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U, \V, BLACKNALL, Proprietor, Rates reduced to suit the times. 45 Years Before the Public. THE GENUINE DR. C. MeLANE'S CELEBRATED LIVER PILLS, FOR THE CURE OF Hepatitis, or Liver Complaint, DYSPEPSIA AND SICK HEADACHE. Symptoms of a Diseased Liver. PAIN in the right side, under the edge of the ribs, increases on pres sure; sometimes the pain is in the left side; the patient is rarely able to lie on the left side; sometimes the p&in is felt under the shoulder blade, and it frequently extends to the top of the shoulder, and is sometimes mistaken r for rheumatism in the arm. The stomach is affected with loss of appe tite and sickness;'the bowels in gen eral are costive, sometimes alternative with lax; the head is troubled with pain, accompanied with a dull, heavy sensation in the back part There is generally a considerable loss of mem ory, accompanied with a painful sen sation of having "left undone some thing which ought to have been done. A slight, dry cough is sometimes an attendant. The patient complains of weariness and debility; he is easily startled, his feet are cold or burning, and he complains of a prickly sensa tion of the skin; his spirits are low; and although he is satisfied that exer cise would be beneficial to him, yet he can scarcely summon up fortitude enough to try it In fact, he distrusts every retoedy. Several of the above symptoms attend the disease, but cases have occurred where few of them ex lsted, yet examination of the body, after death, has shown the LIVER to have been extensively deranged. F AGUE AND FEVER. DR. C. MCLANE'S LIVER PILLS, IN CASES OF AGUE AND FEVER, when taken with Quinine, are productive of the most happy results. No better cathartic can be used, preparatory to, or after taking Quinine. We would advise all who are afflicted with this disease to give them a FAIR TRIAL. ~ For all bilious derangements, and as a simple purgative, they are uflequaled. BXTWAKE OF IMITATIONS. The genuine are never sugar coated. Every bor has a red wax seal on the lid, vnth the impression Da. Mt: LANE'S LIVER FILLS. The genuine MCLANE'S LIVER PILLS bear the signatures of C. I&LANE and FuxiHG BlOs. on the wrappers. Insist upon hawing" the genuine Da. CI MCLANE'S LIVER PILLS, prepared by Flem ing Bros., of Pittsburgh, Pa., the market being j W1 of imitations ot the name Jf cLane, . celled difleyntly bat same pronunciation. GERTY CARNKmijig SOftG. "Ten minutes to ten—if I hurry I shall catch the ten-fifteen train, and may man age to be hack to dinner at two, matnt uia." So saving, Gerty Carnegie, with deft fingers, rolls up a piece of mauuscript music, and tlieu runs up stair* to equip herself for the expedition to town. Gerty is in deep mourning. Only five mouths ago sbe lost her brave, noble, sailor fa;her, a captain of an ocean steam er, that was lost with all souls on board among the icebergs. He has left his widow and an only cbild wholly unprovided for, and they have to depend upon iheir own exertions for the uieans of subsistence. So Gerty, who is a brave girl as well as a pretty one, has thrown Jierself with her whole youthful energy into the task of teaching music, and the other day had even attempted a con position; it is a song set to Tennyson's "Fiow down, cold rivulet, to the sea," a very, ambi tious undertaking; but what is there too high for the ambition of youth? This precious work of art, neatlv copied, she is now on the poiutof takin» up to one of the music publishers of the metropolis—she is living with her moth in the suburbs—and her heart beat.* high as she gives herself up to the archU tecture of airy edifices, furnished with fame, success and prosperity. She hurries to the station, and jumps into an empty-looking second-class car riage, and takes her seat with her back to the locomotive. There's no one with her in the car riage so derty begins to sing her song, partly out of the fulness of her glad young heart, partly with the purpose of exercising her voice a little, for she hopes to be permitted to sing it to jtho music publisher; she has a clear and sympathet ic mezzo-soprano voice, and, pleased with her own performance repeats hdr bong ofcer and over again. Suddenly she is startled by a cough, and, oh, horror! as she quickly turns round, sl.e beholds in the far corner of the adjoining compartment a uian. Dreadful! Has she been giving an un solicted concert to this abou niable s anger, who dares to sit there, and, with admiring impertinence, takes off his hat to her? She feels inclined to cry with shame and mortification. Luckily the train slackens speed at this moment, and in her hurry to get rid of the man, Gertie is even willing to risk her life in an attempt at jumping out while the tram is still in motion, but the refractory door save* her, for, wrestle as she may, it refuses to open. "Thank Heaven!" she ejaculates, as she rapidly presses through the crowd of passengers, and hastens towatds an omnibus she ditciies at the entrance to the station. As Gerty pears her destination, she finds, to her dismay, that her roll of music, which she had fancied safe in her muff, had vanishid. Tears rise to her eyee, and she desires the conductor to stop, for she must go back to the station and we—an infinites mal chance—if she has %ost it on the way from the platforix to the omnibus. Of course she fiuda nothing—not a trace of the precious document, and, with dismay, she remembers that she has com*, mitted the imprudence to throw the rough copy into the fire. Poor Gerty! She asks one or two pors ters whether they have found anything, but they only reply with a stare uf in difference and a half contemptuous "No miss," and pass on, eo there remains nothing for her but to return home. "Oh, mamma, I am the unlucfciest girl in this hateful world!" and she sobs forth her pitiful tale. ««Well, my poor, dear child, don't cry about it," her mother says, soothingly; of course it ia very provoking, but after all, it only entails a second copying, and that I will do for you if yoa have not (he heart for it. Where's your rough copy?" "Burned, mamma." "But, Gerty, how ailly. How could you destroy it so thoughtlessly? "Oh, ddu't scold, mamma. Never mind, it'a gone— and-I'll—l'll never write—another," poor Gerty sobs, in gr'*at "Me. ouseuse, you'll reuieaiber every note GRAHAM, NO, WEDNESDAY JUNE 11 1879 of 11, and just wiite it out again, dial's ail." Never, mamma. It is a bad omen; it me that 1 aui not to succeed an a composer, so there's an end to that dream. And now let us have some din ner, and then 1 must go up to the terrac.*, and give my lessons at Mr. Harmon'*." And Get tie dries her tears, and tries to put on a cheerful facv, and to do juss tiee to the frugal repast that is presently sec before her. In the afternoon she departs rather heavy.hearted, and with laggirg steps, on her daily duty of teaching. At tlje Harmons she fiui& her two pupils, the txAus, Winny and Ethel, in a state ot glowing excitement. "Qh, Miss Carnegie, papaJ >consent ed to our giving such a jolly party on the fifteenth, our birthday, you know. There's to be a dinner party first for the fogies, and then .we are to have music and singiug, and to wind up with a dance. And yon must come. It would be so kind if you would but just sing a song or two, and Wiuny and I are to sing our duet, and then you must stay and join in the dancing with the rcfst ot us— -do!'' % "I don't dance at present, you know, Ethel, but I will come wiih pleasure, and help you all I can to amuse your guests, and I'll play for the dancing, then you need not trouble to engage anyone. The fifteenth, you say? That's to-mor row week. Very well—it will suit me perfectly." And then the lessons are and Gerty returns home in the dark, drizzly January evening, forgetting all about the party, and thinking of noticing but her lost song. The week goes by, and on the eve of the party Mrs. Carntgie asks— "By the bye, Gerty, what are you go ing to sing to-morrow evening at the Harmon*?" "Oh, I don't kow, Mamma. Anything that comes into my head at tha time. It does not signify in the least. Tftfc people —the old ones, I mean—will have eaten so much dinner that they'll bo content to doze to any ditty, and the young ones will wish it over as quickly as possible so as to commence Lie dancing. My will merely be a stopage and the choice of scngy, therefore, immaterial." "What a lovely girl!" Tom Went worth remark* to bis cousin, Ethel Har. moo, next evening, us Gerty makes her appearance iu the drawing room. "Who isshe? I fancy I have setn her face be* fore." "Yes, she does look lovely to-night. That black gauze daess sets off her biiU liant complexion," Ethel rejoins. "She is Miss Carnegie, our music mistress, and I'll introduce you to her presently. But you must come and sing firdt. You can spoon afterwards. Cjme. I'll play your accompaniments, if you like. What will you sing—"Tom Bowling." "No, I've sung that at every party t'ie«e last three years. I'll sing a new song, and play my own accom[>aniiuent by heart, tha»k you all the same, Etty." And Mr. Went worth seats himself at the piano. What is that? "Flow down, cold, rivulet to the sea." Gerty listens with straining ear*. L> •he dreaming? Her own song? How dare anyone But as she stands and listen*, her heart beating fast, the tears come welling up to her eyes, and she hastily step* behind a window curtain to hide her emotion. Mr. W sntworlh has a good tenor voice, and sings simply and unaffectedly, and with intelligent interpretation, and some how Gerty ia more deeply affected by her own song than she has ever been before. The song ceases, and Gerty still stands listening. She hears the comments and plaudits on tlss song and singer, and her heart exults. She steps from her hiding-place pres ently, and is immediately accosted by Ethel Harmon with a request to take the now vacant seat St the piano. "But first let me introduce my cousin. Mr. Went worth, Miss Cornegie. Has he not a splendid voice, and did he'not sing thst lovely song splendidly?" •'Would yon ./object to telling me from whom yo» obtained that song, Mr. Weitt»ortl>?" Gerty asked. "jXot at all. It was in the oddest wav. I found it in front of a railway car at a way station, piobably dropped there by a young lady who had been singing it about half a dozen times in the carriage, fancying herself alone, I imagine, and—" He comes to a full stop, and a look» of amazed recognition comts into his face a he noticed Gerty'a confusion. "By Jovv! you are the; young lady. I've been wanting to find yort ever nine". I tried to trace you at the time, but yon hau vanished, and I have been advertise iug for yon (jib whole of last wet k. How is it you never read the advertisement?'' "I never see the |>apers. lam so glad it is found, for I wanted to take it to the publishers." '•Tlfen it is your own composition. I had no idee of it. I thought it was simply something you were practicing for your singing lesaons. „ Gertie blushes crimson at the recoN lection of that absurd vocal journey in the cars. Then the petition for a song from her being repeated, she complies, and she sings and looks her very best, and Tom Wentwertb gazes and listens iu rapt ads miration. Later on in the evening, lie persuades her to walk through a qaadrille with liiin, and presently says— •'l'll tell you what, Miss Carnegie. Let me take yoar song to the publishers. 1 am personally acquainted with Mr. W can stand 011 its mcri', yet these pub* o lishers are peculiar," and i>erhaps I may be able to juanage it, better for yen than vou could for yourself." Gerty gladly accepts the ofler. The song is published. Gerty does not know till many months later that it has been at Tom's expense, and the business necessi tates so many interviews between the two young people that uob&dy is very much &prpri£eit when, iu Jhe merry mouth of June Gerty (Jarnegte is turned into Mi-s. Thouias Wentworth. HOSPITAI. FOR r ■VFIH.n AND FAIL. , |NU I.ETTCUS, GUESSING, DETECTIVE AND OTHER WORK AT THE L>KAL> LETTER OFFICE. V [From the Washington Star.] The Dead Letter Office is net accurate defined by its name. To be sure deceased letters of the common sort undergo cremation there, and the more important and illustrious dead are houored like great among the ancient Egyptian*, by embalming; but for all that the office it is not so distinctively a sepulchre tor the ashes or 01 her remains of dead letters, as a hospital where sick, deformed and maimed letters are doctored, cured, and sent oli their way rejoicing, to fulfill the ends for which the) were created. There is a fascination about the Dead Letter Office. Nearly every one will acknowledge a certain excitement it* reading anil building romances upon tho letters ot strangers. Nearly c every one takes an interest in working out ingeuius methods of solving puzzles, whether they be rebuses, enigmas or leller»addres*es unintelligible to the uniiiiuted. Nearly every one can uinler* stand the attractions ot a detective work, which hunts down some careless letter writer to do him a favor. And every oho can appreciate the pleasure of officially opeuiitg somebody-else's pack* age, perhaps to find a gold watch, or a diamond ring, or a skull, or a rattle snake; and of learning from letters the dearest secrets ot ottiers even though they Aiajmtt to bo divulged. Mure than THREE MiI.LION'S LETTERS A TEAR 1 arc now received nt the Dead Letter Office. TUey are drawn from all clashes ut mail ami furnish an epitome of the correspondence of the country, The first step in tlieir treat* meiit ia to examine them in order to discover whether tlicry have received the proper and prescribed consideration and if nut, and the posiuias er is dis* c ivered he is handed over to tho tender uieicies of the "blowing»up clerk," who then state facts to hiin. A vigorous lec ture HI which the bureau expresses its amazement and surprise at the unpardon able ignorance .etc.,etc., is the most severe puuislnueiit inflicted. It is only recently that an ctfort has been made to* establish the death penalty iu aggravated cases. A fey days ago a clerk iu the city had occasiou to h todle a parcel addressed to the Smithsonian Institution. It was scut through a post-office iu Texas ami a label on the outside informed the public that it contained two live scorpious, a live centipede and a Mexican spur. The clerk was somewhat fl-jrriod, it is alleged, at the ll to tight that lie held "poisonous varmints'' in bis hands, llis agitation was not decreased when he received from a bole iu tho box what lie imagined to be a ttiug. It was discovered that be liad, only cut himself upon a projecting rowel of the Mexicau spur. Neverthrlpa be tbirsts for the Mood of tbkt Texan postmaster. DISCOVERING VALUABLES. At the opening table the contents of aoeh letters as need to be ojwuetl are to be discovered. (u former times the champion letter-opener was he who turned in the in«»4Luxmey as the result of his labors awranuch ingenuity was exercised iu the selection of letters likely to prove valnable. One of the numerous improvements in the system introduced by the iwcwut chief, Mr. £. J. Dallas, makes tlie number of letter.* opened, whether containing money or not, the tost of efficiency. But the influences of the old custom still make the eyes 01 somo of tne clerks glisten when the opening of a letter bring* to light a crisp bill of a large denomination. Special etlorts are of cou-se made to rfcturn or forward letters containing valuables. Over ninety |>ci cent, ol such let'.ers are diaposed of. S»ige letters containing small amounts sent under fictitious names tor improper (>ur|>oßes, and some cominnuica ions sent to lottery dealer*, after tailing of delivery either through order ol the postmaster general, as in the latter ease, or fur other reasons, are refused by the senders, who disclaim any kuowledira ot them. Thus the commnuicaliou is lett suspended after the fashion of Mahomet's coffin between writer and addressed. Alraut S7OO iu greenbacks and | SI,OOO in government (rands are the' largest amount that have been Ltkeii from letters iu recent years. Twelve thousand ,doltais is the largest amount that has] ever been found in a single letter. A| draty unclaimed and ccnsequently bogus tound in one tetter, wus for $2,900,000.60. j It is noticed that since the iractioual currency has beun retired, postage stamps to about the saiue amouut have appeared ! in letters received. This establishment blessing the prudent postintsiers whp invested in tlieir whole slock on hand just before the change by which the number of stamps sold ceased to be the basis of their compensation. DEAD LfcTTKK CONL'NDttC Jl9. The "guessing" de-ks at the dead letter office are ot interest. Long practice has made tho clerks ex|*erts at their work. Atone desk addresses are translated, misdirections detected, and writer saved from tne natural consequeacea of careless ness. The editorial capacity of reducing to English let'.ers words twisted into au inky labyrinth or words run into a horizontal line the pewer of put ling one's se't in the writer's place, au at quaiuiance with the usual mistakes ot misdirection, and a minute knowlecge of localities and directories aro necessary for success iu this work. The office has no blind reader to te'l the cowect address by the sound of the misspelled names; nor doeait need one. fc At the desk ot the cldtk who examiues letters that hive been sent out from the dead letter offi e unsuccessfully guessing powers it a different kind are required. He reads the returned letters through carefully and seeks lor a clue which will enable him to find tl.e tender. A person must write very guardedly indeed to prevent the dropping of any hint which will enable the amateur de tective with his discovery cicular to trace the letter to him. One astonished individual w-ho/reuicved information from tlie office of a letter containing tuouey which he hud misdirected was at such a loss lo comprehend how his whereabouts had been discovered that be wrote to the clerk telling bin* to keep the money and se;id him iu its stead au account of the method by which this had been accomplished. As his request could not be complied with, lie is, perhaps, still MI a state wonder. WUT LETTERS GO ASTHAT. It is curious tu exauiino into the differ* cut causes which bring letters to the of fice. Au astonishing number omit the address and it is found that these couMfu proportionately more valu able enclosures than any other class of letters. Most of them are trailed by bu sines* men. who, in the hurry, lorget to address them. The writer who pain fully verities each letter ol the address b> a corresponding movement ot the tongue, doesn't scud much money through Hie malts. Others are unstamped and held for postage. This is found to be especial ly the caso where letters bear a printed address or wheie they contain mouoy or ders ll llie stationer* would agree the 30,000 letters a month held lor postage might go forward with certainty, through the universal use of government stamped envelopes. But the stationers do not agree. The bulk ol letters that c>ine to the office are ot course those that are uirs I claimed, through the death or iemo>alol tbo person addressed. Stress will belaid iu the new postal regulations upon the specific cau*e of the lion-delivery of let* ters. It has often happened tluit the news ol the death of a correspondent is thus brought to the knowledge ot Irieuds iu 1 another locality. "WASHED STAMPS." Very lew letters, comparatively, come to the office becau-e they bear washed poelage sumps. There are many differ ent ways iu which good stamps may ap pear to have been used, and |>osimasters are not spt to paw har»h judgment upon thoir pat rous. Perliaps Irani 50 to 75 ielters a mouth, which come to the office for oilier causa*, are found to bear re* used stamps. Tbe tact that chemicals have been used to remove the cancellation mark ia mir« easily net acted after some time lias el-tpscd. There sro tio data ou which to ba»e (lie extravageut estimates til it have been made of the IOM to tbe government by the second use of postage stamps. . • HOW GovEKmnorr LOSES. The loss ia doubtless considerable, but it ia believed that the lack is not so great as that which resulted from the failure of postmasters to collect or return oii-pre*» paid postage. There has been no way in which to bold poet masters accountable lor thess amounts. The country post-, master win* keeps a store feels a delica cy about dunning a customer for a few cents unpsid postage when he is not com pelled to pay the aiuouut himself, tie may lose trade and cause the person dunned lo sign a petition to make a rival store kee|«r post master. Where the postage due has be»*u collected, there is no certainty tlmi tbe money has been forwarded. The amounts treturued un der this head art* in the aggregate ab surdly small, wlien it that ' tellers arc »cut systematically and iu NO, 15 large numbers without sufficient pos tage. A CASE or DK®CIF.NTBTA*PB. A single Instance iimv bo givep. A majt ill (his city largely interested in iiiuil Contract* Kent numerous circular* to postmasters through (lie west lo obtain information which Would aid bim in bid ding for the routes p:;s»ing through their respective sections. Tlie envelops con taining the circulars- wen* eealeo, ami re quired tnnli (Ttx !• till ten cents postage «. each. The remler placed a iluee staum upon each envelope, reasoning doubtless that (be |H*nm&ster from whom tin) nn pahl postage would be due, would nev er charge iiini«elt witli a !ebt for which be had received no' equivalent, which was put upon him by tbe trick of another aud which the government would never call upon linn to pay. There are numer ous other methods of getting ahead of tbe gwvernuieat in a similar way. The new special design stamp which will soon become familiar lo the public by general use aud through the stamp col lecting lieird will, however, go far to wards remedying the evil. SUPRItESSION or VICIOUS MAIL MATTER. Another cause which brings or did bring matter to the Demi Letter Office i« the uumaiia>Mliiy ot obscene and senn il eus matter. It is noteworthy in this con nection that no obscene book aud only a few obscene pictures have come to the tffice within three years; before that ime the mails were fl-KMled with them. This result is ascribed to tiie labors of ; Special Agent Comstock, as the repre sentative of lire Society lor the Suppres sion ot Vice. Mr. Comstock, in the work which has, rather strangely, mane hiiu unpopular, seems b* have behaved w.th great discretiou and to have kept care fully within tye statutes. The post office authorities say that, he has never in » single iuslaiice violated tbe sanctity of sealed matter in the mails. lie has' fre quently been arrested, but never cwi>- ■vi:ted ; and, as the records ot the IKjJ Letter Office show, his labors have been effective. RATTLESNAKES AND OTHER "DESTRUCTIVE MATTER." No one who has attended a sale of nr.'* claimed packages at the dead letter iffi e needs to be toid that tbe article* receiv ed are as varied in character as tlie let ters. Everything under the sou that can be brought witbiu tbe weight limit serins to find it* way into tbe mails. Tbe strangest articles are the ones most like- Wto come to fhis office as uuinaitable. Destructive matter cannot be lorwapted. A vigorous rattlesnake, well shaken be. tore being taken, is considered among I postal eftrks as hlglUv destructive wai ter. Bottled specimens of soaie tluU have beeu mailed alive are ou ex ui bit ion attbecffice. The sharp teeth of a mow ing machine, lately mailed, ranked high as unma:table matter iu tlie minds ot the clerks required to handle theiu. Tbe package, however, to whicu strongest objection baa been made contained * complicated instrument of t rture, with sharp piojeding points, designed to be fastened to a cow's nose to prevent bar from drawing her owu milk. A BEPOSItOBT OF SECRETS. As specimens of all k'nda ot correct pondeuce reach the dead letter office, tlie new clerks sometimes read things thai cool their blood in the warmest weather, or make them hot wit b.excitemeiu though the thermometer Ik at zero, in'euded or committed murder, burglary, aud other crimes of violence; treason, conspiracies to defiand tbe government; political .e --crcts, domestic secrets, information ot every variety of wrung doing, wben tliev become tlie tliemes of letters, make thril ling reading for a dead letter clerk/ But it this office is not tlie grsve yard of let ters, it is the grave yard of secrets. They are buried tliere. No use can he madeot information thus obtaiued. Letters am personal matters between the writer and t te addressed and tbe office is supposed to know tbe contents ot those received oulv so far as will ensure tlie forwarding or tbe return of tbein. It is only by a strict observance ot tbe sanctity of sealed mat ter. that a government can retain tlie confidence of tne people as a safe medi um ot communication. Not everv mat ter that writers would wish not be known is criminal, ami tbe same rule ot secrecy ; must apply to all. PROPOSED MULTIPLICATION OF DEAD LET TER OFFICES. Tlie necessity of treatiug information obtained in tlie office as if it iiad never been acquired, furnisliee areasou for con fer in g the power to obtain snch knowl edge upon tbe lowest possible persons, and upjn those who would have the len>t temptation and opportouity to make u-o ot tlie secrets of others. It thns consti tutes a strong argument against the proposition now before tbe House to es tablish branch dead letter office* in tlie principal cities. A man would prefer ibat hi* correspondence should be ex|»med l» strangers in Washington rather than that it should be read by bis ueigblmrs in tlie local pos'nffice. This plan of branch of fice*, wlieh was ft ied once, as tar as San Krkncisco is concerned, and abandoned, is objectionable on other grounds. It is unecessary. Persons who desire a rapid return ol faiiing corcespoudence put their name ami address on tlie envelope, or use tbe special request envelope, it ap pears from an eEaininatiou made a day or two ago, that more than half of the letters received at tbe New York office, gave informal ion on tlie envelope Which ensures their prompt return tiuopeued tu tbe sender. This multiplication of dead letter offices complicates tlie system. con tuses one in tbe seareb for misdirected letter*, and involves an increased expeu> ,» For roughness ot the skiu; Mir two g parts of brandy with one jmrt ot water aud waah the face night ami iuotu-^ , \> 1 ip. .