TlteAlaIWceGlcaifer : Ihe'Oldest Newspaper In the County. - T Eatabllehed InlSTrST $1.00 fer Year-Iii Advance. ' Large and increasing circula "t0Ii in Alamance and adjoining c0un ties-a point for advertisers. JUdlciotis jVdVertinli , . - AND -''Keeping Everlastingly " brings success." -' BATES FURNISHED ON 1FPLIC1TICN. . Job Printing. All kinds Commercial Print ing, ! Pamphlets, ' Posters, &e., neatly and promptly executed at lowest prices. ' "" FT1 LAMANGE LEANER.' VOL. XXV. GRAHAM, N. C, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 1900. NO. 49. HE & So I lo Sail "Suit" ? We have been in bsiness 4 months, and they have been most successful ones. During 1900 we expect to add many new names to our already large list of customers. Let us put your name among the first. Our shoe department is top full. To re duce stock'we offer special prices to buyers for next few weeks. For any thing to put in you home to make it more comfortable and beautiful and for all kinds of shoes, see FURNITURE & SHOE HOUSE, Main St., Burlington, N. C. CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BY MAIL. We have made preparauoun (or taking care of the wants ot our two million customers who live in every portion ol the world. . , Our 804 page Catalogue Is jull ot suggestions aou t. overvtblne to Eat. Wear aid Use, and offers particular Bargains in: Bookcases, Bicycles, Brass Goods, Cabinets, Candles; uM,iu Couches, Commodes, Desks, 8 "S?2 'tTSOO. Draped Fancy Chairs, e9e.tQfia.rn. j!an Tables. Fountain Pens, kerchiefs. Jewelry, Mufflers, tamps, Musical Instruments, ejecktlea, ornaments. Pocket Knives. Pictures, Bookers, Shoes? Silverware. Sterling Silver Novelties, Stool", Tables, Watches, eto. - Our Lithographed Catalogue thorns Cartels, Rugs, Portieres, . Art Squares and Late Curtanu it their real colors. Cartels tewed free, lining furnished free, and freight prepaid. Our Made lo-Order Clothing Cataloruewith samples of cloth attached offers Suitsand Over coats from IftVoto 180.00. Ex pressage paid on clothing every where. We alto issue a special Catalogue of Pianos, Organs, Sewing Machines and Bicycles. We will make your Christ mas buylngmore satisfactory than ir. tins aver been before. J. H. A Son Flour. Which Catalogue do you hi Barrel. $3.60. want? Address this way . JULIUS HIRES fc SON. BALTIMORE, UD, Dept. 909. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. JACOB "A. LONG, -Attorney-at-Law, GRAHAM, ----- N. c Practices In the State find Federal courts. Oiltce over Wli ite. Moor & Co.'s store, Main 8tnnt. 'Phone No. 8. Mhs Gray Bykujt. W. F. BTHUM, J. BYNUM &I?YNUM, A itopneys and Counselors atL iw GUEENSBORO, N. C. Pmciice regularly In the courts of Ala mumetDiintv. Auf . 2, W ly DR. J. 1. STOCKAID Dcqflst, GRAHAM, N. C. omco in tne vestai uuimuuk. over Albright's itrua; store. First-clans work at moaeratft prises. Call on me. x Oliver S. Newlin, Attorney-at-Law, " GREENSBORO, N. C. Office In Wright Building East of Court House. Will ( notice regularly In the courts of Al amance. Tlio Tlnso Cornea to every elderly woman when so im portant functional change takes place. This is called "The Change of Life." tneentire system undergoes a change Ureadf ul diseases such as cancer and consumption, are often contracted t this tune. '.',. MoELREPS W'ino ofCardui trengthena and purifies the entire rrtem. sad brings the sufferer safely er these pitfalls., Its effects have "a wonderful. It is rood for all menstrual troubles, bot is especially "commended at this time. Art row drnggiat for the famous Wine of For advice is. cases requiring special directions, address the Ladies- Ad- T IfepartmesV' The Chatta Medicine Col, Chattanooga. JV- in. mi Car nttrrir earns Knbber Stamps Rigid and cnahinn dilm. nnm rtr. inks, pada, and all kind of ""''or stamp supplies. Slampa 10c op. w P EZZELL, tf Burlingtoo, N. C. , -VsiTon.iA. "ns yrzr strrz Oak or Mahogany Oeili.ta.vS. An Unexpected Efts. The ways of n lion are. of ton original nnd sometimes mirth provoking, and a Plymouth Hook did novel and amusing things, to the joy of a carload of pas sengers, on a recent trip from Brad dock to Pittsburg. The Pittsburg Com mercial Gazette tells the story. Carrying a lien proudly, a man who was evidently a foreigner got on the trolley car at Braddock. He was drow sy and not quite sober, and he crossed his legs, set the hen on his lap and went to sleep. Four miles out of Braddock the hen suddenly woke from its own reverie and cackled. Its owner opened his eyes and found himself and his hen ob jects of Interest.- He was annoyed, but the passengers had more or less excuse for staring. They had discovered a fresh egg resting snugly on the man's lap. No one could speak the man's lan guage, but every one was bound that he should know what bad happened. Twenty Index fingers pointed to the hen, and 40 eyes were turned In the same direction. Finally the stranger lifted the hen tenderly, and the secret was revealed. Then he was wide awake. With his left hand be held the egg aloft, that all might see; with his right hand he af fectionately stroked the hen. Every body smiled. All at once it seemed to occur to him that refreshments were In order. He grinned at his fellow pas sengers, tapped the shell on the edge of the seat to open a way to the inte rior and swallowed the egg. Emulated Hannibal. When Admiral George Dewey and his younger sister Were small children together In Montpelier, Vt., they read an account of Hannibal crossing the Alps. According to Max Bennett Thrasher, who relates the incident in Self Culture, the boy was strongly im pressed with the story, as, In fact, he seems to have been with almost any thing pertaining to war. Just back of the statehouse Is a high and very steep hill,, at that time proba bly bare of houses, since even now only a very few have been able to perch upon its slopes. Fitting-himself and bis sister out with such Impedimenta as he thought suitable one winter day and naming the high hill the Alps, young Dewey started to cross them, he being Hannibal and his sister the army. It was cold, and the ground was covered with deep snow, but the endurance of the army did not give out until she had become so chilled that she was sick in bed for a week after ward as a result. Between Admiral Dewey and his sis ter existed a sympathy of the most in timate nature. In one of his letters to her after the battle of Manila he said: "Just a line to thank you for your kind letter and also for your prayers for my safety. Perhaps they did help. Who knows?" A If ewsaape' of Colonial Days. We have Just read a copy of one of the oldest newspapers in America. It is the Boston Gaiette of May 12, 1770. "containing the freshest advices, for eign and domestic." A full account of the Boston massacre is printed In the four three column pages. Its tone is In harmony with the rebellious spirit of the times against the unjust taxa tions of a despotic monarch. Bitter as the people seemed, however, they were not yet ready to throw off the yoke. They only wanted the right of self government. By a perusal of Its editorial page It Is seen that men fought with the pen even at that early date. One article Is directed against a man who signed himself "Bostonfan" In The Chronicle, another paper. In the same paper Is published a resolutlorroyconlngEngllsh goods, which had been passed by the towns people. The names of persona "ho re fused to abide by the agreement are published and pePl warned against tradlnr with tnem- , A very graphic account of the Boston massacre Is given, surrounded by broad black boiders--PorUand Tele gram. A Matter of Color. Wanderer (returned after of1 yearsr-WeD, well. I n mighty glad to see you. How are yon. and bow are an the good people? guyatbons-Oh. we're all right and getting along as wefl as could be ei- atderer-And bow Is the Widow BsthoiDe-8h- Isn't ao Green a aiderer What's tb aoatter? She Isn't gray. I hope? Stayatbome-No; she's Brown. Wanderer Brown? 8tayatbome-Ies: J1?"; .boot Ive years ago, and abe-a bee. the Widow Brow, for the to twa rears. . Wanderer-Ton don't say? Wanderer-WeD. by F tiling to Chan color again. lH ask Vr as sure aa my name's BUc. 1 T!o'Srarl"l Jelrm. Am. Mertas pirhie llrKtsorfll THE HOME ABOVE THE LITTLE COR NER STORE. The year la done; the book., with flattering voice. Tell me I'm rich, jot 1 cannot rejoice! Thii manlve marble pile, thli countlcsa gold,' Seem vorthleaa dirt tor which my life ii wld. How gladly would I give it all to bring Once more into my lite its flowery truing " To leel the thrill ot happinraa again That I ao well remember! It was when Louise was with me, and could wealth but buy the put all mine I'd yield without one sigh. To have, enjoy in hopeful love once more, Our home above the little corner store. How poor we were! But what is poverty To youthful hearts that love devotedly! How hard we worked and planned and schemed To realist the things our hope had dreamed I In every thought and action each bad aliare; Life was to us a partnership affair. For each Invested one true (Using heart And bore of lose and gain an equal part ; Not equal, 110, for every lost and pain Each craved to give the other Joy and gain; The croaking bird of self ne'er hovered o'er The home above the little corner store. When trade was dull and creditors severe, I'd walk back to the stairs and wait to hear Her sing of faith and hope; and, when she'd sung, I thought It was an angel's heavenly tongue To guide mo through each dark financial flood. "Twas strange how perfectly ahe understood! When I'd deplore of ever gaining ground. How gently would she draw my arm around Her waist and laughingly make me .confess This life had been for us a grand success! Then how much brighter grew than e'er before1 The home above the little corner store I Ofttimea those blissful days come back to ma When loneliness plods on too wearily, And memory bringgLoulse in spirit here To change this tomb into that home so dear. I hear her speak of duties of the day. Of cheerless hours while I was away; The flowers in her hair, her neat attire, How proud I was that! should thcin inspire; She'd often take ray hand between her two And say, "I'm happy if 1 Just please you;' I kissed her when we parted at the door, At home above the little corner store. Like muBic borne away on summer's breeze From'out this lower life passed my Louise; But in my heart still lives her beauteous love To comfort while along earth's course I move. Successful, famous now I'm called, but, oh, My desolation none can ever knowl Last night I sat lieforc my firs snd dreamed I waB not old and rich alt changed I seemed; I heard her laughter, then a rustling near, And on my cheek I started! 'Twas a tear That whispered as it ran, "I(o, nevermore. The home above ttie little corner store!" Paul Lossing McKenrick in Success. 4c : : ? if : : f I S)J5's;:-5S'$' "Dirty niggers," General Grub muni bled, mopping the perspir:itlon from his snub nosed countenance, for, al though the tent flap was raised to let In whatever air was stirring, It was very hot, and the general, like the rest of us, preferred, no mutter how un justly, to vent his wrath on some one be disliked. Outside the teut the light night wind rustled through the tropical undergrowth about the camp, and from the black cook's quarters the tin ny tinkle of a banjo danced Into the darkness In curious contrast to the regular beat of sentries' feet. Lieutenant Laue broke the silence by rising from his stool at the farther end of the room and walking with short, precise steps to where the gener al sat, that he might hand him the dis patches he bad beeu copying. lie wan an estimable youug man thin, bald about the temples, an oldish youti.; face, with arched eyebrows and sun burned Roman nose, giving him the air of a harassed mosquito. Ills dispatches were written with the scrupulous tare of a mind given to detail, the one era sure, crossed by a neat line of X's. adding to the precision of the whole. When the ald-de-camp rose, Cassandra, General Grub's parrot and Inseparable companion, who for the last half hour had been hanging head downward from the ridgepole, straightened her self, cocked a vicious eye nt him and silently slid to the ground. She hated him and waddled to the attack as soon as his back was turned, every tall feather expressing ber Joyous wicked ness. A moment later Lieutenant Lane Jumped. "Ouchr he said deliberately. "Fortunes of.wnr," squawneu me bird, "fortunes of war. Gur-rrr-rrr-rrr-rrr-rrr." " y " "It-It's that green parrot, Lane explained, as General Grub looked up quickly. "Found the calves of your legs, eh T he asked, laughing. n't., .kin .MJn.rnmn vlfliblV Stluen- ed and slowly turned a beetlike red; be was not a man or impulse cvtu when he blushed. "Keep 'um out of toon inn out of the way," the general continued, half Impatiently. D ..... - - . I. .... n It always Irrltaiea nun iu " one's feelings. a if anv one could keep his legs out of that green parrot's way. Lane grumbled to himself on bis way back to the "desk at the farther end of the room, where every pen. pencil, niouer s r nannr lav In Its acctis- tomed place, the bits of string be bad conscientiously saved with great waste of time and patience plied neatly to gether In a Japanese imn. " i.inni.t- nrrlpr and routine were the breath of life to blm. and be was happiest v. lieu be could do the tame thing at the same boor of the same day the year rounu. . t- .,iiw on .linntps silence relgn- rvi ... , jd. xben Oeneral Grub raised bis voice. and the ald-te-cauip, woo coumi nt-v remember tLat a dog does not bite erery time he barks, Jumped oerv oosty. "Orderly." t m.mrmr r general Grub s ran o idler stood at attention, bis wen knit. taut figure blotting out we aquar- u. darkness left by. the raised lent Baj -Tell Lieutenant Fielding to report a. srlm at ooee." The man saluted and disappeared. A snoment later iiesuiui was a tan. allmly built fellow, with deep set eyes and a resolute chin. Ton felt on looking at blm that be was a man whose steady band o the bridle would give a erreoa korse coofldencs nder trying etrwmstaoeee. lessed ta a loose coat, riding trowaers and s ,!. fean face, naturally dark, burned to a copper brooso ty exposure, be migm eev 7nT m the dim light of the tent, for a for- -81 1 'down, alt down.- General Grub -aid. pointing witi the toe of WaJ boot ta a camp euaaa aw a - scratched bis bullet shaped bead, eor ered with bristly. Iron tray bJa and a. watrtntV niaa!!'! OnKftk Tbere were dlar-tr to rrried through the Hues, and be had been stj lected for the duty. '1-tnrtA vmi'VA an M rnnr nrflvprtt! vnll ain't likely to come out of this scrape witu a wnpie SKin, uencrai uruu saiu. Then after a moment's hesitation be stuttered, "Hot, ain't It?" He looked up with a pleased, childlike smile, that a cherub might have envied, stuck a cigar into his mouth, and, bunching the dispatches together, put them luto a soiled linen envelope, tied It with a bit of pink tape extracted from his pocket, scaled It and handed It to Fielding. Pink tape and battle were much more In General Grub's line than red tape and drawing rooms. Wheu this was finished, be rose, the sword so. much too large for him in the time of neaeo. so much too small In time of war, clanking at his side. "Good night, sir," Fielding said. "Good night, sir; good night, nnd these niggers be banged." "As you like, sir," Fielding answered, smiling, and when his superior officer's hand, with Its grubby finger nails bit ten to the quick, grasped his and gave it a Jerky shake be felt a sudden, over whelmlnir enthusiasm for the task set him. It seemed glorious to ride through the enemies' line with every chance of being butchered by them at their own convenience. The night on which he began bis return Journey , to General Grub's encampment was propitious, for a cold, drlzzlv foff had set In. For six long hours Fielding picked his way through the wet undcrnrusn, ins mare nllnnln? nn the boccv eround. while dripping branches that lie could not see struck him in the face with the sting of a lash. At the monotonous gait necessary the hours seemed like eter nities snreadinir out Into the Dall-like. expectant silence about him. He would have given everything he possessed to fill the woods with a shout or spur bis horse Into a breakneck gallop any thing flpemed more bearable than the endless creeping forward, with nothing but the Interminable drip, drip or tne rain on the leaves to break the still noH At tlin crossroads be mounted and rode on a little more rapidly for a few moments. Then bis horse stopped Bhort, with a frightened whiffle. Field ing, erect, his hand on the trigger. peered Into the battling anrgness. in the silence the watch In his pocket ticked out the time with nervous rapld- Itytlie minutes seeming to lumoie dver e'nch other In their haste to get away. Seeing nothing, he was on the point of urging his mare forward when bis ears, sharpened by the strain nt the nnxt hours. cnuL'lit the muffled sound mnde Vy feet on spongy ground, and as be looked again the simuow at the side of the road moved and crept stealthily towaitl him. He raised bis revolver, but, before he could Arc, his horse, shying violently, bolted. "Pnrniln!" shouted a number of voices, while unnumbered "pnrndas" beat a wavering retreat into the rorest. PipMlnir turned aulcklv In the saddle. to be blinded for a moment by the glare of a dark lantern turned upon him. When he had grown acustomcd to the white light, he took In the Hem brandtllke scene In the road behind him. A crroun of half a dozen men, In alnnMi lints nnd Ions canes, stood hud dled together at one side, while the stream of yellow light rrom tne luniern held aloft by one of them fell upon the leader, standing a few feet In advance, and threw his head and shoulders Into bold relief. Fielding took deliberate aim and fired, as a bullet carried away his hat. In answer tne lantern ten to tii irrniind with a metallic clang and darkness sprang toward him over the road. The men behind him were still firing at random when bis mare stumbled almost on to her knees. Before she could more than recover herself Field ing's pistol was. knocked from lil Imnil Ida arms were Dinned to bis side. while he was nearly lifted from Un saddle by the bearlike hug or a mnn who had ridden suddenly uton hlin from the side of Uie road. A short, sharp struggle began, both men fight ing to win, tho newcomer, who was rh fresher and more heavily built, gt-t- Ung the better of the American. By n sudden wrench Fielding rreca nis icii hand and struck out. with closed flsi, at what In the darkness he took to le hl opponent's head. The fellow cursed blm roundly, gripped tighter for a mo ment, then his hands looseueo, anu Fielding knew from the dull thud made by a heavy body falling to the earth that be was free of his trouble some companion. Ills mare started Into a breakneck: gallop ror nome, uie riderless horse following from sheer fright, the rapid beat of Its hoofs a ghostly echo of those of his mare's. The worst of bis scrape over. Fielding t,rl tlma to become conscious of a dull ache In bla shoulder and leg and on putting bis band Into his loot rouna It full of blood. "Hcllol" be said. "I'm bit. Ton must run all the faster, Betty," ho added, patting the mare's neck. "Love," said the Junior surgeon. "Is a mighty queer thing. It's Inspiring, but It Isn't happy." lie plunged Into his tub of cold water and came out Shaking like a Newfoundland. The one candle, flickering In the draft, sent bis shadow-that of a pink and white young giant, whose counti-nance was cheery and pleasant-dancing tiMn the tent walls. When be was dresaed. be Mew out the light. pulld up Ike tent flan and looked out at tho sllcnl rsuip Ufe was aot aD beer and aklttlee. he thought, but a Diana of cross purposes, when the girl for whom one cared cared for another fellow, and the emp ty feeling at the pit of bis stomach, which every one baa felt on occasions of great disappointment or after a long fast, getting the better of bla sense of humor, be sighed as only young people wbo believe In the enduring quality of their am'lctloos can algh. The darkness about bla was chang ing to tbe cool, silvery light of tbe dawau Somewhere ta tbe distance a cock burst Into a shrill crow, like all early risers prood of being tbe first one up, and la tbo forest tbe drowsy tweedle of little birds grew wltb tbe growing light. Tbe Junior urgeos) bad been bora, eoe might say. wltb a silver knife, fork and spoon la bla mouth and, as tbe only nephew of four rich maldea aunta, had beea systematically spoiled from ai. .k nn. bat with little effect, for rtewed In tbe light of a spoiled darling be was a complete failure, nn n nan made aa optimist of aim. Hlacarerr la tbe university and la tbe boapltal la ru.M mherm be bad been a general favorite, aserrly confirmed him la this Ttew. On our dectaratloajof war wltb pain be bad returned to. the Cnlted State, posthaste to offer hi. service. to the government and had had the , good fortune to be sent to the front al- -most Immediately. There is, after all, ' something In good luck, though per haps more In good manners. Hard worked a. he was In General Grub's division, he still found time to be mis- j erable over tbe fact that Katblyn j Schuyler hod refused to marry him for j the excellent reason that .be was going to marry gome one else. She had con fided this fact to him under tbe inno cent Impression that anything which made her so tremendously happy must be good new. to blm, and tbe poor Juu- lor surgeon was made to feel for the ; first time the bitterness of the old ad- j age that what Is one man', meat Is another man's poison. He sighed ngaln as he stuck his hand Into the pocket where he kept one of the girl's abort, characteristic notes,, wondering who tbe lucky fellow was, for no name had been given him. The rhythmical beat of faraway horse's hoofs broke In upon his tbougbti abruptly. While be listened, bis heart hammering against hi. ribs, for the sound coming out of the Btlllness of tbe early morning was a. thrilling as a midnight extra cried through deserted streets, tbe soft piping of birds In the ; forest turned Into an expectant silence, and it seemed to the Junior surgeon that be alone In all the big, dim world around blm was waiting for the soli tary borsemnn. Pushing the tent flup hastily aside, he ran with long strides past the enn vas colony to the clearing beyond. Th sentry, alert with thefenr of the some thing unknown which was drawing nearer, saluted hi in as be put the ques tion which was In his own mind: "What Is It?" "Something queer, sir. Listen to the birds." "Was the general expecting news?" "Nothing's expected, sir; It ain't notbiug that we're expecting. Nothing but a hn'ut rides so deadly quick." "A ba'nt!" "One of them as has been killed uirh!" The soldier drew In bis breath with a frightened, sucking sound as a ! Itnv tn n fa unvflnwl with UU-fMlt. f-fintpr- I ed into view. She stopped short on see ing the camp, then wltb a balf pleased whinny at being among friends again allowed the sentry to catch her bridle. I Her rider bung an Inert mass from the saddle, and the Junior surgeon wonder- : ed as he lifted hlin down what had ' kept bim from falling under tbe horse's hoofs. "By Jove!" be exclaimed suddenly as the man's face came into view, and the sentry added, ns though It were a sol emn response: "Lieutenant Fielding, sir! The pity of It!" When everything necessary had been done for Fielding, the Junior surgeon picked up the coat be had to cut away from the wound in his arm and in so doing spilt the contents of one of tbe inner pockets on to the floor. Borne pa pers, bound together by an clastic, which snapped with the Jar of the fall, were scattered to right and left, and on stooping to pick tbem up he gave a start of surpriso at tbe sight of a small photograph, lying face upward under his hand. "Katblyn!" be exclaimed In bewilderment. "How the devil V He tared nt It a moment, then nlmcutly turned It over and read the writing on the back. "Only come back, my dearest," it ran, "and I will marry you on nothing a year or do anything else you want mo to. I know now whether I love you, and, ob.TJIck, I dp! Don't let tbem kill you. I would ever so much rather you ran away at the first shot so long as you ran back to me." The Junior surgeon turned toward the man on tbe cot. "Bo It was Field ing!" be said, gently. Tbe tears In his eyes suddemy blotted out the scene about hlin. but not the vivid remem brance of a slim, taillHh youug girl, whose face and figure, fresh aud erect ns daffodils, held out the nllurlng hope of fuller beauty Inter on the hope which makes spring so adorable. An hour later tho Junior surgeon was ushered Into General Grub's teut. Where that testy little fighter sat eat ing his breakfast of soft boiled eggs, toast and coffee, while Cassandra wab bled about the table In search of crumbs. To see the general eat eggs was a monstrous sectacle, for It Is a disheartening fact that good table man ners and' greatness rarely dwell to gether. They had known each other many years were. In fact, friends of long standing since It had Iteen on the auspicious occasion of the Junior sur geon's first pair of breeches that Oen eral Grub bad offered his hand and heart to Miss Locretla. the Junior sur geon's youngest aunt. Kor purely per sonal reasons allss I.ucretla had re fused to marry, but she bad not tbe power to keep that pigheaded officer from considering ber ever after as tbe only woman In the world. "IIow tbe deuce did you find Field ing?" be asked when tbe. Junior sur geon had spoken. Tbe young fellow told bis tale wltb a simple brevity nat ural to blm, yet at-tbe end the listening . . ..,.,, l general was conscloui ' rTi erved every honor that could be con ferred upon blm. "Bad wounds?" be asked testily. "Yes," said the Junior surgeon. "Goln to die?" "Die?" squawked Cassandra. "Die?" She burst Into an affected giggle and added, "It's tbe fortunes of war tbe fortunes of war? . . ; Tbe junior surgeon u "'""" aavagely. "Blana mat u.ro; Rtoriea. - ExTTLmrnts sro bow being made . . , . ti.i..u by nomti enterprising Britishers to cnltiTate pearl sheila nnd. by rtf- Aciallv introdncinar tbe neceasarr tr- ritating eu butane in tbe flesh, to produce tbe pearl scientifically, bot tba success ul such an enterprise baa not yet been d em oust rated. la4e Tss AashB, 'One of Pr. King a New life Pilla each night f r two weeka baa put tne in mv 'teens' apiiii" wntrt D. II. Turner, of Detnpeeylown, Pa. TlM-Y're the best in the world for liver, Stomach and Itoael. Purely rentable. Never gripe. Only '25c- at T. A. Albright Cc'a drug 'tore. Ths Om Da Cold Cur. Far ma r. 0 brad aad n ,,r-.'.5!l I son a CfcocoiaM Laxatn Qatar, lbs Oa Lmj cata Can.- - GOOD H0ADS CRUSADE . MOVEMENT FOR BETTER HIGHWAYS IN ILLINOIS. Work ns Yet Is In the Experimental Stave Good Soft Reads the Present Aim Taxes Should Be Paid la Cash. Loan Coaxed bjr Mad. There is a great stir In Illlnol. upon the subject of good rouds. Tbe great enthusiasm created by a series of coun ty nnd district conventions held during the full in different parts of tbe state ,.ulmnntu(i Btnte convention held , ,,,., , ;onnef.tlon I liinj ub - - with the state fair. "if we can evolve a method by wblcb i we can give every fnrmcr a good road to bis farm and market and school house, we will have taken one worthy step In tbe great closing era of the nineteenth century." Such were the word, of rrofe.sor Hunulcut on behalf of Governor At kinson of Georgia In his address of welcome to the national road parlia ment at Atlanta In October, 1805. Pro fessor Hunulcut made another strong uoliit when he snld, "Tbe annual loss J)mt 0 tarmn by reaBOO of Dad road. Is beyond computation." General Itoy 8tone, director of the office of road Inquiry, department ol agriculture, said the other day that more activity Is now being displayed In rond Improvement than ba. been shown for years. At the present time no state seems to be tackling the good roads pro post tlon with more vigor and earnestness than Illinois. During tbe last summer is ixcusn no ad. MIkk lU-ila O. Harbvr. secretary of the Slnle and Interstate Good Roads and Public Improvement association, trav eled extensively through Illinois. The Btnte and Interstate Good Roads I association. ri-irewiiied by' Miss Har ber. embraces 21 or itioru states and Is tbe outgrowth of a stale convention held In Missouri lu 18UT. In her travels and missionary work to promote the sentiment for good roads In Illinois Miss Hnrber claims to have been very successful lu enlisting the co-opei-nllon of commercial bodies In different towns. Among farmers, however, she bad some dlfllculty In ex plaining that the association she repre sented was working not for hard roads, but for good roads. The average farm er, she found, easily liccame frightened at the iroRsnl for hnrd roads, for that makes them think or macadam, wblcb would mean Increased taxation. In a recent address Miss Harber sold: "Our sole aim at present Is to make good soft rouds, which In years to come will furnish foundations for good hard roads. As on association we regard our work ns experimental and educational. We aim to have at each of our conventions manufacturers and machines for constructing sample pieces of road, that farmer may sec In a practical demonstration bow a road should be built to le of value-to the community. The object lessons show bow n road should. lie built so that wa ter will drain off. bow culverts should be constructed and arranged In order properly to fulllll their mission and bow really Inexpensive It I to make good roads wheu tbe work Is done In telligently nnd systematically. "We do not Intend to increase taxa tion one penny, for we know that the $4,000,000 annually expended by Illi nois Is sultlclent lo build good roads throughout the state. Hut we do ask that tbe farmers will let the state do the work according to an approved sys tem aud not work out their poll tax by pretending to build good roods, not that they do not mean to do their best, so far as they know or have the abil ity, but they have not the facilities and cannot do the work as it should be done. We know that under the- proper system a good rural rood can lie made for less money tbsn It now costs. We want. If possible, to see the pull tsx re duced to l. but want the farmer to pay that dollar luto the state treasury. Instead of working It out, as Is now tbe case, and we expect to convince blm that It will be lo hi. advantage to do It." rrofeiwor W. C. iJitta of Purdue university. Indiana, has pointed out thst permanently good roads would prove nnsrirlally beneficial lo firmer. In these ways. They would economlxe time and fori In transportation be tween farm and market, enable farm ers lo tske adrantsge of t-jarket fluc tuations In buying and selling, permit loaiiuiia in i" " "b. k'-. iran.portolion of farm p-.-d.icte snd purcbssed commodities during times of comparative h-lntirr. fdm-e wear and tear on horses, harm-as snd ve hicles and ro Ira new the market value of real estste. It is certain that as leng as rural roads remain a tb-.-y are rural free mall iM'vrrr will ftfiea be a physical Imnoasibilii r. General Hlone states HULK ! that one of the rnieit electrical car- or nni.mKl.lrea. for lwo x-raons weighs only a little over a ton. Includ ing pasacucrrs and twtlwy. One bona "j'. 'VT good stone rratd at l. notes per boar. " b ....n.ht ' . WrBt.T0r ,'.. miles for two persons for II. sir M tire rate ot alKHjl one-fofileth cf the coat of rail way travel This Is Korres euougu ta tbe art of trausiiortntlon to suAea fot a few year at b-aat. eaatr Is Bteedl Dee, dean Wood mesas a eVtaa jkia. Na baaety witboat H. Caaeareta, Candy Cathar te data roar blood sad keep ekea, by stirring ap tbe laiy Iitct sad drrrutf all ua pantses from the body. W-aia UwUy to baaiab Paplea, boils, blotebaa, ttkbeada, sad that sickly biuoas eotnplexioa by taking Caaeareta. beaaty for tea cents. An drsfr giata, satarfsctioB guaranteed, lUe,c,9Ue. n.fl'FOnXA.. lausta Tla la tn ratrm bar OOOOOOOOOOOO W) ooooooooooco There are lwo things we give to very purchaser ' Who buys a suit or an overcoat, viz: - , - . . Good Value and A Good Fit, . We do a cash business and have,.,... . . " '" ' " , Only One Price. Everybody! pays us the same price. You buy as cheap as your neigh bor your neighbor buys as cheap as any one. We think this is tbe only way to do business so that it will be mutually benefiicial both to the customer and ourselves. . 200 paiis all wool pants, guaranteed not to rip ;.2.00 110 suits all wool black Clay worsted, 18 oz. 10.00 Pants for regular, lean, extra sizes and stout men. ; . ; Come to see us we will convince you that our prices are right we want to get better acquainted with you anyway. We will treat you nice if we can't sell you. WILL 11. MATTHEWS & CO., 304 S. Elm St., Greensboro, N. CV 0000000000000 OOOOOOOOOOOO A TFt&PHY OF BURGLARY. Draoaaacr Carrlea a Cold Wateh aa Soavealr of Hla Deed. "This watch was part of the spoils of a burglary In which I participated in 1881," said a guest In tbe SL Charles loliliv to a reoorter. drawluc out a idgon,,, goa timepiece with a curl- I ous spiral pattern engraved in heavy : relief on the lid. "It was my first af- fair of tbe kind, and I regret to say I bungled It and got caught almost Im mediately. What is the Joke, did you ask? There Is no Joke; It Is perfectly true. It happened like this: "In Uie fall of 1881. when I was quite vounir and ereen. I sot a Job travel- 1 ing for a Chicago grocery bouse, and one of the first places I visited was a small town in northern Ohio. I arriv ed about 11 at night and went out to take a stroll and smoke a cigar before going to bed. Passing through a aide street, I noticed a light in the little Jewelry store and also that the door was ajar. That reminded me I bad recently broken tbe mainspring of my watch, and I sauntered in to leave it for repair. "As I entered a young man arose from the further end of Uie counter. He seemed startle, which was not un natural at such a late call, but be re gained his composure while I explain ed the purpose of my visit and told me he had closed some hours before, but happened to remember some things that bad been left out of tbe safe and returned to put them back. When I hnnded him my watch, I asked bim to lend me another to wear In the mean time, and be gave me one at random from a tray on the counter. This is It on my chain now. "Next morning," continned the story teller, "I was lounging In the hotel of fice, when the town marshal tapped me on the shoulder. " 'Let me we your watch.' he said. "I pulled It out mechanically and was at once placed under arrest ou uie charge of robbing the Jewelry store. It seemed that It had lieeu burglar-lied during the night, nnd souieliody In the hotel had noticed my e-ullar looking watch aud reported It to tho police. It was promptly Identified as part of the stolen goods, aud, needle to say. my story ns to Its acquisition was laughed to scorn. I was obliged to admit that it I seemed a little gauxy myself, and 1 can't say I blame the authorities tor declining to give It credence. "At any rate, I found myself in tne deuce of a fix. My old watch had been carried off by the thief, and there was absolutely nothing to eon firm my state ment except the bare fact that none of the other goods was fonnd In my pos session. That, however, went for very little, for It wssjrgued that I had bad abundant time to conceal my plunder. In my agitation aud excitement I must have preiM-uted a perfect picture of guilt, and the townspeople came near mobbing roe on the way to Jail. They kept me there for exartly three hours, tbe agony of which will dwell wltb me If I live to lie a hundred. ' "Meanwhile the sure enough burglar had been bagged In an adjolulug town with all the WrTit Including my tlme-pl-e. In his vallae, and when I was finslly releawd he was bundled Into my cell. If bo' hadn't been caught. I don't know what might have happened. I don't like to think about It. Tbe au thorities made groveling apologies, and the Jeweler was especially abject. To placate Uie he offered to let me keep tbe new wstcb In exchange for my old one. and I accepted the proposition. I car ry It as a sort of trsgtc-eomlc sou venir." New Orleans Tliue-IH-moTt. It Wss rwwrr'i Treat. "In 1R8C," ssld Colonel Frank Small, advance aaent for a theatrical compa- nr "I was la Waxlilncton wltb Rose Coahlaa. playing at wuat was then Albaogh's Oix-ra House. One after noon I was la tbe bot office chinning with the tk-krt manipulator and watch- tag the matinee girls when three ladles came in, followed by 100 children, boya and clrla. "One of the ladles stepped up to the window and said. 'We have Just an mwmm 100 children here and here Is cbeck for r to pay for tbe tickets for tbem,' Bbe banded In a cbeck signed by George lewey, and tbe tickets were passed out to tbe lady. Tbe happy youngsters were soon enjoying tbe play. "I didn't know George Dewey from Adam's off ox. and I asked tbe ticket naa wbo be was. He told me that Mr. Dewey waa a navy officer and that It mras not tbe first time be bad handled aia cnecss In that way; that one each season anyway tbe children front some of tbe several orphan asylums were given such treats by tbe gentle man, but that bo seldom attended a performance himself." St. Lotus Win Ita Baay. A man has to be bra re to ay 1 can'i afford it" when be la asked to Ac something unless it la bis wife wise aska him. LouisrlUe JnoT-nsl. - A Sla. )' r. SSOTM a mrx ! H A V trosB Tmr erar ai-Qsriria. inarli fear am Tit' rt Vita t arlU. attMJ. fss-valris w-rw Mauij ami trasrw-sitett a cj rm. ear saaaasaa-aa-afh atrtaa; a aeia an aa lama yaa ra wu V m a.i mi.iMi ABt,styTa-aAC' m mmtr tmr iouw. t 1 par .r.n.i dir . mw I 1 , . . a- I I ImjH Relief in Six Hoars. Distressing Kidney and Bladder diseases relieved In six boors by tb "Haw Gkkat South Am iricj Kinsar Cess. This new . remedy Is a treat surprise on account of lu exceeding promptness in relieving- pain la tbe bladder, kidneys, back and every part o the urinary paasas-es in male and fesoale. It relieves retention of water and pain in pass inc itaunoat trnmedlatelr- If von want quick relief and cure this is yonr remedy. Sold by T. A. Albrisbl, druggist, Grabaas. Jt. C. The Slate Normal and Istfsbatrlal College of S. C. Ofiera to young women thorough literary, classical, scientific and in dustrial education and special ped agogical training. Annual expenses 9'JO to I I.JO; lor non-residenU of tbe State $1.50. Faculty of 30 mem bers. More than 400 regular stu dents. Haa matriculated about 1,700 students, representing every county in the State ' except one. Practice and OogerraUon School of about ooO pupils. To secure board in dormitories, all free-tuition ap plications should be made before August 1. Correspondence " invited from those desiring competent trained teachers. For catalogue and other informs-' tion, address PRESIDENT MoIVER, Greensboro, 2f. &. OASTO my .heeler &. Wilson Sewing Machine Rotary MftJM ud Ball BcarUr;, Easy RaMiotr, Quiet, Rapii. and Darafclc Purchasers says ' It run! as light as a feathct." ' Great improvement over any so far." ' !t turns drudgery Into a pasting. ' The magic Silent Sewer." All sizes ani styles of sewin-r r- - chines for Cloth and Leathtr frirThe beet machine on earth see it lcfore you buy. ONEIDA STOKE TO. M. II ayes. Atent . C1VLLSM. REUAliLU 5 5 ARTISTIC--. : i:maaacadd by LiaBag i : i-rtaiakf. :I fejr Alasys MS CALL Patterns 4 0NE BLTTER AT ANY PfiJCE : ,raVc ami:, ar 4 ta tMtw4 J r rmytM aa tsasr v asanas -5 If yt VjrAaT 4kxr aH (Warn, aa-asf - Wirr fats. - a VtatassBal aaCssJeaa Ad yiaT MAa-ant assia 5 THE McCALL COMPANY. US Is 14 W. UibStsMCaeaTsrs ; S iSa FRtb Ave-. Chica. io;i Marajt St.. feaa ftwm MSCALL'SSrv Brightest Magassaa Contains Murtifal Cohtnd f.tM Paucxaa, fata- iS Ian. 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