VOL. 76 NO. 43.
DURHAM, N. C, THURSDAY, MARCH 19, 1896.
ESTABLISHED 1820
The Has Been "
"Vanity of vanities; all is vani-
- ty, saith the preacher."
What is more pitable to behold
than a "Has Been,"- in public
life? i Here is a young man lured
into politics He has been quite
successful la business. He has
married well. Children have been
born, unto him. Hi home life is
. happy. There seems to be noth
ing more for him to desire.; ( j y.
. In an evil moment,ays the New
York Mercury, he is tempted to
enter the political arena. ; He gets
elected to the : legislature. He
makes a hit. He thinks there is a
great future before him, lie sees
looming up a seat in the national
house of representatives, beyond
that the senatorial toga. In his
wildest dre ms he gets a . misty
view of the white house.
He has won bis first inning.
Now for the second. He, is sent
to congiess. One term follows an
other. At last he secures a seat
in the senate. He is there for six
years. He can eat in the senate
restaurant. He can frank his let-te-s.
ut can ride on free passes.
- Life is all sunshine and roses.
But at last the turning down
time comes. m , , . , .
He is told to get off of the
perch. ' If he does not get off he is
shoved off. For twelve or fifteen
years be has neglected business.
. He has forgotten everything use
ful that he ever knew. He , has
made no provision for old age. ''
All that is left him is dignity
and be has no money to maintain
that He is nothing but a poor
old "Has Been."
Six months after he steps down
from his estate nobody knows him
or cares about him. The world
' ' has rushed past him.
Other tools are etgerly pursuing
the pathway that he trod.''
', That pathway leads to the same
goal disappointment... ",'
.Such isji p'it:cal , career, for
fnety nine out of a hundred who
follow it
Every state in the Union has
its fall quota of ex-governors, ex
senators and ex-congressmen,
; whom everybody has , forgotten
or, if anybody doea remember, he
cares nethlng for the. They are
ciphers in the community.
Owing to the swift rotation in
oflice out in the extreme Wes
tern States these ex-statesmen are
very numerous, and they are al
ways cursed with longevity Very
little or no satisfaction is to be
got out of a political career in this
great republic of ours.
The worst of the whole matter
' is that almost every man, wheth
er he has brains or not, thinks he
is a born statesman. Many such
there are who prove the truth of
the old adage: "Fools step in
where angels fear to tread."
' Congress is full of just such
fools. , But wait a few months or
years, and they will be relegated
to the great army of "Has Beens,'
',, tnd there will be none so poor as
to do them reverence. Their great
' luture will be all behind them.
Tha Meat Paneaaa.
- Lames L, Francis, alderman,
Chicago, says. I regard Dr.
King's New Discovery as an Ideal
Panacea for coughs, colds and
lung complaints, having used it
In my family for the last five years,
Ut the exclusion of physicians pre
scriptions or other preparations."
Rev.' John Burgus, Keokuk,
Iowa, writes: "I have been
minister of the Methodist Episco
pal church for 50 years or more,
and have never found anything so
beneficial, or that gave. me such
speedy relief as Dr. King's New
Discovery." Try this Ideal Cough
Remedy now. Trial bottles free
at It, Black nail & son's drugstore
TniLewiston (Mo.) Journa
ays a Bangor merchant set 1
trap for mice In bis room, and
woke up to find- that he bad
made a captive. So bad , the
mouse.' He was a veritable
Diogenes, and finding that be
couldn't get out, and the night
terjr cold, be reached out
gripped a sock, and hauled it
, I through a small bole in the
y trap, making a nest of it. .
Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
. BRUNSWICK STEW.
When the originator of, that
now popular ana lamous aisn
known as Brunswick Stew was
asked for a recipe to make it, after
mentioning some, twenty different
ngredients, he added, ; "and any
other kiud of meats or vegetables
you may happen to have around,"
If he had lived till to-day he
would probably have named his
dish, more aptly, "Politics.'' Cer
tainly the parties of to-day have
as many elcmei's.creeds, dogmas,
isms and other discordant ingre
dients, stewed up iu one conglom
erate, unrecognizable heterogenius
mass as ever boiled in an iron pot
or soiled a pewter bowl.
Think of it Gold Democrats,
Silver Democrats, Tariff Demo
crats, Bond Democrats, Free Sil
ver Republicans, Cold Republi
cans, free trade Republicans, anti
and income tax Republicans and
Domocrats.Fusion Republicans,
Fusion-Populists,Straigbt ticket
Populists and others too numerous
to mention. Everything so
mixed that when a- man says he
belongs to this party or that, it
will take him a half hour to ex
Democrat I
plain what sort of a
republican or Populist be is, for
there are sorts enough to go
round.
Such is the mystification to the
.1
average man, who has a natural
curiosity to know what part of the
stew be is getting, whether chicken
or crow, be is very much disposed
to decline the dish, and confine
himself to plain corn bread and
Vied meat, something he can un
derstand, and that bis stomach
can digest For this reason party
bossU m is not as pjtcut as of
yore.
THE CUBAN QUESTION.
The fighting continues in Cuba,
with apparent brightening pros-
cts for the Insurgents. Mean
while our Congress and the Presi
dent are having some little
unpleasantness .as to what they
are going to do about it Un
questionably Cuba should be free,
but whether the United States
should assume the role of God-
futhcr and guaidian to every waif
of the ocean at the expense of
ruptured commercial relations,
and war with half of Europe is
what our statesmen differ about
One thing is pretty evident; if we
are going to recognize Cuba at all,
we should do so at once
A dead Cuban will render no
thanks, and the live ones, if un
recognized In trouble will scorn
our offers of help when they do
longer need it We never knew
before this crisis that a neutral
lower was expected to act as spy
and police as this country has
done for Spain; but, this country
seems to have gotten in the wrong
road on several trips lately.
Those people np at W ashington
were sect there to attend to these
matters and they should do it
If they are afraid, of tho politica
effect of tackling the tariff and the
financial problem if these issues
are to lw side-tracked, let them al
least dispone of the Cuban ques
tion.
We Owe Nothing to Spain."
Rev. Thomas Dixon, Jr.,
New York, who is a North- Caro
linian, in the prelude to bis ser
mon delivered lost Sunday spoke
of the duty this country owed to
Cuba,
He said "I want to congratu
late the bouse of representatives a
Washington and the United States
OWnrsfl
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senate on the noble stand they
have taken in the behalf of the
oppressed in the island of Cuba.
Congress has risen to its duty as
the representatives of the . people,
but it has not gone far enough.
I believe that the time has come
to recognize the independence of
the island of Cuba. This nation
owes such an act to its history. Its
cardinal principle has been li
berty, and upon liberty this nation
is founded. s , . (
"I believe that the mass of the
American people agree that the
independence of Cuba should be
recognized by this nation.
"We owe nothing to Spain ex
cept diplomatic courtesy. Be
tween a Bourbon dynasty and the
flag of stars and stripes there is
eternal warfare.';
Mr. Dixon closed by saying he
would like to hear Patrick Henry
speak on the seizure of filibusters
by the order of the state depart
ment and to hear Daniel Webster
on the constitutional questions
raised.
Hen That Sings.
J. W. Walker of McConnells-
!ilIe' P h& "mM?
UCU. XtUUjr, H BUD IO tttllCHJ, ID
a genuine Plymouth Rock fowl,
and she has taken more than
one prize foi the purity of her
breed and other good qualties.
What is not generally known
about her is that she sings. As
soon ns Rub bears the sound
of the piano she will start on
the run from wherever she may
be and scamper up the steps
and enter the house by door or
window, as opportunity offers.
She is a great pet with the
only child of the family, and if
the little girl wishes for ber
company, or wL-.hes to display
Ruby's talents, she will take
ber up on the piano stool beside
ber, where from that much
prized position Ruby will bold
forth.
She will roll her bead from
side to side, croak and croon,
sometimes softly, sometimes
loudly, but always following
the music, and apparently with
rapture at her own perform'
ance. Nor is she soon tired of
singing, either. She will keep
it up as long as the accom panist
is willing to play, and even
after a lengthy performance re
tires reluctantly. Philadelphia
Times.
Death Held the Reins.
Jersey Citt, March 12.
Policeman Wilcox noticed a
beer wagon end team of horses
standing still in the car tracks
on West Side avenue yesterday
morning. The driver was sit
ting upright on bis seat. The
policeman yelled to the driyer
to move on. The driver paid
no heed. Then he threatened
to arrest him, but the teamster
did not move.
Officer Wilcox became angry,
jumped upon the driver's seat
and preceeded to yank tho man
oft to the station house for al
lowing his team to obstruct the
street. Then the officer was
horrified to find that he v as ar
resting a corpse. The driver
had died of apoplexy. He was
Joseph Ziegler of Newark.
According to tho Salisbury
World. Greensboro has an
other sensation in high life a
wife too intimate with another
man. If white caps are to be
tolerated under any circum
stances, they should adminis
ter punishment to the wretch
who invades the sanctity 0;
anothers homo and hopelessly
wrecks the peace of husband
and wife.
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She Died for Love. .
Wilkesbaere, Pa., March 12.
Lena Hill was the name given
by a pretty lassie from Wyom-
ing county who registered at
the Luzerne House Tuesday
evening. From appearance sne
was attired . as a bride. She
told the proprietor of the hotel
that she had missed the only
train for her home ar.d would
have to remain over until morn
ing.
In the morning there was a
strong odor of gas coming from
the girl's room. The door wa
broken open and tthe was found
on the bed unconscious;, Two
notes' and the photograph of a
man were found on the bureau.
One of the notes was addressed
to Lena's mother,' asking her
forgiveness for taking her life,
and the other was a request that
'Abe's" photograph be buried
with her. '
'Abe'' is . believed to be the
girl's lover. The girl's right
name is not Hill, but Ellston.
,She is still alive this morning,
although the physicians have
no hope of her recovery.
M'Klnley Captures Georgia-
Atlanta, Ca, March, 12
The McKinley forces have prac .
tically captured tho Georgia
vote in the National Republican
Convention. Eight of the tsloven
congressional districts have
acted so far and of the sixteen
delegates chosen, thirteen are.
according to the statement of
E Buck, chairman of the
state " executive committee,
pledged to McKinley, the other
three being for Reed. The
first, seventh and eleventh dis
tricts have not acted.
Home-maid Philosophy-
Luv iz thconly, diseze you kin
cure bi neglekt.
Life is a fuleure nljitu . them
whoo air purely selfish.
God repented that he had ever
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maid man, ana 101s uv wimmen
jine in with him on that store.
Darwin sez men use tu be
munkies; if that is so the change
seems tu konsist cheefly iu havin
uv a shorter tale and less sents.
Thare iz lots nv people whoi
wurship God that don't let it in
terfeer with enny, munny niakin'
kkem tha hav on hands.
It don't maik enny differents
whair a man parts hiz hair jist so
he keeps hiz bed Ievell.
Thare air several waze tu git
offis, but the shortest kut and the
one most used iz but bi square to-
delyin'.
The most sublime faith inhu
manity iz eggsibeted bi the "mi
daddy wuz" demokrats still stikin
tu the party.
Tolisy politix" iz only only
a thin eckskuse fur takin a short
kut tu git the salerize.
If a man wants tu ware old
cloze let him buk agin the powers
that be.
War iz a kontest between fules
so that the raskels kin divide the
plunder.
The wize poHHshun iz the feller
what kin talk the most and sa the
lecst.
Flattery iz sumtbing yon rub
on fules to git them tu du what
you wood be ashamed tu du your
self.
A nftm kin be billin over with
reliein and not hav a snck of
Kristchianity.
A' hen whoo punsists in usin uv
the nest aig tu set on mite be
turned a single plaker. Tobe
Spilkins in Morgan's Buzzsaw.
Tnsmost definite answer to
a letter from a constituent was
sent last week by a Western
Congressman to a friend who
proposed to ship a car load of
horses to Washington city. It
was: "The people ride bycicles,
the street cars are run by elec
tricity, the government is run
by Jackasses, and there is no
sale for horses In Washington."
Tho horses went to Qoldsboro.
English Aid For Italy.
St. Peteksbtjrg, March 13.
Persistent reports are circulat
ing to the effect that England
will give financial support to
Italy. V '
. Apropos to thU subject the
STovosti says:
'.'England may aid Italy, in
order herself to keep a better
hold on Egypt."
Tho Viedomosti expresses
alarm at the fact that the
Japanese have given largt
orders for building war ships
It says that Russia must rous?
herself and build to the amt
extent.
A Direct Vote.
Washington, March 13. At a
full meeting of the committee on
privileges and election today, Sen
ator Mitchell, chairman of the
committee was authorized to re
port his joint resolution proposing
an amendment to the constitution
of the United States providing foi
the election of United States Sen
ators, by a direct vote of the peo
ple'. Senator Mitchell was also
authorized to prepare the report of
the committee. The joint resolu
tion and report w ill be submitted
to the senate in a few days. The
vote in committee was five to four
in favor of the amendment three
republicans and two democrats
voting in the affirmative .'.nd two
republicans . and two democrats
against. , '
McDowell county has the
meanest man on earth, un
doubtedly, in the person of
Pink Carver, who is now in'
jail for kicking his C-yearold
child to death. He sent her
after wood in the yard: she was
not quick enough to please him
and be attacked her like a brute.
He went out after a whip when
she crept into the yard and feel
dead on the wood pile. Such a
mean, degraded, contemptible
scoundrel, as this man should
not be allowed to breath thi
breath of life. He should be
dealt with as we would deal
with any other vicious animal.
Gladstone's Pudding.
Shelley once blurted out that
pudding was a prejudice, but
according to a contemporary,
which tells the following ex
citinjr storr, Mr. Gladstone
merely regards the habit of eat
icg it too hot as a prejudice
"One'day, not long ago, he was
going for a drive into Chester
after luncheon. His pudding
was very hot, so he went away
from the table, chanced his
ch tbes, got ready for the drive
and came back and finished
his pudding, thus saving the
ten minutes during which his
pudding cooled!" Chicago
Chronicle.
New York proposes to put
stop to her rich heiresses going
abroad as the wives of bankrupt
noblemen without paying for that
privilege. A bill has been drawn,
and will be introduced in the New
Legislature this week, levying a
lax upon the dowries of all women
marrying foreign noblemen in the
State, or having doweries paid out
of the revenues of property in this
State. The tax is to twenty
five per cent, of the total amount
of the dowery, and the revenue
thus secured are to be devoted to
founding manual labor schools for
women throughout the State, am!
for building and maintain homes
for aged women.
As tub sword of the best
tempered metal is most flexible
so the truly eenerous are most
nliat and courteous in thoir be
havkr to their inleriors.
Fuller.
It May do as Much for You
Mr. Fred Miller, of Irving, III.
wrius that he had a severe kidney
trouble for many wars, with se
vere pains in his back and alH
that his bladder was affected. He
tried many so called kidney cures
but without any good result. About
a year ago he began use of Electric
Bitters and round relief at once,
Klectric Bitters is especially
adapted to cure of all kidney and
liver troubles and often gives al-i
most instant rcliet. One trial wi
prove our statement. Trice $i.
and $1. At R. Dlacknall & Son's
, drug store.
GOTO
THE
HEADQUARTERS FOR
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Farming Tools from a man who knows good tools by ex
perience Having served his apprenticeship on the farm,
lie knows what suits the farmers.
A dollar saved is a dollar made. 2,000 bushels White
and Black Seed Oats at rock bottom prices.
100 barrels eed Irish Potatoes going low down.
700 barrels Flour bought before the advance. 1
Come to see me before you buy your goods. Your
Friend,
W. H. PROCTOR,
The Money
Question Again.
The question of the hour is the question of dollars.
Men who own gold mines want the standard to be
a single gold dollar. Men who own tilver mines
want the standard to be silver. Men who own both
gjold and silver mines (there are only a few of us
left) want a gold and silver standard. We've got a
sirheme. Why not make our dollars out of rubber?
That's a great scheme. Then they'll stretch. It's
pretty hard to make a five dollar bill stretch over a
ten Jollar purchase, and even we can't do that for
for you, but until they make rubber dollars we'll
come nearer to it than any store you know of.
We'll stretch one dollar fifty cents so it will cover
an all-wool knee-pants suit worth a dollar more.
We'll stretch five dollars in common silver money so
it will cover a splendid all wool fancy Cassimere
Suit to fit young men up to 19 years worth $7.50
(the suit, not the young men.) We'll stretch 6.00 '
over a suit for men that ought to cost you $8.50
and it would if this store wasn't here. We'll stretch
your money. We'll make you think its made out
of rubber. Pee if we don't.
W. A. SLATER CO.
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