fffl hO. o o Fl . w cj O j - o p o i-a o ef ts' W 05 o o & S3 i-3 1 o This Akgtjs o'er the people's rights. Doth an eternal vigil keep Xo toothing ttiains of Maia's sun. Can lull its hundred eyes to sleep" l! GOLDSBORO, C THURSDAY Mi7 'G, 1894 VOL. XVI. NO. 27 SOWING AND REAPING. By Helen A." Woods. For bloom wo sow ono sort of seed, Another ans wet's hunger's need- "Weeds only propagate their kind, But leave abundant seed behind, Which, if you scatter heedless know, You're sure te reap just what you sow. t A youth, industrious and pure, With noble aims, is promise sure Of proud achievement's heritage, Of worthy manhood, honored age, And, doth the harvest ripen slow, You're sure to reap just what you sow. Alas', j-outh often is too proud To see the aeeds of heart or mind, A wilderness of tares appears Sure fruitage of the wasted years. Prom evil seed" good will not grow. You're sure to reap just what you sow. Good Housekeeping. STATE GRAND LODGE i. o. o. F Theu ftrc Welcome To Goldsboro. The Argus, voices the senti ment of our entire community m extending- to the State Grand Lodge of Odd Fellows, which convenes in this city in annual session this afternoon at 3.30 o'clock, a cordial welcome. The delegates 'will entertained by an address welcome on the - part Neuse Lodge by Hen; Chas. be of of B Aycock at 3.30 o'clock in the Mes senger Opera House, to which the rrablic are cordially invited A and the ladies will be especially welcome. Neuse Lodge No. 0, I. O. O.F of this city, in whose beautiful and spacious hall, which is their own property, the sessions of the Grand Lodge will be held, was organized in 142 andhas at this writing a membership of 887 The following are the incum bent grand officers of the State Grand Lodge : W. D. Gaster, of Fayetteville, Grand Master; W. C. Douglaspf Carthage, Dep'ty Grand Master; C. F. Lumsden of Kaleigh, Grand Warden B. H. Woodell, of Greensboro Grand Secretary; Richard J Jones, of Wilmington. Grand Treasurer: Rev. W. B. Oliver, of Wilmington, Grand Chaplain. The Grand Lodge will be re galed with an old-fashioned bar becue at the Odd Fellows' Or phanage to-morrow afternoon at 1 o'clock- 1IARRISON IN THE FIELD. .fcix-President Harrison is very coy about confessing himself as Presidential candidate for 1896 but no one of ordinary intelli gence can misunderstand his position. He js in the field for the next Republican nomination and he is in the fight aggressively. He understands that with Reed asne of his chief competitors it wi vbe a campaign requiring the men ,ls of the hustler, and he has Ackled himself down to his work y There is eminent fitness in Har rison being a Presidential ex pectant. He tilled the President ial office with more than ordi nary credit, as Cleveland did dur ing his first term, and he finds the country that defeated him apparently returning to his party faith just as the people turned towards Cleveland after he had been defeated in 1888. The pre sent political revulsion is accept ed by Harrison as grist to his mill, and he has reason for so, ac cepting it, Harrison is even more aggres sive now as a Presidential can didate than he was in 1888 or when he accomplished his re nomination in 1892. He has given more political utterances during the last six months than either Reed or McKinley, and he is as usual always level headed. He is one of the few public men who never makes mistakes in what he says, although he sometimes may err in not saying all that he should. His speech before the In diana Republican State Conven tion was a carefully considered intimation of his purpose to be in the fight from now until 1896. He was then inexcusably silent on the lawless mobs which have been marching toward Washing ton, but he has since then taken occasion to express himself with emphasis in favor of the sternest maintenance oi law ana oraer. He is auite likely to grow , m strength as a candidate, and not withstanding the long lead that Reed had in the race a few months ago, the considerate judgement of the Republicans w ill probably make Harrison the national candidate for '96. REPUBLICANS ADMIT DEFEAT. THE LEADERS CONCEDE THAT THE TARIFF BILL WILL BE PASSED. Filibustering is Useless. 4 Special to the Philadelphia Times WashingtoD..C., May 5. It is generally conceded on the Republican side of the Senate to day that the revenue reform bill will become a law during the month of J une, probably during the latter part of that month. The positive statement of Sena tor Harris, which was published in the Times to-day, has met with the approval of Senator Voor- hees, chairman of the committee on nnance: senator vest, oi t. r-i a T T J- - c Missouri; Senator Jones, of Ar kansas, and Senator Mills, of Texas, the leading Democratic members of that committee. It is also conceded by Senator Aid rich, of Rhode Island, the ag gresive Kepubiican leaaer, ana member of the Senate committee on finance, that the assertion of Senator Harris was not made without warrant of knowledge and information on the subject. It is to-day conceded by the Republicans of the Senate that the sentiment m tavor oi the passage of the pending bill, rs amended and agreed upon in the Democratic conference on Thurs day last, is so strong on the minority side of tne chamber, and the assurance of Populistic support is so reliable, that it would be impossible to prevent the passage of the bill by resort to the long-winded filibustering tactics which might be possible under the elastic rules of the Senate. The only basis upon which the Republicans build their'hope of accomplishing anything by dila toi y proceedings is in the nature of an ignis fatuus like that upon which Wilkins Micawber con stantly lived in the hope that "something may turnup. HILL. AT WORK. That magnificent marplot and skillful manipulator, the senior Senator from New xork, Mr.f Hill, is in constant conference with the Republican leaders, seeming to be in desperation for the formulation of some plan which may frustrate the accom plishment of the will of the peo pie in the enactment of a revenue measure. Although the greater portion of the afternoon of to-day was occupied by the Senate in execu tive session in the consideration of Florida appointments to Fed eral offices, there were groups of Republicans in some of the corn dors and committee rooms, while were also coteries of Democrats in the cloak room, as well as in the room of the committee on finance and the committee on appropriations, discussing the compromise measure, wnien is practically completed, and also formulating plans for the future party cohesion until the revenue bill shall have passed the Senate There seems to be no apprehen sion of any serious stumbling blocks in the House of Represen- atives after the bill has passed the upper house of Congress Anarchy in Disguise. Mr. Joe Argus: HEAR bUR: 1 hain't rit eny in a long time fer eny paper. I hearn.that Dok Holland had. a meetin and resoluted I hearn that he wanted the hog in town Now I haint got eny hog, but as I am sorter inNDok's line I rite and ask if you wont put this-m iyour nuse paper. We bad a meetin intherbth ward and res oluted as follows : Jb irst, Tnat tner goat am an animal that am noted fer his fer tilizing qualities and that he he lowed in the city limits and that no town cart be lowed to haul enything off the premises wher or -hogs may be. 2nd. That we hant got no use for a street sprinkler, the fire department use, the machinery paid for by the city to put out $2,000 fires where there is a $4,- 000 insurance policy, and they wont pay one cent for the honor. We are in favor of making them sprinkle the streets in dry weather and once on Sunday, or take the hre things away from them. - 3rd, As-. we only have one Chyne wasbe house, in town which is a monopoly, we there fore resolute that the practice of catchin rats be prohibited in the city, thereby encouraging Chyne immigrants. . vv e oppose tne omce of Jity Clerk kase if we can erit in power agin we cant do as we did m days past. W e vehemently oppose the dog, . kase! the mangy , kritter sleeps all day. and prevents us from doing our duty to the rich man's lien roose of nights. - 6, Resoluted to that one peer lice is enousrh. when ther is a big crown in town the Mayor can call on eny able bodeyed man, ! who will gladly serve for the sake of wearing a badge and sportin a club. 7, We are or posed to rings of all kindT even the ring of the bell; we denounce clicks,, kase it sounds like being locked up. 'We haint opposed to city patronage, we have always had a hankering after that. 8, We denounce the city for letting that handsome edifice and ancient old landmark the market house loft go to ruin. The old time convention smell still lin gers there, and it brings to our mind thoughts of the good old Republican days. Ther badgless do;? now sunneth. upon the streets nll sway. Kase the t ime linear approaching .to election day, But the policeman who has swo:n his duty to obey. Can lay aside his little badge about the 8th of May. . If you can spare the space and-i put this in fer me I will rite you some other time, and you will Oblige, , A DAM PIIULE, : Chan man. Protecting ottolene. TheN. K. Fairbank Company of Chicago have lately brought suit in the United States court as-ainst W. L. Henry, -of this city, for $5,000,00 for infringe ment of their trade mark 4iCot- tolene," The N. Iv. Fairbank Company sets forth that they originated, prepared, and put be fore the market a new rood pro duct consisting of refined Cotton Seed Oil and a small proportion of Beef Suet, making a pale yel low material of the consistency and substance of lard, almost without ordor and intended to take the place of lard in cook- x ing. In order to indicate the source of srenuineness of their new food product, they originatt d, coined, and used as a trade marK tne word Cottolene. The health! ul- ness and many other advantages of Cottolene over lard were so apparent that Cottolene at once became very iiopular and is now largely sold all over the country, The new food product and its name have become widely known as the product of the N. K. Fan- bank company. The trade mark is described as a trade mark for Oleaginous Food Substances, &c, consisting of a head or neck of a steer or otner Dovine partial ry .1 i li enclosed by sprigs and branches of the cotton plant'', the .JN. K Fairbank company charges thatW. L. Henry, of Macon, Ga., a dealer in fresh meals and food products generally, has been and is- endeavoring . uniawiuiiy to avail himself of the benefits of the name 'Cottolene' and its pop ularity; that he has been and is selling a product similar in kind, but inferior in quality, -.under the name of Cottolene to the injury of the original and genuine Cot tolene, and to the loss and injury of its manufactures the N. K. Faribank company. The infringements upon the trade mark of Cottolene having become so frequent, and so many dealers are selling an inferior ar ticle and claiming it to be cotto lene that the N. K. Fairbank company are determined to pro tect their customers and propose to sue every retail dealer who is thus imposing ,pon his custo mers and infringing upon theN. K. Fairbank company s trade mark. Macon, (Ga.) Telegraph. Report of Chief of Fire Depart ment. To the Mayor and Hoard of Alder- me?ir of the City of Goldsboro, North Carolina : Gentlemen I herewith sub mit my annual report as chief of the fire department, showm number of alarms, amount of property saved by the depart ment and amount oi damage done by fire. . " Number ot alarms as iollows: July 1st, 1893, frame dwel ling on J ohn street owned by hL Weil' & Bros; 4th ward,- John street; time of alarm 3.10 p. m insurance, $800; -damage, $35 amount saved $775.00. July 26th, 1893, "frame building on William street,, owned by J R. Smith, no damage, time 2.30 p. m. Aug. o, lo9d, frame dwelling on William street owned by W H. Smith 4th ward, time 2.45 a. m., insurance, ?z,vvv: damage 1,100; amount saved, $900. Aug. 9th, 1893; frame dwelling owned by Mrs. L. W. Humphrey time, 10.30 a. vo. on Elm-street 4th ward, insurance, 4,000; dam age, 1.600; amount saved, $2,300, I Feb'y loth, iyd, lz.dOa. m iiotei ivennon, on xuast centre si insurance, 25,000; damage, 968 amount saved, zi,iiz.. April 9, 1891, 12.30 a. in., dwel ling ot J . iv. JJobson on vv imam street, value $00 damage, $oOO amount saved, $200. Fire communicated to au ad joining house owned . by J. F. Dobson. insured for $1,200; damaged to the amount of $5460; amount saved $1,446,40. This building on lire almost all over before an alarm was given. Amount of property insured $34,000,000; lost, 433.060; amount saved $20,643.40. The following is the condition of the department; number of men, 35; llone horse hose reel, one hand reel, one horse hose wagon, compose the active work ing apparatus, one hand reel, one chemical engine, and one stoam fire nrine. now being repaired constitute the fire apparatus not in use. 1,100' feet of line hoso in d order. 300 feet of rubber hose not reliable, is the supply of hose on hand. It is a pleasure to state that the "tiro department have .re sponded promptly to all alarms of fire arid the work done has been excellent. Respectfully submitted, A. 13. Freeman, - " Chief Fire Department IN THE TOILS. Washington, May 4. Jacob S. Coxey commander of the Commonweal of Christ;" Carl Browne, its chief marshal, and Christopher Columbus Jones, leader of the Philadelphia con tingent of the army of peace, were tried in the City Police Court to-day on the charge of violating the Uinted States stat utes m unlawfully displaying a banner or device in the Capitol grounds, and in. breaking shrubs and plants there. The case was called at 10 o'clock, after a number of minor cases had been disposed of. At that hour every seat in the Court room was occupied and a number of people were standing around the walls, but the chamber was by no means crowded. Andrew Lipscomb, for merly Assistant District Attor ney, who had been retained by the defendants, was surrounded by a little group of Populist Congressmen, including Laf e Pence, of Colorado; Hudson, of Kansas; Boen, of Minnesota, and Kern, of Nebraska; Col. Red stone, the local Coxey agent, and Mrs. Hucker. a lawyer and a Commonweal sympathizer. Mr. Lipscomb opened the case bv filmsr a motion to squash the information against the defend ants on the ground that the law under which they were charged was void in that it prohibited the constutional right of petition for a redress of grievances, and con ferred on the Speaker of the House and the President of the Senate certain prerogatives con trary to the Constution. Mr. Mullowney told the court that Mr. A. A. Bierney, the United States District Attorney, would represent the Government, and a minute later he entered. Samuel Hyman, who appeared for Browne and Jones, opened the case with a motion to quash on the ground that the informa tion was bad in substance. The Populist Senator, Allen of Nebraska, arose and said that he did not appear as an attorney, but merely for the purpose of seeing the men on trial have a fair and impartial hearing, which he was sure would be accorded them. 7 The motion to overrule was de nied, and then Representative Pence, of Colorado, notified the Court that he would defend Gen. Coxey. The Court re-assembled atl.30 o clock, and alter some delay a jury was selected and sworn. Assistant District Attorney Mullowrney then addressed the lurv, explaining tne cnarges against Coxey, Browne and J ones, and the law applicable to the charges. The hearing of testimony was then begun. The case will probably be com pleted to-morrow. Remarkable Diary. A man -who- died in Rans- seller county at the age of 73 left a record which he began when 18 years old and continued for 56 -years. The book, filled with methodical entries, shows Lfchatin these 52 years-the man had smoked 628,715 cigars, of which he received 43, 629 as pres ents, while for the remaining 585,086 he paid about $10,433. In 52 years according to his book keeping, he has drank 18. 786 glasses of beer and 26,Q81 glasses of Spirits, fm- all of which he spent $5,350. The diary closes with these words: "I have tried all things; I have accomplished nothing. Mrs. Gossip I hear you tracted much notice on your pearence in the social world abroad. " " Mrs. Numonev I should at- ap- out say so, I wore on an average from $20,000 to $35,000 of diamonds every ball I went to. Chicago Record. Sewerage lor Goldsboro. - Editor A rgus : It is impossible for such a stirring town as this to stand still, and surely Golds boro has shown hi all jier past that she cannot go backward. In what better wTay can we go forward than to hold fast to the good things we have, select that new thing which is most for the good of the people and press to ward the mark. And what is so greatly needed as sewerage ? What is the use of putting up beautiful buildings or to improve our homes if the street are to be reeking with animal rnd vegitable matter that will lie rotting m tne not sun tnrougn ..a .111 11 the day to rise in death-dealing miasma at night. Who does not know thjvt there were m every part ot tnis town last Summer, odors so vile that it seemed we might at any mo ment bo stricken with ' cholera. and that if any disease germ should be brought here it would find nourishment enough to en able it to poison every man, wo man and child in the place? Some will say : we have lived so long without sewerage, why raise the cry for it now ! There never before was the need there is now. There was never so much water used as now. There were never so many peo ple here as now. Competent help in house keeping was never so scarce cs now; and while we well know the work of sewering can not be done with safety now, now is the time for thinking men and women to study the question, and take note as to the condition of the streets through the comin six montlis. Goldsboro is ratherfree from rubbish, we nave notmng to say against the cleanliness of the toAvn so far as is in the power of the authorities. We speak of the pools of green water which lie along the sidewalks. If it were rain water there would be a great cry against it, but each man knows it may be from his kitchen or from his bath tub, and so it is allowed to go on prepar ing the way for rnalarkt and death. The writer is not prepared to offer statistics of this or any other place, but if the use of such quantities of water is persisted in and no effort is made to carry it off, there must be an increase of every form of malaria, and not even such cold as the wTinter of 1892-1893 can freeze out the srerms which will collect -from year to year. vv ill not the women who know tliejeeds and the men who know the. possibilities come up with a word for sewerage, which must come sooner or later, and should come before malaria and death sweep the way for it ? VV e have been spared epidemic in the past, shall wre continue to break the laws of health until the blow falls? Let us either shut off the water, ive up everything that is for the advancement of our people bring in the hogs to add to the general backsliding, and enjoy a ind of Rip Van Winkle sleep, or let us press forward and take our place as the cleanest and neaitn- lest town m tne otate. statp: news. Lenoir Topic Congressman Bovver has introduced a bill in Congress to pay Davenport col lege $500 for spoliation at the time of the Stoneman raid. We hope the bill will surely get through. Southport Leader The pros pects for a good crop year prom ise welh-Oats are up and in spite of the cold snap look first rate. Corn is up and the crop m en- eral is well under, way. Fayetteville Ikiptist T. L. Bla- lock, a Wake Forest boy, now at John Hopkins, is assistant Pro fessor of Analytical Chemistry m that institution and is em ployed by the city of Baltimore in analytical work. Washington Progress There is some Irish potatoes, the largest we have seen of this year's crop, at the drug store of Drs. Blount which were grown by Mr. Ste phen B. Ayers at the Donnell Farm. Hvde County. - They are fine. JIscIa.iefy Pure A cream of tartar baking Powder, Highest of all in Leavening Fower- Latest U. S. Government Keport. - Roval liakincr Powder Co., 106 Wall St., New York. . THE, SPIRIT OF COMMUNISM. The seething commonweal armies that have sprung into existence in so many sections of the coun try with the one common purpose of marching, to tr e national capi tal and "demanding" personal're lief and the inauguration of a system of paternalism the out growth though not the intent of the Republican ' party's lonir regime, is evidence that our free institutions are threatend: that the spirit of communism is ramp- ant and must be alarminsr to those who see the situation as it is. The Central Presbyterian, which is one of the best edited and most conservative of alf otir religious exchanges, in its current issue contains an admirable article on this subject from which we take the following extract. It says: It is a portentous thing that organized bands of idle men are marching to the capital of the country to demand v.rork of the government. It is the duty of the government to protect its citizens in their Tights and in the pursuits of happiness-in their lawful avocations. But it is com munistic and revolutionary to look to the' government for em ployment, and it is a measure which, if followed, will lead to the destruction of personal liberty. Already the movement has increased the evils com plained of, has added to the num ber of the idle, and been a burden and a menace to the towns and districts of country through wl ich the so-called army of the CoTiinonweal has been passm Tho communities which have contributed to their support have done so mainly tor tne purpose ;ettmg them out of the way and escaping' from tho evil of their presence. Lven if these men were free from all responsibility for their want of employment and this is by no means true tho measures tney propose wrould bring no- permanent relief, but only make them pensioners of the govern ment, a burden and a hindrance to the legitimate industries and enterprises of the country. In the same connection, we clip the following from the New York limes: It is about time that the Com munists in the Senate of the United States were suppressed by their fellow-senators. Noth ing could be more reckless, in view of the threatened invasion of the capital by thousands of tramps, than Peff er s bill ' 'to provide work for unemployed persons m the District of Colum bia." Allen of Nebraska, has in troduced a resolution, with the view, of course, of endearing himself to the tramxs. to the effect that the tramps have the right to camp in the grounds of the Capitol. The force of this resolution is that it contradicts a municipal regulation of the District, to which the Commis sioners of the District have al ready called the attention of the tramps; The rules of the Sen ate for once served a good pur pose when they enabled this res olution to be suppressed. But it ought- to be understood that rep resentatives of Anarchists, either of the European and murderous or of the American and blathers kite variety, are not in place in the Senate of the United States, There is no question before the people of such momentous consequence, and the vicious doc -1.1 T trine should be denounced by the press, the people and the pul pit. FRESH FUN. THE SHAItP AND WITTY SAYINGS OF THE PRESS MEN. . Dishere kid o' mine, said Tough Jimmy's parent, dragging him before the professor of boxing and athletics, is clever with his dukes and wants to be a fighter. He's built for it. W'at do you t'ink? Here my boy, said the gentle manly professor, let us find out. Let me see you take this pen and write a challenge. Maude )setat 8 and a resident of the Ashbarrel tenement.) This book's all about a dook w'at loves a duchess. Wouldn't you love 1 to i be a duchess, Louise? Louise (with enthusiasm) JNext to being casneer back uv a , soda f ounting I'd ruther be that than anything: else in the wThole world. Some young men, fond of practical joke, enjoyed them i selves hugely yesterday at the expense of a number of citizens Suicide of Chas. E. Yarboro. A telegram was received here last week announcing the suicide of Chas. E. Yarboro, "a former resident of Louisburg, ; and a son of Henry Yarboro, a highly .re spected colored ' man. The re mains were brought here last Saturday and interred the same day. The funeral services were conducted by Rev. . , Charley wasan unusually in telligent colored man, well-educated, and - was held in high es teem by our citizens generally. For a number of years he was editor of the Atlanta Anneal, a staunch D'.jinoxji-itic journal, but stopped its publication soon af ter the election of Mr. Cleve land, to accept a government jjo- SltlOU."' The sympathy of the entire community goes out to the stricken parents in their sad be reavement. The Washington Fust gives the following particulars of his death : C. E. Yarboro, colored, a clerk in the Geological Survey Offices, committed suicide yesterday by shooting himself through the head. It was about 2 o'clock wThe he entered Folger Park, which is in front of Providence Hospital, and sat down upon a bench. For twenty minutes he sat looking at some letters he had written, and then at a moment, when no one was near, drew a revolver from his pocket and sent a ball through his brain. He was carried into Providence Hospital, but died before any thing could be done for him Yarboro was about forty years old and a good-lookmg mulatto His face was almost white, and ho was of heavy build. He lived at 40 G street southwest, at the house of a colored woman. A son who had been adopted to Yarboro also lived with him mis son is about eighteen years old, and is employed as a laborer m the Census Bureau. About a mouth ago Yarboro suffered a stroke of paralysis, and although he recovered com pletely, has been very despond ent. He expected that paralysis would end his existence almost any day, and told several friends that he would anticipate such a death. in tne dead man s pocket was found three letters, one ad dressed to his father and mother, who live in Louts burg, N. C and the other to Herbert Harris, Capitol, and Charles Jones, Coast Survey. In these letters he spoke of his fear of death by paralysis. Colored men rarely commit suicide and for this reason Yar- boro's act will attract consider able attention. He was well dressed and seemed to have been quite prosperous. Louisburg JS C. Times. POST NO HILLS ON II EROS. Mr. W. H. Smith makes a queer appeal in the American Journal of Politics for the creation of an "Order of American Knighthood," and tries to show that ambition to be enrolled in such an order would encourage bravery, talent, patriotism, and all the civic virtues. He thus meets the objections of people who do not think that a ribbon or other gewgaw would have much attraction for men of brains: "Cynics may gibe and dema gogue politicians carp, but the fact remains that human nature is stirred to emulation even by such simple things as a ribbon when given to merit by a by a great government. The decoration does not ennoble the wearer, does not make his genius shine bright er, or increase the power of his intellect, but it makes his blood run faster, and he walks before his iellowman with a more con scious pride, rue carper will ask, ' 'Would Longfellow's songs have sounded any sweeter, or would Irving or Hawthorne have written any purer English, or told their stories m any more fascinating manner had they been decorated witn ribbon or even with the diamonds of the U-arterr inq, pernaps not, nor would srnch decorations have made them greater or more lovable in any sense, but it doubtless would have been a de light to them had their govern ment honored them by some such distinction. Recur again to war, that great example of heroic deeds. Imagine glorious Phil Kearney, or the impetuous Cus ter, charging at the head of their men lilse a tornado ot war, wear ing upon their breasts a ribbon or other decoration that had been given them for conspicuous bravery, and -every man of those who followed knowing that he, too, could win such a mark of ap preciation, what heioes it would have made of every one who a charged on such a'field, Mr. Smith could, not have made out a better cause for his opponents than he has done in choosing the instances ciuoted. Longfellow, Irving and Haw thorne were at least as devoid of snobbery as Dickens and Thack eray, both of whom refused the empty honor of nobility, as Gladstone also refused it more than onceT His inferior rival Dis raeli grasped it; but "Dizzy" al ways was barbaric m his tastes and addicted to gorgeous raiment. It is not easy to imagine Custer or Kearney or their1 splendid soldiers fightir.g ; ay more gal lantly even if they knew that a whole shop of ribbons and but tons were to reward their valor. Grant was a brave man, but he disdained martial millinery and wore plain clothes whenever hn could escape the oblicnti on of x - 0 - full dress. Think of Emerson bemedalled like a champion bicyclist, or Whit-comb Rilev. William D Howells, Joel Chandler Harris", or Mark Twain, eclinsintr tho ' x o glory of a Coxey's Army parado by shining at anAuthors'Reading in stars and garters, - wampum and war-paint. Mr. Smith does Clot- sav iust how his scheme is to be carried out save that it should be bv the Government." Would he leave it to the co-ordinate branches of the Government, the President and Congress? In that case, what larks ! Representa tive Muggins, of Arizona," would Brass Nose-ring on an eminent au thor of his district otherwise un known to fame. If Representative Muggins knew his business ho could log-roll ; his bill through both Houses of Congress, and if Arizona happened to be a doubt ful State at the moment, no fear but that the Bard of Tombstone Gulch would be entitled to a newer, prouder honor, and would make the last surviving Apache feel insignificant enough in com parison when he donned his em blems of glory. Should the President alone bo entitled to nominate candidates? We have had Presidents who were not the very best judges of literature or art on tho face of the globe. Some even have in cautiously confessed their prefer ences in "favorite poems," "fav orite writers of fiction" and what not. On the whole it would be wiser to leavo the matter to set tlement by popular vote, or by national lottery, or perhaps bv "chucking up" a cent in each in dividual case heads, tho candi date wins; tails, he doesn't. No, the country is not really pining for an Order of Knight hood, nor for an Academy of Im mortals, nor for a National Flower; all three institutions having been gravely proposed for public consideration. What it wants in the present crisis is some sensible legislation in re gard to wool and iron and pork and timber, (unhewn and fin ished), and coal (anthracite and bituminous); together with sev eral other questions such as the prevention of Asiatic cholera, hApaism and the cattle distemper. It wants a serious and speedy settlement of the industrial dis turbances, which shall give the workingman twenty-one meals a week, shelter clothing and the other necessaries and luxuries properly due to honest labor. Heroes are not made by hold- ribbons and buttons before their eyes. The nation has never lacked men and women ready to give their labor and life, if neces sary, for its honor and welfare, and it never shall; but Knight hood was discarded along with other swaddling clothes when young America left its mother's apron - string a hundred years ago. Mrs. Gadders. "! have somuoh trouble keeping a cook. I cant get one that will stay any longer than a week. Mrs. Sauers (loftily) My family is just the same size as yours, and I have no trouble. Mrs. Gadders. Yes; I've heard that your cook had an easy thing of it. She told .my chambermaid that she had hardly anything to do except when company came. FOR SALE OR RENT A six room dwelling, large garden good well of water &c. Apply to MRS. E. A. STANLEY, It I, i I