth copy gratis for one ye:tr. J;2" Subscribers si mi others who may wish to money to us, can do so by mail, at our risk. send g-jy-Transient advertisements must be paid for in advance. gf Advertisements not inrrkH nn the manuscript for a specific time, will be inserted until forbid, and charged accordingly. SAMUEL P. SMITH, Alloriiy :md CoiuiM-lor a I Law, 'charlotte, n c, Will attend promptly and diligently to collecting and remitting all claims intrusted to his care. Special attention given to the writing of Deeds, Con veyance. Ac. OFFICE, with W. Johnston-. Esq. j-gT" During hour? of business, may be found in the Court House. Otlice No. 1, adjoining the clerk's oliice. January 10. 1K;0 J. A. FOX Attorney CHARLOTTE, N. C. VKXEKAL VttLLKCTISr. AC EST. Office at the Court House, 1 door to the left, down stairs Win. J. JtVerr m t -w wr A T T O K . 12 V A T I. A V, CHARLOTTE, X. C, TV ill practice in the County and Superior Courts of Mecklenburg. I'uion ami Cabarrus counties. Office in the l.rawley building opposite Kerr's Hotel. January 24, 13tJ0 y . M. MILLER, M. I)., Practitioner of Medicine and Surgery May 10th. Office opposite Kerr's Hotel. liOUEllT GIBB0X, M. D., PtitTITl()i:il OF MCDICIXE AM) OjHrc Ao. '1 Irtcius corner, CHARLOTTE, N. C. December 14, 1850. JAS. T. DAVIS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CHARLOTTE, X. C, Will practice in the Courts of Mecklenburg and the adjoining counties. rT The collection of claims promptly attended to. March 14, 1S.V.I y POLLOK U. LEE. . 11. KERR. LEE & KERR. ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT LAW, AND SOLICITORS IN CHANCERY, Memphis, Tennessee. psff Office over the Gayoso Hank, on the Corner of Main and Madison Streets. i8 Time of Holding Court ." CriANCKUY 4 1 It Monday in May and Nov. CiRcriT 3d Monday in Jan.. May and September. Com mow l,AW t Monday in Man h. July and Nov'r. Criminal d Monday in February, June and October. Ckittexiien Cuu i it CoruT, Ark. 2d Monday in May and November. -Jan. 3d, ls;0. y " 11 W. RECK W ITH Has constantly on hand WATCHES. JEWELRY, PLATED WARE, &C, Of the be.-.t Eugli.-h and American manufacturer. Call an.! rutniuc his stock before purchasing elsewhere. Wairh crystals put in for 25 cents each. November 8, I ,: y PEA MEAL We keep at our Steaai Flouring Mill in this place Pea Meal fr feeding row and stok. Also, we have oa haaii at all limes. Family, Extra. Superfine and coarse Flour. We warrant our family Hour. Cora Meal and Orits can always be had at the mill. J. WILKES CO. April l!. ls;,i The subs, ribcr will par the highest cash prices for Be, f cattle. Th.ise having Pork Hogs for sale would do well to Rive me a call, as I am desirous of purchai-ing that kind uf nock. . J- L. STOUT, Town Uutcher. Oct.U.er U, NI-XiROES WANTED. I want to buy Xejrro and r,irU from 12 to 18 years old, for which the highest price in eah will be paid. -May 17, 1959 5AML. A. HARRIS. COTTOX SAW CilKS, Of the best quality, with 10 inch saws, moveable chilled ribs aud turned brush, and all other nece-irv improvements delivered at any Railroad station in 'the 5-tate at $2 per saw. These Gins took the premium at the S. O. State Fair in 1858 and 1859. 1 at Planters wishing to purchase Gins of the subscirber will do well to send their orders early, as there is gen ' rally a crowd of work late in the season. , J. M. ELLIOTT, Hrch 20,1800. Cm Winnsboro, S. C Attention, FAIl.TlERS! j The MAGIC PLOW, (patent-! ilv !J i' J. . Harris of Mississippi.) Possesses tli..ir.nt.,..nr.nnK;n;.. . Four 1 lows in one. It can be laid five times and sharp- f ened twelve times without th r m,i.m;ti, if I - . Jt I LJIUV. IV-" Ill I I lit II can be used the whole season without any additional "sample 1Iardware S of Cochrane March 27, 1800 tf JOHN HENRY WAYT, Surgeon Dentist, (GRADUATE IN MEDICINE AND DENTISTRY,) Office in Brawler's Building, opposite Keru's Hotel, SURGICAL OPERATIONS, a Cleft Palate, Hare Lip, Tumors of mouth and jaws, performed. Fractures asd Dislocations of the Jaws treated. Teeth filled with Gold, Silver, Tin or Amalgam. ARTIFICIAL TEETH inserted in the best manner. A verv superior Tooth Powder and Tooth Wasu on hand. j JYices moderate and all work done satisfactory to th patient. . A stock of Dentists' materials always on baud. Gold and Silver Plate of any fineness gotten out. February 28, 1800 tf T ii i: i: II I - H ACHIEVES. The subscriber is still Agent for the sale of the celebrated and much admired combined improved TilRESHER AND WINNNOWER, manufactured by Wheeler, Melkk & Co., Albany, N. . These Machines wiil thresh and clean from 150 to 250 bushels of wheat per day, with less work and less waste than any other machines known in North Caro lina. Prices at the Shop, viz : Railway Chain Horse Power, $120 Lever, (superior) 100 Improved Combined Thresher and Winnower, 125 Terms cash, or approved note on interest. Warrant ed to give satisfaction or uo sale. Delivered at any Railroad Depot at the above prices charges and transportation only to be added. Addres J. B. TROY, Troy's Store, March G, 1800. 3m Montgomery to. N C. Money I Want, and MONEY I must have ! Do you owe Jonas Rudasill? If so, come and pay him. He has many drafts upon him every day for lumber and labor. These are cash articles. Men can't work without eating flour, bacon, lard, &c, are cash articles. I cannot do work without lumber; aud have to pay for what I get, on delivery. I have large amounts due me for work done; some h ive been due for a lon time, and I now most positively say those accounts must be closed. I still continue to carry on the business at my old stand, ami have for sale Sash Doors, Blinds, &c, and can manufacture anything in that liue to order at short notice. Orders respectfully solicited, and I promise to sell cheap for cash as I have always done, and for cash only. JONAS RUDASILL. March 27. 160 ANOTHER SOUTHERN MOVEMENT CUBAN SEGAIl MANUFACTORY. Siin is (i ml Tofxirio ljfaf tlircct from Cuha. JOHN S. WILEY has returned to Charlotte from Cuba, where he bought a large and varied assortment ofSKGARS. S.YCFT, TOBACCO, ., for this market, and is now opening some celebrated brands of Segars, among which may be found the following : El Kico Habana, MuchaEl Littleto, Concha's Malos, Rio Hor.dro, Flor del Tumas, Lasbelas Gustou. He manufactures Segars from the best Havana To bacco; and keeps the best Smoking and chewing Tobac co, Lynchburg and Turkish Brands ; Maccabau, Rap pec and pure Scotch Snuffs; Powhatan Pipes, snnff Boxes, Matches. Blacking, kc; Meershaun Segar Hold ers and Pipes. He respectfully invites the public fo call at the Cu ban Segar Factory nearly opposite the Mansion House. January 3, I860. AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS. Implements of my manufacture can be found at the Hardware Store of COCHRANE Si SAMPLE in Char lotte. Among the various implements for Agricultural purposes is Westinghouse's combined Thresher and Winnower. J. II. THOMPSON, Jan31,18G0 Cm Tyro, Davidson co. LOWRIE'S fc (n rr ii? ir LL-J v J A U V UW C I receive all the New Pub lications as fast as they come for ward from the Press: and keep constantly on hand a large lot of , School. Academy and College TEXT-BOOKS, a'nd many useful reference and recreative works. I also keep a very large stock of Stationery, plain and fancy. Having made an arrangement with the Southworth Paper Manufacturing Company; 1 am en abled to sell paper at the same prices hy the whole sale for which it can be bought in the Northern cities, freight added. P. J LOWRIE. Feb. 1.-,. 18G0. HARTFORD FIRE INSURANCE CO., llAliTFOillt, Vv,,n. Incorporated A. D. 1810. Charter Perpetual $ 1.000,000 500.000 300,000 1, 1859. Authorized capital Capital paid in Surplus ASSETS JANUARY Ca.h on hand and in Bauk $43.4,15 22 09 00 55 00 00 00 Cash in hand of Agents and in transit, Real Estate unencumbered (cash value) Bills receivable, amply secured 2.44 Shares Bank Stock in Hartford, 2,200 " " New Vork, 710 " " " Boston, 100 shares Bank of the State of Missouri, State and city Bonds, 0 per cents, Rail Road Stocks, United States' Treasury Notes, 54.827 15,000 73,174 230,413 197,750 74,620 10,000 00 74,245 00 16.250 00 1 4,035 00 $803,700 80 DIRECTORS. Charles Boswell, Henry Keney, 11. Huntington, Albert Day, James Goodv in Job Allyn, Johu P. Brace, Calvin Day, Charles J. Russ. Timo. C. Allyx, Secretary. II. ncsTixoTOX, President. C. C. Lymax, Assistant See'y. Wm. N. Bowers, Actuary. This old and reliable company, established for near ly fifty years, continues to Insure against loss or dam age by Fire on dwellings, furniture, warehouses, stores, merchandise, mills, manufactories, and most other kinds of property, on its nsual satisfactory terms. Particular attention given toi nsuring Farm Property, consisting of Dwellings, Barns and Out-buildings con nected, and Furniture, Live Stock, Hay, Grain, Farming Utensils, &c. contained in the same, for a term of three to five years at low rates of premium. Applications fior Insurance may be made to the un dersigned, the duly authorized Agent for Charlotte and vicinity. Losses equitably adjusted at this Agency, and paid immediately, upon satisfactory proofs, in funds current in the cities of Xew York or Boston, as the assured may prefer. E. NYE HUTCHISON, Jwne 28, 1859. y Agent at Charlotte. WHEAT ! It r"V" " The subscriber is prepared to purchase the new crop of Wheat at the highest market price. Farmers will find it to their advantage to call at the CHAR LOTTE STEAM MILLS before selling. JNO. WILKES. July 26, 1858 tf THE MOUNTAINS OF IilFE. BY JAMES C. CLARK. There's land far away 'mid the star?, wo are told, Where they know not the sorrows of time; ,ftJlll. l.a frills " ULllO nniJ'iCI lilllMtU tUMCfd Ul gUlU,.. , ll.tt-ll- in-titfi,:,. i........,v.i:m. 4 quyer that the central brick buildirio: 'Tis the land of our God 'tis the home of the soul. Where ages of splendor eternally roll; Where the vvay-weary traveler reaches his goal, On the evergreen mountains of life. Our gaze cannot soar to that beautiful land, But our visions have told us of its bliss; And our souls hy the gale from its gardens are fanned. When we fiint in the deserts of this. And we sometimes have longed for its holy repose, When our spirits were torn with temptations and woes And we've drank fron the tide of the river that flows From the evergreen mountains of life. 0! the stars never tread the blue heavens at night, But we think w here the ransomed have trod; And the day never smiles from his palace of light, But we feel the bright smile of our God. We are traveling homeward through changes and gloom, To a kingdom where pleasures unchangingly bloom, And our guide is the glory which shines thro' the tomb From the evergreen mountaius of life. MnnMvqnwnHMiMnnMaMaMnHMn Immense Attraction! AT THE Great Clothing Emporium OK FI?r,LS., SPRINGS & CO. They are now opening at their large and capacious Store Room, the HANDSOMEST and CHEAPEST Stock of Ready-made Clothing ever offered in the State. Their stock comprises all the different kinds of Fancy Cut Linen aud Marseilles Business Suits, English and French Drap d'Kte and Alpacca Frocks and Sacks; a large variety of Casiniere Pants Fancy and Black; also, Fancy and Black Silk, Cassimcre and Marseilles Vests in endless variety. Gents' Furnishing Goods, Trunks, Valises, Hats and Ca- s, &c, kc. All of the above goods are of the latest styles and patterns. MANUFAC i URING DEPARTMENT. FELLINGS, SPRINGS & CO. have also added to their Ready-made Clothing Stock, a Merchant Tailoring De partment, to which they call the especial attention of their many friends and customers. They intend making this department second to none in the State, either in style and quality ol Goods, or in the manufacture of Garments. At all times will be found a good stock of Black and colored Cloths, English, French and American Cassi meros, and a variety of Vesting?. Also, an assortment of Rock Island Cassimcres. They feel confident of their ability to undersell any other house in the State, from the advantages tbev have in getting their goods. Their goods are bought by the quantify, by one of the Firm who resides in the Northern markets, which gives him the opportunity of taking advantage of the prices of goods, tlierebj' saving at least Twenty-five per cent to the consumer. JJajfOhues saved are Dollars made !"Sja So try us. E. FULLINGS, ' JNO. M. SPRINGS, JNO. P. HEATH. April 10, 18G0. tf T. J. CORPEili0, Surgeon Z3cntistf (Graduate of the Baltimore Denial College,) Can be found at his Office on Tryou street, opposite China Hall, where he will be pleased to receive the calls of those who may require his professional services. February 21, 1800.' 6m Larie Arrivals OF SPRING & SUMMER GOODS, AT KOOIVttAIViV & PHELPS' They have received and are receiving a large stock of ZD it 3?" Goods, Millinery and Ladies' Dress Goods . in endless variety, suitable for the Spring and Summer trade. Particular attention is called to their assortment of Lace Shawls, Points and Mantillas. They have a LARGER STOCK of FINE GOODS than they have ever kept before. They as.'ure those who may deal with them that they will endeavor to give satisfaction both in price and the quality of the Goods, as they are deternrned to sell at such low rates as will tend to the great advantage of purchasers. They have in store A large lot of Ready-made Clothing of various stj-les and qualities at reduced prices. 03 ! 8 J HARDWARE. &c, Of all kinds, kept constantly on hand and for sale on the most reasonable terms. They invite purchasers to give their extensive stock an examination before buying elsewhere. KOOPM ANN & PHELPS. April JO, 18fi0. TAXES. The TAX LISTS for the year 1859 are now in my hands for inspection. Those liable to pay Taxes will please come toward and settle. E. C. GRIER, Sheriff. April 3, 1800. XEW HOTEL near the Depot. UST OPENED for the accommodation of transient Customers and Day Boarders, by . W. W. ELMS. Charlotte, Apl 3. 1860. 6t Madison Furnace, LINCOLN COUNTY, N. C. THE IRON WORKS,, 6 miles East of Lincolnton and 13 miles South of Newton, are now in operation, where all kinds of Castings, such as machinery, cooking ware, f Ac, will be done with dispatch, by superior workmen. at as cheap rates as possible. When the Blast Furnace is not in operation, casting will be done with the cupola. I will also have Hammered Iron made, aud can furn ish farmers and mechanics with anything needed in that line. Also, good Pig Iron for sale. Old metal and Produce taken in exchai..?e for work or Iron. JONAS W. DERR. February 14, I860 4m-pi 10 lj JBtstrrn JS-t morrat. CHARLOTTE, N. C. Fire. We learn from the Rutherfordton Eli an 1 a few j frame houses adjoining, of the Female College at ; fcpartanburg, S. C., were destroyed by fire on the ' 14th inst. The fire originated in the chapel, and was accidental. The loss is said to be from five to ten thousand dollars. 14 pianos were burnt. $2,500 were immediately subscribed to replace the building. The exercises of continued as usual. the College are TriE Mormon Feud. Speculating upon the recent movement in Illinois-, under the leadership of Joe Smith, jr., the St. Louis Republican says: "We are assured that it is seconded not only by the Mormons in Illinois, but in this State, and if only asserted with spirit the Salt Lnkie hierarchy can be crushed out, and the pretentious individual, "prophet, seer,- and rtvelator," who now so com fortably sits enthroned there, and his lecherous advisers, can be made to take the city creek canon, ana niue in tne mountains that surround tne so- ealled Zion. We feel assured that the mass of the people gravitate to the regular succession, which is to be found in the person of Smith. J hey swarm to him as the representative of a re ligious principle, and would not hesitate to throw v . t lav i . off their shackles whenever the opportunity is afforded. We repeat, then, that this movement, if properly directed, discarding; as it does the ob noxious and disgusting features and practices of the Salt Lake tribe, will be more powerful lor good and for reform than all the enactments of the Na tional Legislature, which, after all, if precedent is worth any thing, would prove only so much waste paper, unless crammed down traitorous throats with the bayonet: a thing eert unly not likely to occur until a very over our public men." great chansre conies The assaults upon the President. The constitution eontams tne lion. Allies laylors mi nority report, upon the recent protest of the Presi dent. It is an able and conclusive document. lie snows that were there good reasons lor Deiieving that the President had been guilty of using iiioncjT, patronage, or other improper means to in finance the action of Congress, it was the duty of that body to have made the charges formally, and insti tuted the proceedings for his removal from office. On the contrary, they sought to damage his char acter by ex parte investigations, in which he had no opportunity to defend himself. This undigni fied, ultrapartizan course is properly condemned and exposed, and the disappointed office seeker? and political "strikers" will perhaps find them selves in receipt of the indignation of every honest man. This assault upon Mr Buchanan was dictated by the most unscrupulous party tactics. Nothing but the most desperate necessities of party would in duce any one who values the American name, to degrade the office of President. If the Chief Magistrate of this great confederacy ever becomes unfaithful to his high office if he ever disgraces the chair of Washington and Jefferson with bribe ry and corruption let him be degraded from his high office amid the general execrations and con tempt of the entire American people, without re gard to party; but let no secret, star-chamber in vestigation let no "smelling committee" of mous ing' politicians, hounded on by mercenary pol troons, be allowed to try to affix by implication what they cannot do directly, and thus degrade in the minds of the American people the highest and most exalted official in the civilized world. A1 Y. Day Buulc. Excessive Labor. In the testimony taken in the matter of limiting the hours of labor of women and children in bleaching and dyeing works in New York, one child said that at times, when they were filling heavy orders, he had not been in bed more than sixteen or eighteen hours a week. An other, 11 years of age, stated that he began work at 12 o'clock on Sunday night, and worked until 8 o'clock Monday night, then started again on Tuesday morning, and worked till 12 o'clock at night, and did this for two or three months with out stopping. The foreman stated that the ther mometer in the rooms often stood at l'0 degrees, and in this atmosphere the boys and girls often worked sixteen, seventeen, and eighteen hours per day. A foreman of another establishment stated that for three days of the week, during the sum mer, the girls work twenty hours per day, and that their ages average from ten to eighteen years. The bill to limit the hours of work passed with a large majority. A'. Y (Jour, and Enq. Capital Punishment. The two principal provisions of the New York law, recently passed by the Legislature of that State, in relation to capital punishment, are that the criminal is in no case to be executed until a year after his convic tion, and that the jury have the right of deciding, in every case, whether the punishment shall be death or imprisonment for life. j DISSOLUTION. The firm of T. H. BREM k CO. is this day dissolved by mutual consent. The books and papers are in the hands of T. H. Brem at the Hardware Store of Cochrane & Sample. All persons indebted to said firm will call and settle the same with him; and all persons having claims will present them to him for payment. T. II. BREM, J. A. SADLER. Jr, March 26, 1860. T. L. ALEXANDER. Private Surgical Hospital. We, the nnderiigned, having opened a private Surgi cal Infirmary in the town of Charlotte, are now pre pared to furnish comfortable quarters to those Patients from a distance who may require onr professional ser vices in the treatment of Surgical diseases. The above Institution is located on Main street, in a quiet part 'of the town The buildin2S are new and well ventilated, with good oat-buildings for the accommoda tion of negroes. All diseases of a contagious character will be strict ly excluded. . Communications through the Post Office, addressed to Caldwell k Gibbon, will receive prompt attention. P. C. CALDWELL, M. D. ROBERT GIBBON, M. D. April 17, I860. J. Yv CALDWELL, M. D. j A MAN I'LL ads his OWN CASK.--In the Quarter j Sessions, Philadelphia, recently, ? a man named ! Pierce Kitchen was brought to the stand. His wife i couldu't swear that her husband J$ad ever struck j her, but swore that he indulged' in whiskey and ! failed to support his family. Tlwi 'defendant, who I plead not guilty, said that lawyers Were humbugs, and informed the Court that he wuid plead his own cause. Mr Kitchen spreatti himself, and made a speech. He laced the ;$$ ry and went through the motions in a manner t1it would have done no discredit to any of our be"?!' Quarter Ses sions practitioners lie informed the jury that, having failed to prove that he had ever laid an angry hand upon his wife, he couldn't possibly be convicted of an assault upon her. As to the other charges he pleaded justification. "Mrs Kitchen, gentlemeu of the jury," said Mr Kitchen, "is a member of a church; Mrs Kitchen for.-akes her kitchen, and spends half her time in the church lecture-room. While my breeches are running to seed, and the children going, about with ill-kept noses and dilapidated extremities, Mrs Kitchen is indulging in a confab with a lot of old ladies about the shocking nudity of the South Sea Is landers. While willing to provide for her, gentle men of the jury, 1 ain't willing to feed all the brethren of the church, nor to give Bohea parties to twenty people twice a week neither. If I've got tight on the strength of such a provocation, gentlemen of the jury, it ain't a bit more than the best of you would have done if placed in my cir cumstances; and if you was me, and I was you knowing the case as I do I'd render a verdict of acquittal, and serve the woman right." Having said this, Mr Kitchen discontinued the subject, and the jury placing their heads together rendered a verdict of "Not guilty. J6A Chapel Hill correspondent of the Pe tersburg Express, says: Mr John G. Saxc, who h:is of late acquired a high reputation as a poet, honored us wiMi a visit a few wccks since, when he delivered two lee ,,l o ,i f" . ni . ri turcs. "liove, was tne suDject or nis nrst. lie spoke of the different kinds of love love of country, picturing the statesman and the patriot then the demagogue, sext he described youthful love, or, as he termed it, "love which ir.r: ;es the world go round," giving a laughable though strict ly true" description of the heartless co riette. 'Manly love" came next, in which came the "Model Husband," drawn, he added, "mainly from the imagination," arid the "Model Wife," discov ered by a careful explorer in real life. lie closed his very interesting discourse, by a brief consid eration of "Love Divine." Immense Fortune. A family of sixteen, residing hi this city, had the felicity, a few days ago, of hearing that a rich relative had died recently, in Oregon, leaving a fortune of ?1UO,000, to be divided among ail of his immediate heirs, or their children. The Commissioner of the Court in tiie county in which the wealth' old gentleman died, informed the above mentioned happy family that there were two hundred and one cLiimnnts, most of whom had furnished iucontcstiblu docu mentary evidence of the validity of their claims, and that after paying all expenses, each claimant would receive S:JoU. lhe family aforesaid consti tuted one claimant. Each member of the family will therefore receive out of the 3100,000 the sum ot ss L. 14, which will be remitted to them in Oregon money, on the receipt of their signatures by the Commissioner. 1 ctrrshttrj ( 1 as) U.rjtrrsa. Harey Improved Upon. A gentleman hav ing a refractory horse to handle, oi: Lollingbrook st , yesterday morning, dismounted after various attempts to make him behave, and giving him for a moment to the charge of a servant, stepped into an apothecary establishment, and procured a vial of chloroform. This he applied to the nostrils of the saucy charger, and in haif a minute got him too sleepy to kick up and just docile enough to move long gently, lie mounted and jogged along homeward without further difficulty. Cotton. Seed Oil. A company chartered by the lust Legislature of Tennessee is about putting in operation at Memphis a factory fur the extrac tion of oil from Cotton seed converting into the gold of commerce that which, but a few years ago, wasa troublesome surplussage of the Southern plan tation. I he present capacity ot the works is aOO gallons per day. Enterprise in this direction promises to develop an important source of wealth. -A. 1. Jour, of Commerce. Two lawyers overtaking a wagoner, and thinking to crack a j 'ke on him asked with assumed gravity. "i ray, Mister wagoner, how is it that your fore horse is so fat, and the others so lean?" The wagoner with sharpened Scotch penetration, and knowing them to be of the legal tribe, rctilied : "Well, ye see, the reason is plain the fore horse is a lawyer, and the other two are his clients." The jokers vamoosed instantly. - fiST" Hear what the merry Saxc says of a model husband: I saw a model husband in a dream, Where things are not exactly as they seem; A moral man, to skeptics be it known; The wife he loved and cherished was his own; And for the test I saw the husband wait With horse and chaise five minutes at the gate While Jane put on her things; nor spoke one sour Or bitter word, though waiting half an hour For dinner; and like patience on a throne, He didn't swear to find a button gone. An old toper, in the last stages of the dropsy, was told, by his physician, that nothing would save him but being "tapped." His son, a witty little shaver, objected to this operation, saying : "JJaddy, daddy, don't submit to it, fr you know there never was anything tapped iu our house that lasted more than a week." Bgy Some one who has been curious enough to fathom the April fashions, for the ladies, as set forth in the magazines, saysrin respect to the sea of flounces on the full, feathered dress, that the busy hand of the seamstress must stitch and sew, to finish this one dress, to the extent of nine hun dred and seventy-seven feet. Adi to this wenty three feet fur the waist, and you have one thousand feet, or one mile of sewing in about five dresses. FASCINATION OF ROME. :t The unaccountable charm of the old' hoine cfC'- tho Caesars is thus nicely touched ' upon bj'"oor'v j friend Young, the editor of The AlbionVvW oni t) v;' his letters from Italy: "I am about to leav J$ afler ' a ten weeks' sojourn, with infinite regret -jHxa - puzzled to account for the fascination of a rest I donee here. We have had rain, mud, and cold j weather, ad navsmm; the church ceremonies are tedious; the carnival was a failure; the beggars are importunate and swarming; poverty and degrada tion stare one in the face; the antiquities aro too often jumbled; the frescoes, for the most part, faded; the good pictures in the galleries are one in a dozen; St. Peter's itself is but a series of mag nificent architectural blunders. With all these drawbacks, and half a hundred disappointments, there is no denying the charm (I know not any other suitable word) that Rome exercises over its visitors. It seems to affect the young and the old, the illiterate and the cultivated, those who are susceptible of emotion, and those to whom exter nal objects are alike indifferent. And I have sought in vain to unravel the mystery of this fas cination. The residents see it exemplified, season after season; but lookers on as they arc, they are unable to solve it. I should incline to attribute it to the infinite variety, as well ns number, of the attractions that surround one, were it not that the feeling is shared by not a few of the rnus blase. Some one told me, yesterday, of a veteran traveler who commenced abusing Uomc as 'a dirty old hole of a place,' immediately ott his arrival, kept tip the same cry during, several months' stay, but ended by swearing that, though it was a 'dirty obi hole of a place, he would not have left it if ho had not pid for his j a-sage." . . The Baltimore Opposition Convention. In the leader of the Richmond Whig occurs the following: "It behooves the Baltimore Convention, there fore, to subordinate all personal partialites and sec tional preferences, to the great and patriotic end of nominating a candidate, national in his charac ter and antecedents, and the most available in all of the Confederacy. There are many such men in the Conservative Opposition ranks. At the South, there arc Crittenden, Bell, Rives, Graham, Stuart; and at the North, Everett, Hunter, Fuller, Win throp, and many others. We have studiously omitted to mention one John Minor Botts for tbo reason that his pretensions are simply ridiculous, and for the further reason thai, though nominated by a thousand Conventions, he would wcarcely poll fifty thousand votes in all the Southern States." If our neighbor had added, "and not one we have named can certainly carry a st'nyle State in' all the Union," he would not been very far from the mark. lllrhmond lumpiircr. Starvation and Cannibalism. The wreck is announced of the ship Constant, from Sydney for Manilla, on a sunken reef. The ship appears to have broken up almost immediately afterwards, the crew escaping in the boats, but with scarcely any provisions or water. For days and days, exposed to a scorching sun, they suffered fearfully, and the horrors they subsequently endured were of a character almost unheard of. They left the wreck in the boats on the 17th of July. From that time till the 1st of Sept. they visited several " Islands in the hope of obtaining food, but failed. They then resolved to draw lots as to which of them should sacrih'e his life lor their benefit, and after five days' deliberation .they killed one of the groesand his body was quickly devoured. Some days afterwards they resolved to murder another negro for the same purpose. J he man was asleep , at the time, but, waking up and hearing of their , intention, attempted to escape by jumping over- , board. A shot fired by one of the crew killed . him on the spot, and his body was eaten. In this horrible manner the crew subsisted till the 29th of September, when they were picked up and landed at Sourabaya, most of them being iu a shocking state. A NEGRO MARRIAGE. We clip the following from a late number of the Montgomery (Ala.) Mail. I he lollowing marriage ceremony 1 recently ob tained from one of my negroes, and if you think it will interest any of your readers, you may publish it: "Here is a couple who have walked over to-night, wishing to be joined in, and through love and wishing all dem dat have any ting twixen dent come toward and speak now, if not, let dem hold dar peace now and forever more. I wants every car to hear and every heart to enjoy." "Mr Jim 1 ompson, whomsoever stands fautly by your left side, you take her for jour dearly beloved wife, to wait on her through sickness and through health, safe and be safe, holy and be holy, loving and be loving? Do you love her mother? Do you love her father? Do you love her brothers? Do you love her sisters? Do you love her master? Do you love her mistress; but do you love God the best?" Answer "I do." "Miss Mary Thompson, whomsoever stands fast- ly by your right fide, do yoa take to be your dear beloved husband, to wait on him through health and through conflutien safe, holy & be holy? Do you love his mother? Do you love his father? Do you love his brother? Do you love his sisters Do you love God the best?" Answer "I will." "I shall pronounce Mr Jim to hold Miss Mary fast by the right hand, and I shall pronounce you both to be man aud wife. We shall hope and trust that you may live right, that you may die right, now and forever more. Now Mr Jim, slew your bride. Let us wng a hymn: "Plunged in a gulf of dark despair, Yc wreched sinnera are ic. Why is a horse the most miserable of animals? Because hi thoughts are always on the rack. Tranquil pleasures last the -longest. We are not fitted to bear long the burden of great joys, A certain Irish attorney says: "No printer should ever publish a death unless apprised of the fact by the party deceased." In Indiana aoouple can get a Judge to break the matrimonial ties and turn right round and get a Justice of peace to repair them.

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