R 73 s t t GO Q W H W rrtCN f f w SJ re W g o CO O CD CO s 8 M o o CO r- P i i CO 33 U P- c -' e-r- ' D3 M S m 5 O o o3 S CO This Argus o'er the people's lights, Doth an eternal vigil keep No soothing strains of Maia's sun, Can lull its hundred eyes to sleep" Vol. XVI. GOIiDSBORO. N. C THURSDAY MAY 81, 1894, i STO. 30 3 1 fiffi? .ILffJL. 1 d I III I Ul i t 1 t I El 115 II II J I I II I I I I UH W CALAMITY IN VERSE. Another Plea for Sewerage. Some cities boast largely on what they have got, And smile in darision on towns that hj,ve not So many line buildings and men that are rich. Goldsboro is not boasting though it has tha "Big Ditch." Its banks are not covered with hickory and oak. But a bountiful growth of jimson and poke. On it? slow Bowing waters swim the gan der and drake. And the weeds that spring up form tiro homo of the snake. Four times it is spanned in its course through the town;. You can cross at1 each place when tho bridge is not down: Try which place you may, the near or the further. You will wish before you cross you had gone to the other. Tho children think tho bailiing as nice : s can be: Like tho River of Life, its waters are free. 'Tis a favorite resort for tho kids of the town. But unfortunately the water is too shal low to drown. And after a bath, and the children get back, Thoy are washed with "Sapolio" to tell white from black. Tho complaints of a moth jr are not very mild Who washes a dozen children to find hor own child. And after a rain and its bank overflows And the water recedes, it don't smell like a rose. But it still has a charm to beguile and bewitch Goldsboro is not boasting, but is proud of iho ditch. J. M. II. Goldsboro, May 2.'!. TAUHLELS AT A BANQUET. The Members of the North Caroli . Scc:ety at the Kimball. ' It was a scene of rare fellow ship presented at tho Kimball house last night, when the mem bers of the North Carolina So ciety, in full quorum, entered the S)acious banquet hall and took their seats around the festive board. The repast was an elegant spread, and was equally rich in the charm of flavor and abund ance. It soothed the patriotic appetites of the sons of North Carolina, and lulled them back into the memory of the time when under the pines of tieir native state, thev last enjoyed their naternal hospitality. Every dainty which the market afforded was trioutary to the feast, and there was no end to the How of wine and wit. It is a hierh. though a wTell-merited. compliment to say of the banquet that from beginning to end there was not a dull moment. It was liternllv a feast of plenty and of patriotism. After the substantial part of the banquet was concluded, and which was voted by every one. present as the most delightful af fair ever attended, the toasts of the evening were next in order. In eloquent phrases and patri tic fervor the members of the socitv arave earnest of their love for the old commonwealth and showed that none of the devotion had wasted in the state of their adoption. The annual address by Professor Winston was a gem of oratory and the glory of the old state was happily depicted in the glowing fancy of the orator. As he expressed himself, in fer vid diction, the rapture of his hearers mounted to their lips, and every period ended with ap plause. The address was one of rare eloquence and was char acterized throughout by a rich, soulful beauty. Hon. W. T. Dortch- was one of the distinguished guests of the occasion and in a happy and brilliant manner he responded to the toast. "The Day We Cele brate." The other toasts on the programme were as follows: "Our Guests," Mr. F. H. Rich ardson; "North Carolina," Mr. W. W. Davies; "Woman," Mr. Shepaid Bryan, and "Our Adopted Home," Mr. W. P. An drews. The entire event was decidedly one of the most enjoyable that Atlanta has known in a long time. The tar heels, like the Virgin ians, are fond of their state, and never does the occasion arise that a North Carolinian does not show his love for his native state. The address of Mr. W. T. Dortch was one of the most elo quent and chaste talks Atlantians have heard in a lonjr time. His address was full of good logic, while his words and style were captivating. It was with an easy grace that Colonel Dorth caught those present and his friendship embraced all who were present when he finished. Atla. Consti tution, I Mb. Piatt pleaded for the ad iournment nf the Senate re cently on the ground that Sen ators should have . a change - into the pure, open air. Some of them are cgoing to be granted the privilege of enjoying the THE HABIT OF HAPPINESS. It is just as easy to teach chil dren the habit of happiness, says the editor of the Woman's World of the New York Ledger, as to allow them, to grow up in a con stant state of morose irritability and fretfulness. Very few people realize that irritability and fault-finding are merely a habit, and that, too, of the most disagreeable sort. It is comparatively easy to see why such an inclination grows upon tins children. The parents are worried and vexed, wearied wTith the cares and responsibilities of life, and thus not particularly good-natured. They not only en courage by their own conduct the disagreeable practice of grum bling and fretting, but are often so irritable that the innocent amusements of the children grate upon their feelings to such an ex tent that the youngsters are for bidden to romp or play about the house. Away back yonder we remem ber a woman whose soul was burdened with care, who felt at war with all the world, who used to punish her children when they romped, and rebuked them when when they laughed, who charged tliem with the most outrageous ingratitude and cruelty because thev could be merry and she so unhappy. Many a child has gone about the house sullen and quiet for this very reason. Many another has gone out of the home circle to seek pleasure elsewhere be cause the atmosphere of home was so depressing and gloomy as to be intolerable. One of the greatest mistakes of life is to cultivate the habit of expecting too much of circumstances. There, is bound to be just so many drawbacks, just so much misery, pain and unhappiness in the world, and those persons are the wisest who make allowance for this state of affairs. Very few things in this life come out as we desire, and it is only egre gious folly to expect any such thing as perfect happiness, and that all things in this world will come to us in our own way. While it is not worth while to cultivate a demeanor anywhere approaching the hilarious or flip pant, it is an excellent idea to educate one'sself up to the be lief that this a rather uncertain existence, and the best one has a right to expect is the middle ground of comfort, and the ab sence of afflictions. One of the ablest of contempo rary writers makes one of her characters declare that the greatest happiness she allows herself to anticipate is that she may be spared great sorrows. Little troubles must come; there is no such thing as avioding them; and when one knows that this must be the case, it would seem the part of wisdom to so prepare the mmd for them that their coming will not disturb the even current of life nor upset the temper and nerves to such an ex tent as to make the sufferer and all immediate friends sharers in the depression. There is nothing more health ful than real, genuine, hearty, heart-felt fun: and if children and young people were encour as:ed to indulge in more of it, and if parents would take even mod erate doses of jt themselves, the world would be in a much more comfortable, Christian and prom ising condition. Washington News. Yashington, May 24. The President, accompanied by Sec retaries Carlisle and Gresham and Captain Robley Evans, of the Lighthouse Board, arrived in Washington on the Lighthouse Tender Violet at 12.15 to-day. The Postmaster General called for the resignation of A. W Bingham, of Maryland, chief of the finance division of the Post- office Department. -Orders dispatching the Atlanta and Marblehemd to relieve the New York and San Francisco at Bluefields have been prepared by the Navy Department and the commanders of those vessels have been directed to prepare to leave Hampton Koads the latter part of next week. Orders were issued from the Navy Department to-day to put the cruiser Cincinnati into com mission at the Brooklyn yard on June 14th, with the following detail of officers: Capt. Henry Glass, Commander ; Lieuten ant-Commander J. D. Kelley, Executive Officer; Lieutenants. A. M. Mayor, G. A. Govek, Jno- G. Caldwell, and A. C. Dilling, ham;Ensign H. P. Huse: Chief Engineer, J. S.Chasmei ; Passed Assistant Engineers, R. R. Leach and Geo. F. Bird; Assistant En gineer, W. -S. Burke. Ensign A, M. Beacher is de tached from inspection "duty at the Bethlehem Steel Works and ordered to ordnance instruction 1 at the Washington Navy Yard. GRADUATING EXERCISES Yesterday of the Goldsboro Graded chool. Those of our citizens who at tended the commencement exer cises of the graduating cliss of the Goldsboro Graded School, which were held at that institu tion Friday, were regaled with a rare treat of intellectual pab ulum and brought to realize with growing pride and thrilling pleas ure that our excellent Graded School, under the efficient super intendency of Prof. Logan D. Howell, and the ever zealous, painstaking and competent in struction of the corps of teachers that compose the faculty of this institution, is ac complishing the highest possible and most gratifying achieve ments in the instruction and training of the youth of this com munity. All the exercises of the gradu ating class Friday were of su perior excellence and were char acterized by a comprehensiveness of study and by an ability for grasping the strong points of the subjects and a power of con densation that could not but win the admiration of all who heard them and inspire pardonable pride in the breasts of their par ents, teachers and friends. The address of welcome on the part of the class was delivered by Mr. Wm. Spicer, and was an ornate and well-prepared paper. He was the president of the class and presided over the exercises, which were rendered as follows: Quotations from Virgil's Eneid Class. Analysis of Cicero's oration against Cataline. Miss Kate Dar den. The .Eneid Miss Mary Jones. Pen Pictures from Virgil Miss Annie Hardison. Gehenna Miss Clyde . Den mark. Influence of Latin upon Eng lish Miss Daisy Brown. t Debate Query, "Resolved that there should be an educa tional qualification for suffrage" affirmative. Louis Grant and Dan Richardson; negative, Wm. Borden and Willis Brogden. At the conclusion of these ex ercises fc uperintendent Howell announced, that while no prizes had been offered in any of the studies of the class, and the pu pils had studied for love of study and from a sense of duty and praiseworthy emulation, it was hispleasur to confer upon the leader of the class on the nart o the girls and the leader on the pare ot the boys an unexpected prize the generous gift of Mr. Henry Weil, who made the same present last year, and who has always been a staunch and val uable friend of the school. It was found on comparison of re cords for the school year that Miss Daisy Brown and Mr. Wil lis Brogden wTere entitled to these prizes, a $20 gold piece to each The uipiomas were then con ferred upon the graduating class by Mr. Jos. E. Robinson, editor of The Argus. The following are the full names of the graduating class : Misses Annie Patience Hardi son, Lula JJaisy Brown, Cather ine Darden, Mary Best Jones, Mary Clyde Denmark, Messrs. Willis James Brogden and vV il liam Spicer. Messrs. Daniel White Richard son and William Henry Borden, J r. , received certificates, not hav mg taken the full graduating course. The Argus wishes teachers and pupils alike a happy and joyous vacation. Dr. Nouri's Claim. Washington, May 26. The "claim of Dr, Zamorin Nouri, Archbishop of Babylon, discoverer of the Ark and the possessor of many other titles, against the United States, which seems to have excited a great deal of interest in England, where tne potentate is at pres ent stopping, is well known to the Department of State, - which is by no means alarmed at the rapid growth of the claim from $5,000 in Washington to $5,000,- 000 in London. jjr. JNouri was here last au tumn and told the Turkish Min ister a most extraordinary tale of how he was victimized as a re sult of a conspiracy in California while on his way to take part in le Congress of Religions at the World's Fair. He claimed to have been rob bed of valuables and to have been confined illegally in a lunatic asylum. He demanded $50,000 in compensation. Without in dorsing this claim the Turkish minister referred it to the State Department. PEKIN DUCK EGGS, For Sale. 50 cts per setting. LYNDON HUMPHREY AS YOU LIKE IT. Now let the dominant party m the Senate get a gait on and pass the tariff bill through, it. All these strikes don't in the least-shake the general conviction that the best time for striking is the clock. Dropping partisans may not break them up to the extent of breaking their bones, but it knocks them out of place. One of the sights of Congress is to see the Spe-aker throwing his eye over the House and the various members trying to catch it. Senators may be falsely charged with manipulating sugar, but there is unquestionably a large class of humanity prone to take stock ill taffy. Proposing to get over the grass prohibition by talking from a balloon is very suggestive of a Coxeyite. They imagine they're above the law. - One of his disciples says Coxey wants to be President. With Mc- Kinley out for it, too, and the rest of the State to hear from, Ohio's going for monopoly in a new direction. Less gold going abroad has shut up the calamity howlers in that line. For that matter, as to any effect they're having they might as well be as dead as the Doges of Venice. Senator Hill's much-talked-of fight against the Senate tariff bill began Saturday. It appar ently ended also. On his free lead ere amendment one Demo crat and one Populist voted with him; the other forty-nine Sena tors voted the other -way. As a leader of a combine, Mr. Hill seems scarcely a success. By a curious freak of fate it happens that Nova Scotia coal is being imported to the United States, not by the influence of a free-trade law, but under the operations of McKmley's sky high protection. These blatant t raads precrpitated the coal strike by cutting down wages already reduced by McKinleyism to the starvation point, and now, in furtherance of their war upon American wages, they are doing the very thing which for a gene ration they have declared would ruin them namely, importing foreign coal. From the remarks of some of the minority Senators and of the able editors who regard the Mc Kinley tariff as the summit "of statesmanship, we gather that the tariff bill now pending m the Senate is objectionable for two reasons: 1. It is a free trade tariff, de signed for the destruction of American industries. 2. It is not a free trade tariff, but affords protection to Ameri can industries. The apparent contradiction in tlxese two objections is easily reconciled by the third, which is really the important one and comprehends both the others: It is a Democratic tariff, and therefore to be opposed. While the Commonwealers are marching to Washington de manding that Congress shall fur nish them with wrork, the fruit growers and gardeners of Dela ware and Maryland can't get half as many hands as they need to pick strawberries and pull weeds. The persistency with which these armies of tramps look in the wrong place for work furnishes all the evidence needed that the Commonwealers are not anx ious to find the work they pretend to be looking for. There should be idle people enough who really want work to pick the berries and pull the weeds 01 the country, ana the journey from town to country for this purpose will be neither a long nor a costly one if any desire to make it. ' Trial of Labor Agitators! Cumberland, Md., May 26.- There has been no changes since yesteraay in the mining situa tion m this county. No inter ference w ith the miners desiring to work has been reported. Many miners are in the city to-day, drawn here by the proceedings now in progress before Judges Boyd and Hoffman against agi tators Wilson, u JVlalley and others for contempt ot court in violating the order in the in junction of the Consolidation Coal Company not to interfere m any manner with the opera tion of their mines." Gtl ENTS' f astrlalack half-hose frcm 15c up. straw hats, all gradee, at lowest prices. Tan Shoes, $1,50, $2.50 and $4: patent leathe bho&s, at Southerland. Brinkley & Co, IS SAMOA TO BE SURREY- , DERED. The eternal Samoan question comes to the fore again with two or three cool propositions: first to turn the whole control of the islands over to Germany, Eng land taking the Tonga Islands, which don't belong to her, by way of compensation, and the United States being given leave to withdraw. That is the German proposi tion. The London Pall Mall Ga zette offers as a substitue arrange ment, that England establish a protectorate over the country without paying heed to or Araerican interests. Sir George Gray, Prime Minister of New German formerly Zealand, suggests as a third solution the difficulty that the Islands of be annexed to New Zealand; "not from any motives of ambition (of course not!) but simply for the welfare of the Samoans." As he j udiciousiy remarks : "Although the United States have not a single arsenal on their West coast, they are absolutely secure, but they would not be if the Germans controlled Samoa. The mere frown of the United States was sufficient to prevent the German nominee from super seding King Malietoa." If we have not a single arsenal on our Western coast, while Great Britain is completing one of the strongest fortresses in the world, at Esquimault, command ing our whole Pacific border, perhaps it would be as well for us to look out for enemies nearer home than bamoa; but there is no good reason why our Govern ment should be indiffierent to possible danger in Samoa. Hawaii, orVancouver. Secretary Gresham is said to regard our interests in Samoa as of little value. That we can hardly believe. They were deemed important enough a few years ago to warrant a sharp interposition by Secretary Bayarch- and his successor thought them worth the cost of dispatching a fleet of war vessels for their protection. The tragic sequal of that expedition may have been partly the result of bad judgement; but if the send ing of our fleet to Samoa was wrong, its destruction was not a blunder but a crime, the respon sibility of which wTould rest equally upon Mr. Bayard and Mr. Blaine. The country was sufficiently disgusted by the way in which the naval authorities stifled all inquiry into the cause of that shocking disaster; but if we make the American sailor abi'oad ut terly ashamed of his country we needonlv adopt the policy of scuttling out of Samoa and let ting the Pacific islands in gener al be looted by England, Ger many, or any other free-booter who may covet them. Already the London Chronicle nominates Robert Louis Steven son, the novelist, for paramount commissioner ot bamoa under a British protectorate. Mr. Ste venson used to hate the Yankees in his early days but of late he has been more kindly disposed, and his book on the Samoan question, barring a little slop about the American Admiral who lost his own fleet with serene for titude. but rejoiced with great joy that the English ship had es caped, is a fair and ; just story of recent events in that region. If Mr. Stevenson should become first chief potentate of Samoa, Americans would probably re- ceive gentle toleration there; but whv the United States should submit to being deprived alto gether of rights guaranteed by solemn treaty within five years is a mystery for diplomats to un ravel. It passes the compre hension of the ordinary patriotic citizen. Sanford Express: Near Fay- etteville Thursday of last week there was a remarkable electri cal phenomenon. Four persons standing m a yard near a- nouse heard a whizzing sound and saw a ball of fire descending toward them. An instant later it ex ploded with a stunning report, and all four persons were knocked down, and were insensible for several minutes. One partially paralyzed. Near them an ox was killed instantly, yet its sKin was not punctured nor were any bones broken. When the explosion oc curred there was no thunder, lightning nor rain. , The Question of Adjournment. Washington, May 26. Nobody thinks about the Sen ate committee on appropriations at this time, but upon that com mittee will largely depend the length of the present session of the Congress. Everybody sup poses that when the revenue bill is passed by the Senate adjourn ment will be in sight. That is a popular fallacy. When the rev enue bill is passed by the Senate there will be at least a month of consideration of the bill in con ference before it is finally agreed to by both the House and the Senate. - But, even if the tariff bill could be agreed to within a few days after its passage by the Senate, the Congess could not adjourn for a month or more after the revenue bill was out of the way. The annual appropriations -for the expenses of the government must be made. The committee on appropriations has reported the pensions, fortifications and military academy appropriation bills, but that is a mere modicum of the work before that impor tant committee. The House has passed and the Senate commit tee is now considering the- agri cultural, army, diplomatic, naval, post office, sundry civil and Dis trict of Columbia appropriation bills. The legislative, Indian and deficiency bills have not yet come to the Senate from the House. All of these bills must be con sidered and reported from the committee on appropriation be fore the Senate can consider them. While the Senate meets at 10 o'clock every morning it is impossible to get the committee together, and hence considera tion of appropriation bills is daily deferred. They cannot be con sidered by the committee until after the revenue bill is disposed of finally. It will take the com mittee at least one month to re port the pending appropriation bills, and it will take the Con- ess at least another month to dispose of the bills after they have been favorably reported. It is practically impossible for the Congress to reach an adjourn ment earlier than September 1 or the latter part of August. Runaway Horses in Russia. Several serious accidents have occurred in the Park from run away horses and many innocent lives were m peril. Do you know that in Russia a runaway horse has a thm cord with a run ning noose around his neck at the neck strap, and the end is tied to the dashboard. At Rome I saw in the Cor so a phaeton with two spirited horses bolt They were driven by a lady, and I expected to see instant destruc tion. But the lady coolly grasp ed the cord and within thirty yards the horses came to a full stop. I afterward met the lady at Nice, and expressed surprise at the skill with which she stopped the runaways. She treated it as a trifle, and told me that accidents from runaway horses were unknown m Russia, as none but a lunatic would drive without the cord. When the horse bolts he takes the bit in his teeth and the skill of the driver is useless. The moment the pressure comes on the wind pipe the horse knows he has met his master. Your paper speaks to a larsre audience of men and women who drive, and this letter may save lives. Can not New Yofk learn a lesson from St. Petersburg.-Cor resjxmd ence of .New York Advertiser. 'Murphy's" the mountain sta tion celebrated by Bret Harte in the legend beginning, "Wal ker, of Murphy's, blew a hole through Peters for tellinghim ho lied," was a scene last week of another episcode suggesting early Argonaut days, when the stage from that place was ' 'held 11tV, hv two masked "robbers and a pretty fight ensued. Messenger Hendricks, one of the old-time heroic stripe, resisted the assail ants with the help of a sawed-off shot-gun, and succeeded in kiL insr one of the robbers. The other returned the fire, fatally wounding one of the passengers On the same day, "African Jack," a noted desperado, was arrested in San Francisco for robbing the stage at Angels, an other of Bret Harte's pictures quely "named localities. Call f ornia has always resented Mr, Harte's dramatic stories, "tending to keep away immigra tion"; but the news from the Go den S hows that there is plenty of exciting adventures still there for anybody who finds life monotonous in the effete East. ' Henry Blount in Snow Hill. Snow Hill, N. C, May 25. Editor of The Argus : On Tuesday, May 22nd, the people of Snow Hill and Greene county enjoyed an intellectual feast of the rarest kind. Henry Blount, of Wilson, had been invited to deliver his famous lecture en titled "Beyond the Alps Lies Italy, " and a large and apprecia tive audience of ladies and gen tlemen greeted him at the ap pointed time. The lecture was free, but the object in view was the raising of funds for the erec tion of the Confederate monu ment in Raleigh, and after the lecture was Over a very good sum. was raised for this laudable and patriotic purpose by private contributions. The lecture was a success in every way and was greatly enjoyed by all present. Mr. Blount has a wonderful lower for controlling the emo tions of his auditors. He car ries them m quick succession from the most uproarious laugh ter to sadness. His humor is very fine and some of his recita tions from the great tragedians are very grand. He has studied his subject very thoroughly and with a masterly hand portrays the lives of several fine charac ters wTho, without money or in fluence, have by the force of pluck and energy surmounted the Alps of treir difficulties and made a grand success of life. Yours truly, M. Freight Train Captured. Terre Haute, Indiana, May . Liight hundred miners in the isig Jbcur yards here are holding a captured treight train on which they propose to ride to Pana, Illinois. Mayor Ross refuses to inter- tere unless the company swears out warrants. Sheriff Stout has appealed and gave the same answer. The men are peaceable, but do not propose to leave the tram on which they came from Fontaine, At Fontaine a few miles from Terre Haute, 1,500 miners have gathered about the coal chutes and refuse to allow freight en gines to take coal. Passenger trains" are not molested and pass through on time. Super intendent Neel hcts wired that if the men are taken to Pana there will be bloodshed and rather than move the men all the trains will be abandoned. Last night about two hundred men left Brazil for this city to loin the striKors sidetracKed here, and accompany them to ana, Illinois. A report has reached Brazil that 250 miners from the south ern part-of the county left to-day for Pana. This will augment the number from that district to over 1,000 determined men. Last evening a flat car of slack was captured on the C. & 1. C. near Kosedale, by the miners and side-tracked. The men de siring to attend to other busi ness left women armed with all sorts of missiles in charge of the car, and they dilligently re sisted all attempts made to cap ture it, Looses by the Flood. The West Branch watershed, through which the deluge of the past few days coursed onward in ways ot destruction ana rum equal to that caused by the flood of 1889. is -exceptionally located to become subject to periodical visitations of the elements with out means to avert calamity and danger. That section of the State is now without the forests that formerly held back the wa ters. It is doubtful if one-tenth of the virgin timber territory of thirty years ago remains as a remnant of "what were at one time considered illimitable for est areas, so' rapidly have the mills worked up the pine and the hemlock, and the sole remedy exists in replanting the barren hill and mountain sides, and by this slow process returning to original conditions The counties of Clearfield, Cameron, Centre, Clinton, Pot ter, Elk, Lycoming and Tioga embrach-gan area of 7,777 square miles containing a population of 316,666 of the 5,258,01s credited by census to the State com prise the flood stricicen sec tion. In them the losses sustained by. ruined farm lands bridges swept away and cities covered by the waters will aggregate from 7,000,000 to $12,000,000 The principal sufferers will be the cities of Williamsport and Lock Haven. A city under 8 feet of water the very unfortu- nrte condition of Williamsport for nearly two days is not likely tr emerge from tho slime and mud exceptVat great cost to every household and industry, The calamity is shared by all alike. In proportion Lock Haven has had just as great a trial. The county of Lycoming loses $325,- 000 in bridge values alone. Pltila. Times. . United on the Tariff. Senator Gorman's speech on the tariff is significant, not merely as a defense of the meas ure now pending in the Senate, but particularly as an intimation that its early passage may be ex pected. Senator Gorman is one of the shrewdest of the Demo cratic leaders. He is not a leader in debate nor in the advancement of abstract principles. He works by concessions and combinations. but he always works for results, and when he appears upon the floor it is generally accepted as an indication that the result is clearly v.nii'n rer "h. r As long as we have large in dustries that have been fostered under an artificial tariff system. any measure of revenue reform must be hampered by the obliga tion to conform to existing facts, just as it must be hampered on the other side by the necessity of providing the large revenue re quired by the fixed expenditures jhe government. Under such conditions a tariff cannot be framed upon theory alone: the most that we can demand is that it shall have a just and compre hensive theory at its foundation, and this the present tariff bill un questionably has. It is that which separates it essentially from the McKmley act, which was a com pilation of separate schedules made up in the interest of indi viduals and combinations, and it will be a great gain to have put such a tariff on the statue books, even though many of its details falls far short of a theoretical ideal. If it is true, as Senator Gor man s speech indicates, and as the vote on Mr. Teller's motion attests, that the Democratic Senators have at last united in support of the pending bill, their one clear duty is to press its passage with the least possible delay. It must be an improve ment on the tariff now in force, and there is every reason to ex pect that it will abundantly meet the present requirements of the country. Once finally adopted, it will give the needed assurance of stability, and we may confi dently look for an immediate and steady revival of industry and trade. Fine Satire. Ws have seldom seen a neater piece of satire than the follow ing from the New York Evening Post : "We are glad the platform of the Pennsylvania Republicans recommends an expansion of the circulating medium of tho country until the same shall amount to $40 per capita of our population. ' It is now only $134 per capita. Six dollars more per capita wonld, we think, lift us promptly out of our present slough of despond. But it ought to be distributed at the treasury, sub-treasury and postoffices 'di rectly to the people.' The rea son why the present $34 per capita does so little good is that the banks and goldbugs have t hold of it all and refuse to give it for goods, or what is the same thing as goods, collateral. Consequently it is useless to the eat body of the people, for how few of us have got any collateral. With six dollars more apiece put into every man's - and woman s pocket by the United States marshal or other Federal oflicial, we think we see a bright future for America. Having 'got them, however, we must hold on to them. If we part with them the goldbugs are sure to get hold of them, and we should be no better off than ever. They should be hidden somewhere about the house, and not be allowed, as is too often the case, to dribble into banks and trust companies." No better commentary could be made on the vicious folly of those demagogues who proclaim that 'more money" is all that is needed to save, the country. We don't want any more unless it is good money, and no honest way has yat been discovered by which any one can get money without giving its equivalent for it. Some of our newspapers and politicians talk as if the peo ple were a set of blasted idiots. Paul Bourget says that he. likes America, but confesses that he has advised Zola to come over here and lecture, saying that halls big enough to holdhis ad mirers could not be found. Pos sibly the secret of this advice is M. Bouget does not like M. Zola and wants to get him into trouble. The American admirers of Zola are few and far from representa tive. They will not be increased by his dull and nauseous serial, "Lourdes," now oozing through the columns of the New York Herald. fiST'Send your orders for Job (Printing to the Argus Job office. Neat work, low prices. f! I il- f- - I ft r . 9- r,f m i i - ' '' s ' '''-I ' 4 ,r r j 'I 5 i f pure open "air indefinitely