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VOL. 6. ilili GLEANER *» I>l/ILISIIKL> WIJKKLY 11V ELDKIDGK tk KEKNODLE. tjralinui, K. t, L Hale io} Subscription. J'ostqye Paid : XT $ 1.50 fine Year sir Monti' ; '. sf rce Mouth* ...- «> Deison sendlug us a eluh'of ten sub •!;« with thw cash, entitles himself to one ,crl (r,. . for the lenifli >f time for which the "ulfii made up. fftper* sent to dilTereut otliees Vo Departure from the Cash System ■Inlo« of AUrwrlUin* Tran«lent advertisements payable In advance: •early advertisements quarterly in advance. |1 m. a in. om. 0 in. |l2 in. , jj )'l Li 00 400 800 10 00 ' s ' u ;, j 3 00, 1 -1 50 6 00 10 00l 15 00 Transient advertisements $1 per square for he tirst, and titty coats for each subse mentiusertioii.- . OUK OOVKItX.UICNT. - Jttr - Oflcer* of il«c Fc4«'rnl CJovcriiinem. THE EXECUTIVE. Kutherford B. Hayes, of Ohio, President of the United States. William A. Wheeler, of New York, Vice- Presineut of the United Slates. THE CABINET. William M. Evuris, of New York, Secretary of •> Jolin Sherman, ol Ohio, Sec'y. of Treasury. Gecige W. M MeCrary, Secretary of War. Kicliard \V. Thuaipsou, of Indiana, Secre tary of the Navy. Carl Slnirz, ol Missouri Sec'y. «f the Intelier. Charles Devens, of Massachusetts, Attorney - General. David M. Key, of Teenuessee, Postc.aster- Geueral. Till! JIJSIU'IAItV, TUB SL'L'UEME COUKT OF TIIE UNITED STATES. MorTison R. AVait, of Ohio, Chief Justice. Nathan Clifford, of Maine, N"ali H. Swayne, of Ohio, Samuel J. Miller, of lowa, . llavid l)»vis, of Illinois, Stephen J. Field, of California, William M. Strong, of Pennsylvania, J .sepli P. Bradl-y, of New Jersey, lYnnl Hunt, of New York, Associate Justices. OUIC NTATR OOVKKMMKNT. EXEECL'TTVE DEI'A UT.MENT. Thomas J. Jarvis, of Pitt, Governor. Duves L. Robinson, of Macon, Lieutcnaut- Sovtrnor. W. L Saunders, of New Hanover, Secretary 'State. iiiliu il. Woi tti, of -Randolph , -Treasurer. Donald \V. Bain, of VVake. Chief Clerk. T C. Worth, of Randolph, Teller. Dr. Samuel L. Love, of Haywood, Auditor. Thos. S. Kenan, of Wilson. •Utorucy-Gencral. John C. Scarborough, of Johnston, Superiu sndentof Public Instruction. Julitiston Jones, of Burke. Adjutant-General. J. MoLcod l'urner, Keeper of the Capitol. Sherwood Haywood, of Wake. State Libia i«n. JCDII'IAKV, - SL'I'HEME COURT. W. N. H. Smith, of Hertford. Chief Justice. John 11. Dillard, Thos. S. Aslie, Associates, . R- Bagley, of Wake, Clerk of Supreme tout, • D. A. Wicker, of Wake, Marshal. I'IIOFESSIOXAL C'A 1 IDS. No ' W- graham, jas. a. graham, nillsoaro, N. Graham, N. C. 0 It All AM & GRAHAM, AT I'OKKKVM AT|>AIV, Practice in the State t>nd Federal Courts, Wopecul attention paid to collecting. fI)KERNODLE, Attorney at Law, CH tiujl, IV. €• 'riV.'i'w 8 !!' " le State and Federal Courts. *lßtr£!i y to , hi,P ro,aptlj ' atteUd l ° a " bU "" B- 8. PABEEK, ATTORNEY, - OHAIIAM.iy.C. regularly the Superior Courts of ,|i,k . V V» as% X? 1 P ersoi >. Chatham and Ran ismes"*,,! t F( -;a«'ul courts at Greensboro. Ntion 10 him shall have faithful Hauj, 18. Eldridge, sat Law, GRAHAM, N. C. 11 btuifj?. e State and Federal Courts, cipt ah(l ' * "'justed to him shall receive careful attention. ames E.Boyd, ATTORNEY AT LAW. tnl. «ttam St Greensboro, in all the Courts. toodav*' Monday, Tuesday and ' 9«ord»v Greensboro, Thftrsday* Friday ,r - J. W. Griffith Dentist, GRAHAM, N. C., * do any and all kinds of profession. M0U?IK U th ° treatment ° f m Town or OouNTar. SIGaT & ALBEIGHT) * ' o nn«^' A ' , " AW® NURUEONg. Hill* B r-J 1 ' l home *nd the latter at f*n. ' county, N. C. I*o 0 t i» 'y m B^AKKF.B. U N E^7^7XOKOI , TII|S NKW OK LEAN S CIRV ITEM. Rouse foe the n-l,t in all your nii-ht! Brave people of the hind! W ioifcr C!lll t deiav the freeman's sway When Hancock's in command. Ciiouus— Arouse! arouse! a gallant chief— A statesman I l, ads you on; A stainless iu war! In peace a JetTersoU! Rouse for the fight. A -learn of li-ht Now brightens in the East. Let all the land- with banners grand. Haste proudly to the feast. Cuouts, — Arouse! arouse! etc. Rondel O ye wise; for Hancock rise: Conuption's night must end! Let South and West and Nortn attest riiesr faith iu Freedom's friend. Cnonus— Arouse! arouse! etc. AT THE I,AMI' .110.11 liiVr, It was a fine old room, and fitted tt|i with all the luxury that wealth could command. Its two occupants, a lovely girl and an elderly man, noble iu form, but dark and sinister iu face, stood together under ihc full blazo of the great antique lamp, swinging above I heir heads. '1 hey were discussing a long-disputed question. Air. Or tell, was finning with passion ut the girl's last words, burst out vehe mently: •You.aro not bound to marry at my command, forsooth! Nevertheless, uy independent miss, you are mine by a heaVy indebtedness. lJut tell, me what you are and who? You arc called Veros nioa Vuclie ; but what do you know ol ) oneself beyond that? Answer ,«me, il you can! Have I not been the making ol you? Did J not take you from the ken nel, and translorui \ou into what you are? You are accomplished—whose inon ej rendered you so? Aline, ungrateful girl! You are beautiful in your silk-, jewels and laces—who«o money makes you that? Mine, and mine only! Did I all this? llecause the son I idolize set his bo> ish heart upon your baby love liness, anil in riper years crowned \ou with honor by choosing you lor his wile. Think you, then, I can be wheedled out of the reward I claim? If so think it no longer. If you have not already learned the truth, learn it now. Aly son's will is my law. Do you understand that I mean you shall with or without your consent, become his wjf'e? If'not under stand it uow, and drive from your silly head I hut beggarly secretary I drove from my doors. I shall choose your husband, and not you who would to-day be a beggar but tor my generous pro lection. Herbert loves you, therefore Herbert's you shall be! To-morrow he comes to claim his bride: be ready lor your briJul!' There was a sini-fer threat in the old man's eves, as he concluded, that scut an involuntary shiver through the girls slen der frame. But a determination equal to his own marked both voids and tones as she re plied respect lully: 'lt is true that lam indebted to yoti for all I possess of worldly good, and 1 am, God knows, truly and deeply thank ful. My daily lile stands witness to the sincerity of my words. You bade me call you father; and I have striven tc give you all a daughter's duty; but, as I have already declared, will never be come Herbert On ells wife I Dote on him as you will, your hu'idsomc, gilted eon is nought Luit a polished villain! 1 would rather die than 1.0 link my late with his. Cast me ofl—lot me go out into the world, and bajule with >lie pov erty from which you have rescued me, or ' 'Enough' thundered the old man; 'I I have made yon uiino ami mine you shall remain," and my will do! My son shall have the bride of his choice! Now, go!' and striding to the door, he flung jt wide open, adding, in deep, threatening tones, as Veronica passed ito the hall. 'Go! and remember that for the insub ordinate tbre arc means. Our new home was chosen for its wildnesa and loneli ness. Remember that —ar.d likewise, that my son and I ere masters here! Now go.' ' -V ' A 8 wift change passed over the girls calm lace as the floor closed upon her, and it was with fleet loot and panting breath that she sped up the stairs and to her chamber. •What can ho meani" What wili he do? she gasped, shuddeiinjy, ns she dropped into a cbsir before the blaziug fire, -lie is deep and unscrupulous, 1 GRAHAM *N. C., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 4, 1880. | know. Heaven pro lectin ml help me!' llei lie.nl sunk dcspnnd:i!«ly on licr j ant ' "ie silent minutes dropped ins I Dotiis before she stirred. | At Inst she arose. * '1 will (Jo it,' she whispered, 'mid this | very litsht, or it will Uc-too late. They "II sleep by this time, and i have .no j miiinies to waste,' she h.i.siily added, as j the little mantle clock sr ftly tolled twelve Ml I would escape,l must do so Her lew pirparutious were very has lily made, and she crept stealthily livm the room. She paiucd a moment to listen, hut profound silence rei-ned over the house, and her muffled hoots ga\e no sound as she cautiously groped ii> i* way down stairs. At the bottom she stumbled ovei the mat, catching her breath sharply ij her tlli,rl to preserve herself lioin a lull. The noise was trifling, but, shivering with alarm she paused a moment to lis ten. The silence continued unbroken, and she again groped her way through the darkness. Once she paused again, confident that she heard a cat-like dread in the darkness behind her. Then she went stealthily on, assured 'that it was ouly the pioduct ol her town excited imagination. She directed her steps to the backdoor remembering that fastened with a bolt, and consequently oueiedthe possi bility oi a more quiet way of getting out. Her trembling hand had just started I lie boll, when there was a sudden quick rush in the iiarknesS, and before she could move a fierce hand fell upon her outstretched arm. 'So!' hissed Air. Orrell's voice. And the next instant speechless with terror she was caught iu his strong arms, ami borne back to her chauicr. Whi;e as death she stood belore him. as lie released her. His deep set eyes flashed angrily upon TieF b'ciieiinrTiis grey eyebrows. But he said nothing—only took her by the shoul ders and hurried her rudely to the win dow. Throwing back Ihe heavy silken hang ing lie opened the ca.cui&nt, ahd pointed below. It was a brilliant moonlight night; and there passing I lie lawn with sentinel aleitness, was one of the men servants. Mr. Orrcll closed the window iu the same expressive silence. Then he turned to her. 'Four men have been detailed for that duty to-night,' he said significantly. 'All the doors will be left unlocked; try it again if you like.' And with the words ho strode Irora the room. How the night passed, Veronica never knew. - But it did pnss. The mariiago was to take place at eleven o'clock the next day. Herbert onh' not reach there till ten and between ten and eleven there would be ample time for his preparation. A little before eleven Veronica was iu her spotless bridal lobes iu the great drawing room. Mr. On ell eyed her critically. 'You look well—very well,' 1.0 raid; 'quite worthy your handsome bride* XKPoai. But why he should bo such a laggard is a ho concluded a little uneasily. And his pitiless eye left Veronica's bcautiiul but deadlike lacp, and turned toward a distant window. Almost at same moment there was a faint sound of distant wlieels. 'lla, at lasthe cried. 'And becomes at a mad pace.' > Keareraud nearer the wheels came, until they stopped in front ot the grand entrance. There was a sound ol hurry* iug leet and subdued voices; and loaving the vvhite-taced bride, the impatient la* ther hurried to (he hall. 'lhere lie met a gTiastl> spectacle. The dead body of bis son borne by tho worthy clergyman (who had accompans cd him) and several of the awed ser* vants.,. "N — . A terrible accident! faltered the clcr» gyman, in answer to the anguished gaze ol the bersived father. And without a word or gesturo, the father 101 l prone before tliein. • When they raised him be was dead. A year later, Veronisa became the bapyv wife of the beggarly secretary. When inviting guests to dinner the number should be limited in accordance with the quautity ol diuner that can be served. Thirteen at tbo table is uulucky when there is only dinner enough for ten. JV. O. Pieayunc. • When tea was- first 'introduced 'into England it sold lot* illty dollars a pound. A THICK AT I'AltD*. 'Now, inv dear,' said Air. Spoopens dj ke, as he sat down oppo-ilo his wife and began to shuffle a pack of cards, 'now I'm going to amuse vou with a few tricks. I think a. man ought to entertain his wile in ihe eveiii/tgand be some so cietj to her, ami as I know a few siinole tiicks wilii cards I'll amuse \ou.' 'I gladVou are li >t like other men,' !>aiil Airs. Spoo,uMidyke giv ing her chair a hitch; 'you don't go out to clubs or sit around iu barrooms all the evening. I always liked card tiicks and I'm sure you can do them if anybody can.' Air. rpoopendykc smiled and held the pack open like a fan tor his wile to se lect. 'Let me see,' said she putting* her fin aers to her lips. 'I am to pick out one, am I?' 'Yes,' he responded eagerlv, with the ace ol spades sticking three quar'ers of the way out toward her. 'Pick out the caciest one to grup at and l'il show you a pretty trick.* Airs. Spoopemhke ignored the tempt ing ace and seleeled ono Irom the ex> treme end of die tan. 'Alust 1 look at it ?' slic asked.' 'Certainly,'responded Air Spoopen dj l>e, 'Look al il and remember w hat it is.' She looked al it and studied it care» full v. '.Now,' continued Air. Spoopendyke. 'stick it back in the pack anywhere,' and he divided it and held it toward l "= r - I 'You mustn't kuow what it is, must you?' she asked. 'Ol course not. You are fo put it in the pack, and by and by I will tell jou what it is.' Airs. Spoopendyke jabbed it half way into tie centre of the two sections, as Air. Spoopendyke held them. 'Strange you can't put it between 'em as you ought to,' he gi oWled. 'A man would have fixvd h airliour ago:* 'lt won't go in,'pleaded Airs. Spoopen dyke, as she punched away at it. 'I know what's the matter, why your little linger is right in the way. 'There, 'she continued, as she seized the pack aud drove the card hoinc, 'now it's in. Now you can go on with your trick.' Uf course Air. Spoopendyke had lost all chance ol finding out what the card was. ' 'Now just ('raw another,' he snid, sav agely, 'ami put it where 1 tell >ou to. I'm doing this trick, not you. All you've got to do is to draw, and then let things alone.' 'Oh P said Mrs. Spoopcndyke, some* what disconcerted,' *1 didn't understand Now give mo one.' She look it and slipped it into the pack, just where Mr. Sixjopendyke want ed her to. Mr. Spoopendyko pnt the two sections together so that the selected t ° card ciime on the bottom, and seeing that it w:is the seven of hearts, shnfll d the cards briskly and tbcu handed theut to his wife. . -In order to show von that it U all fair,' said he in a cheerful tone, 'You may shnfll; them yourself, Mrs. Spoopeii d\ke, shufllu as muchjas you like.' ■She slammed them around and spilled them for two or three minutes. 'You might leave something to desig. nalc them by,' said Mr. Spoopendyke, eyeing the 'Never mind the edges or corners, but leave a chip or two of the middle so I will, kno iv that ttiey are cards when yju get through.' Mrs, Spoopendyke handed them over without luriher parley. Mr. Spoopeu» dyke ran the cards over hastily, and ses letting the seven of hearts, placed it on the top of the pack. 'Sow, I will deal you some cards which you must watch,'said he, and he dealt hull a dozen, noting that the seven of hearts was on the b.iitom. 'Now, my dear, it your canl U in tlifct pack pick it out and hand me the rest.' Site handed tlietu back to him anil running oil all but the Ja*t three, he laid the in iu a pile in the middle ot the table. v •Now take tip otic, but don't look at it,' said Mr. Spoopenriyke, with a smile. 'Shu took it up and laid it one side. 'Now another,' said lie griuuitig. She repeated the operation. 'Now, Mrs. Spoopendpko, I'll trouble you to pick up that iast card aud turn It face up.' Mrs. Spoopeudyke did so. It was tbe jack ot clubs. Mr. Spoopeudyke gazed at her and the card while she eat wailing lor the Irick to go on. .. • 'Was tbal your card?' he demanded. '1 dou't think so,' she answered, vaguely. . v " , ' ' Do'u'l think so !' be thuud«red; 'don't \OII know?' , ; 'Yes. It wasn't my card, was il?' siie answered, trembling a little. 'Yes. Was it ?'he snarled. 'Do you know what card you picked don't you ?' " 'Why I took up those and then that one you told mo to iu the pack "A'as the one 1 said you made—' 'Alis. Spoopendyke, what v card did yovi select?' he asked with awlul stern ness. ' W by, it was the other one, the ace ol queens—' 'Yoii picked oat (he are of queens!' with fearful fcarca.-m. 'l'd like to know where you IJUIHI it. You must have reached yruraim in up to tlie shoulder to have got lioiit of it. I'll show you the card you picked.out, Airs. Spoopeudyke; it wa's the seven ol hearts;' ami he scurried through the pack three or fou r times, but didn't find ir. Finally, he looked over the table and caught her attentively examining something iu htr lap. . 'What have yoa got there, eh?' Le asked suspiciously. •Nothing, dear, but my card. You know you told me to pick it out auti hand you the balance—' Mr. Spoopcndyte went straight to bed, with the remark that next scasuu hi* wite would go to scu;e well selected night school. Tiro u ttun nac.iT in*. (For the Gleaner.} This title might not thrill the hearts of any who ha * e not spent two weeks i iuong the Mountains, but to the twen ty-seven, who on Wecneadajr afternoon of J ill v tth tett S ilcui in three cuaclwa an J two baggage wagons containing all the L'ouvciiiencea suit comfort.* thai could possibly be taken lor so long a journey, tl atgnitit-s mors than can be ei pressed in these few hnes. Ot our tirst night's »n3umpatent it would be impossible to give an idea to tho-if* alio arts ignorant ot so jolly an oc casion, jur 4 "drSfr ptiott tEiiereof apply to ! the happy |uriivt|ubU Four and a halt o'clock the following morning tound us all astir and ready lor a hearty breakfast of eggs, ham, Ger man ligkt-brtad, chicken, beef, batter, cotfee, tea an 1 milk served froLi bright tin piatea and cu|>s. Imagine us sitting, around ou a green carpeutjg of grass in Turkish stvle, (our tiu plates on our ku'-ea and out cotlee cups leside us), with the suu j-:st sending bis tirst beams over iheeasuru horizon and vou can per haps turin a faint idea of a picture ■ tLat can never be b! tied troia the ni'uds ot any present. No sooner was break last finished than up came the staves of the leut which had so kindly sheltered seven teen merry hearted t»»ls of the company. Every iking was again safely stowed sway iu the wagotut, our ten tine horses I again barut ast-d, the drivers and passea- I gers in their accustomed seats, wUeu eke ! voice of our Coiuuiauder- in-Chief. Mr. I Aug. Fos»le sounded along tiie line "All Aboard." At the crack of his w kup awav we went en route for the Pilot. 1 his Mountain has been appropriately named ''The Pilot" as its jieculiar emi nence serves as a land mark in ail parts ol the Old North State and even Soutb Carolina and Virginia. Early on the mor'i'ng uf xite day you might have seen twenty-tour of our number eacn with cane in band wind ing his way up its bleep and roeky ascent to the tout of the Pinnacle, when our sticks were laid aside and hands aud feeu were employed instead and wo can assure you that no sipiirrel ever made a more creditable ascent to the top of * tree thau we did to the top of the Pinnacle, froui which we bad a view of not less than | «>ne uuudied and titty mtles ia cireuui j feitucej our descent was equally fuuuy, aud ou leachiug the wagons, we did ample justice to a dinner pieparcd by tUoue leuiaiuing iu catm*. Dinner over it was "All aboard for Mt. Airy" and then on the morning of the uext day it was "Ho! for Fancy Gap and top of Blue Kidgr!" The beauties of Fancy Jap we w ill not attempt to describe, theie were beautiful scenes, both near, aud diataut, at our feet, along the side ot the load, toweriug above our k»ads, to say nothing ol lbs ferns aud mosses, aud uniueusu trees of Laurel iu full tilooui tho like of whickwo have never seeu aud tear we shall never see agaiu. The top of the Mountain brought us. to tho house olour kind host, Mr. Mitch ell, aud with whom (it being Saturday eveutus.-) we prepared to S|*eud Sunday Froui this poiut we visited Maurice's Look.put and Devil's Den, finding the Den vacated we made aur» our escape and set out, via lJillsville, Danville, Pike and Squirrel Spur Uap, for . the Piunacle of the Dan, where we arrived in due tiiuj, effected the asceut aud had a fine view of Dan Kiver aud the aorrotinding 'Mountains. Here we sjieiil Wednesday aud on Thursday morning came tbe echo, "All aboard for.Patrick Court House" which lay on uur route for Piedmont Spriug*, Cas> .cad>-, Moore's Kuou, flanging Kjck and NO. 23. Tory Den. At Piedmont found Salem friends awaiting iih who had cme. to muko the rest ol the journey *ill» m,'■ tiii*'swelled our guiidier to ikiHy»*ix. Oh! Mich fun! "the moi«, tlie - wh* no trite expression with us, we ex* e reined our Jungs to their utmost cajmc iiv nrft only here, we had been doing M> ever sir. ce we left home, we sang every, thing that could be »uug from the sub lime to (i>e ii iliciilotis, making I lie woods rir ft and rock* re-icho our merry liipub? ter; exhausted out st&ek bf so that our friends need not besuipruad if we retmlied home rather quiet and sedate; as the sight of china cups and platen, knivos and fork*, taM>-* and i taUe cloths *ill nof tend to elevate our | s|)iri'n or inate our hearts giow iigbu-r. lAt llieX'isvail'J we spent our second ; Sunday. The mint beautiful iLUHm I»weui to have lietu reserved lur ibo Lot': the crystal waters ot* not ft xnull stream r , rimhiug over an >±nt.*.n fall nwjting • ig;. [>ool of some iftirtf-f txA in diameter its a bed of solid -refck, over bang by »r I|m i,(Jou3 rocks Covered wifh' ferns sul I mouses, the moon and trees forming a background, made for ns a sanctuary on I this last Sabbath evening that Wilt not J soon i.e forgotten. We sat by it* rU»*r i crystal waters in group&aiMi sang all the f prettiest hymns and soegs *« knew, among the number were "Shall we gatk» er ar. tine elusing wick ; u»y Gvj«l to Thee." Monday morning found as with no more places of mteres£ to ikr re form set owe for SxJ**u which. We reisirfted on Tuesday about 2P. il., gUd I® 4>«■ safety at hoa.e, bat sorry foe ali,,the Keautiea left behind and more sorry for | all who Lad not pauroespiledl witk ~ inexpressible U-auties, the g»nu»s *wlu plats inwhith we engaged ts*ery evening after sniper, tue sonthe j ikes audi aJL ttie innivmerabld ways in wkteh we bad engaged ourselves since setting ouitL K. Si;- -A ratlin snake that, had beam cap tured by a farmer in Ms Hits held- was s»hll the of the snatke kind witik which* we came in contact We awe sorry to dtsaji point the ex potations of those who proj'hesnjii suck uuu-ireacing l®» itßasices fur us, bus ikis in *Sfc-we-hs*w r,ir: tetl of a snake story, ' event wtien wo pitched mir tenk on the b.infr., Snaky Lre«fk we saw no snake. Ha*vr MocTjtncotaa. July 23rd, ISSU. Gleanings. A dear little thing—The diamoud. A well kuowtt tic Id ciHeer—A kernel ot corn. A house ia JSnlf. ast, Sffe* sheitaus* as its sole oecnpants, three persons whoso ages are einety, eigh£y*uWo> and scven i ty»eight years. From repented observations upon iiu icati skulls, L>r. Piibon,of Paris, inters 1 that tuteliigence is usually En direct pnu>» portion to the size of the cranium. The young roan who was referred tx» pa, when he popped the question stated that he visited the convention as an in structed delegate. Somebody has discovered that cats can't Live at a greater elcratiun than r3»- 000 feet, therefoee buck sheds should be ' boiit 13..300 reet high. Nv> man caa tralr say he » happy and healthy and that he loves every bedfy, when he owes a year's .subscription to a uewspnper and has corns. The subscriber who wants to knew what is the most difficult thiujj to rawe *" on a farm, is informed that the. &ira.M*s son will till the bill pretty well about six A. M. A hotel landlord at Indianapolis 7*«aa» a hat woven of.pineapple straw, wluck weighs oulr two ounces. It w;is. made ou the island of St. Helena, and is raised at #IOO. W ben the atahrart Turkomans go to sea they take a baby with them it pitssK bte. They entertain a notion that it ia ) lucky to hare a child ou hoard in ease a* storm sets In. M-** k?' The French society Ibr the ment of natkxial imlustriea oitrt a pri»» of tor an wsav on the toots employed in America in the awiuafse*- ture of-watchoa. Ccrnell is to have a l n. journal* l«m. A pair ot_two and ft bot»le oTgui)> arable have already been purchased. The scheme certainly promises wo»u • * .»» a * f « » - V Ta(o a bran mr i»j»w hat> drop )« Into the cylinder of a threshiu^.machine* and wheu It has been run out onto the ••raw stack by the carrier, you have the latest style ladies'hat.'' ~ i Going home from church, she remark eil to her husband: 'Did yea notice lliat baldheaded man In front ot *», autt how yQung he looked? 1 never-saw any '•one so yonug before with a bald hrad.* Tlieu he shut her up by replying: «Mjr dour, 1 WHS hah(headed before 1 wwa a t ) jj^f i , old. 4