lamance Gleaner HE VOL. XXVII. GRAHAM, N. C, THURSDAY, APRIL 25. 1901 HO. 12 A A UTTLE WHILE.' ke it io natural that we fall asleep - - - Like tired children when the day la doM That 1 would question whj the living weep . -When death haa Uawd the Uufffaiaff lipa of mm We do not ilgb when golden aktca have donned ' The purple shadows and the gray of night, : , Becaiue we know the morning hee beyond And we muat wait a little while Cor light v So when, grown weary with the care and at rife. Our loved once nod in Bleep the peace they crave We auould sot weep, but learn to count tbie life A prelude to the one beyond the grave, ........ And thua be happy for them, not distressed. But lift our hearts with love to God and smile, . And we, anon, like tired ones, will rest . It we will hope and wait- little while. , 1 '. a Ji z-. ' yonkera Bta teaman. llTheir Grcfct-: Is A Story of en Old Man Who 1 5 Made a. Whole Family J j t- v-: Happy." , ij ! : BY ADA . M. TROTTEB. ' 0 ooooooooocooooooooooooooo , j "'Heugbf Heughr groaned old Pierre, - try lug to raise himself from the rock - on which lie rested. Tben be looked v around and shook his tremulous fist at - - the mountain peaks' frowning .00 ev- ery aide. "So," said he--"Bo I am at your feet. Once I was your master. I have danced upon those beetling , brows . and scaled those precipitous heights like chamois. Ah, 1 tell you I was bold and young then! "' Tou could not . frighten I'ierre with your crashing avalanches. . Pierre . knew your tricks by heart." Then muttering maledictions on old -age, which - brought so many infirm! ;:. ties In its train, be took up a small ' bundle and pursued his Journey to the . village beside the lake. . ,.- . ' from the path by which Pierre de- '...; scended and . immediately below the . steep zigzag was a superb view of the , aznre lake., the limpid waters lapped the cliffs, blue, so Intensely blue. The barks, wing a wing, sped like eagles . across the bay. ' Pierre's old eyes bad lost little of their keenness, and they . took In this beauty with infinite joy. "At least I can see." be said proud ly, "and perhaps I can use my wits no less than I could 40 years ago. Well, : now for my affectionate nephews. Let . us recapitulate the lesson. What are the namesT Ah, I have It! The gos ; pels backward. First, John.- He should , be -steady, thla John, and doubtless well to do. Luke was a fool yea 1 1 - avoid Luke. - Mark what did he say of Mark? Is It possible my memory . begins to fail mer'But, noi , i re- , member all. He Is the rich one,' very . rich. Mathleu, 0 generous rattlepat ' with a wife and six children and little to feed tbem with. John -and Mark. I send you my very good compliments. A malicious smile hovered round tha - aged man's Hps as he waved his hand : , with mock courtesy toward the village, nestling well under shelter of the cliffs down which the cigzag path was lead ing him. , It Is possible John and Mark - may meet their match In this decrepit . figure, for after all it Is mind that gov eras matter.--, ""'-'...;":'. .'""; Perhaps some such thought caused the smile In the keen old eyes a Pierre at last found himself in the village street and asked for the house of bis nephew, John Desor. , .;: " John, a portly, heavy yisaged John. stood at bis Bhop door. A cautious ' num. this John, who did not accept this feeble relative with the manifestation , of hospitality, . ' . "I suppose 1 may sit down V quaver ed Pierre. . . . r - '-. ' "Too. may sit down," Bald John's deep bass. ;.' . Mrs. John sat behind the counter. . ready for customers. . She made signs to her nnsband. In her eyes It was .- easy to read that there .was no wel ;. come. ' . . ' .. .1. .. I:- "Ha bad better go to Mark.' Mark la , so rich, and besides this be has a room and to snare." ; , , - - . Pierre was still smiling as be turned to leave the shop. John pointed the way with magnificent courtesy." t : -"The second bouse on the right Too - do well to go to Mark," be said approv Mark . was a notary. ' He was busy writing and looked up, frowning fierce- - ly at the Interruption. 'Disgraceful I One of our' blood begging! : Ton al ways wasted your substance in the past, or you would not be (-homeless to day. . Ttou can't expect us to support you. We have all we can do to get our .own living.-' Go back to the false friends that counseled you to take this ,' unwise step. But wait! Let me look up the family record. 1 don't believe yep are our great-ancle after alL Desor Is no uncommon name." The old man, without a word, walked Into the street r "Pigs, exasperating pigs of peasants."" 'he aald under bis breath. "But now what to doT At least tbe bench by the well was -com moo property.. He crawled there with bis boodle and sat down to rest. Then. In a dreamy, half drowsy con dition, be watched the women come and irq. until at last a loud voice and a boisterous langn set the echoes call ing. . - r : - -- - "Eh, friends.' neighbors Have you seen an old man go past tbia noon? A feeble old man with, a bundle? I want to find him. He's my great-uncle, yon must know, homeless and friendless, according to my two most noble broth ers. John and Mark. What! Beret Poor old fellow I Tired out and hungry! Why, ancle, bow are you? I'm your grandoepbew, Matblen, at your serv ice." . . "So yoa are Mathleu?" Tbe old man roused himself with a start and smiled back at tbe cheery face bent over him. "Aye. and here you nave tbe wife and young ones! Three bere and three more at Borne. Tea, as you see-, e are blessed with plenty of mouths to feed and, thanks be to God, a crust for each one and one over for yoa If you'll take it" As be talked Matblen lifted the old man In bis arms, carried him like a sack of corn to the wagon and turn- mTef, Diea mm in. ErT one laughed, Pierre louder than alL "This is what I like." said be. "1 am cheerful by mature." Then, to show that be t a not too old to be entertaining. h told Cue stories and Uc!i1 r'-rri!;alljbe vrayslonj. . But as the rude wagon Jolted up the mountain side to the tiny cbalot where Mathleu made his poor living, the old man became silent Casting his keen eyes back and forth with comprehen sive glances. Ah, Pierre bad his wits about him. wits enough to stock Ma thleu, his wife and six children and leave plenty : over for ' tbe elder brothers. "So you . are very poor, Mathleu?" said be as he took bis survey from tbe chalet door. . '"". '. .- '' Mathleu' rosy face clouded as be looked within and nodded. Everything was clean, - for his . wife was thrifty, but poverty was written on every band, even In the" faces of his six children, who needed more plentiful and more nourishing food. ' - r .. - - "Mathleu." called the wife, " tbou and make' the uncle a bed. At JcaHt we have sweet hay up bere. ." The old man's keen glances from the chalet door lighted into sudden flame as hts eyes rested on the bare rock forming part of Mathieu'a possessions. Then he chuckled as if some baDDT- idea had occurred to him. -Mathleu's wife, Marie, laughed too.' - - ' ' "He will be cheerful company," said she to ber husband. ; ;."..'"' V , Next morning they all rose at day break, for Mathleu, worked In a neigh bor's vineyard In the valley below, : i W80, Mathleu! That rock belongs to you?" .' - . - - That shelving rocky slope, uncle? Jes; It f?U to my lot. Weil, oue must not speak 111 of one's own blood, but the others took care of themselves. This was good enough for rattle pated Mathleu." t t"' ' 1 He laugtied, but rubbed his bead rue fully.' "Good enough!'' cried the old man In an excited tone. "Good enough!" As Mathleu strode away to bis work the remembrance of that . : "good enough" rang In bis ears. - He thought that perhaps tbe old ma had lost hie mind. Meantime the keen sighted old fellow was sitting in the doorway chuc-s kling wltb amusement that bis grand-, nephew shonid be going away to work as a hired man Id his neighbor's vine-' yard. ... . ..;' : 1 "Marle." he cried. "'Marie, come bere! ' I love thee, child, thee and thine, yet I tell thee this kind Mathleu of ours , lacks wits."- . .. ... , , Wltsr shouted Indignant Marie. 'Aye. wltsr shrieked back tbe excit ed old man. "Now. child." be went on'. more quietly. "listen; Be guided by me. . You and I and our six children bere, wo will make a fortune for Ma thleu right under his nose." ' Here the old man pointed to Ma thleu's field. . a mere slanting rocky ledge, over which the goats climbed to browse on the sweet grass that sprung here and ' there' from - interstices and which now lay basking In the sun. - ' "There Is our vineyard, my good Ma rie"- - "Make a vineyard there, uncle! But where is tbe earth?" .. . j. , The old man laughed. ' He pointed to the gorge, through which the moun tain torrent rushed to tbe lake. -" "Ah," cried Marie, afire wltb tbe Idea. "I see, I seel A and the six chil dren"- ' "And the old uncle," be put lo. "We shall make Mathleu a vineyard." The children, brought up to carry the hotte (basket) on their backs and weights on ibeir heads, began to yell wltb delight at tbelr part of the work. Away they raced to tbe gorge, followed by tbe uncle and tbe vigorous Marie. When Mathleu returned that even ing, be stared and rubbed bis eyes. Be vers I yards of tbe rock were covered wltb esrth, and tbe old man was build ing a wall at tbe bottom of tbe field. ' What does this mean?" cried be, a broad grin widening bis rosy cheeks. It means." cried Pierre, "that my wits shall so direct tby strong body that ere-1 die I shall set thee at work to thine own vineyard!: - The idea once suggested approved Itself to Mathleu .as an experienced worker in a vineyard. "But" thought be as be rubbed bis eyes and looked about htm. "why did never think of this for myself?" He barely waited to swallow bla soup, so eager was be to plant foot on bis own vineyard! ' "Keep your own counsel. said tbe old man. "Go forth as usual to thy work and leave as bere to carry np the earth. Every hour will add to tbe pile. By autumn yoa shall plant tbe vines.".-; : . - - " .' Ab. bow cheerfully all worked! And Mi moonlight nights did Mathleu go to bed at all? The rich earth, carried from theglacler above by the resistless force of the torrent- lay bere In tbe forge ready for tbe laborer. - Only one more load, would Ma- Ibleu cry as Marie called to blm. Surely tbou wilt not grumble that t go this once again?" , - Wbo more gay iban Marie as she tolled up tbe steep patb of tbe ravine Hb the botte on ber back? ' I brought my Mathleu no portion nothing bet my own hardworking hands," said she. "and bow be ban slaved to earn us bread, this good Ma thleu!" . - ' .- All very well, but be has naught to complain of hi ' bis wife.", said tbe cheery old man. "You bare brought njtn luck, you and the children.",,. By this time tbe miracle was accom plished. The slanting rock was cover ed - wltb tbe greenery of vines and large, luscious grapes caught the earli est and tbe latest rays of the sun. So," cried he gayly, "not a trace of the blight that atfllcU our friend In tbe valley I Up bere at least we have God's air pure. His blessings, too, will be with thee, my children, who of your small substance took In a homeless wretch In bis old age." - - "Why, good uncle, we took hi our good fortune with thee!" shouted Ma thleu heartily. - "Aye, aye! My wits are worth some thing, 1 know," nodded Pierre slyly. "But now, good Mathleu, I make thee father confessor. I am do uncle of thine. Ia truth I have no kin. In my youth I met your grandfather and per haps saved blm from a cruel death. He made me promise to call upon blm la ease of need. He la dead. Tbe service I rendered lies burled la his grave. 'Elood is thicker than water.' said I ts I'll call oa bis grandchildren. Here tbe children laughed. ' Marie kissed tbe old man affectionately. ' "The good uncle haa' brought us luck, and" ,- "Famer said Pierre proudly." "Ma thleu. grapes like these were never ycl seen In this canton, and that I can tell you." , , ; Bo said tbe honorable Judges appoint ed to visit tbe vineyards and report upon tbe condition of the graiies. Tbey came up from the Valley In grand pro cession, two and two.' ' "What, a vineyard on that old rock!', cried Mathleu's brothers, wbo bad been Invited to te present . , Pierre stood at the vineyard gate. His wrinkled old face bad its rosy bur still, his. keen eyes twinkled, aud wltb a lordly ulr he bowed to the Judge come j ami threw back the gate. ' , "Enter." wild he,- waving bis hand In welcome. Then be swaggered up and down, showing the finest bunches. - ."Here." said hearty Mathleu. aclalni:: the old man and turnlug blm 10 the Judges, "behold tbe brains of the vine yard!" t -..V,.' -:. - r. "And here," cried Pierre, "are th faithful workers!"' He darted to the A WARM ENCOUNTER. LIVELY EXPERIENCE OF A CAMPER 1 . WITH A SWARM OF WASPS. Hew tha Choptn Vp of Old Oak ,lB It.aaltc la Pnaeatlas ' the Axmaa With a rw Practical Palmto .. Ia Kaiaral Hl.tsrr.. Speaking about wasps reminds me of fee time when I Was ou tbe railway survey making a reconnaissance through the Siskiyou mountains of the C. and O. road. Our camp was pitched in the Sacremento canyon, and we bad been six weeks In the same place. A short distance above the camp was a large oak tree. In whose shade the boys would lie on a blanket and read la tbelr leisure moments. A large limb had -been wrenched off la some storm and lay, dry and weather beaten, oa the sunny side of tbe tree, where no one wished to He. ,0 . About the time we Were to break camp and come out for the winter It had turned quite cold up there In the mountains, with sharp frost every bushes, behind which Marie etood night One evening one of the party blushing and the children were gath - ered, curiously peeping between the . vine leaves nt tbe strangers. ' ' , It was a goodly sight. How Mathleu talked and laughed and the brothers gloomed behind the ranks of tbe Judges! "lie will be the rich mau of tbe fam ily, the rattlepnte. after all!" cried Mark, with a vicious look at the cheery old man Of busy brain who beaded the procession round the vlueyard. They bad to bear that Mathleu was adjudged the prize for a well kept vineyard, that bis grapes excelled any yet grown In the canton and that be must wear tbe crown at tbe fete next week. ' 'y.', "Not I!" shouted Matblen. "If any of as be crowned, it. must be uncle. there." ...a. ." :: -,;, .: -.--r ' Tbe Judges laughed. But Mathleu had bis way. and the happy old man. wltb Mathleu's youngest child on bis knee, waa carried in procession through the village which a few years before be had entered friendless and home Jess. ;.;-.;';, i His eyes were uplifted to the snowy peaks. His thoughts sped back to the days of his youth, sucb a dream now. so long ago.' Was It Indeed bis own foot that had scaled the precipices?. . "Uncle, uncle." cried Matblen at his side, "the people are shouting In thy honor! Bow to them; they expect so much of thee.' ; ; ---;'" . .. ... Clapstlaa Heads aa a Saint.. " Among tbe Drlnza "when two 'gran dees' meet the Junior leans forward, bends bla kuees and places tbe palms of his bands on the ground on each aide of bis feet, while tbe senior claps bis own hands six or seven times. Tbey -then change round, aud tbe Junior slaps - himself first under tbe left armpit and .then under the right But when a 'swell' meets on inferior the superior only clops his bands and does not fully return the salutation by following tbe motions of the one who first salutes. On two commoners meet' Ing they pat their stomachs, theu cla hands at each other and finally sua!; bands. These greetings ore olaerved to an unlimited extent, and the sound of patting and. clapping Is almost un ceasing." ; ' , : . f ' Serpa Pluto found this reremoulnl clapplug In violent exercise among tbe Ambnelhts. Paul du Cbitillu reported tbe salute of tbe Ishogosto be clapplug tbe hand together - and stretching tbem out alternately several time. Among tbe Walunga In tbe morning on every aide a continuous chipping of hands goes on. with tbe accompanl ment of "Kwl-tata.kwl-tata?" wbicb I tbelr mode of saying "How d'ye do?" If a chief passe, they drop on tbelr knees, bow tbelr bead to the ground. clap vigorously and humbly mutter. "Kwl-tata..kwt-tata?" The clapping extinguishes tbe ceremony from that tf mere prostration. , ( I'll be tbelr nncle.' " Ob, eltor la up bed Matblen. -"And I you think, then, that Marie and I do not know that we have bo great-ancle? Has not Mark tbe record written clear a print! But It' an ooe to as. and better, too. for none ef our blood ever boasted any brains." Dametaa;. From time Immemorial dancing has formed one of tbe chief amusements of mankind. Repeated mention I made of It In Holy Writ and among the ancient Egyptian It constituted a very prominent and popular religion rite. Without a doubt the Israelite gained tbelr knowledge of It during the day of their captivity In the land of the pbaraob. The Greeks of the olden time Indulged In war dance, chief among which was one that became fa moua npder the name of the Pyrrhic dance. In thl the dancer depicted the action of a warrior engaged In do fog battle, the quick and agile move ment being made to tbe accompani ment of a flute.. There were, we are told. 200 different dance In vogue among these Greek. Ia ancient Borne dancing was one of tbe chief feature of the magnificent fete for which the empire became so famous. Wril'l Irenwr. Verdi observed great secrecy con cerning his opers. even to hl buslnes associates, and it I said that the first Intlmnllon bis businex managers, tbe Bicordift. received of the composition of "Palstaff" was a Ida! otTered by Bolto. wbo ar supper one night, when tbe publisher and hi wife were pres ent, slyly glanced at Verdi and pro posed a bealtb to tbe "fat kolgbt." at which. It seemed Verdi and Bolto bad been working for months. Bolto beyond question bad provided Verdi wltb another libretto, although It ia understood the composer bad not done anything of consequence wltb it tbe only unpublished compositions b left bring some abort religious piece. RaUe Far ftmiilu Ufa. Vr. I. K. Pearsons, tbe Chicago phi lanthropist when cerebrating bis eight ieth birthday gave these rule for long life: . No pie or cakes; no pains or ache. Moat men dig tbelr grave Vita tbelr teeth. If you overwork your liver. It win sooo tell 00 your braru. ; '.-',- Lire like a fan'er. til!.! reti vrlfl live like a prince. - Men c-a:i llr ho day rrV.Loit eat- hig. Tin y aa't A witlKt-.t pnre air lorflre hiliii ti r, , . Itou't gft ai'rry oml tt,'t crt txclt- ed. Hvcry iin -a Tift yoa l w minute c f life. I't a r.an !:. I r cai U. aod be'U gi-t fulsily nx.-i c . tj b: turn- named Jim and myself reached camp ahead of tbe others and found the Chi nese cook hi a very morose frame of mind and no preparation being made for supper. It seems that tbe axman, whose duty It was to supply camp fuel, bad overlooked bis band, and there Was no wood to cook with, and the Chi naman was sullen and angry and wa sulking hi bis tent like Achillea. Jim at once volunteered to go and cut wood enough for tbe evening meal, be ing always a good natured fellow and ready to accommodate even a sulky Chinaman. During our summer In the mountains Jim bad returned to prime val way. He bad not shaved or cut his bair nor used a comb more than once a week. He wore a flannel shirt open at the neck, exposing a well hair ed breast with sleeve rolled op to tbe shoulder. A pair of tronsers confined at the wOlst by a leather belt, wltb tbe legs racked Into a pair of strong boots, had comprised bla apparel during the trip. Altogether he bad become a wild and weird figure. -. ' : Jim started out to cut some wood and bethought blm of tbe large dry limb lying under our loafing tree as be ing suitable and bandy to camp. I bad washed myself and lain down In my tent wltb. an old illustrated paper to while away the time and bad drawn a blanket over myself to keep out tbe evening chill. . 1 heard Jim Industrious ly plying bis ax- for a moment nd then the stroke ceased, and there came some words of wild profanity from tbe mountain aide, followed by the sound of coming feet and- Dying gravel 'A second afterward Jim's face, distorted and wild looking, was thrust through tbe tent flaps, and In a voice almost Inarticulate wltb pain and rage be yelled: "Pick 'em off! Pick 'em off! Pick 'em off!", - ' . I certainly thought the man bad sud denly gone Insane, a in hi unkempt condition be looked tbe part naturally. Then be .disappeared from the tent door and went shouting, In a vole ODD SEIZURES FOR DEBT. Boarders la a Haa.., aa Eaarla aad raise Teeth lvld Oa. The United States ship Glacier, the refrigerating ship of the nary, was once seised for debt In the harbor of Sydney. A naval vessel is not Often eixed for debt and tbe legality of tbe sehsure might be a mater of Interna' tlonal Inquiry, The story Is that when tbe Glacier waa at Sydney tbe of ficers' mew ran up several bills on shore. When tbey came to settle, be fore sailing a bill was presented by a tradesman which tbe me refused to pay on the reasonable ground that they did not owe It Knowing that tbe ves sel was to sail shortly, tbe tradesman got a Sharp lawyer, who procured Judgment against -the ship for tbe amount of tbe biU. A sheriff came r board upon some pretext and. drawl: g a warrant for tbe ship's seizure from hi pocket, affixed tt to the mainmast After that to soil away would have brought on international complication so tbe mess paid and tried to loo. pleasant. The bill wa for f250. Curious things have been seized foi debt Borne years ago there was a for eigner of rank In Chicago wbo bad fall en on evil time and so set np at a boarding bouse. He wa always In debt, and at last hi creditor discover ed an Ingenious way of getting their bill paid. When the boarder were at dinner, an officer of the law appeait d and levied on the table. -Tbe guests were Indignant, and tbe foreign noble man tore his hair. Finally, aa tbe bill was small, tbe boarders clubbed togeth er and paid it after which they resuui ed tbelr evening meal amid profuse protestations of gratitude on the part of tbelr noble host Tbe amount pa I wa of course deducted from, their board bill when they came to settle. Alter tne tame bad been levied on twice or three times It got monotonous and tbe boarding bouse ceased to flour WANT BETTER ROADS DEMAND FOR THEM INCREASING IN , NEW JERSEY. Easwrleaee Has Coavlnead the r.o- . ! af Tfc.lr Valae laenaaed Coat f Coa.traetloa Mere atea.r M.al ed rrea Stata. - ' State Boad Commissioner Budd ol Mew Jersey In hi annual report re views the work of tbe past year undet the state aid road law and show that ltf mile of stone and gravel roadi were constructed. . Wltb but few ex ception the road bnilt were construct ed of (tone. - i Of the 148 mile of road constructed luring last year tbe annual appropria tion of tbe legislature of 1150,000 was only sufficient to nav the state's ahar. of the cost of 83 mile. Bute aid on tb ! ure aePtb that la very Infinity' remaining 65 mile win hare to h. i lr- '- met out or this yesf. appropriation. L In "ornlnff. when att thaw baa The demand for atate aid for ston' tPpea b the nl cold, there road building la becomln aa ere.t that ! u . eathiy silence over tbe glacial 'setaatleaa of a Glaelea. . The fascinations of a glacier are a witching a tbey are ' dangerous. Apostolic Tlsion of a crystal city glort ed by light "that never was on land or ea'' wa not more beautiful than these vast Ice river, whose onward course is chronicled, not by year and centuries, but by geological ages. Wltb white domed, snow cornices wreathed fantastic as arabesque and with the glassy walls of emerald grotto reflect ing a 'million sparkling Jewels, one might be In ' some cavernous dream world or among tbe tottering grandeur of an ancient dry. The Ice pillar and silvered pinnacles, which scientists call serac. stand like the sculptured marble of temple crumbling to ruin. Guttering pendant bang from tbe rim of bluisb chasm. Tints too brilliant for artists' brush gleam from tbe turquoise of crystal walla. Rivers that flow through valley of l 1 and lakes, hemmed In by bills of let. shine with To produce the best results in fruit, vegetable or grain, the fertilizer used must contain enough t Potash. : -. For partic ulars see bur pamphlets. We send them free. GERMAN KALI WORKS, . 93 Nmmu St, Ki Voric. ' Commissioner Budd recommends thai tbe annual appropriation be Increased from 1150,000 to 1200,000. Healsorec- Some. time back the proprietor of a traveling menagerie In England recelv ed a bill a be wa leaving Varmoa b wltb bl "aggregation." He declared that the bill was exorbitant and refu ed to, pay." At bl next stopping place ae wa served with a summons, and final Judgment and execution were ob talned for tbe bllL But by the time the paper were made out the menagerie was at a third town, and there tbe olii cer of tbe law went to execute tbe writ Now, a menagerie hi a troublesome thing to levy on. but It finally waa l elded to seize a Malay orang ontang an being tbe handiest article of value. The officers had no idea what to feed tbe animal on. and a It became hungry It ravea and fought so that tbey sent li back to tbe menagerie, wbicb by Ibis 11m naa gone to a fourth town. Ail expenses fell upon tbe people wbo had brought the suit, and they were clad to get off even at tbat price. A traveling theatrical cotunanv which had left a bill behind at Birmingham. vngiana. was "caught up" at the next town with a writ of attachment upon is ineatricai properties. When tbe of lessening with tbe distance, all kind I Beer came to levy, be found nothing of of weird profanity, mingled wltb howl and cries to "Pick 'em off! ; Pick 'em off! For God' sake pick 'em off!" At last there came to my ear one last shout and a great splash as he landed In tbe river. I sprang to the tent door and looked out In alarm In time to ee Jim emerge dripping from his plunge bath and plucking frantical ly at bla beard and hair. After a mo ment be started for tbe cook and In picturesque language commanded him' to "Pick 'cm off."' "Surely," I thought, "poor Jim ha gone mad," but on ap proaching tbe pair I found the cook busy . In removing score of yellow Jacket from tbe poor fellow' hair and beard. Jim sat on a stool with hi back to the Are during the operation, a be wa shivering wltb cold after hi plunge In tbe river, and all at once a new look of wildnes cam Into hi eyes, and with another curse he sprang to hi feet threw bla band over bl bead, and grasping his shirt In tbe back he tore It off with one motion and threw it from him. A be did so a whole handful of tbe tormenting insects fell from bla per son. . These had been warmed back Into working condition by tbe heat of the lire and bad given him a few part ing abot. It seemed that tbe limb of tbe oak tree tbat be bad started to chop had a lively colony of wasp In It which no one t a had discovered In all our loafing near It but on his cutting Into the nest they attacked blm furiously. A tbe evening was so cold tbey were not lively and stock where tbey alight ed and presented him with a few prac tical point In natural history. Hi bead swelled np tbe following night like the. proverbial poisoned pup's, and be kept bis bed till broke camp. L. W. W, In Forest and Stream. mncb value except tbe wigs beloneln to tbe sbow. Tbese be seised, and tbat Bight "Blcbard III" was played by actors witn np to date close cropped oeaas. mazing a most ludicrous effect when combined wltb medheral clothes. Bom rime ago tbe London and Northwestern railway company fell a victim to tbe notorious litleant sine declared Insane. Mrs, Corltett The woman, wbo wa always sulne- some thing or somebody. . brought suit against tbe company, and a tbe ess wa not defended she obtained Judg ment Sbe got an order and actually elzed an engine attached to a local train. She held up that train for an uour before tbe engine wa bonded and released. iu new xonr. last- week a woman wa taken to court charged with steal Ing a set of false teeth from one of ber boarder. In ber defense tbe ac cused woman said that sbe had seized the teeth as security for a board bill owed her by tbe young ladr wbo owned tbem. Chicago Chronicle. A M.aatala ml CeaL About 85 miles from Sydney la the town of Clifton, and the bill on which It stand is still occasionally called Coal cliff. llore than a century ago some ex plorers noticrd a blac k si am and some Mack patches, tut no attention wa paid to tbese or to the lamps which were lying about the coaxt. a they. were thought to be slate. Not long aft erward another party, which bad bee shipwrecked on tbe coa.t aud waa trav eling to Sydney under Immense diffi culties, proved that tbese piece were coal by using them to c:nke a fire. This was really the beginning of eo! mining In that colony, lirt Coal l:ff naeii aas not reany peen woraea ow ing to tbe difficulty cf getting at the mineral. The coal mountain therefor- remains and Is one of tbe very few In stances where tbl t:wl li fotuid e mach above tbe level of the ground. It OldaH Bathe Bias. ' There wa once a chief engineer In tb British navy, a patient man wbo naa spent o many nlgbt sitting by the bedside of an expiring boiler, wbicb never expired, but kept on bursting blood vessel and getting a death rattle In it thousand throats, that he bad be come reconciled to knowing that be Would be called upon to stop leak at all hour of tb day and nlgbt for tbe rest of bl natural life. - Hi only en vy wa tbe man wbo could aleep undis turbed through tbe whole nlgbt Tbl maa wa Bukitrode, chief engineer of another sblp. One nlgbt tbe assistant engineer sent a man np to Bulstrode to report tbe gradual disappearance of tbe vacuum In the air pump. Knocking at tb chief door, the maa sang out: Please, sir, the vacuum la decreas ing." , Tbe answer came back In a drowsy voice: All right Report to m If H gets lower." . - Half an hour later the man again rapped at tne door. "Tbe vacuum I mncb lower, air. Very good. Tell me If it art stm tower." After soother half boar: Mr. Bulstrode, tb vacuum's gone. ir." "AB right Report to me If It come back." Pill MaO Gazette. aoan kab onountAn. Pfnai Harpar-a Wtridy. CopyricU, 1)00, by Bupw BraUwia ommend tbat the amount tbat a coun ty may spend la any one year for per manent road building be Increased from one-quarter of 1 per cent to one half of 1 per cent of tbe ratable. Mr. Budd lament tbat the Increase la tb cost of labor and material as weU a freight rate for hauling stone daring last year made tbe annual ap propriation of 1150.000 only ufflelent to pay tbe state one-third of tbe cost Of construction of 83 mile of road aa against 114 mile In 1899. Tb Increase In the price of atone wa from 00 to 100 per cent and tbl be attribute to a combination on tbe part of tbe owners I of stone quarries. The increase in the price of transportation' of stone was from 10 to 20 cent per ton. j "In one county alone." be says, "the railroad company transported for the tat aid roads over 47.000 100 of crushed stone, receiving for freight on the same, at tbe rate of 65 rents a too. about $26.000 an Increase over last year of about (7.000, and tbe distance did not average over 25 mile from tbe quarry trf points of delivery. Tbe freight charged amounted to about one- third of tbe cost of tbe roads.' - - In bl comment Mr. Budd says. "We think tbat although tbe quarries claim ed tbey were losing money at tbe old rate It waa a great mistake for them to combine to Increase tbelr prices be yond a fair proof Tbe Increase In tbe cost of labor, ma terial and transportation during tbe but year. Mr Budd says, brought the average cost per mile for constructing ton road up to $3,384. a compared with an average coat of about (4.000 1 per mile In 1600. Tbl Increase I developing a demand for tbe ase of gravel Instead of too In tbe building of permanent roads. Mr. Budd also favor tbe nae to some degree of coarse aand or gravel Instead of all stone screenings for tbe binder be tween tbe courses of crushed stone. Tbe printed report will tbl year be accompanied by a road map wltb all to. Improved road properly marked. It will sbow continuous good road from Jersey City tofamden and Atlan tic City and from Trenton to tbe bora. ' . - Tbe number of mile of permanent road built In New Jersey since tbe passage of tbe state aid road law la 1803 I 688. . Thi Includes tbe 05 mile bnilt daring- tbe past year, for wbicb state aid will be provided out of tbe 1001 appropriation. It doe not In clude, "however, tbe many utiles of tone road built In Union. Emex. Hod sou and Bergen and perhaps other cosntie at either county or township xpeoa before tbe Mate aid law wa passed. The 5 mile built during tbe past year for -which 00 state aid has yet been apportioned cost (281. 186.50. and the Mate' bar will be ooe-tblrd of that amount or (074WZ.I& This will Increase to more than (Kiaouo tb state's share of tbe cost for Improved road la New Jersey When there I added to tbe nearly (XUUI.UUO of total cost for tbese road tbe amount spent for Improved road where no stain aid wa allowed, it Is probably not ex eeasiv to say tbat .there has been pent In New Jersey In tbe last 10 or U year for permanent road not lea than (4.000.000. Held. . Even the mountain cataract fall noiselessly from the precipice to ledge In tenuous, wind blown threads. But with the rising ef tbe sun the whole glacial world burst to life In noisy tumult , Surface rivulet brawl ever the Ice with a glee that I vocal and almost human. The gurgle of riv er flowing through subterranean tun nel become roar, as of a rushing, angry sea. Ice grip 00 longer holds back rock scree loosened by tbe night's frost and there la the reverberating thunder of tbe falling avalanche. New York Post A Man's Disadvantages. ' He cannot pat a puff round his el bow when bl sleeves wear through. HI friends would mite if be dis guised h pair of frayed trousers with graceful little shingle flounces. He would likewise be guyed If be ought to cover tbe ravage of a spark from bis cigar with an applique of even the finest lace. --;. The poor thing must shave every other day at tbe outside or pose as an anarchist He ha to content himself wltb som ber coloring or be accused of disturb Ing the peace. .:, He may not wear flower or ribbon In bla hair, no matter bow bald be be come. . ' ..: ; ' . . ' Hi heir would have a guardian ap pointed should be take to lace trimmed lingerie. . . Tbe feather In bl cap are as noth ing from tbe decorative standpoint He may not take unto himself a lace overskirt when bis pearl trousers be come dingy. He can't edge bis coat aleove with a fall of bice to bide a scarred or maimed band. ' ' A pink veil Is out of the question, no manor bow muddy his complexion may become. A for covering up tbe stain made by a careless waiter, with a Jabot no! Moral We're glad we're a helpless woman. Philadelphia Record. ESTABLISHED 1893 Burlington Insurance . Agency . INSURANCE IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. Local agency of Penn Mutual Insurance Company. .. . ; '-. Best . . Life Insur ance contracts now on the market. ... AAfAA ..... Prompt personal attention to all order. Corroponaeiu ollcit'dd. JAMES P. ALBRIGHT, Agent. f) , 11 it u o 0 0 3 J Chale af Evils. Tb woman to whom a little chap about 9 year old politely gave up bis 1 eat in a cable car the other morning waa amazed to bear bla mother' voice j promptly raised in a denunciatory: "Why. Reggie 1 Don't you ever let me see yoa do such, a thing a tbat gain." " ; . Tbe voice went on: "And don't ever do It whether I ace It or not Tbe Idea of a little boy of mine acting sol Do yon bear. BeggieT Bais your bat like a gentle bred man. Kever. never touch your finger to It I like a lackey." Which wa worse, the listener won dered to herself to touch ofae's hat like lackey or to scold one's child In pub- Bo Ilk ft fishwife T-New York Sun. .v'V-V k 1 . ,t;L Fruit Trees - That Grow aad . Bear Good Fruit. Write" for our SO-page II luatruted catalog sad ip. pamphlet, "How to Plant anil Cultivate an Orchard." Give you that Information you have o long wantml telli you all about tho big ted applaa, ttiota luclou peaohea, aod Japan plums with their oriental sweofc nena, all of which you hsva often Men and aa often wondered Where the trees ' oaine from that produced , tbem, . Everything Good,' Id Fruits- , fTnuaual If ne of tine Silver Maplea, young, thrifty treea muoth and atralBht the kind that urowotr wall. No old, r"NKli trees. Thia ia the moat rapid growing niapie and one of the moat beau tiful ahade tree. Write tt price and give Hit of wants. f Tan liify 7 fc POMONA, H. O. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk HOLT, WILLIAMS & MAY, . k Baaahtr Bartaar. . It wa a barber wbo bad long served a the crack of an Atlantic liner whose saloon was visited by one of tbe owner. Tbe Indications of tbe gen eral notion trade done by thl barber were set out with a skill tbat would have put an Oxford atreet window dresser to tbe blush. "I don't quite like this." said the owner. 'This I a sblp. not a store." and theu Jokingly added. "I think I aball have to make a change." "I wouldn't do that If I were you." retorted the barber. "I've been with you now for 15 years, and if you dismiss me I'll start an opposition line lirbt swsv. -Mnrine Journal. Undertakers Embalmers, BURLINGTON, N. C. PHONE wT Spring Medicine jelte Ukatr. Bloomer ito ragged nrcblnl Year parents left yoo something wbea they died, did tbey aott Crebia Oh, yea. sir. Bloomer-And what did tbey leave yon. my little man? . I'rchln As) orphan, air.-Exchange. You will wate time if yoa try to cure indigegtion or dyrperU, tarring jonrrelf. That only tnak'--it wore when you do eat beanilv You always need plenty of g" fool properly digested. Kodo Dyspepsia Cure is the result of year of ecientifid research for orTtethfrty that would digest Dot .only nrmv element of food but trtry kind And it is the one remedy that will do it. J. C Simmons, th drug gist. There are many p'lot a boot thl ber ben boslnea pon which we all agree and a good To'any other p'lnrs wbereia we dlaaTe. Now. one pint Is a good deed ef grain for ait bra, bat art them sore U-a for II ssm aa oa tea do wbea the grafa bill's doe. 1 betj sgi there's tbat there tnaab Question doo't all hitch this p'lnt Still pint of meal, a pint of aborts, a pint of ground eat, wflb a ditto of srrapa. make dose en -rap to get M aod then scrap t gn fnrwi ae tbe Swat.-Dee la Poultry aaeathly. d Para Lad. All account agree tbat of late there has been observable In all parts of New Jersey derided MlOVnlog In the prb ef farm laoda, Tbl I attributable 10 the Improved oa-dm roada. of hu b New Jersey baanver a thousand mllea; to tbe extension of tbe troih-y roads from renters of population em tbrongb tbe country 10 village and towns prac tically Bringing Ibe populations they reach wltbln the rlty so far as tbe en joyment of most of It advantage are concerned: to tbe rural free delivery system tbat I very popular and bring rapidly extended In New Jersey aod to the great iwoanerKy enioved ht tbe aaaafarrnrtng Indoafrir that rrvate a I good market for farm prod Oct The I farm laoda of New Jersey are In better demand and rotnmaod higher prtcea tha a for many ream peat "I hare troubled with indigestion tot tea years, hare tried many thing and spent much money n no parpoae until 1 tried Kudoi Dy pepeia Care. I hare taken two bot tle and gotten more relief from them than all otlx-r medicine tak en, l u-ei more like a boy tban I bar felt ia twenty ream." Ander- oo KU? n, of canny Lane, Tex. Thousands have tmtified a did Mr Rigga. J. C Simmons, tbe drag- girt. X of the greatest Importance. This if the most critical season of the year, from a health standpoint. It Is the time when yon Imperatively seed Hood's Sarsaparilla. It will give yoa a good appetite, purify and enrich your bloody build np and steady yonr nerves, overcome that tired feeling, give mental and digestive strength in short, will Vitalize your whole being, and put yen in perfect health. Don't delay taking it. Don't experiment with others. Gel that which trial and test have proved tbe beat HOOD'S Sarsaparilla f TfTTfTTfTfTTTTTTTTTTTTTe 90O0000O0OfX)0000000O0O00OO Subscribe For The Gleaner. Only $1.00 per year. (OOrXMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(X for Spring--"! have taken Hood's SaraapartUa wbea needed tor several years and would not be without tt In th bona. It Is an excellent medicine and I heartily recommeod Its aae m tha spring and at any time wbea a blood pnrlfler and tonle is nssded." Mas. T. M. roora, 21 Irving Plaoa, Pasaalc N. J. tertns Fevejr-" I have taken Hood's taraapariUa lor my spring medicine lor years and bavs always touod tt reliable aad giving perfect satisfaction. In the spring It asks wsz that tired frellng or aprtaar srver, gtvaa energy and pots Uie Mood in good condition." ' ltraa Erru Ctum, 1438 10th Street. N. W, Waihtof ton, D. C. On Minute Cough Cure, cores. TfM t wtaat It waa mmiw ft. CavMts, aod Trato-Mark. obttiacd ana all Pat- m Miuaea caodocted tor MOBtaaTi rrca. Ooa omn leoawostrc u. a. ea TNTO.ricr I and w. ran aemrc patrni ia rctnate frooi Washington. aad model, drawinsr or photo wit drarrio- tion. W adraaa, if patentaMo or atot, ir. at rnarr. Ovr fee not doe till oatent ia aeeared. S PaaawiCT. "How loObtaia Patonta,'withS com ot muik m the U. . aaJ iorafa commit I AMreea, C.A.Sr.OYV&CO.l . Ptrrwr Ornct, WkkHtn.ro. . Publication of Summons. Worth Csrolin AlamarrrCrwintr, io th feup1or Court, Coroetta ltar.) m Vervic by Pubiicati. I mmc altars. ) Vj . , Th abuve tmnini 4 enfant wi'l tfcfctj p tiW thai an tt Uti enim-0 aft atve t, t o MimroeortMl In the tMip?rv.r ( -n -t v ( h- mance ttmntf T .the dtni,'ii'n ; bond! of mull tmttiif h?tTn h - tht-r take iviK-e that h U ri --J t- r it itx rwit urm of ttw ' f llui OuniTtr tV'4 fft tfrr l- i.. i otirt Hue to . ! ir t v jn f . - h - . ami itifwer or .r to -.. :-, - - ti"IU Or t ! 'M " T : ; ,'.!' r I be ru-f a"i. - 1 - ;,e c nr.. - r. Xnta ay a . r . . J. i K - r r ? tt. ' ,' - - I