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C. r" TM Vtl 1m ton km tmtt the Maiden and the Had to Say About It. "I never could accept a proposal from ft man unless the conditions were just right," said the romantic maiden thoughtfully. "Of course not," replied the matter of fact matron. "He must bo the right man in the first place, and he must pro pose In the second. Those are the con ditions that must be always just right before any sensible girl will think of marriage." 'Oh, I don't mean that," returned the -maiden. "He must know how to pro pose. Do you kuow, I believe If I were really In love with a man and he didn't propose properly I should reject him.' "When It comes to proposals of mar- .rlage," replied the matron, with de cision, "any way is the right way.' "Ob, no, It Isn't," asserted the maid en. "Tbe surroundings must be appro priate. Everything must be In har mony. If my Prince Charming proposes to me in the liouse, be must be iu a dress suit, and he must be earnest but dignified. There must be a certain ease and elegance of manner, aud his words must conform to his actions. If he proposes to me In the woods or on the lawn, he may be In negligee attire, out ing costume or something like that, and he may then be more Impassioned and vehement In his declarations. But I never could accept a man In negligee costume who proposed in the house.1 "Don't you be too sure about It," re turned the matron. "Oh, but I am," said the maiden. "I have figured It all out very carefully. The scene must make a perfect picture. It would just kill the romance if it didn't, and I couldn't possibly accept him And his words and tone! Both must breathe love and yet be In conformity with all the surroundings." "I've known lota of girls who thought that," said the matron reflectively. "And It didn't happen that way?" "N-o; hardly." "But In your case?" The matron sighed. "I had the same Idea," she said at last "I pictured some quiet nook, the birds twittering, the sun shining brightly and all the world joyous as be poured well rounded sentences throbbing with love Into my ear. Or else I saw him sinking on one knee in front of the divan upon which I was sitting and looking me straight in tbe eyes with a long, lingering look of lore, while he said: 'Oh, adorable one, be mine! Say that this Is not to be a world of Stygian darkness for me, but that tbe sunlight of true love shall shine ever brightly as we go through life hand in hand!" " "Oh, beautiful! Lovely!" cried the maiden. "That's Just the way I've pictured It And when your Prince Charming did come what did he say?" The matron sighed again. "He was taking me home under an umbrella In a rainstorm," she explain ed. "I was wet and he was wet My hair was stringy, and there was mud on his trousers, and we were altogether twn of the most unprepossessing iooa tag mortals you ever saw. When he was about to leave roe at the door, be .nAAontv eTMnimed. 'Say. I'd like to carry that umbrella over you all tbe time,' - 'Whatr I said In some surprise. " "Oh, to put It In plain words,' he m 'lfa eet married. How about rimMfnl!" exclaimed tbe maiden. MU-aan't It?" KOimti an inannmorlate place and timer "Yes. Indeed." "And such prosaic words!" 'tnat nmaaU..' nh i mnidn't accept a man under vuy - -If be was the right man, yoo would. novprthelees." -Oh. I couldn't do It possibly," pro tested tbe maiden. "I'd feel that I d lost half my life. Why. to a case like that be conldn-t even fold yon In his arms and all that wnen you --tr.it a minute." Interrupted tn . -Not so fast Tooll know a lot more about men than you do now when yon accept one, when or where It may be. There aw of the occasion they nev er overlook, but don't you bulM youi hopes too high on eTerV"Tga Ing In harmony. 1 nAHMOoAN. v jlow the third and fatal conflict tor tho PmUa i throM wu done, find tho Itoalem's fiery valor had tb crowning victory won. armoaan, tbe hut and boldett -the hinder to I defy. Captive, overborne by number, they wen Draw ing fortu to die. rthea exclaimed that noble captive: "Lo, I pefiaa in my thirst I Dire me but one drink ot water and let then ar rive tbe woratl" b hia hand he took the goblet, but awhile the draft forbore, Beeming doubtfully the purpose of the foeman to explore. Well might then have paused the bravest, tor around him angry foes. With a hedge oi naked weapon, did that lonely man inclose. "But what fear-st thouf" cried the caliph. "Is it, friend, a secret blowf rear it not I Our gallant Moslem no snob treach- J croua onuing know. "Thon may'st quench thy thirst securely, for thou Shalt not die before Thou hast drunk that cup of water. This reprieve is thine no morel" Quick the satrap dashed the goblet down to earth with ready hand, And the liquid sank forever, lost amid tbe burn ing sand. "Thou hast said that mine my life is till the wa ter of that cud I have drained. Then bid thy servants that soilled water gather up!" For a moment stood tin caliph as by doubtful passions Burred, Then exclaimed: "Forever sacred must remain monarch's word. "Bring another cup and straightway to the noble Persisn give. ' Drink, I said before, and perish I Now I bid thee drink and live!" Richard Chencvix Trench. .A.- .A.-V- -.A.- ft ft ft A- ..... A WOMAN'S FIGHT WITH ZULUS. An Incident of Boer Life In the Tranavaal. By P. Y. BLACK. .A.- .A.-V- .A.- -.A.-T- A. jaawlaa Carp Claer-Twan, There Is only one branch of tbe Cnlt d BUte service where the fbcvrooe of sergeants and corporals are worn as they were a century ago and as they are stin worn in a very large portion of the English servtee. This to In the United States marine corps. aid here they are Inverted, the point j of the chevron being toward the a Instead of toward tbe wrtot m ito an branches of the 1 rvms feature of tbe service thsttte rotors of the corps are red ody eOr. tbose of cavalry and artniery. while the service toactnsliT infantry. The fires on the hills were tbo warn ing. The farmers were commandeered that Is, every ablcbodled man be tween 10 and 00 In tbe district was called to take ills horse, his "biltong" or dried beef ration, his rifle and am munition, and proceed at once to the rendezvous, thence to proceed against the fierce and warlike Zulus, who had again raided the Transvaal.- Farmer Putter saddled up and hurried off, as his first duty was, but first he called to him Plet, his son, and solemnly spoke to him. Son of mine," said the farmer sol dier, "you are not yet man tall enough to face tbe Zulu impls In open field, but to your care I give melu vrouw and your little sister Oreta and, I'rctorlus, your brother. You must 1f need ber play a man's part, for, since the two gold prospectors left the farm at the sign of war, there Is none to take com mand of the Kaflir servants but you." Then Piet said without bravado: "You may trust me, father, for, though I be not a man, still I am a Boer." So the farmer rode away, aud Plet, thus promoted to command, withdrew Into the sitting room, and almost at once his trouble began. Ills first care was to clean and load all firearms. These hung on the walls, and some were old fashioned and without am munition to fit them. But net's eye, seeking his own pet light rifle, which be bad won lu a shooting match against all boys of his age for many miles round, missed It. He was star tled, for it Is almost criminal to meddle with another man's glory his rifle and be sought Pre tor I us to see if that ambi tious youth bad taken It down. Preto rlus bad Jt not, and Plet ran out to call Malula. a native servant with sudden fear In bis soul. Malula did not come at tbe call, and Plet, with a pale face, thought for a moment, and then, taking bis old gun and belt, leaped bareback on a horse, without a word to alarm the family, and rode off unseen at a gallop. lie rode to the cornfield, where tbe native laborers should have boon working. Tbe green corn waved In the wind de serted. Not a man was In sight Do dashed to the meadows down the val ley, where the herders should have been with tbe cattle. Here, In spite of himself, tears sprang to bis eyes, for the csttle were gone, and tbe herders were absent The great grassy fields were silent ss were those of corn. "They hsve deserted as as soon as my father's back was turned," cried Piet In dismay. "And they were not Zulus! Can It be a general rising among the Kaffir tribe 7" At that thought be trembled, but be bad still rigor enough to ride to tbe top of a kopje near by. From the peak be bad a view of much country, and saw a cloud of duirt far away, which be guessed was matle by tbe stolen cattle. "Never mind." said Plet; "If we beat tbe Zulus, we (hall get them back with Interest" Then be dug bis heels Into bis bone's ribs and dashed down the hillside. He had seen, half a mile away, a black fig ure moving swiftly across the -ewt. and tbe sun glanced from something borne on Its sboulder-a gnu. afaioia. Befont tbe traitor servant was aware of pursuit Plet was within 400 yards r him. Then the Kaflir beard tbe horse's hoofs and turned. For a mo ment tbe black seemed Inclined to ran. bat changed his mind as the boy shout ed to him angrily. Malula deliberately raised the stolen rifle to bis shoulder. Piet threw himself from the bora as a bullet whistled over tbe vacant sad dle. The boy. already a hunter, replied. with but a basty fiance throogn us sights, and Malula uttered a bowl and Itaggered and fc-9 to the ground struck U the cheat net felt a spasm of bor- Deer a-plenty bad be anot, dto never till now a man, so that bis heart for a flaan stood itll, and hi own face was death"- lie rode slowly up to Malula. and found the Kaffir writhing la a death agony. ITrt again aiamouni ed. and attempted to offer aid. but the savage mmhted bun, With look of bste be glared at tbe boy. and cried in bis ows tongue: - - -t am aoe. but tonight come tae Jwuoa, sod bo wb:te thing oa tbe farm snail live. For tome there sban Da deaths!" So he died, glorying In the hope of a speedy revenge, and the Boer boy, leav ing bhn, recovered his uow rifle aud rodo slowly nud mournfully homeward. Here his troubled mother met him. "Plet," khe said, "the Kaffirs have left us." "I know," said be, and looked Into her brave face, and told ber what bad happened and what Malula bad said of tbe nearness of tbo Zulus. "If my father bad known It," said her son, "he would not have left us." "He was commandeered," said the Boer wife. "It was his duty. Country first always, my son." "But," said Plet In much perturba tion, "my father did not thluk tbe blacks would fly. He thought that they, Basutos, would fight their old enemy, the Zulus. If these come, what are we to do? Shall we leave tbe farm and trek to Van Boeven's?" The Boer mother pressed ber lips with a frown of pride. "That was not well said, my son," she answered. "Oom Putter said 'Stay. As he obeyed his general and went, so we shall obey him and stay and fleht till be conies." It was a liomnii speech. Even as the words came from her mouth she looked round and saw Plet, a well grown boy of 15 years; Greta, a child of 11; little Prctorlus, and tbe baby a goodly garrison to defend tho hearth! But she saw that hearth, she saw the dear walls her husband bad built to bring ber borne as a bride, she saw the fields be bad tilled and the barns he had raised, and seeing them she would have fought to the last scratch of her nails, like a wildcat, rather than give them up. "Besides," said she hopefully, "what could tbe wretch Malula know that we don't? Tbe Zulus cannot be near, and If tlicy are, tho farmers have out their scouts, and they say the English from Natal are also ready. Before they reach our form tbe Boers must meet them, and surely the savage shall bo strick en." Nothing more was said about desert ing tbe homestead. Vrouw Putter went her work quietly, but Plet began to prepare. Now, the farmhouse was roomy and the garrison a most pretty one, and, puzzle over the matter as he might, the boy could not sec bow Its rough stone walls could be protected at once on nil sides if the attacking force was to be a large one. Ills mother was about as good a shot as he, and even Greta could discharge a gun at a pinch, but two or three guns could not protect so rambling a building. I'let came to that conclusion with a feeling akin for a moment to despair, until, at hist as he stood In the broad yard look ing at tbe house, the chickens came clucking about him In their search for food, and be had an Idea. All day be worked busily, leaving bis mother to tbe children, and by nightfall be had prepared a fort to withstand a siege. Two or three times during tbe afternoon he bad slipped off to the top of tho. kopje, where he could look afar, but each time be came back, having seen nothing but tbe roll ing veldt. They had supper, and again Plot slipped away and came back, but now with a grim face. Mother," be whispered, "from the west I heard the war song of tbe Zulus. It came faintly with the wind. In tbe direction also of Van Boeven's farm the skies are red and If I go at dork I fear I shall see tbo flames rising from bis barns." The mother gathered her baby tight In her arms for a moment and tben quietly nsked ber eldest: "Are the guns cleaned and loaded?" "Yes," said Plet "and, mother. If you approve, we must leave the bouse. It Is too big and rambling for us two to protect." "Leave the house?" "Not very far," sold Plet and explain ed. Iu that land of few dwellers space la not of much consideration. The form buildings were quite widely scattered, and Farmer Putter bad built bis cow- byres and pigpens and so on a proper distance away from bis bouse walls. All the afternoon Plet bad been march ing, laden with packages and bundles, between the bouse and tbe outbuild ings. Now, wben It was dark, he put out all tb lights of tbe house, and tbe windows and doors were stoutly bar red. -Where are we going ter'sleep?" the children asked, accustomed to rlae and lie down with the sun, and Plet an swered cheerfully, "In the chicken coop." Tbe children, at first astonished and merednlooa, were delighted wben they discovered that their brother meant what be said, for the sight of tbe chickens feeding bad given the boy tbe neceasary Idea. If the bouse were too big, tbe coop could not be accused of that fault About tbe rocky kopje stones were plentiful and more conven ient than wood. Therefore, Plet bad aid ed bis father In building a solid affair to shelter tbe many fowls. It was atone and high and roomy. Plot, dur ing tbe afternoon, had made on each side, by careful removal of stones. loopholes and carried to the benbouso the more precious article In tbe boose. with all tbe ammunition and guns. Now tlie chicken, squawking, were rutblesaly turned out and tbe tittle family went in, the youngsters gig gling. Tbe door, which net bad atrengtbened. was closed, and tbe garri son prepared. Vrouw ratter was not without experience In war's alarms. She looked round with a brave smile. "WeU. dooe, net" she said, and calmly began to examine tbe guna, while at the same time quieting toe children, who, now to the dark and dis turbed by such preparations, began to be afraid. Again Ilet slipped away to tbe kople, and when be came back be said, "Flaniea are rising from tbe Van BoeTena. and tbe war song to coming among the shadows, and this shadow moved and gilded, and came swiftly up tbe slope on which the chicken coop stood between tbe house and the trees by the river. It was followed by an other, and another, and another, and another, coming on like wild ducks In a V or wedire. and from the heart of -Loud. tbe vrouw asked briefly. -Not very." ber son answered. piling rocks against tbe door. -A detached party." said bis mother quietly. "If the Lord wills it we will protect our own." And ebe made tnem au anees oown and pray and tben sing a psalm. It was a CtfuOy moonlight night to tbe dry season and chilly. White ctoods puraoed tbe moo after biding stand teasing tbe rehtt to darfcnesa, tbea passing oa and Hooding the land with Wv swam. For a loosT time all was tea I very still. At last llet peering out 01 of the Impls. "Uow many?" tbe mother asked, as the moon shone out and Plet told ber there were about 20, with shields nud assagais, for In tbose days firearms were not common among tbe Kaffir tribes as now. "A raiding parts." sold Vrouw Put ter, and took command. Piet was eager to fire at once, but she forbado. The children were very quiet though trem bling. Tbe savages came on and bait ed, and came on again, now silent and apparently puzzled at there being no sign ot life about the house. As the coop stood It could not be readily dis cerned In the shadow of the slope. Again the Zulus advanced. "Mother," said Plot, "if they get close tb tbe bouse they will lire It." She nodded, but waited until tho sav ages were only 60 xards away then "Fire!" she whispered, and from her own loophole and from Plot's at the same Instant streamed a flame, and the Zulus gave one great cry of rage and astonishment, ns two of their number threw their arms high and fell, their shields clattering beside them. At once little Greta and Iretorlus did tbelr part, and with Incredible bravery In such In fants forbore even to tremble, but handed up fresh guns, while tbe two defenders passed the empty ones down to be loaded by these small but trained fingers. The Zulus, however, did not fall back. Furious at being taken by surprise they dashed at tbe little fort and a shower of spears came clashing against the stone walls. Crack! again went the guns, and again a howl of pain resounded through tbe nlgbt Tbe Zulus were almost In touch of the fort, and were pressing onward, one on top of tbe other, with their ferocious yells, when a tall man among them with an Iron ring on his bead, sign of an Induna chief, shouted a command and at once bis warriors fell back. "Mother," cried Plet, as they seized fresh rifles, "don't let them think that we are so few. Greta and Prctorlus, load as fast as you can. Mother, let us fire continuously and, thinking we are numerous, they will retire.1 Vrouw Putter nodded consent and at once these two valiant defenders of hearth and borne began from the half dozen 11 rearms at their disposal to pour bullets Into the retreating crowd of naked blacks. They could not tell what actual effect their missiles had, save for on occasional cry from tbe war riors, but tbey hoped that so quick and withering a lire would deceive tbe par ty. Iu this manner, however, they used up a good deal of ammunition from the two boxes of cartridges I'let bad carried to tbe cblcken coop, . With hardly a pause, the Induna gave his savages their Instructions, and and denly tbey ran apart from one another In the moonlight and surrounded tbe henhouse and came at It from three sides. Now, Indeed, tbe besieged were bard put to It but never quailed. Greta took tbe lightest rifle and, little girl though she was, ber father and brother and even her mother had taught ber to use It She took position, a white faced heroine, at one side, and ber mother and Plet lo their old places. Down camo the Zulus, casting spears before them, and sheltered by tbelr long, tough bullhlde shields.' Crack! crack 1 crack! swiftly tbe rifles rang out and still the Zulus rushed on. Tbe fingers of little Pretorius were busy on the floor of tbe but loading the rifles now getting hot. Crack! crack! Tbe savages reached the wall; one scrambled to tbe roof; be thrust a spear down a crack. The Boor's wife cried out; her shoulder was pierced. But Plet's voice was tri amphaut as a yell came from tbe In duna himself. I aimed for the chief and got him!" cried the boy, and Indeed tbe Induna seemed badly hurt for bo limped back, supported, and again called off his soldiers. Plet ran to his mother and helped her bandage the wounded arm. "It is nothing," she said bravely, and added more softly, "nor my life, either, If children and borne are saved." Suddenly little I'rctorlus cried out to dismay. "net" be said, "there are no more cartridges r It was true. One bos wss empty, and the other covered bog did not bold am munition, net looked and despaired. Two gold pro poet or bad been staying at tbe farm wbo used dynamite In their work. They had gone off at sign of trouble, bat had left some tools and thlags behind. In this box which Plet thcr Is dead, but the brave old mother lives on with Plet and bis wife. Many changes have taken place on tbo lonely farm on the veldt, but one building re mains unchanged, and reverently pre served. It is tbe chicken coop, which Is known by tbe children for miles and the shadows come a low hum tbe TOng4llle M "ora rlct'" Fort" New fork Evening Sun. An Invalid's tack In the Wooaa. "Speaking of deer shooting," said the local enthusiast "reminds me of the story of the man up Bethel way. He bad a pulmonary trouble that bad re duced him somewhat and he was doubtful If bis strength would permit him to make tbe journey. His physi cian told him to go ahead, but not to tramp much. In camp, where ho ar rived much exhausted, his friends told him to make himself comfortable while they went out and got him some veni son. "He sat about camp alone until about 10 o'clock and tben went in and took hiss rifle out Into the open. Here he sat down on a log and thought of his unhappy fate. Tbe sun was warm and bright and he moved out Into It rest ing bis rille against tbe stamp of a pine. He then lit bis pipe and rumi nated. A rustle In tbe brush aroused him. Looking up, be saw a buck, with branching horns, about 40 yards away. He reached over without moving from bis seat took tbe rifle, rested It on a prong of tho stump, drew a bead on the deer and fired, and tbe buck fell dead. "Wben the hunters who went out arter venison ror the invalid camo home,, he said, 'What luck? 'Ob, we'll have deer meat for you before we go home. Didn't get any today, but we saw signs.' 'How's tuts for a sign? said tbe Invalid, and be led them op to a 000 pound buck, and tbey broke tbe profound silence to remark, 'Well, I'll be darned.' " Lewlstoh Journal. OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO There are two things we give to every purchaser Who buys a suit or an overcoat, viz:. Good Value and A Good Fit. We do a cosh business and have Only One Price. Everybodylpays us the same Drice. You bnv as Wn bor your neighbor buys as cheap as any one. We think this is the only way to do business so that it will be mutually benefiicial both tn ha customer and ourselves. - . 200 pahs all wool pante, guaranteed not to rip $2.00 110 suits all wool black Clay worsted, 18 oz. ""$10.00 Pants for regular, lean, extra sizes and stout' men. , v ; Come to see ua we will convince you that our prices are right we want to get better acquainted with you anyway. We will treat you nice if we ' can't sell you. WILL H. MATTHEW8 & CO., 304. & Elm St., Greensboro, N. C. OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO THE "GRAY FOX." Oeneval Charles Kins' Resalnlaw caeca at Major General Croak. Young officers fresh from West Point looked st him In wonderment Instead of a somewhat unapproachable digni tary, In precise uniform and epaulets i relieve, retentton of wuer and aainsn mnn AmlimlfloM.1 aatuh an1 , tl.nw . . . .... . Relief in Six Honrs. Distressing Kidney and Bladder illaraan relieved in six boars by tb "Biw GllM South Ansaioas Kiossr CcsUt. This nenr remedy is a area surprise oa account of Its xoeedlng promptness In relieving paJn la the bladder, kidneys, back and every part o the urinary passage in male and female. It A Qaestloa ot Kinship. General HIckenlooper and bis fam ily make tbe evening dinner a source of mental as well as of physical nutri tion. In which exercise tbe general has usually tbe best of It by presenting puzzling and difficult problems. Tbe other evening tbe youngsters turned the tables upon him by presenting tbe following legal proposition: A French beggar died and left one child, a son, and a considerable estate. The son, In order to Inherit the estate, was required to prove a kinship to the deceased. What kinship did be prove? Tbe general promptly replied tbe kin ship of father and son. Tbe children said the answer was wrong; the parent was a woman. This tickled tbe general, and bo decided to pass It along, so tho next day, while taking luncheon with a friend, be pro pounded the following: A French beggar woman died and left a son and an estate, and tbe sod In order to Inherit tbe property was re quired to provo kinship to tbo deceas ed. What was tbe kinship between them? t The friend promptly replied, "Mother and son." "Well," said the. general, "you guess better than I did, for I answered fa ther Instead of mother." Cincinnati Enquirer. Tha Earalasr st Playwrights. Dramatists of established reputation write plays only upon order. Tbelr or dinary prepayments are $500 upon tbe delivery of a scenario and $900 more upon the completion of play. "If tbe finished work does not realize expecta tions," writes Franklin Fyles In The Ladies' Home Journal, "or If the man ager for any other reason does not de sire to put It on tbe stage, the money paid la forfeited after a certain lapse of time, and tbe ownership reverts to tbe author. "But If tbe manager decides to pro duce tbe piece tho author receives a percentage of tbe gross receipts, usually per cent, payable weekly, after tbe amount previously advanced has been deducted. Ordinarily It Increases with the amount of money taken In. More than one native drama has earned f 100,000 for Its author. A dozen have yielded f.'j0,000 each, three times a many 125,000 and a goodly number $10,000." and embroidered sash and belt tbey were welcomed by a cordial handclasp from a tall, buaby bearded man, with twinkling gray blue eyes, In an old slouch felt hat flannel shirt rough canvas shooting coat snd trousers and common soldier's boots. . Generally bis beard wan tied up with string or red tape, tbe only use he had for that usual military indispensable. He sat at campfire or In the simply furnished parlor of his army borne lis tening to the chat about him, rarely sneaking and assiduously playing soli taire with a pack of cards produced from an Inner pocket He could play a capital hand at whist but fought sby of a game with careless or forgetful players. He heard everything that was said and saw everything going on aliont him, but seldom gave a sign. From the so called pleasures of so ciety, dinners, dances and receptions he shrank in dismay. He ate only the simplest food. He never smoked. He hated wine. He wouldn't touch spir its. He marveled flint any man should. "It spoils bis shooting," said be. And our general was a capital shot He could foot It through an old fashioned quadrille or Virginia reel, but nothing else, and would always get away on i social occasions Into the first obscure ,' corner be could find, and then out . would come tho old pack of cards. j Ho rarely read anything but nature's books, although lie had a mathematical gift and not only stood well In sei entitle .studies. jtJbePoj.ntas d!.l Grant, but he helped along his mi mathematical roommate. Rheridnn. Wrltlug was something Crook abhor red. He could hardly- decipher one of ing it almost immediately. If yon wan quick relief and cure tbis Is your remedy? Hold by T. A. Albright, druggist, Graham. JT. a The Slate Normal and Iadautrial College or S. C. JDffera to young women thorough literary, classical, scientific, and in dustrial education and special ped agogical training. Annual expenses $90 to $130; for non-residenta of the State $150. Faculty of 30 mem bers. More than 400 regular stu dents. Has matriculated about 1,700 students, representing every county in the State except one. Practice and Observation School of about 550 pupils. To secure board in dormitories, all free-tuition ap plications should be made before August 1. Correspondence invited from those desiring competent' trained teachers. For catalogue and other informa tion, address . PRESIDENT MoIVER, Greensboro, JC. C. tBv Tonxa, Is a bad carried off for ammunition were Instead some sticks of dynamite. "I bare betrayed my fathers trust r cried Piet "My mistake baa been our mlnT And be flung himself In despair against the wait But bis mother, find ing nothing but empty guns, kneeled quietly down and prayed, her babies about her. 8 he had done all she could. The rest lay with a higher power. For a moment Plet was crazy, and then recovered himself. He looked through bis loophole. Tbe Zulus were la a group quite a hundred yards away, almost Indistinguishable In tbe nlgbt Even as Piet looked they moved and be knew tbey were about to aturk again. With a shout of rage tbe furious boy suddenly stooped to tbe dangerous box be bad carried from tbe bouse, and then threw down tbe rocks from tbe door and burst out la bis bands be carried two sticks of dynamite, carried such deadly things in his hands that a stumble meant destruction. let be dashed ahead through the nlgbt yell ing. Tbe Zulus turned oa him In amase. thinking him mad, and greeted mm with a shower of spears. UMtrtcaen, Plet raa to within CO yards of them. and then, one after the other, be threw at them with aU bis might tbe dyna mite. There was a fearful coticussioa, which dashed tbe boy to tbe earth, a roar as of artillery, a esedley of fearful shrieks from the unhappy Zulus, and all was stllL Vrouw Putter and tbe children came out trembling, and found Plet Insensible, but of tbe Zulu raiders trace, save scattered limbs, where tbe earth was throws about leaving a great bole. The dynamite must have struck fairly m their midst and had ex ploded with fearful effects. That happened long ago. net t to day a ma a and owns the farm. Hlsfa- II tha Earth ShanU Stan. The stopping of a projectile always results In the generation of beat Tbo velocity and weight of a projectile bo ring known, tbe amount of beat devel oped by Its stoppage can be calculated. In tbe case of large bodies moving rap Idly tbe result of tbe calculation Is something astounding. For example: Tbe earth weighs 6,000,000,000,000 tons. It travels In Its orbits at the rate of over 18 miles a second. Should It strike a target strong enough to stop Its motion tbe beat developed by tbe shock would be sufficient not merely to fuse tbe earth, but also to re duce a large portion of It to vapor. It has been calculated that tbe amount of beat generated by a collision so colossal would equal that obtained from tbe burning of 1-1 globes of coal, each equal to tbe earth In slse. And sboold tbe earth after its stoppage fall Into the sun, as It certainly would do, tbe amount of beat developed by Its Impact on the sun would be equal to that generated by tbe combustion of S.000 earths of solid carboo.-Phlla dclphla Itecord. Mara Than Thearr. "I have ttudied fiuance very thor oughly," said tbe young man wbo wasted to help tbe bank president make a brilliant success of his enter prise. "Consequently I thought I would go Into tbe banking business." "Well." answered tbe elderly man aa be polished bis classes, "I don't see why your having studied finance should be any bind ranee. But you most recollect that you wouldn't expect a man to be a first class band In running a wood and coal yard simply because he bad studied botany and geology." Washington Star. It. "Did you ever know your husband to find anything where you told him to look for rtr said aire, Dimpletoa to lira. Wttberby. "Never but once," said Mrs. Wither by. "Bat I doa't consider tt, wss a fail trial." -Oh. do ten me." "I told him to look la one of my pock ets in my wardrobe for a smefllng boa. tie that was snapped up tn a 100 bm papa had given .me for my birthday, a.id be foand It la three sninatea." lift. his own pages, and his letters and dis patches, like those of old "Rough and Beady," General Zachary Taylor, were generally pruned by some brilliant staff officer. Children he loved and treated wltb a shy tenderness that was sweet to see, but be bad none of bis own.. Ilia wife was a Maryland girl wbo won bis heart during tbe war days while ber brother and other enterprising "rebs' made way wltb his body, capturing blm by a daring night raid Into Cum berland. Like Grant, be was simplicity Itself In speech, rarely lifting up bis voice. snd only once did I ever bear blm xak an Impatient word or one that faintly resembled an expletive, but that was In the thick of the Sioux cam paign of 1870 and when be had much to try lilm. We bad to eat our bones tbst year to keep alive. We had no tents, and bardly a cliange of underwear could be found In the whole column. We were wet licdraggled and dirty wben we reached tbe Yellowstone, but tbe general was aa badly off as tbe hum blest trooper and minded It less. There wa'met the spruce conjmand of Gen eral Terry, and Terry himself. In band some uniform, tbe picture of tbe gen tleman and soldier, come over to our bivouac to call on Crook. I was dry ing my buckskins at a Ore as be ap proached and stepped forward to sa lute him. - "Where shall I find General Crook T said be. For a moment I could not answer. Then an old trooper grinned and nod ded toward the river, aud there, squat ted on'a rock, well out In tbe stream, stripped lo tbe walat snd scrubbing away at bis shirt was our general, and Terry was too much of a gentle man even to look amused at the sight The Indians called blm tbe "Gray Fox." Tbe soldiers had their pet names, but we, his officers, wbo follow ed him all over the west from the Mexican border to tbe upper Yellow stone, spoke of him always as' "the general," our general. That meant, of course. Crook. tlM simplest soldier I ever knew. In all the years It was my fortune to serve under blm la Arbtona, Wyoming, Dakota. Montaaa or at his headquarters In Omaha or Chicago. I never saw him In tbe uniform of his rank until be lay dead in bis coffin, his guard of honor grouped about him. Tooth's Companion. BAU. 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