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The powers granted under the Consiitution, being derived from the People of the Vnit d States, may he resumed by them whenever perverted to their injury or oppression!'—Madison. 5.1 CHARLOTTE, TVORTH-CAROL.I1VA, AUO. 8, 1845. ^OTMBER 231. CHAEI0TT1, FRIDAY MORNINa, AUGUST 8, 1845. We are able this week to issue bui half a sheet, in consequence of the sickness of two of our workmen. We regret this, but it is such an oc currence as \vc cannot avoid or remedy, at the pro* icn:. FIUE. The quiet of our village was disturbed on Sun- evening last, riboul 8 o’clock, by the cry of fire! Od procettling to the spot, the stable of Alexander Iraham, Esq , was found enveloped in flumes. It, r.’.h all its contents, and one valuable horse were ronf’jmcd, nnd two other horses badly burnt, though ro uaders'anJ there is a probability of their recov cr.ng. The firo^was fust discovered in the loft of ;,e stable among the hay, and none doubts its being .^e v'o:k cf an incendiaiv. ELECTIONS. •_=n '.he 1th instant, the eleciions look place in In- iiiana. tor ten members of Congress and the State Legisliiure; on the same day in Kentucky, for ten ! members ol Congress and the State Legislature; in Alabama, same day, for seven members of Congress lad the State' L' gislaiure; in Illinois, on the same lay, for State Legislature; Missouri, 4ih, for State .cgisiature; in North Carolina, on the 7ih, (or nine rr^cn.bors of Congress; in Tt-nnessee, for Governor, ’ rcn nenibi rs of Congress, and Slate Lt gislalure. iiie I e;;i$Uiure elected as above, in Tennessee and !r.aiaiia, will have to clfct eacn a U. States Senator. Ye shall soon begm to receive the returns, anJ ' to be able to record a series of Dcmocralic itnphs. .NO WAR. i Ashlel >;iii.h, just returned from England ■ '1 x;!^, says th:it neither Ir A..1 Hi'er!- re in a: y way in ou ^ G5, arid that they will use ihtir utmost exertions to | ’issuade Mexico from declaring war agamst us. i le savs he feels certain we shall have no war about ] Texas, not even with Mexico. The news we copy ! Ltlow from the Baltimore Argus, then, may be set From the Baltimore Argus. LATER AND IMPORTANT FROM MEXICO PROSPECT OF WAR! By the arrival of the Mexican brig Delfina, at New Orleans, on the 23d ult., from Vera Cruz, dates to the 3d ult., from that place, and of the city of Mexico to the 28th June, have been received.— We give the following condensation ol the news from our New Orleans exchanges;— The news brought by this vessel is a continuation of the old story—that Mexico is preparmg for war, and continues, apparently, at least, in the determin' ation most horribly to revenge” our annexation of Texas. In consequence of the annexation measure being efTected, a new organization of the miliiia of the Republic has been ordered; the levies under this regulation, are called the ” voluntary defenders of the laws.” It is staled that, among other indications of the prospect of a war at Vera Cruz, the inhabitants are busily engaged in covering the flat roofs of their houses with sand, to the depth of a foot or more, in anticipation of a hombardment of the town. An official statement of the military force of the country is published, the aggregate of which is about 30.000. Of this force about 19.000 are infantry, 8,500 cavalry, 2,500 artillery, and 1.300 sappers and miners. Cul. Rangel, who set on foot and directed the re- j cent insurrectionary movement at Mexico has receiv ; ed the very mild sentence of tea yenrs’ imprison' j j ment, loss of rank, «S:c. ! President Uerrera convoked Congress on the 1st i tOne of the most beautiful tributetj to an affection ate, true hearted wife, which we remember having seen, is the following, written some 80 years ago by an English clergyman named Samuel Bishop. Few can read such lines without believing that the au thor was an amiable and happy \i\ixn.-Batavia Spirit of the Times.'] ON unfourided. inst. for the purpose of efiecting changes in the con- stitulion, amending the rules of the provisional gov ernment, and to take into consideration the action which has been had upon the annexation resolutions, and the Mexican treaty by Texas. The correspondent ol the N. O. Republican considers the convocation to bs solely a declaration of tvar. Before many days elapse after the open- infT of the session, Congress will have an additional I piovocation in the decided action of the Texas Con- I vention. I Mexico, it appears, is as pertinacious in claiming i Texas, as if it had not achieved its independence of ; her, and maintained that independence unaided for i ten years in defiance of her power—as if she was j able to re assert her pretended right:?, or had not ■'ranee nor England • relinquished them altogether by offering to acknowl r r(*lations with Tei-! that independence on preposterous conditions. She has divided her territory into ten military depart ments. The fifih comprehends New Leon, CoaZ' huila, Tamaulipas, and Texas! We close our report with the interesting letter already referred to: VruA Cri’Z, July 3, 1645. Dear Sir—An extra session of the Mexican Con TO MY WIFE, THE ANNIVERSARY OF HER WEOmNG-DAY, WHICH | WAS ALSO HER BIRTH-DAY, WITH A RING: • Thee Mary, with this ring I wed’— So, fourteen years ago, I said. Behold another ring!—‘For what'?’ ‘ To wed thee o’er again 1’ Why not? With that first ring I married youth, Grace, beauty, innocence and truth; Taste long admired, sense long revered, And all my Molly then appeared. If she, by merit since disclosed, Prove twice the woman 1 supposed, I plead that double merit, now, To justify a double vow. Here, then, to-day, (with faith as sure, With ardor as intecse, as pure. As when, amidst the rites divine, I took thy troth and plighted mine,) To thee, sweet girl, my second ring A token and a pledge I bring; With this I wed, till death us part. The riper virtues of' my heart; Those virtues which, before untried, The wife has added to the bride ; Those virtues, whoue progressive claim, Endearing wedlock’s very name, My soul enjoys, my song approves, For conscience sake as well as love’s. And Why?—They show rae every hour Honor’s high thought, Afi'ection’a power, Discretion’s deed scund Judgment’s sentence, And teach me all thingp -but repentance. l^isctUans. j.nc lion Edward Evi:ki:tt, 1 ite Minister to ,;j'and, has been invited to the Presidency of iTV.lCd 1 niv' rsi’.v, and it is thought he will ac- THE DEED At'COMPLISIIED. Ihe Convenlion of Ttx.is which asstnjbkd on ti e lih ult., has umnanotisly rntifitd our annexa- | »he meeting of Congress was the 1st July, conse- t;:n ]i-9oJutions, and the pj c’c; tdmgs of their own j quently by the next mail from Mexico we shall , 1- . I . . J . .1 • receive the news of its installation. Nothing will -egress vn tiiofu. j ut. . t our a es ^ | be done in the way of a declaration of war until * -^iveiiiion was busily engaged in framing a Slate ■ official news of the action of the 4th of July ' nstiiution. | Convention is received, which news will be brought I’he Hon. Iv. L. Anderson, Vice Presedent of* down immediately by the British frigate L,u>ridice, fxa' Ci J cn the lOih uli. '■ ‘s Mipposed. Government makes no great blus. j ter about a war, but at the same time is 7naning ac- five prcpaTaiinns secretly of a viost energetic na- ture, as I am assured by those who know what is ■ going on. The intention is to send thirty thousand men to Texas, and wiih this object orders have been given to General Peredes, Commader-in Chief of the i canioon, stationed at Lagos, to march with all his ; troops to San Luis Potosi. The number of these I troops IS said by some to be 5000 men, and by some ' 7000 -- cannot say ce.famly. I The greatest activity is employed in the fortifica- ! lion of Vera Cruz, and the Castle of San Juan do Ulua. The fleet left this place on the 12ih ult., destiny unknown, and has not yet made its appearance, M:-a,uc .flhe Chcrokc^s.-An ag.,cultural s,.cic-1 ;"“ch >o the annoyance »' , , rpu i quite uneasv at the entire absence of all succor has been formed m the Cherokee nation. 1 hey 1 ^ jt rt ' Jy have a collego and a printing establishment, | Qen. Almonte has been very warlike since- his d iSiuC a weekly piiper. return, and preaches up “ war to the knife and \an* ‘ kee annihilation” It appears that he recommends A:‘-'!^cr ‘*/?c?0rii2c/t.”''i50jr.e federalist in I'^en very^ strongly the issue of letters of marque^ and ky has published a forged correspondence, pre I has brought, it is said, from the U. S. a copy of the documents which were granted to privateers by our MRS. CAUDLE’S CURTAIN LECTURES. LECTUREE XXI. gress has been called by the [^resident, to take into | Mr. Cavdls has not acted luce a husband'^ at the consideration the affairs of Texas and the United S. { JVedding Dinner. The result of this will be beijond any manner cf \ doubty a declaration of tear. The day fixed for j 5"^ A bale of New Cotton was sold at Augusta, on the 30th ultimo, at 8 cents. The extreme CPS in New O.lean: -cwhat encouraging. are 4^ to 8.^. This is the 23th ii'3io^a Spring [i., there were New York. 3.500 visiters at to have transpired between Col. Johnston and a !\Iajor Tigg, in which the admits former that the i’.'.er is the real killer of Tecumseli!^ The whole af Hair is pronounced a forgery by authority of the Col. - c\ the whig papers everywhere are copying it. jJcaths ly Lightning....Hhxte boys, aged 14, 16, nnd ISjWf're killed a week or two since by a stroke - lightning, while at school in Richmond county Slate. Several othej scholars were prostra- but soon recovered. iHstressing....A young lady in lilinois, recen;ly left home m company with her father, mother and **ster, lo go to the house of a young man in the neighborhood, there lo be married to him. On their way, the three females were drowned in at tempting to cross a river. After waiting as long as patiently could, the young bridegroom started to ^eet his iiitended, and when he got lo the river. ^Here found corpses! the father standing over the three Important to Merchants. The Secretary of the ■ireaburv, R J. Walker has published instructions ^0 the Collectors of the various ports that a'l un claimed goods are lo be sold on account of whom it concern sixty days after they arrive, (or nine:y if from beyond the Cape of Good Hope,) aid flat a sufficunt portion of all claimed goods are lo 6 sold to pay duties, if they are nut paid m si.’ity Or ninety days after completing the entry. The Union intimates that upon official not ce bv*^r President, of the acceptance revf resolutions, the tJ. $• extended to Texas, and U. S, iicuse officers anpoirjtei for her ports. ijovernment during the war. You MAY REST ASSURED OF ONE THING, THAT IF THE Annexation is consummated on the 4th or July, that war will be the result OF it, and that immediately. Some few shouts of Federation by the troops, but merely insignificant. The people are universally in favor of Federation, but they do not want it lo come in a revolutionary form. Yours truly. C. M. The intended march of the American troops to the frontier of Texas was known at Mexico on the 19th June. The two M»3xican steamers were moored at Vera Cruz, quite unprepared for sea. Gen. Bustamente reached the capitol on the 21st alt. He mimediately offered his services lo the Government, to maintain the national claim upon Texas, it was thought these services would be accepted. M A K R 1JE D, In Salisbury, on the 17th ult., by the Rev. Thos. F Davis, Mr. CHARLES F. FISHER to Miss ELIZABETH, daughter of Judge Caldwell, all of Salisbury. , ^ r. n* In Union county, on the 31jst ult., by the Rev. Mr. Strickling, Mr. JOSEPH McLAUGHLIN to Miss FRANCES, daughter of Stephen Hasty, Esq. Departed this Lifei Verv suddenly, in this Town, on the morning of the IsTinstant, Ars. ADLAIDE WILSON, consort of Joseph H. Wilson, Esq., leaving a husband and several small children to mourne her departure. AfiTi'iciiltural Societyi The ret^ular meeting of the Mecklenburg A.gri- cultural S*ociety will be held In Charlotte, on Satur day, the 9th inst. Members will please take notice and attend. ANDREW SPRINGS, P^st. August 1, 1845. “Ah me! It’s no use wishing—none at all; but I do wish that yesterday fourteen years could come back again. Little did I think, Mr. Caudle, when you brought me home from church, your lawful wedded wife—little, 1 say, did 1 think that I should keep my wedding dinnei in the manner I have done to day. Fourteen years ago ! Yes, I see you now in your blue coat with bright buttons, and jour white-watered satin waistcoat, and a moss rose-bud in your button hole, which you said was like me W hai? You never talked such nonserisr ? Ha! Mr. Caudle, you don’t know whai you laiked ihai day—but I do. Yes; and you then sat at the tablt as if your face, as I may say, was buttered wiin happiness, and—Whal? No. Mr. Caudle, dou’i saj’ lhatj I have not wiped the butter ofT—not 1, If you above all men are not happy, you ought to be, gracious knows! “ Yes, 1 will talk of fourteen years ago. Ila! you sat beside me then, and pickcd out all sorts of nice things for me. You’d have given me pearls and diamonds to eat if I could have swallowed ’em. Yes, I say, you sat beside me, and—What do you talk about? You couldn t sit beside me tO'day? Thai’s nothing at all to do with it But it’s so like you. I can’t speak but you fly off to something else. Ha! and when the health of the young cou ple was drunk, what a speech you made then! It was delicious! How you made everybody cry, as if their hearts were breaking; and 1 recollect it as if it was yesterday, how the tears ran down dear father’s nose, and how dear mother nearly went into a fit! Dear souls! They liule thought, with all your fine talk, bow you’d use me! How have you used me? Oh, Mr. Caudle, how can you ask that question ? Ii’s well for you I can’t see you blush. How have you used me ? ‘•Well, that the same tongue could make a speech like that, and then talk as it did to-day! How did you talk? Why, shamefully. What did you say about your wedded happiness^ Why, nothing. What did you say about your wife? Worse than nothing; just as if she were a bargain you were sorry for, but vvere obliged to make the best of What do you say? AnJ, bad's the best? If you say that again, Caudle, I’ll rise from my bed. You didn't say it? Whal, then, did you say? Some ihing very like it, 1 know. Yes, a pretty speech of thanks for a husband! And everybody could see that you didn’t care a pm for me; and that’s why you had ’em here: that’s why you invited ’em to insult me lo their faces. What? I made you invite 'em? Oh, Caudle, what an aggravating man you are ? “ 1 suppose you’ll say next 1 made you invite Miss Prelivman? Oh yes; don’t tell me that her brother brought her without your knowing it. What? Didn't I hear him say so? Ot course I did; but do you suppose I’m quite a fool? Do you think I don’t know that that was all settled between you ? And she must be a nice person lo come unasked lo a woman’s house? Bui I know why she came. Oh yes; she came to look about her.^ What do 1 mean? Oh, the meaning’s plain enough. She came t^ee how she should like the roorn.'—how she should like my seal at the fire-place; how she {ind if it isn’t enough to break a mother’s heart to be treated so?—how she should like my dear chil- dren. “Now, it’s no use your bouncing about at—but of course that’s it; I can’t mention Miss Pfetlyman, but you fling about as if you vyere ;n a fit. Of course that shows there’s something in it. Other wise, why, shonld yoa disturb yourself? Do yon think I didn’t see her looking at the cyphers on the spoons as if she already saw mine scratched out and her’s there? No, I shan’t drive you mad, Mr Cau die; and if 1 do il’s your own fault. No other man would treat the wife of his bosom in—what do you ^ay ? You might as well have married a hedge hog? Well, now ii’s come to someining ! But ii’s always the case ! Whenever you’ve seen thai Miss Preliyman, I'm sure to be abused. A hedgehog! A pretty ihirr^ for a woman to be called by her husband! Now you don’t ihink I’ll he quietly in bed. and he called a hedgehog—do you, Mr. Cau- die? ^ •‘W’ell, I only hope Miss Prettyman had a good dinner, lhai’s all. I had none ! You know 1 had none—how was 1 to gel any? You know that the only part of the turkey X care for is the merry* thought And that, of course, went to Miss Pretty- man. Oh, I saw you iaugh wlien you put it on ner plate? And you don’t suppose, after such an insult as that. I’d taste another thing upon the table? No, I should hope I have more spirit than that, j Yes; and you look wine with her four times. VV hat I do you say ? Only twice ? Oh, you were so lost —fascinated, Mr. Caudle; yes. fascinated, that you didn’t know what you did. However, 1 do think while i’m alive I might be treated with respect at my own table. 1 say, while I’m alive; for I know I shan’t last long, and then Miss i^rettyman may come and take it ail. I’m wasting daily, and no wonder. 1 never say anything about it, but every week my gowns are taken in. “ i’ve lived to learn something to be sure’ Miss I Piettyman turned up her nose ai-my custaris. It } isn’t sufficient that you’re always finding faul your- jseit, but you must bring women home to sneer at j me at my own table. Whai do you say? She didn't turn up her nose ? 1 know she did; not but vhat It's needless—i^ievidence has turned it up cuite enough for her already. And she must give her- ; self airs over my custards! Oh, 1 saw her mincing i with the spoon as if she was chewing sand do you say? She praised my plum'pudding? Wao asked her to praise it ? Like her impudence, I think ! Yes, a pretty day I’ve passed. I shall not for- I get this wedding-day, I think! And as I say, a pretty speech you made in the way of thanks. No, Caudle, if I was to live a hundred years—you need not groan, Mr. Caudle, I shall not trouble you half that time—it 1 was lo live a hundred years, I should never forget it Ntver! Y'ou didn’t even so much as bring one of your children into your speech. And—dear creatures!—w’hat have they done to of- lend you? No; 1 shall not drive you mad. Ils you, Mr. Caudle, who’ll drive me mad. Every body says so. “And you suppose I didn’t see how it was man aged, that you and that Miss Prettyman were al ways partners ai whist? How was it managed ! Why, plain enough. Of course, you packed the caids, and could cut what you liked. You’d settle that between you. Yes; and when she played a trick, instead of leading off—5/ic play whist mdeed! —what did you say to her when she found it was wrong? Oh—it was impossible mat her heart should mistake! And that you, Caudle, before people—with your own wife. •* And Miss Pretiyman-I won’t hold my tongue. I talk of Miss Prettyman; who would mind, thai 1 shouldn’t talk of her ? I suppose some thinks very little at Dr. Comer's, but a great deal at Dr. Arderson’s.’* All this was found lo be precisely as she stated it. Patient had no knowledge, not* the leas idea, of any thing she said, or of the presence of be physicians while she reposed, when she after- wads awoke from her sleep, and denied having held any conversation. Various other questions were askd the patient, and all that i^lated to anything tha‘ bad taken place, or then in process of occur remc, she answered and told about, with the great* eit sccurancy. Patient could’nt tell about the future knav nothing about the occurrences behind the cur- tainof Time to come. Ihe above is no hoax, but true to the letter:— We“ speak by the card,” if you know how that is, andif you don’t we shall not trouble ourself to teli you SufSce it to say that no man will question the voracity of either cf the above named ph^-sici' anSj and that they will bear testimony lo tlie truiu 01 all the material ‘comicalities’ set forth as above. Milton Chronicle. she sings? Wnai do you say? She sings like a mertuaid? Yes, yery—very like a mermaid, and she ut ver sings, but she exposes herself She might, I think, have cnosen another song, ‘i love somebody,' indeed; as if 1 didn't know who was meant by that • somebody;’ and all the room knew it, of course; and that was what it was done for—nothing else. “H owever, Mr. Caudle, as my mind’s madt up, I shall say no more about ihe matter to-night, but) try to go lo sleep.” •• And to my nsionishment and gratitude,” writes Caudle, “ she kept her word.” EXTRAORDINARY CASE OF CLAIRVOY. ANCE—IN CASWELL. Doctors Comer and Anderson, of this County, were recently called lo see Miss , (it is un^ necessary to name the lady,) living in the South part of Caswell, who they found under great nerv ous debility, and in a mesmeiic slate. The patient slept a great deal—she seemed to have fallen a vie lira to strong ietharic *spelli’—now coming, now going—but her spells of repose were lengthy, while she found it impossible to keep awake bui a very short time, comparatively. When asleep, she was always in ihe clairvoyic state. On visiting her and finding her asleep to all intents and purposes, the two aiienduig physicians tested her clairvoyic by blind folding her, so that she could not possibly “see a wink” even though she wore not asleep. From ihis experiment, grew the following results. Dr. Comer gave patient’s sister a pocket knife, to pre sent her with the inquiry, whose knife is u?”— The knife was put in the patient’s hand and the ques tion asked: she answered, *• Dr. Comer’s.” Patient had not seen Dr. Comer, nor his knife. Dr. C. then slipl a pen knife ol his in the sister’s hand who put it in the hand of paiieni, and asked “whose knife IS this ?” (Dr. Anderson present.) Patient passed ihe knife lo her nose, smelt of it, and replied, •• this loo, is Dr. Comer’s knife.” Dr. Anderson accidentally spied patient’s mother at a distance go ing to the spring—asked patient as to the wherea bouts of her mother? She replied, “going to the spring.” The mother was seen returning from the spring with a pail of water on her head and a jug of milk in ooe hand. Patient was again intcrroga t^d about her mother, and she minutely described her returning from the spring—told about the vessel of water on her mother’s head, the jug of milk, and in which hand she held it She was asked where the horses of doctor C. and A. were ? Patient re plied that her ‘father had put them in stables,’ and then told the particular stable in which each man’s horse had been put. Patient was then asked when it had rained at Dr. Comer’s? (Dr. C. lives a long distance from patient, and had not been home tor several days, morever he vvas not aware that it had rained at his house the day before.) Her reply was, “ yesterday." Patient was called on to say when it had rained at Dr. Anderson’s:—she answer- ed, "the same time it rained at Dr. Oomer’s.”— She was asked lo state at which of the two places fell ihe most rain 1 Her reply was, ihai “ it rained IMMENSE NATURAL BEE HIVE. In a cavern, on the right bank of the Colorado, about 7 miles from Austin, there is an immense hive of wild bees, which is one of the most interesting natural curiosities in that section. The entrance of this cavern is situated in a ledge of limestone form ing a high clifi’which rises almost perpendicularly from the liver bank to the height of about 150 feet from the water’s edge The clifT fronts partly on a small stream named Bill Creek. The mouth of the cavern is about ten feet from the top of the cliff. -Jin a warm day a dark stream of bees may be con.- slantly seen winding out from the cavern like a long dark wreath of smoke. The stream'often appears one or two feet in a diameter near the cliff, and grad ually spreads out like a flag, growing thinner at a distance from the cavern, until it disappears. The number of bees in this cavern must be incalculably great—probably greater than the number in a thou- Wuat sand ordinary hives. The oldest settlers say that the hive was there when they first arrived in the coun try and it is quite probable that it existed in the same statO' many years previous to the settlement of tho country. The bees, it is said, have never swarmed, and it is not improbable that the hive has continued for more than a century to increase year after year, in the ratio that other swarms increase. The cave appears to extend back many rods into the ledge, and probably has many lateral chambers. The bees doubtless occupy many of these lateral chmbers, and it is not improbable that new swarms annually find new chambers to occupy, and thus they are pieverv- ted from going off lo a distance in search of hives. Some of the neighboring settlers have repeatedly, by blasting the rocks, opened a passage into some of these chambers, and procured by this means many hundred pounds of honey But the main desposiles are situated too deep in the ledge to be reached with out great diflicuhy and perhaps danger. A com- pny was formed at Austin a few years since, for th© purpose of exploring the cavern and removing tho i.oney; but some untoward event prevented ihe ac complishment of the undertaking. It was estimate ed that there are many tons of honey and wax in this immense hive, and if its treasures could be ex- I'acted readily, they would doubtless be found far nore valuable than the contentes of any gold or silver mine that adventurers have been seeking for years in that section — Texas Telegraph. The consummation.—’Twas twilight. Seated al the door of a moss-covered cottage, was the pride of the village, lovely Phcebe. Her finely moulded from—her exquisite and voluptuous bust—her clas sic and beautifully chisseled features—her sweet lips —teeth of pearly whiteness—and such eyes! two drops of liquid azure set in snow ! all combined, ’iwas enough to melt the very soul of an anchorite ! Beside this angel, knelt a youth, whose cheek, pale as ashes, told the tale—he was in love ! “ Teli me,” said he, in trembling accents; “lell me this night my fate. Keep me in agony no longer. Tell me what sacrifice I shall undergo for you—you, my soul’s idol! Command me to perform a pil grimage around this earth on burning coals, and it shall be done.—Anything, anything—but cast me not off Plant a dagger m my heart, but keep me in suspense no longer! Say, lovely PhoBbe-»-will you—will you be mine?'^ He trembled—his heart throbbed—she saw he was ready toswoon—acrim- san flush mantled her cheek— Like the rich sunset ’neath Italia’s sky.*' She took his hand in her tiny fiingers, pul her smiling lips to his ear, and whispered—“ Obed, I shan’t bs nothin' else.'' Baltimore sun. Curious Advertisement.—The Buffalo Commer* cial gives the following direction on a box on one of the wharves in that city : “ West consin mil waucey tj go to wite wauter. ’ Those who are familiar with ihe West will dis cover that the man wanted to mark the box to go to White Water, Wisconsin, the lake port of which plice is MiUvaukie. We suppose there is hope tha it will get there—though its owner may not blime the superscription for it. In men thf^re is a lump upon the windpipe, form ed by ihti ihyriod cartilage, which is not to be found in women; an Arabian fable .®ays, lhal this is a part of the original apple, that has stuck in the man’s .throat by iho way, but ihal the woman swallowed her pan of it down. Woman.—A mother, she cherishes and corrects ui; a sister, she counsels us; a sweetheart, she co» qtettes and charms us; a wife, she comforts and con- fices in us; without her, whai would become of us ? “ George W^ashington Napoleon Hannibal Har rison.” “Yes, Ma’am.” “Tell Josephine Rosina Cleopatra Matilda viC‘ toria lo bring up the slop pail.” ‘•Yes, Ma’am.” W’hy are rings generally unsaleable?- Because they continue on hand. -Ans Spectacles with one glass are in great demand by young gentlemen who want to wink al ib« girls.