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Insist upon having THA genuine Dr. C. MC LANE'S LIVES PILLS, prepared by Fleming Bros., of Pittsburgh, Pa„ the market being full of imitations of the name McLane, spelled differently but same pronunciation, ( .. J . , .. A FAMILY OBNIDB, Fortunate is (ho family that is'withont its 'black slice])," but blessed is (lie tuini ly that is without a genius. It not iinfroqnently happens that the poor'black sheep' has been dyed his Plu tonion hue by malice or ignorance, and that after leaving the uuapprcciative told for new and more congruiul pastures, his wool is washed as while as snow by those who more properly value him. But the;family 'genius'—oh, well! we have all inet a specimen here or there, and are almost ashamed to c nfess that in not a few instances we were sadly dis enchanted. Nancy Develin was a family 'genius.' The divine seal was set upon her the mo ment sh6 came int) (his cruel, censorious world; the divine afflatus was heard in the fb st faint cry and seen in the far away gaze ol her wondering eves. As suredly she was a marvelous child, and surprising possibilities lay before her. It is not strauge, consideiing that tho world is proverbially blind to genius, and espes cia'ly family genius, that she was given a most uupoetic and name. However, the misfortune i vas a]leviat ed a lew years later, when the genius discovered that 'Nancy' was convertible to 'Anne.' and that 'Do Volin' was tho proper and aesthetic form of tho prosy cognomen'Develin,'so hencefoith she was known as Anne De Velin. The gifted girlhad many taletttg, un doubtedly, although the simple people among whom she dwelt did 1 not always recognize them, lint she was admired and flattered lor more prosy considera tions. She was the ouly child ofa wealthy bjit practical and unlettered farmer, who waa fondly indulgent toward her iu all things.-She was really ii bright and pretty girl, tairlv educated and accomplished, and her wardrobe was expensive and stylish. At eighteen, Anne Do Yeliu was high ly d.iteatisfied with a country life, and yearned to know something ot the gilded world wherein dwelt men who were not all boors and women who were not all drudges, and where on the wings ot genius she might rise to that dazzling station she felt she was fitted to adorn. •Nan ain't good for much at hum,' said the maiden aunt, who was housekeeping for Anne's widow ed father, 'and I reckon never will be. Sho was born for tho pl anner, aud the books with tho yaller kiv ers, and them ar things she paints and call pictures; but that is about all, I guess, seeing she kinder hankers fur it, you'd better let her go to town.' 'VVhat kin she do there?' inquired the practical farmer. 'Wall,'urged the aunt, 'she thinks she might git somethin' she calls fame from her varsos and pictures; and the gal's rale handy at 'em, and she's purtv, In, and knows hew ter rig herself in them ar far belows of hern like a rale princess born to 'em*' 'Uoll darn the varses and the pictures, and that ar other thing she'll get. Fur my part, I don't value uotliin (hat hain't a good square money valur. I allers said it, and 1 say it yit. But the gal kin have lior way, and she's set on it, aud ye kin write to Aunt Crowly and tell her Nan is comin'. If there's anything in tho gal she'll have a right good chauce with Annt Crowly. But I reckon she'll be glad enough lo git back to the farm agin arter a spell. Her wisdom teeth ain't out yit, and the sooner they be the bet ter. Anne De Velyi was in an ecstacy of delight. Iler Aunt Crowly was a gay and fashionable lady, and had spoiled the girl bv profuse compliments. Anne had yet to learn that the praise and flat tery of a summer guest, are not always sincere, however agreeable they may be; , and she had never yet visited Mrs. Crow ly in the city. I wonder what Joe Sanders will tbink?' thought Anne, when she kn6w olie was really going. Sbe rather liked Joe San* ders, who was a sensible and flue looking yonng landholder, and who adored her. Him sbe bad never considered boorish, nor was hia persistent devotion obnoxU oas to her, although be was not at all the sort of a gentleman sbe wanted for a lover. Anne De Velin's ideal lover was not broad shouldered and muscular, and bearded like a turk, bat be was tall and shapely; he was dark eyed, aristocratic* ally pale, and bad a gracefully ' curved moustache. He wore elegant clothes, a diamond on his white hand, and a pink bud in bis buttonhole, and was as unlike Joe Bandera as a prince is unlike a plough boy. And this was the sort of Borneo to whom sbe oxpected to play Juliet, In the new, grand eity lite before. But she was quite too much of a coquette to part light* ly with Joe Sanders. 'I realjy can't see what yoa wanf to gg GRAHAM, NO, WEDNESDAY AUGUST 20 1879 * to the city tor. Anne,' he observed, very soberly. The girl twisted a sbowy amethyst ,QJI her plump finger, mid looked as a family genius is supposed to look when talking with an interior sort of person, who is too Inpelessly stupid to comprehend her no* ble aspirations. 'Well, yon see,'she answered \*ith dig nity, 'I was not bom for tnis kind of lite. Something higher and sweeter is n 'ccFsary to one like me. You men here sow and re ip, toiling on and plodding on year after year, never thinking of tho beautiful things you might give to iho world by a stroke of Iho pen or the pen cil. Joo, lite is a grand glorious thing if lived asitought to be. O, how I despise these poor, unrefined women, who ate content to drudgo like oxen, with no rest and no amusement. A little gossip ping, a little church going, and a great deal of soul-crnshiiig work is enough for them. 3ut one like me, .Too, must have something different.' /> 'Ah, indeed ; that is if, is itr rotnrned the young man. eyeing the pretty egotist with an amnscd smile. 'VVhnt do yon mean to make your life, Anne? What will yon be?' '1 mean to be a great and famous wo man,'shs asserted; 'I have not vet de cided hotf. Perhaps 1 shall bo an artist or a prima donna.' 'And perhsps you will be my wife,' wag the thought that he did not utter. 'After a few days of pleasant prepara tion, Miss Anne De Yeliu became the guost of Mrs. Crowly, who received the girl affectionately enough, but not with the manner ot one who realized the aus picious presence of a family gonitis. Anno soon learned that her rohitivo cared a great deal tor social pleasures, but did uot appreciate her marvolous talents in ! the least. 'You sing on the stage? What an ab stub child you are!' she cried, laughing heartily. •I have been told that my voice is very fine,' persisted Aline, much nettled at (he critical and incredulous manner of lier aunt. 'Of course you have a fine voice,' said Mrs. Crowley soothingly; 'but not nearly fine enough (or a'pnblis singer. Besides you would be obliged to study for years to perfect it. Anne's face grew hot. and angry tears gathered in her eyes. •You had better learn to dress well, the first thing you do, Anne,' continued Mrs. Crowly, seeing Ihe girl's agitation; '1 want you to look very nicely at my party to-night. Fred Filch is coming!' 'I am glad of that,' Answered Anne, with charming frankness. 'I think Mr. Filch is really Ihe only geutleman whom 1 ever admired.' His dark eyes could look unuterable love, and the touch of his White hand was mesmeric, aiut every accent of his voice was ns thrilling as a caress. Miss Anne Dc Velin loudly believed that she had found favor in his sight, and she de termined tu sacrafice ambition for love, as the most heroic thing she could do, considering how persistently blind her friends seemed to be to her genius. She had known Mr. Filch some months when Mrs. Crowley gnvo another paity to which he was invited. 'Dear Fred will certainly propose tos niSht,' she thought, as she made her toi let lor tho event. The dress she chose for the evening was the most expensive slie had over worn, and would have been a charming affair if worn by one ot an opposite style of beauty. Miss De Velin was highly pleased with her appearance as she weut down to tho parlor and eusconscd her self snugly in a curtained niche where she could'walch the guests unseen until Mr. Fred Fitch should arrive. Presently he cani«) and leaning on liis 'arm was a lovely woman. They stopped by ihe window where Aline was sitting, so close that she could huvo touched the dazzling jewels the lady wore. '1 wonder where Mrs. Crowley's liltle rustic is to night?' observed )Mr. Fitch. Havo you met her, Maud? No? Well, sl eis a curiosity. Yon ought really to see her and hear her talk. It is better than a comedy. She thinks herself u genius, yon know—fancies she sings like an angel and paints like a prodi gy-' •Is she really talented Fred?, inquired (he lady with polite iiidiflerence. 'Talented?, he laughed,6he is one of the most ordinary girls I ever met In my life, bnt her style aud self conceit are stunning.' •I suppose you found her tiresome, did you not?' observed the lady earless ly. Unpleasantly so,' he returned, more seriously. But of course one has to treat her nicely, although no doubt she mistakes one's courtesies for the partial attentions of a most tofatttated admirer. Really, Maude, I have fancied at limes that she believed 1 loved her.' I hope you have not trifled with her, Fred? said the lady. J assure you I have not, answered he, very gallantly. J coula not do that, ess pecialy as lam promised to your fair self, sweet ma belle Maud. They moved away presently, and then poor Anne slipped unobserved out of the grand parlors. She sobbed a little when she at length reached ber own room. Her last illusion was gone, but had left her much wiser, and much less burt than might be sup* posed. She was only eighteen, be it re membered ; mid, after all, her fancies had not been more extravagant tlian thoseof many others who. nufortuately, for lack of this sort of salutary lesson, have re mained tools to iho end ot their lives. And she was. quite certainly, not too much ot an idiot to know how foolish she had been, nor lo feel a wonviiily, re sentful desire to confuse the elegant and vain M. Fred Filch wiih soino- pretty and seemingly ingenious sally of -strat egic wit. She thought of manly, noble Joe Sanders, ami smiled contentedly as a bright plan suddenly took shape aid form in her giddy, egotistical brain, so rudely slung to defensive action. She sprang to -her fctit, and hurriedly flung aside the golden tinted silk, tho crimson carinations, and tho sol of rubies Itorow ed from her indulgent Aunt Crowley all of which tinerv had become to her. in her abruptly awakened sense of tuste I and discernment, correctly and odiously unbecoming and incongruous Then still smiling wish a strange and new loel ing ot satisfaction, she put on a plain pretty, dress of white cashmere, arrange ed an exquisite affair of soil black luce about her neck and shoulders, fastened a palo pink rose in her dark fine hair, and 1 so went again down to the elegant par- I iors. 'Auntie, please do introduce me to that beautitul young lady whom Mr. Fitch is entertaining,' she solicited, slip* ping to iho side ot her relative at a mo ment timely chosen."' 'Certainly, my dear child,' complied Mrs. Crowley, ul the same time favor her niece wiih a glance of sincere but surprised admiral ion. 'Really, Anne,' she whispered, you ate looking remark ably well this evening. What fairy heli>ed you to dresswith such exquisife simplicity?' The compliment was very gratifying to Anne, but she had no time to respond, for Mr. Fred Fitch and his, stylish be trothed wero very iieui. And that gaU lant young gentleman was somehow very attemiye to Anne during the evening that followed. Ho thought her very pretty and graceful iu her simple dress, and lie began vaguely to wonder it she were really quite as much of a country simpleton as he had supposed her to pe albei her new fnood, that was charming ly naive and shyly coqnettish, puzzlod am l piqued him. 'I protest. Mr. Fitch,' said Anno, with an arch uud saucy smile, wheu . his soft flattery became' somewhat profuse, I ittuat not listen lo such nonsense. 'Why must you not?* ho asked ten derly. 'Because.' she returned demurely, (ho dear fellow who is to be my husband would certainly object if he knew it. 'Ah indeed/observed Mr. Fred Fitch, dropping tho little brown baud; and Anno smiled and mentaly blessed the woman wit that had,{jelped her to nou> p'us him who had ridiculed her. She went home the day, quite convinced that she preferred Ihe rustic life she had once thought so prosy aud inferior. Joe Sanders, the sensible,aud faithful, met her at the station. 'Has my little girl come back to bo my wile,' he asked, lovingly, reading (aright iho expression ot her tired and wistful eyes. Anne's answer must havo pleased bim mightily, for he kissed her then and there, regardless of the gapping crowd. Her father was delighted. '1 Kuowed how it would be,'he declar ed ; 'cause the gal was bright aud hand seine, the rest cf yer made her b'lievo she could beat all creation at the big things them can do as was born to 'em. Manv iu the gal as would mako a right smart and happified wife as has been poked into cilitied ways for nuthiii' but misery. But 1 tell ye rale genius is allors satisfied withAjie life the good Lord per vides. Kiss mo. my little gal, and God bless ye.' A FLIRTINfI CIKI, WIIX CUBRIT, _ (Forneys Progress.) Seen? in a theatre. Heated in the or chestia a lady anil gentleman; the form er much enamored of the latter, itt fact desirous of winning bim ( The lady, however, haa flirting tendencies, and in** dulges them with a handsome party in the circle. The escort is not unobservant of this little play, and finally asks smilingly, "Do you know that gentleman with whom you are flirting?" An embarrassed negative is the re ply. "Thsn excuse me a moment." The escort immediately crosses .the theatre, puts a similar question to the other conspirator, "Sir, are you acqnaint ed-with the lady at whom you have been smiling this last half hour?" "No!" Would you like to be?" pleasantly. Very much surprised, "Certainly." A moment later the escort introduces the not altogether comfortable pair. Tnen the mild expression leaves the insulted gentleman's face, and he says sternly. "Now, sir, you may accompany this lady home!" With a bow he takes his leave, and the woman who loves} him never bears his voiee again. ■ —« — * A San FrancUco man named Howland has invented a machine that will tell to within a small amonnt the quantity of gold a person has about him. When this machine collides with an editor it is so hard worked that the |>eniparation rolls off its face in big drops, and it falls exhausted in two boars. The inventor should build one of forty horse power for the special use of newspaper qien. ANOTHER OR BIT INVENTIVE TBI. IIJIPIi. [Philadelphia Times.] The .naniffacture of ice was properly considered a great inventive triumph, bin a discovery has recently been made which leaves this far in the shade. This is nothing refrigeration which iniolvvs the use of no ice at all. The system has been put into practical o]teration at Boston, and is already a great success. Ammonia is the chemical agent depended upon, and by its use the air in a large six story granite building is kept nearly down to the freezing point event in dog days. The building was first rendered impeveriotis as possible to outside atmospheric changes, and then intricate mai binary was introduced by means of which the heal and gases are drawn off, condensed and purified and retained to do the work of refrigeratiug. The process goes on all the whilo and I the air is constantly changing, hut the ' machine is so nicely arranged that the temperature is kept at the uniform point of about forty degrees. A curious feature of the performance is that the absorption of the heat, gases and moisture constantly accumulates a great qr.antity of snow in the machine room every day, and he novel speotacle is presented of men shoveling up snow from the floor of a building outside of which the thermometer stands among the nineties and spreading it out on thetoof to melt, in the midsummer sun. The building is kept nesrly full ol perishable provisions, a hundred thousaand packages of butter, three hundred barrels of beef and thirty five hundred dozen of eggs being among the present utock on hand, and the pro duce and commission 'houses which patronize it report their goods are kept better than in vaults filled with ire. Indeeed the experiment has proved so successful that it is expeoted mammoth refrigerators of this sort will soon be troduced in all the large cities, and there seems to be no reason why the system cannot be applied lo ocean steam-ships in which case meats and other perishable merchandise could be transported across the Atlantic more successfully than heretofore. There ought also to be a hint in this discovery for the application of a system of artificially cooling dwelling houses in the hot weathor. There is a chance here for some inventor BECOMING BICII BV ACCIDENT, The Pittsburg Telegraph tells this story which it says is reliable: "During an excursion from this city to Niagara Falls, and while at Cleveland, sn incident occurred which will never be forgotten by those who heard of it. The Kennard House at that city was crowded with guests, when an ecoentrie and witty druggist ofJSuiithfidd street appeared late at night at the hotel office and de manded a bed. JThe clerk replied that there were only two vacant beds in the house cns wl erein »i>aqui r-ed a Pittsburg morning newspaper man, who were with the excursion. "To tell the truth, they are both pretty drunk, so you may take your choice as lo which room you will sleep in." The druggist said that on general principles he would take his ; chances with the evening journalist, as they excelled the morning men in more ways than one, and he would doubtless be quiet all night. He went to bed and was soon sound asleep. The journalist, however, awakened about 12 o'clock, and, thinking it a long time between drinks, dressed himself, un~ conciously,in the druggist's clothes and sailed out to make a night of it. Ever and anon he muttered as he treated all present, "Funniest thing lever heard of. When I went to bed last-night, I only had twenty five cents to my name, and now I've got over a hundred dollars (showing a corpulent roll of bills) and I'm bound to spend every cent of it be fore morning." He did. f,ITTI,B JOHNNY ANECDOTBR, [Ban Francleco Argonaut.] Gotes bnts, and Uncle Ned he said: "Johnny, one day there was a gote in tie field, and it took after Bildad, which you better x plain to yure butted readers is the new dog. Bildad he ran toward a hi fence for to git over, but the gote it cot him and butted him cruil on the tail, and he whirled over and over, and lit on the other side of the fence but didrnt kno it cos he was bewildered and scrambled hack over the fence agin, lifely as he cude, and the gote it let hioi have it a other 'irue, and wocked aw»y. Bildad he was astonish dog, ani shuke his hod, much as to say, 'I never Fee so many buttigotes, one in evry feold!' " * At a legal investigation of a liquor seizure the judge asked an unwilling witnessW hat was iii the barrel that Son had?' The reply was: 'Well, your onor, it was marked 'whiskey' on one end of and 'Pat Dully' on the other euoTso that I can't say whether it was whiskey or Pat Duffy was in the barrel, being as I am on my oatb.' When an honest ben is the foundation for a family and the work, some absurd rooster if {eaoy to do the erowing. NO, 24 Gleanings. it doesn't du to bofc squint-eyed at a ronn with a bisiol in Tcxu*, unless yoti prefer to look like a porous plastnr. AI (red: yoar poem must lay'' over, It haviuy some minor defects. For instance* gorge does'nt rhyme with morgue. Speaking of Sara Bernhardt'* children Simon Cameron declares that he can prove an alibi. About 9,000,000 tons of coal are annually consumed in the city of I'JOlU don. Too much of a good thing, aa the kitten said when it fell into the milk pail. .Why it it the. merchandise? Recanse he doesn't advorl-^res. — Yonkert States man. More than eighteen thousand persons live oy rag picking in Paris and t it» suburbs. China merchants never have to invite sea CAptains to dine, as t bey always come I in after tea. Many a yonng man who sows his wil«l oats trusts to the grasshopper of forget* fulnes to destroy th* crop.— Steubenvillff Herald. Nothing surprises a young man more> than the shape of hia head as he seea it it for the first time after his hair has been cropped close. Two naked cherubs, over the portak of a new conru house at Rockftwd* -111., so offended the moral sense of tW «i*y they were chiscledoff. When Patrick was told that the price of bread had fallen, he exclaimed: ''That, is the first time I iver rejoiced at the fait of my best friend." Father (to sleepy boy); Come James,, you ought to be up with the lark on such a boautifn morning/ Matler-oU fact boy: 'All right; but how'iu I to get op there? One of the latest western aotioaa is tha substitution of bats for pigeons ht in shooting matches. Would it not 'be still more .beneficial to substitute potato bugs. A physician at Salem, Ind., was act* dieted to opium eating and his neighbors, tried to cure him by tying him to * tree, whipping him severely, and making;* him take a voir of reformation. - The girls base ball club is making a. lively tour of New England. The spectators tease (hem uun.eroifully,some-. times trip them irn as they run, and, even seize and km them. 'Marriage with a tinge of romance' fa what they call it in Kansas when the, old man rides after the couple and shoots, Ibe hat off the bridegroom's bead with a. bullet from au army carbine.— Free, The Rockland Cowrvr has named rts candidate for 1880. He must be a man, who can design a railroad time table, that a cominou traveler may understand, without wrenching his intellect entirety out of running order. Vanderbilt controls an aggregate length of 3,620 mile of railroad, com*, prising 6,103 miles of track. On these/ are employed 27,706 men, who iiTround numbers, $1,178,000 A month, or $14,146,000 a year. The young lady who doeWt scream, when a candle bug ctawls down her back is she who, tyrter in life can spank a baby till it thinks the day of judgment has. arrived; then go .smiling to the parlor and receive her friends with an easy grace that is as soothing as a dose of morphine. It is said that amcng the spending the summer at Nahant, wholesalers never associate with retail*, era, and this unwritten law is carried so, far that a certain retail merchant- and family are no welcomed into the circle in which his son, a wholesaler, moves, notwithstanding the father furnishes the money with which the SOn carries oi\ business. As I hey sat upon the steps on Sunday evening he claimed a right to a kiss for every shooting star. She at hrst de murred, as became a modest inaiden, but finally yielded. She was even so accomo dating as to call his attentiou to thei flying meteors that w. re about to escape his observation, und then got to 'calling* him on lightning bugs, and at last got. him down to steady work on the light a lantern that a man was swinging about a depot in the distance were trains were ' switching* In Was!4»gton x £>. C., a temperance reformer of pro,muy:*ice makes the yellow fever ««oourge a, ba*i* for a temperance argument, lie finds that the total deaths from yellow fever in the United Sn tea for the past ten years is ouly 21,000,14,- 000 ofwhom died last yea?. In the same time,according to a careful and ffrehably reasonable have died from iiiteunpevauce, or at the rate of 65,000 annualfy. This gentleman proposes to quarantine again whibkey aa a more deatructivo deetroyer than