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THE ALAMANCE GLEANER, VOL. 6-. ]f£E &LEANER POBLISHBD WIJKKLY BY gLDRIDCiE fe KERNODLE. (jrakM") IIN. C, Subscription. Poslaye 't>aid : one t«j • • v".'."!."!!!.'.!!.!.!.'.'.. I '.tl fijx Sic ll " 18 . 60 ftrM „„, enn sending ns a club of ten sub- E vcr >' forthe lengh of time for which the t,? " • urad# up- Paper* sent to different odices departure from the Cash System ft RICH of ACLTERLISIMK '3&£S/Gssfc&£r m ' 'i m, |S m. 3m. ttnMl2m. rrr~ ITT 3 00 400 600 10 00 3 0014 50 6 00 10 00 15 00 Transient advertisement* 111 per square lor rat, and fifty een* for each subsc »entiu»erti op - OUR GOVBBNffIENT. o«cer» Of ike Federal C«T«r»mMl. THE EXECUTIVE. Bntherford B. Hayes, of Ohio, President of tbe United States. v , William A. Wheeler, of New York, Vice- Presirient of the United States. I THE CABINET. Wiljiam M. Evarta, of New York, Secretary of Slate „ , , _ John Sherman, of Ohio, Sec'y. of Treasury. G«ige W. M. McCrary, Secretary of War. Bichard W. Thompson, ef Indiana, Secre tary of the Navy. 7 C,rl Shurz, of Missouri Sec'y. the Interior. Charles Dcvens, of Massachusetts, Attorney- Gcneral. David M. Key, of Teennessee, Postmaster- Gtneral. . . THE JVDICIART, IHE BUPBEME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES. Morrison R. Wait, of Ohio, Chief Justice. Nathan Clifford, of Maine, Noali H. Swayne, of Ohio, Samuel J. Miller, of lowa, David-Davis, of Illinois,- . Stephen J. Field, of California, William M., Strong, of Pennsylvania, Joseph P. BracH«y, of New Jersey, Ward Hunt, of New York, A«xociat.e Justices.] OUK STATU 3© VEKNiti KNT'. KXEECCTIVE DEPARTMENT. Thomas J. Jarvia, of Pitt, Governor. _ Dawes L. Robinson, of Macon, Lieutenant- Governor. W."'L Saunders, of New Hauover,. Secretary of Btate. i - Jolm M. Worth, of Randolph, Treasurer. I Donald W. Bain, of Wake, Chief Clerk. [ T C. Worth, of Randolph, Teller. , Dr. Samuel L. Love, of Haywood, Auditor. Tlios. S. Kenan, of Wilson." \ttorney-Gerteralt' Mn C. Scarborough, of Johnston, Superin tendent of Public Instruction. ♦ ; , Johnston Jones, of Burke. Adjutahl-Geubrali J. McLcod Turper, Keeper of the Capitol. Sherwood Haywood, of Wake, State Libra- JODIeIART, SUriIEMK COUKT. •' W. N. H. Bmitb, of Hertford, Chief Justice. John H. Dillard, Thos. S. Ashe, Associates": w. H. Baglcy, of Wake, Clerk, of Supreme Jomt. ■ V I>.A. Wicker, of Wake, Marshal. •* •>"" 2 'ROFEBBIQNAL CARDS. . BSABAH & 6BABAB, 4TTOBNHYS AT IAW, the State *n« FedSbiii Couiu, attention paid to collecting. ttomey- at, Lqwi ** N C r ® Fedwal "Courts. 1 A ttorn BY, J^f a L ,y of J. dW 6 ~ 1 ». ly; # atiavr, OBABAM. y. C. w 'rtXL U . U | e ( SU^. anfl Court. ames E.Boyd, attorney AT LAW. _ •»MC«SIT in all the Courts. v r: —-—** J. W. Griffith Dentist, GaiaAM.N.ci,. ktaa * . . STON> W TOWN oa Cotmrar.. . 'ljiiiiiAi'' 1...B ———— • ' Df. jf.'A. Albright, & ALBRIGHT, Ain svaoKONS iiC-J hmna and the latter at OINDRBBLLA. 'Just look how it has shrunk aud fad ed !' cried Miss Alinnie Jasper in dismay, as she tugged and pulled at a pretty, pale blue and white lawn dress, that had just come home from the wash, in a vain' effort to lorce it to meet around her des cldcdly substantial form. 'I don't care about the color, I think it is even prettier for having gone so pale, but I can't get it ou; it's ol no uso to me! Why, the thing has 6hrunk until it's hardly big enough for Cinderella there 1' Cinderella was busily engaged iu mak ing the bed. She was an extremely pretty, slight, petite creature, of seven* teen years but looking younger. Her air was dejected and sad, her clothes were, scanty and poor, aud, though her blue eyes brigntened at her cousiu Alin nie's words, she veulured to make no re ply to them. Airs. Jasper, a sickly, selfish, worldly women, who«o sole thought .gnd ambis tion was lor hor girls, looked tip- discoft • touted ly. Ill's not suitable for Ella," said she peevishly. 'A mere girl—a child eoarce* -iv out of her pinalored -ycU r That jvae quite an expensive Minnie. The finest of Rood?, and so '■pr&rttfy, and with yards of lace about it too. Per haps it would fit Eloil.~ * 'lndeed, then,it wouldn't do auything of the kind,' answered the lasl-uauied Jad> 1 , iudijjualrtly.-, 'What do you take me for? Proposing that I should wear Minnie's castofls, I'm younger than she is and prettied too, and for all' sfie's setting bur cap at Fred Walling so iu dusiriously 6toe won't- 1 -catch biur, and what's more, I'm quite sure he likes me the best; should look well weaving my sister's old things wouldn't I?' •Ko, you wouldn't!' retorted Miiinie. pYou uevarlook well in anything, 1 your hideous, sickly 6kin like ma's; you couldn't wear pale blue', it takes, a blondo like myself of Cinderella lor rhat! And I'll (rouble you not to dictate who shall have my dresses, ma; for- I just mean to do as I please Willi them. I'd wear my white organdie trimmed with Yaloiicieimesio ujgbt if i# was nicely ironed out for me, and new, fresh blue bows to wear with it. ComeyCinldereila, 119 one can do it as nicely as you; 1 sa? you'll fix irtor me ih good time, fctid'ihft pretty blue lawn is yours. •£he can't f She oati'lf' a chorus from Flora audi, her mother at once, 'There's ma's 6hawl to be mended, and nearly ail lace, torn'off my flounce, and must be sewedop agaiu i ad it would take her three ; yojur dress, and it's noon already« She can't possibly do it I' Cinderella came forward timidly, with lier blue eyes full of eager light. 'I think I can do it all,' she said. 'I shall have to work T«ry hard of course, , bpt I shooid like to.bave tbe blue dress; J afwl, Aunt Jasper, fiideed 1 iieodil,' Aunt Jasper tinned away Without , word; bat jf tt» young girl's simple, a pleading worcU bad beeu a blow, she ceuldn't havd shruuk from tb«m more • consciously nor turned a guiltier critui ■ 'aid.- -.r- 1 V'' " v - So Minnie went oat .and bought the ribbou for tbe bows, and Cinderella tutned to work with" such good will that by five o'clock all her task? were accom plished ami her honsework finished into tip bargain. The mother »ud two daughters Were going to a Wanner even ing garden party; tbe carriage was to come for them at six.o'clOck and ella promised herself a with a 'flatuMfl' girfish pleasure, 'and go down into tbe P[)or and practice my dear old masio and sougs, and feel onoe more as 1 used to feel wbeu darling papa was aliye; wben "I was a yonng lady la my own home, in stead ot Aunt jMper'fi poor drudge and servnat.' } • The blue dress fitted to Wcbarm. Cin derella took some Vfolots from a boaqnet in ber coasfn's room and, fastened tbem at her pretty, Wbita tbroat, and via., her yellow hair. 'Just for memory's sake!' she told ber* itit. 'To remind me of the dear old days, go»e foreVer I when I liked toloek pretty. fOrpapa.' r She had a lovely, fate, girlish and 9 weeft, especially cbarmißg when lighted [itpoas It were how by a **rm blnsb of ItobOcent pleasure, a dear little lovable fady she lookod as she trippocb downs alairs, quite ligbt«.bearted for once, atod Went ioto the parlor, where she seated hsr*elf at tbe piano and presently began •to play. .--Bridget the maid-oj(-ail-work, wbt performed alHbe labor of tbe boasehold that was oat of poor Cinderella's proT-» ince or 'beyond her strength—Bridget GRAHAM, N. C.. WEDNESDAY, JULY Jit 1880. The Irish girl had only been in tbe lIHIS£ A Short time, and had never seen 'Alias Ella' except in her shabby clothes 9he recognized, (he bluo dress as Alias Alinuie's—and (for the cousin* had hair of the same color) supposed immediate ly 'hat it was her young mistress herself whom she saw; a notion which wascon firmed when Ella went into the parlor and began to sing ayd play, ♦Shuro thin, 1 thought the ftoor ' Blfle thing of a niece wouldn't get Jho white dress done in time,' uiuttored she. 'lt's •a slave they do be makiug of her efntke ly. And mi« had to stay at home attber all; and I 'spose the poor child has been Scolded foinely, and Is upstairs crying uer purty eyos oat.' * A ring at the door-hell disturbed Bridgets meditations. Mr. Fred WaM« er had called to offec his escort to the young ladios, ou the bare chance of their not having started jet. f J 'Miss Jasper is, out*, §aid to the maid. 'I thought I might possibly—* 'Deed an' she said . Brid« get, positively, ( «y e may h«r ty* for yerself, this minute, iu the parlor a -riogin' atf playiii'* beautiful,' tontf' *nifenfc> ally honfe-sb Bridget added: 4 Oi neter "rievei kuew she could Biug so swately be fore.' VV " Mi.4. ~ Ella was singing sweetly indeed. Tbe visitor entering unobserved by her,stood like one entranced, until the song died away in a wailing sob, and the Binger's golden head was bowed upon her hands as memory and grief bvercome her. llteti Fred Walling carat ferward impulsively, his whole generous heart stirred at the sight of'her trouble. ■ »•'» »ti if. " 'My dear Miss Minnie—' ■ be began, but stopped abort in dire confusion, ias the weeping girl turned suddenly and showed him bis mistake. 'lt is not Miss Minnie!' he cried; 'I beg a thousand pardons for my intrusion TheJgiri Rdid tliatJMisa Jasper—' his had watched her 'sfceet, pathetic lime with eager interest while ho-was speak ing; and now he paused then broke out suddenly:'- ? * ./ iu iirn •»> .4) '1 know, you nOwl Yes, lam aure I know you.^,You qr& Ella Sommers— Doctor Sommers' daughter! Your, father and uiiue were close frienda—l saw you years ago when you were quite a little" girl, at Greendale, Don'tVoU ber Fred t»nd the eld swing Wthe lanef'' 1; She sprang to him in glad surprise/ 1 *' •ArqjouFred?' she-.jciMd».( fOb* I remember you„Papf you But he is dead!" • A sudden of.jSwujpp pierceclher beart.. cried weeping. yVhat could Fred do but console Her? Somehow he quite forgot) Mintaie 'Jasper and the garden party; hours pasmdaway as he talked with the lovely 'friendta girl, amji&ncaed tbelatory of heberea*e« her. Mgk flold relates, the narrow gfjndipg misery ,of„ her lift. 'There is something unaccountable in it,' he mused. *l>r Sommera was not rich, indeed, but He left sufficient prop erty, I know to secure you a modest' in dependence. .My fatket wift see' to ili He is a lawyer, your know. Dear little play-fellow, promise pot to gay one word of ouC meeting tQ_ your, aunt; or cousins, until I give you leave.' v Ella promiaedr readily; and' Bridget, highly astonished and pleased when the discovered the mistake the bad made, promised also.' • * ' 'Sure,' said she to Ella afterwardj 1 'sure they do be calling you Cinderella, my dear, and it's meself that kuows tbe purty story about the little girl that worked and cried w|iio. the others was to the ball. And after all she got the jine prince .for a sweetheart! Maybe this nice young gentleman may be the prince lor you, darl)at; and Bridget is the -touid -fairy mother that brougnt him in to see you.' Brfd«et brought many a mestege and note tb. her' after that.. Minnie Jasper wondered angrily 'why that stupid ijcn Fred W ailing bad sO suddeoiy (allen and Flora httighed spitefully over her sister's disappointment; but Cinderella sai l not a word to either, only, wLon her many labors were "she would put on that pretty blessed blue drees, and steal oat to meet" ber lover. , ' y /Her acknowledged'lover now, sud tbe champioi) of bet 'caubs? *Y&a We rights' be 'Ypur aunt, baa wronged yotf; my CsOierimMsthSfprbofyL yon will neeanb|MMrcMOeto need ils bat ■only oonsent to my wisbea, dear, and-we will claim the the bard-won income your own poor father left,' It did not need much persuasion to make b#r yield. So one day Cinderella was suddenly mis sing from the Jasper family, and eon fosion reigned in its oooneils in oanse. anger at Cinderella's presuming to go 00% without leave, a oarriage drove up bp to the front door; and Bridgit pree ently announced: 'Mr. Walling to see Mrs. Jasper.' That lady went down in considerable snrpiise, expecting see Fred; 'and bidding Minnie "buny down, as thai stupid Irish girl had made A mistake, of course and it's'you he wishes to seo." But her surprise and trepidation in creased perceptibly, when she found that her visitor was Mr. ..Walling, sen ior, the lawyet—ai)4 that he had come to call her to ai>, account as to the man ner in which she bad fulfilled tbe condi tions of her brother*m-law. Dr. Somen Wtfl. ' ' . 'By what right and in whose interests do you question ahe was asking haughtily, just at Minnie entered the room. I'— 1 '— "• ft- "I ask in the interest of my son's wife," answered the lawyer, ' "to > whom he was married tliia morning. We are rich, as you know, but young Mrs. Walling has a fancy to use as pin money, the income her poor father designed for her, and of which she has been deprived of too long. Shu will tell you so her solf," he added, as he tapped at the win* dow, and Fred Walling handed from the carriage his bVide, arid ushered her Into the room. "'llefe she' is madam, your niece Ells, and my daughter." But Ella did not take the money away. • "'*'Ldt aunt still use it while she lives," she plead od, and Fred would net refuse hfer. "The only thing I wish to take frpm jou, aupt," sbe added, smilingly, "is my dear fairy godmother!" So Bridget went with her "little dar lint," and lived happily, as housekeeper to the end of her days th 6 loved and wealthy wife of Fred Walling, whb had ouce been poor "(Jjnderella." • 'ft.:, ' - >m "SHE'S OMR »ff ¥•?.« Mr. Covill's niece, an estimable as well as a prttty young lady, bad been visit ing him for iioae time. Shortly after her coming a clerk iu one of Danbury'a leading-stare* made , her- acquaintance, and became 41 once her devoted attend ant, very much to the delight of' young (joville. The Clerk ia very tpnd of good tobacco apd swokes.an admirable cigar, The portion of,it tint ia not cousumed when h6 reaches (be bouse be leaves on the porch until be toMtia out The third or Idnrtb time ■ be did this young CoviJie detected the move, and lost no time in possessing himself of the iaxury, w,ith which lie retired to an out- way place. When thia bad been doie sevoral tines, and several timesthe deck bad secretly felt for and tuissed hi* awoke to thief Act t flirt something must be" .pMfdiiy done to counteract the smokers discretion, «nd tbe beef iWay to do it was f6'«o completely Ipy^veJtl*bUbenae»b es of love aa to make the loss of an uu tiniuhed cigar 4 a matter of DO acconnt whatever;* With tbisvtewbe pat' him self in, the young mau'a way at the: atoro. clerk wklou.- 'Sbe 4 « not very Weil/ said young CovnUfc. 4NiM4'4* "iv- ■ •Why, what's the matter?* . ~ K / ,a lacetious «*a - '1 knew?* >tl guess ao,, Qb, abp's gone on yoa*f t cautioned.tbp clerk, looking see if they wete nuobserved. •What'tte you ttfeanf, Billy? 4 ind'be' blushed and looked' pit—art. . -J ••• * Why you see, abe*a aa ebirp aa ean be WffiWL'S? 82 & fte her hair, an' she won't an, she goea around tbe bouooeighiag, en hour without aaylug a blaped won* to nobody, .butlust looking at the wail. Then tbeVe {s suothor thing,' added the youog ihaQ iaibfteeiYeiy, «»be don't put baokefebiel»only when vm are coming. Ob, 1 know a thing. or iwo, y°« say tiio pleased and rejoiced tor anythhuf is bat Antly l expressing the frame of his mind. In the Axoltement of emotion be gave young Coviiloa -quarter. This diplomat has tenea borne audiauoedietety nought Ida couala. ■->'» 1 ,~nnu j »■> ■-••i 'Minnie,' be Midi '1 hay* been;.to Cbarlle'e atoreJ ."•••• ph-A. • ' 'Have, abe said; trying to las* verv much unaanceroed. » i tell yon, Minnie, be Is just a prime fellow-**-way up. Bat he ia gviie an you.* • • - ' V • ' Wbatdo yoa mean. Willie?' askedtbe flushed and agitated girl. 'I mew jest what I any.' ne'e gene suit. -tUegeiaaf'Ofl'tnoue oorner and be juet Mlted tMqoeetiontf into Me about you. By gracioae'Mfeoie; ha awfal 'fa I »ee bow he is gone ou you. He wantttd to knotf what yonWe dok>'> and If you were obeying yourself, and if yea*re careful about your health. He'd better be looking oat for bis own, l*m think fog.' . Tbe girl waa pleased by tbeae merks_ of devotion ironai the baodaome elerk, bat ber heart taUed bar attbe last obaer. vatioa. ♦Why, whatdoyou mean WlMp* she asked in oonakterable apprehension, •Ob, nothing, only if be k»*pe"iigoln* down aa be is of late, it Won't bo many months be tore be Is salted down for good said the young man gloomily.* Be 'told me tnat the things of this world ' wasn't long for blm. i • J * • ,f ; . And young Coville solemnly shook his bead and withdrew to iarrest theqnarter. A great .bappioeae has oome upon Charlie and Minnie now. • Four times a i week-be visits her, and lonr times a week yonngUovilie sits back of tbe fence smoking m cigar and speculating on (be foyfoHtitare opening before hi* cousin and her lover. NOT TO IB COUNTED OUT WITH ' ■ , inpiiNiTt, [Detroit Free Pressi] The captain of the Central Station bad a day-dream of burglars rudely shatter ed the other day by the advent' of a guant, tall women about forty years of age, who carried a closed umbrella in a threatening way. She refused liis salu tation of. 'Hot day, madam—sit down,' but slowly advanced to tbe desk, gave it a rap frith her umbrella aud solemnly asked:— Am I a human being—a person—a woman?' " v " ' The startled captaip was so long io answering the question that she continu ed: , r 'lf I ain't I want to kupw it, and that what I'm here fbr.' 4 What is your case?' be cautiously iu- quire*. , t j • 'Why, I've been pMsedoverbytbo census men tlie same as if I was a dog! Npt one of the gang has been new me 1' ' 'Haven't eh? well I suppose they Lave missed a lew.' . 'But there wt»s MMJWt about It, and you can't mate mi# WHet+b there wasn't F'the exclaimed, as* be wared ber weapon arupnd bis bead, 'Tbev might accidentally mi«s some little awari ot a woman bat bow wuld 'they get past me?. I tell w*s a put up job, and I don't feel ricbt over it.' 'lt woVc titflkc no grcitt difference, I suppose,'mused the Captain. •How do yon know it won't?' she In* g&ttMAagftws matiy xpghpr-aa other wonmttf .Do I bp; long in the census or people or of goals? I know Wbea taretepped aewellae any "" " ' » 'lt'a mean that's what it iaißrery old poke ft| an old maid oft.our every girl and every old woman, lias got her name dcMrq aM I have bees left eat- km .'Me? 1 ' 1 ■■'■■■'. iww * 'Yea. air, you I Now tbev write it down. I'm forty'thrae years old and no lyings I've married three tinseeaad ae the mother of nipe lMugchildren. t My , father was boru in EuglauU and my motheHn thia. 1 war*oa*i- ! iii 4Ww yon can |dle lu ik ten-acre lotl Got that all down,?' 'Yei, but yon eee* 'I don't aCe nothing. *lf I aa put in i Oiid* a 3 «♦ •• ift slie had reated ber-foet, and nailed edt Withoqt.a OiMiiine Vas a man who bad a tagger, and the tagger R Wa» a sboW^md■ the maa be twkVhemoney tbe paper dla: "Thb Boil BCUgol Tagger, sometinses tolled the ManeeHofctbe Jan gWfi Hapdf off- No lectin fbqTaagerr, ifsawws poe, and tbe fofka which bid paid Mr to get in (bay wan mad Meauae it would eft* wock.aud,roaj; like M«t the same cage tbeoffle'foller* broke oaf In Oregon, the tine faeet ap as rente an man and theic lap^i^^fh^ihajatta day a'fHlar whiih^was dnwik he* tei°to punchinftbe tagger with the maathead-oi bis nrubral, stampeeded the od% mouse, but the drank chap ha kept lohid the monerk el# tba tangle aaow el. Pret*- goon the monork it beliered olia and Bimeby tbe mortSrk j.tmped onto-Its Mae nets andebbAed Iteell out of iu Ma and rolled ap aleA-aad aptt oelo lu bands and and sed,; 'Blame ST. ers| tegu«rl' >And Hia iaHliwiwaili)f was .ftUi. i>if, 1J )l : 0..11 HI > ..inil I ■ sues^i JM .... 'l* : -t->s t« At tba EUdtt winter, tieiv OaHMW» waa aabtadi In. • Mf sitting opposite tad consumed all tbe brtckwbeat c*kA*oA her plate tntf WM lookiof NBIMI'KK BOW. Like A fatU Uenorsl Garfleklaaiseda plate 01, Sre &d lie** aafch tbe'walter'a eye bOandedtbe* MhOM tha table to her. TbaMedf «u —bat tbetla not eaaealialto,,th» storjr,, i?:~ r, f&ai character mid explirin* why Srlri' able • •tlMnn. . - ■■ A r *» 1 '*• ''s ' (Democratic Ofanterblssl) Zit the V^fey tion in 1878, a lady VllQ ilt not tar litxtt the General waa into rod br a broken teat. llJke a 4Mb tbe General aJezed ****** pitcher from tbe orator's stand, and be* fare tbe lady's friend* who ware startled into belples&nea, oenld tbink wbat to- do, be had placed a glass of . water to be* lips. A bystander wbo knew him said "That's Hancock all over." This qnicks ue#» iu llttieanti great emergencies has beeij a prominenttrait in l Me character .and explains why he waa so exeeliont> a i ; , i... -tjii-.L*** . i.. .i .. Subscribe for THE G MUXES, I NO. 21. ; ■ -■ -- -' Gleanings. V The earthquake wu the original she. kor. Marriage makes the man; Uie woman 1 was maid before, ijrX, Pride hath two seasons—a forward . spring and an early Call. -J 'Now tell me candidly, areyotfipnHy?' asked a lawyer of his client* 'Why. do yon suppose I'd bin loo) enough to kin * you if 1 was innocent?" •And, oh, EdWsril,'"B»J(i tbe girt It# was going to leave behind him, 'at every stopping place be rare you write, U»ea go ahead.' ' * " * ; A Georgia farmer uses a noVel fertili zer. He kills snakes, lays (ben fa tbe furrow, and then plants eornj on tbem. These snakes are made to prodae* com, which in turn produces snakee again. A mother noticing bar iiuk daughter wipe her input h with her dqtoe sleeve* % asked ber wbat ber handkerchief was ' fer. Said tbe little oae: 'lt la to. Jfcskei at ladies on tbe street. That is what papa does witb bfeV» n'ri'-f Northrop mid the fay in Fanettil ball, Boston, thai* according to modern teaching, man, instead of be ing a little k>we*4han tbe angelfi SmOm himself to be only a little higiiff |haa the apes. * world has been discovered io Colorado. wfinQced at a railway station where the ttain Mope "fire Winn tee lor dinner. An exchange hosrts an pttfiht *Usw to Save One Hundred MilKoa Difcan a Tear.' One of tbevesolniioaawo naade on tbe first day of Jannary waa a 're- ' spire'not to sateen large a —sn.tbls far and we will mx break far-jTarWi— ■Mtraid. 'What earthly use is it,' rrrlsinif a Washington swell the 'ear twying to be awistocwatk, iniinawkial, ao4 that sort ol thing, when d ttsslar of tbe United States eats peanuts while Widing iu a aiweet car? We are nothing but a howid wepnbHeafteir alt* - - i An old lady visiting the I aliaaerlsa Museum in Xdinboig, the other aaj,est inspecting tbe old wespcaas #eryi eareaet iy. Mid failing to find what she waa ap* parently looking. t»r,tsbed a vMtar il •Jam like the month re> marked Mr. fur g the door, and than he imped on a banana peeling jlad went dowtt * fifeht ofataira and half way esasaa the atiasi A' yoMg lady act mill „ j kig, at theearneat solicitation of a friend, . . made the reply,'batik whs a •'* 4 thoogh. 1 ■; ~/ ~ > mtieas- all wnturn appliances ofttsgodi prosperity wßfbe larlsneij jwnagewd.; - > .. .«iz of a conductor of a tearfully mrawrir ed street car the other day. 'A good deal like clashed sugar, Mies,' said the iwket-pandwr. Aad tla MygdNdtfi * 1 {Bnlffi farther, W*h» «kS nor point, and that tt wai 'a pbre plee* * *■ of idiocy. *We)i,* he replied - -i you prefemafi thma s ttal?Wdy,* w *^» TOy ** «tbey piaaaad-*"!* fact, I '***"" * vtfa how,l amgeiag ta m*At SAft*«^t Woricy, Um To* eaJK* ~ * date geta in. i. . tilSelflrtS!fad?hkr* been wSSUSed hy liginiug apon tbe wlmfaw fiihj fM > •fx year old dangbler ofThoWte**it the boom iu jrWctrtfe same pane^ bat bo«aa N^y^Efio3gidA^ blU tag and l rubbing thegl» d&T Vo^lS* a * ,, " , Ifipve the pioiaJtes. i ±,,i uttrsteei ac r ~'Farmer wrilee to -lHWW'What Iri'** 9 I think of the horns races, atHiMtoiifb w.i^i backed stopi«d to scratch He Wft'c&r ! l (be quarter mile post, and fettiu a faint then we dont name the wiunera Iv* u 1 s :! racing. This advioe it as it doeea t ooet you a copper.