VOL. JCWTX. Titt's Pills This popular remedy never faUj U effectually cure Dyspepsia,, Constipation, Sic'-* headache, Biliousness - And ALL DISEASES arising from Torpid Liver and Bad Digestw The natural result Is gtx-d uppctii and soliii flesh. Dose small; |y sugar ccatod and e*jy to Swaßnv Take No Substitute, —— PROFESSIONAL CARDS X, S. COOK, Attorney-at- Law, GRAHAM, ..... N. 0. Office Patterson Building Seoond Floor. DAMERON & LONG Atlorneys-at-Law B. 8. W. DAMBKON, J. ADOLPH LONO 'Phone 260, 'Phone 1008 .Piedmont Building, Holt-Nloholson Bid#. Burlington, N.C. Graham, N. O. DR. WILLS.W.\G,JK. . . . DENTIST . . . Graham . - - - Nsrih Carotins OFFICEIWFLJMMONS BUILDING JACOB A. LONG. J. ELMER LONG LONG A LONG, Attorneys and Connselora »t L w GRAHAM, N. "V" JOH N H. VERNON Attorney and Counselor-st-Law POSlES—Office SSJ Residence 331 BURLINGTON, N. C. Dr. J. J. 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Dwpoglcacy Is often caused by Indigestion and constipation, and quickly dis appears when Chamberlain's Tab lets are taken. For sale by all dealera. adv. "Big Tim" Sullivan, long a prom inent Tammany politician in New York city, whoae phyaical and mental health about a year ago disappeared on the Slat of Auguat, and his mangled remains were identified in the morgue Sat urday. He had been killed by a train and his remains were in the morgue II days before they were identified. Sullivan was elected to Congress last fall but never took his seat on account of his mental condition. 1 $lO0 —Dr. E. Detcbnn's Anti Dialectic may be worth to yon more than SIOO if you hare a child who soils bedding bom in continence of water during sleep Cares old and young alike. It arrests the trouble at once. sl. Sold by Graham Drag Co. adr Black Mooatsin Nsws: Bidge creat, (the Baptist assembly grounds near Black Mountain) has had the most successful season in its history. Beginning five yesrs ago with property worth tio.ooo, the vsluc of it now is easily 1240,- 000. There ar now 78 buildings in the grounds. Any young isdy wishing to at tend s good boarding school and pay her way entirely or la part with Industrial work may secure to d H^B Wr THE ALAMANCE GLEANER Advertising "CALKS HOW ADS FOR LARGE STORES ARE HANDLED Constitutes an Important Ele ment of Actual "News" and Preparation Requires Care. ■■ ->* That the advertisements In a news paper constitute an Important element of actual "news" and that the prepara tion of them requires a highly special ised sort of knowledge and training, are considerations which often fall to enter the consideration of the read ers of the dally newspaper. However, this .Is the case. Of the thousands of people who read the newspapers, a very large proportion are Interested In the advertisements. The Immense number of women who purchase the family - clothing and household supplies, In particular, de pend upon the advertisements, read ing them with care and watching them as closely as the Investor In stocks and bonds watches the financial news. - ' Indeed, the advertising columns are financial departments. In a very real sense of the word, to the domestic economist Of the work, the thought and the careful preparation that goes Into the preparation of a clever advertisement, that It may attract the eye of the reader and hold his attention, few of its perusers take any oognlsance. Still fewer realise what a truly all-round person the advertising manager must be. Must Knew Human Nature. For to fill the bHI, he must know human nature, clothes and drygoods, from A to Z. He must keep abreast of the times and the fashions. He must be an expert judge of values, and he must be possessed of a pecu liar extra "sense," that he may know and seise the psychological moment where in to spring a particular sale. ' Oiven the man and the fitness there of, it is interesting to know how the big department store advertisements in Milwaukee, for Instance, are plan ned by the advertising managers, who rank, by the way, foremost among men in that special line in this coun try. The methods which prevail here are typical, with immaterial differ ence, of the same work throughout the country. Especial sales are o two kinds — the big periodical sales, which are planned for months in advance, and which come about as unfailingly and regularly as the seasons, and the quick special sales, of merchandise suddenly acquired. The last sales are heralded by the buyer for that department, who tells the office of certain merchandise which he has unexpectedly bought. The buyer -and the advertising man hold consulation, and when the goods arrive they visit the warehouse and look them over. If, In the sober Judgment of the ad vertising manager, they prove equal to the buyer's enthusiastic description of them, the advertising man decides to give them a place in his advertise ment on a certain day. The propor tionate size of this space Is based upon the percentage of that depart ment's sales. Then the bnyer, an assistant buyer, and a person at the head of the stock oonfer with the advertising manager and decide on the beet way of putting the sale to the publlo. .The advertis ing manager has the responsibility of seeing that proper provision la made for the display of the goods, the ar rangement of the display tables, etc. Then he writes his advertisement The buyer meantime, has jotted down for him the Interesting points in con nection with the goods, and from these the advertisement la worked out Much Thought Required. When It Is remembered that a big store may well hare special sales In a dozen different departments at one time and that each one la conducted as carefully as this, the amount ot labor and thought required may be imagined. The advertising manager Is always two or three days ahead In his work. The copy must be sent to the news papers on one day. Is set up, a proof returned the next day, the proof Is corrected and returned to the paper In time for publication that night After the advertisement appears in the paper copies are sent to the various men in the store who are In terested. It Is cut Into sections and each department manager receives his own advertisement One store makes a practice of requiring each manager and each salee person in a department to read the advertisement and sign it Whatever the method, each salesper son is reqalred to be familiar with the advertisement, that they may know exactly what is on sale. Incase ot Mg sates, a conference of manag ers and salespeople Is held, and a talk ■lvan on the goods In order to era ate Interest and enthusiasm. The periodical aalee are planned at least three months la advance, after conferences with the buyers and the IMULB of rtfUflyntnti. intf thf same method of procedure la fallowed, eare that time la loncer and the over*. Hons more intensive. Belief la Sis Hear* Distressing Kidney and Blad ner Disease relieved in six hoars by the "NEW GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE." It is a great surprise on account of its exceeding promptness in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys and back, in male or female. Relieves re tention of water almost immediat ly. If yon want quick relief and cure this is the remedy. Sold by Graham Drug Company. adv GRAHAM, N. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25.1913. TOM SOLVED PROBLEM AND IN A WAY THAT MIGHT BE KXPECTKD OF A MAN. However, It Caused Mrs. Carrick to See Things In a New Light, and There Was an End of Worrying. 4 —— Everything in the Carrlcks' apart ment was beautifully clean, for young Mrs. Carrick was a careful housekeep er and she found her greatest pride 1 and pleasure in her sparkling glass, ' spotless curtains and speckless floors. Tom Carrick submitted to his wife's rules of order with smiling good na ture and when a pair of slippers on the top of his chiffonier or the scat ! tered pages of a newspaper on the parlor floor proved him a transgressor he received her general rebukes with a comical display of penitence that quite disarmed her, according to the Youth's Companion. It was with genuine joy that Mrs. Carrick prepared a room for her fa { ther when the breaking up of his old home made it necessary for him to come to live with her. She lay awake at night planning little comforts for him, but the labor she put Into the ar rangement of these conveniences was as nothing 'compared with her efforts to make him use and enjoy them, i "Father, why dont you hang your coat on one of your hangers?" she asked one day, when she found his Sunday coat suspended by the collar from a hook. "I had these hangers put in your closet so that you could keep your cloths* nice." I "That was real thoughtful of you, 1 but you know, Maggie, I never was much of a hand for fussing about my clothes." | "Don't you like that shaving stand, father? I notice you never use It." I | "Yes, It's a real clever contrivance, but I've always been used to hooking my Uttle hand glass on the window sill and hacking away." He laughed as he displayed a small cut In his cheek and then sighed. "Tour mother 1 said long ago that I ought to go to a 1 barber to be shaved, but I'm no hand | for innovations, Maggie." Matters became worse rather than' better, and it required all Mrs. Car lick's loving patience not to be cross' when she found neckties and collars scattered about the dressing case, In stead of being laid away In the holders she had made tor them or the shoo blacking brush on the top of the wash-. stand. Instead of in Its proper place be neath. There came a time when she| felt she could no longer suffer her fa ther's untidiness in silence and she went to her husband almost tearfully. "I don't know what to say to fa ther," she said. "He keeps everything In his room In a dreadful muss, but I can stand that, for I go In often and put things to light, but I don't know what to do about the rug." "The rug?" repeated Carrick. "Yes, you know, Tom, he has an ointment for the rheumatism In his. ankles and he rubs It on so carelessly that that nice big rug In his room is getting simply covered with grease spots. I just don't know what to do about It" "Well, Margaret, I'll tell you what we'll do." Carrick assumed the air of a conspirator and lowered his voice to a whisper. "We won't ever breathe a word about it to him and we'll stand the rug as long as we can and when we can't endure the grease spots any longer, we'll buy him a new rug." Margaret's voice was a little un steady. "Tom," she said, "you make me ashamed." * f Unlimited Absorption. The capacity of the United States for the absorption of objects of virtu would seem to be unlimited. The val ue of American Imports of this char acter increases yearly by leaps and bounds. The latest figures for 1912 show an Increase of 60 per cent, upon those for 1911. In 1910 objects of art of the value of (22,000,000 were Im ported. The figures for 1911 are $36,- 000,000. The distribution of the amount among the various European countries Is instructive. First comes France, from which America takes $17,000,000 worth; next England, with $16,000,000. There Is a drop of over $13,000,000 to the $1,254,088 of Ger many. The efficacy of the stringent Italian regulations is shown by the fact that only $740,691 worth comes from Italy—or not quite so much as comes from Canada. The Imports of modern works of art Into the United States in 1912 only reached the com paratively Insignificant total of sl,- 042,036, 36 per cent leas than the cor responding figures lor the previous year. Wood Turned to Opal. Wood, under the chemistry of time and the elements of nature, has often turned to stone, but it does not often turn into precious stones, as In the de posits of the western parts of the United States. There are deposits of wood turned into opal in Nevada, which is manufactured into jewelry, says the Christian Hsrald. The new Jewel consists of petrified wood, the fiber of which has been gradually re placed by particles of the silicate call ed opal. It Is of dsrk red and blue shades, with many flashes of color through It In the sunlight the stone has a fascinating play of huee. Opal escent wood la used for pendants, brooches, rings, etc. In appearance It rivals the precious opals that have been found In Hungary. These opals from Nevada are eat with a convex surface la order to bring oat the play or colon. mreagtkea Weak KMaey*. Dont suffer longer with weak kidneys. You can get prompt re lief by taking Electric Bitter*, that wonderful remedy, praised every where by vomen. Start with a bottle you will soon feel like a new woman with ambition to work without fear of pain. Mr. John Dowling of San Francinco, writes,—Gratitude for the won derful effect of Electric Bitters prompts me to write. It cured my wife when all else failed. Good for the liver as well. Nothing better for indigestion or biliousness. Price 60c and $1 at Graham Drug Co.'s. fdT, {FARMERS ADVISED AGAINST SELLING COM j' J.. ' mjjl ' iiMi' Filling a Silo on a Dairy Farm. During the past twelve months cat tle buyers have been active lir Louis iana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and Florida, purchasing cattle to be shipped to the middle western mar kets as either canners or stockeri. The prices paid (or canners during this period have been so high that thousands of cows and heifers have gone to the shambles which should have been retained on the farms for breeding purposes. This Is especially noticeable when the receipts of south ern cattle at the St. Louis market for the last 12 months are compared with those for any previous period of similar length. The receipts of Ala bama, Mississippi and Louisiana cat tle at that market have almost dou bled during this period. Since the first of February buyers from the farms and ranches of the west have been scouring the gulf states In search of breeding stock. A few years ago this class of cattle would have been scorned by the west ern ranchman as breeding stock, but with the shortage of cows for breed ing purposes the ranchers are glad to get these cheap cows, to which they will breed good beef bulls. The half breeds resulting from this mating make fairly desirable beef animals. Several thousand cattle have already been sent from these states to Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas, arid some of them are said to have been shipped as far as Montana. Recently there were perhaps more cattle unloaded at one time In Bir mingham, Ala., for feed, water and rest while en route to the western ranges than have ever been seen In that place before In one day. Georgia and Florida are sending out thousands of these native southern cattle at the present time at prices ranging from sl6, to $23 a head for mature animals. A shipment of 40 carloads of cattle was recently made from Osceola county, Florida, in one day. They were shipped to Kansas via Oklahoma City. The cattle were dipped in ar senical solution beforo loading, to free them of ticks, and were to be dlppod again on arrival at Oklahoma City be fore going above the federal quaran tine line. ..Some people ot the south seem glad that these battle are being shipped out, as the number of scrub cattle Is being reduced and the south will get better cattle as n result. They do not look far enough ahead, however, or they would see that If the short age of cattle Is such as to cause buy ers to come from the far west to buy these scrub cattle for breeding pur poses, the chances of southern farm ers refilling their pastures with good cattle are Indeed small, for where aro I these good breeding cattle to come I from at a reasonable price? The best and most profitable way of getting i good cattle throughout the south Is j to breed up the native cattle by the BEST BREED FOR FARM USE Soma Excellent Point* That May A» alat Farmer In Making Selection —Soma Rapid Qrowar*. The Wyandotte la amaller than the Plymouth Rock, but an equally rapid grower. It la generally claimed that the White Wyandotte will ataud push ing for rapid growth the beat ot any breed. Aa layer* the Wyandotte* ceem to rank about with the Plymouth Rock*, Columbian Wyindott**. but being *omewhat mora active and having lea* tendency to overfatneaa they tbould be credited with a (light advantage. The Rhode (aland Red breed cooatl tute* the la teat addition to the ll*t of i>opular American breed* of chicken*. Tbi* variety differ* from the majority lllarrhoea (lalckly Cared. "1 wan taken with Diarrhoea a id Mr .York, the merchant here, pcr ■uaded me to try a botde of Chamberlain'* Colic, Cholcr i and Diarrhoea Remedy. Alter taking one dose of it 1 wu» cared. It ■Uo cure other* that 1 jpiVf it to," write* >l. F. tichhardt. Oriole, Pa. That i* not at all unusual. An ordinary attaek of diarrhoea can almott invariably be cured by one or two do*ea of this remedy. For sale by all dealer*. adv. use of pure-bred bulls, and by castrat ing all scrub bulls at an early age. The south Is especially adapted to raising cattle, because of the long grazing season, the enormous areas of cheap land, much of which is now lying Idle, the great variety of pas ture grasses and legumes which grow luxuriantly on all soils, and because of the mild winters. If the western ranchman can afford to pay southern farmers good prices for cows, pay the high freight rates to the west, stand the losses which naturally occur during shipping thin cattle such long distances, also bear the losses due to a change ot climatic conditions, and then make money on them, why can not the southern farm er who already owns the soils, keep this stock on the farm and secure the Increased profits T He can If he will free his cattle of ticks, Increase the efficiency of his pastures by planting mixtures of lespedexa, bur clover, white clover or perhaps melllotus, alslke clover, and red top over his pas ture lands; and by raising more hays and forage crops for wintering his stock and finishing them for market The surplus cattle can then be fat tened by feeding cottonseed cake on grass, or grating fields of velvet beans while feeding some concen trate; or they can be finished In the dry lot during the winter months. For winter feeding no roughage baa prov en more valuable than silage, as the addition of It to a feeding ration Inva riably increases the site ot the dally gains and reduces their cost, thereby making greater profits. The quality and the quantity of silage which can be produced on some of these cheap lands cannot be surpassed by the high priced lands of the corn belt, whereas the cost of producing It Is far less be cause of the chenp labor. The farmers of the south aro there fore urged to dlHContlnue this whole sale shipping of thelrt female cattle to other states, to free the pastures of the cattlo tick, and to increase the numbered quality of their cattle by the use 9t pure-bred beef bulls. Tlie progeny will not only grow faster and make larger and better cattle, but will be far more profitable to raise and to feed than are the natives. The soils will be Increased In fertility by the manure, which gives such profltftblo returns when applied to the cotton crop and puts vegetable matter Into the soil. The amount of commercial fertilizer necessary to produce a crop will be reduced and a more bountiful yield will be produced. Literature regarding methods of feeding cattle In the south and eradi cating the cattle ticks may be ob i talnod from the Bureau of Cattle In- I dustry. Department of Agriculture, Washington, D. C. Southern farmers i are also advised to consult the depart- I ment's county farm demonstatlon agents. of breeds In claiming for themselves an origin based solely on practical consideration*. They are partly of Asiatic blood, but In their selection, which extends over a period of 60 years, attsntlon has been paid to rapid growth and egg production, so that the breed today more nearly resembles the Leghorns than does either the Plymouth Rock or Wyandotte. One fundamental difference still ex -Ists that showa the Asiatic origin of the red. The Rhode Island Reds do not re produce themselves with certainty aa to shade of color or atyls of comb, but In practical polnta they may be considered a distinct and well-eetab ilihed breed. TEXAS RAVAGED BY WEEVILS More Damage Expacted Thl* Year Thsn HM Been Dona of Lata— Ey4ry County Paetsred. Mori* damage will reeult this year to cotton from the boll wevil than baa been occaaloned by that pest dar ing the last four years In Texaa. Dis trict demonstration agenta employed Jointly by the United State* depart ment of agriculture and the agricul tural and mechanical college of Texaa say that every cotton county In the atate Is bstag ravaged by the waevila. The weevils are especially bad in Central and South Texas, In the tim bered region*. The agents say the weevils will bring about a loes of tbousanda upon thou*anda of dollar* to cotton growers uaiees the Insects are stamped out Caught a 11*4 Cold. "Last winter my ion caught a very bad cold, and the way he coughed wa* something dreadful," write* M:i, Sarah E. Duncm of Tipton, lowa. " We thought iure he going into " consumption, bought Ju*t one bottle of Chtim barlain'i Cough P.rma'y nml thnt ofie bottle itopped hli cough and cured his cold completely. Fori •ale by all dealers. " adv. jROOST CLOSET FOR POULTRY Coneldereble Stress Laid on Curtain In Front of House at Maine Experiment Btatlon. In the curtain-front type of poultry | house used at the Maine experiment station a feature of the original plan jon which considerable stress was | laid was the canvas curtain In front ! of the roosts. | This curtain, together with thQ j back wall of the house and the drop j pings board under the roosts, formed , a closet In which the birds were shut iup at night during cold weather. I When the curtain-front house was j first devised It was thought essential to provide such a closet to conserve the body heat of the birds during the cold nights when the temperature might go well , below zero. Expe rience has shown, however, that this was a mistake. Actual test shows that the roosting closet is of no ad vantage, even In such a severe cli mate as that of Orono. On the con trary, the birds certainly thrlvo bet • ter without the rooit curtain than with it. It has been a general ob servation among uiers of the curtain front type of house that when the roost curtains are used the birds aro particularly susceptible to colds. It is not hard to understand why this should be 10. The air In a roosting closet when It Is opened in the morning li plainly bad. The fact that It !■ warm in no way ' offsets physiologically the evlli of IU lack of oxygen and exceii of carbon dl oxld, ammoniacal vapors, and other exhalations from the bodies of the birds. For some time past It has been felt that the roosting closet was at least unnecessary, if not'in fact a positive eyil. Consequently the time of be ginning to close the rooit curtain- In the fall hai been each year longer delayed. Finally, In the fall of 1910, it was decided not to uie theie cur tains at all during the winter. Con sequently they were taken out of the house, or spiked to the roof, as the case might be. The winter of 1910-11 wai a severe one. On leveral occa sions the temperature dropped to 30 degrees below zero. Yet during this winter the mortality was exceptional ly low and the egg production excep tionally high. In view of this experience the sta tion has decided to discontinue the use of the rooit. curtain. It would seem to be generally undesirable or at least unnecessary. FOR SHIPPING EGOS SAFELY Holder Mad* of Corrugsted Straw board Is Provided With Smsll Hole at Each End. This egg holder Is made from cor rugated strawboard, the egg being in serted by opening an overlapping Joint at the side. The container Is provided with a small hole at each end so thut V. / Safety Egg Holder. It may be opened and closed without tearing It, says the Popular Mechan ics. The holder Is adapted for send ing egg* safely by parcel post, or carrying them with the least possibil ity of breakage. DOHIMNOREC Eggs shipped by express are often queered by baggage smasher*. The well-fed and well-cared-for fowl is the one that brings the profit. When the old hen begins to lay and whip her chicks It's time to wean them. Fall chickens find a good market as roaster* during January, February and March. \ The poultry Industry li growing beyond the hopes of its most radical friend*. Egg shells may be utilized a second time if crushed and turned over to the chickens. The brooder baa not, as yet, reached the stage of perfection that the Incu bator baa. Lack of moisture In the Incubator means tough shall* and dead chicks it batching time. To successfully use eggs in the artl ficlal hatcbee one must, If possible, ae cur* eggs of the highest vitality. An egg laid In November and De cember will bring twice aa much money as the one laid In March or April. While heavy laying la aa a rule desirable, phenomenal egg records are not a guarantee of strong, rugged off apring. , De Yea Pear Coa*saipU*B f Ko matter how chronic your cough or how severe your tbroat or lung ailment la, Dr. King's New Discovery will eurely help you; it may save your life. Stillman Green of Malichite, Col., writes: 4 Two doctors said I had consumption and could not live two year*. I used Dr. King'* New Discovery and am alive and' well. Your money refunded if it fails to ben efit you. The best home remedy for coughs, colds, throat and lung troubles. Price 60c and sl. Guar anteed by Graham Drug Compnny. adv. ERA MARKED BY GREEDINESS Prsssnt Generation Demand* Too Much of Everything, Is the Opin ion of Woman Writer. "It Is the mark of our era to want more or everything tfc.ia we can use, yet when we get the too much we de mand, we are crush :d by It, as Tar peta wad crushed by tho shields," I writes Cornelia A. I'. Comber In the Atlantic. | "I have often thought that the sheer, brute mass of life—of people to know, of books to read, of play# to hear, of pictures to see, of things to do, buy. learn, enjoy—wlthli. rer.rit of the well-to-do person In the modern world, far outruns the capacity of any human being to take It in and make of It the sane whole that a life should be. "Yes —yet we go crazlly on, trying to expand to Illimitable possibilities, thinking we shall bo happier so soon as we have discarded all our present belongings and opportun|tlf» tor big ger, newer, richer ones: How many people do you know who hav« not met a substantial Increase of Income with a corresponding enlargement of the whole scale of living, a senseless ex pansion sometimes outrunning tßeir Increased ability to provlilo' for it? ; There is no future but chaos for a so ciety with such ambition.). They aro ! centrifugal and can only lead to disin i tegratlon." | THOUGHT NIGHT HAD PASSED . Tired Farm Hand Lost All (Track of Time In His Brief but Evident ly Deep Blumber. I Rven when you are wide awake It Is frequently hard to estimate the pas sage of time. On one occasion you find It hard to believe that several | hours have elapsed, and on another the day may drag so slowly that tho clock seems to have shirked Its duty. 1 While you are asleep the calculation of time Is, of course, almost Impossi ble, as this Incident, told by a farmer's %on at the corner storeT one rainy morning, aptly Illustrates: Father hired a now band nlgbt '—a big, good-natured Dutchman. Evl- I dently the poor fellow was tired from I tramping about the country, for ho went to bed Immediately after supper. As usual, father went down to the cellar about 8:30 to throw some coal In the furnace and adjust the drafts for the night.' Evidently this made enough noise to rouse the new hired man, for mother, who wnß sitting be side the table In the dining room, saw the stair door suddenly open and dis close the broad form of the Dutchman. Blinking drowsily before the light, he exclaimed: • "Good morning, Mlssla! Good morn ing! I could cbust as well haf come down von hour ago If you had only voke me up!"— Youth's Companion. Practical Opposed to Ideal. Among the legends connected with the great Cardinal Borromuo, the fot j lowing Is told to visitors to the Uugn ; palace of that ancient family on llio ' Borromean Islands In the Italian luk!». j When Cardinal llorromeo had shown ; Cardinal Glullo the vast abode which he had just completed, tl e latter main tained a strict silence until they had- Inspected the whole. When departing. | he said: "Your eminence, I have been reflecting that the huge sums spent on this place might have been given to the poor." Cardinal llorromeo re plied: "Your eminence, they have been given to tho |ioor. But our notions of charity differ. I pay the poor for their labor, and your emir lcf for tbelr Idleness." , Rural Solomon. "Tho court has taken your case Into consideration, Mr. Blithers," said the judge, at Hllthers's trial for violating tho motor ordinances at Crlckett's ! Corners, "and, In view of what ye've said, and with some trewth, about tho badness of our roads hereabouts "hi your sworn testimony, I've decided not to lino yo SOO, as the law pcr . mils." | "That's very square of yotl. Judge," said Blithers, j "Wo try to be square, Mr. Slithers," ' said the Judge, "and. Instead of the s"'> fine, we're goln' to sonteace yo to work on them roads for ten days, In the hope that your sooperlor wisdom as a road expert will make 'em COD sld'rably better." | . . Indeed, It Brought Results) The bald-headed man burst vloWnt ly Into the barber shop and bustled up to the proprietor. "Bee here, sir!" be eald, "that h»lr restorer" — "Why," Interrupted the barber, "you bought that only two days ago— you can't expect—" I "No, no," the man broke In, "our green mald-of-all-work mistook It for furniture polish and —" v "Ob, you want another bottle?" "Not by a jugful! 1 want you to come and shave our parlor set and four bedroom chairs." Why Married Men Live Long. I The reason a married man lives longer than a single man Is because the single man leads a selfish exist ence. A married man can double his pleasure. Any time he has a streaV of good luck It tickles him all over, but It make* him feel twice as good when be tells bl» wife about It. And abe la ao pleased and proud that be feels like a two-year-old. There Isn't a chance In the world of a man's ar teries hardening or hla heart weaken ing when be can get a million dollars' worth of pleasure out of making bis wife happy/—Cincinnati Enquirer. English Spavin -Liulikmt re move* all hard, soft or calloused lumps and blemishes from horses, blood spavins, curbs, splints, sweenoy, ringbone, stifles,sprains all swollen throats, coughs, etc. Save SSO by tho ILSO of one bottle. 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