XtAM ANCE VOL.. XV. GRAHAM, N. C, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1889.. NO. 39. , PROFESSIONAL CARD8. J AS. E. BOYD, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Oreemboro, N. C. . '".'''- Will be at Ornham on Monday of each week t attead to professional business. Sep 10 jr. I. ItERNODLE. ATTORNEY AT LAW Practices lo tbe btate and Federal-Court wl!l faithfully sod promptly attend to all tm sessutrasted to him . , , DR. G: W. WUITSEfT, i ,., Burgeon Dentist,- " " " ' GREENSBORO, - '- ' N. C. Will also visit Alamance. ' Calls in the country attended, t Address me at Greensboro. dec 8 tf JACOB A. LONG, ; ATTORNEY AT LAW, ' GRAB AM, 1 - ' - N. C, ' Mavl7.8SV - - j ADVERTISEMENTS. . u IF 10 1 WANT mm COME AND SEE US We keep constantly on band a full Stock of fresh, new goods nud are now selling strictly for . CASH OR BARTER, And can give you more goods for one hundred cents than any bouse that ' i Bells on time. We have no second-hand auction goods but all Nice and Clean. IF YOU WISH TO SAVE MONEY ' CALL ON US WHEN YOU GO 'TO BUY YOUR GOODS. P. K. Harden & Son. : li ' 1 THE FISHER. SUFFOLK . . . Collegiate . Institute-. , CHARTERED 1872. Preparatory, Practical or T1niKing in ' CTaari-s, Mat hematic. Science and the Fine Art. V.2.ZSZSB2U&.L. It, Principal' Term reasonable, 00th aexe admitted la diMinct deparUueuU. Tba next mhUm. open Monday, Sent. 17th. 18. Write to the principal for catalogue at SaSolk. Va. loir. IV. tf. Durham f.hrbls. Works, TiTiitaker & Hulin, Owners (D-reor. to R. I. Rueera. Dnrlidrn, S. C. CF"V, J. W. C.U-. at Borllnrum. r abow you lesigiw and give jom price. Way at U0ITEYITO 10 A17. yiri Mortpif e on Imi rfrvjd farm. rp!y HI ywvn to J. A. Luii. Atty. bc4 16 t The water rushed, the water sighed, A fisher sot thereby. And watched his angle on the tld . With thoughtful, patient eye. . And aa be site and aa he wait The flood' broad bosom parts. And thence her garb in damp bung plait The river spirit Mart. She aang to him, she spoke to him! " "Wbatl wouldst thou so Uiude With human skill and cunning grim My harmless finny brood f Ahl oouMst thouseehowwellltls Wlth them so cool below, Down wouldat thou oorae to share their bliss And Joy's real meaning know. , , "The sun and moon both end their race Within the sea'a calm deeps; And how In time with fairer face, . Each from Its cavern leaps. . ' Draws not thy heart the glassy stream . It clear blue mirrored sky And wouldat thou not here like to dream While worlds and ages die!" The water rushed, the water sigted, The waves his feet caressed . De feels as though a new won bride Lay on his longing breast. She sang to himrsae spoke to him, , , His form passed from the shore, ; JK . Be sank beneath the river grim, And eame to lite 00 more. , r. Be never had a chance to ten , Of that eventful day; ' - ' Of all the mighty flab he caugh . . Of those that got away.- Out, if such were each fisher's fate, -How much of fancy's range Hankind would lose in wondrous tales 1 Both picturesque and strange. From tha German of Goethe. :iIER LAST 'CARPET. TUa Ii no BfrfyA trCm til A X UU V1VHUVW M"V, wmvww- June apple tree to the mulberry tree, ana on to. me great, oxiieuri vuvrry tree in Mrs. Gideon Huff's back yard, had for several days flaunted stfips of bright green, orange yellow and dark crimson cotton, newly dyed, y, - UJt 1UVIIUHJ wwv. V 1 I yards of pale Hue, and on Tuesday a strip of bright red. When Mrs. Huff bung the last strip on tne line, sne stepped back with her bare, round, red arms akimbo nodded her pink,, sunbonncted head to and fro in an ap proving; manner, and said : .- : t : "Well. I've had rood luck with ev'ry single piece. If I'd make the aniline aye a leeuu unw wu-snr, u mebbe looked better along with the green an' yeller in the twisted stripe I callate on having, but it'll look mighty purty as' 'tis. I must git .my logwood an' copperas ready for the rest of my rags, an' git 'em all ready for the rag sewin' Friday, for they've got to go to the' Weavera-Sattaday. i 1; a h Mrs.'Huff;? nag. carpets had taken the first premium' at the c'ou"nty fair every autumn for three years, and she was laying her plans again this year to capture the blue ribbon and the five dollar prize. She had a way of getr ting up "twisted stripes" and coloring and warping the chain that no one could imitate. Her neighbors often said that they would rather have one of Harriet Huff's striped rag carpets than a two ply iugrain. She made a great point of having her rags cut very fine, and sometimes lay awake at night planning something new in the way of "hit and-miss filliu'." "She cute up our duds fer carpet rags 'fore we've half wore 'em out," said Mr. Gideon Hulf, a little irritably. "When a woman gits to- makin' rag carpets a man's red flannins ain't safe a minute unless iie pute 'em in the bank in his own name, an' my blue overalls gin'rally go into a ball of carpet rags 'fore I've wore 'em a dozen times." The carpet Mrs. Huff was now mak ing was to eclipse all of her former efforts. She had actually dreamed of something new in twisted stripes, and had risen in the middle of the night to make fast and safe the dream-sent idea by winding the colors in the right order around a strip of pasteboard. Then she went back to bed, saying to herself: "Now, if I could only dream of something new in fillin'l' -- But such a dreain did not come, although she was a great dreamer, and stoutly maintained that she often "dreamed out things," and that her dreams came true. 13eing thus a firm believer in dream, she occasionally evin invited dreams by overloading her stomach at night. "If I et an ordinary light supper," she said, "I don't dream much : but if I eat pickles and cheese and cake, and a' lot of stuff of that kind, I dream a sight," whicn was no doubt true. - She "made a rag sewin' " that week to finish up her bit-and-uiiss rags, but the rags forthat wonderful stripe were all to be sewed with ber own bands. Eight or ten of her neighbors came to the "rag sewin'." Each of them bronghther needle and thimble, and sewed carpet rags and laughed and gossiped in the most agreeable way all the afternoon, and in the evening their husbands came to supper. Not even to these ladies did Mrs. Huff disclose the pattern of her "dreamed out" stripe, although she in formed them that they could confi dently expect to see such a rag carpet as they'd never before seen, when the fair opened two weeks later. Her household duties occupied ber time more than usual at that season of the year, so that she could sew only at night, and each night she sat up until very late sewing on the green and crimson and yellow and bine and black and white rags for the stripe in ber carpet It was after midnight on Friday when the last ball was sewed and wound and weighed and ready to go to the weaver's ou the morrow. "The stripe can't be improved on I Jest know, ''said Mrs. Huff, as she put the rags away in stoutgrain bags, and tied them ap. "But I can't decide just how to hive the colors in the chain warpfd. or whether to havo the L'gbt and dark rags all mixed up or ep rato in the hit an' miss part I do -wonder if I can't dream it out to night! I'm all tired ouWand I dreatu btt when I'm that way. Mebbe if I eat a big piece of gooseberry pie and Siece of cheese 'fore I go to bed, 1 11 ream something uncommon. "1 read the other day of a great poet who wrote half a poem, and couldn't fiiiiih it to suit him, and he went to tci and dj tamed &e other half aU out as plain as day, and got up in his nightgown and finished up, fin sure if a person could dream out a fine poem, I'd ought to be able to dream out a common rag carpet pattern." Thus-reasoning to herself, Mrs. Huff ate her pie and cheese and went to bed. and, being very tired, soon dropped asleep. .. - - She was sleeping heavily when her husband called her in the morning. Her first words when she arose were: "Well, it didn't do any good. I didn't dream anything about that car pet, although I did dream of forty other things. I jnust hurry up my work, and , nave Gideon take me and the rags over to the Widow Watts', and see myself that she understands just how that carpet's got to be wove." But when, two hours later, she went . into her little sewing room to get her rags and chain, they were not vo do found.' "Gideon," she called to her husband, who was putting the horses to the light, wagon in tne barnyard, "have you carried them rags out to the wagon?" "No," called back Mr. Huff; "I ain't seen your old rags. I'll he glad when 1 have seen the last of 'em. and you've done a-settin' up o' nights a-puddlin' over 'em. and underminin' your con-J stitution and your health." "Well, they ain't here," said Mrs. Huff, "and I left them here last night, all ready to be carried out Hanner, 've you seen them ragsf" ! "No," replied. Hannah, the hired girl, "I ain't Been a solitary thing of W" "That's queer," said Mrs. Huff, irri tably. "They never tuk legs and walked off of their own accord. Sam, I don't s'pose you've seen anything of my ragsi" ' Sam, the farm hand, happened to pass the open window at that moment. " "Your rags. Mis' Huff f What rags?" "Why, my carpet rags." "Didn't know you had any," r& plied Sam, briofly, as he went uncon cernedly on his way. ' - i: ' 'Then began an active search for the rags. Mr. Huff was called in, and so singular was the disappearance of such bulkv articles that he . joined in , the search with considerable interest "It's the queerest thing!" said Mrs. Huff, for the fifteenth time, as she looked into places in which the bags of rags could not possibly be. "It's my opinion," she said at last, "that some body has stolen those rags. They must have done it! They never got away alone; any one with common sense knows that." No trace of a thief could be found. Jut one could easily have come and gone without the family knowing it, as the doors and windows were seldom fastened. In fact some of them had been left wide open the night before to admit the cool air at the close of a hot day. , . After an hour of unavailing search Mrs. Huff dropped, wearily into a chair and said, in a choking voice, "Well, they're gone, and gone for good, and so's my chance of getting the prize at the fair next week. Some body must have stole 'em. I reckon now that Cafisty Horn will get the premium with her carpot." "Well, well, what if she does?" said Mr. Huff, consolingly. "You've had it thrco years hand runnin', and you'd ought to give somebody else a chance anyhow. , "Tliey'all have jtrstasgood a chance as I've had," replied Mrs. Huff. "And the premium aiu't nothing at all com pared to the loss of that carpet that I had callatcd sure on putting down in the settiu' room this fall." Tlio rags were not found in the days that intervened before the fair, and Mrs. Calisty Horn's carpet did get the first premium. "And such a looking carpet as it was," said Mrs. Huff, somewhat spite fully. "Tho rags was half an inch wide, and she'd got too much copperas in her coloring,' and the stripe was nothing to compare to What mine would have been." Her loss and defeat weighed heavily on Mrs. Huff, and she lay awake a longtime thinking The whole matter over after she had gone to bed, when she came home from the fair. Sometime after midnight Mr. Huff awoke to find himWf alone in bed. and as he opened his eyes be fancied he saw some one pass the door lead ing into the hail. "Harriet," he cried, "is that youf" There was no reply. 'I wonder, he saiti, "ir tnat woman bag Tuli of carpet rag baHa leaning against a post or the loom. Drawing forth a ball of tho "hit an' miss" rags she slowly began winding it on the shuttle, which she then paesed to and fro through an imaginary warp. The reed and batten bars were gone, but Mrs. Huff went slowly through the motions of using them. : The amazed Mr. Huff at once no ticed that her eyes were closed, and his belief that she had become a "stark, staring, ; crazy loonytio " changed into the more agreeable thought that she was simply sound asleep. His eyes rested on the miss ing carpet rags, and he mentally ejac ulated: .' " ; ' "Brought 'em up here herself in her sleep two weeks ago,' by Jinks 1 What's goin' to become of her if she goes to makin' carpets both when she's asleep and awake f Her intelleckshel reason will give way. That's what'll happen to hert No born woman could stand it, and it'll be mighty hard on all of us. She shan't make nary nother carpet I I'll buy body bristles for ev'ry room in the house first I Harriet Diany Huff, wake1 up and git to bed where you b'longl" Mi's. Huff did not waken, and Mr. Huff hesitated before speaking again: "They say." he said to himself, "that it aiu't safe to wake us sleep walkers or somnambulances suddenly.' Mebbe she'd have a fit if I woke her, though she don't come of a fitty fam'ly. I'll just seo what she does." . A moment later Mrs. Huff slowly left the loom, and with eyes closed, shut the attio door behind her, walked down stairs and returned quietly to her bed. "It beats all," said Mr. Huff, as he quietly laid down beside her, '-but she shan't meddle with carpet rags nc more, she shan't I" In the morning she said while dress ing, "I dreamed 'bout weaving me a carpet at my old loom last night I've had sev'ral such dreams lately." . "Hev?'" queried Mr. Huff, dryly. "That reminds me that I want to show you something in the old loom room. Come right up I" "Wait till after breakfast." "No, I've got more time now." 1 "There you air, Harriet Huff," said Mr. Huff, dramatically, as he threw open the attio door and waved his hands toward the bag of rags. . "Gideon Huff I" she said, as she sank down on an old hair covered trunk, with her hands upraised. "I'd say 'Gideon Huff' if I was you," he replied; thcu he went on solemnly, occasionally shaking his finger toward her. "Harriot Diany Huff, I ain't got much to say to you, but what I do say is solemn and pertickler, and I mean it "You've made your lost rag carpet I -Your intelleckshel reason is givin way under the straiu of it, to say nolhin' of our duds bein' cut up 'fore they're half woro out, and you in a stiddy pickle and stew over your col orin' and twisted stripes. You drug them rags up here in your sleep, and las' night I ketched you up here goin' through weavin' motions in' your sleep. Your modal brain powers is becoming exhausted over carpet rags, and you've got to give 'em up for good and all, premiums or no premiums." So Mrs. Huff, greatly shocked when fold of her performances, did give up all rag carpet making, although the beautiful twisted stripe of her visions and dreams became a reality as soon as the rags could bo carried to the Widow Watts. . Dream provoking food at midnight was also wisely given up in obedience to Mr. Huff's demand that his wife should do nothing to impair her "in telleckshel reason." This is a true story, and the reader can draw tho moral from it -J. L. Harbour in Youth's Companion. has got up 111 the derul oi.ntgnt to De gin ou another carpet She shan't do ill Harriet what are you doing! Y011 stek?" Still Harriet did not answer. Mr. Huff arose, wrapped a quilt around him, Ugh ted a candle and started out to investigate. As he stepped into the hall he heard a noise as of som one moving around in am unused attic room above him, a room that had not' been entered for weeks, and which was now filled with all the odds and ends of things that will collect in a bouse as the years go on, and- which a great many people aave, under the impres sion, usually a delusion, that they will sometime "come handy." Among the useless rubbish stowed way in Farmer Huff's attio was the frame of an old tarpet loom on which Mrs. Huff had woven many a carpet in her youngor days: but years had passed since the loom had been in nse. The moonlight streaming in through a window showed Mr. liuff that the attic door was open, bat there was no othr light in the room. 'Harriet Huff 1" be called, "what in creation air you doing up there at this time o' night? Hunting some more tormented old ragst Come right bock to bed I YouH get your death tf cold roemin round at night f Sho took no notice of bis querulous remarks, but he beard no more sounds in the attic. But he was too much troubled to let the matter rmt as it WUi md accordingly mounted the stairs and entered the attio room. There he saw something that caused him to open both eyes aild mouth with amazement . At the old loom sat Mrs, Huff in her night elothes. In one hand she held an old wooden huttle, while with the oUjCT she fwaibltd around in a grain A Bollever In the Divining; Rod. We have this week received a seri ous application from a man of mature years,' and apparently sane on other points,' for tlys address of a maker of divining rods, or of the possessor of ono, or, failing these, for a description of the method of manufacture. He gravely informs us that his brother possesses one, out win not let mm have tho use of it, wishing or him self tho job in prospect namely, bunt ing for gold in Canada. We are also informed that if tho body of miueral be larce it will affect the rod from a trreat distance: that the operation is fatiETiinc. br .reason of the sensation i communicated to thoarm when thera is much mineral about; and finally, that the rod will not work in every one's bunds. The last proposition, be in a the one solitary statement in which ,' the innumerable authorities on the : subiect acrce. may bo safely believed to contain at least a partial truth. Jungineenng ana Alining journal. aasoa In Pronnnclailoa. The correct sound of tho vowel u is amone the niceties of Encrlwh pronun ciatiou, but after all it is not half so important as politeness, a fact wnicn a certain small boy seems to have for gotten. "Mr. Feather!y,,, said Bobby, at the dinner table, "how do you pronounce d-of" "Do, Bobby," replied Mr. Fjthcrly, indulgently. "now do you pronounce d-e-wl "Du-u-ewB and Mr. Fcatherlv put 1 on a genteel air for the benefit of Bob : by's older sister. "Well, then, how would you pro nounce the second day of the week J" Tewsday, I thinkv "You're wrong." - "Wrongl How would you pro nounce it, Bobby!" "Monday." New York Time. far KMekiag Ixrwa Tnmmtimmm. During the occupation of Taris by the allien, Wellington cave an order that no Engliah ouicer should give a challenge to, br accept ono from, a French officer. A French marshal, shortly after this order, shoved an EnglUh colonel from the pavement into the street The EuglUhman knocked him down. 'When the mare chal made a firmal complaint the duke sent a written reprimand to the colonel, and in it tnclosed an iuviia- tiuii to dinner. S&turduy Ilcview. A GYPSY WEDDING. Tha Simple .Ceremony by Which nZlgenner COuple Are Made Han and wire. One day a troupe of gypsies halted in front of the Bohemian Mill, a snug looking mill, situated in the Viennese suburb of Nuszdorf, An old man with . a Bowing white beard got down from one of the carts belonging to the com pany and inquired of thenost whether a gypsy wrdding could take place there, adding that they would pay well. At tho same time he exhibited a paper establishing , his identity as Butura Bimi. captain of a gypsy tribe mustering forty souls. The party were invited to take up their quarters in the garden attached to the prem ises. Presently the hostess ventured to inquire in which church the cere mony would take place. "Thy gar den will be our church," replied one of the band, "and our captain is our priest" In a short time the gypsies got comfortably settled, and the men with little trouble erected seven tents, two of them being pitched a short distance from the five others. Tn iheKA twn tnnta the bride and bridegroom resided prior to their wed ding, xne nve omcrs accommouaieu the remainder of the party, which consisted, in all, of twelve men. fif teen women and thirteen children. The first eveningwas spent in carous ing at the inn. The next morning the men surrounded the bridegroom's tent and drank his health with brandy. The women assembled at the bride's quarters and nto sweetmeats with her. On a signal given by the captain the whole party withdrew to their tents. " At midday they turned out again in holiday attire for the marriage cere mony. Capt. Siml wore a dark green dolman thrown over his shoulders and a red waistcoat with large silver but ton He advanced slowly toward the tents. Two young men fetched the bridegroom, while, the' bride was as sisted by two old women. Two fiddles and two bassoons struck upaZigcuher melody, sung in chorus by all present Thehrideand bridegroom were then led before the captain. Yemra, the bride, is a handsome girl of 17, with eyes and hair as black as jet -She wore a red gown with white trim ming and patent leather laced boots. KatSu Gycfan, the bridegroom, is a well built youth of one-and-twenty, with a pleasant face, a black mustache and bushy hair. A yellow scarf was handed by an old man to the captain, who bound it lightly round tho wrists of the happy pair, saying, as he did so, "Man ana wife must do bound to gether." He then took an earthenware jar and poured tho contents a small quantity of wine over their heads, reciting words to this effect: "Some times wino is sour; so is life. Some times wino is sweet; so is life. The existence of -Zigeuners is a mixture of sour and sweet" He then toolaoff tho yellow scarf and said: "Ye ore now a true Zigeuner couple." This brought tho ceremony to a close. The young people were congratulated by their companions, and afterward, they all adjourned to the publio room of tho Bohemian Mill, where feasting and merrymaking occupied the rest of the day. The company left three days later, the newly married couple travel ing in a commodious new cart, a wed ding present from Capt Simi. Vienna Cor. London Telegraph, afeduvTal Belief in Miracles. It is not easy for a modern Protest ant, still less for any one who has the least tincture of scientific culture, whether physical or historical, to pic ture to himself tho state of mind of a man of tho Ninth century, however cultivated, enlightened and sincere he may have becu. His deepest convic tions, his most cherished hopes, were bound up in the belief of the miracu lous. Life was a constant battle be tween saints and demons for the pos session of the souls of men. The most superstitious among our modern coun trymen turn to supernatural agencies only when natural causes seem in sufficient; to Eginhard and bis friends the supernatural was the rule, and the sufficiency of natural causes was al lowed only when there was nothing to suggest others. , Moreover, it must be recollected that the possession of miracle work ing relics was greatly coveted, not only on Idgh but on very low grounds. To a man like Eginhard, the mere satisfaction of a religious sentiment was obviously a powerful attraction. But more than this, the possession of such a treasure was an immense prac tical advantage. If the saints -were duly flattered and worshiped, there was no telling what benefits might re sult from their interposition in your behalf. For physical evils, access to the shrine was' like the grant of the use of a universal pill and - ointment manufactory: and pilgrimages there to might suffice to cleanse the per formers from any amouut of sin. Professor T. IL Huxley in Popular .Science Monthly. 1 tralaveky I Kill ak Bobla. There is a widely spread belief among schoolboys in many parts of the country that it is unlucky to kill a robin, and it is generally supposed that a broken limb would be the prob able punishment for so doing. Even the nest of this bird is comparatively safe, though why it should be thus fa vored is not quite clear, unless, as has been suggested by some writers, it owes it popularity to the story of the "Babes in the Wood," which ballad perhaps may also have given rise to the popular notion that the robin will cover w'iih leaves or moss any dead person whom it may chance to find. There certainly, however, seems to be o sulMtantLtl mtsou why he should be more favored rtian the other mem bers of tho feathered tribe, for, after all, he is a wry pugnacious and hn ' pudent little fellow ; but perhaps thee are the qualities which hare brought bim into notice and made LLu r-'i'U lar. Chambers Journal. ... Fond Mamma What are you draw tug on your slute, pel! litllo Nell I Wb tryin' to draw my dolly; but I lies I'll' kill itaUolhe) pin. New York Weekly. - . , ITJUutbert'a Method. ' As for tile, the more I feel the diffi culties of good writing, the more my boldness grows. It is this preserves mo from the pedantry into which I should otherwise fall. -1 have plans for books the composition of which would occupy the rest of my lif and if there happen to me, sometimes, cruel moments, which well nigh make me weep with anger (so great do I feel my weakness to be), there are others also when I can scarce contain myself for oy; something from the depths within me, for which voluptu ous is no work, overflows for me in sudden leaps. I feel transported,' al most inebriate, with my own thoughts, as if there came to me, at some- win dow witliin, a puff of warm perfumes. I shall never go very fur and know how much I lack; but the task I un dertake will surely be executed by an other, I shall have put on the road some one better endowed, better born for the purpose, than myself.. The determination to give to prose the rhy mth of verse, lea vi ng it Still veritable prose; to write the story of common fife as history or the epio gets written (that is to say, without detriment to the natural truth of the subject), is perhaps impossible. , I ask myself the question sometimes. Yet it is perhaps a considerable, an original thing to have tried. I shall have had my per manent value for my obstinacy. And who knows? Ono day I may find a good motif, an air entirely within tho compass of my voice; and at any rate I shall havo passed my .life not ig nobly, often with delight Yet still it is saddening to think how many great men arrive easily at the desired effect by means beyond the limit of con scious art What could be worse built than many things in Rabelais, Cervan tes, Moliere, Hugo? But then, what sudden thrusts of power I What power in a single worul Cor; Gus tavo Flaubert . , ! .. , ' ; Wholesome Food.- '") Those who aro spending ihier 'pow ers in providing entertainment for the young imagination, whether through any irresistible inclination to write, or through ueed of . the money thus brousriit in, have a tremendous respon sibility, which many of them do not seem in' any way to recognize. If it is in tho first case that they are prompted to write, they should be very sure that they have something to say worth saying, and hi no wise detri mental to the young spirit in its for mative process ; and in the latter they should uo doubly watchful of their pens, the temptation of profit and their own need coming in as powerful allies of, possible evil, or blinding them to the presence of such evil, i Not only . should that which they provide for the young be free from wrong, or tno suggestions 01 it, or from anything thaf might, poradven- ' ture, develop into wrong, but it should be aggressively in the other direction. i not only innocent but useful, sound 1 and strong and true and healthy. By demanding the true we do not mean toexclude fancy and imagination, but that even with their employment the tone should ring true, and that all false sentiment should be frowned at , as much as false fact, by which is in tended statement of fact not true to t nnti.nn - AVliilA fliA mnrlrnf.mnn And the provision dealer are feeding the body, the writer is doing much toward feeding the soul; and a good deal of the worthlessness of an impoverished spiritual nature, an imbecile, poorly stimulated, poorly equipped intellect, may ue laiuat tne uoor 01 wuumw 1 ever it is who furnishes intellectual pabulum of poor quality. Harper's uozar. ' ' -' ' .- , " Air in Water. ' ; : " Tho phenomenon of air in water, and the fact that in compressing water the air is not forced out has long been an interesting subject of scientific study, the simple explanation being that water, as well as many other liquids, has the property of absorbing various gaseous substances without thereby increasing in volume, and far from reducing the capacity of the liquid to absorb a certain gas; the ap plication of pressure increases it the law being substantially that the amount of gas absorbed increases di rectly as the pressure increases, and eontrawise. Thus, if water at ordi nary atmospherio pressure will absorb one-fourth nl its volume of air, at two atmospheres it will absorb another one-fourth, at three atmospheres still another fourth, and so on. The capacity of water thus to hold large volumes of gaseous substances under pressure is well shown in the fa miliar example of carbonated waters. These are bottled under considerable pressure, the gas itself furnishing the pressure, in order that they shall be come charged with a groat quantity of the gas, which, being liberated as the pressure is removed by drawing the cork, gives rise to the well known effervescence. In absorbing or dis charging the gas. however, there is no change in the volume of the liquid. New York Telegram. EffMt of Tofeaeoa en Hoy. An experimental observation 01 thirty-eight boys of all classes of so ciety and of average health, who have been using tobacco for periods rang ing from two months to two years, has recently been recorded by Science, Twenty-seven showed injury to. the constitution and insufficient growth ; thirty-two showed the existence or ir regularities in the heart's action, dis ordered stomach, cough and a craving for alcohol ; thirteen had intermitteu cv of the Dulse, and one had consump tion. After they had abandoned the nse of tobacco, within 'six months' time one-half were free from ail their former symptoms, and the remainder had recovered by tho cim! u( lue year. Boston UorajX At the installation of the Marquess Camden as chancellor of Cambridk-e, the duke received the honorary de gree of D.UL Immediately after ward, at a garden rart7 at Sidney Gretton, who approached the gale just n f 1, a -Itilsr. lisxa il l.f. crmf-A mve his name to the porter as "Dr. Wei linglon.'-F. E Greuon. LAUGHING AND - CRYING. 1 l and: -1 Bow These Outward Sign of Joy Sorrow Affect Human Mature. j) "I , suppose the most prominent cause of ; laughter," says Dr. William A. Hammond, "is a sudden . revoJ lution -of . the emotions that '.is, , . change from one emotion to another especially wnen, ine changes are 01 -pleasant character. Thus, for instance,! t . when- we have-beerr- reading some thing rather calculated to excite grief 1 and we come to something of a rioicu- lous character our tendency -is to'' - -laugh, while if we had the, ridiculOu all .through we probably would not laugh at all. Then- we laugh at at-, tempted wit rather, than at true wity ( True wit excites pleasure, but does not ' produce laughter, as does buffoonery! -. We laugh at the anticsof aclown, but , . not at the sayings of .Moliere." . f . , , ''What is the immediate cause of. -laughter?" '-v.t' J"'V.: .-.' ": "It is tie reflex , action .excited by?,. . . the causes I have ' mentioned acting through the brain ' and nervous sys- ' ' tem upon f. the .'' respiratory muscle throwing them into spasmodic action.' Laughter is a spasm of the respiratory ' muscles, accompanied "by a relaxtion of the muscles of tho face jand some-' times by the shedding of tears." : ': "Atwhafcago do people laugh tha most?--; '',, 4-'-'V f-r f " "I thiuk'it irnoC'orten tbecase that'f adult men laugh.'-' Theyfmile buf -laughing is in greater part confined ta( i women and children. k mere child .? lauc-hs readilv. and an 'elderly 'person .' who has long "passed -the middle of life ia verv ant to latiffh1 at slicbt' causes. This, however, ia dangerous) ' for them to do, as they may bring on," " apoplexy ' or drop ' dead from some ' heart disease if they indulge too inw ? moderately: have' known several instances of death being broughton ir" & this way by old people.' Then persons-1 v of enfeebled faculties will laugh at " i certain things which 'would not- ex- ) cite risibility with an adalt of well or- i dered mindV; A very curious cireurn- stance connected with laughter is that - i. especially with' children, and some-"--it times with women and frequently' with old people, the visible expression--, of the emotion does not correspond' with their real-- feeling.' v They laugh w hen surprised. . ' 1 had a patient once. - who- laughed whenever he saw-' s funeral, lie meant to cry rather than' f to laugh. Ther was ' another - who t laughed immoderately whenever he road the obituary columns of a news-' paperV ' He saW he'did to because he- felt so sorry; ! He woufd 'laugh from. . five to ten mintites at a'timo before he ; i could control himself." ; ii.rW ; "Do not ignorant people laugh more ' than the educated!"' K.te' ! '" , "Yes; that is becauso they have not' 1 been so aocuntomed -fe control their o emotions as are people of refined life. But tho reasons for laughter are most- - intricate. I have a patient who laughs -over a solemn French book he is readi ing. -' He laugbtf.ovef it in a most ex vi citable manner, and what he laughs -1 at I cannot imagine. .y: i ,., ."What are the facta in ! regard to h 'weeping!"'' -i' ; ''". .'' - . "Weeping, the shedding of tears, is" -r rarely indulged iu by adult men of good minds for causes of real sorrow. ild persons, women and children,'! j weep; men of well ordered minds do not Man does' not -weep as a rule . under pain; ;hs may groans but he" does not shed tears.-thcHig'ehildreni j and women will do so often on slight ., occasions. V ' ". '; -4 , ;i i- " "What produces weepingr , ' . 't f . ."Generally physical pain. Adults.? do not usually express sympathy for? real suffering with tears, r It is a very curious tiling' that men will witness- , the real suffering, of.a poor woman, having ber leg amputated ina per-rp fectly stoical manner, r - They go to the ' , theatre, and seeing a girl taking the part of ono in distress, shed tears dur-l Ing half of the play. I have looked,' upon ' many distressing scenes un-j moved so far as. weeping is concerned,1' but upon watching acted suffering ! Lave had tear come into my eyes. - A remarkable example of this principle is that of. Nanatiuhibthe Indian mu-v, tineer. He could never reed a pitiful,-. story without crying "over it,' yet h ' inflicted the most horrible tortures esv the men and women who fell into hia-, hands, and seemed to enjoy their mis-' ery." '" " " '! ' "At what age do people weep most , readily?" ...... .. .... J The proclivity to sbed tears is very," well marked ia old -peoptej especially -when they are suffering . from., some j brain 'disease, such as apoplexy, oc" bsvesuflejed from it They weep over trifles. ' I had - under my care at oner time one of. the most eminent genlle-s men of his time, who occupied a pos next to the highest under tha govern- meat who would cry because bis col-' fee was cold, and yet that man's mind,! in its beat condition was one of the0, bett this country ever produced. L have seen him cry for ten minutes on such occasions. lie - was suffering from braiM.-discase, . Some personaj, can't weep even when . they want to,;; though the grief of thcio persons is. very distressing, and 1s very apt to produce serious tLtUThance of thev nervous system, a:il when tears da come it is a great relief for them."- ii '"What! effect do these .emotions, have on people?". , "1 think that laughter is belter for mankind than weeping. I think, those amusements which tend to fro-f . duce laughter tend, other thincs being equal, to prolong life, while those cir-f cumstanccs that tend to produce weep-f ing and emotional, distress tend U shorteu life," . ' . f- "What harm might escessi ve lauga- ter raasef " - : - - - ; "It might cause deaOu" . j- " What .would be the effect of ex cessive weepinjji" - j "People are more apt to die from -that than from JaugLtcr. laughter . kills only as it iutti Uns v. "iii the aoy tion 0 Uie heart, or it would re strict tho ninscle of rerpiauoo so greatly that they press una i"" 'alT9 Diu8cles of tbe liet-li m.J cauo aj-'O-. rlexy, whereas iiiig produce Leart disease quite often, ii us Uf. to lau-li t'ifiU to weep, tVu ia c;; t ." SVaii.ii.-.Oll Pcmt

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