I- v... .. i,.v'. 4. i .S. j..V..t i, ' LI E v;!' jry-?' ' -V'- ; . VOL; XV. GRAHAM, N. C.r THURSDAY,; JULY 1 l 1889 r'.w X'iTtf ; , . NO 23. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. jASkE.BbYD, . ATTORNEY AT? LAW, " " ' Greensboro. N.C' Will he at Graham on Monday of each week la attend to professional business. iuep 101 wT- X. IEItlVOIL33. nmilin. N.C. Practiced in the Bute and Federal Cours 'El faithfully and promptly attend to all ba , sessutrusted to mm . t s , JOllflTIinil flllD HIS COJITIJIEUT. BY MAX O'RELL AND J ACE- AUSYN. Tranalateu by Mme. Paul Biouet. - Copyrighted by Cassell & Co., New York. We Publish the Following Extract from this Book by Special Ar--. n i J: i rangement through the American Press Association. '. ' ' : ' ' V"',' ' y, -. t:':-''y": , : 't jrani isiouet I -Max umiij la a remantamy merer reuuuuuui, wuh uu wjvww uj hu :ents -mostly to satirizing the Anglo-Saxon race. lie baa become widely Known as the author of "Jonir Puli, amd His Island," "Johi BitlL, 'Jb.," Etc This book is his latest pro duction, the material for it being gathered daring his recent visit to America. ; ' " Pit. G.. W. WniTSETT,7 , Surgeon Dentist, GREENSBORO, - '-- N. C, ' win .ten viait Alamance: .Call in tha couutrv attended. Address me at . nrftvnaboro. dec 8 tf JACOP A.rLONa, . i- ATTORNEY AT LAW, MaV"ir.'88. . AIVERTISEMENT3 DON T BUY; BbII or eTcliancre any kind of new or second . anl Maphlnerv.: Bninrlcs. Ac., before ob tul(iiu bcPriccB from W. R, Bnrgess, Manager, iMreensboro, N. Ci l-arg line r-f t.Kiigines, Bollcra, Mills. Slmftlnar Wood-worKinit ma oMnxrv. Thrmlinra. Cottontiin.. Presses Hgiit Locomotives, Pole Road -Laeomotlvea, "HollBr-fi-eders. -liubrlcatorsi" Pobaccj Ml- " chinery, Oils, almost anytbingyoa want at wholesale prices. Bay what you want, mention this paper and "aTare money" ' " Sept. J3,' W-l. SUFFOLK' Collegiate Institute. 1 . . a CHARTERED 1872. ' - -CHAPTER L '". ' . . The population of America la sixty mfjllons mostly colonels. . , te. ; , , . .; ... If the earth is small, America Is large, and the Americans are Immense! . Yes, sixty millions! all alive and kicking! - From east to west, America stretches over a breadth" of more than ' 8,000 .miles, ' Here it is well to put soma readers on their guard, In cage an American ahooid one day put -to tnem one of his favorite questions: "Where is the center of America f" I myself imagined that, starting from New York and pushing westward, onsl. .would reach the extremity of America on arriving at San Francisco. Not so, and here Jonathan has yon. He knows you are going to answer wrongly, and if yon want to please him. you must let yourself be caught in this little trap, because it will give him such satisfaction : to put you right. At San Francisco, it appears you are not quite half way, and the center of America Is really In the PacWo ocean. Jonathan more than doubled the width of his continent in 1807, - when for the sum of $7,000,000 be purchased Alaska, of aeBussiana . 1 '! Is America, everything is on an immense scale: the Just pride, of the citizens of the xoung ttepublio is fed by the grnndeor or its ivars, mountains, deeerta, cataracts. Its sus pension bridges, its bogs cities, eta Jonathan passes his life In admiration of all thai is' American,; fie cannot get over it I have been through part of the country, ted I caqnot; get over it either. Tarn out of breath, turned topsy-turvy. B, is pure con juring; It Is Robert ' Houdih over again occasionally perhaps Robert Macaire too- but let us not anticipate. Give me time to recover my breath, and set my ideas in order. These Americans are reeking with unheard-i 'of-iieas, I con tell you' that to begin witlt not forgive an Englishman for coming to his dinner table in a tweed suit. - Jteparatorii, practical ors. Finishing -fa I My fdoas ar ail jostling in mypqorl pld Y " Gianni -s, Mathematics, Sciences ' European brain. There is no longer any- -. and the tine Arts. ( 4 ; P. J.EEEK0B1E,A. V. Principal, Terms reasonable. doth sexes admltte In The next sessiou opens Monday, 8cdL 17th, 3888. Write to the principal for catalogue at asuttojK. ya. 1 - - , . uiy, iu, u. Insurance Agent, )9i GREENSBORO.' n7 Cl Titer LIFE,: Accident. BSSt-Ofllce opposite the Court House, Oct 13 tf - thing impossible, and the fairy tales child's play compared to what one may see :eVery day. Everything is 'prodigious, done by steam,: by -electricity 1 It is dazzling, and I no longer wonder that the Americans only ss their adjectives in the superlative. As an illustration of what I advance, here is a letter' that I received from an American, in tas month of Kay, 1897, and which finally decided me'tjj'go and: see- America.' Ills "Diiab Bt&zf wotthpoiit of - hiking the boat at 13 today, to go and have a talk with you about an idea which occurred to me yesterday; but as I have already been across three times, and in a month or six weeks shall have to set out for St Petersburg and Japan, I am desirous, if, passible, of arrang ing the matter I have at heart by corre spondence."- "Uood heaven r I exclaimed, "this Is a man 1 must make the acquaintance of; 1 . must -go. and see Jonathan at home one of thesfcdays." And as soon as circumstances allowed, I packed my trunks, took a cabin on board one of the brave ''White Star" liners, and set out to see Jonathan and his continent. . CHAPTER VL When, a man of average intelligence re- turns home after having made a voyage to r 1 llf l. turns borne after JJUrnam r.iarOie WOrnSj foreign land; hecanAot help having formed WMU Owners, ' saccessors to R. I. Boeers.l . -i Dtirham, N. C? ;i ! -4 ?w-Vs, J. W. - Cntea, at Burlington, ' can show jou designs aud give you prices, Ma Sly - " k f - I i m " ciTT a T?rr JEWELER, t ' u Dealer in watches, cIoekYjewelry," speo tacls rre-fasees, A'.. " - ... ; K tLPAIRTNG A SPECIALTY. a- fewt--ull V : SOT ' .1 or by : Oct 4 . iV, nr piece nt r.., n o r lienrh cae (- ' (v tM yuu ctta tsve U done . . 1 k 1 .".it ttiroii.h the mail - thitii n tn i aueatioa. y- -1 -. "vfli Certain number; of impressions, and Uie has a right to eommunlcato them to his frienda. They are but impressions, notes taken by the wayside, and, if there is an error committed by any one. It is by the critic or the reader, when either of these looks for perfect pict ure oT the' rhanflors andf1 lnstiurtiotis 'of th people the author . has vuited, iostoad of simple Impressions 4e voyages Certainly, if there is a country In the world that it would be Impossible to Judge in six months, that country is America, and the author who, in soch a little spaoe of time, allowed himself to (all into the error of -sitting in 'Judgment upon her would write himself down aa ass. To form a really exact idea of America one would need to live twenty years in the coun try, nay, to be an American, for I may add that, hi my opinion, the best books that exist Upon the different countries of the world have, been written by natives of thoseeoun- triea Never baa an author written of the English like Thackeray: never have the Bocccb bean painted with snob fidelity as by Ramsay( nil to describe Tartarin it needed not only a Frenchman but a Provencal, ai- most a Tarneoonnais. ' . :'' , . , It must be allowed that Jonathan has good reason to mistrust his critics, ' Uost books on America hare bean written by Englishmen. Now the Engl Wj are, of all pr'o. those who csti the im-Tt easily got rid ot t rpreju- di Li rfxwking of America. TL.y arS obliged to admit that the Americans have made ebesrway pretty weli sines they have been their own mat era; but John Bull baa always a rankling remembrance, when he looks at America, of the day that theAmerV eans sent him about hi busioaas, and bis look to say to Jonathan! "Yes, yes, yon hare not duo at all badly for yon, bst joat think wast the country would aave been by this time if tt bad remained bs my ttaaeV - The Cr-ntmaa, o bis side, has na antip athy whatever to the Americana For that matter the Fngliahmsa has no antipathy for anyone, Be despisaa, but he doss not bate, a fact which Is Irritating to the last degree to the objects of his sanation. Wnen a man feels that be has some worth, he likes to be loved or bated; to be treated with hxSLStt nee is falling. Jcha Boll looks on the Ameri can aa s parvenu, and amilee with Incredulity whan yon asy that American aoeisty Is not on-'y brC'.iant and wltry, but quite ee polished t ; . t t European society. It is tL is haughty disdain which exasperates Amiraiia Jonathan has forgotten that the Eng'ith wore once or -- ; b forrfres Uwm tW the war of IHV2; ni-.hoct tyrgt'j:g tt, ha furr!e tlwn f rart ?, d-iri.- j thacira CHAPTER HX - A nation, scarcely' more than a hundred years old, and composed of many widely dif ferent elements, cannot, In the, nature of things, possess very .marked characteristic tralia.;; , ,v'. There are Americans la plenty, but the American does not yet exist. , .' - . - The inhabitant of the northeast states, the Yankee, differs as much from the western man and the southerner ss the Englishman differs from the German or the Spaniard. : Ear example, call n Yankee "a cad," and he will get out of the . room, remarking: "You say so, sir, but that proves nothing.1 Call a Pennsylvania man "a cad" and he win get out of temper and knock you down. . Call area! westerner a cad" and he will get out bis revolver and shoot you dead on the spot Should a minister indulge in unorthodox theories in the , pulpit, the eastern man will content himself with shaking his head, and going to another church to perform bis de votions tbe Sunday after. The Pennsylvania will open a violent polemic In tbe newspapers of the locality. The Kansas man will wait for the minister at tbe church door and give him a sound thrashing. , - . On board the steamer we had five Ameri cana who passed tbe eight days of the voyage tn playing poker. The smoking room rang from morning to night with the oaths that they uttered every time they laid a card on the table, They were so fluent with them that they hardly used the same twice in an hour, i Their stock seemed inexhaustible. On Sunday after breakfast a young "lady sat down to the piano, and began playing hymnn What happened then! Our five poker play ers gathered round tbe lady and, for two hours, sang psalms and holy hymns to tbe edification of the -other , occupants of the saloon. ' " '-'", '" : I was dumfoundod. . ' - . - .. In France we have men who wear, and men who sing hymna The Anglo-Saxon race alone can furnish men who do-both with equal gusto. r; , :., w: -.:A-: ; In what other country than America could such an anecdote as the following be toldl It is the most typically American anecdote I heard in th United Statea ' It came from Mr.-. Chaunoey Depew, it is said. ; But, for that matter,' when n good ' story goes the round of. tbe states, It Is always put down to Mr. Depew, Mark Twain, or the late Artemus- Ward. . I A new minister had been appointed In little Kentucky town. . No sooner had be taken possession of bis cure than be set about ornamenting the church with stained glass windows of gorgeous huea This proceeding aroused the suspicions of several parishioners, who imagined that their new pastor was In clined to lead them, to Rome, A meeting was called, and It was decided to send a depu tation to tbe minister to ask bun to explain his conduct, and beg him to have the offend ing windows removed. ... .',.. The bead of the deputation was an old man of Presbyterian proclivities, whose austerity was well known hi the town. ' He opened Are by addressing the reverend gentleman thus: "We have waited upon you, air, to beg that you will remove those painted windows from our church as soon as possible. We are sim ple folks, God's own light is good enough for us, and we doo't want to have it shut out by all those Images"-- - ;'. ' The worthy man bad prepared a fine har angue, and was' going to give the- minister the benefit of it all; but the latter, loslqg patience, thus Interrupted hlmr ' "Excuse me, yon seem to be taking high ground; who are you, may I sskf "Who am IT repeated tbe good old spokes man. Tm a meek and humble follower of Jesus, that's what I am, and, d n you, who are you I" , , Without traveling Tory far, without even quitting the eastern coast of America, you will see a complete difference in tbe spirit of towns that are almost neighbors. In New York, for Instance I am not speak ing now of tbe literary society, of which I shall speak later m New York, tt is your money that will open aO doors to yen; la Boston, It is your learning; in Philadelphia and Virginia, it is your genealogy, Tbare f ore, If yon wish to be a sneress, parade your dollars in Hew York, your talents In Boston, ad your ancestors In Philadelphia and IUch mond. Scarcely has a foreigner est foot in the foiled States before they ask him-what be thinks of the country. Nine persons out of every tea yon speak to put these three ques tions toyoni di "Is thn your Srst visit to Americar & -How long bare yon been orerf" (9 "llow do yon like our countryf There are even some who push curiosity further, and do not wait nntll yon, have ar rived to aak for your opinion on America, I had only Just embarked on board the Germanic, at livsrpool, when, the purser banded me n letter front New York, I opened tt and reed: Dub 8m Could yon, during your rcy age, write me aa article on the United StaUaf I should be happy to have year preconceived notions of America and the Americans, so as to publish tnent m my Journal aa aoon as yon arrive." ' - , An Englishman or a Frenchman will never aak yon what yon think of England or France. The Frenchman doss not doubt that hiseona try la beyond cornpatirion. If he enter into fhesoLJect at all, it is to eccgramlate the stranger upon coming to visit it, The Fng'tihmaa is perfectly persuaded that hie England is the firs country in the world and that everybody admits It, and the idaaof asking aa otronder for Ids camion of It would nerar eoter hia bead. He would thick it so rUiculooa, so amusing, so' gro tesque, that any one should tell hlxa England eras a. 4 at the ko-a I of s3 aatkoa, that he I tt,t tii-S tidj trmi' ; to Wnt It, !e would pity the person, and Uie matter would go so further. . CHAPTER Tvi i j- .! The American men art generally thin. Their . facet glow -with Intelligence and energy, and In this ' mainly consists their handsomeness. The features are bony, tbe forehead straight, the nose sharp and often pinched looking tn Its thinness, At times one seems to recognize tn the faces something of the Indian type, tbe temples indented, the cheek bones rjremment, the eyes small, keen and deep seti . As for the women, I do not hesitate to say that hi the east, hi New ; York especially. they might ' perfectly well be taken for French women. It b the same type, the gait, the same vivacity, the same petulance, the same amplitude of proportions. . The beauty of the American women, like that of the men, is due much more to the ani mation of the face than to form or. coloring The average of good looks b very high, In deed." I do not remember to have seen' one hopelessly plain woman during ' my six months ramble through the states, ' .' American women 'generally enjoy ' that second youtlf. which nature bestows also on numbers of French , women. At 40 they bloom out Into a more majestic beauty. . The eyes retain their Ore and luster, the skin does not wrinkle, the hands, neck and arms re main firm and white. It b frite that ha America hair turns gray early, but, so far from detracting from 4be woman's charms, ft gives her an air of distincfioq, and b often positively an attraction. - . The New Yorkers and Bostonlans will have It to be that Chicago women hare enormous feet and hands, I was willing to believe this up to tbe day I went to Chicago. -1 found the Chicago wometv and those of the west generally, pretty, with more color than their eastern sisters, only, as a rule, quite slight, not to say thin.':, : V; ' ,'.:;' '.;.':;'-V." '.' That which b lacking In the pretty Ameri can faces of tbe east b color and -freshnesa The complexion is pale, and It bonly their . plumpness which comes to their rescue after 8) and prevents them from looking faded. Those who remain thin generally fade quickly; the complexion becomes the color of wbity brown paper, and wrinkles freely. .' , : , tf American women went in for more out door exercise; if they let the outer air pene trate constantly' into , their rooms; if they gave up living tn hothouses, they would have some color, and their, beauty need perhaps fear no competition in Europe. - , CHAPTER V.. -' " Jonathan admires all that glitters, that which b not gold. In hia eyes tbe suc cess of a thing answers for Its quality, and the charlatanism that succeeds b superior to tbe merit that vegetatea The dollar is not only tbe unit of the monetary system; it is also the unit of the metrical system. I was chatting one day with an American about the famous CoL Robert IngersoIL 'He b your greatest orator, I am told," I said. - "Yes," be replied, "Ingersoll can fin tbe Metropolitan opora bouse anjf day, and have .five thousand dollars in the bouse." Certainly that b a curious way to speak of a great orator, a great writer and a great thinker. ' ; - , ' . ' I need not say that I am now speaking of the average American not tbe litterateur or the man of good society. ' It would bo quite possible for an actress to attract large audiences all through a tour from New York to San Francisco, not be cause of Incontestable talent, but because she traveled In a magnificent palace car of her own. .. '; ", .-. 1 saw, fat an American paper, the appear anoeof Hit Minnie Palmer spokeu of in the following terms: '.s . "Minnie Palmer will wear all her diamonds In the third act" The booking office was besieged all day,- and, In the evening, money was refused, Aa amusing detail was the arrival of a good fourth of tbe audience at 10 o'clock, to as the diamonds in the third act. . , . ( . .CHAPTER VT. ; - Man has been perpetuated to expiate tbe transgression of his first parent by hard labor. Jonathan b a proof of It Be labors; he tolls, and tbe sweat of his brow crystallizea upon the arms and neck of his beloved womankind in tbe form of diamond ...' - To the American woman tbe diamond b not an object , of luxury, it b an object of prime necessity , An English old maid would do without her tea before an American woman would go without diamonds: If good style consists in not doing what the vulgar do, good styb in America ought to consist for one thing in wearing no diamonds unless democracy abould demand this sign of equality. ' ; ' - , ' When yon sec diamonds in the ears of shop girls and factory girls, they are sham gems bought with well earned money, or real ones bought with badly earned money. Lors of woman, innate in the American, fa not enough in itself to explain tbe luxury that man lavishes 0, bar to the United Btatea America b not the only country where manb devoted to woman and ready to aatiafy all her espricee. Tbe Frenchman b aa keenly alive to ber tn finance as the Ameri can, if not more. Tbe luxury of the American women amst be explained m another way- Money b easily earned fat tbe United States, and b freely spent Business savors more of gambling than of commerce fat the proper oae of tbe word. Jonathan, then. Is in a position mack like that of man whom I saw give a hundred franc note ton beggar cos day fat the streets of Monte Carlo, "if I win at trentsetqna rante," said he to some one who asked him bow be could do sorb a fooUau thing, "what are a hundred francs to mef I can afford to be teuatous to s poor fellow eraatnre out of it; if 1 Imo, ft Is wTrmrh that the croupier win not get"'WRaa -Jonathan covers his wife with diarooodsbf says to bJnwalf, "If 1 win i can Indulge .Bay wife without iaooav venieocing myaeu; if I loss, it is ao mack saved from the fray." Thai fa not aa Lf the American thirsts after money, It fa mat tor the love of money, se a rale, bet for the low of that which money can buy. In other srorde, avartee b a vice almost un known fat America. Jonathan does sot amaas gold for the pleasure of adding pCe to pile aad conntir.g It Ea purstxa wealth to iuiprora bis jrmiUaa b life and to aurrouDd those dinJect efoa him with edraolara 1 and luxuries. He sreode his money as gayly ss be porks It, 'y wbn it fa s ques tion ot grably lug-, bis wUe of uaugntars, who aro the objects of his most assiduous atten tion.. He b thelrst to;admit that their love for diamonds b as absurd as it b costly, but he is good humored, and says: "Since they Uke them; why should they not have themr' , ' , -'' : CHAPTER Vtt '.": ' ' .- ' ' ' The large cities do- cot constitute the real America. To gain correct idea of the coun try one must. go and see thoas hundreds 1 had almost said those thousands' of ourfehr ing little towns which spring up day by day on that bnmense continent a ' -. " 'i ' . It b no use looking In- New York for mon uments in the sense which we attach to the word fat Europe. There are massive build bgs, a few handsome churches, but nothing which arrests your gaze, ' The houses In the best part of tbe city are built of brown stone tn the English style. In tbe populous quar ters many are of red brick, with green shut ten as tbe outside,, :-: i "-',-' .!..' ; The streets are horribly 01 paved. From my windows, which looked on Madison square. tbe carriages appear to rise and fall as If on a troubled sea. Drunkards have bad to drop their habits; they could not reach home from the beer saloons, Three One squares alone break the roouot- iy of all these parallelograms of streeter vaahingtoo square, union square and Madi- ton square. ' 1 , . 4,;,t ' That which strikes the visitor to New York b not the' city Itself, but the feverish activity which reigns there. : , Overhead b a network of telegraph and telephone wires, on the ground a network of tram 'oar rail " It b estimated that there are more than 13,000 miles of telegraphic wires suspended over the beads of the by; about enough to go half round the world. The whistles of the boat that ply between Nov York and Brooklyn on the East river; and between New York and Jersey City on the Hudson, keep up, day and, night (until I tn the morning), a noise which Is Uke the roar of wild beast It b the cry of Matter under tbe yoke of Man. You fancy you are living in a menagerie. In almost every street tram cars cat every few minutes, It la an incessant procession. In Broadway alone there are more than three hundred. Tbe cara, as they are always called In .America, are. magical, like', everything American, Built to carry twenty-four per- eons inside (there are no seats on tbe top), they art made to' hold sixty and more. tn fact, no matter bow full they are, there fa always room for one more. . Tbe conductor never refuses to let yon go on board. You bang on the rail beside the driver or con ductor, if It b not. possible to equeen your self Inside and hold on to the 'leather straps provided for the purpose; yon gasp for breath; It b all you can do to 'get at your pocket to extract the five cents which, you owe to the car company; but the conductor cries, tn his Imperturbable nasal drawl: "More forward, make room." In Third avenue and Sixth avenue, yon find tbe overhead railway called the "Elevated." It ia supported on Iron pillars, and the trains ran ' along on tbe level with the upper win dows of tbe bouso This company carries every day the fabulous number of 000,000 pas sengers, . ... . .. . ) AH the existing means of transit are ac knowledged to be Insufficient, and an under- railwav b talked ot There will soon be travelers underground, on sue gronno,ana fat the air. Poor Hercules, where are you with your "Ne plus Ultraf" You had reckoned without your Yankee, X 1 Tbe streets, ill paved and dirty, are danger ous in winter. , Coachmen do not check their horses ' for foot passengers, but neither do they try to run over them. They strike the middle course between the London coach-, man, who avoids them, and the Parisian one, who alms at them. Tbe populous quarters, such as 'the Chinese quarter, tbe Italian quarter, the Jewish quarter, with their tenement booses, thoas barracks of the poor which I rial ted one day In company with a sanitary engineer, remind one of some of Dante's descriptions! It b descent, or rather aa aaceut, Into hell. I spore tbe reader tbe impressions which that day loft upon me.' Horrible! ' A populace com posed of theoffsoonruigs of all nations, tbe ..TbelfepitoLVei .teet marble, with a superb dome and hmjestio flights of steps, b One of the grandest, most Imposing looking edifices In the world, ' The souvenirs, attached ,to It and the treasure which It contains render it dear to the Ameri cans; It is a monument which recalls to their minds tbe glories of the past, and keeps slight the flame of patriotism,) ; .1! ; . A general, who served through the great civil war, told me be hod seen strong meri, soldiers brought up in remote states, sit down and weep with strong emotion at seeing the Capitol for the first tune., ' .H f, Washington b wholly given over to poli tic When congress fa not sitting, it ia dead; when congress b sitting, it b delirtou Little or no commerce b done. ; Philadelphia, formerly the capital of the United States, Is a city of eight or nine hun dred thousand inhabitants, and Is built, like New York, in parallelogram Its town hall is, next to the Capitol at Washington, the finest edifice in America. ' I do not know anything' to compare to. Its splendid bark, unless It. be the Delude Boulogne In Pari Tbe alleys of this park, if put. together, would cover about sixty miles In length. Seen after New York or the busy western cities, Phila delphia strikes one as slow, even moootooou - except on the Clover club annual banquet evening. , This Quaker city of quiet streets and sober people fa, however, full of all kinds of manu- factorie . ' - ' .: ( i On the shorn of take Michigan there stood a town, built of wood, and peopled by some hundred thousand ' Inhabitant i, Thta was called Chicago. On the evening of Oct 8, 1871, a cow that an old woman was milking In a ban kicked over s lamp and set lire to tbe struotur The Somes spread, and on the morrow of that tor. rible night tbe whole city was level with the ground. The Chicago people of today show, as a curiosity to the visitor, the only wooden house which escaped the name ) At the present time thiadty, the living and gigantic emblem of tbe phoenix, stands re built la hewn Stone, and holding 800,000 in habitant -'v:,:: 1 v ; ; Such b America. ?4 -lot r.r.i fT- In lea than twenty year Omaha, Denver, Kansas City, Minneapolis wfll be so many Chicago Cincinnati, St Louis, Louisville will rival her fat five, Chicago Is, in my eye, the very type of the American city," the most striking example of what Jonathan calls "go-ebeadlsm.'! B n Tbe streets are twice aa wlde'as tbe Parisian boulevard; the bouses of business are eight, ton and twelve stories high. 1 Michigan, ave nue b seven mOee long; tne numbers ot tn. houses run up to 8,000 and something Tbe city bat parks, lovely drive by the lake shore, statues, including a epleodld on of Abraham Lincoln, public buildingB imposing ia their mastlveneas, fine theatre and church, luxu rious dub, hotel inside' which fouV good sued rarisian ones couia aance a quadrille, Michigan aveuuo and' Prairie avenue are extremely handsome. Picture to yourself the avenue of the Bob de Boulogne, prolonged for seven miles In a straight line, and Imagine tbe effect, the beautiful vista, when this fa lit up at night, or when the trees, with which both these grand roads are planted, are in all their fresh spring beauty. In these avenues, Americas, eccentricity has been allowed free play. The bouses are built in aJ Imaginable sty lea of architecture: some of them are Florentine, tome English, others Moorish, others a mixture of all three; other again look Uke Greek temples, whilst here and there you oorne across what looks like a little Oothio church, and Close along side medfaeval eastle in miniature, or Imita tion moeqoea; some hare the look of villas In tbe Pari suburbs, some nay been modeled upon Swiss chalets, other upon the residence of some pasha on tbe borders 01 to. Vos phorua . There are styles for all taste Tbe American may Be eccentric, or what you will, but he fa never monotonous. Enter one of these bouse, and yen arm ace handsome furniture, not only rich, but in good tasta. I waa notastoniabed to Und Chicago society genial, polished and wall read. Riches beget Kng, built Of.whiteJ'i IWoeuwr.ul tne board was" wvsmvu ntvu at Kiuauuu atntM ia uVWWlt At that , arum 1111 ea, and heliotrope. season; lilies were-worth a dollar each, and all through the winter the price of roeee was from a quarter to two dollars apiece, accord ing to kind. The Americans at this feast estimated the star of flowers at six oresved thousand dollar, r ; , - At a dinner party given recently at Dal monico's, I beard that each menu hadacbaid .attached, con'.tb- of pearls and diamonds; and valued at gl,0ua In houses, in- clubs, Tn offices pn cannot help admiring the Ingenious forethought the the wonderful care' with which, the smallesi wants and the slightest conveniences of Hfe' bare been studied; it seems ss if there were' nothing left to dealre. ' It b impossible, however, in rpeaktngoC American interior, to naasover in silence at certain eyesore, which meets your sight ai everyturn,' -I :-.: . .. The most nidlsnensable. It appears, ' the mostcouspicuouaat any rate, piece of furnt 'tare In America b the spittoon. . All rooms' are provided with thla object of prime neces sity;' you find one beside your seat in the trains, under your table In the restaurants'; ' Impossible to . escape the sight of the ugll utensil. In the hotel corridors there b a spit toon standing sentinel -outside every Boor. In public buildings the goofs' are dotted with them, and 11167 form the line- all up the stair. -. ' --" ' ; , . -:.-t . The Americana, used to theae targets from1 the teuderest agev are marveloualy adroit at the us of them; they never miss their aim. ; I.aw some really striking feats of marksman ship; but perhaps the best of an at the Ca" ItoLin Washington. iJ 4 f ..; . I Ths supreme court of Judicature was sit ting As I entered an advocateswaa teanch Ine thunder of aloquenca ' "AH at once he stopped, looked at a spfttoftn which stood two yards off, iimed at It, and Kirrron craaahk ptul right fat the bull's eye; then on he went with his harangue: I looked to seethe' even Judge and the public applaud and cry bravpl ; Not a murmur, the Incident passed1 completely unnoticed. Probably, there waa not a man in the hall who could not ay to .himself: There's hothing'fa that I could drf a much." In-. 1 t -- dirtiest, roughest on can Imagine. , , ; . J tho tost for literature and arts; perhaps one . . . ......... . m,.l 0 , aa '-. . , U . .-u. MfAJ . , Bard by this frightful squalor, Fifth avenue, with its palaces full of the ricbas of the aarth. It fa the eternal story of large rttie 4 Asm London, hundred of eburcbs and taverns (called beer saloons), It fa the ignoble Anglo-Saxon mixture of Bible and beer, of spiritual and spirituous. Hew York b probably tbe most eosmopoli- taoclty lathe world.. To give an. idea of It, I may tell you that there are newspaper published there fat English, French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish, Swedish, Dutch, Hungarian, Chinese and Hebrew, J received one day a circular of a meeting of the "Knights of Labor." It was printed fat stx different language Nothing b more diverting than to bear th dwalkraot each great American town criti cise tbe dweller in th other AH societies, each almost in it Infancy as yst, are Jealous one of another. At Boston, for instance, you will be told that tbe Chicago people are aO pig stickers and pork packer In Chicago, yoe wiii bear that rioaton faeom- poaed of nothing but prig and "petlsnae ridicule" The English spoken m Boston b purer than any to be heard elsewhere t th north. The voices sr bs harsh and nssal, tbe ngnsg to be "fun t, vurry Amurracan. If you think yourself fat England a you walk along to stiest, tbe fHoetoa becomes com- you bear the wall bred people Ail the aneodots told fat America on the object of Boston are satires upon the pre- amxfptnoosebevaetsr of to Boston Ian, who considers Boston the center of the enl vera Bare b on out of the many nnadrad I have beard. . A Boston maa has lost his wife, Assoc a tslepbonie cwmmnnk-erlon b ustaNlshod bet wan that eity aad Paradisa, be rings aad cries: .- "Hellol" " ' HeUol" from the ofber end. I that yon, Artsmfaiar ' "Yea, dear." Well, my love, and bow do yos Ilk it p tberep -Oh, -H fa very nice, of eoursa but tt bnl Boston." Washlngtoa it the sol American city which has monuments that can strike the European with admiraUoa for their beauty. The Cap itol, th government builJin js, the maseacw, built tn tbe midst .of haadaoaie gardens, all the eye of tbe vWu. day tt will beget the tact for simplicity., . i You And bars still more warmth and much lost constraint than fat the east 'You feel that yon bar quit th Nairn of New Eng land Puritanism. No frigidity here; people grrs free play to their sentiment If 1 had to came tbe most sympathstio of my Ameri can aodiencea, the wannest and promptest to sola the significance ot a look or gesture, I should name the one which I bad tbe boner of addressing In Chicago. At 7 fat th morning every man b astir and at work, whether be be millionaire or poor clerk. Only the idle are outside th pale of r poctabillty in Chicago. I do not think it fa possible for a European to Imagine tbe activity which reign , fat Chicago without seeing it , , cl ! "You willeooo be Inventing," I said to a resident'" machine that will tab a Uve rabbit at on sod and turn out a chimney pot bat at the other," si, - , CHAPTER IX ' , A word about AmWiraH aristoCTocy to be gin with.-?; him ytf ,-:y.-. I ; . What, American artetpcracyf ; ,. . I ' Ye eertainlv. . 1 j I assure you that there exists fat America? social sanctuaries into wflfeb It b tnoredlffl cult to penetrate than into the most exclusive mansions of the Faubourg Bamt-Oermaln or of Mayfalr and Belgravia, ,t I ' There ore fat Philadelphia; fat Beacon street, - Boston; tn- vrasnmgtou; square marts sue, New York; hi Virginia; in Canal street ftlght side). New Orleans, Americans who look upon? common mortal with, much more pity and contempt than tho Uontmorcucys of France- ortb Howards of Engiand,,-4 ,F ,..,.' : The Americana, .not baring any king to givs them titles of nobility, hav created an . aristocracy for tbemsalve Tbbarbtoeracy' boast a yt no duks, marqnisea, earls, or' barons, but the blue blood is there, it appears1 Dutch blood a a nil and that b sufficient When European nobleman arrive faith' States, tbe American aristocracy leave cards' upon him at th hotel where he ba alighted! ' He may perhapa be personally knows to none; but all nobilities are kindred everywhere, it ban act of international courtesy, as it war- The European nobleman, who.' often goes to1 America for a dowered wife, la much obliged? to them, and returns all the visits paid hlmr 1 A New york lady, who b quite aa author Ity upon such matters, told me on day that -society In . New York was compond of only , four hundred persona. Outside this company of elect, all rhfllsrine. . , Money or celebrity may allow yon to sntar Into tbi charmed elrde, but you win never' belong to It You wfll be In it, but not of it The bdy m question entered also Into vary : minute details on tbe subject of what she called the difference between "societr oeonle" nd "people fat society;" but, In spile of aO' her explanations, I eoofoas I did not tots tbe delicate nuance she tried to convey. All r Clearly understood was' that the aristocracy' of birth exists fat' America, not only fat' ths brains' of those who form part of It, but also b" the eyes oTtbeircompatriota,C , . The desire to kstabiish an aristocrarv of some sort was bound to, haunt th breast of we junencans; u was to oniy toing tost- their dollars Boomed eatable to procure them. ) Th second aristocracy fa th aristocracy of , money, plutocracy. To belong to this it to not sufficient to be a millionaire you must, am told, belong to a third generation of mill" tonairest Of such are tbe Asters, tbe Van dorbilt and company. .Three quarters of "nobility" aro U5 necessary key of this little' - World. Tbe Orat generation nakee the milk Ion, th second generation b parveeue, th third b arrives. - Ia the eye of the people' . to have from thirty'or forty to fifty tbooaanof dollars a year b to be In decent poverty. To bar two or three hundred thousand doDarn year b to be In easy circumstance , TbethlidsrbtocracTb th aristocrat v of , alreadr," be replied. And next morning be took me to see the famous pig killing end park packing premises of Philip Armour St Co. Picture to yourself a eerie of room con necting. Is the first QfiOO pigs a day are killed; bl the second, they are so-sped they com oqt of a caldron of boiling water; to th third, the beads are cut off; and ao on. and sooau The proceas fa somewhat alcksnlng, and 1 will not aoter hitoany aaor detail At tbe end of tbe establishment the poor pigs are presented to you under the form of bacon. sausage, gelatine, eta Tbe various prnsia take place with all th rapidity of conjuring. ' CHAPTER; TOT, ' ' - . American bosses are furnished very htxuri-1 coaly, and for the most part with sxquMt to. Hare yon see tbe Influence of woman ia the smallest details of Ufa; fedeud, at very step yo take, you as that woman has pseud that way. Ths luxury displayed at reception, dinners sod dances 1 r; same Europeaa Imagination. At a ball gives in New York la the month of February, IS-3, tbe walls were covered with rosea, which did not cost km t-ui 1 10,00a Wbeo oo eonsidon Uat the si: pi -r. and everything else, was 00 tbe same araia, tt becomes doubtful wtietoer surb luxury fa to be admired. I was preset) t one ereri!- ; ct a dinner given in tbe large dinbg had at Delmocico'e restaurant, La 5ew York. We were e!k!.ty-fea e-jet tt aa kamvnse third aristocracy is incocteatably tho first, if you win truss the Hibamlanlwm 1 do not think that on could find an where, or even imagine, a society more re fined, more affable, more hospitable, Boare witty or sears brilliant I should like Jusf here to Indulge In a string of adject! vet after tbe fashion of Mme, de Sevigse.. On of tbe eorawqueooes of tbe poslttoa whlcfa -woman taxes fat the United Bute b, that ia good AntsriceaWrawiug rosmscoa. versatioofa sever duTi ' 'If 1 were onsen," errlalined lljna Ite eamier one day, "1 woull eoramand Umei deStael to Ulk to roe aJ d.-y kx.g." One would Uk to be able to give the same ortW to plenty of Amaricaa women. Ia their con, pany eooversatioa never flkgs and alirayi re mains wltl.lo the dotnnli of rawie. they gild b'ght'y from one r.'. ; t toa'v:, a tracting mmnUn'z t "i from pa-w from th aeriou to I . h iy, even to tbe friro- lous without be.xxi.ii-g eommo.nj.Ura, soar" run to lofty be', Vta, but do ntJtdiKi a Ur eoene down to grm p f jr a nUiiiiie at twn; a3 tUs wi;.'iut s f-vi of arAHaiionk but with eci-arm of a.-. .s.c&.ia t.' fc fad, hlfu'.'f aiiini;;g. (Continue i nrxt !.) iluh's f'-ni t i ( Cur is i! 1 i y w tn r' cures Ccuf nujj'lioa. fiulj a diuslorr. rani 1 1 ' .. -: ii