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GRAHAM, N C-, WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 3 1879
Al\ AIIDREM
By Col. \V. 1,, p Peßi «, rn| of lJie
Carolina P r .„ A»»ocialion.
Gentlemen of the Press Association of
I orlh Carolina.
I congratulate von thai so many of the
brethren have found time ami inclination
to lake pari in our annual reunion, bv tar
•lie largest number I hate ever seen pres
ent on such an occasion.
As many of you know, I am one of
those .vlio seek to encourage these re
unions of the gentlemen of the press and
who believe there is a higher and better
and more useful end to be subserved by
them than the promotion of mere social
pleasure alone.
It is I rue lliat (he avoin»e editor, being
')i iiid»t 11, iifctU an occasional season ul'rest
and recreation. His lied is not entirely a
bed of ease, neither is his pathway always
shewn Willi flowers. Thorns as well as
roses besel his teet as well as others, and
io him also coined days of wearying la
hor hdlowed by long nights of sleepless
CM I'FF.
And so if the rest from our toils and
the forget fulness of corroding care thai
come to lis amid the pleasures of these
-ociul reunions Were all the good in them
he would be a churl indeed who would
begrudge us their lew fleeting moments.
IJiit rest and recreation are not all that
come to us from SIUJ'I assemblages as this
iii which wo are about to take part. Ii
.s needless for me in this day and genera
tion and in ihis presence to say a word as
(o the power et the pi ess. Wnether it be
exercised lor weal or woe, the gentle
men who constitute the association now
belure me carry in their hands a power
-ilial overshadowrevery other power ii*
the fteitber the bar nor the pul
pit nor yet th! hustings has a tithe of the
i.ifliti-nce in shaping men's opinions that
you have. They occasionally reach the
ears ot hundreds witii varying uncertain
sounds while Vou constantly reach the
e>es of thousands with fixed forms of un
muiabailc meaning. But just in' pro
portion to the greatness of the powerjs
the uccessity tor its intelligent exercise,
and hosv can that be belter promoted
than by briuuitig the possessors of this
great power into such relations HS shall
make theui know and appreciate them,
each at his true woith. And then meet
ing together as we do in different sec
tions of*the State how can it happen that
we will not thereby become better ac
qainlcd with the wants and nc'cssities
ot those different sections and thus in
time of the whole State? What does the
eastern man know ot the railways of the
west or the western man & the watery
ways of the cast unless hp learn from ac
tual travel-? Western editors must know
and understand and discuss the griev
ances of the people of the cast and Hie
remedies proposed therefor and so also
must not the editors of the eait bc.igiior
am of the wanls jf the people of the
west. Let us hopesthen that the time
will be far distant when a year will pass
without a full gathering of the editorial
clans f rom the mountains to the seashore,
from the north* border to the southern
most limit. Good must come of the re
form and nothing but good.
Last year we inet at the foot of tlie
mountains the lovely Picndiiunt section
of the State, a section the beauty ot whose
scenery is equalled only by the. sturdy
honesty and geneiious hospitality ot its
people. This ycai, to-day, this hour we
wore to have met not here In 4his popu
lous railway center above the tide water,
but upon the sea shore and with the
beating of the waves ot Ocean sounding
iu our ears we were to have conducted our
deliberations, but fate ruled far otherwise.
Man proposes and God disposes. The
hospitable village, the once happy resort
of seekers for health, for rest, or for
now a desolate wreck strewn
beach. But little more than forty-eight
hours ago upon its devoted site the storm
fiend for a time held high carnival, and
with his accursed devouring breath lash
ed the waves iii«> iury. Iu an instant al
most lionses were swept away, trees torn
up bv the roots, and indeed all inanimate
things engulphed it* the merciless waves.
But auiiiiall that terrible uproar, amid
all that flercp din of the warring element?,
amid the darkness of that trying hour,
the mercy of the great Jehovah, the ever
living God who sailh to the winds and lo
the waves thuV far shalt thou go and no
jartber. shoue round about and every
where cutside, ere the shock ot the great
disaster could be realized, men's hearts
were gladdened bv the intelligence that
first greeted their ears that there were
"no lives lost." AiuLthough later intellU
gonce forces upon us the sad conviction
of the gallant deaths ut two noble and
devoted men, yet still it is a wonder and
a miraole how in that supreme hour of
neril —a peril that, not felt, the heart of
a man can never conceive, how, in that
hour, I say, so many men, so many help-
less women, helpless "children, helpless
invalids suddenly roused froiii sleep
without time even to could be sav
ed harmless Iroin the tottering tailing
building, against which the billows were
beating with fierce appalling fury.
| But thank Cod there were brave lienrts
i there and strong arm-'. Tlntnk Cod there
j were men il.ere to whom death presented
Ino terror while giving succor to the
! weak ami helpless. One brave mother
j told me thai upon ilie narrow, tottering,
(•trembling, frail plank way upon
she pa«-ed from the doomed building to
j the mainland, fn.-t went the wee toddling
I children, next their mothers, and last ol
j all t he uii'ii. Thank Cod, sav f. tli.it the.
| breed of noble bloods has notched out In
North Carolina. Thank Co.l, we Slid have
I men and women who prove not recreant
in the hour of danger though they may
feel the chill breath of death in their very
faces. I conf. ss my friends, that Just
night as I haard from the lips of the Gov
ernor of our State, himself an eye wit
ness and participant, a brief acoount ol
the heroism displayed in that awful hour
j by all there, but especially by the citizens
of Beaufort, black ai'id white, North Car
i oliuians all, my heart swelled wnli
j tude and witlfpride, that 1 100, Was a
l citizen ot a State that could boast sn-.h
! heroes. Alter such exhibition ol daring
I and devotion and seif sacrifice as thai at
j Beuulort, let no one say that the men of
out day are inferioi to ihoso oi any forio
,er tune. "
But my friends while (here is so much,
so very much lo fill our hearts with grati
tude to Almighty tiod in thin hour "four
re-assembling, tho feeling* that possess
me and th-i'. I know possess you, are not
untningletf wiili pain. When I remember
who sal by mv side when last 1 had the
honor to preside over vonr deliberations.
1 can but recall the great loss that we,
anil notonlv welhe members ol his chosen
profession, but the entire people of the
State have met willi in the death of our
honored and lamented brother. Joseph
Adolphus Engelhard, To me his charac
ter and his services both to the profession
and to the people of the Slate at large
have been a.study as well before his un
timely death as 6incc. As ail individual
his impulses were kindly, generous and
iiojjle, charitable and considerate in his
judgements of men, sensitive too and ten
der in his feelings as a woman; himself
and all that he had was ready always to
spend in behalf of his friends or in the
discharge of a duty J to his State. llow
pleasant and how genial too hi van in
his intercourse with us all you cannot
tail to remember. As and editor he was
Wise, prudent; sagacious far-seeing and
endowed in a rare degree with that tare
quality known as good judgciyc-ut I'ogs
sussed ol literary taste, and culture, his
editori.ds were in manner e;»sy and
graceful, blessed with a vigorous mind
and one well stored, they were full of
force and strength, and "with a bosom
that knew no fear, he never failed to ex-
Jiibit flic courage of his opinions, and yet
always courteously, /odeed in him
courage and capacity and courtesy were
most happily blended. As a citizen he
was fcver ready to do his duly whether
in peace or in war.
After much sludy and careful reflec
tion then it is my deliberate opinion tint
to no one of the many men who were
prominent in the era ot reconstruction
does North Carolina owe inore, I will say
jw'oed thai lo no one does she owe as
much as she does to our dead brother,
Joseph Adolphus Etiglehard. Iu the
great fight that lasted from September
1860 until November he was always
to (lie trout and always doing valliaul
battle in behalf of the State lie loved HU
well. The character of that eleven years
struggle, the fierceness and the bitter
ne*s ot it none know but those who pass
ed through it. Step Uy step, after
year, with fixecP
purpose and dcterminalion
to wrest the State Irom the hand ot the
oppressor. His rule and his inolto *was
to tight 'the enemy wherever he could be
found. Others might be disposed to
temporize if not to .fraternize with the
enemy, but iu Engleliard there was never
the slightest variableness or shadow of
turning from the straight narrow «vay he
had marked oat as the path of honor for
him&plf and ot safety for the State.
Whatever taint others might have upon
their records, upon his there was neither
spot nor blemish. And to him, perhaps,
more than to all others, North Caroliia
owes it that she may boast that she ac-.
coinplished her redemption from the ac»
.cursed thraldom that bound her hand
and foot without any truckling, Few
States there IK> in this South laud ot ours
that can truly boast as much. It is easy
enough to be true aud faithful now,when
along P«lh rnns the road to place
and to preferment, to emdlument aud to
lienor. Bat not -o was it daring the
eveulful ot which I have spoken. Tueu
** *
t lie path to to hoiirtr ro
called, was a broad and well beafen one
very unlike the rugged one Engleliard
trod and many there be who went there*,
in. From the beginning of that struggle
and through all its varying phasestkll 'lis
strivings were for the good ot the Stnte,
'and of the whole Siate. To redeem the
State from the 'lnnd ot the oppre-s >r and
tonnifv and consolidate its conflicting
and antagonistic section? into
ha| p., harmonious and pros
per®* commtiiiity, was the grciit goal of
liis'ambiiion from llie beginning until
I lie.contest culminated in tlia crowning
liiumph that gave the convention ol
1875, in which lie (vas especially con
spicuous as a bold skilllul leader, and
thanks to which North Carolinians to
day iale North Carolina, To him the
effort to .11 ray one section of the Stale
against another or to stir up one interest
in suite *tigain>t another, seemed but
little short ot treason. 1 say then alter
mature deliberation ftnd recalling the
events of that great struggle, and faith
fully and impartially, according to all his
comrades, to each his full meed ot mer
it, that to our dead brother belongs the
chief pre eminence. If the Slate of
North Carolina shall bear bis nauio in
appropriate remembrance only so long
as her children shall enjoy the fruits of
his labors in hei be halt, no man could
ask higher honor or more lusting
fame. """ 0?
1 make no apology genllemer ,fOr~fhus
dwelling u| on the virtues of our dead
brother. To have saiil less would havo
been unjust to hiui. to you, and lo North
Carolina.
IBENEM AUCTION.
'And all must go? Can nothing be sav
ed'r' querulously, questioned Mrs. Ar
thur, her hand listlessly folded across
her lap. her air betokening utter helpless*
nes*, as >he looked pitifully toward the
oeautitul girl whom she addressed.
'.Nothing, mamma,' answered the lat
ter, drawing nearer as she spoke, and
kneeling by the other's side, while she
laid her tinger%aressingly iipou/ier moth
el's pale cheek—'only each other; but
papa's death has taught us how much
that is. Don't worry, dearest. I hope
the sale will enable us lo buy furniture
more suitable lo the tew rooms which lor
a lime must be our future home, until I
can secure some pupils and gel the little
home in the country where you are to
live, surrounded by birds and flowers,
and forget (hat the red llag ever waved
from our door.'
They were brave words, bravely spoken
—so bravely as not to betray ihe effort
they cost the speaker. & p,
Six moil'lis before Irene Arthur reign
ed a be'lo in her father's magnificent
home, when, like a thunderbolt lr..in a
clear summer sky, came her lather's fail
toe and death i.i quick succession, with
the lessons experience only teaches, of
friends designing in the hour of neetl —
little by little learning the necessity I
standing alone and seeing hope drilling j
fur Hut and liiriher in the distance, until t
the present with its absolute emergencies,
roused Iter to action.
The sina.ll head, set so regally upon the ]
slight, sloping shoulders, held itself more '
rcgnHy r jtiil, the red, lull curved lips, ;
were pressed more proudly together, as '
Irene buckled on her armor lyr the fr.iv. !
The'hardest part was over now. ller |
mother had been told the worst which ;
could befall them. She must now iako !
her Iroin this spot, hallowed by memcrv,
before the desecrating foot ol strangers
entered it.
A few d tys search and si o was ieward- !
ed by finding in a quiet house a suit ot I
rooms which met at once hei purse and
her requirements, in sad contrast to the
elegant luxuriance with which she hati |
beeii surrounded her liie long, bill where
at least, her mother was saved the sight
ol the red llig, which seemed to her to
be dyed'in Iter heart's blood.
'ls there nothing you would wish to
save, Miss Arthur?' questioned a voice at 1
her side the morning o! the sale.
She i tu ned haughtily toward the efran* '
ger. bn something in his clear, blue eyes !
bent upon her witnessed the words held I
honest meaning.
'I beg your paction, &ir,' she answered
unable to disguise wholly the pride these
latter days had developed so forcibly— 'l
have not tire pleasure of your acquaint ]
lnce.' j
*ll is lor mo to beg pardou. I torgot I
might not be kuowu to you personally, 1
though I am the auctioneer appointed by i
the estate. You-lather once did me ft 1
great kindness, and, though 1 would not
seem intrusive, I should like very much !
to preserve any article you may desire.' j
'With many thanks, sir, I desire to re- '
ceive in favors,' she replied coldly, and
passed on, to take one fleeting look ere
she fled to the place she must now leam
to call home, to be haunted a'l day by
the sound of the auctioneer's hammer and
the vcices of strangers desecrating tho
halls
But when, in the dusk of Ihe evening, a
cart slopped before the door, and one by
one, articles hallowed by association—
her father's ensir, her own desk, her
uiottier's favorite pictures—were brought,
in, the feelings so long repressed gave
way to a burst ot tears.
Who hud done (his thing? For one mo-'
menl the honest blue eyes that had met;
her own thai day roso before her. Rut
uo! such delicacy belonged not to their
owner's rank in lile. -Nor was itastran>
gt-r's work. Some one must have kn?wu
her well to have selected the few things
it had botu such bitter warelare to part
V
| with
l'hcy were indeed like rid friends sent
to comfort her, as, in the. weary days
that followed', her eyes would rest upon
t.iem in her bitter for the daily
necessilies of life for heiscit the luxuries
which to her mother had become necessi
ties.
Business had thrown her more than
once with Earl Kenneth, the owner of
the blue e>es. There had been nmttCVs
connected with tiie sale which compelled
her to meet him, unlit he grew to her al
most as a friend, and at limes she would
forget the social gulf which separated
ihem —she, the once wealthy banker's
daughter; he, a man wljp had risen iroin
Ihe humblest ranks, but whose soul was
that of a nobleman.
'flic friends she had once known she no
longer kucW« They rode; she walked,
and must stand ou the curb to let their
carriages it lilt by.
Earl's cheery voice and pleasant smile
her mother also grtw to welcome, wiili
the few choice flowers or the the early
fruit he evet laid so quietly in Mrs. "Ar
thur's baud,growing daily paler and thin
ner.
I But one evening, as Jie sat by Irene's
1 side alone, very calmly, very truly, yet
with acertain humbleness, he told her that
ho loved her, and asked her to become
his wile.
'1 cannot bear to see yon struggle,' he
said. 'Once, as you well know. I could
not have asked you to become iny wife,
and though 1 have not forgotten, dear.
| that 1 am a man who has only honor uml
I vet can take you Iroin this
Tile of toil, can shield yon with my breast,
can toil loi you and yours it you will
give mo the precious assurance 1 seek.'
k -t-\Vas the man mini? The pride she had
forgotten in these quiet months now
surged upward as she turned toward him
with pale and sparkling eyes.
you insuil ino!'
*No man insults a woman with his
honest love, Miss Arthur,' he answered,
the pride in hers bearing Its reflex on Ids
tace. '1 loved you—nay, love yon 1 My
love you spurn. I can liever ofter it again,
Miss Irene; but remember—should ton
ever need it, it is always yours, ready lo
do for you, to suffer lor you, to die for
vou!'
♦ • • • * • • •
'Why does not Earl conce?' questioned
the invalid. I want to sec liiiu—l miss
him. Wiitc, Irene, and tell Uim he must
call this evening.' .
She wrote in obedience. »
'Mamma asks lor you. She knows
nothing. If you will drop iu occasion
ally to «ee Iter L will be "lad.
it cost lie - pride a struggle to send
even this: but was it possiole,| it also
brought a thrill of something liko pleas
ure that she would meet him once more.
The weeks had seemed strangely long
without him. Why had she thus ans
wered him? Of course the thing he ask
ed was impossible; cut. ah, how cruelly
she had spumed him! . r .
Had he forgotten it? She expected
some trace cI sorrow on his handsome
brow ; but when fie emen d, in obedi
ence lo her summons, the liank smile lit
up his face as devoting himself to (he
invalid, he spoke (o her only when cour
tesy required.
Somehow, these weeks seemed (o have
improved him, too. lie had acquired a
polish: or was it only indifference, where
love had reigued?
j '.Mill early forget,' slio thought, ojid
| Willi (lie thought she sighed.
| i'lic winter wore to an end, ami slow
]ly tlic invalid grew weaker ami more
| weak. The shock hail ben greater than
I her nervous sysien eon Id bear, and. she
' sank tinder it day by day, until tlic oxers
' (ion oi moving from Iter bed to her couch
' became too threat, when, tor thclir.st time
; tlie realization burst upon her daughter
she was soon to be left desolate iu-»
j deed.
Earl, doting these months, came and
J went as of old; but sometimes Irene ask
ed herself il his words to lk-r had not
i been a dream.
Not once did his eyes rest on her will)
Ihe old loolfc —not once ditl he hold for a
single moment the little fingers within
his own! and a sense ot empty disap
pointment, none (lie less bilter because
unacknowledged, brought lo the proud
young eves tnuuy an unshed tear. llut
j the bilter sorrow was iu store, as the
invalids res', approached mere and inore
near, until the angel ot death stopped
| ami gathered her to his breast. Earl
| was there at the time, and us she lay so
quietly ou her pillows—they lbought her
spirit hail flown—she suddenly roused
and laid her daghtcrs hand in his.
'Take her I she said, 1 give her to
you!'
Then tho eyes closed forever.
) 'Do not mind il; she meant only a* a
i brother Irene,' he said, to coinlort. days j
alter lo the weeping girl, and Irene
wondered she could not as such accept
! iL
| So tho weary days in >rgol into weeks
tho weeks Into month?, and tho prond
young spiril loarned its own bitterness.
She suw Eirl rarely now—there was no
1 longer the invalid's impatient demaud
upou Lis ihue. Some ol the old friensd
bail come t >rward iu this second hcur ot
suderiiig * but through ull she missed
liiin, and the thought that he learned
I forget fulness brought her no comfort.
She was thinking ot, him one evening {
when he entered.
♦I am going away Miss Irene,' ho said,
'will you bid me God speed?'
The old pride sniggled tor mastery
against the choking in her slender throu'i
but the words she strove to utter refused
to coine.
j «I have been studying law during these
, years of hard w jrk, and atn now abl6 to
; wait for tne practice that will come.
J You will think of me sometimes, Irene;
, and if iu jroublo remember the wonts 1
once said: that- 1 always stand readv to
act the part of a friend. Is even lhi*
asking 100 much?'he added, as her ei*
leuoe continued.
NO, 26
Had he, tlien, forgotten all his words
—llie lovtt he had said was hers forever
—or dil its pule ghost lie buried, toy?
But she must speak; she must not let
11int know.
'Uooil .hy I' hlih faltered; then, spice of *
herself, the words she thou*hu!ock«-d in
her heart hurst froiju her: 'Eatl do not
$o; I cannot bear ii!'
'lreiit-!' wliHie had his icy
fle«l i.ow? his fare was pale; his voice \ V
trembled in his struggle for calmneos.
'What matters it lo you?'
she exclaimed, as h#r
pride lay with folded' wings at her
leet. • I
'Or if yon most go, take me with yon!*
'licne do you know what your words
mean—-that 1 can only take you- as my
wife? My darling is it tni«?'
But in answer she sprang into h's
open arms, dimly realizing that the col
or mantling hrr cheek was the
red flig with which she had announced
her%*lf to the highest bidder, but Eail,
holding he" close jo his heart will yiell
his prize never more.
G le a n ing s m
Pennsylvania baa two lady superin
tendents of schools.-
There are 450 lady dentists in the
United Stated, mid three tiiueo an many
Studying dentistry.
A law has been passed in Sweden
giving lo married woomen undivided con
trol of theii property and earning.
e It is better to be laughed at for nek
being nntrrifd than to be unable to laugh
because yuu are.
At an evening party a county girl de»
eliued frosted cake beenube sLe thought
it might give her a cold.
Queen Victoria ha* $9,003,000 worth
of royal plate jn her castle at Windsor
but this does noi keep her awake at
uight.
An editor boing asked, "Do hog* pay?"
Kays ag 4 eat many do not. They take
the pa|>er several years and then have the
postmaster s»*nd it back marked ''re
fißed."—Boston Post.
A society has been established in
Loudon for the prevention of street ac
cidents and dangerous driving. It is
estimated that ltf,ooo jiersons were in
jured by vehicles iu tbestreetsof London*
lait year. ,
N OTHING LEFT. — Mafjittrale: «Yon
seem to have been drinking, and have
left vot.r wits at the bottom of youf
tumbler."
(blandly): "Impossible, yonr
Honor. I never leave anything H t the
bottom of my tumbler.*'
"Come homo, my son," mid a parent
to 0110 who had been absent, from horn*
for Home time; "come home, and your
mother will kill the fatted calf for *
you."
"Tell her not lo do it, father," re
plied the offering, 'lor I have lived on
veal ever siuee I've here. Tell her
to kill a quarter of u pig iustead."
A good solored man oyce said, in •
class meeting; 'Brethren, wheu 1 was a
boy, 1 took a hatchet and weut into de
*oods. When I lound a tree dat was
straight, big and solid, I didn't tonch dat '
Uee; but whin I fjun 1 one leaning a little
and hollow inside, 1 hiui u.,wn.
So wh-n the debbil gffijfafter Christ
tians, de dou't touch detn dat stand
straight and true; but dem dat lean a
little and aie hollow inside.'
L.I3TENEKB TO SCANDAL.— 'As no Olie *
savs Mrs. Steele, 'is abused save to a
willing listener, the friend who tells yon
she has heard you calumniated mn«t he
ranked with the calmnuintors.' She ia
even worso than they are; tor, if u lia t
not been lor her, you might never have
knowu the unpleasant thing? thev said of
yon. This, at any rate, is one or those
numerous circuinstai;cas in which ivnots
mice is reallv bliss.
USED UP FHIKNDSHIP.— We can oat nr>
a fi-ieudship as we can eat up every tiling
else, and leave ourselves no uruin'm to gi»
on with oitt of all thai large cake that *
was once was onrs. If we throw too
innch on our friends—make too many
uiuiids on their sympathy, their patience,
ilivir go«»d nature, their allowance, thein
xeneronity—we shall end by eating up in
a short lime the cake of lore that si.on Id
have lasted us to the end.
PRESENCE or Mwo.—There were not
less than fifty or sixty at table and when
the guests were in the height of animated
conversation, and just as tint cloth was
drawn, they were interrupted by a crash.
A pervant, in removing a cut-glass
eporgne, whiclrformed the ci unal orna
ment of tfie table, let it fall, and it was
dashed into a thousand pieces. An awic -
ward silence fell upon the compmiv, who
scarcely knew how to treat the accident
when the host, then the welUknown
George Payne, releived their embarrass-,
ment by cheeifuly exclaiming, 'Nlaim *
l.reak as much as you like, bnt don't
make such a confounded noise about ltl" '
And under cover of the laugh this
cited, tue fragnteete were remove.l and
the talk went on as if nothing had' hail*
liened. This, it strikes us was tue uru*» lfi£
enceof miad ofgood-brt-euiiig.