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JNO. W. GRAHAM. JAS. A. GRAHAM,
IlillßO >ro. N. Graham, N. C.
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trriMIKKVN AT IAW,
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A.T T 0 B N K», i '
KKAIIAMI N.C.
Will attend regularly the Superior Courts of
Alamance, Caswell, Person. Chatham and Ran
dolph, and the Federal courts at Greensboro.
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htlentlon,
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T. B. Eldridg^,
Alios r-c j H>aTY,
GRAHAM, N. C.
Practices in the State and Federal Court 1 -'-
All business Intrusted to htm shall receive
prompt and earcfnl attention.
James E.Boyd,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Ofrit'KM AT
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Practices m all the
at QrnUani, Monday, Tuesday and
ednesday At%reenst>oro; Thursday, Ifriday
aud Saturiay, 7 14
Dr. J. W. Griffith
DENTIST,
GRAHAM, N. C.,
Is fully prepared to do any and all kinds of
*ork pertaining to the profession.
Special attention (riven to the treatment of
diseases of the MOUTII.
CALLS ATTESDKD IN TOWS OR CotiKTaf
G.H. School,
GRAHAM, N. C.
REV. T> A. LONG, A. M., Principal
HE v. \V W. STALKY, A. M.
KKV. W.8.L080 A M.
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Pf®* 'ast Monday in A ngn«t and c'oses the fol
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' "»ird *8 to sll per inouHi. the number of
, Ml>4«ruu limit.,a lo 45.
GRAHAM, N. €., MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 20, 1880.
BIMJKTT'M rncK,,
'Ain't it strange?' said Polly.
J lie mellow gold 0 f the summer afler
noon my like n veil over the artist's char
acteristically arranged studio: llie tail
icl hollyhocks reared llicir crests nt the
window, unit ;i cat-bird was whistling
sweetly in the binnulios of the Canada
plum tree overhead.
Air. I-.dgeti, t lre niiist had prniip on n
sketching tour, and Mrs. Molus, ilio
landlady had promptly availed herself of
the opportunity lo 'clean up things a bil'
a pre cess which was system »tically
I row lie il down by Mr. E Igeit, when in
possession ot the premises.
Polly was a rubicund laced, red-armed
gill of twelve, awkward and clumsy in
Ihe extremest degree—hut she was, nt
Mrs. Molus expiesscd it, 'a regular spis
der to work.'
'There ain't any grown girls,' said the
landlady, 'jg you'll get more work out
of than you will out of Poll v.'
And us she scrubbed away nt the floor
her facinatod gar.o involuntarily riveted
itselt upop a halt completed sketdi ot a
woman's bead upon the easel—a spirited
'-liing, with wild, backward flowing hair,
eyes full of red savage light, aud firm
lips aiiart.
' W bercvei I go, and whichever way
I turn,' said Polly, in despair, 'they foN
low me—them eyes! The thing ain't
alive, be il ?'
'Thai is hij-h ait, Polly,' said a grave
voice' close lo her elbow.
And she nearly upset her cleaning-pail
iu ilie start produced by seeing Mr. Ed*
oett himself, portfolio, portable easel,
furled umbrella, and ell strapped across
hi* shoulders.
lie had found the summer meadow
too hot, and had relumed before the ex
pected time.
'What are you doing he demanded
sharply.
'Please sir, I'm scrubbing,' said Polly,
rising clumsily to her feet, and dropping
a stifl bob of courtesy. ''Missis she
sai I—'
'Your Missis is a fool, Polly!* crisply
spoke up ihe urii-d, 'and you uro an*
oilier'
•Plea«e fir, thi»l*« what llicy always
I BHiil at (lie vjrk hoase, 'said Polly des>
I pairingly.
'Bui, nevertheless,' encouragingly nil
(led Mr. Edgetl, you are a good judge
of art. The eyes lollow you, do Ilie> ?'
And wiili a shudder Polly admitted they
did.
' i'lut woman, Polly,'sai l tho artist,
laying down his porllollo, Ms Medea.'
| 'Didn't never live hereabouts, did she?
said P.tlly curiously.
! 'N>; she murdered her childcu some
centuries ago—did Medea.'
Polly stared harder than ever in un
mitigated horror.
•I IJOIKJ tlicy guve her a good round
turn in jailsaid she. '1 likes little
children—l does. It I'd all the money
i wanted—'
• Well,' said Mr E Igelt.
'l'd build a great big house, and I
would nike in all the orllings and work
house children, and them as boasted no
home, and '
•Polly.
The shrill voice of Mrs. Molus inter
posed at this juncture, and Tolly's (Ja»tle
en cspaiiuo tumbled down into ruins.
Mr. Edgetl was a gieni artist, un
doubtedly, bul somehow his pictures did
not sell. And belore the glossy green ol
the maple leaves in front of tbo house
had tinned 10 scarlet. Mrs. Molus had
informed him witiT considerable auimus
mat 'there was other parlies waiting lor
Hie roo«i, as could be depended on, ami
stie'd i rouble him U) move out his things
ulore nightfall.'
Mr. Edgott looked at his
lady with a troubled lazy gaze.
•Would you mind waiting a week,
Mrs. Molus?' said ho. *l—l do not feci
exactly well, and, and '
1 kiti.iild mind it very much, 4 Mrs. Mo
his acrimoniously answered.
«J ({link I mentiond as the ioom« was
let; and must beg of >OO I? clear out
light away.
So Mr. E iget', with throubing pains
in hil head, and a sick, dizzy sen.ation
at every movement, packad bis few will
boards and color tub* aud a*a).
•; am sorry that I must leave here tn
your debl, Mrs. Molus, ho said courte
ously,'bul— , i
1 am very sorry 100, snapped the
dame with her thiu lips viciously com"
pressed.
•But I hope soon to hear Irom my
ancle in England aud settle all my lia
bilities. ...
• Fine words butter no parsnips,' said
the landlady bouncing back into the
house like an attenuated Judia-rubber
ball. f - -
Mr Ei'gctt walked slowly ami pain
fully along, until he reached a tweet-;
smelling pine copse, where Ihe shadows
lav deep and dense, and the aonnd ol a
hidden waterfall filled the air with len
der mysteries,
•There's an old deserted mi'l bore
somewhere,' he said lo himself, 'I know
because I sketched h, oiiß sliowery dn}*
last tJnno, 11 is cool, cool nnd shady,
with the noise ot dripping water in one's
ears, and I can rest there without fear of
let or hindrance,'
Twenty-four hours afterward, little
Polly all dust and pallor, came into the
drui: stoic in the village.
'Come, then what's wanting?' said
flic pert assistant, who wore a pnper
collar and an imitation gold watch
chain.
' Wot's good lor headache ?' demanded
Polly, 'and li-Ver? and light-heidedness?
Pve got len cents hero, aril—'
'Uome, girl, clear oat of here!' said
the ass'ntaut, superciliously. 'We don't
want any tramps around.'
'I ain't a tramp!' said Pclly, wi'li
tears in her eyes and a lump in her
throat. 'And I want teu cents' worth
of what's good fir— 1
'Wherein the case?' demanded tho
druggist himself, a shrewd, bald-headed
Scotchman,
And Polly leli him to the deserted mill
in the pine woods, where L'iuslacc LJgcti
lay, tossing in delirium.
'Child,' said he do you know what
is the matter willi this man?'
Polly shook her head, with her apron
to her eyes.
'(know he's sick.'-laid she, 'and
hasn't no one to nuss him but nic. He
knows me, he do—and ho says, 'Polly
you ain't such a fool urter all. Ho waa
kind to me, an' he give mo a teiircent
piece once— no one ever did afore—and
I took it lo buy medicine, I did!'
'lias he no friends?'
•Not as I knows on.'
'He must be removed to a hospital
lit once,' said Ihe Scotchman, 'lie is
ill of variola—in other words, sinalu
pox.'
•lie mustn't never IKS look nowhere
whore 1 can't take care of him!' howled
Polly; 'for he was good lo me!'
When Eustace Edgelt's life, bark
drifted back again to the shore* ol con
sciousness, two (acta inet him, face to
face. One was the certainty that his
lilo was owing lo Polly's faithful care;
tlio otlie wa9 a black-edgod letter from'
England, briefly slating the demise ol
hii) uncle, and curtly congratulating him
upon succession to ample wealth.
'Poll) !' suid the artist, lilting his
heavy eyc9 lo the place where hU laiili
ful, red-armed little nurse sat daruing
Mockings by the wiudow.
'Sir!' said Polly.
•Pin a rich mau at last,' raiJ Mr. El
gelt.
'ls you, sir?' said Polly, IIH ment
arily fearful that the delirium had re
turned.
•You shall have your Utopia,' aaid
Edgett.
'Sir!' said Polly.
•The oig house, yon know,' explain
ed the artist, 'for the homeless children.
And we'll call it 'Edgett'a Thanks.'
In the meantime, Polly, you shall go to
school.'
'But I don't want to go to 'school/
said rebellious Polly. '1 don't, need no
book-learning lo take care ol the chfN
drcu!'
•Cut you know, Polly.' urged Edgett,
'the house can't be built all in a day!
It will take years and jears. For Ed
gett's Thanks must be worthy of its ocs
casiou. Aud you've got to stay some
where in tbo meantime; so b aiding
school is the place for you, Polly. 4
Eustace Edgett went To England to
assume the mantle or his own respoiisi.
bilities Polly retired reluctantly enough,
to o school were 'young ladies of de
tective educu'ion' were especially fos
tered; and the lioge, red bflck wal!s ot
Edgett*• Thanks reared themselves by
slow degrees, as near as possible to the
spot where its eudower had lain under
the roof of the deserted mill, fighting
for his tile. And iu ten years he came
back again.
The playground was musical with the
merr> voices of happy children. A. tall,
lair-haired jotiinc lady stood in their
midst, ber flaxen curia blown about, her
eyes shining like blue atari, with a close
fitting dress ot deep, blue serge, outlined
tbo prettiest of figures.
luvolituUrily Eustace Edgett raised
his bat. ,
•I beg your pardon, ma'am,' said be;
'but is ihere a girl by tbe name ot Polly
Browning here?*
'1 am Polly?' she cried blushing to the
very roots of her golden hair. 'Oh, Mr.
Edgett, didn't yon know me. I should
have known von in China or Japan.'
The artist stared at the willowy figure,
the soft, eliy eyes, the air of delicate ri>
finomont.
•Polly turned into a princess!' crieil
lie. 'Well, I'm ready to beliuvc anything
now.'
Mi*» liiowning held out her slender
baud.
'Welcome In Kdgelt's Thanks,' sntd
she with yrcat dignity. 'Will you walk
over the buildings now?'
Of course he didn't go bnck to Eng
land, and ot mmrse he married pretty
| Polly, and ol course they both live at
Edged'* Thanks, witli a family of thrre
or four huHdre.il little children. And
, Polly i« radiantly happy—and so U her
I artist husband,
f For what greater bINs rin there he tn
1 this world than to do good and to lore?
■l«w (• Brkif* Ml Ik* TaMr.
[Bo->k>n Trsmcripi..]
] t*pon taking your scat your first duty
| should l»e to i.ispcct the cutlery. It the
; knives bear Roger.' stamp, for instaucc,
I sound the praises of thu Moiidi hi mup->
I utactui-o. This will cause others to
! amine,their kni\c-. They will marvel
IHI vtur practical kuowlcdgn, and you
will live long iu the memory of your
i hostess. When soup is served oppor>
| tnnily will tircseut itself lo show )our
' suix rior atiainuicut iu guslrouomy.
Confidently inform vonr vis-u-vta iu a
veios sufficiently loud to bo beard all
around the table, that Douiilcboi is the
only person you ever saw who could
muke soup lit to cat. Every eye will
be turned toward you in adoration.
Your hostess will feel a soi l of re
flected yioutness in having one so gifted
condescend lo graoe Iter humble board.
Tlieu blow into the soup as tliough you
were uiidir contract to furnish motive
power for a wind mill. Thu you will
show your haughty contempt lor cou
vciifionaliilcs. For a sin iiar reatou you
will eat from tho point of your spoou.
This movement will make you look lik«
tho sword swallower. Your appear
ance will be piclure»quo. Your elbow
will Ihrcateu your rigli'. baud ucigbboi's
eye.
Iu oaiins fish, whip as big a piece as
you can get in your mouth, and tlieu
pick out the boues one by one, at your
leisure. You will resemble tho sleight
of-hand pertoriucr pulling ribbous from
his mouth.
Always eat with you knife, and close
your lips tightly about "it when you
withdraw it from you mouth. This will
keep your knife cleau during the whole
uital. Cleanliness is next to Godliness
you know. .
When the meats comes an excellent
opporlunity lo exhibit your ginyna-His
attainments. You will make yourself
respected now by your left hand as well
as yonr right-hand neighbor. You will
make yourbeif still more ngroeablo by
walchiug your opportunities iu conver
sation .
Wlien a gentleman has transferred a
' fork fill of food Ironi his ,plate to Ida
1 momli address him suddenly. It is very
i amusing to see a gentleman half choked
l in his endeavor to gnl hi-* mouthful of
food out of the way, that he may uuswer
I you. Of courso you will eat all the
while you cat. Ttma yon wiU pay a del
■ ica'.e compliment to your busies*' cook,
show your social qualities, and prevein
o'hers, probably Ironi eating uiore than
is good tor them.
| If pudding i« served, say it don't
' ajjhec wi'li you. But eat it ju»t the
same ami call for more. Aud here it an
admirable opportunity to dilate upon
the idiosyncrasies ul your digestive ap>
paratu . The noblest study of maukind
is man. If pudding is not tort boom lug,
remark upon Die singular idea some
people have that puddiug may bo omit
ted trom a dinner without ruining that
dinner for people who understand *nch
-things. -
' Wnen the pio eomes, peep under it,
or turn it over like a griddle cake. This
especially 1 where lb* lady ot the house
doea her ows bakiutf. If the pie is
underdone, it wwkl be the right thing
to mention tlie lad* If it l*i done 100
brown, ssy si'inelhing appropriate to
; the oc :a»ion. When a lady make* a
| silo iu her cooking, she likes to be told
'of it puHielv, • ' • '«•'
■ Codec sliouhl bo drunk Iroin tbo aau
cer, as tliougti it were an oyster in lis
siii'il. Till- gives >ou a jaunty air.
If at a private t«t>le, nuver pass any
' ildug to your neighbor. You may waul
all there is yourself. Clover hesitate lo
•atk lor au>thing you cannot reach. You
love to wait upon yourself. O.btrs must
love to wait ou you. t
Kemcmbertbe tootbpick.
i ■ ■■ / i •••**. ■' • I
" A fssifcw ss—r,
A man In Oregon has fhlrly earned tlie
lllle of pantlier-slayer. having killed four
of those ferocious beasts ill two hours.
A few daya ago, says an account, Mr.
llangli, who lives near Sott*s Mills,
started to ilesvcr take lo gel aomo ce
dar timber. lie had a lonjr, laiye-bored
rifle, a little raNterrier ami a rather large
dog of pnrt Newfoundland breed.
Alter leaving the main road, and get
ting on an almost blind road, he saw
a panther ero*«? tho road just aluiad ol
hiin.
li was on a large oak-tree about thirty
feet from the ground and grow ling suv
ngoly.
Ur. Hatigh fell back a oliort distance,
In order to get a rest-shot, fired and hi*
game tHI dea.l to the ground, having
made a final ie»p which brought him
about fill ecu or twent> lift from Hie
tree.
Un going back fo Ihe wagon, the chil
dren (winlrd out another panther, back
on the road over which iliey bad pass
ed. ~
On approaching it to get a shol, il
darted jii(p the brush iollowed bv the
who succeeded in treeing tliaf
one without any difficulty. •
On lollovs lug tho Jogs, Mr, Itaugh
found it ou ilie large limb ol a tfr tree,
about twenty five or Ibirty feet from the
ground. ~
(.ielliug a rest on the siitc of a tref
sonic distance away be kliot this one.
At the crack of the gnu the panther
Jumped from ihe tree aim! nut luliowcd
l»y the dogs.
On following them, it was found dead
about one hundred yards from where It
was shot.
On auproacbing llie ranch wlicrw Mr.
S. Iluekt once cngagnl in tbc cattle
buiineas, he found that tbc Utile dog had
succeeded in trcciug a pant Iter abutit
tao«tbirda grown. This oo« waa shot
dead.
Before Mr. Ilaush bad time to load be
beard tbc barking at souictlung
•bout two hundred yards off down Ibe
hill side.
On going to wbcre it waa he saw the
biggest panther he erer met—a very
large female. She was growling aad
snappiug her teeth at the dog*; sbe form
ed the most savage picture Im bad ever
ViCII.
It Waa difficult to get I good shot, but
ou firing she came dowu and the limb
which site waa ou with her."
As ilw ran ofi ibc dog* followed Iter,
awl oncoming up with (IM J, bo saw Ur
on » atump about twenty fire bet frvui
tbo ground.
Mi. Uaugli sliol again, but as no vital
put «u Mrnck, H only succeded in mak
ing her growl fiercer than ever.
Ou looking for a ballet, Ur. Ifaagb
lonnd tbat be bad oaly bait a bullet led,
willi which he bad to make a iuccet»hi>
aliot or lose bit gaine.
Uiapaichiiig was «JI gone a* veil, so.
tearing >4 a part of Uaa liuiug of Lis
coal, he put it around the ballet antl
rammed it houie. Taking a careful aim
lie fired.
This tijr.e be saw the bnge beast tum
ble to tbe ground, to be seised by Ibc
Jogs.
Sbc scinsd the big dog by tit* tcalp
with one paw, ami snoaed iu tearing tbe
scalp nearly oft, wlieii death put an «wl
to her strugglea. The last oue, oa being
measured,, waa oyer nlno teet long from
tip to tip. All the panther* were toll
grown except one, which was only about
two-thirds grown. They were all killed
within two boar*. •
You can probably be rich my eon. if
you will be. If you mak jup yo«r aiwi
now tliat you will be a rich m*a, and
Mick lo it, there ia very little doubt that
you will be very wealth*, tolerably mean,
"loved a little bated a great ileal, ban a
big laneral. be bleat be tbo relative* to
whom you nave lott tL E IUOSI, re* tied by
thoae whom you leave notliiug. Bat
you tniul ttay for It Mr eon. Wealth ia
an expensive thing. It eoeto aH it w
worth, if you want to be worth • MIK
lion dollar* it wijl ouot you just a million
dollar* to get it. . Urokeu friendship*, in
tellect ual starvation, Soac of social enjoy*
inent, deprivation of genetou* iaspelaes
tbo smothering et inmdy aapiretkMta, a
limited werdiobe'aud a scanty f table, a
lonely home, tieeause you fear a lovely
wile atyl a beautiful houio would be ex
pensive, * haired ol tbe beat lien, a dread
ot tlw custrtbtttios box, a bauuiiug fear
of the Woman'* Aid B"drty, a leartul
dixliku ot poor people because they won't
keep their miiery oat ot yowr sight, a
little sbam benevolence thai to worm
titan nona,* oh, you oau be rich young
man, it you aie Willing lo pay tbe [nice.
Any man can gel rich who doeen-t think
h too ex pen-dye. True. yea may be rich
ami be a Man among men, neulo and
Christina and gram] and true, serving
(Jod and bleastug huiiianitv, but tliat
will be in spile of your wealth, and not
ae a result of it. It will be boeaam you
were always that kind of a man. But il
.you want to bo rich, if that is tbo breadth
and height ol your ambition, you can bo,
rich II you will pay the price. And when
you atorleb, son* eall aroand at Ibis
office and pay ■» tor tbU advice. We
yrill let tlse interest compound irou this
date, — Burlington Hawkey*.
A lie it llko ulflfic; mnnv people Are j
wilhnir to yfro if, but wobbly U willing
lu tnke it.
NO. 30
Gleaniwgs.
I -if-?*.* - . ■- ■
''l is ilia WPRKIIJ- clntpH thai GIRT# PTTR*Y"-*~
np (lieir li|>» to* \
A barlwr ia not ultrav* a %»isw m*n if
hid litlnir in mostly hral work. "
A Chinunnn WIK» «IU looking mi HJI '>
Englishman eat in* tripe Mid; ■ "Afcd
jet he hiiUs* mice!"
L-«w is likn a fciote—it i* unmj fr»
through it, itat MM nmit M fontiUrr*
♦oly redurini before he p«H through.
No woman wns ever known in ' iimr
rj a li nn wh«M t»r*t rctnnrk on U-m;
introduced (o her *«• abont the *uib« '"s
trf.
Bally Jone* snya wln>n all* w4w in
I lore »>jie frit a* if alte «U IB- a railway
I tunnel, with • train ol care ,OMjfcg
! colli waya. . ■"* *
It ia clnimr*l Sy *bme rordiraf men fti»t
smoking weakens rhb r«ye-aijflii. >ta\ )*>
Ut/hie*, hit I juat acc hot* it airciigtlirn*
the breath: '! '"**** * l "' ' v '
Theda&rfaC hour in if
I any tuiiDgtuao is arh*n he Mi down »•»
! ulutlv how to gat woney without hour»ir
|ly, earning it. 4 ,
Many mw who strongly t ulronli
, local arlf go'/crnmeßt have to atkbow'-
\edge a higher power every tiM'thcy
)»■•« the JQI* of their owadniKig
Thirteen years ago nina kn>k
! felon* went into tbo tarpctiu imriarf*
the oil region. Only oner I'vm * m *i. i«
I left. The other* WCTV AH k»ire>l P } thri.
| own torimloo.
| 11 it net of oar lite is of a miug'e»l i ant.
■ ami dl tuicttarr; unr iinur* aua a
' be i>rort'l it «Htr lantii linrai »•»,
' ami onr criaaca auokl ilojairU iW *
! weie IK* ibrriahol by oor tiirur*. - •
Jch Baling* awgety nr«uk>: TW»
areaieu who ilon'tina to koßpnAm I
tiho dilbttaa Wtvosa * 4on>u a»4
I repntaahun until they faxl ttißaihn
MtrTing oo* a ihrea jean' tnn »u_ awn*
' State |MJMV
I A Cotr" itte OB tableaux at a -
nial ctki.. Jion ni Vcnauia, iaanl
I invitation aakiag 'all (we |«rrty *u«aw
lia tow a* to aaeet at the hail Iv tik? atn
!ia the tableau*, and erery wta ia .be
! place came to (mac. Hat tanaiHw
| knew bow to get ptealy mi kdp. .
How queer are the wawnn of tM«
I'WU! IthiNtialaaf a»«BiaMia« waa
tn»
jwh le aide walk; the bin
«lwa ia twl sfcia aaiia. aa»l a ih— »B »
I row would aof crowd the catk.
A Long Branch woman nmuhr *—»
eight pair* ot 9tockia«* «*• anny
die «at lUort of ckx headline. ab>* tut
limb come baadr.-HMm Ftxit.
body bat a long branch ■ num *«4 «
bare limb* to coare
Journal of Cammsrr*.
Are we atHaacieg backward er In**
W»rd? Twotboasauri rear* sgo, the peo -
ple imiMlljr ucriietii toailn li
of Men m (l>e |M>iM|i|| «gwi»
|Mga» Koaaej, to-day wn
ice over sixty Ihousead la As 4 '
MIOOMOI UrUiM Aawkt. 8«al«
I he world does ao re feat wfcert^way?
Rev Dr. West of New Bedtort. ««a
beard that hk choir weald ith« |» «■*«;
uathe Kit Saaday. Whca like dar
cim be gare oat tbe brat, Toae ya*
«bo lore ibe Inrd.-* After "it
tbrofk be hotel eaptoiioh at ik
cbolr, ml wM, "Ym erg btya at tU
! second Ttne, 'Let tbo** rvAua toii
; who never knew oar Old.
There are maay rwem whjr ehildree MM
adapted to picaics. If (he cake get* jaw-
DMft iuto the pickle jer, aa bag a* it*
trusting doeea*t lath it wakes at (Mrr
ebee. eb«* a rrift*o(4aef unH arteh a lew
Uaefc ante scattered ever iba cueilfa
aaawerioaatasag viththew. OahlreVs
palate* would adliaal ab tap*, they
are ao toujb.—ifor limit* B-yttftr.
A |«Ht*eal orator wae «head»*«i>q
•way.—"Mlowatttr*,' aid be, i'a
a bard (Ulad aoa of toil, rat a kid-
Uyer by trade, and not a of
iu No air; I ntu't l«on» with a aim
; «pooa ta atj aaoeth, or cradled ia the
tap of Inaary. I'm a ad&aade naa,
gentlemen.* 'YoaM belter bare lot eat
the job,' taatarksd a votea ia the war %4
ibe halt. lis scorned lb aolioe tbe ia>
tarrapttou. ;« v .' b*. t. : t „
Puwmix, Tins Boy Goat**—Tfce pa.
litieal anaaattae of UUvadou the 'W
iorator,' 9 Jaaaea EibattPoaeU, of b«*
aaa Ciiv, aha la tha swat brilliant
«pa*k«r ever beard ia lVaver. Ue ia
the peer of Bob lugareoll, aad ao great
baa his repelatioa haooats in a tet-r
short tiiee that ao hall caa snaaatandalu
tha vaat «raw«u wbo Sock to hint,
He is m ortUxkwl prodigy* wl k»i
guudl tk« voubriq tot of "Puuce of
lira platform." ll* in BUtW|Miig UM
State for Hancock and Engliab.
' Politic* ia all a banbogi De? toi l
me all 1 hid to do was to bay mI mnm>
utoueya ami 1 voukl git elected *hust Uko
a oodiiiks. Uut veu I vent to the bolh vhi
you link dat man at tlx Mb tokl nie? Ifo
Miutt told ma' Don't rem get oxofted.'
und I **■*'» doaodiakV but eiuMt
lug to my friend* (tat 1 thought watacoin#
•o vote lor me. Uml dew Ira aald again.
'Ve don't Tut no MOIMIOMI tiwaa hrre
to-day J'lKtt vat 1 earn tor hit*? N odinki
I sbatt talked and talked mil atervbodv,
tnid Oiigi m gitllu' on btrilT. Ihwr
many Totee yon dink f got? Dree, «lm«t
drtc, one in A liiMiuet and tiro in B Itis
tiinot, and one 6t detn waft scratched.
You rt»n»t wait ; A «t*r Iftnd do man *rho
Horaieheil my imme oi «bii dicket I
kcruteh hitu, youbot. Oli, ret, 1 rai
Iwiit;
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