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Advertisements not specified as to time, published until ordered out, and charged accordingly. All advertisements considered due from first inser tion. , . , One-inch to constitute a square. POETRY. CONTRAST. There is happy flailing for others Adoiftt life's calm, street seaa, Whosei boats are gayly dancing Before the fragrant breeze; There are adverse winds and a billowy sea, And storms, and clouds, and gloom for me. Some walk 'long paths all fair and sweet, Abloom with ooantless flowers, And scaroe can tell which first to pluck In all love's radiant bowers; I walk along a thorny road, Bearing a cross—a heavy load. Some have their homes all bright with love And kisses and fond good-byes, That only makes short absence sweet. And tearless, sparkling eves; There's a dear one's gTave on the hill for me, And rest, sweet rest, beyond the sea. I, too, had ooantless treasures once, More than my heart could hold; Love scattered its pearls down at my feet, And crowned me with its gold. My pearls were gathered by the demon, Death, My gold was tarnished by his breath. God, steer my boat adown the sea, Tlirough all the murk and gloom; Help me to walk along the road Where not one flower doth bloom; Open the pearl-gates 'cross Death's sea And give my darling back to me. THREE SEASON* BY CHRISTINA ROBETTI. "A cup for hope I" she said. In spring-time ere the bloom was old; The orimson wine was pure and cold By her mouth's richer red. "A cup for lave 1" how low. How soft the words; and all the while Her blush was rippling with a smile. Like Summer after snow. "A cup for memory !" Cold cup that one must drain alone; While Autumn winds are up and moan Across the barren sea. Hope, memory, love, Hope for fair morn, and love for day, And memory for the evening gray And solitary dove. ■nCELUHT. A Wrong System. It is no sign of gontility to be utterly indifferent to expenses. Many people think it is quite "the correct thihg" 'to know nothing of the prioes of common articles. Suoh ignorance is supposed to snggesfc Idea of vast wealth. But the facts are, that it suggests quite a different train of ideas. The truly refined and high bred, with abundant resonroes at command, know that it ad vertises a great ignorance of the world, a very limited education, and even leas common sense. This sort of display goes hand-in-hand with vulgarity, ana stamps its possessor in a way that is "known and read of most men." Peo ple possessed of wealth, which is not founded upon "shifting sand," are usually most exact and systematic in all their money affairs. Ladies of wealth and good breeding see well tc 'he ways of their households, and are strict in their domestic management, that no waste shall be allowed. As a rale, the poor are more wasteful than the rich—-one reason why they remain poor, when a young oouple, with their way to make in the world, begin housekeeping m a style that is only su table in people of established wealth they do oommand the respect they wish in places where their reputation is of the greatest aopount to them. Busi ness men, where oonfidenoe is a young man's best capital, will not trust *»i»n half as readily as if he had "begun small." If there is anything that makes home unoonfortable, it is the continued consciousness that one is living beyond one's means, and that a reckoning day is sure to come. Yet the calls for ex penditure are incessant, and each keeps on buying, with no calculation how matters are ooming out, until the final crash settles the matter for them. If you wish to get true oomfort out of your income, and oommand the respect •. of those about you, learn to keep your account* accurately, and spend your money with discretion. ' GRAHAM, ALAMANCE COUNTY, NORTH CAROLINA, TUESDAY, MARCH 2,, 1875. OUR BOAKDER'S STORY. BY IRON DOMINO. "How long has your husband been dead, Mrs. Clerris?" asked our Mag, with a blnntness that made us all ashamed. "He is not dead," was the quiet re ply, but a quivering of pain mingled with the patient look of her face, and it did not need that mother should shake her head at us, thereby implying that no more questions were to be asked,' for we were awed into silenoe and were very sorry that Mag's impertinence should have given us the due to a story that was evidently so sad. We knew comparatively little of Mrs. Clerris, but she was the friend of acquaintances and through them had desired to share the quiet of our coun try home as a boarder during the few weeks of her summer vacation from town. The pained look did not leave her faoe all that day, and when after all the work was done and mother sat alone upon the steps of the porch in the twilight that was fast giving place to darkness, Mrs. Olerris went out and sat beside her. She burried her face in her hands and cried quietly a few moments while her frame trembled and shook violently. At laßt mother Ven tured : "Mrs. Olerris. you must forget Maggie's impertinent question this morning. It was only mere thought lessness and I am very sorry." •'lt does not matter," she said, "for. I am going to tell you all about it. Per haps I should have done so before." "No you need not!"" persisted mother. "It is not necessary and, I as sure you, there will be no unpleasant conclusions drawn from what we have so inadvertently learned." But this was the story she told, giving no heed to mother's assurances : "I was bat eighteen when I became the wife of Miles Gierris—an inex perienced girl who knew little of life save of its indulgences and pleasures. An only child, my father's means had been sufficient to gratify all my little whims and oaprices and petted all my life by lovingfriends, sorrow and disap pointment had been terms almost un known. It was considered a very for tunate thing forme when an opportunity arose of becoming the wife of the rich contractor, who had at first made mere business visits to our village ; and 1 remember with what unconcealed satis faction mother and father regarded the marriage preparations. To be sure he was much older than I—being nearly thirty years of age, but mother said 1 needed some one to 'take oare' of me, I was so young, while to me he seemed a very compendium of wisdom and, of course, goodnesp. So with many con gratulations and the envy of half my young friends, I started under the most favorable auspices for my new home many miles away. It was an old plaoe and the Clerrises had held it for years. There was an air of substantial comfort about it, which only wealth can give, and no wonder my girlish heart thrilled with pride as I looked upon it for the first time and thought that I was about to be its mistress. I soon found, how ever, that although Miles was the only son and heir I was hardly acknowledged even a nominal sovereign. The house hold as it was had been of many-years standing, and did not very cheerfully accept the new rnle of an inexperiened girl. Mrs. Clerris, Sr., was still living and, though scarcely able to leave her room, was always querulously intrusive and fault-finding. A spoiled ohild my self, who had anticipated great glory in the management of her own household, I could illy endure her interference and had not been many weeks a wife before my mother-in-law and myself had some very sharp passages of" words. There was also in the household a Miss Slay ton —a companion of his mother—Miles told me after introducing her; still her position in the household was always a mystery to me, for though the servants seemed to hate her cordially she yet ex erted over them a firm rule that I had never been able to acquire and in every event of the household seemed coolly but quietly to assert her own authority. To me she was always especially cour teous, but her extreme reserve and lack of confidence exasperated me while her assumption of, power was quite beyond my enduranoe. —She was 'more mistress than I,' I had once passionately ex claimed to Miles, but he always laughed away my displeasure,soon changing the subject and never himself expressing approval or disapproval, 1 used to fancy that Mrs. Clems and Miss Slayton were conspired against me and gradually there grew into my heart a fierce hatred for them both which of course made me very miserable. "Looking back now I can see that at first much of my trouble arose from un guarded jealousy and passion, for I had no suspicion of the real state of affairs. It was not until after the birth of my baby and the lingering illness that followed that the real truth began to dawn upon me. It was torment in expressible to lie upon my bed, help less, entrusted to the sole care of a nurse and knew that my husband was in the oompany of that woman whom I hated so. In the long evenings I could hear the hum of their voioes in the parlor below and the nervous, restless nights that were sure to follow greatly retarded me recovery. Often at twilight they would walk up and down the yard, and sometimes as they passed my win dow I would oatoh low, tender tones of voioe that I thought had been used only for me. Once there were words WOT i j °' «o distinct that they oould not be misunderstood, and after that I oould not name the horrible sus picion that I would intrude upon every thought for that she was a guilty crea ture thus to endure the caresses of a married man I did not doubt. "Still it would not do to proclaim what 1 so thoroughly believe and an at tempt to dismiss her from the house would involve a revelation of all my snspieions, of whioh there was no sub stantial proof and whioh probably no one would believe after all. Thus I lived, a most wretched wife, finding my only oonsolation in my little 800. My husband's tenderness—for he 'waslfr ways kind—seemed but the heartless dissimulation of an unprincipled lib ertine. I could not dissemble the hard thoughts that were in my heart, and so grew morose and distant toward them all. As might have been supposed, to the relatives and friend? who visited at the house, the stern, reserved woman who had kept her room and rarely smiled was not judged a very pleasing wife and Miles reoeived much sympathy from all his friends. When my baby was a year old, God took him out from our wretohed home. I think Miles grieved as much as I, for he was pas. sionately fond of his little boy, but I would not allow his tears to mingle with mine and resolutely shut myself in my own room there to await alone the feeling of the days that oontained such grievous chastening. On one of the wretched evenings that intervened before the funeral I stood at the open window, tearless, watching the out ooming stars and thinking that to-mor row night my little boy would sleep beneath their faithful guardianship, when a scene forced itself upon me at whioh I was then almost too stupefied to wonder. Miles came wearily up one of the graveled walks and seated himself in seeming despondence upon a rustic bench. Miss Slayton followed, placing herself by his side, though she did Bpeak to nim, as he sat with his head upon his hands. v "My poor wife !" my heart aches for her !" I heard him murmur at last. And then Miss Slayton's voice said sneeringly : "Tour wife, indeed» Ah, Miles Olerris, if she only knew !" was added in a softer done. Presently she moved nearer and leaned lovingly against him while her hand rested upon his. I could not hear the words she said, but he started up, angrily exclaiming: "A curse upon you ! I defy yrfu" and pushing her from him he walked away and stood leaning against the trunk or the old elm. She followed. "You defy me ! You have perhaps forgotten this little dooument." And she held up something. He seemed astonished and almost hissed between his shut teeth : ' You have lied to me." "You were a fool to think I would ever lose sight of this," was the taunt ing reply. He grasped for it and seizing her a little struggle ensued, but she broke from him and ran into the house and I heard her go into her room. Miles, too, soon walked away. Still I stood at the window, enwrapped in a mazy dream that bad neither purpose nor definite nesß about it, Night deepened, ths moon rose and the veering outlines of shade orept steadily over the grass, yet I had no inclination to seek my pillow. As the shadows of the trees slowly oirled around the moonbeams at last directly upon the spot where Miles and Miss Slayton had stood beneath the elm hours before. Something white upon the grass gleamed distintly in the moonlight. It recalled the soene I had witnessed and for tfie first time in days a deflniteness of purpose possessed me and I deter mined to know what it was. Hurrying down into the yard the glistening white thing was found to be a pieoe of paper. With almost insane jealously Iran back to my room and bent over the time worn sheet. My ouriosity was cruelly repaid for there, drawn up with all the form required by law, I read a marriage certificate—a bond of union between Miles Clerris and Helen Slayton bearing date km years previous. The clergy man's name appended—Jeremiah New comb—was a substantial proof of the genuineness of the article, for I well remembered it and the peculiar chirog raphy I had seen so often in girlhood. Dear white haired old man how little he guessed in his gentleness that a deed of his was lying in wait to stab me so cruelly I Ten years ago I that most have been in Miles' college days. And this woman was hia wife while I—l had no legal claim to the rights I had tried to vindicate with sooh haughty ar rogance. Too frenzied to rave or faint, 1 realized it all quietly, standing there alone, in the night. There was nothing to palliate the enormity of the great wrong Miles Clerris had done me. I had been purposely and miserably duped—an innooentgiri—now a mother, whose monrning for her first born had been rudely disturbed by the horrid fact that she was not even a wife. I flung open the blind, and threw the Saten-sent missive far out into the yard. I could not upbraid my husband with the discovery i had made, nor proclaim it to the world, for it was the seal to my own infamy. Neither oould I ignore it, thbugh for a moment something had whispered : "Keep the oertifioate and say nothing about it, and the world will always believe, as it does now, that you are bis wife, since there will be no proof to theoontrary, and the old olergy man is dead." Only the experienced, who know of what bitternesa the human heart is capable, can dream what suffer ing came to me there. Presently I realized that the family were astir and crept to my bed, not to sleep, but to experience that semi- unconscious state that oomes of utter prostration. Two of, the servant girls came to my room, and as. they moved cautiously about, putting things in -older, I knew they were preparing the house for the funeral oeremonies, which were to take place early in the day. At lasi one whispered to the other that Miss Slayton had told at the breakfast table how some one had entered her room during the night and had rifled every drawer and box, and that even the pockets of her drefcses had been visited. Of oourse they were full of consternation and wonder, and in talking about it quite forgot their sleep ing mistress as they supposed. After they had left the room Miles entered and stood by my bedside. He bent down and softly kissed my forehead as Hay, with closed eyes, and then I heard him sigh deeply and walk away. Miss Slayton met him in the hall and said in her sinuous voice : "I think if last night's burglar had searohed the yard first he would have been more successful, for I have an idea that I found, this "morning, the article he wished for," and ner low sneering laugh came in through the open door. Ii dressed myself and sat with the others while the minister read of Ood's goodness and his kindly chastening, and prayed for the afflicted hearts, all the while nearly wild for the hatred of Ood and man that rankled in my bosom. Miles' tenderness maddened me, and when I sank, half fainting, from the ooffinand he held me in his strong arms while his hot tears fell upon my ohesks I longed to dash my hands in his faoe. When it was all over and the honse was stilled again for the night, 1 donned my bonnet and shawl, and taking my portmonnaie, Which was always weft supplied, walked to the station and took the train for your city. I remem ber the long ride through hours and hours and the quiet breaking of the morning, but that is aU; for I had been many weeks in your hospital cared for at public expense when I next awoke to oonsciousness. At last I was able to leave its sheltering walls, and it was with suoh loneliness of heart as I pray you and yours may never know, that I set out to find some means of support. At first it seemed a hopeless task—for where a man may walk unquestioned a woman is subjected to the most rigo rous scrutiny, and what she will not reveal is registered for ber condemna tion unheard. I thought it expedient for many reasons to retain Mr. Olerris* name, and then the appellation of a married woman might offer a better protection than the "Miss Nelson" of my girlhood. After many, many, discouragements, two yeaTß ago I secured the situation I now hold. It is remunerative and af fords as pleasant a living as I can ever hope to have. I have often wondered by what means Miss Slayton was ever induced to oCoupv the position she did in Miles Olerris' home for she fully re alized that she was his legal wife. If a human heart may be divided in its af fection it would seem that he sinoerely loved us both though none the less a villain. . Mag and I heard it all behind the blinds of the dining room, from whence we dared not stir as the story pro gressed, Now, as mother and Miss Clerris arose and walked down the path we broke from our hiding plaoe and ran off to bed like guilty culprits, scarcely sajing a word even to each other. That was years and years ago. Mrs. Olerris is dead now, and, mayhap, upon the other side she solves the mys terious destiny Ood had given, so in explicable here. Happiness. It is a false opinion that happiness is not now to be realized, but only to oome hereafter. It is in contradiction to God s holy word, as we believe we are blessed now with all things that are really good for us. Yet there are per sons who think that when some par ticular grievanoe is removed they shall be happy. No 1 you will be as far from happiness as you are now. This is the folly and weakness of the mind, which vainly anticipates happiness from earthly changes. But, on the other hand, as time passes by and under all circumstances, supppsing that we have the knowledge of the truth and are living in holiness and in the love of God, we may have days of hesven upon the earth. Lady Elizabeth Hastings said to the Countess of Huntingdon, "Binoe I have known the gospel I have been as hsppy ss an angel." That one sentence was the means of the conver sion of Lady Huntingdon, afterward the friend of Whitefleldandthe founder of chapels all over England. Who can estimate the number and importance of the effects whioh followed thai change of heart and life ?" ' * .. (■salts. It is always better 'to, pass a dozen intended insults without recognition, than to take offenoe at a single unin tentional neglect or reflection. Mis understandings are fruitful of more unkindly feelings in society than ever result from deliberate ill-nature. Hun dreds of friendships have been sun dered by that egotistical sensitiveness whioh is ever looking for offenoe. We can all point to certain persons who are thus morbidly sensitive to a painful degree. They are disagreeable com panions. We need not spend our time in pointing to them, however. We have each something to guard in our own character. We are each inclined to take offence too easily. If we could remove this ever-jealous watchfulness, society would gain a new charm, or rather it would be relieved of a very disagreeable feature. Pass neglect, then, and personal reflections, as grace fuliy as poosible, instead of taking the risk of being offended when no offenoe is intended. Attila, so historians say, often dined on horseback. We prefer canvas back. About Pearls. The pearl is a very beautiful as well as costly ornament and is as .much Erized as any article of jewelry. There ave been several theories advanced in regard to the formation of the pearl, but none are quite satisfactory. This is one of the mysteries that nature has kept hidden from us.' The ocean and mountains are her work shops. The latter men have exoavated and tunneled until they have discovered many things not before thought of, but she reigns securely in the deep blue sea. Many treasures are stored "far down in the green and glassy brine," but few are venturesome enough to fathom the depths and bear away the rich spoil. It is very dangerous work, for although we have now the diving bell, making it possible for men to stay under the water j for some time, they suffer if they go down very often or stay long. But ! some enterprises are attended with danger and not all as profitable as the pearl fishery. The divert are provided with bags in whioh to put the shells taken from the 1 bottom of the ooean. These are then ! broken up and the pearls drilled and strusg. Black people are generally j employed for this purpose, as they are ! very expert; but, although they are 1 very oarefully watched, they sometimes ; succeed in secreting a valuable pearl. , The Best fishery in the East is near . the Isle of Ceylon, where the season commences in February and lasts until ' April. A gun is fired as a signal for i the boats. All go out and oome back ; together. Twenty men go in each boat, ten of whom are divers ; the remainder row and assist their companions in reas oending. They go out at sunriße, re- ; main bnsily engaged until noon, when they return, and are relieved of their preoious cargo, and are read)', for i another trip. This is the way that the | pearls which the people highly prize j are obtained. _ . Pearls possess an advantage over pre oious stones taken from rocks in that they are found with that appearance which gives them their value. They are perfectly polished and finished be fore they are taken from their ocean home, while stones obtained from the different kinds of rocks need ontting and polishing before they are fit for the use of the jeweler. Nature gives them their rough form, and leaves it to art to give it the finishing touches. White pearls are most prizod, al though some persons prefer those deli oatelv tinted. The Oriental pearls are the finest on account of largeness and beauty. Tbiey are of a silvery white. Pearls have been used as ornaments from the earliest ages, and among all nations. Even the Indians esteemed them before the disoovery of Amerioa, for when the Spaniards first came over they found quantities of them stowed away ; but they were inferior, being of a yellowish shade, because the Indians nasd fire to open the shells. Cortes describes Montezuma, the Mexican Emperor, at their first interview (1577) j as wearing garments embroidered with | pearls, and ths natives also wore neck- ! laces and bracelets of them.— N. Y. Ob- | nervor. I'ompefltlen the Lifts of Trade. Between forty and fifty years ago there was an amusing contest going on between two trades-people in London. Both were hair-dressers, and lived opposite each other. Seeing that one throve by selling pomade made of bear's grease, the other knowing that it was just as good and more profitable to sell any other material in pots, with "bear's grease" on the label, started an oppo sition, using similar pots to those sold by bis opponent, filled with an inex pensive unguent The first dealer, who wss known to keep bears in his cellar, and who had himself taken np once a week before the sitting alderman as a nuisance, by way of advertisement, killed a bear upon this, and hung him rfhole in full sight in his shop. He wrote in the window, "A fresh bear killed this day." The other, who had but one bear in all the world, whioh ho privately led out of his house after dark every night and brought him back in the morning (to seem like a supply going on), continued his sale and an - nounced in his window : "Our fresh bear will be killed to-morrow." The original vender then determined to cut off his rival's last shilt, kept his actual bears, defunct, with the skin only half off, like ealves at a butcher's, hanging up always at his door, proclaimed that all bears grease sold in pots was a vile imposture, and desired his customers to walk in "sod see theirs with their own eyes, out and weighed from the animaL" This seemed oonolusive for two days; bat on the third, the cun ning opposition was again to the fore, with a placard founded on the opinion of nine doctors of physic, which ststed that bear's grease "obtained from the animal ia a tame or domestioated state will not make anybody's hair grow at all," in oonaequenoe of whioh ne went on to say : "He has formed an estab lishment in Russia, (where all the best bears oome from,) for catching them wild, cutting the fat immediately, and potting it down for London consump tion. And the rogue actually ruined the business of his antagonist, without going to the expense of killing a single bear, by writing all over his house, "Licensed by the Imperial Govern - ment, here and at Archangel.'' _/ 7 The Chinese have names which cor respond in frequency with the Brown* ana Smiths of Ango-Saxon Christen dom. Those most frequently occur ring are Chin, Chang, Wang and Shih. which are the equivalents of "gold," "long," "prince and stone." YABIETIES. 1 I ; \ To kill time—Take a horse and sleigh it. Sweetening one's coffee is generally the first stirring event of the day. The sentinel who did not Bleep on his watoh had left it at the pawn broker's. JU- I-;';" **\\ v:.. ;J The/fisheries on the coast of Scotland dongi the past season have yielded morto tgaa 8,000,000 of herrings. ? nan -ittle boy breaks • window, he fchould be punished, on the log'tSw 6 P® neß and penalties go The boj'tnew trowsers, coppor-fast ened throaghout, and plated at the knee sb As to be impregnable to friction are known as the "knee plus ultra." The Americans being the better look' ing, of oouree had an advantage over the EosHshmen in the late interview ing of Venus and got more than their Bhare of smiles. A cake of ice sawed oat by an lowa City man had frozen in it a bass, which iB described as being perfect to the end of its fins, and having all the appear ance of swimming. The most bounteous vintage France has known, the statistics say, is that of 1874. Not lees than 2,000,000 hectare* (600,000 acres, there-abonts,) hare been cultivated as vineyards, and the pro duct is estimated at 75.000,000 hecto lites (or 1,687,500,000 gallons, very nearly). Daring the year 1874 the life-boats of the National-Li fe-boat Institution saved 543 lives on the British ooast, and saved 15 vessels from destruction. The institution also granted rewards to fisherman and others, for saving 170 lives daring the year, making a grand total of 713 liveß saved. In the city of Oognao, France, there is tm establishment fitted with an au tomatic indicator to guard against fire. It is simply a thermometer so construc ted that when the mercury rises to a oertain point it starts an electric alarm, which rings a bell in the proprietor's quarters. It provides against fire as the ordinary burglar alarm against thieves. The villa in whioh Michael Angelo was born, and in whieh he passed j childhood, is now oocupied by a lineal i desoendent of his old enemy, Baoolo Bandinelli. There are in the villa I several paintings attributed to (he I great artist, including that of the so- I called Satyr, the npper portion of whieh i only remains ; an a these are also two chimney-pieces said to have been sculp tured by him in his youth. •- The following test may be applied to qnartz to determine its auriferous character: After being well gronnd and calcined it should be treated with \ a bath of iodine or bromine water, and allowed to digest in it for some time. Then a piece of filter paper should be soaked in the aolntion, dried, and burned to ashes in a muffle. If gold is present the ash is purple. One penny weight of gold to the ton may thus be detected. At Mono, in Belgium, this is the way the public "interviews" the manager when it has a grievance. Baring the {•lav some one in the gallery shies a olded letter to the stage, and as it (alls all the interested pnblio call oat, "Bead it! read it P There is no peaoe till the letter is read ; then, as it oontaina some charge against the manager, that gentleman has to oome forward ex plain. It is not a bad institution, bat they have just decided in the ooorts that it is "disorderly," The following marriage certificate was reoently found among some old ar chives oi the town of Norwich, Oonn. There was no date of the year, but the penmanship and paper both bore testi mony to the extreme age of the docu ment "Married, atNorwhicft, Sunday evening, Slat of Deoember, Dr. J&aooh Smith, so called, aged 66, more or leas, a renowned collier, to the amiable ana accomplished Miss Mary Melony a cel ebrated tailoress, aged 26 next grass: "Bow ptaawnt It it to MM - Turkey® and hen* Mfrtm." The good people ot a certain town in the West are, or have been, in trouble about a schoolmaster hired without suf ficient precaution. It being discovered that he spells "soldiers" "lodger," and "kerosene" "cerotene" and that he has many other bold opinions eonoeming orthography, the school oommittee have requested him to leave. But he refuses. They fasten the school-house door. He breaks it open and "keeps school" in spite of them. They have asked him to go, begged him to go, of fered him money to go, but he still keeps on teaching that "sodger" spells "soldier." All but fifteen pupils have been taken out of the school; but if there were no pupils at all he wouldn't go. , ... - t . V A machine has at length been oon struqted which will travel at a speed of nine knots an hour for 800 yaips, and at a lower speed for no lees a distance than a mile. It will maintain any direc tion impressed upon it, and it oan be launched either irom a boat or an iron clad, by night or by day. In short it is a kind of exploaire fish, which in obedience to its masters, will swim for a mile toward an adversary at which it may be directed, and will strile a dan gerous blow. If ships at a distanee of a mile oan be struck with eestafiity by a mechanical fish disphgged from a when tiro fleets appinyfcTone another ble foes. Every sea ltil harbor will practically be a mine of torpedoea, and any vessel of light construction must be hopelessly doomed. . t NO. 4.