uy .--.i rj.t:' ?!J -,f '.---5 -A i ; : V - : II I r 111 III 111 I t? JL JLU $3 : Per Annum--"' IN ABVANCE-ti ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF TRADE STREET - CHARACTER IS AS ' IMPORTANT TO STATES AS IT IS TO INDIVIDUALS, AND THB GLORY OF i THE ONE IS THE : COMMON PROPERTY . OF THS OTHIlt WM J YATES. Editor and Propreitor. CHARLOTTE, N. C, TUESDAY, JULY 2, 1867. FIFTEENTO VOLUME IV UHBE Ut'llil rnAKY'l ';'":"":!:" !-'-'-. ' .X I . i . r a . a "'-'. I III . 1: rv- ' .v'!Y THE (QPublisilicd every Tuesday,) t BY - .WILLIAM J. YATES, C EDITOR A5D PROPRIETOR. O 5 3 PER ANNUM, in advance. $ 2 for six months. gy- Transient advertisements must be paid for 7 .. . . . . . . . in tdvance. uoiluary nonces are cnargea aavertis- ing rates. j Advertisements not marked on the manuscript J :c , :u i. :n..,in.i ,. ..1:1 iv.i.;,i ., .1 ! for a specific time, will be inserted until forbid, and charged accordingly. $1 per square of 10 lines or less will be charged for each insertion, unless the advertisement is in serted 2 months or more. A L a e: - 12 OF SPEING GOODS Fine white received at and colored Marst'illos Quilts, just BAUKLNGEIl, WULFE & COS. Ladies' French Dimitry Skirts, India Twilled Long Ciolh, Linen I)re3 (Joods, Extra Fine Lace Collars and Culls, Valencine Lace, Cleuy Lace, Black Silk Guper Lace. Call and examine our New Goods. RAURINGER, WOLFE & CO. Irish Linen of an extra quality ; Bleached Shirting, extra quality. Call soon. Black Challey for Mourning Dresses, English Crape and English f.rnpe Veils, at BAliKINGEil, WOLFE & COS. April 15, I8G7. JUST RECEIVED AT M. QUERY'S NEV STORE, c. A large and well selected Stock of 8PUI.U AXD SUJJ.3:U tiOODS. DRV GOOD., at extremely low .rices. WHITE GOODS, a full asscntmeut, which will be Sold low for cash. TRIMMINGS Our stock of Trinuningr is com plete, and was svlected with care. A full assortment of YANKEE NOTIONS and FANCY GOODS. HOOP SKIRTS Bradley's Paris Trail Skirts the most popular Skirt uow worn all izes Ladies, children and Misses. KID GLOVES all colors and sizrs. of the best article Ladies' and Children's .Milts, all sizes, and of the best quality. FANS' AND PARASOLS A full assortment of all kind. SHOES Ladies', Children's and Misses' boots, Ehoes and gaiters, of the best Philadelphia make. Also, Men's and Boy's shoes and hats. lMCXXiXiXDi3'3SIS7."Sr. MRS. QUERY would inform her friends that the has spared no pains in selecting her toek of Millinery and Trimming'; and having had a long experience in the business lVels satisfied that she tan please all who will favor her with a call. Bonnets anil Hats made and trimmed to order, on the most reasonable terms and shortest notice. Dre.se? Cut, Fitted, Trimmed and made, on reason able terms and at short notice. Our terms are strictly Cash. Our motto is, small profit, and just dealing to all. April I, 1807. MIX Ei WA I T E SD. A Chance to Make Money, The subscriber wiil purchase Bones at 50 cents per hundred, delivered at Concord Factory, or at any Railroad Depot between Charlotte and Greens boro. Cash paid on delivery. Those who will accumulate Bones in quantities at any point on the Railroad lines, and inform the subscriber, arrangements will be made for their purchase. 11. E. McDON A LD, April 1, 18G7 tf Concord, N C. " NORTH CAROLiNA Military and Polygenic Academy. A Great School of Millicmulicnl . I'ltyxicl Sciences, together with Laiigutigrf, Litratue, J'olilical Econ omy, jc. The 2d Session of the 9th Academic year begins July 1st, l-.7. Diplomas conferred upon graduates jn the Regular Course. A Special Course of Engineering, Architecture and Drawing is ollVred to thos-e who wish to qualify themselves for Surveyors, Civil Engineers, &c., which they may follow throughout, or in part, to the exclusion of studies unnecessary to their purpose. A Commercial Course given to those who wish to prepare themselves for business life. No Military duties except enough drill for healthy exercise. Expenses moderate, location healthy. For Circulars containing full particulars address, Gbn'l II. E. COLSTON, Supt. May 27, 18G7 0v Hillsborough, X. C. COOKflXitt STOVES, Or THE NEATEST AND MiST Sl'PKUIOK PATTERN. XX. 33 "ST XE3 a Xa "2", Springs' Building, Charlotte, N. C, Has for sale "Spear's .nti-2ittst Cooking JS TO F-E"." which, for eveiy variety ef cooking find great economy in fuel, cauaot be surpassed by Any Stove heretofore used. Everybody who has used one of these Stoves testify that, for convenience in cookinsr, dniability ftud cleanliness, they are far preferable to all other patterns. Call and see thetu. D. H. BYEHLY lias also on hand a good as Eonmeut of Tin, Japan and Sheet-Iron Ware such urticles as are necessary for house-keeping. t&r TIN'-WAUE made to order at ihort notice pn reasonable terms. JtSgr RIPAIU17.G proniTMlv executed, I ' IL BYEHLY,. Springs' Building, Charlotte, X. C. March 25, I SG7 NEW GOODS! XGW GOODS! S . B . .13 E A C E2 n , Is now receiving and opening his Spring stock of DRY GOODS, Comprising every nrtuie wauled by the people, t V-rrKt fr Paah iinil einrA llto frri.-H j .. 1 ... . 1 I keep constantly on hand all kinds of goods, viz Dry Goods, a general assortment. Vankee Xotious, " Hats and Caps, Boats and ?hoes, Wooden Ware, k .1 Leather of all kinds, - Hardware, Cutlery, Guns, tc. Groceries of all Kinds, Consisting of Bacon, Lard, Hams, Sugar, Coffee, Fish, Flour, Meal, Pickles, &c , ic. I will sell any of thr above very low. All I wish is a call from any one before purchasing.. My motto jjs, quick S'Ues and short profits Auil 29, 1HC7. S. U. MEACHAM. THE COTTON TRADE. The New York Shipping and Commercial List of the 15th June, publishes the following in reference to the Cotton trade : "Such English authorities "as are noted for keeping careful and precise accounts of the movements of Cotton, together with the future prospects of the trade, are unanimous in the opinion that Cotton has about touched bottom ; that the point has been reached at which con- I suniers, in J.ngla.pd and on the continent, can Il i 1 i l. 1 . C J ouy ireeiy ana wont to a moaeraie prom, anu hence, that there is now a legitimate foundation for ijeaituy business. On the other hand, the J . .... , supply is so ample (80,000 bales of all kinds at Liverpool Juuc 1,) aud the absence ol spcula- tion eo marked, that no itnportaut advance is looked for, recent indications pointing to II a 11 J pence as the natural price, at present, l'or Middling American. Owing to the low figure at which the stock in this country has been reduced through the free shipments of last winter and f-pring, English spinners have apparently made up their minds that from July 1st to December 1st they can, practically speaking, receive fcarcely any cotton from this side the Atlantic, but they do not argue Iroru this probability that any material advance in price U likely to follow. They are clearly of opinion that the import of the India staple will increase in the same de gree that the arrivals of the American fall off, and thus, with the stock kept pretty full till Jate in the Autumn, little change in price will probably take place, aside lroui the possible widening of the margin which at present exists Letwccu Surats and American. ILsisac, Cores. Ac. Thomastown Lime. Corn and Flour, for sale at the lowest price at the Charlotte St S. C. Railroad Depot. Feb 25,' 1867. W. W. TEG RAM. And npwnrds, at the PEIOTOCiKAI'IlIC GU.LKKY Over Jas. llarty & Co's Store, nest to the Court House. Call and pet a superb likeness of yourself and family, at low rates according to style and linish. Copes taken of old I'ict ures in a superior manner. Satisfaction guarantied at tlie Gallerj- of 11. i;au.igartent, May 6, 18G7. Next to Court House GROCERIES 11 a 31 m 0 n d & Mclaughlin Have just received a large assortment of Groceries, which they oiler for sale at reduced prices. Their Stock consists, in part, of the following articles : 40 Sacks prime Rio CofFee, 30 Barrels Sugar all grade?, Hog. heads Supar 3 ellow, Barrels Molasses assorted grades, Hogsheads Molasses Cuba, Harrels Potomac Shad, Half barrels Potomac Shad. 5 25 5 10 10 10 Quaiter Barrels Potomac Shad, 10 Half " Family Mackerel, 10 Quarter " " 4o Kits, No 1 and 2, " 100 Sacks Liverpool Salt. 50 Boxes fine English Dairy Cheese, 50 " Adamantine Candles, 50 ' assorted Slick Candy, 23 " Laer Raisin?, Fine Lot of Bacon X. C. and Western, " " Flour, (Torn and Corn Meal, Codfish and Irish Potatoes, Hemlock Leather. Iron and Nails all sizes, Bale Vain and Shirting, Fresh Cove Oysters, Sardines and Pickles, Sauces, Flavoring Extracts, Soda Crackers, &c. And every other article usually found in a Gro cery and Prevision Store. We invite the attention of country merchants and others to our stock, and solicit an examination. Hammond & Mclaughlin. May 27, 18G7 tf Si:l. of -V. ai oln:, igccklciilii8g Co. Court of J'leaf .5 (Quarter Snsi-ions April Term, 1S67. M. L. Wriston, agent, vs. A. E. Collier. Attachment Levied on 1 Ilou?e and Lot in the City of Charlotte. It appearing to the satisfaction of the court, that the defendant, J. E. Collier, resides beyond the limits of this State, on motion it is ordered by the court that publication be made, for six weeks in the Western Democrat, notifying the said defendant to be and appear at the next Court of Pleas and Quar ter Sessions, to be held for the county of Mecklen burg, at the Court House in Charlotte, on the 2d Monday in July next, then and there to answer, plead or replevy, or judgment final will be taken against him and properly levied U2on condemned to plaintitrs use. Witness, William Maxwell, Clerk of our said court at office, the 2d Monday in April, A. D . 18G7. 70-Hw " WM. MAXWELL, Clerk. Stale of . Carol inn, MecKlenburg Co. Court of 1'leas y Quarter Sessions April Term, 18G7. Wm. M. P.ailv, Administrator of James Alexander, deceased, vs. the Htirs at Law of James Alex ander, deceast d. Petition to Sell Real Estate. It appearing to the satisfaction of the Court, that J. M. Thorn and wife I.ahcIIa, one of the defendants i in this case, reside beyond ihe limits of this S:ate, ! it is therefore, on motion, ordered by the court that j publication be made, for six successive weeks, in j the Western Democrat, notifying the said defendant I of the filing of this petition, and that unless they appear at the next term of this court to be held for the county of Mecklenburg, at the court house in Charlotte, on the 2d Monday in July next, and an swer the petition, the same will be taken pro ton fciso and heard expat tee as to them. Wit ness, William Maxwell. Clerk of our said court at oilice, the 2d Monday in April. 17. 70-G.v WJl MAXWELL. Clerk. State of'.V Cai olina, jIcck .cubing Co j Court of ritJS $ Quarter Sessions .4r7 Term, 1S67 i Wm. P. Robinson vs. John H. Allen. ! Attachment Levied on 100 bushels Corn, 2.000 lbs. Fodder and Hay. 700 lbs. Seed Cotton, 1 Rifle Gun ! and a lot of Shucks. j It appearing to the satisfaction of the court, that j the defendant in this case resides beyond the limits j of this Stale, on ruotiou it is orderid by the court j that publication be made, for six weeks in the j Western Democrat, notifying the said defendant to j j hf and appear at the next Court of Pleas and Quar 1 J ter Sessioas, to be held for the county of Mecklen- j burg, at the court house in Charlotte, on the 2d j j Monday in July next, then and thers to answer, plead or replevy, or judgment final i!l be taken j j against him, and the property levied on condemned : to plaintiffs H.e. ! Witness, William Maxwell, Clerk of tur said ceart at office, the 2d Monday In April, A. D., 1867. T0-6w VM. MAXWELL, Clerk. From the N. Y. Evening Post (Radical.) THE JULY MEETING OF CONGRESS General Sickles has sent in his resignation, and asked for a court of inquiry. It is very probable that Geneaal Grant will tell him to re main at his post and obey the orders which may be sent him. That is the duty of an officer of the army, and not to resign his post when he discovers that he has made a mistake A letter from a well informed correspondent in Washington, himself a Republican, and what i is called a "radical," revoald some of the motives which inspire some of those who cry aloud for a meeting of Congress in July. It is not the Reconstruction act which they are so anxiou about, but the tariff and the impeachment of the President. . The high tariff men are not yet satisfied. They were badly beaten and bitterly disappoint ed at the last session; they are now ip haste to complete the ruin of the country, and mean to use Congress, if they bring about & July meet ing, to still further increase the import duties, and put the American people entirely at the mercy of wealthy manufacturing monopolists. One hundred and twenty per cent is not enough tor tneui; and tuey long tor two nunurea per cent; and the thought of profit makes them eager and fierce. So, too, the disappointed movers of the im peachment are eager for another chance. The long secret investigation by the House Judi ciary committee failed to revesl any facts upon which to ground an impeachment of the Presi dent; that was the decision of the committee, which sat during mauy. months. But Ashley and Butler will not be denied; they want an other chance; they hope to get up a popular ex citement about Mr Staubcrry's opinion; and up on that carry their point. The people ought to know that these are some of the motives which influence some men in de- manding a meeting of Congress in July. As j for any others the Reconstruction Act so far j appears to work well; the Tribune itself admits j that it is fairly and squarely accepted by the ; people of the Southern States. It says : "The Southern people accepted the Military bill manfully, and have endeavored to act under its provisions. Instead of apathy, and wrath, and discontent, wo have found them eager and painstaking in their efforts to reorganize their political system under the Military bill. If the work is arrested, they are not to blame; and we have no right to increase the conditions imposed last March." Registration is going on in the Southern States. Peace and order prevail there. Speech is so free that Senator Wilson says he has every where been kindly received and patiently heard, and when Mr Ktlley was disturbed by what General Swayne officially calls "an unpremedi tated" riot, his political opponents the next day puLlicly united io a request to him to repeat his speech, and themselves, over their names, guarantied him sale from interruption. The commanding generals are authorized to do jus tice in their own courts if the local courts re fuse, or if they think it best to act by the mili tary courts. Thus security to life and property is abundantly provided for. What, then, is the use of tinkering the Re construction act? What is to be gained by it? Political schemers and grumblers, north and south, may hope to gain, but the people can on ly lose. 1 -- Blackberries. The grocers and country merchants evory where will buy dried black beriics, dried cherries and dried fruit generally. Exchange. We hope some merchant in Charlotte will make arrangements to buy and ship blackberries. BEXTISTKY. DR. WM E. CARR, late of Wilmington, having located in Charlotte, is prepared to attend promptly to all calls relating to his profession. Having had seventec n years experience in the practice of Den tistry, he is satisfied that he can please all who may give him a call. All woik done with reference to neatness, dura bility and dispatch. Office over Barringer, Wolfe & Co's, where he can be found at all hours of the day. All work warranted to give entire satisfac faction. Teeth filled and extracted without pain. June 10, 167. 6m .fUST RECEIVED AT XTTilJsoxi. Bros., Embroidered Bareges, Striped Mozatubiques, Plain Mozambique?, Lawns, Striped Poplins, and a good assortment of Prints. May 6, 18t7. HAVE YOU SEEN THE ELEPHANT ! If not just walk down to PRESSON 6l GRAY'S Family Grocery and Proyisiou Store, Where they are daily receiving fresh supplies of Groceries of every description, and buy .your sup plies while the Horse and Wagon is standing before the door ready to convey your purchases to your house anywhere within the corporate limits, free of charge. R. M. PRESSON. June 10, 1867. N. GRAY. J. E. STEN HOUSE, New York ALLAN M A CAUL AY, Charlotte, N. C. STENHOUSE & MACAULAY, COMMISSION MERCHANTS, 42 Slonc Street, tew York. Prompt personal attention given to the sale of Cotton, Cotton Yarns, Naval Stores, &c.f and the purchase of Merchandise generally. Consignments solicited. June 10, 1867. Grocery and Provision Store. Under the Mansion House, opposite the Springs Building. I have on band, and will constantly keep, Corn Meal, Flour, Bacon, Lard, and Country Produce generally- - - Also, Sugar, Coffee, Crackers, Mol-sses, and in fact everything Id the Grocery line a family may need. - I Lave also a fine lot of Northern Potatoes and some very fine No. 1 Mackerel. I will sell as cheap as the cheapest. Try mi. 2- The highest market price will be paid for country produce of all kinds, Feb 18, 1867. 6a. A. BERRYHILL. THB DUTY OP THB HOUR. It is a promising sign of the times that in all portions of the Union independent journals are 1 presenting the question of reconstruction to busi ness men, and urging them to look at it from the standpoint of national and individual prosperity, and not mere party success In a late number of the Boston Herald we find the following, which is too good to be overlooked : "If the time has not yet come when the Amer ican people can attend to their material interests, we are at loss to know when it will come. Two years of peace Lave been spent in experiment up- uu me political reconstruction ot tue ooiitnern States, and the people of the South nor seem to be proceeding with commendabla promptness in carrying out the plan prepared by Congress for their admission into the Union. They may safe ly be left to themselves an(J the officers of the Gov ernment charged with superintending the reor ganization of society in that section, and the at tention of the masses of the people,- both North and South, can be directed to the material inter ests of the country that have been so long neg lected. So far as the people are . concerned we are satisfied thai they are ready to take this com mon sense view of the question. They have had enough of contention and strife to last them for a generation. They have had enough of debt and taxation to satisfy their wildest aspirations in that direction. They are sick and tired of the warfare thathas been waged on abstract questions. They know ell enough that our material inter ests have been allowed to suffer, and the country languishes under the oppressive burdens that im practicable men have piled upon it. They now want a chance to use their capital and devote their labor to the, reparation of the damages sus tained iu the war. Why should they not be al lowed to attend to their own - affairs, and by the exercise of an enlightened self-interest, go on de veloping the resources of the country aud accu mulating wealth to lighten the burdens under which we labor ? The schemes of politicians are all that prevent this desirable consummation. The couutry languishes for the want of practical statesmen in place of political mountebanks who have wormed their way into, office. The great question now to be met in this country is the financial question; but every body knows that Congress takes hold of that question last and de votes to it the least of its time. The condition of the currency, the rate of taxation, and the redemp tion of the mortgaged wealth of the country from the hands of its creditors, aie subjects that have never yet been handled as though they had any thing to do with the material prosperity of the country. Business men see that trade and pro duction languish, that money is scarce, though the currency has been expanded to twice its nor mal volume, ;;ud that these two evils are driving business out of the country and retarding the de velopment of our lesources. If we go on in this way, how shall we escape bankruptcy and ruin ? We confess that the prospect is dark, and that it is growing darker every day while . we continue on our present course. We see no hope except in the good sense of the people, who are grow ing restive under burdens, and who already man ifest a disposition to inquire what benefit they are to receive for the lavish expenditure of their money;" WAR OP RACES. The war of races into which venal demagogues are seducing the colored people of the South, presents one feature which should engage the attention of those who are thus cruelly victimized. Let not any temporary or-local strength deceive the black people, aud engage them in such a couflict; for in a very few years they will le re duced everywhere to a helpless minority. Gov ernor Brown, of Georgia, well explains this in a late speech, thus : 'You should remember, that as soon as this political question is settled a large number of people from other States of the Union and other countries will come here, and settle among us. Nearly all who como will be white men. This will cause our race to increase in numbers much faster than yours. Look, for instance, at some of the North western States where twenty-five years ago the country was a wilderness, and now the State has half a million or a million of inhab itants. They have not been raised there. The great mass has poured in from other places wbere the population was too thick, and filled up the country and made a great State in a few years. But you must recollect there are very few black people among them. So our territory will be filled up after a time with a large population You will then be greatly in the minority. You can look .nly to the natural increase of your race, and not to increase from abroad. Doubtless you have noticed since you are free that you are not increasing as fast as )'ou did before. You see few 3Toung children of your race. There are causes for this that I need not now explain. I titnply call your attention to the fact. It follows then that with a quarrel between us, or a war of nces, you would be-mostly injured, by it. Mark this, and when any man, whether from the North or South, whether white or black, encourages you to quarrel with us, or to make war upon us, recollect he is neither your fiiend nor our friend, nor the fiiend of the country, but he is control led by selfishness and has . some bad object to accomplish." Distinguished Confederates Abroad. Forney writes from London, May 2Gth, to his Chronicie : ''John C. Breckenridgc .3 frequently seen at the Laogham Hotel, where I am stopping, wo fully chaDged in appearance. Judah P. Ben jimin is a practitioner at the London bar, and, unlike Breckenridge, does not entertain the slightest hope of being restored to his rights.- He is also said to be the American editor of the London Telegraph, and the writer of the articles that now delight the Tory readers of that paper eulogistic of Jefferson Davis snd the ''Lost Cuse." The well known George N: Sanders is also so journing in London, and has just passed through the. courts of bankruptcy tor certain individual obligations. The violent Lewis P. Wig-all, of Texas, also herer is collec ting the lists of those who invested in the cele brated cotton loans of the Confederate Gorern- t stent, and in its other securities. . If EW PROCESS , s Or Making Tar, Fitch and Turpentine from Pine Wood. x The following account from the New Orleans Crescent of a new process of manufacturing tar, turpentine, and rosin, will be of interest : By invitation of the parties connected with the new works on St. Peter street, foh distilling pine wood, we visited them a few days since, and, thinking it a matter of no little importance to oar citizens, especially those who reside at a distance, we have concluded to give them the benefit of oar investigation. The works we saw re capable only of distilling one cord per day, being erected merely to show the process and the amount of products that could be realized from a given quantity of wood. " They were in full operation when we arrived, and we will briefly state what we saw and learned from the owner of the patents, "who was present : The retort which contained the wood is en closed with brick, the top and bottom being alone exposed. From a pipe connected with the bottom of the retort, a stream of pitch was constantly exuding,' while from a condenser con nected by a larger pipe with the top of the re tort, the crude turpentine and, pyroligenous acids were running in quite a largo stream. These allowed to settle in a receiver, separate themselves, and the turpentine is drawn off and introduced into a still. From a condenser con nected with the still, the clear, pure spirits of turpentine was collected in a receiver . ready for market. A good article of rosin was also taken from the still. We never saw a finer article of turpentine, and among the numbar present was an old manufacturer, who pronounced the pro cess a complete success, and that there was no doubt it would entirely supercede . the old way of manufacturing. After all the crude material has passed from the retort to the condenser, the connection between the two is closed the fire increased and the wood charred. The whole thing is simple and yet complete, and we should judge the works could be had at a small expense. The patentee informed us that he has already disposed of quite a number of rights, and that the parties purchasing were busily engaged in putting up their works, and would soon have them in full operation. This we were glad to learn, as everything of the kind adds to the future wealth of the South, and we confidently believe that as soon as it is general ly known this will become a great and impor tant branch of business wherever there is any pine wood to be found. We annex - a list, as given us, of the average yield by it from one cord of our fat pine wood: twenty -five gallons spirits turpentine, one hundred gallons pyroli genous acid, one barrel rosiu, one barrel pitch, two barrels tar, fifty bushels charcoal. PLAIN AS MUD. Two aged, innocent and good natured "cullud citizens" met near a street corner a few days since, when the following dialogue ensued : Clem "I say, Mr J ulius, has you requestered yet?" Julius "No, de doctors said I'se taken nuf already." Clem "No, Mr Julius, I dosent mean some thing to eat, 1 mean do you hab your name writ down, so you can vote." Julius "Oh, no, I'se corrupted from reques ters, I is." Clem "Dats funny. Why Mr Julius I'se known you for a long time an fur as I know, I titik jouse qualified. Cant you swar to sport the constitushuo of the nited States V , Julius "Course I kin, but dats de part dat makes me so ccrnuberous; and furder, wat de debbil dey wants us to sport de censtitushun ob de. nited States, when dey keep telling us dat de constitushuo ob dc nited States gwine sport us. kin hardly sport myself, dats it." Clem "Den Mr Julius, you'll be lef out in de cole, and de other members of the sit ty wont recognize you, dat dey wont." Julius "As for dat, eben when I support de constitushun I wont be any better; why if my old boss would see me he would'nt recognize me. Look at my close, is the constitushuo gwine to issue wittlcs and close and tend us when we sick like we had before the war." Cleiu " Wheo de leotion is over den jou ean git what you wants if you yotc wid ; de aciety." Julius "What I gwine to do to eat in de meantime 7 Oh no, Mr Clem,- I'se gwine to lono till I work and let all dat a a congloberation see wnat gwine on. Clem -"Mr Julius, if you jine de society, jou can get eberything to read and get paid for reading; besides, I heard a white gemmao say the oder day that if we vote right, de govern ment would gib us our wittlcs for our close." Julius (thoughtfully) ''Git my wittles for my close I My wittles for my close. Yes, yes, my wittles for my close. Can t he gib me my close for my wittles; now explain dat, will you." Clem "Why didn't you hear de reason at de meet in last Saturday. De government . can't tell how many dare is ob ns till we all vote de right way; f o as to tell how much to send. Be sides, didn't the speaker tell you on dat occasion why de government freed us?" Julius "I disremember particular de re marks." . . Clem "Well didn't he say dat de exigency ob de coouberous expostulary in de inclemency ob de satisfaction is de obstructionary quense cobse ob de disruption in - phylax management ob de government. Dat de sociability ob de season will collapse and agitate wid de hensnoot in de centre of de ker foodies, il'de colored citi zen don't recuperate in oonubril spear, and vibrate wid de agitation and de salubrity of de brain. Darfore quenseconily, de government will expomitate de conslemity ob de vehicle ob de Union, and. cause dc peiliminary to de per judy ob de collud citizens, and den- Julius ' Well if dat de case I'se gwine to jine wid you right off." , V - ' - Jefferson Davis was bora in Todd conntv, Ken tucky, and was sixlv vears old on the 3d- ;dav of m w T 4 1 Jqne, ) POR COURTING- v The following good . advio on the above jb ject is from the pen of John Quill, who seems to have had rather a blissful experience in relation to such matters : ; 1. Never go courting the girls parents.' Yda'd better edge up to the charmer herself at once ; for you can't marry her if you don't try, ualesa she wants you, and you may be able to even if the old folks are hard on you. ' ' ! 2. By all means get the girl's ma down on you as much as possible. If tht old lady, is always blowing against' you, tht Httla dear be gins to take your part, and can't help' loriog you. 1 did tbis way, and my present mother-in-law used to throw brooms and washboards at me, and teach the dog to bite me in the trovsers as 1 climbed over the fenoe. She's got over it now, and lives t my house without paying board. If remorse festers in her soul io conse quence of her conduct, however, I haven't noticed it yet. ' 3. If you see any other fellows nrowHoe about always euchre them if you can. If you see one of them buying tickets for the opera, go right up and make an engagement with the girl, and get your , tickets afterwards; and; when they visit the house always act as if you were at homo and they were only visitors, and never leavo first. I always did this, and have frequency sat until daybreak, while the fair one snored away 00 the sofa. You can't bluff me. No, sir, ha I ha ! I guess not. , I would shave ' been there yet if the fellow had stayed. . , ' 4. If the old man has worldly wealth, express a dislike to greenbacks, and a hankering after love in a small house. ' , 5. Wheo you inquire if she will have jou, don't fall on your knees it's ridiculous, besides being rough on trousers. Just take her hand and speak out like a man. ; . A G. When you are engaged, don't go off like an old jackass, and begin buying teaspoons, and wash boilers, and candles. Its very unwise nd excites comment. Why I recollect I was so glad that I went right off and purchased a baby jumper and a gum ring. It was a long while ere those things were necessary, and the baby jumper had shrunk so that when We pot the first of the little Quills into it, it suddenly jerked up, and came frightfully near battering the de voted child's brains out against the ceiling, while the gum ring, having been kept in box with cock roach poison, threw the baby into fits, and he (it was a boy) bad spaims io the crib for four days. . ". 7. If a girl refuses you don't give it up, but try it again. Because two negatives make aa affirmative in grammar; however, don't con sider yourself accepted when a girl jilts you twice. I asked one female forty-one times, and at last she got to expect it whenever I came,' and sometimes would holler out "No 1" from the top of the stairs before I got fairly io the bouse. 8 Kiss all the little children io a house, even, if they are dirty and do smear m6lasses caody, in your hair. Let the boy play horse with you and make a fool of you generally. It is a trump card if you play it right. 9. And finally, if there are. two sisters, and the old one is jealous, get some one to choke her off while you go io for the younger. I did that". once, and used to get my friends to ask the senior girl out every evening; but she found me out and used to arrange hair Dins in the sofa cushions before she went out, so that it was ex' tremely uncomfortable. , . : Awards to Americans at thc Pabw Expo 6ITION. The State Department has information, through Cotnmi.xsioner Beckwith, that of 524. United States exhibitors at Pari, 262 have re ceived prizes, viz : 4 Grand prizes, 17 Gold, 03 Silver and 103 Bronze medals. Seventy-nine ex hibitors received honorable mention. Defaced Greenbacks. We have several times notified the public, that torn or defaced greenbacks and fractional corrcnoy, will not he received at tho National Banks, only at a heavy ' disoount. We received a 91 bill from a friend which has a picoe torn off at one corner,. about the size of a quarter of a dollar, whiob . will no$ pass for any thing on our Btreets, and for which . we can only get 85 or 00 cents at the Bank. This is no fault of the Banks, but in accordance with instructions from Washington City. But ' for all we can see, it is a direct fraud upon the ' people T Bills which have boles io them or. small pieces torn from tbem, are all discouoted, at a loss. ' The Banks require the bills to be returned to them perfect, with all the parts at tached, or they discount tbem st a loss. The Difference Mr John Hannah, who has been for thirty-one years keeper of the Hock -Lighthouse, at the entrance to the Mersey, and. ' must, therefore, have had many opportunities for judging, says that the body of a drowned woman always rises with the face, upward, and floats on the back. The body of a man rises . with the back upward, and floats with the face ". downward. . ' ' ; ' Hon. Geo. C. Gorham, who has been nomfo ated by the republicans for Governor of Califor oia, was twenty years ago a newspaper carrier in New London, Conn., getting bis schooling and paying bis way by his own exertions. He has been an editor and a lawyer, and is at pre sent clerk of the Supreme Court of California. ' A Text Not in the Bible. Her. J. I), ' Fulton "preached a sermon" in Boston last San. day, from the text "What shall be dooe- with Jefferson Davis ?" It is soaroely neoessary to 1 say that a minister so false to Lis God, : was false also to usao; and instead of .enforcing the" charities which distinguish Christiana from ' savsges, howled for blood like a wolf. . Sensible Judge Aldricb, of South Caro . -lios, who had been invited to address the freed:. mepj declines doiog eo, before the crops are laid by. He says 'fauch meetioga, jjow, will do iali calculable mischief will interrupt all the farm work and may endanger ine crop. . )Yhen the erotvs are laid bvllie Dromises to make them a w ' speech. We hope bis advice will be followed. RULES