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v a({ •: 'Ov , -r--. - -ww THE ALAMANCE GLEANER, VOL. .7. €j)t JUamttttre ©lemtfr, ' PCBUSIIXD W L.KKLT AT' L WnluMi, nt. c. Mldiidge §* Kernodle, fIIOPUIGTORS. Ticitm: f'rte Year tI.J» Sfix Months i..' 75 Turoe Months 60 Every por*on setriUg ns a club of ten sub scribers with th« ctisli, untitles himself to one free, for the lengh of time for which the !lui> is made up. Paper* sent to different offices No Departure from the Cash System FOSTADK I'ItEPAID AT TUB OFFICF, Atirenii«iif(i HATES: |1 in. 2 in. ( Y t eol 1 col. week, 100 « 150«200|>4 00 e?l)0»li»00 2 •' 125 2to 2 SO, 700 1100 If 00 8 " 175 2 (50. 8 51)1 800 13 90 18(0 1 mo., 200 300 , 4 501 950 15 00 22(0 9 " 8 0C! 4® 6 00110 50 17 50 30 Co 3 " 400 600 7">l!12 50 20 00 87 no C " 650 10 00 12 30 15 00 35 00 45 0 12 » 10 00 1500 18 03 20 00 48 00 80 1 0 Yearly advertisements changed quarterly if desired. Local natleis ton c-Jits a line, fl.-st insertion No local inserted tor less than fifcv cents. " * *VO. ~" r YV^A?UJKIIUM, HlllnuirOfTCt!. Grtflfftril,' N. 0. ' OB All AM GBAHAH, AT S'OMISK VM AT I.A »V, Practice in the Stale snd Federal Courts, GsTSpeei il attention paid to collecting. J, 1). K£RNODLE, Attorjicy at Lav}, «RAU 1.11, IV.R. Practices ia the State aud Federal Couits- IVIII faithfully and promptly attend to all busi .-)«»* intrusted to him - E. S. PABEEB, AT T 011S EV, ■ 3 31% II An. nr. c. Will attend regularly the Superior Courts of Alamance, Caswell, Person, Chatham and Kau "olph, and the Federal courts at Greensboro, 'tusiuess entrusted to him shall have •tteution, , 6—l 80. ly. M . . t . • T. B. Eldridge, Attorney at I/avr, OH All AM, N. C. Practices in the State aud Federal Courts. All business Intrusted to him shall receive prompt aud careful attention. 3xt BOYD, JKO. W. ALBKUTSOS, JR Boyd & Albert son, ATTOK.MKY4 AT I.AW, —ORFICKS AT Greensboro and 0-rnham, J\T. C. Practice in the State and Federal Courts, an 21— lm. Dr. J. W. Griffith DENTIST GRAHAM, N. C., ti fally prepared to do any and all kinds of Work pertaining to the profession. Bpcclal attention given to the treatment of liseases of the MOU Til. CAI.IJJ ATTKNUKD IN TOWS oa OOUNTAR fry*, ©eo, GENERAL PRACTITIOXER or Medxcwe and Surgery , CBAIIAH, Firre and fresh drugs always on h nd. r ». 1.80. ly. i . - A l> V E UT IS E M l 'B. >— ■ ' . n. Tue next term will comntfencc the 3rd day of January and close the la*? Fiiday in May 1881. Number of ptrpils limited 1 . Board. waMiing. fuel and lights $8 w sll per •l'inth. Tuition $3 50 to 84. jan 3—3ui ( . mmm ■ -A X T r, I • T ♦ :T. 3S. JO^Ea , (V. JDL ' 'xf L,ivery Feed Stables CrFabam, N* 0. Good horses bud buggies for hire at reaso»« He rates. Horses fed at 25cts. per meal. •11. 15. 80. ly. / Prices reduced Perfected Farmers Friend Plows nuwde ki Petersburg Va. One Horse No. 5 Price fwo Hone No. 7 '* • two HorsefNo. Vwro Horse No. 8 _ Uui saie at Graham by "" &COTT A DONNELL i (foEtur.;. BfeJrOliE THE DAYBHBAK. _____ Before the l*y break shines * star * . / That in the day's great glory fades; Too ft celj it the full llglif That her pile gleatniug lamp upbruidi. ' l t i '•*/ j Before the daylight sl.igs a Mrd Chat atilU her song ere light; Too loud for her ii the day's stir, The wjotllatMi'd thousand toagaed delight. Oh great the honor is to .litae, A light whereiu no traveller efrsj /nd rich the priej to rank divine Auiouj the world's loud choristers. But I would be that paler star, And I would be that lonelier bfrdi To shine with hope while hope's afar, A id siiig pf love, when love's uabeard. Spec/a/on IIOn'JUMSIK UONQUCCKKD, 'Yes, I am pretty, very pretty. There's i iio denying that. My glasi lulls mo so, and 1 am sure thitl I have heard it often enough tc believe it by this tiici?, it my tnal«> adnrfrCrs are to be credited. But then I il iii't always bciieve what tliej say. These nun who make love to m«, how they do rave over I he 'golden glory' of my hair ami my 'ihell-flutod cheek,' and my 'liquid brown ey«!s,' etc. Oh, dear I I wonder if I »hall love any man enough to rava over hi* perfections, c'lli c? . penly or to secret? 1 think I should rather like to tall in love. Really in love, I mean, becnu»e of course (me ft as to j be jiist 'a littlo mite so, in order to enjoy a flirtation, People say that love is half pnin, bull shouldn't think thai could bo so, il one may judge by (he ccunicnan ces of most lovers one meets.,, l'crhups if i Were to tall in love, I might find that soul llicy sa> 1 lack. Col. Austrulh-' er called me Undine once, and maybe 1 really am without innch (eeling on I lii*. »U''j"Ct. Uiii, some wtfy or other, il docs hccin so fttnni to see aien distress ing themselves, and growing miserable, bee•«use 1 don't hipicit to marry Jho'iul lam sure 1 don't seo wli/ they want me for a wife. 1 dare say I'm an extremely nicn »irl to 'alk and walk and diivo with and 1 must say 1 am a splendid partner lor a waltz/ hut I can't endure anything like housekeepi >g, or sewing or scolding •i-rvants, or—or anything but justf hav« ing a good lime ami plenty of fuss made over mo. 1 wonder, though, really, if the man is living whom 1 am destined to iuarr\ ?' The last remark being uttered aloud, ualleo-forth a response Iroiu young ladv number I*o, silting in the low win dow seat, busy arranging »"ino choice flower*, * • ' Well indeed, dear, f should hope so, uuleM Von have j ist returned from Ireland, or elso intend to marry a ba by.' •From Ireland I what oil eaMf> hn» Ireland to do with it! Oa, I seo. I made a regular 'bull.' liut what I mean is whether 1 ain to have Mrs. written be fore my name on (ho tomb stone qi spinster, after it. In other words, whetli cr I ever shall bo married al nil,' 1 6iii>poß« by this liiuo (lie rcu Icr will want It) know 'what's the name and Where's (he home'of these two 'layre lad) es.' Allow ine then to introduce to you Mint Jo»»ie Conrad art I her young married aider, Mrs. Monbrav, at present residing at Lyiiilehursl, located in, no matier which county, of one of these United Stales ot America. The Conrad* have rented Lyiidehurst lor many con secutive summers, ami lru'y il is a loves ly retreat away from the dust and heat am) noise of the great city. 'lt 1 do get married,' the girl resumed, *it slmJI be stfiue man rich e:iough to buy L»yiidoluirut for me «ylieu the time comes for H. to toe sold. That can't be very long now, by tfie way. What u strange i lea that was of old Mr Lyndols ihat at) heir to tho property should turn up, after all these years!.Uo deserved to ►tvfter remorse, the old curmudgeon, af ter turning his only daughter out of door*, j Ist because she married a man who wasn't quite as rich as he wished hi« son-in-law to be. Let me sea; the property was to bo in tho hands of tru«» tees, or excciiUrs, or whutover they are called, until after tire lapse of fifteon years,, and then if neither his daughter or any child of hers comes to claim H r It ia to go-to various charities. Judge Aligns told mo all about it yesterday. I only wish the trustees could regard me as a fit subject for charity, on whom to f>w Lyiidelutrst, for Jdo love every about this place. But I moat •top' itig for impossibilities and go and i, ot* I won't be prepared to- cou th* invincible,- whom Sirs. Angus ifug lo briog here this afternoon. De bat rather a nice name, by tho way T Harry llazelten. I wonder if be bim. self bOT nice. Because, if so, I might -get slightly tjtrlttc ypu know.' GRAHA.M, N. C., MONDAY, APRIL 4, 18§1- 'YOH can #pa - e yourself the trouble,' laughed her si-tcr, 'for lie certainly can not buy Lyudehurst lor you, having an extremely inrrow And ft» ydn have just announced your Intent lon ol making Mr. Jessie Coin'tul prcsont you wiih that place. Mr. lloz.Ron ought to be safe troui your lascinaiing arts. I here is Mrs. Aliens now with two gentlemen Do hu'-ry Jeisie dear or yod Will not be reatly.' The invmci '>'c, as Miss Conrad has called him, at heart certainly merited no such title, lie had so lar resisted (lie fascinations ol the Iftff sex, undoubted IT", and wua apparently quite iudiflereut us to the elleut he be ablo to pfo dncc on litem himself, but this inilitler enee Was mere surface calmness, and tho rtftUit of pritlc and sensitiveness 110 Was poor aud not likely to bo able to marry many years lo coin?, in con sequence, so he kept a strict guard over his alk'ctions. 1 * «' Very agreeable Jcssio fotfnd him, and the very fact that he liatl s> far SIHTCSS fIIi 1 y resisted (ho charms of other women made her all (he more detcrmiiioJ th:H llarry llazjltoii should not be tho first man to meet her ivith indifference. The battle proved.nneq'ial bnlore long, ' but not precisely as Miludi had planned. | Mr. llazelton came aud went; walked drovo aud d.iiicod with lior, but slill with the same polite, calm nonchalant manner with which he met ptlxfr women, Jessie grew thoroughly piqned. Exercised all her arts and pretty co-. quel l ies, aud still failing to win the spoi-ial admiration, nay even loye, on wlitcli she had ccnuted, she found her self bestowing much more thought oil this provoking man, than she had ever wn*led on any ol fit-- species bcloro. Ol course he knew nothing of all this. Whatever may have beeu his own feel ing on the subject, it never once occur» red to him, that she was thinking of anys thing irore serious Ihau the mere amuse ment of the hour. Or did slie herself know wha* it really meant. Mailers were in this stats, when Ihe Burtons, whose place adjoined Lyude hurst announced their intention of giV« ing a boll, lo which a utimher ol city peoplu were invite 1. Jessie by this lime, had determined to try indifference also, bit'on her fit st attempt had her lem|>cr rufifml by Ihe fltsli of ftmuseinent which succeeded tho usual expresatow ol (be half dreamy calm in the cjes.of her tormentor. Harry Hazelton was rather ft hand some man. lie had a fi ,o figure, aud whatever his feat if res lijfltcd of perfect symmetry, was atoned tor by the biiglrt intelligence and frank truthfulness of his expression. A few days before Mrs. Burton's Lull, llazelton announced his intention of leav ing Ihe country as soon a* it was o\er. The lime he had allowed himself lor re*! aud recreation was nearly over, and he must return to the cily and lo his Woik. Then Jessie, learnt as by a flash that what she had thought only disap. poiiitincht and piq'ie; this tceling that had filled hor thoughts with hisjimge; was something deeper. Something lliat terrified her and inade her understand, soino what, the pain which sh? had too inflicted on others, H'a zcltiii wa» looking at It. t earnestly, though, so, with some laughing remark, she ci'auged thu subject aud soon Aflct loft the room. From this lime, her manner to him was more iuditlcienl coquetti h than over* She was trying to prove to hers self, as well at to him, that she cared not for either his presence or departure. Tho night of the ball, Jetefo, aud sev eral friends who had come up from town for it, wero watting.iu the drawing room for SOUK; more tardy individual, n hen Harry llazelton dropped iu, en passant. Jessie was making up little bouipicte to decorate the coats oTtwe gentlemen,who i'u full puny rig, wero oarueslly watch ing the pooceis. 'There, Ca>ptahi Roland could any fhiug bo lovelier!' she exclaimed, us she handed to one of them an exquisite coin-, biuation ct tea-rose buds, heliotropo ami geranium leaf. 'Nothing could possibly be more love ly, Miss Conrad/ he ahswered not look ing at the fljwers at all but iuto her face hietend. Just ihew Jessk) saw llazelton ap proaching, aud smiling up iuto Captain lliland's lace, site gave him a coqiictith glance from her soft eye*. But no one noticed the light closing of her lipsy or the ftoei> that overspread her cotmteiw ance ae she bent oyer Ihe table for more blossoms. ''And what shall yours be. Major Golden asked Miss Conrad. 'Oh, auythiug you like, Miss Conrad. I leave it to youi taste entirely. Know- | ing bow perlect thai always U. This WMt safe thing tor the gallant I maj->r to do, Under most eiicumstauces, as he didn't know one flower trout an other. Bui to night, Jeeaic seized with a spiiii of ii'ischiet arranged a li.tle bunch ol marigolds, and pinning thorn to his coat, bade him go ask Marie Union the name ol his 11 iwers, and they might Korvo a double purpose. The poor m.tn Was deeply smitten, with a young lady i i tho neighborhood, but being bashful I could not muster up the courage? to pros | pose to her. Jessie thought she would I help hitn a little. I Mij r Uolje looked puzzled, and there I was a general laugh, iu llro nridst of [ which she heard II JZJIIOII'S voice saying I softly I J 'l.chouae for-got-ms-uots lor miua, Miss Conrad. But J.ssie pretendoJ not to hear, and exclaiming 'Coma, come, good people, we are sadly forgetting Mrs. Birton and those delicious Strauss walizisl' she 1 moved slowly toward the door, singing I soft ly to lief sell. .* ~ r~~ . Soino time before she had promised a certain special dance lo llazeltou lor this bail, but changed her mind ftfitff war I and Was quite ready 11 ignore hia claim. She was jtut going o3 wilh some one else, when he came lo rcmi.id her ol it, and elm had u saucy, lull pelu'aut an- Bwer on her lips, w lieu he said eager ly- 'Don't My you,havo forgotten these. You must at least remember ibat this U my lust dauue with you. Ilis la-:e and tone were more earnest than she had cvor known Ihem. and hall against Iter will uho yielded. As soon as the much young man to whom Jeesie made her excuses had tas ken himselt off, Ilazdlton said — ']( is too warm to dance this evontng; will you coin.! into the gardens with me iu»teuif?' aud Jessie audited, much mar veling at his snddcu iudifl iroiico to the long promised '(jtorinan.' They strolled on for sjine minntes, talking lightly and carelessly ol iudiflor* out sub|ects. until tlieir path crossed a pretty, sparkling little stream, spanned by a rustic bridge Tire inionliglit was If >oding all things wiib ft soft ra I iauce; plreaiiiing over the goMtfn hair, and deepening tho lovely liquid eyes of Hie young girl. Jessie looked like a vorila* ble Undino that night, iu her robes ol pale green gauze, with her jewels spaik ling about her like drops of purest Water where they catch the rays of tha light. Turning to one sido H irry IIOZJIIOII arranged a seat for her at the fool ol a tree, and half reclining on Ilia grass at her leet, begun throwing pebbles Into the water. Neither spoko lor sjine t?irre, for Jewio di l not uuderstaud this new mood of his, aud was occupied be sides iu trying to uiider«taiid aud quell I ho tumult ol emotions iu her own breast. Presently llazdtou turneil — '•Miss Conrad I asked you for a few foi'oget-iiic-nols this evening and you ro>- lused them. Was it so great a request to make? For 1 know that you heard ino.' •Perhaps I did, but you onglit to know dial il is 100 late for lor-gei-nye-nots to bl#s*om now. '1 begin to fear so indeed,' he answer ed bitterly. 'But if that wartyour real reason, will you not givo mo a 'flower now? The one that I shall choose?' 'Oh, yes, terlainly. But you will have to confine your choice to a dahlia or a Bun-fi >wer, for 1 don't see anything ol6e growing near/ she said, laughing re morselessly. llazclloii smiled slightly. 'E veu a sunflower would bo precious il you gave il, Jessie;but 1 had hoped for another fl>wer than that, to night lo wear near my heart. 1 want you to give ine back my heariseaso Jessie, which 1 -lost many weeks ago, and never dared till lo day, .o.maku any cftorts to rQguin. I Vor 1 love you! 1 love you, beautilul child, aud I know that there ia a sen I, and a warin true heart beating beneath this mantle of apparent i'udifierence Look iuto my eyes darling aud leil me if I have road yon aright. lie had riseu aud as Jessie lilted her eyes lo hi«, Jessie saw something iu them which hard never been thero before. Something which made her whole being thrill, aud overcomey aud frightened by this strange new feeling, she burst into a passion of (ear*. But llazclloii had seen her face and wn apparently at no loss to understand their came, for caressing the goldou bead HMM h»y ou his broast, wilh &4Lotrsanid lewder word* he soothed her hrto quietuess. And Ihe moonlight streamed lovingly over them; aud the streamlet and Ihe night winds whispering Ihroogh the trees •old one another of the Undine, who had found lier heart only to lose it again, and this was hew Jossie fccoinjucrcd the •Invincible.' ,-) »•»• { * 4 Not many days later, the whole neigh borhood was electrified by the discovery of the owncf of Lyudeluirai. Ilis parents had died while he was yet a mere baby, and the clu'd was brought up stud edu cated by souio charitable person. The j return of an old woman, who had once been his nUrse', alter many )ears absence from the country, led at last lo his ideii lification. Tl.e name ol the hwt heir ol Lyndehurst Was Harry lluZ.ltoti. MORAL SUASION It (OI.ORtDO. Tnree moutlia ago, whou 200 of the Icadiug citizens of Ominkwn City met i.f con vent ion oil a street corner, there were seveu or eight Michigan men among tho crowd# When Colonel Parker present ed tho fjllowitfg resolution, it tfaa ft Michigan man who supported it: KKSOI.VKD, That a committee of five be app .inted (o wait upon Calabash Haio, late of Dead wood, and inform him that alter sunrise to-morrow morning (Ids crowd will open fire on him wilh the intention of furnishing a corpse for our new gravoyard. The committee of five went ont to find Samuel and deliver their message. lie sat on a hfindi at the door of Ins shanty a shot gun across his knees and a pipe In his mouth, and ho preserved silence while tho chairman of HM committee read the resolution; then lie asked: 'Thai incaus me does it?' 'She doer.? 'They don't like my stylo of carving and shooting, eh?' ' Thai'* what thoy kicc on.' •Weil I won't go. You haven't gol 'nufl men in tho whole valley to drive Calabash Sam a rod. lleturn lo the con vention aud rgport that I'm here for the season.' •I forgot to moushun,' conlintfod tl/e chairman in a careless vuico rf* he leaned ou bis gnu, ' I torgot to mensbuu tbat Hie convcnshiiii lias adjourned. tills committee thus finds itso lin an etabar ruling situation, and H sera Only one way oat of it. Oidcss yoa'd ay roe to pick upland leave Ibis committee will feel called upon to>~to—' i 'To begin shooting, yon mean?' •Exactly, Samuel, exactly. Yon may ■have already observed that two of the committee have got Jlie drop ouyott.' 'I »00.-' 'Corpses which are riddled with buek shot have a very anpleasant look,' con tinued the chairman, ss he rested hH chin on ifte muzzle of bis gun. •Yos, that's so.' 'Audit's kfndef ''lonesome, this be ing tlx tfrst plant iu a uew burying ground.' 'Y-e-s, it may be-' 'And »o, tako it all aronfnd, the oom mitteo kinder iiulolges in the hope that yon'l see fit to carry your valuable so* ciety back to the Black Hills. Totl may have observed that three shot gefns, each under (nil cock afo now looking straight .at ye. "We don't want to blftff; but it'i yetting ui£h supper Mme.' ' Well, after looking tbe matter all ov» er, I-inf convinced tbat these diggings won't pan out low grade ore, and I guess I'lf tako a walls,' 'ttighto'fl?' . ' •Yes.' 'Ufght op (bis frail?* •Yes.' 'Very well. While Ihe com mil tee feels sorry to see yotf go, and! wishes yotf al7 sorts of luck, it basu't time to shake hands. Step off, now, and for fear yoa •hit to walking, we'll keep these guns piuted up tbe Mil ffntfl you ttfrn the halt-mile boulder. Trala march. THE TURKU VKIBNOLI PBIRT ■CBS. I N. Y. Eveniug Post.} A groat many jreara ago, before tbe present! government printing offico was established, tbore wcro three printers engaged in tbe government woi'k who were last friends and constant associates. They neither bad nor cared to' have .other acquaintances. Owe day one of the three 101 l sick and died. Ttieu the ques tion was, who would perforin tbe %sual rile* of trieiidsbip for tbe dead. Nobody ,0m side took amy interest iu the matter, 'aro thwt the two friend? were obliged to carre for tbe body themselves. Now all these printers were very fond of liquor and though they were never seen in pub lic bar-rooms, had many a bout by them selves iu a quiet nook. The two retraining friend's then sat up with the corpse, and, to while away the time, brought their pack of cards aud a (bottle for company. Encbre wis tbe game, aud they played for a stake, the winner to drink ou scoring a game and the loser to stay dr r. Tbeluvk ran one sided. Beated ou either side of tbe corpse with the coffin between thein as a table, tbe players played and the virtues of their dead friend! Lkrt the X NO. 7. one who nerer Won was gelling more and more thirsty, '/he Cards had rau steadi ly agftlft&t liim, and no(a drop Of Hquof had passed his Dps. Filially the luck changed and, 'lapping down tho i ight bower on the coffin, ho cxclimed, 'There now, it's my turn!' Willi a hasty motion he reached lor the bottle, but at that ins sfitut consternation filled the hearts of both friends as the supposed torpso rose up and said:' Not a dop till I've had mine.' With a scream of horror the two Iriftids jumped up and ruabed, one to the door and the othor to a window. Tim latter leaped to the ground in Ids terror and broke a leg; the other gained the atreet witliortl misad venture and disappeared. Yeara have elapsed. Doth the watchers have* died but Ih i friend who was supposed to be dead still lives, an eeceutrie ngeJ man who is now compositor in the govern ment printing office. Gleanings. Contentment ia better than money, and just about as sojree. The mean man is always meatier to himself than any one else. turtune dreads the brave and ia only terrible tj the so ward. Flattery w a bad sort of money, lo which our vanity gives currency. He who wonld acquire fame must lwt show himself afraid of censure. Therp are 25,429 other idbta ia the United State*; so cheer up. 'The happiness of?ttM tender famrt fa increased by what it can take away - from the wretchedness of otiiera. All the blows We vtrik* should bo for a purpose; o very nail should be a rivet ia the machine of the nfrivet&e. False hair is no# so ftorfebtfy made, that when a woman's head ia fixed you can't tell which ia a witch. The-most atylish purse of the oe«*Ml is made of undressed aealakin, with nothing in it.—Bdrftflgfcfti Hawkeye. A wag suggests that open* ing for many choirs would be; "Lord have meroy upon us ameraMe siegers « Willing bands always find seme, thing to do even in going through i another mau's pocket,—Waterloo Oo» server* ! • 1 *. l ■ '"'is j ' h.i isi "* , , » " # -r - an article ia (he papers about boy inventors. We hope Ibey will in veut a boy who will uot whistle his 6nge«s and yell on the street* at night. t A little boy refusing to take a pill, (■is mother placed it iu a piece of 'pre served pear and gave it to him. In a few minutes she said: "Tommy, have you eatett that pear?" "Yes, mothc*V all but the seed." Au* American, after dining at a Lun» don restaurant, paid hia bill and »N about leaving, when the waiter suggest that (fro amount did not include the waiter. "Ah,'' said the asen, "bat I didn't eat tho waiter.** Female printers pop the q nestfotr to the male typos by simply handing to tliem an ? If the latter intend to em brace the Opportunity and accept, they return a brace, thus^~>—, but it they wish to deoline and dash the oup of hap' pin ess frOtnfilve tair one's lips, they haud ovec.a '. ' "What dpe* Boycotting mean?" asks a young nianiur Peoria, We &*«* not time to enter into a full explanation of the term, fort you have doubtless bi«tn enamored of a beautiful being wfcom father failed to harmonise with you ami persistently sat in the parlor when yoa Called.—Chicago Tribuno. 1 - A 1 don't like a cottager-built man," said young Sweeps to his rich old uncle, who was telling the story of hie early trials for tho hundredth time. "What do you mean by a cottage-built aaao?* bis Uncle. **A man with only one story * annwerod young Sweep*. That Be tiled it. Young Sweeps was left out of fcs nnele's will. An English lawyei wont into a bar ber's shop to proAMr a wig. 1(1 tahfog tho dimensions of the lawysr's.beod the barber exclaimed: 'Why how foag your head is, sir!" "Yen," replied the h>gM| gentleman, "we lawyers mast have twig heads. The batber proceeded with hie vocation, but at length exclaiued: "Whv sir, y.»»r luad ia aa thuk as it is Ulac'-stoae wiueetk
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