V ':'"' ::.-'V; I '' Y -----r'r-, .-":;:--V - :.. :..-; - - 5 -..;. .': ; - VOL. XXIII. GRAHAM,. N.C., THURSDAY, JANUARY 20, 1898. NO. BO. VIP". r --4 SI .. - .. .,. Rnlaa proved by the statements of lead-' OJ lng druggists everywhere, show that the people have an abiding confidence . : in Hood's 8arsaparllla. - Great ; Clip AO ProYei hy tu voluntary state- I CO ments of thousands of men and women show that Hood's Saraaparilla ac- iualljr does possess . . PawPI' orer di,ease by purifying, en- " WW O I rlchlnir mill llivltrnratinir tlia blood, upon which not only health but life itself depends.' The great - ' AlirroOC of .Hood's Sarsaparilla In WUvC99 curing others warrants ' you In believing that a faithful use of Hood's Sarsaparllla will cure you If you suffer from . any trouble caused by Impure blood. Sarsaparilla Is the One True Blood Purifier. All druggists. SI. Prepared only by C. I Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass. Hood's Pills easy to take, easy operate. 25 cents. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. 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Be Got Iota and Out of the Boose With Ease, but That Wasn't All Hon at De teectwa Got a Clew and Workeii It Ks caped Once With Broken Arm. "Ladders, when you find them han dy," raid the retired burglar, ; "may seem like a very convenient way of get ting into open second etory windows, but after two experiences that I had with them I gave them tip and stuck to the old faebjfjued way of doors and onl lar windows. r - -"la a Euburbcn town that I visited once I found 'em painting a Queen Anne hcuEe in tho rainbow style tbat they used to paint houses in, r.nd that, I sup pose, they paint 'cm in still to eome.ex- tent. Tbe men had ladders up, no stage, and I noticed tbat at 'tho c-lcse cf tho day che of'" them was fainting near a window, and I wondered ' if ho'd leave bis ladder there when ho ttopped work at night. I sauntered proniul (bat way after dark, and there it wau, cud it was summer, uud the window was wide open. Moiit folks in the tocntiy, when their houses are being paintcd, are apt to be a little skittit-h ate'et the ladders, and if cue should be left like this cue they'd be pretty sure to close the win dow near it and lock it, but these folks didn't appear to be disturbed, and as far as my getting into the boueo was' con cerned it was just about as easy fcr me to. walk up that ladder and rtcp off through' the window as it would have been to walk in at the front door with it unlocked. "Later, about 2 o'clock tho next morning, I went up tbat ladder and in at the window without the slightest trouble, and there was nobody sleeping in that room. It was all just as easy as it could bo. I poked around tho bouse and gathered up what stuff there was worth carrying off and went back to that room and the open window and down the ladder and off. "A month after tbat, as I was walk ing across the platform of a station on the same road that the other town was on to take a train, there was a man laid his hand on my arm and says, 'Now, don't make a fuss about it, and it'll bo a good deal easier all around.' And I recognized in him the detectivo of the road, a man that I knew meant business, and I went along with him. "Being a man of brains, he had gone up to the house where the robbery was as soon as ho bad heard of it, which was the day after. There he hod put himself, in tho burglar's place and fol lowed in his footsteps as near us ho could. He bad had the ladder placed in just tbe same positicn, and he had gone up that and stepped off into tbo win dow and followed over his track inside the house as close as ho could guess at it, and then he'd come back, to the win dow and got out on to the kddtr, and so down to the ground. . "The ladder went up on tho right hand side of this window, and while it Was easy enough to reach it, Mill it was quite a little step from tho sill to the ladder, and he noticed that when he bad got bis foot on tho bidder ho swung back a little toward the houso, so that his elbow just touched it in tho angle between the window frame and ' the clapboards. Ho gave a littlo push on that elbow naturally and threw him self cut again cn to the ladder. Then he stopped and looked at the spot where his elbow had touched The paint was dry and there was no mark, but bo call ed np the painters and learned that on themcrning before tbat was the morn ing after tbo boueo had been robbed the paint at that place, on the cupboard by the window frame, and on tbe frame itself bad been cmudged a little, and they'd touched it over. That was all tho detective wanted to knew. From that tiruo on be bad been looking for a man with two paint spots cf different I colors on tbe left elbow of his coat, and I was tne man. "It may seem amazing to you that I hadn't rubbed the paint off. I had rub bed' some cf it off, and I was going to rub tbe rest off the next day, and then I kept setting tbat next day ahead, us we are apt to do, and I finally ' wound up by letting it go altogether, the rest of it. There wasn't one chance in .a thousand of its leading to anything, and even as it waal might have talked my self out of the paint, but I bad a watch that I'd got in the house in my pocket, and that settled it "That was one ladder. This was tbe other: "Looking around the outride of a houso in tho country one night, I found a ladder lying on the ground against tbo rear of the house. They had tome fruit trees in the garden, and I suppose they'd been working over them, or on the grape arbor maybe, and were going on with tbe work next day and had left the ladder oat instead of taking it down cellar for tbe night. It was summer, and on tbe tide, of the bouse there were two windows opto in cue room. I thought I'd set the ladder np then and co iu one oftboM windows. I eet tbe ladder up and found it a little abort, bot by rfchmg np ana getting a hulri of the window sill and stepping up on the ends of tbe tide pitccs cf the ladder I wu nblo to get in tolerable easy. 1 went through the hoc so and gathered up what there was to get and was turning to go from the last room when I knocked a picture over on Vbnreaa and wok np the man that was sleeping in the room. I went hvk to the room I'd come hi at rind backed out the window and bung down for the ladder, and, by crack, it wasn't there! .But I'd got to go all the una, and I let go and dropped. I aaw the ladder M I was going down at tbe next window, - IV get oat the-wrong window. I turned half over going down, atrock cn my left side and broke my arm. "I cot away that time, bot I was laid no tar six weeka and after that I didn't fool any more with ladders 2cW York Sun. . FORCE OF TRACTION. Intonating; Kxperlmenta. Oondaeted hy tbs Bureau ut Bosd Inquiry. Experiments to determine the force of -tfaetitill OlTdlffereut surfaces have been made from time to time during the last ' 60 years, the latest being thone oonduot ed by tbe road inquiry office of the de partment of agriculture. In order to secure a ccntinnous record aswoll as a measure of tho tractive force an apparatus called a troctograph, ar ranged to make a grapbio record, was attached to h loaded wagou whiuh wbb driven over different surfaces and gradi ents. These tests gavo the following re sults: V The force of traction is not constant, but varies with the clmrnoter of the road at any given instant being most uniform on the smoothest surfaces and constant ly increasing the variations as the rough ness of tbe road increases until it be comes merely a quick succession of vio lent pulls. . A team is thus subjected to a continuous jerking, motion, which greatly increases the fatigue caused by tho simple pull necessary ' to move a load. On asphalt the variation of trac tion is very small, on smooth macadam it is somewhat more, and on an ordinary dirt road it is seven or eigjit times as great as on macadam. - If the dirt road " EASY HAUUKO. From Good Roads. be actually bad, the result is practically a serie of heavy blows transmitted to tbe team through the collars, and these blows are estimated to bo doubly as fa tiguing as a steady pull even at the maximum traction of tbe road. On a smooth road tbe traction itsulf is less and is comparatively constant, so tbat tho pounding effect on the team disap pears, thus enabling them to use their whole strength in hauling much hoavier loads with less expenditure of power. During tbe tests a team of small mules easily drew over 0,000 pounds up a 10 per cent grade of smooth macadam, but were unable to pull tho samo load down a 0 per cent gradoof sa:id, though tho indicator showed that nearly double power was applied, and three-quarters of tho Ton'S was removed before it could be started. A loaded wagon, with 3 inch tires, drawn over, a dirt road cut it into deep ruts, while the sumo load with 4 inch tires only smoothed the surfaco, and it was found that tho trac tion on the road where tho narrow tires had been used was double what it wqs uu the heotiou where, the wide tires were used. - . : . SOME ROAD STATISTICS. Things That tbe People Interested Barely Think About. A prominent man interested iu statis tics recently made tbe following state ment: Moro money is lost iu ouo year by bad roads than is levied on all tho dutiable) articles imported 'and moro than all tho money that is collected from all tbo internal taxes levied by tbo general government. The bad roads of this' country cost the public $300, 000,000 a year. Tho yearly freightage of all tbo ships, cannlboats and railways in the country i farloss than the freightage that passes along the country roads. There is hardly a pound of freight hauled upon tho railways of this conn try which does not have to first pass over some highway destgued for tbe use of vehicles and horses. American rail way freight rates, though they are tbe lowest in tho world, are frequently grumbled at, but docs the com plainer ever think, queries the statistician, that it has cost him more to haul 40 bnshcls of corn or wheat over 10 miles of bad roads than to ship it al 00 miles over a railway? These are things that the people who aro most interested in good roads seldom think of, because, as they do not have to pay iu cash upon tbo spot, the loss tbat results from carting their products over reads deep with mud or duxt or full of loose rocks and deep rats, they imagine that they have lost nothing. Iu reality they have lost labor, horscflcKh, wagons and, worst of all, great quantities of time, which ' to every man who makes tbe most of his business is tho most valuable commodity of alL Mo Boom For Toll Bands. When tbo country was poor and sparsely settled and tbcro was little travel, it was perhaps necessary to transfer to private enterprise a function of the state and allow tolls to be levied in return for the construct iou of faigh waya That day la long since past The state should take its own cf course on jnst and equitable terms, but it should recover it without delay. Their Valoa Apparent. 'be asm needs ara found in widely separated sections of jhecooqtry,.. In Charleston and fc?icaw, Mich., tbey are beginning to. realize t bet In proved highways converging in their cities would increase tbuir trade and nuke them greater distributing centers, to thdir material advantage. Brrfa.J"- Prosperity travels oa good roads. Bad roads mean dreary isuLuioo for months every year. Keep tbe roads clean, and tbe atten tion thn railed to them w ill scon result in their being still further improved. Tbe vehicle that uses wide tires is oatributing Its rbara toward better highway Poor highways are incompatible with tbe public welfare. ABOUT underdrawing. lloir Drains Are Constructed In Connect icut TUo Versus Stone Drains. The remarkable wet summer of 1807 was a forcible admonition to the farm ers of many sections to drain their lands, and they have heeded it A Con ffecticut correspondent, writing to Coun try Gentleman from Hartford county, says: ' ' ' r V" ' '' . - I do not remember a time when so many drains were being laid as at present:- Farmers who had fields of potatoes not worth diggiug and - tobacco only fit to be plowed uuder are determined not to have another experience so costly and disagreeable. If tbe next season were to prove as dry as half a dozen preceding the present one, they'lnigbt secure fair crops, but what the farmers want is in surance against loss from the effects of surplus water in another wet season. They are aotingwisoly, for it Is probable that the increased yield of their crops during the first ensuing summer of ex cessive rain will offset the cost of drain age. , The drains that are being constructed in tbe valley lands are almost exclusive ly of tile. On the rooky lands away from the Connecticut river some stone drains are being built. When it is an object to rid the land of surface stones, it may be advisable to build stone drains, but the additional labor required, makes a stone drain more expensive than one of tile under almost any ciroumstanoes. There is, some little variation In the method of making a stone drain, but the ordinary plan is to lay a row of stones on each side at the bottom of the ditch, cover across with fiat stones, place a layer of cobblestones on these to a depth of several inches, cover the small stones with straw or brush to prevent the loose earth from filling tho crevices and fill up the ditcb with soil.' One objection to a drain of this kind is the liability, provided the soil at tho bottom of the ditch is not of equal hard ness for its entire length, that some of the foundation stones will sink below the line of the rest. In this case the drain is likely to bo choked up. Another ob jection is that burrowing animals may enter the drain and obstruct it. How ever, a stone drain well laid on a hard pan bottom will often remain iu posi tion and perform good service for many years. I do not intend to say anything to discourage any farmer with an over abundance of loose stones upon his lands from building a stone drain. Indeed there are many situations where an open drain, with sloping sides grassed over, is very much better than none. Ben Dnria Apple In Vermont, The fiurnl New Yorker says: "In our opinion it is a mistake to plant tbe Ben Davis apple in Vermont. Vermont can not grow such large and highly colored Ben Bavisas they raise in Kansas, Okla homa, Missouri and Arkansas, and that's tbe goods they have to .compete 1th. But Vermont can grow Northern Spy and greetings, Fameuse and Arctics as fine as anything iu the world, and that is what Vermont growers ought to stick to. With the competition which now exists in tbe apple business, and which is bound to grow sharper and sharper every year, no one should dare go to the market with any fruit which is not the best of its kind. Tho best Ben Davis al ways brings a good price lucre's the pity but wo can't understand what nse could be made of a second class Ben Duvis. Of course Vermonters pack first class Ben Davis, but tbey -ue second cldss compared with theOzaik pack." Bandy Contrtyannes. One often sees about railway freight stations an affair similar to the one shown at Fig. 1 iu theeut, but not hav ing tbe convenient shovel handle. The lip of iron nt tbe bottom is placed uuder tbe edge of a heavy barrel or box, the whole balanced over the small wheels and the whole cotily wheeled away. The shovel handle makes the wheeling TWO USEFUL COSTUlVAHtM, away much easier. Such a device will be found very useful en tbe farm. Make it of bard wood, with wide iron truck a -At Fig. 3 is shown an improved form of device fur moving heavy bodies In the bouse or barn, stores being bsndled with special ease by tbe nse of this lit tle platform on very low, broad castors. The rear end is so low as almost to touch tbe fU-or. ' Farm Journal, wbicb originally illustrated both these articles, says; "By tilting up tbo object to be movt-d and Latkica tbe platform in un der it it can then be wheeled anywhere. " Bar aad There. A Massachusetts contributor to Tbe New England Homestead claims tbat there hi at least i. 60 per ton difference between home grown and baled bay. Striking figure showing tbe decline cf farming in Connecticut am given by a Litchfield county statistician. r An advancing cranberry market is ap parent, particularly in (be east Tbe outlook for the sheep industry is quite inviting at present, and tbe shep herd feels eneocraged. . 'Mr. Charles Parry expressed tbe opin ion at a farmers' inctitote that when farmers realise tbe immense profits in cbeatnnt culture they will be tumbling aver each other to net out tbe groves. Can't capture Grim ana Cl.wer, ebf Wby not try bribing him? He loves potash. Bet Sir Muriate after bint, ad vises Bnral New Yorker. An exchange says tbat in the south west turnips are planted in different parts of the ore hards end allcwcd to re main. Babbits and mice feed on this bait and do leas damage to treea P POULTRY THAT PAYS MONEY IN RAISING DUCKS AND GEESE FOR MARKET. ' Dock Raising- Baa Been Developed Within the Last Ten Tear Into m Flourtshlnf Industry Ten Standard Breeds Adrtoe and Suggestions. ' ' ' A recent bulletin of the department of agriculture states that there are ten standard breeds of duoks raised iu this conn try. These are tbe White Peking,. White,' Aylesbury, Colored Bonen, White Cayga, Colored Muscovy, Gray Call, White Call, Black East Indian and Crested White. The first six named are considered most profitable to raise. The two breeds of Calls and the Blaok East Indian are bantams, which are bred ' more for the showroom. The Crested White is almost wholly orna mental. i Duok raising has been developed with in the last ten years into a flourishing industry. Prior to tbat time the duok was not considered a profitable fowl to raiso. Its flesh was never prized very highly by the masses. Duoks were raised without constraint in waterways, feed' ing mostly on fish and water insects. This food gavo the flesh a strong fishy flavor; hence it was not particularly sought after save by a few who were par tial to that class of diet. The duck cen ters of Long Island and New England Were then producing a limited number each season, and it was with difficulty that these were sold with any profit. In fact, one of the most prominent duck raisers may bo quoted as saying that be was obliged to visit tho city markets personally and tease the dealers to pur chase his birds in order to secure any thing like satisfactory prices. Artificial incubation and brooding, combined with judicious feeding, have been instrumental in the development of the industry. Machinery has enabled the duck raiser to accomplish his ambi tion of having his stock in the market! when prices are the best,' and also of raising large numbers of birds in a lim ited space of time. The season for rais ing ducks is about six months from February to July. Duck raising is to be recommended to farmers as a profitable source of rev enue, and by careful attention to the work, as knowledge increases, tho scope of the industry may be extended. There are numbers of farms in this country to day tbat are devoted exclusively to rais ing ducks, averaging from 6,000 to 20,000 ducks as an annual output. An idea of the proportions of tho business may be had from the fact that an high, as three tons of feed aro used daily by a single raiser during tbe busy season. Tbe profits are tho very best, and good incomes may be made when once the business is thoroughly mastered. But the reader should not jump impru dently to the conclusion that these re sults can be easily obtained. Duck rais ing is an arduous task, one tbat re quires au apprenticeship and absolute knowledge of the business before suc cess is reached. Those who have been succesafur in raising ducks have leant' ed tho business much as one does any other vocation. The beginner should start modestly and increase his plant as his knowledge of tho work Increases. The average farmer has all the facili ties for raising a goodly number of ducks and may with a little outlay add considerably to his income. It is not at all necessary that ducks should have access to water to be raised successfully. They grow and thrive . as readily without There aro successful plants where thousands of ducks aro raised that bave no water save tbat which is given them as drink. Oeeso raising is not so ex tensively en gaged in as duck raising. The conditions under which they are successfully reared 1 are almost entlrelv different than those . necessary for the ducks. Being smaller, . J the duck can be raised in a more limited space than can tbo goose. Tho latter needs frco range and water. Tbe duck bos been proved to do equally as well Without water. Thero aro inany places on a farm that are worthless for culti vation tbat could be utilized with excel lent results in raising geese. Many farmers profit by this and add to their incomes annually. There are but little care and attention necessary fur raising geese, -and the cost of food is also pro portionally small . J Tbo Sapply of Cess. Not many American eggs are export ed, and not many eggs are imported, none except-in seaaonawhun eggs here run very high. Tbe imported eggs come from Sweden, Germany and Austria. Tbey come iq boxes containing hun dreds of dozens each, packed in chopped straw. A few eggs in tbis country ore still packed in straw in barrels, bnt tbe now well nigb commonly natd Ameri can egg package is a box orsataining 80 or 88 dozen. Tbe eggs are packed in the now familiar strawboard racks, which are called fillers. Tho eggs are stood on end, each in a pigeonhole by itself, six dozen eggs in a layer. There are sheets of strawboard between tbe layers, and eggs are packed some five and some six layers to the box. Eggs are most costly in winter, but cold storage has done mncb to equalize tbe price of eggs tba year round. New York Sun. riektBaT Docks mm4 Osais. The best method of picking ducks and gceae Is to steam them. If tbis is impracticable, tbey may be dipped into very not water tho same as chickens and turkeys, bat must be kept in a tri fle longer, as tne feathers are mors diffi cult to loosen. It does not pay to pick them alive for tbe aake of saving the feathers, as tba email profit derived from tbem is more than lost on tbe sale of tbe birds, the result being so to in flame tba akin as to greatly injurs the sale. Leave tbe bead od apper portion of tbe neck unpicked and tne legs and feet in tart. Never singe docks and geese, as it leaves tba akin oily and un- iavittoc . . . - 1 BALLADE OF A CITY BOW Eft If bonky dolls with brown nnd silver brooks Pipes number lees perennially shrill, For publishment betimes in sightly book . . bongs breathing righteous praise ot bough and rill, ' . These are (air spots, but here Clod's gracious . Will. , : A etono's throw from the city's heart and din Gives me as fair let me deserve it still My upper window where the elm looks in. They love dark things who celebrfite the rooks That build In woody places mirk and chilL , My neighbor, too, misled, on sturdy hooka A painted cage bangs from his window sill . And hears not In ita captive's ev'ry trill Plena (or the liberty he may not win. Those ore free, lusty throats with tune that fill . My upper windows where the elm looks In. A gllst'ring, turquoiso bay it overlooks, My pleasant bower, and a gentle hill Ollt with wild mustard blossoms. . There are nooks ' Beyond them doubtless which a little skill In ballad making must misprize. To-thrill The world with perfect lays let them begin Who can. Thla theme befits an humbler quill ' Ky upper window where the elm looks In. When day is over at the rumbling mill And slipped the gyves of office discipline. Here is an exorcist for ev'ry 111 My upper window where the elm looks in. Edward W. Barnard In Lotus. THEATRICAL RECEIPTS. Charles Beade Wondered Why They Ware Bo Large In America. "Edwin Booth In London" is the title of an article in The Century by E. H. House. Mr. House tolls of an interest ing meeting between Booth and Charles Beade and reports the following conver sation relating to the appearance of Booth and Irving together; "Is it true that the prices will be changed?" "Doubled, I believe. Irving says they must bo. That is one of the risks-1 speak of, but he is fnll Of confidence. He does it more for my sake than any thing else. " "Then I hope it will turn out welL What are the indications?" "Very good, 1 hear. I cannot jndge myself. The conditions are all different from what 1 am used to." "I understand. We are too slow and thrifty, I suspect to run the swift American pace. Yet I can't see why there should be such an amazing differ ence in your theatrical business and ours. The stories we hear of New York profits sound fabulous. I should say tbey were fabulous if i had not seen the re turns of Wallack's when one of my plays was produced there. A hundred pounds a night is nothing to you. it seems." "Two or three hundred wonld not stagger us, " said Booth, smiling, "nor four or five for a very great and special attraction. For several years the pros perous houses in Now York considered 91,000 a fair average tho year round. 'Stars' traveling through tho country, for whom the regular prices ware raised, could somotimes draw much more. " " Were yon at all prepared for the lower receipts hero?" "Not really prepared. I was told what to expect, but paid no attention. Clarke said I should got nothing at the Princess , but I did not take bis 'noth ing' literally. I thought I might count npon $1,000 a month at tho very worst. He was right, however. " "I can't moke it out," said Beado. " Yobr theaters are not larger than ours, and the prices of tickets are about the same, yet I see the Adelphi or the Ut. James' packed, without about one-half the result tbat Wallack's shows. It beats my arithmetic. Yon can't get moro people into a place than it will nold." We do that, too, sometimes," laughed Booth, "but, as I say, yon must come and find out all about it for your eelf, Mr. Reado. Your audiences will be larger than tho balls can hold, so yon can study, the pToUlum under tbe best conditions. ' 'No', no. Yon tempt me to my de- atruction." But tbe compliment greatly r jucumxi tuu auiuur, wuu iiaeu uj ueur . . i . I l ,:, a . i uch things said, though be affected a lofty iudiffcrcuoo to praise ficoldlng Vadwr DiOUmltlas. At a church gathering some time ago a number of deaf mates were present Befresbniuuts wcra served during the evening, and in haudiug a cup of coffee to ouo of tbo guests a deaf mute gsntlu- men happened to spin a lew orops on bis wife's skirt. Tbe wife is also a deaf mute, and it was evident that she took the mishap iu a rather irritable way. She wrinkled up bi-r forehead and at once made a series of remarkably swift movements with her nimble" fingers. Tbe husband, looking exceedingly apol ogetic, made a few motions in return. One of tbe guests who bad noticed this little byplay slyly slipped out a bit of paper and penciling something on it banded it to a friend. Tbis Is what tbe latter read: "No matter bow badly afflicted, wo man can still scold." Tho friend scribbled tbis in return: "Yes, bnt in tbo presentcaae tbebns band is luckier than the average. He doesn't bave to look. " Cleveland Plain ffcaler. ' MarrM Wwata Taasheta. Of all tbe causes now tending to keep women oat of matrimony one that is very effective la tbe discrimination against married women teachers in tbe jmbiio schools. Maiden. Mass., is tbe latest to dec lure tbat tbe marriage of a poblio school teacher shall be regarded s a resignation of her office. Mark the pronoun "ber." No soch discrimination is made against mau. .Woman's Trib nne, "-J T.-. ! L Tbe region between tbe first and sec- od cataracts of the Nile l tbe hottest on tbe globe. It never rains there, and the natives do not believe foreigners who tell tbem tbat water can from tbe sky. Tba Bouan bosses and palaces were an imperfectly lighted tbat in many liv ing rooms tbe inmates were forced to sSepand on lamps by day aa wll aa by abjbt. Royal atakss the teed pare. Absolutely Puro HtWaVt BMCMO POWflW 0Oa WW 19WC A horrible occurrence is reported from Goldsboro. On Monday night a week while two children of Prof. A. L. Sumner, the principal of the colored school at Burgaw, .; were asleep in a feather bed in a room up stairs, the house caught fire in some inexplc.inable manner. The oldest one managed to get out hut a child about 4 years old was burned to death. A, colored man ran np stairs to rescue it and when he gejzed hold of it, the arms of the child camd ofi and he was so badly burned that he threw the child out of the second story window. It was dead, how ever, before he threw it out , . Relief In Six Honrs. Distressing Kidney and Bladder diseases' relieved In six hours by thi "New Gbiat South America Kidkst Curs. This new remedy is a groat surprise on account of Its exceeding promptness In relieving' pain in tbe bladder, kidneys, back and every part of. tbe urinary passages in male and female. It relieves retention of water and pain in paat-ing-It almost Immediately. If you want quick relief and cure this is your remedy. Sold by T. A. Albright, druggist, Graham, N.C. , The Newbern people aro having somo fun over the antics of Dick Williams, who owns the electric lights of that town, and A. R. Den nission, Newbera's new mayor, , a Republican. The mayor employed a Philadelphia expert tc test tbe arc lightn, on the supposition that Wil liams was not giving lights of l,200v candle power, as per contract The test was attempted in whole or in part secretly and Williams got alter them with a bot gun as they were monkeying with his property. Thero are numerous law cases re sulting therefore. Tetter, Bait-Rheum and Eczema. The intense itching and smarting, inci dent to these diseases, is instantly allay ed by applying Chamberlain's Eye and Skirr Ointment. Many very bad cases havo been permanently cured by it. It is equally efficient for itching piles and.;, a favorite remedy for sore nipple. chapped hands, chilblains, frost bites and chronic sore eyes. 25 cta. ver.boz. Dr. Csdy's Condition Pewdera, are just what a horse needs when in bad condition. Tonic, blood purifier and . vermifuge. They are not food bnt . medicine and the best in nse to put a horse in prime condition. Price 23 , cents per package. . For sale by T. X Albright dt Co. .North Wilkesboro suffered a $14,T 000 fire Sunday night amreek. It started in the furniture department ' of Stafford ISros. store, the entire " building being destroyed. It spread i . to the store of Mr. McGee and the Si residence of Policeman Vicker, both of which; were burned,. Tho whole sale More of X(,A. Jama and the 'l bank building caueht several times but were saved. The losses of Staf ford ISros. and McGee the heaviest the first Lei ng $6,000 with $4,800 insurance : the second, $4,000 with $1,500 insurance. The office of The Hustler, weekly newspaper, was destroyed. The paper will re-T ' sumc publication as soon as material 1 caq le bought Three citizens in their efforts to save property were . painfully bunted and na newly encajcd with their lives. - When in need of a remedy to relieve pain you want the surest, " quickest and bet, such a one is Rice's (Jnoee Grease- Liniment it relieves all pain at once, it cures croup, ' cough and colds as soon as used. For sale and guaranteed by all drug gists and general stores. It relieves whooping ough. The large store of tho.Parmele Commissary was destroyed Mon day ni(ht by fire and the body ot Mr- Whitrly. father of Mr.T.' F. Whrtely, Coast Line agent at Ifot good, was found in the waste. It is thought that the store was robbed early in tho night a"nd Whitely was murdered and the store fired to cover up all evidences. . This report is current in Parade, says an el change. ' - Why will von hay bittrr Muwttnf foal j whra (nnf, Tflise CMU TmIi la ee pleasant a lmi Syrop. Voor arurrtrt ke ' authorise to refund the aMDey la etery raa where It (alls to core. rrtee.Mcenta.Jaa Su!srrile for The Glkaner. ;. -J.