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THE PKOFHMOR* Nl'BNTrrt'Tß,
PrOfcasorßdrtd'sbtowsWere knit in
honest perplexity, and he brnshed up his
thagg* fenay hair wit 6 bis, Render w lnto
liaiktl, while his keen but kpidly eyes
werd fixed apon a sweet leoadgldstahd
>"K modeajly betqre hiip,
! 'You are sucli a child: he said present
,y.
'I am fifteen, Hdrr Professor.'
*Wr" Ug
'But Ido not have to do more than
feanh them, and I can do (hat because—
,afid here-Iter lo#, sweet voice broke,and
the sensitive iips quivered piteously—
"inj father was traiuiijg u* *fr a teachs
*■#ll ??-»*¥ Trs
'll'm! Yexi'
•It you will only let me try, Korr Pro-,
fes-or, until my father is stronger. The
i a few weeks of outire jest is
fall fie need/, but if his salary is slopped
how ore we to live?'
E|i4uM|ioM'B ImirainitutiaL It
waß M ' 'vv i x?!y °m4 jg^»^|ii°
w&fT" Pmfessorochdrn was MsTlerman
teacher, and three distinct classes of
pupils wete expecting to recite to hiin
that very day. It was impossible to find
another competent teacher for some days,
ami Prolesoer Schorn had had a stroke of
paralysis. In this emergency the profes
sor's only child, Doretta, had ofteied her
services.
f fMpf* B n l * a^ amt t|,e
ff§ % frufi,
gray haired German of sixtv or there*
abouts, a slender girl of fiuecu, with a
,voicQjHke lyflitlT, and a smile like a
fTWioyT YK'fliere was resolution too in
tbc blue eyes and on the pretty lipp,
'you may try. lam within call if you
u44dn>e4 ,ff /f
7 And Doretta, with a long, quivering
sigh, followed him to a c'ass \-ooui where
about iweuty boys awaited the arrival
lof Ucn»tu» An.w; I'rotess-
I or Hb(.^igfa geutle
I pathos:
'My poor father lies helpless at home,
and pre shall starve if I cannot do his
I work hertf.y Yon knofe him and love
a«d .I an> sure you will not make it
too hard lor me.'
All the boy chivalry wakened at flu*,
and the class as a whole was exemplary.
There were some imperfect lessons, but
little inattention? and the new teacher
excused uothing, let no mistake pass
undiscovered, llerown knowledge of
English was belter thau her father's,
and, greatly to his amazement, Professor
Bond found the classes progressing fuv>
orably.
The second school term of the year
made soino changes, and one morning
Doretla, lining her soft blue eyes to her
class, found a new boy facing her. He
had large, dark eye®, a handsome face, a
strong figure, and rather awed her be*
cause he was older than any of her class.
She found hie name upon her book-
Sidney Byiiear, and her pretty lace
clouded as sheNjad it, for there were
vague but unpleasant memories aaso*
elated with the name of Ryuear iu her
But Siduey Bynear was the very pink
or courtesy. Just from New York, bis
clothing was in the la|£st ■*>'•«» • Et
nineteen foppishness is not W offensive
as at tweuty-niue. Only a boy aud a
girl Uking was the casnU of tbe meet
rotpaaoe Of a Irst We Misted all
winter, aiid, as spring opened, Professor
Schorn gaMled hiMtrength nntil be could
hobble aud talk of
resuming duties. It was
In April that IftiieDWetta staved at home
to cook the soup, aud her father went
once more lo the seminary to teach the,
bovs German. She waa. restless, this
pretty Doretta. that day. She told her
self she missed the boys, but did not ad
mit eten to her own heart that if she
could have retained one scholar she
ccnld have well spared the others.
Duly one hour bad passed wheu a car
riage drovp swiftly to the door of the
little cvttage, and Doretta, hwryiug out
saw three m»u catrying J»lher up the
garden path, while following with a
trigbieued face, came Siduey Bynear and
the doctor.
'I went lor the doctor as fast as l
could/ Sidney whispered, taking DoreSi
ta'a litlle. cold hand in his warm clasM
'and we met the carqpge at the jfaiejj
tun no end of sorry, Betta, but I—it MV
—he—it was seeing me—l am afraid—
«Wbatr abe said. . fa#.. )K
'Why, yon see, he w*as an right, teach
ing tbe class, wbeu be *aw me
and turned as white as a ghost! 11(5 a 8 J
ed me my name, and as hear
it, dropped down like afopßw*!
GRAHAM, N. O,
All this was epoken hurriedly, and
Doret's was too busy tor ho bis to weigh
the hasty words. . >», :o ««,• r > h •
'A second stroke,' the doctor said. snd
Doretta watched hungrily for ouo return
of consciousness. h ■ ■
Towards" midnight, the invalid moved
slighlv, and in a moment Doretta *vas
bending over him, meeting the glance of
his large haggard eyes fixed upou her
face.
'Rynear!' her father said, in thick
utterance. *He here—diamond studs—
and yon—rich—starving—curse him! I
curse hit L!'
The passionate utterances of the last
words exhausted him, and he lay pants
ing, while Doretta tried to coax him to
take a stimulant left by the doctor. But
he moved his head from the spoon—
muttering, 'Rvnearl Rynear! my ruin
-my curse 1' and again the distorted
tace warned Doretta of a third stroke.
Before the day dawned che was lather
less.
It was not strange, with that
scene fresh iu her mind, that sfie shrank
from Sidney's well-meant efforr atDon
solation; but as the weary days wore oil
this gave way before kindly services.
How could he have wronged lier father,
when he mpst have been a mere child,
twelve years before, wheu the Schorns
had left New York!
Time, with its many changes, brought
comfort to Doretta, who obtained a sit
uation as governess in a private family,
and went abroad with her pupil and her
parents. Sidney Ryufcar left the country
village to enter his father's counting
house in New York, vowed eternal con
stancy to Doretta, aRd forgot her in six
months.
Five years later, In a private room in
one of the New YorkjiotoJs, two gentle*
men. one a middle aged lawyer, one a
man still yoong'and exceptionally hand
some, were talking together. '
'The whole matter rests with you/ the
older man was saying; 'I will give yon
the facts, but you understand I accepted
them in confidence, and will never re- i
them alter to-night.'
'I understand,' said his compauion,
gravely. ! ' v ' '• *
'Your father left my office three
weeks ago, iu perfect health; one hour
after 1 was summoned to his death bed,
and found him suffering Iroin fatal
injuries from a building that had fallen
as he was passing.'
•I know/
'He had made his will years ago,
leaving .you his heir, with the exception
ot a few legacies.'
4 1 have seen the will.'
'Ah, yes. Well, in his dying mo*,
meats he desired to have a new will
diawn, but finding death approach too
fast he made his confession to me, and 1
swore to repeat it to you.' m
'Confession 1' burst from the yoaug
Iran's lips, white his face grew white.
,'I repeat his own words. Years ago,
wheu he was in manufacturing busiuess
in Harlem, your father employed a fore*
man named Schorn, a German with but
an imperfect knowledge of English, but
#itb a genius for mechanics. This man
had been for years studying out and
perfecting a valuable discovery in the
branch of manufacture your father
carried on, and it was to test the valoe
of his machine that he entered your
father's house. Ignorant of the language,
and the laws ot this country, be coufided
his serines to your father who under,
took to have his invention pstentod and
introduced. This ho did, only in so
doing he substituted the name of Sydney
Rynear for that of Herman Schorn, aud
obtained full possession aud control or
the patent, upou which he built an
enormous fortune which yon inherit.
•The German, Schorn, in vain tried
to gain his rights; be was poor, an alien,
I a scholar, and he was crushed down and
i driven away by the superior wealth and
influence of his employer. Yonr father
saw his death in a paper some years ago
bat bis charge to yon Is to seek out bis
heirs, and divide with them the fortune
out ot which their lather was defrauded.
If yoa wish to treat this story as a death
bed chimera, yon may do so. I will not
betray you. If you desire Uprtfcy yonr
fiber's last request I mnli rid yon
inaterially,where to
' ~T)ne more reJj W Wmtfn even,
revolving wbei; and six months after
this conversaOn, I ask my reader to
TSSiSttt
.Paris It iy Isxnnoss heme, bnt the
dress ot aMr haired girl sitting near
one of tbqr open windows, Is only a
white cambric taileftilly made, while
her hbfmdqgt fair baiaie without orna
ment toils own glossy beauty.
She Li lifting sky blue eyes to the
handsome faceNri a gentleman iu deep
mourning, who is talking to her earnest
ly. And this is what sho savs:
'You know all now! Yen know why
your fatliei cursed mine Upon Ids death
bed, and why I must make such restitu*
tiou as lies in my to his child. 1
camo to Paris only to do this, but since I
have been here, Retta, 1 have learned
a new lesson of life-p-the lesson of love,
little Retta. 1 love you, my darling, I
lovfeyou I Qan you let the cruel past
slefip/ladbe my wife?'
Very shyly slic whispered: *
•I have always loved you, Sydney. I
think 1 gave yon my lieart oti the first
dav wiien yon came into my class at
L- Seminary. For I have never
forgotten yon, though I long ago gave
up all hope of ever seeing you again.'
So the world was none the wiser
when Sidney Rynear settled half his
large estate upen his lair young wife and
only the lawyer who draw the deeds
knew that they were, payment for a long
standing debt, and that lor . the second
time pretty Doretta was Professor
Scborn's substitute.
ntinsa or NiwsrArfias,
The American journalist possesses a
fund of dry humor which- he knows well
how to apply He is famous for in
i suiting oy implication; few understand
tlie art better. A California editor
invested in a mule and the fact was
chronicled nnder the heading, "Re»
mark able instance of sfclf-porteasion."
Said one Milwaukee editor of cnothen
"lie is one of the tew journaiiats who
can put anything in his mouth without
fear of its stealing anything;" and when s
Wwtern editor wrote, "We eemxft. tell
a He; it whs eo)d yesterday," his ritral
quoted his retnarh with the addition,
"The latter Statrment is iueoasrovsrtthle,
but the former?" Said an Idaho journal;.
"The weather hss osen hot sgaia - for
the last few day»; the only mdief we
could gut was to lis down en the Herald
aud covet ourselves with the
there is a great coolnea bet.ween them."
This kind ot ooolivos often brings about
an amusing interchange of incivilities. A
Michigan journalist declared in hia paper
that a certain editor had seven toes.
The slendered man thereupon relieved
his mind in s "leader," denouncing tfcfe
the statement as unwarranted,- and
ita author as devoid of truth and a
scoundrel to boot.-> • The •' 'offending
gentleman replied that he never wished
it to be understood that all the seven
toee were upon one foot, and the victim
of the sell waa thoroughly laughed at.
"We are living at this moment under
i des|K»tism." His opponent kiudly
exclaimed: **Our contemporary means to
say he has recently got married." A
newspaper writer aaaerts that bis
Hiico»tors had been in the habit of
living a hundred years. To which
another responds: "That must have been
before the inttoduction of capital pnnirh
ment." The proprietor of A Western
jonrual announeed his intention of
sending fifty dollars on '*a new head"
for it. "Do not do it," advised s tiyal
sheet; "better keep the money end buy
a new head for the editor"—which
implied a great deal.
BITALINO vn.(.UN TIIX,
ScaaMrHarykr* >fc»«H«i Ijfl"
from »m AMikm >—«,
[New York Sao ]
ASBCRT P 4RK, May I.—The most re
markable *5000119 that has eVer taken
place in Momnouib county waa done ou
the Murphy Ann, at Deal Beach, oue
mile north of Asbury Park, yesterday.
It recalls the old story of William Tell'*
•booting the apple from his son's head.
Senator Thomas Murphy, ex-collector of
the port of New York, and now repre
senting in Albany the Senatorial district
won from Tammany Hall by (he lato
John Uorrissey. and afterwards by Mr.
Mnrphy himself, has two sons. Edgar
and Walter, who are known as the crack
ed shots ot the celebrated Long Branch
(inn Club. The young gentlemen amus
ed themselves yesterday, to the alarm
aix! terror of all their friends, by shoot
ing spplSs from ooe another's beads, at
fifteen yards, with Ballard rifles carrying
22-100 calibre balls.
The dangerous amassment was begun
by their shooting apples held in their
outstretched bands. They then agreed
to Are st apples plseed ou their heads.
After measuring the dietauee. the young
men removed their hats, placed the. aps
pies on their bare beads y and took turns
at the mark, boring the apples with (be
bullets every time. The final shots were
fi«ed a! the word; that is, each brother
placed an apple On bis bead, and, bokl
lag a loaded rifle, eatkftl ooe, two, three,
fire. At the last word both fired. Both
apples were bit and rolled off.
The young marksmen said to the Smn
reporter, * Why, its perfectly simple and
safe. We draw the bead ou the top of
the stem of the apple, and of course we
hit it.
A lady who was
teasing for Boinethta2VMgMEßMil un
til breakfast. With a tear be
burst out: 'I jest Honestly
think you're a stepmother!'
! ."Zion'sHerald" tella a good story of
j)ld time discipline et Wilbi>bam Semi*
nary, when Kev. Dr. Fisk waa the pre
siding officer: There was oae minister's
son, now in the New Englaud conference
(and a very faithful and useful pastor he
baa a member of a very large
ministerial family, who in hia academic
days war as full of mischief as the pros
verbial minister'a son is suppoeed to be.
He taxed the well known elastic patienoe
of l>r. Fisk to the last degree. Finally
the dootor said to him, after n capital
act of conduct, "feu must prepare your
self for a severe whipping;'' the time for
which was duly appointed. The doctor
was on hand, very innch more affected,
apparently, than the irrepressible mis
chief-u aker. After, a solemn discourse
in that moat melting tone of voice tliat
no one can forget who ever heard it, the
doctor drew his rattan and laid it with
considerable unction upon the boy'a
back. Nothing but dust followed the
blow. The subject of the discipline waa
entirely at hia ease, and evidently qidte
unoofteeious of the stroke.
"Takeoff your coat, was the
next oomssand, for th* doctor waa now a
little roused. »
Again whiatled the rattan around
the boy'a shoulders, bnt with no more
effect. - .
"Take off your vest, aisl" shouted the
doetor.
Off went the vest; hot there was an
other under it. ; «,
"Off with the the
doctor. . ... , ,
The astoniahssent of administrator
of justice can well be ynagined as he ex
(•oeed a large oodifiab,'defending the back
of the cnlprtt like a shield, while below
there was evidently stretching over other
exposed portions of Up body a stout
leather apron.
"What does thai mean?" said the
doctor, choking with or some>
thing just Its opposite. ( ,«w ,
"Whj # "asid. graafc,mgt)% in s
MrticuUrlv humble and Dersunsive tone,
"yon told ms, doctor, to ps¥pare myself
for panishmeat, and I have. done so in
the best way 1 oould 1"
It waa onto( the question to pursue
that act of discipline uny further at that'
time. Aqditif doubtful wfceUupr it waa
ever resumed again.
TM aANDSSKB MAW.
It is qnite unessential that a man should
be handsome. Let him pray the gods,
in the first place, to make bim a gentle
mau—a gentleman at borne as well as
abroad. Let bim stipulate for a fine fig
ure and a courtly manner, aud leave it
to their discretion after tbat to shape bis
eves,nose aud month, provided they don't
make tbein hideous. Save us from your
plaid-painted, bordered>vested, big-cra»
vated, moostaohed, oologne sprinkled,
bejeweled, brainless exquisite! Give us a
well informed, plainly dressed, sefr pos
sessed intelligent masculine, perfectly
at borne upou sll subjects, foreign aud
domestic; neither cringing to the greet
nor oppressing the little; who puts one
baud on his sword and tlie ether on his
heart when a woman's name is mention
ed ; who raises no blush ou bs cheek ot
humble innocence, who holds iu cons
tempt no living thing that God has
made, wbo can pity this weakaud er
ring without a Pharisaical reviling
wbo can argue without loss of temper
sud dignity, wbo scorns a bribe or an
oatb, who hies an arm tor trembling age,
a smile for prattling infancy, and a strong,
brave lieert lor tlie oppressed and de*
fenceless. Bnt a 'pretty man, a pink and
white Sir Brainless/ the united work of
tailor, batter, shoemaker ar.d perfumer!
Ileaven save the mark! Women know
better.
BELr»RttFEcT.—Alwaya remainbor no
one can deoose yon but yourself.
Slander, satire, falsehood, injustice—
these can never rob yon of yoor man
hood. Men may lie about you, they
may denounce you, thiy may cherish
suspicions manifold, they may make
yoor failings the target of their wit or
cruelty; never be alarmed; never swerve
an inch from the line your judgment
and conscience havejnarked out for yon.
They canadlf hy all their efforts, take
i away yonr knowledge of yourself, the
purity oi yonr motives, and integrity of
character'and the generosity of yonr
nature. While these are left, yon are,
in point of fact, unharmed.
ft
Boys, the habit of obeying at onoe is
oae of the beat habits in ths world. It
naafcea prosspt active, energetic business
men. Why, it la the "now at once
right off," that leads all the work ii the
world and gets psy for it too. A boy
that ie prompt aud reedy will be jest
the boy that will gat jnooesasended for
a plaoe irt a store oc.gn office, and when
in the plase be will Map it until he geta
promoted, till finally he heoomei n
member off the firm and probably ita
manager.' All this becauae be if on
band reedy and prompt; sees what needs
to be ddost and ia ready to do it.
The fblloariqg appears in a Boston
paper: "Wvited—A. reliable nwpfcman;
must not be anier 60 yeeifrof sge;alatne
one eyed homely man preferred. Meet
be a good careful driver. A? wife end
children no objection. No young bach- I
elor need apply." j
NO, 12
RKVOMITIOKIRV ANBCSOTe,
It wAs k flue Sabbath morning, In the
year 1777, tlijrt lhe inhabitant* of a little
parish In the Slate of Vermont, and oa
rtw border* of Now Hampshire,
assembled in I heir accustomed place oi
worship. The care* of lust fearful and
loitjf-10-be-reincnibereil - Fmntner had
imprinted an niiU9U:iiiy serums look npou
the rough, though not u:>nk»a«aiif,
countenance ot the nia'o mombecs of
tlint little cbngregmto?:. T:»e rigid
feat area re'axoti, however as !'«y
entered that b&liowed place, t-id felt
the genial iAftaeiwe ot a «n miner' «uw,
whose rays illuminated the sanctuary
and played upon i.je de*l- ami
countenance oi hlaa wK) mi*;stee«t
there, lie was a venerable man, aid
hie whitened loci' a.nd tot;er**»#
evidenced that be bad rmnbe^etf''
Mure aad ten yearn. Opening the'
Nicred volume die uiibidct waa »boei
to commence the service* of the mur
ing, when a messenger, z.mott breath
less, rushed into the tbn re I*,exclaiming.- 1 *,exclaiming.-
"The enemy arc manuring apja er
western ooau'Ueal" —-•
The man looked sronnd npon l»r
congregation and announced h>« *exi :
"He that hath a garment let Mm Be: ic
and bay a sword/* Alter a ' few
preliminary remarks, be added: *4l >
ap, my trtende, 1 beseech you. to the Lelj
of yonr neighbors agaimt the taigfiiy.
Advance Into the field Of battle i* ..*' Uv
will master the host* ot war. liefigk*'
la too mneh interested lis the soeeew
this dhy not to laud Jmr influent. A -
for myself, age sit* heavily upon d»e a
I caundtgo with yon; iliisMßi hsve !
representatives ot my Csniily tn
My ilaegM— my daughters huhA
draw the sword nor bauifie the WiWt. .
in defence of their country, bit thev
can oae the boe, so that whep fUc foil
worn soldier returns from the fiefct +t
battle be nay ft win fas the sste aries
;
jwniil fcis-iaflieii 3 Widgwne.- Oqfr
ossihtgr lad uleatljr Istt the htmm b *
the sy bfiUlmt d*yjwi
who beat armo, wyt" L
their way *siae«t thh enemies oT'tbr ?
country on. tbe field et Bennigto*.
, -# -f j ■ 1 »i s T
A well dieeeed negro applied to •'
judga of probate of Mobile for a
riage license. Ha waaaeked how o!
intended waa, and answered, with gen
animation: "Ju« sixteen, judge— aw.
sixteen, and de handsomest girl j® to*>.
The judge said he coul not do.it, a* ♦
law forbade biin to issue tines as to ..
one under eighteen. "Wtl!, hold f
jodg* w exclaimed the* man. rt l kt
dat dem girla am deceit&l and He f.V
deir aye. She ia nineteen if a day. «• V .?*
yon swear to itf* asked tiia j
"Tea, ■ah," he replied; and did. «h
old are you?** said the judte. Urn db*~
looked suspicious, end repbod, caetioo*
ly: "Thirty-five,'* and added, "If da
won't do judge, Fve got more back "
Olive Logan ssystbat the dnteke *-
marchiooemea end other noble ladle. '>•
write to her oan'k spell and don't um
stand graftinmr. Thia ignorance ia •
confined to the ladies of nobility, Oj_
Yon ahonld aee the frightful puoctua ' .
in eeme of the letters we have nee..«
from Emperor itf iltiam. And a (to >
miaaive tent na by the' Czar of Rt.~ -
alaughtera grammer in a Bulgarian m~#-
ner. And then the speaking of
Prince of Walea! It's awfuL In the k»\
ter now before ua be eat nelly strel
labor With a •'boor." They can't «
and pnnetnate worth a cent, Olive;
we are strongly tempted to cut 'em
our list ofoorreepondentaon thia «k
—UorriUown Harold.
A venerable but eeoentric menu
of the Presbytery, lately attempting
get into the fell into \
canal. He was drawn out half drown* '
and oonveyed to a house in the ti-.> *- '*
hoi hood, where he wee pot to
'Will ye take seme spirits ep'f w ,
sir?" aaked hie considerate best.
na! I have had pkplr o' wnter fo
iay; I'll take the qpuita alone."
A yonng woman who had never 1;
ed the gsntle art of cookery, being'
ions oi impressing her husband wi;"- '»-r
knowledge and. diligence, manage. i
have the kitchen door ajar on th
after their return from the bi iaa.l 
end just ea bei lord comee in frcu> i
often exclaimeloudly; "Hurry up, v.— ~
do! Haven*t yon washed the lettuw
Here, give it to me; where's the ec v .
A 'title follow in Oonnrotienfc *• i
his parenta to take him to cLnreh «■! t
diem. They aaid he must wait: rvfi
was older. "Well," was bis ? ;
suggestion, ip response, h
take me now; for whew I get bigger x
may not want to go."
The would be ansassin of the C -u: m
said to have been a school teacUec, y -
be most have been a miserable *,r; ,
any school teacher wbo could miar * -
pseea certainly isn't fit to tench
ladies how to shoot.
"What are yon about? *t-■»-"
elauned a country editor the o
to his wife, who wes touch.- ;
QOTaplijinn before the look in™ *
"Only getting up my
dear,* was the reply.