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Perfected Fanners Friend Plows made in
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farbrongh House
KALEIUH, N.C.
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THE GENUINE
DR. C. McLANE'S
Celebrated American
WORM SPECIFIC
OR
VERMIFUGE.
SYMPTOMS OF WORMS.
THE countenance is pale and leaden
colored, with occasional flushes, or
a circumscribed spot on one or both
cheeks; the eyefcbecome dull; the pu
pils dilate; an azure semicircle runs
along the lower eye-lid; the nose is ir
ntated, swells, and sometimes bleeds;
a swelling of the upper lip; occasional
headache, with humming, or throbbing
of tie ears; an unusual secretion of
oliva; slimy or furred tongue; breath
very foul, particularly in the morning;
appetite variable, sometimes voracious,
*ith a gnawing sensation of the stom
ach, at others, entirely gone; fleeting
Pwa in the stomach; occasional
I*wea and vomiting; violent pains
throughout the abdomen; bowels ir
regular, at times costive; stools slimy;
not unfrequentiy tinged with blood;
v swollen ami hard; urine turbid;
Aspiration occasionally difficult, and
accompanied by hiccough; cough i
s&octimes dry and corivuls*; uneasy 1
*»d disturbed sleep, with grinding of
. teeth; temper variable, but gener
% >mtable, &c.
Whenever the above symptoms
are found to exist,
DR " C McLANE'S VERMIFUGE
will certainly effect a cure.
IT DOES MOT CONTAIN MERCURY
form; it is an innocent prepara-
** capable of doing the slightest
nost tender infant.
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AG UE AND FEVER.
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IACGIIT AND EXECUTED,
•C)l a'l things, a night frurnev is the
most tedions,'said Clarence lint field, as
he let himself rail heavily into the stiff and
uncomf jrtaule seat ot the railway car,
with its faded velvet cnsMons, and its
exactly the Jrroiig angle for a light
approaching the luxury of a nap. «1 sav
Clifton, do yon think n e might smoke?'
' W ell, I rather imagine not,' said I
with a motion of my head toward the
other passengers. 'There appears to be
ladies on board.'
Hat field shrugged his shoulders, f
'Such 'allies.' * •
'Well, laughed I. 'they don't appear
to be particular sylish in manner or coss
tnine, but nevertheless, mv dear fellow
the divinity of iho.r sex hedges tlie®
around like a wall.'
'Divinity of their hnmhngr!' short I v in
terrupted Hatfield 'As if these ilUdres -
ed dowdies, with their babie- aud baud
boxes, conld possibly belong to tbe same
world with Beatrice Hate!'
To this I made no answer. It did not
seem to mc exactly appropriate to lug
tbe sacred name ol Beatrice Hale into a
•Msensslon in a place like this. Yel what
could I do, except to feel mv cheeks flush
and the roots of my hair tingle? For 1
was unmistakably iu love with Bee Hale;
and so was Clarence Hatfield.
It 1 were to waste quarts of ink and
reams of paper in trying to describe her
ulanilold charms and excellencies to the
reader, it wouldn't do any good. Such
things have been triad before and failed.
Let him imagine the fairest brunette the
sun ever shone on and he may come
somewhere near the mark. Suflce it to
say that she was as beautiful as a dream,
and that ilulfield aud I were bo'h slaves
at hor feet.
Which of us did she like best? Ah!
that was the question. It was something
like the children's old game of see saw.
•Up I go; down you come.' Sometimes
1 fancied that I had the glnst of a chance
—sometimes I was conviuced that Hat
field was altogether the preferred, and
that I had belter emigrate to Australia at
once.
•licllo!' cried Hatfield, breaking un
ceremoniously iu upon the thread of my
musings,'there goes the whistle. We
shall be off directly. Thank gooduess
fur that!'
And he pu' np his feet on the opposite
seat, and prepared for as comfortable a
four hours ride as possible.
Clarence Hatfield and 1. bo it under
stood, were employees in the extensive
business of Messrs. Jenkins, Jumperton
& Co., auctioneers, aud had been down
the coiiiitry*putiing up' a sale of swamp
lots, cut into streets aud squares, accord
ing lo the most appioved 1 metropolitan
methods of doing such things.
It had heeu a dibtnal business. No»
ve.abr is not an inspiring month at the
best, and a three day's fog liad conspired
against t!ia success of 'Mount Morra
Park.' as Jenkins, Jumperton & Co. had
christened the new speculation. Yet we
had done reasonably wed, and were uow
thankful enough to get back to New j
York.
As the train gave its starting Innge the
door flew open, and in came a tall old
lady, in a prodigious black bonuet, a fur
cloak, surrounded by a pertect chevaux
de frise of squirrel cages, leather bags,
brown paper parcels and sandwich boxes.
She was followed closely by a younger
lady, dressed in black, and closely veiled,
and paused besita'ingly iu frout of our
seat.
♦Young inan,' said she, in a voice as
gruff as that ol a man 'is this scat engag
ed?
'Yes,' said Hatfield, it is.'
'For your feel?* v •
'NoraaMer what for,' snpercilions!y
replied the liead clerk ot Jeukins, Jura
perton & Co. 'Please to pass on, old
lady. You'll find seals enough beyoud.'
But this was sirytchiug the truth.
There wa»iK»B«U«l*y«n*l f as the old
lady could easily perceive, un'ess she
chose to sit diivctly oi-poaiie a red cual
fire, or upon one ol those corner arrange*-
ments close to the door, which are equiv
olent to no aeat at all.
The old lady beaiuted and changed
ber heavy carpet bag from one wearied
arm to the other. I thought of my own
good Auut PoMy at home, and roae at
once.
'Pray take this seat, mad*ns,' »»d I,
'and let me put your parcels up »j|||
rack for you.' !0
•Clifton, what a fool you are I JPP"
Hatfield, In an Impalieni toio voce.—
'Why couldn't yon have sat atill and
mindod vour own business ?' -
'lt is ray own business.' I answereaj
brusquely, 'to see that every lady iamade j
as comfortable a* it is in fbe naturf ofi
things to be. Now the squirrel cage,
madain—it'll t° ***7 comfortably under ,
GRAHAM, N. C-, TJLLESDAY MAY 6 1879
the seal, I think.'
I Irti tield iitteml a contcni(iraonß grunt,
l»nt ho never offered to trust his feet ofl
the opposite cushion*, although the
younger woman stood in the aisle, on*
! comfortably swaying backward ami for
ward with the motion of the train, until
a woman beyond noting the state of al«
lairs, drew a sleeping child ink. her lap,
and beckom-d the other to take the place
thus vacated.
By Ibis time my eld lady had establish
ed herself to her entire satisfaction, and
opened her sandwich box.
'Mnrh obliged to yon, yoang man,'
said she. 'lt's easy to see thai you've a
mother of your own at IKMIIC, and that
yon are in the liabit of doiwr reverence
to her gray hairs. As for this person,'—
with a nod of her in the
direction of Mr. Ila:field —'if he's got a
mother, I can't say much ol her bringing
him up. Perhaps he inay be old hiir
self one day, and stand in need of a little
poliiencss and considcratiou from tbe
young.
'When I am anxious for your good
opinion, madam, I'll let von know,' re*
turned Mr. Hatfield rather flippantly.
The old lady conld only express herself
by a vehement sniff. And even I was a
little annoyed at his manner.
'Hatfield,' said I, in a low tone, 'you
might behave like a gentleman.'
'So I will he retorted with a shrug,
'when 1 find myself in company that calls
tor such mea«ures.'
' I said no more, but leaning up against
the side of the door, pre[»ared to make
myself as comfortable as possible, until
the train should stop a» Stamford, its
first way station, and some descending
passengers might make room for me.
Reader, did you ever stand iu an
express train in full motion? Did you
ever feel yourself swayed backward
and forward, bumping one your
phrenological development against one
side ot the car, and bringing the
base of jour spinal column against
tbe top of the scat at tbe opposite swerve
of the train? Did you ever grasp blindly
at nothing for support! Did you ever
execute an involuntary pavs seal, by
way of keeping your balance, and then
grind your teeth to see the two pretty
young ladies beyond laughing at your
antics? If so jou will know bow to
pity me during the hour and a half
between B and Stamford.
Hatfield went to sleep aud snored;
the old lady in the gigantic bonnet ate
sandwiched aud drank from a wicker
flask of excellently smelling sherry; the
younger lady sat as noiseless as a black
veiled statute; fretful babies v vhimpered;
old gentlemen uttered strange sounds
in their sleep; the lights flared like sickly
moons over head, and the shriek of the
train as it flew through village, sounded
like the yell of a tie ry» throated demou.
'Stamford!' bawled tbe conductor,
At last I succeeded in dropping my
weary aud stiffened limbs into a scat,
where slumber overtook me in just a
minute and a quarter; for I had been
asleep once or twice, even in my form s
er disadvantageous attitude and I
could scarcely believe the evidence of
tny own senses when we finally thundered
into the echoing vastneu of the Giand
Central Depot in New York.
Hatfield, alive to the necessity of
catching a car before the whole world of
travelers should ciowd into it, stumbling
over the old lady's aukles with small
ceremony.
Oh! lake care. You've knocked the
sqnirrel cage over!'
'Confound the squirrel cage!' shout
ed Hatfield, gnashing his teeth, as the
ancient dame placed herself directly in
the aislo to set the furry pet op again,
thereby complexity blockiug up hie
egress.
'Serves you right, Halfle?d,' nid I, as
I stooped to assist.
Jnst then tlie you»»g companion ot our
lady advanced, flowing back her VeiJ.
•Grandma,' said she, Hhe carriage 1»
'waiting; I'll send Thomas ler the parcels.
Mr. Clifton lam very moch obliged to
yoa lor yoar politeness to my grand
mother, wha is unused to traveling.
to Sir. llalfield—the less said abont
his courtesy the belter. And Beatrice
lUle'a black eges flashed disdainfully on
Clarence's cbwed visage. " *
'Miss lisle,* be at ammered, 'if Td bad
the least idea who yoa were—'
•Yoa would have regulated your con
duct accordingly,' interrupt
ed Miss Hale. 'Thanks—l prefer to see
people in their true light. Mr. Clifton,'
turuinjg graciously to me, 'you'll call
and eee how grapdma stands her jonruey
to-morrow, wont yon? Oh! thank yo®-
the carriage iseloee by.*
And to this davi believe that is the
way 1 won my wife; *»r Clarence Hat
field waa a brilliant, showy sort of a
fellow who tar outshone me in general
think Rcifchad been disposed
rather lb ftney him umil that niieht.
Bnt the was disencluupctl now for good
and nil. And Grandma llnle domes to
see nsdfrery Christmas with a lirunper of
good things from Hale Farm.
[Wilson Advance.]
We learn that Mr. Telfair (iriffin -was
ploughing in liis father's fi»*l'l, oenr
Stanhojit*, in Nnsli county, a few d«ys
ago, when the point of the p!6w caught
in the ue«-k ol a jug, and, npnn stooping
to tnrow it oni of the *ay, tie disc >vere»l
that it was filled with upward* of five
hundred dollars in gold -Mid silver. De
lighted at Lis good fortune, the yonng
man broke the glad tiding* to his fathei,
who, with ait eye to business, quickly as
sored the son that he, be.uga in lßT, could
not retain so valuable a treasure, and
demanded that it should be handed over
to himself.
The younger GniCn did not take very
kindly to his father's suggestion, and
after a sobir second thought, wisely
concluding th it possessin is nine-tenths
of the battle, made off with *he the jug,
and, in exultant joy, buried it again,
But the best laid schemes of mice end men gang
aft agely
Aud lae ns nought bat grief and pain for prom
ised joy."
. Several years ago, within the mertfory
of an old lady who is still living, an old
man by the name of Morgan, lived in
the house which stood in the field near
where the treasure was found. It was
generally known that he haul a misetly
fondness tor accumulating coin, and this
old lady remembers that he caine to her,
npou one occasion, to borrow e jug, re
marking to her at the time that; he had
bidden some money in the cracks of bis
house once t>efore, and the house caught
on fire and burnt down, meltiug all his
money, and that be did not intend that
such should be the ease agtiia.
She loaned him the jug, and saw him,
shortly afterwards leaving his house,
taking the jug with him, and, npou be
ing asked what he was going to do with
it, remarked that he was going to eery it
to the bouse of one of his neighoors,
which was nor far distsnt. He bad not
been gone bui a short time before he
returned without his jug. A few days
after this the old man was aeized with
a congestive chill and died without ever
having told where be had hidden the
money. After his death his land was
sold, and one Kicks became the purchas
er. Not long ago Griffin enterei upon
the land undt-r a bond from Ricks to
make title upon payment of the purchase
money.
Ricks, we understand, claims the
money upon the ground that not being
a part aud percefcmf tbe land, it was n3t
included in bis grant to Grifin, and furw
thermore that Griffin has not paid the
purchase money.
As between Griffin, t!ie finder, snd
the heirs of Morgan, we think that there
can be lit'le doubt about the right of
the heirs to recover the treaaure pro
vided they can establish conclusively tbe
right of their ancestor. Tbe claim of
Kick* amounts to nothing at all, aud as
between the finder and bis father the
former cetainly has the advantage in
fact, if not in law. - Wo have never
i known a similar question to be before
presented in the judicial history of our
State.
■ ■IB »■ WmW r KKBK KAr r«
[St Louis Republican.]
There diet! in Cincinnati, % few days
ago, a man who richly deserves the hon
or ot' marirydum. liia name Peter Rapp.
He drove a street car, was young—only
twenty-six aud tho sole rapport of an
aged and infirm father and mother. The
parents were unable to do anything, lie
provided them with shelter, slothing,
food and fuel. His wages were so small
that after |wying the bills ol the house
hold he had no hing left for himself. He
could not buy either an overcoat or
undergarments to protect him from
rough weather. Ia order to go out with
his car at 4 every morning, he was
obliged to w-ilk tour, aud a-half miles.
Tho rules of the company forbidding the
employes to ride without paying fare,
wheaaofrea duty, forced him to walk
back every night Thus, in addition to
his fifteen hour* of hard work, be a
daily walk of nine mile*, tor two
months be never spent a stogie cent of
his earnings. .411 went home to hie
mother. Continued toil, expoeure, and
privet*— h*oke down hie health. He
■was attacked by quick consumption, and
died literally that bis hither and mother
might live.
A boy, who-e honesty is wore to be
reecomsaeatked than bis ingenuity, once
carried some butter to a merchant in a
country village in exdumge lor goods.
The butter having a very beautiful ap-1
pearance, and the merchant being de*
sirons of proeuring such for his own use,
invitsd the boy to bring hiss all
his toother hud to Ipem. "I think,™'
said the boy, **she can't spare any more,
for she wouldn't have sparvd this, on!y
a rat fell into the cream, and she did not
like to use nh«Mnelf. M
•HK IIVBMR MfTtlfß,
Everybody who know* ©HI Blummer
knows a pretty tight fisted man-, Sever
al days ago he said to his wi|e; *M*ri i
I want Von to look over lliat broadcloth
vest of mine and pet Hf* bnf'on* on It,
Vanse I'm going to a card party io-nigl»t,
ami it'll pay me to look a lit tie sprucer
than commoii.'
'But, Ely,* answered lire. 8., M
have.i't any bnttuns to match '»»«t V eet*
a.,,1 » "
'Tlmmler!* broke In Blnmmer, Mhe
idea ot a woman keeping Itoase as long
ns von have, awl pretending to be oat ol
buttons. By Gcofge! I b'lieve you'll
ask me for money to buy them wfth
nejl.' And then old Blnmiuer shook
hh head Ihreatenliigly aad departed
down town, leaving Mre. B. looking
atter him with a peculiar expression iu
bea eves.
That evening Blummer hurried through
hie *npp» r ami began erraving Idmsell'
tor the card party. Presently be ceiled
for the broadcloth vest, aud Mrs. 8..
with marvelous promptitude, handed it
to nun. He took if, hastily unfolded It.
and then, as his eye took in ila complete
ap|>earaiice, he stood as one trausfixed.
It was a six button vest, and there Were
six bnltous on it, and tbe dazed optics of
Blummer observed that tbe flrtt, or top
oue, was a tiny pearl shirt ballon, and
that the next one watt a brass array onr>
coat button, with U. 8. gleaming" upon
it, and that number three was oxydized
silver affair, and that number four was a
born button, evidently inm the back of
one of the I'oriian tat here' coat*, and
then came a suspender button, ami
there, as the dazzled eyes of Blummer
readied the bottom "button—a puker
chin (lon ml in Blnmmera pocket) with
two holes ponclied through it—he gave
a snort that made tbe chaudelier iiu~
gle. *
There ie, after all. a fine serme of hu
mor about Blummer. and he laughed till
he cried. And there won't be anv button
money grudged iu that household here
after.
AMIATIC 6«aBLIM,
The Asiatic gambler is I lie most reck
less ;it seems to be his second nature,
and ha will not scrapie »o stake his wife,
children, or as a hut venture, one ot Ms
own limbs, his life or liberty, becoming
thus the slave of his antagonist. And
Item lam reminded ol a fine point in
law once extaat among the ancient liiw
doo*, and touching upon this very ques
tion. A warrior; slaking hb last farlh
ing on ebauco, finally pat up bis liberty,
upon losing which he bethought bin of
his beautiful wife. Lack being still
against liim she wit* summoned as a slave
bclore her husband's antagonist, and es
caped tbe life of serfdom by the adroit
ness of her first query: 'Did my husband
! lose me or himself first? fur If be played
away himself first, lie could not %!ake
me.' There is a story ol a similar ease
as having occurred in an English speak"
ing country. It was daring tbe plafoe
in England that a young caoiaiu ol tbe
king's bodyguard pledged th- key of. his
house against all the wiuninga of his ad
versary and lost. Tbe wife's honor was
savod through the medium of A terrible
avenger—tbe plague—one spot of which
having appeared upen her tnroat fright
ened away the winner ot thA key. The
story is a long one. The-e was a duel;
the husband was killed; tbe wife died of
the plague, and the cause ot all this woe
—tlie lucky gamester—was only cursed
by tbe weird plague-prophet, 'to perish
iu everlasting fire.'— Forney's I'rogresJ
A complicated chicken caw has (axed
tike legal acumen ef one judge on tbe
Georgia bench snd two ex-judges on tbe
floor. The party of the first part owned
or assumed to own the lien, and the par*
ty of tne second part was charged with
having stolen the same. Tbe ben was
introduced fn evidence and duly Identis
tied, but while tbe two ex-judges were
arguing the case on its merits, she laid an
eg* in court. As soon her cackle had
advertised Ibis new complication, the
party of tlie first pert clainied it a* the
product of his party; tlie party of the
second part put in a counter "bid; the
judge on the bench wss disposed to re*
gard it as a judicial perqaitite. mid tbe
janitor mumbled something about tbe
nine points.
unuminuiu,
Speaking of tbe anxiety of girl* to fat
through girlhood hurriadly and iato
womanhood without rajojiog the beauti
ful pewon oi girlhood, Bi»hop Morria
says; "W*it patiently a»y children.
Go not after roar womanhood; bt it
come to roa. Keep oat of public rinr.
Cultivate refinMHot aqi nnfcitj> The
cares and responsibilities of life will
come soon enough. When tLej cotue,
yon wiT! meet them, 1 trust, as true Wo
men should. But, oh! be not do unwise
as to throw away jour Jtob
not yoaraalf of this beauutul season,
which, wisely went, will
year fatnrs life. ; ~,,
. , : ' 11 ••
▲n old gentleaw without tact* on
mealing some ladies whom be had known
as girl* in bis boyhood, coi dially remark
ed; 'Bleu me! (low time flies? Let An
see. lUs flfty two years come next
April since we n«d to go to school to
ge her bs tbe okt red school boast. I waa
a little ahap, then, yon reeasmbsr, and
yon were flue youag woasoa. Tbe old
man could never understand why hie
cordial greeting was received so coldly
According to a re'iable correspondent,
they ara singing 'Baby Mine' In tbe Lead-
Tilte mining region. It this dwea not stop
tue rash be that quarter* then we give it
op. — CM. Kaq. , i .
Np,lo
iG leaning *
Mrs. Mary A. iVnoim hu ini>le
15,000 ontuf '-That Jliiaband of M>ne/*
S'-n>» tor Jonr*, of Nevada, pays $17,-
000 rent for his Washington irishlinmii *»
A Nebraska Citj woman not only n*-
tenetiai a kry liole, but fired throngb ft
at a man wbuae talk; ofletided In r.
Th* sorest Wjyr to lone joor owji
health is to kerp d linking tum^odj
Dancing mart ran rarely have »np
money, but tbej are alwaya taking
10 raise acme,
Bleaacd is the neighbor whoin an famy
with hm own otiuia that ha baa no u«a
to \mj into yonra.
A French fan painter ramrtljr paints
ad a rtrem far a lady at an opcaa> af
#l*2oo.
Misses Ooodel A King, attmnnwat
law, have en*eraad into pai man l.'ip at
Wia.
Over 36,000,000 pairs if itilyd
stockings were made, sold ami worn m
the United State* last years
The rohia - rnrt lolMaapna* aO*??*
e *at and red waistcoat far tlie int kwp
«f the saaaaw.—.ffi itajytofa.
Troth is aftisngtr than fctoow hat
it isn't half aO humming. And them,
nobody liken to ho familiar with atraag
era.—Hawkey*. ■ , . • • »
It Is etsfiaod that Wlftism Xamoe, of
Ooneovd, tltt Am M k«k
cil ever atmfa ha America. Ihfa wan in
1811.
**l wsnilai what malna my ey-a no
wank," said a lap to a gend map.
"They are in n wank p hum, 9 wnf noilrd
the latter.
"Always pay aa;no ga," mad am aid
man to hia naphaw. Bat* mscfa, nsp>
pose I havaa't anything to pay wxtn?"
"Then don't go."
Rccklea of orthography, ma imymw
stoned swain wrote "Macy'l lovw the
well." She replied that aha man |W
be didn't drink liqaor.
"You'll never misa the malar tM tfa
well man dry." And thanks a hasp at
fallows a' oat thia town mho mrum* *"
miss it then.
Some people talk hoara aadaay noHb
rag; othara there are who by the jmfT
lifting of an eyebrow or the ymara nf/ja
hand, are wloqmnl. \ J
* No nmttar how am ay of Oar lafai
shipo may coo* aafelyiata pert, th»t.om»
which was loat at ara will nlwayn aaaaa fa
oa to have laiiad the litbiai carjp*.
-It is better to wear oat than to
one We Moat not only afafa the fa**
while it ia hot, bat atrike antiiikiamaafa
hot. - mfcmm i' t*
Once 4h*y started a ghV a mina.j
in Utah. It losriihd wetlj hat jw ia
the betghth of its prosperity, tfaariaa
pal eloped with the-whofa arifaolT
Edward 8. Stokes, the
has taken ap Ida ahodein Sen Francisco.
He ia now ehief owner ef avnionofa
vidi mine.
"Do yon ever hero malaria he**?"
asked a lady of a atwphl brail has in i
"V«, madam, we'll have it to-day, far
I've gat the best fna* cook in the
city."
A Sw Batbt. —UWng and sleeping fn
1 room which the son never eater*, m a
riow form of animde. AoMa bath ia the
moat refranbiag aad Hfs g*amg Oath that
can possibly he takoa.
A DabKn tirofeaaiooal man addrvmrd
An artisan who va* waiting km fik hall 4
rat bar bnwjwdj; "llnllan. m hibw.
do you want ■#?" The i—w ■—a—l
"So, m honor, Ia- waging for a•»
Uonanr
Sinon and hia wHa, wha ware
mairiad nenrly T3 yeara agn, mm Imng
with their son, who ia 70 years eld, near
Muntpelier, Vernon*. IV baaband ia
in hia 99th year, and hia wife in h»*
96th. They h**e brad apon tba anna
f*rm all their live* '
* enenfcn mBTT} ») By*.
Foa Cnacr.—ln tba tar Weak tba*
cranio It in very simple. Tate a piece
of laril aa nig aa a butternut, rob it fall
of sugar, divide into three p*-ta,
and fire at intervale of twenty annates;,
the croup will disappear grJu*Uy,
8 u rel*.
'.i IrNppt ' *
TvnuHVi tegr anapwre A*
troublea «a haee t»■ndergo ia
couna of tbieKfe tan greet lasJtr
fogote far ten gnat for us to lift. Bat
God doea not nqaue as to carry tba
whole at cam Be merafellr antiaa
the bundle and (im ua Grat one nick,
which wearetocarrr to»dar, and then
another thatwe are to anvy to-morrow,
our trout lea by carrying yea
terday's stick over agua, and adding to
morrow's burden te o-u loa-t before w*
are raqairad to carry it.—/db Afmnton. ,