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J7 Slrt)CKiflD, , Dentist, I . GRAHAM, N. C. f " Ofllce st reaidenco, oppoww II it work at reasonable prices. iXijl In otBeo Monday awl Batuc aay. MONTHLY SUFFERINQ. 'Jlxmsaiid ol - troubled at monthly Inter vals with pains In the bead, : back, breasts, . ahoaldera, aides bips and limbs. But tliey Deed Bccsofiex. . These pains are symptoms of dangerous derangements that can be corrected. The Bet strual function should operate 1 lalnlres' . end fcgnlsr. It pots the deli, cats menstrasl organs In Condi tioa to do their work property. And that stops all this pais Why will any woman suffer anooth after month when Wise of Csrdnl will reliefs bat tt oats tixo as the drag store, ; Wh doat yon get a bottle For sdrice, is esses mrairinf special diractioiis, address, jrr log sysrptonas. The Ledies Adriaory Derjatrtment,M The Chattanooga Medicine Co, Chattanooga, T ra. eeaas ltww. a "twm tiaul at 1 11 i.fi 1 m I tarrww m m, mm llasfpiliaiinnjl - aPtVfSP?nrtXa.e C a.traa ananarrnarial GOOD ROADS LESSON. I: . GOVERNMENT SAMPLE OF HIGHWAY Li... CONSTRUCTION. tnree Klnda of Bonds Shown at Gane-ra, N. V. Mot of the Work . Done by Ms ehlnea Varieties of Iloefc Used Frepasw . In- Foundation, Rolling and Sprinkling. The toad Inquiry divlaluo of tbo do partmout of agriculture was organizod nuder tbo direction of . General Boy Stooo and has continued the education al work 011 the subject of roads by meaui of bulletins issued from time to time and by the construction of sample roads in different parts of the United States. Tho first of these sample roads was completed at New Brunswick, N. J., last J una The second was started at Geneva, N. Y., and is by far the lon gest yet built Others ore planned, in courHo of construction or completed at Kvausvillo, Iud. j Lynchburg, Va.; II iou, N. Y. j Kingston, B. 1; Orono, Mo. j Warren, Pa., and Columbus, 0. Tbo saniplo rood at Goneva was plan ned last spring. The original estimate of its cost was 0,000uf whioh the vil luge contributed (3,000, the township 3,000 and residents of Castle street, in which tho road is laid, 3,000. The government furnished free of charge tbo roadbuilding plant, consisting of a rock crusher of a-enpoeity of 160 tens of broken rock in a ten hour day, one set of screens, ono rond grader, two dis tributing carts and one 30 ton road roller. The government alsufurnished the special agent in oharge, whilo the villafo and town furnished material and labor. . Tho sample road as constructed is about miles in leugih. For the first half milo the roadway is 18 feet wide and 8 inches deep, tho 8 inches consist ing of a foundation of '6 inches of broken field stone with a surfacing of 8 inches of broken trap rock. Tor the next three aunrters of a mile tho roadway is 14 feet wide and 0 inches deep,- while the final quarter of n mile is 8 . feet wide and 0 inches deep. The first portion is a saniplo of a macadamized village stroet, the second is a first class coun try road for general use, in thickly in habited sections, whilo the third is weapbut'""Borvioeablorroadfor moro thinly inhabited regions. None of these is suitable for the heavy trucking of cities. On each side of these sample sections is on ordinary dirt road thor oughly rolled, intended for light driv ing in dry weather. : Tbo road is machino imilt through out, comparatively little-human labor being used. Tho most important ma chino is the roller, which may be used' either as a road roller or as a perambu lating pickax. When it is to be pot to the latter use, its two rear wheels, each 6 feet in diameter and 18 inobes wide, are fitted with 60 case hardened steel teeth B inches in length. Tho wheels make a revolution every ten seconds, and in a ten hour day do on amount of work equivalent to that performed by 600 men with picks. After the old road bad been torn up by tbis machine tho loosened material was scraped to one side by the grader. When a snfflolent depth had been reached, the new but fooo was thoroughly rolled in order to form the base of the new road. On tbis baso was then laid the five inch founda tion oourse of oominou field rock. The foundation rook is of all grades of hard ness aub? friability, and includes shales, standstones, limestones, quartzitos and granites. It was broken to a sine about inches square. The foundation was sprinkled and thoroughly rolled, tbo machine passing over it a score of times. The surfacing oourse of broken trap rock was then laid, thoroughly sprla Mod and rolled. When the road engineers first visited Geneva, they said that a large propor tion of the ordinary rocks of the field were suitublo for the surface layer of the road. Closer examination of the rook piles showed that it would require an expert sorter to select tbe material which could 'be used. Accordingly it was deckled as a matter of economy to use trap rock from the HndsoH lilgli lands for all tbe surfacing. Trap rock is said to be superior to most other rocks for surfacing because it Is not friable or dust forming. Tbe trad rock was crushed to tbo proper rise at tbe quar ries and hauled to Geneva in canal boats. The size , is somewhat smaller than that used for tbe foundation. Above the . surfacing was added a very thin layer of trap rock dust, to act as a cushion,, protecting tbe underlying stone from the action of wheeled vehi cles and tbe feet of animals from tbe cutting action of the stone. The value of tbis dust filling is increased by the small quantity of moisture added from time to time By means" of a sprinkling cart After being laid tbe dust layer was heavily sprinkled and rolled for several days. The constant rolling forces the rocks into' close contact and holds them there. The sprinkling In creases tbe ease with which tbe angu lar pieces slip past each other. Tbey grind together and form nearly per feet union when the 0 ton roller moves over them. When tbeso angular pieces are rubbed together in tbis way, a small portion of tbe surface of each Is ground into dust. - When this dust contains little clay, it becomes valuable as a ce ment or bond to bold tho larger pieces of rock together. . ' - To increase the educational value of tbe work, two days of each weak. Wednesday and Thursday, were desig-, listed as visiting days, when special at tention was given to everyone interest-! ed in road coostrDotioo. Do the days mentioned either General B"T Btone. chief of tbe division, or E. G. Harrison,; specisJ agent in charge, was present and explained In detail theeonstractloa of good roads. Many persona, road so gineers, roadbnUders and others, avail ed tbernewlves of this opportanity and rams often front distant parts of the loon try 10 study tbe oonsttnetion of tbe road. Tbe new constitution of Louisiana al lows the police lories "to set aside at least 1 mill per annum of the taxes levied by them, and to Impose, a per capita tax of not more than I per nam open each abletodied male inhab itant and to Wy an annual license of not less than 15 oenU nor mors than f 1 per annum npon each vehicle, Includ ing picycica, kept and used for locomo tion" for tbe purpose of "oonatreeting. maintaining end repairing tbepebUe roads and bridges of their parishes." . LOSS BY BAD ROADS. FELT BY, EVERY INDUSTRY IN THE UNITED STATES. Improved Highway Would Be ProOtabls In Many Ways Merchant, ifeohanlr and Par mar Have an Interest la This Queatloo Average Coat Per Kile. The eoonomlo ' importance of good roads has been demonstrated by star tling statistics. It has been shown that the traction force required v to move 3,000 pounds at a speed of three miles nn boar over a level road 01 iron, as phalt, loose gravel and eoft sand is re spectively 8, 17, 830 and 448 pounds. Prom this stutement it may easily be inferred bow costly bad roads are. Iron nnd asphalt are mentioned for the sake of ..comparison. Tbey could not, M course, be used as tho constructive mtf terials of country roads. But the differ ence between poor and good roads is so great that the team which can only draw one ton on ther former will, ac cording to the character of tbo improve ment, haul from three to five tons on the latter. v " Tbo improvement of our highways 'would bo variously profitable, Now farmers lose many days in the year -waiting; for cood weather and dry roads. But tbe support of men and animals is as expensive when they are idle as when they are engaged in lucrative-work.-With good roods the farmers uoed never lose any time. In wet weather, when they could not work on the land, they could carry their prod ucts to market No rains would compel tbem to spend valuable time in idle ness.' Independent of climate, they ooold deliver their produce whenever it suited their convenience or enabled them to secure higher prices. Foul and fair weather would be equally profit able. - - The utilization of stormy days would prevent losses from idleness and enable farmers to avail themselves of tbe high est rotes which tbo market ever offers. Perishable fruits cannot await favorable conditions of weather or of roads. If they are not sold at maturity, tbey of ten become a total loss. Farmers, dis heartened by such losses, nro unwilling to raise crops which, with better means Of .transportation. . would . be . Yory re munerative. Therefore tho occasional inability of cultivators to market their perishable products at tbe right time deprives thorn, of a fruitful source of profit - It takes a much longer time and re quires a far greater tractive force to haul light loads over bad roods than it would to draw heavy loads over good roads. Tbe unnecessary strains to which bud roads subject teams, harnesses and wagons ore very wearing. Bough usago seriously injures tbe farmer's equip ment Improved highways would pre vent avoidable depreciation of property and inoreaso tbe gains of producers. The experience of other sections roo om mends the construction of two roads side by side, one of earth and the otbor of stone or gravel. Each road would prolong the life of. the other. In dry weather tbe dirt rood would be used, because it would be easier for the feet ; of the draft animals. In wet, spells the use of tbe rook road would prevent the injuries which travel would then inflict upon the dirt road. In tho longest rains one good highway would always bo available. In fair weather the larmers could take their choice of a stone or earth road. The nso of wide tires would lessen tbe cost and frequency of repairs. It is hardly worth while to build a few good highways. Systems of roads should bo improved at the same time. A draft wacou, ligbt enough to bo used on muddy roods, could not avuil itself of the full advantage of a root road. Tbe wagons used on hard roads weigh from 3,600 to 8,000 pounds, and they carry loads of three or four tons, . Such wagons could not be employed on soft roads. They would sink Into tbe mud and reauire as much force to move them as it would to haul ' their neavieat freight on a gravel road Common and im proved roads cannot be profitably combined.'. What is fit for the one is not suited to tbe other. Therefore tho main and tributary highways of any district should all be reoonstruoted at once. It is estimated that the average cost of good roads In tbe United States would bo from $1,000 to $1,200 a mile. This, of oourse. implies higher taxes, but the in creased gains of agriculture will recon cile farmers to their share of tbe bur den. Tbe economy of time and labor, the oonveyauoe of heavier loads, tbe saving of perishable fruits, the morket- ina: of mod acts when tbey will brinir the highest prices sud the profitable nse of rainy days are important advan tages. To the gains derived from tbeee . . 1 . .1 1 a 1 sources muss do aouua ine eiiiiaiiw val ues of real estate. Tbe average appreci ation of the lands through which good roads run is estimated at 0 sn acre. There is one instance of an exoeptiooal rise of $88 per aero In tbe value of farm land. As all tbe people of tho united States participate in tbe benefits of good roads; tbey should all bear tb-jir share of tbe cost of construction and mainte nance. As there is a 00m inanity of in terests there should be an equality of burdena, Merchants and manufacturers are deeply interested In good roads because It would frequently happen that with out tbem the supplies with which country customers pay tbeir bills could not be brought to market nor could tbe wares wbicfa tbeir patrons purchased be quickly or cheaply transported W tbe points of tnriaamption. Hot with good toads producers and consumers could parry on tbeir exchanges irrespective of bad weather. ITofessor 0. WaUfuouae. . Clay, Tbe practice of attempting to effect a Iblnding" of the metal parts, or smsX stone, by petting In clay, loam or sand is baaed upon the groew-at ignorance, as U' fails even wvlur Incessant rolling with the heari steam roller to"Wnd" kaurer than tbe Brat minetonn or first flooding from a buy sprinkler eoming along to develop Its sponge power, net U actually bast ens tbe pnajusi of re movtnar the screenings and tbe do. caused by tbe grinding art ion of wheels and hoof a "Binding'' UsbaolntJy pre- by it Wheai the farmers can be btoawht to gas that geetf rcatde eisMtrurted -with state aid mean money la tbeir pockets, as r- been eVminnatrated in New its- spy, good roads will beonme as common r now. nuaaetptua BEGGAR WEED. It Is Said to Bxeel Oowpeas Both as Bay Plant and a Soli Heaovator. This, annual, which : bus recently eome into cultivation, is a native of Florida andjho West Indies. It is only adaoted to tlie warmest parts of tbe southern states, especially to Florida and the country bordering on the gulf. Florida beggar weed is closely related to tho beggar wjeds, or beggar's lice, of tbe eastern woodlands, but in its up. right babit aud unbrunchiug stents re sembles tbe prairie beggar weeds. On rloh land the srowth is very rank. It thrives on the lighter sandy soils and rioh clays, growing from six to ten feet hiub. nroducina a crcat bulK 01 nay or of green muuure. Wherever tbe ground bus once been seeded beggar weed grows spontaneously durlug the month of June. In cornfields it oomes up after the lost cultivation. The seeds will not germinate until the ground is warm, so that this forage plant Is only adapted to regions whers thpre is a long sum mer season. ' It grows best in well cul tivated lands, making as rank a growth as the sunflowers along the creek bot toms in Kansas aud Nebraska. In from three to four months from germination the plant has ripened seed and may bo plowed under, adding a large amount of organic matter to the soil and at tho same time reseeding tbe fiold. Where beggar weed is not spon taneous tbe seed should be sown broad cast at tho rate of li to 18 pounds per acre and covered lightly. A thick -seeding is better for bay than a thin one, as hi tbe latter case tbo stems become coarse, woody uud indigestible. According to auulj sos of beggar weed made at the Florida experiment station, 100 pounds of bay consisting of the up per portion of the plant mainly loaves and branches, contained, before maturl ty, 19.43 pounds of crude protein and 65 pounds of carbohydrates, and when seed was ripening, 15.75 pounds of crude protein and 01). 15 ponuds of car bohydrates. Analyses at the department of agriculture gave as high as 21 per cent of crude protein beforo flowering. Digestion experiments have not been made, but as tbe bay is readily eaten by horses, mules and cattle, and seems to be relished by thorn it is undoubted ly as digeatiblo as rod clover. This plant, like other legumes, takes a part of its supply 01 uitrogen from the air and does not depend wholly on the hi trrttos in tbe soil. It produces a greater bulk of feed than tbo cowpea and grows without much care on cultivated lands, but rapidly degenerates into an insig nificant weed if the field is no longer cropped. The department of agriculture, au thority for the facts hero given, pro nounces beggar weed one of the most valuable forage plants of subtropical regions on rich lauds, excelling oowpeas both as a hay plant and soil renovator. Yiolds of from four to six tons of bay per acre aro not unusual. Linseed Meal, Etc. Linseed meal is tho ground residue remaining from the flaxseed after tlie oil has been removed Tbe larger port of the flaxseed used In this country Is grown in North and South Dakota and in Minnesota. Tbe seeds of tho flux plant contain in their natural state from 80 to 5 per cent of oil. Twenty to 28 per cent of the oil of the seed is removed by worm pressure. This oil is known as linseed oil, and alter being refined is used in tbe preparation of paints, varnishes, printers' ink or in tho manufacture of soap. Tbe pressed cake remaining is dried, cracked and ground and furnishes the old process linseed meal. , The Velvet Ilean. A out of the velvet beau is bore re produced from Tbe Rural Now Yorker. It, is from a photograph sent by a Georgia correspondent. The bean is de scribed as a strong vigorous growor, tbo blossoms attractive to the eye, but of an odor objectionable to most people. According to seedsmen and others, a large acreage has been planted in Flore ,Ji t'.'f, ViLvrr wtx ruoa au. ' Ida and tbe gulf states, and small lan tings for experiment at the north are been nunieroos. The been is de scribed in a ballet in of tbe Florida sta tion as follows: "The pods are very thick and lostbvy, do not crack open when rips and are difficult to open by band. Tbe pods contain fmm three to five largA plsmp, fine looking beans, irrvsjn laxly colored with purplish end brownish patches. Toe foliage is mecfa like that of other beans, The vines grow from 10 to 0 feet In length." . Te CoiiriM as Oa Way. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tabids.' AH droprgbrtr refund the money if it fails to cure. - 25c, Vinre-Traatwortar aad CtlTS tlisaraaad ladles te travel, tor a rassoactMs established tense la Vorta Carolina- Month ly sat as and crpeayev 1WIM steady BVferooc. Knokas." saU-addraeesd stamped eenratopo. The Oaatfaloa Ceiapaa,, Devi.lt 3hlao. . One Minute Cowzti Cure, cure, i Thai a vhet M was saade tar. . r HOUDAN CHARACTERISTICS. A Fowl Which Appeals te Both Vaaelen and Markstmen. .; It will be many a day before out French friends send ns a better oil round fowl than the Boudan. As a utility fowl, a fowl for egg and meat production or for cross breeding, it ii better than somo breeds and inferior to none. As a fancier's fowl it is worth our best attention, for while it breeds very fairly true, it is difficult to pro duce a first rate bird, and it requires considerable judgment sud skill to show nnd keep in tiptop condition. Tbo Iloudan nowadays is more fixed in type and points than It used to be, or, ratlier, tbe ideal of tbe breeder has been definitely settled and generally Ac cepted. Tho term "leaf oonib" conveys a definite meaning. Tbe crest must be large, and, above all, "smooth" that is, the feathers must all trond in the same direction. The body should bo large and massive, back broad, breast bone long and deep, giving a" broad and full cbost Black and white are the colors, and no other color should appear. There should be more black than white, and the black should be the green, glossy block, not a dull, rusty shade. The Rxmdon is a mottled or spangled bird. Tbis mottling is produced by white tips on tbe ends of block feathers, and should be Nattered evenly all over the bird. Such markings usually show more white than black after each molt. Consequently chickens are permitted to wear a darker suit of feathers than their parents. AH tbe same, some strains vary very little after molting. I am perhaps rafter singular in preferring those glossy nOUDAN COCKKI1EL. green dark birds, evenly and slightly mottled with white, just as if a black, bird had run through a snow shower, but to my mind tbey aro handsomer than the lighter colored ones, which aro really when closely examined white birds mottlod with black. . With tho darker oolor of featherwe undoubtedly have got a darker color of log and foot, which we don't want Tbe Dorking has bad much to do with tbe making of the Iloudan. Wo see It iu tbe type of body, in the five toes, In tbe white skin and juicy flesh, and we should try to preserve the wblto legs, mottled though tbey may be with black. We have none too many bordy fowls running about on light colored or mot tlod legs, and as the iloudan Is a hardy fowl It shonld be a point in Its favor if it can be bred with tho same perfec tion of head and body, with dark liued plumage and yet with light colored legs. The Iloudan improves with ago. Its points only fully develop after a molt or two, so chickens have little chance in competition with adults. On the other hand, it must bo recorded that as the chickens usually alter very much in color after molting tbe hopeful ex pectations based on a youngster's per. formanco are often unfulfilled in the fu ture. Tbo Iloudan can by no means rank as a neglected breed It bos too many friends for that In this country, who, on account of its excellent attributes. gallantly stick to Jt through thick and thin. Moreover, it offers a splendid opening for' the enterprising breeder of created poultry, aud I strongly com mend 'it to tbe care of those fanciers who have a partiality for this peculiar tribe J. P. W. Marx In Feathered World Adraatagres of telformlty. There is an advantage in having a uniformity in the flock besides tbeir beauty in the yard. When it is neces sary, to kill for market, almost any dealer will pay mure fur a lot Hint are uniform in shape and wolgbt than he would for a mixed lot We remember calling upon a shipper of Rhode Island turkeys at one time, and being atked to look at a lot be bad just received from e farmer. "Lor at them," ho snys. "Don't tbey look as if they were ran In a mold? All the same form and almost the some weight I like to buy bis tur keys. I rati pack S"boX front tbem that will bring J cents a pound more than a borjif Wbnt I might pick as tlie best out of a balf dozen lota. " Whether be paid any more for them or not we can not my, but if tbo grower did not profit by having bis turkeys uniform be might have done so by taking llieui to the city himself. - Pop Per Catena. For young chickens warn large enough to. bo tAken from the ears of tbe ben it Is a moat excellent Idea to have a Bomber of arnaJJ epjpvnot mors than four or live feet square and perhaps three feet bigb, or even leas, in whioh tbey can easily be taught to atop nights. and If the floor Is kept well eovered with dry and clean straw tbey will do much beiter than tbey would In tbe largrreoop. Welaw ef Baas. The whims of bens In selecting a neat art fumccoantable. While some like a dark eosner and will go far to see it ethers chores an open box la plain view t "ra window and door. - A Car for XraratgaB. I was for seme time a suflewr from Neuralgia. I ' tried Hourly everything I could bear of, but ncrth ing did me any good until I pur chased e box of Ramon's liver I'ills A I'ellets and (began to one Ujet. Tbey relieved me at owe. TTVal was over a year ago. end I hare had "'rffo return of it -since. Mr. Willie Rceo, GJrhy, Ala. Fr eelo by J. fj. rMiiimoti. Hoyal easkee the load para, wholoseas aad dellitlens. FOVDEn Absolutely Pur - rry ai rwrttti PfHtM en., hiw voiw. SHE MUST SAY. tweet Hasbeade, ladesd, Soma f Thus Mea Do Make. "Whore you aging i" asked Mrs, Nagg tbe other evening when her husband took his bat, from the rack In the bul nnd began flecking tbe duet from it with bis handkerchief, "Oh, I'm just going out for a lit tie whitel "Where!" "Kq whore in particular." : "Oh, any place or anything to get away from home, I suppose I It seems to be an actual trial for you to stay ton minutes u.n,der your owq roof. It's a compliment to a wife, I nuiHt say, when her husband takes bis hut nnd streaks off anywhere and everywhere in the evening in stead of staying-at home with her, end here I work and slave from morning until night trying to make bomo a cheerful, pleasant place for you, but I might as well" "My dear. I"- " Don't be guilty of the sin of per jury by calling me your 'dear I' You net as if I were very, very dear to you, I must say I Racing and run- ningjoffaJL .fiyerihe country and leaving me alone with my children. If it was not for them, I'd be only too glad to die, and" "I wish, my dear, that" 'Oh, yes, of oourse you dot You would be only too glad If I did diet If you do foel so, I'd try to have the decency and tho manliness to keep it to myself I Much real mourning you'd do for me if I did diet It's pleasant for a wife, I must say, to have her own husband, that she's worked and slaved and had four children for, stand up and tell her to her face that he wishes she would die t I suppose if I did yoq'd up and marry again in six months, and "Not by a sight, I wouldn't lH "There, swear at me I I suppose you'll be knocking me down next and dragging me around the house by tbe hair of my bead I It s a com pliment to a wife, I must say, when her husband swears that he wouldn't marry again If ehedied I It's pleas ant for her to be made to feel that she has made married life so un pleasant that he'd rather die than marry again I That's my rewaid fur years and years of patient self anorlnce and trno devotion I If you had married n woman who had not cared anything about your comfort and happiness and wbo had not tried to make your home a cheerful, hap py, restful place, you might -have been Justified in the conduct you have been guilty' of for so many years, but I must say that "You've been saying it for 90 years, and "Go on I Revile met Abuse me to everything you can lay your tongue to I Tbe time will coma, Joe Nagg, when you'll know just bow nice and cheerful and pleasant your home was as compared to what it will be when your open cruelty has made yon a widovew, add there, he's gone and banged tbe door bard enough to break tbe binges I Well, I most say, If these men aln t hard to get along with, I don't know wbo la I Sweet hus bands tbey make, I must say I" New Yoik World. 1 - la Place of a tk-ted.leaa. "Boys wbo think it Bard to be com pelled to torn the grindstone should la- stead be thankful that they have things so easy as they da The Sis Towns Times, in its sketches from Windham history, tells bow Duncan Melntoah, wbo settled somewbere about 1760, brought with bim from Portland a new scythe which be neglected to sharpen before be left that place, and when bis fins) crop of bay was ready to harvest be found that there was no grindstone nearer than tbe old province fort at South Windham. distance of four or fire miles. Not wishing to spare the lime to go that distance be decided to do the next best thing, so be made a dosen flat pine sticks, took a pot of grease and bis seytbe down to tbe beach in front of bis bouse, greased tbe sticks, sprin kled them liberally with sand apil ac tually robbed bis seytbe to a sharpedge. Afterward wbetfqerseioned as to tbe amount of labor and length of time re quired for this unique operation be re plied that It was no great affair, as it took bim only one day to set his scythe into a good, eatuag order. Kennebec Too much care cannot be exercised la tbe selection of eggs for batching. Only those from strong, well mated fowls should be usBd, for upon this dopond tbe fertility of the eggs and the vigor of the young rhtcfca For broken surface, sores, imarct bites, burns, skin diseases', and es pecially piled, there is one reliable remedy. DeWitt's Witch Hascl Balre. When you call lor DeWitt's don't accept counterfeit or frauds. You will not be disappointed with I)cW"lU'i Witch Hazel Halve. J. C. Simmons. Ell mtmmXmnmCWMi ' '.I I I II M T-. ii.J. aJ Y wfflr m. IlBIM High Art Clothiers, OPPOSITE McADOO JIOTEL, GREENSBORO, N. C. Sole Agents For this line of Pants And Overalls. ii 1 '2 Fishblate;Katz Company, GliEEXSBORO, N. C. Salc8meJij-Dolph Moore, C. W. 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