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©MERRYQ
CHRISTMAS
The First Christmas
IT often has been stated tbat tbe
birtb of Christ must bare occur
red four years before tbe date
flxed on for tbe current chronolo
gy and tbat it I* probable tbe eveat be
fell at some other time in tbe year
than a few days after the winter sol
stice. Tbe reason for the confident as
sertion is tbe ascertaining of tbe fact
that Herod died about four years B. C.
Tbe basis of this supposition is tbe
report that at the time of the birtb of
Christ "tbere were shepherds abiding
in tbe field, Watching tbeir flocks by
night" a circumstance not natural in
tbe latitude of Bethlehem near the
shortest day. Tbat is tbe height of
tbe rainy sen son In Judea, and tin?
date does not appear to hare been ob
served generally before the fifth cen-
Many students of. Biblical history
"Sty*, argued tbat the-atory about the
star of Bethlehem points to a data for
tbe Nativity not later than May 8,
p. C. S. On tbat date the planet*
Venus and Jtiplter were so cloaely in
conjunction as seen from tbe earth
tfcat. tbe apparent distance between
theiti was equal only to tbe breadth of
toe-fall BHMMI. Tbeae planets war*
THE STAB Or BBTHIiEHZM.
then visible in the east a couple ot
hours before sunrise aud must have
produced a strikingly beautiful appear
ance and bare been spoken of as one
object. That was about fifty days less
than two years before the death of
Herod, a fact which hartnouizes well
wltb other conditions of the narrative,
for It Is probable that the mandate
for the slaughter of all the children
two years old and under was Issued
some months before his decease, and
the limit of two years would leave an
ample margin for any uncertainty aa
to the time of the appearauce of the
(tar, as related by the magi; also there
were no paschal fall moons on a Fri
day between the years B. O. 0 and
A. D. 83 and no other following that
till A. O. 00.
From this It would seem to follow
that Christ was tbirty-elgbt years old |
at the time of the crucifixion, and this I
would vindicate the sagacity of tbe
Jewish doctors wbo affirmed that be
was not yet flfty (forty?) yean old. It
li remarked, too, that In the spring of
the same year there was a triple con
junction of planets-Hatum. Jupiter
and Mara— and that the first two
■anted were In conjunction aa seen
from the earth no less than three time*
la the ysar preceding—thst Is. B. 0. 7.
Another theory about the star of
Bethlehem whlcb has been advanced
Is that tbe star seen by the magi is
Bplcs, the leading brilliant In tbe con
stellation of Virgo, tbe Virgin. For
many years before and after tbe
Christian era tbe star was changing
Its place until It was then literally •
"star In tbe east." and Its movement
la that direction may have been the
very fact noticed by tbe wlae men of
some centuries preceding wbo expect
ed that tbe prophecy about tbe Virgin
would be fulfilled when Its principal
•tar reached tbe position noted. If
this were so tbe visit of tbe magi from
Baetrtn, In tbe far east. Is easily ex
plained. and tbe chief difficulty attend
ing tbe explanation Ilea In the fact
that such sn Important search aa they
udertook Is noticed by only one out
oi the four evangelists.
Tbe uncertainty of tbe centorlss In
regard to tbe date at tbe Nativity In
year and month may never be cleared
op. Its existence hss been unfslriy
cited as res nun for disbelieving tbe
whole narration. Tbe people of 2MO
years ago attached little Imports are to
dates, except current OOPS, sod It msy
he remembered thst the destruction
of Jerusalem occurred between tbe
time of the Nativity and (be writing of
the gospels, fct leant In tbe shape In
Which It has com* down to as.
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GRAHAM, N. C., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 25,1918.
GROWS OLD.
Like the Mud that are sung In the
twilight.
Like all tales that are tenderly
to(d.
Like the memories of loved ones
that hallow our h4arla.
There's a story that never (rows'
> old. f •
Lo! The angels flrst sing It In
chprus,
And g) he watchers with wonder
behold.
They feel the flrst thrill of the
beautiful truth
In the story that nsvsr grows old.
Round the Christ Child of Bethle
hem's cradle
Are clusters of apples of gold.
And .pictures of silver adorn every
page
Of tbe story that never grows old.
ft gladdens the hearts of all chil
dren.
And millions of manlier mold
Are happier, holler, better by far,
For the story that never grows
old.
' i-fVankttn Trusdell.
The Christmas Quest.
Whoso shall come any way thla night.
By moor ar hill or shore.
For him the blessed candles' light,
Kot him the open doer.
(Oh, Mar; this for thy Son's sake,
Thougn .Mine comes in no morel)
My hearth Is swept, my Tule logs burn.
My board Is decked and spread;
War any* who may seem In turn
Are warmth and wine and bread.
(Oh. Mary, grant my soa thla night
Be boused and qpmfortedl)
Bid, banned or beggared come for gueet.
My heart shall share his woee.
And on his head my hand shall rest
To bless him ere he goes.
(Oh, Mary, grant my soi\ this night
That ■bleestng and repoosl)
This night, for thy one Ben's dear sake,
Walt light and warmth and wine.
Oh, Mary, we be mothers both!
Take these my tears for sign.
And this I do for thy sweet Son.
Wilt thou not do for mlneT
—Theodosla Garrison.
A Song of
Christmas
TWINE the bittersweet and holly
Arched above tha hearthstons's
glow.
Joy, not melancholy.
Come, Indrlftlng with the nnuw.
In each face the Croat'* a-tingl..
And afar on flying wing
Cornea the sletghbell's rhythmic (Ingle
Through December journeying
Bet the board and aek the bleailng
Tor the bounty amply spread,
In the simplest words expressing
What a loving Father said—
"Peace on earth"—far this la nearest
When tha snows with us abide
And the winter air la clearest
In the hush Of Christ mastlds.
mm mmnoMMM arm* tu FUXCIM
Bring the aid mualcisa's Addle.
Relic of the bygone daya.
■end the fairest down the middle
While the ll'tlng music sways
Light of fool and quick of laughter.
Swing the dancers, too and heel.
Aa they pass or follow after
la the qaalot Vlrglala ml
Make a welcome for the stranger
Should his footstep crass the door.
By the memory of the mangar
And the Christ that was of yore
Oat her rhlldrea's faces round yos,
Aa he gathered them long syne.
If It be .ha years hers crowned yea
With their rsdlanr. dlvlaa.
Deck the tree and light the randies,
Let the stockings an bo hung.
For a aalnt with furry aandala
O'er the housetopa high baa swans.
And hla reindeer stssds are prancing
Through tha stsr Ma— MS rlsse.
JkMtS tht IIKKW fiti 111 I pt|f
la the merry Christmas time.
-Bl aial MeOaffey.
Rob't Hanner, s white youth, was
arrested in Greensboro a few dijri
ago for removing and selling stone
from a stone wall around an old
grave/ard. Hanner claimed that he
had bought the stone from one
Hughes, but Hughs could not be
found. The esse wss continued for
*4 days to give the boy a chsnc*
to make satisfactory settlement
with the trustees.
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Ancestry of Santa
WHAT h Santa Claus" age?
Tbe Jolly. roistering. pot
bellied. ever yuuug old fel-
low tbtit we know him mnile
Ills appearance ou ciirth In no many
guises that the secret of his Hint com
ing threatens to renitilD forever veiled
In Ibe intilst of nntlqutty. No one can
nay with any certainty-Jnsl when lie
first mode hi* appearum* umong pre
historic men, for merry old Sitntn In
one forui or uuolber dcllfchtcd illll'
dren'a hearts In muny a IHIKIIII louse
bold centuries before the commence
meut of the Christian era uud prior to
any recorded hUtory.
The name of Santa Olsus, by which
be Is known In America, (a the Dutch
pat name for St. Nicholas Tbe name
Krlss Krliiifle. by which be Is known
In England. la a corruption of Cbrtat
Klndlelu or the Chrlat Child. But tbe
festivities that distinguish Cbrlatmas
existed long before Cbrlstlanlty, and a
Jolly god of good cheer appears aa tbe
personification of the period from the
earlier pagan times. Now tbe Santa
Clans of today Is simply that old Jolly
god sobered up. wusbed and purified.
.Tbe Dlonysla of tbe Greeks. tbe Sat
urnalia of tbe Romuns, tbe Twelve
Nights of tbe old Norsemen and of the
Teutona all celebrated the coming of
the winter aolatlce. People then gave
themselves up lo all sorts of revelry
and excess. In tbe Dlonysla the repre
sentative figure wa% Dot tbe young
Dionysus or Bacchus, but Ibe aged,
cheery sod diareputnble Bllenua. tbe
chief of the Satyra and the gud of
drunkards In the Saturnalia It was
Saturrt: In tbe Oennank- feaata It was
Thor, both long liearded and white
haired gods like Sllcnus.
Now, although tbe central figure of
the Cbrlstloo festival la tbe child God,
tbe Christ Kludleln. tbe iDdueuce of
long pagau custom was too strong
within the breasts of tbe early Chris
tians to be easily superseded. Tbe tra
dition of boary age as the true repre
sentative of tbe dying year and Its at
tendant Jollifications still remained
smoldering under tbe ashes of tbe
past It burst into new flame when
the paat wna too far back to be looked
upon with the fear and antagonism of
tbe cburcb and there seemed no longer
any danger of a relapae into pagatllam.
At first, however, tbe more dignified
representative waa chosen at more in
keeping with the occasion. Saturn
was unconscioualy rcbaptlzed aa St
Nicholas, tbe name of tbe saint wboae
festival occurs In December and who
aa tbe patron of young pedple Is espe
cially fitted for tbe patronage of the
festival which has come to be looked
upon aa enpeciallv that of the young
At first St Nicholas did not supersede
th* Christ Child, but accompanied him
in his Christmas travela. as. indued, be
•till does in certain rural neigh bor
hoods of Europe where tbe modern
spirit has been least felt
St. Nicholas, according to the bagl
ologist was a blsbof) of Myra. wbo
flourished early In tbe fourth century..
Be is tbe patron of children and
schoolboy*.
It Is strange that everywhere St
Nicholas U most honored snd bis feast
day moat observed tbe moat ploua and
Instructed among tbe common people
know little of tbe legend of tbe aalnt
He is treated with that mixture of se
riousness and frivolity which becomes
• dying myth.
In southern Oermsny snd Austria a
youth garbed as St Nicholas and ac
companied by two angels and a whole
troop of devils In hMeuas masquerade,
with blackened faces and clanking
chains, on Dec. ft (St Nicholas' festal
day I makes a round .of certain boose*
where tbe little one* of tbe village
have been collected. To the good chil
dren be brings gift* of nut* and ap
ple*. while tbe naughty ones are left
to tbe device* of tbe satanlc follower*
In bl* train.
In many place* tbe bugbear over
shadows In Importance both tbe Christ
Child and St Klcbolaa. He appears
under different name* and In dlffereot
gutaee. In tower Austria be la tbe
frightful Krampna. with bis ctaaklng
cbalna and horrible devil'* mask. wbo.
notwithstanding bis gilded nil and
applea. gingerbread and toys, which
be carries In hla basket I* tbe terror
of tbe nursery. In Hanover. Holatein
and Meckleubarg be la known aa Claa.
In Silesia bl* name la Joseph.
Sometime* the l>ngbe*r waa a female,
la Lower Austria she waa called tbe
Bndelfran. In Rnabta It was tbe
Berchtel who chastised children, that
did not spin diligently, with rods, bat
rewarded Hie Industrious with dried
pears, applea and auts
Tbe female bogy survive* especially
In Ruaala and In Italy, la tbe former
place she I* known ** tbe Bahooshka.
la tbe latter s ** tbe Refana. Refana la
a corruption of Rplpbanla or Rplpba
ay. for It Is 00 Kpipbany. Jan. 8, that
the Italians make presents to their
children In commemoration of tbe gift*
given by tbe three wlaa men to Cbrtat
•a that data.
Cesttlpadea Patau Tee.
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John Cate*, conductor of a
Southern freight, who was injured
in the wreck of hla train at fleitna
Friday a waek died in a hospital
in Raleigh last week.
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Waiting For Santa Claus
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A Feel In the Christmas Air
■ UT.-nr.i.njmii.l-'. .irnnmm-.- . .ir
By JANES WHITCOMB RILEY
THEY'S a kind o• fed in the air to me
When the Chris'mas times sets in
That's about as much of a mystery
As ever I've run ag'in.
Per instunce, now, whilse I gain in weight
And gineral health, 1 swear
They's a goneness somers I can't quite state
A kind o' feel in the air.
They's a feel in the Chris'ma# air goes right
To the spot where a man lives atl
It gives a feller a appetite—
They ain't no doubt about that I
And yit they's somepln—l don't know what—
That follers me here and there
And ha'nts and worries and spares me not—
A 'kind o' feel in the air.
They's a feci, a* 1 say, In the air that's Jest
As blanied-on sad as sweet
In the same ra*sho as I feel the best
And am the spryest on my feet
They's alius a kind o' sort of a ache
That I can't locate nowhere.
But It comes with Chrls'mas, and no mistake—
A kind o* feel in the air. -»
Is it the racket the children raise?
Why, nol'-tiod bless *em, not
Is It the eyes the cheeks ablaze.
Like my own Wuz long atfo?
Is it the bleat o* the whistle and beat
O' the little toy drum and blare
O' the hornf Hfo. no I It is Jest the sweet—
The sad-sweet feel in the air.
; Saving Up For Christmas j
• I I I I I I I HI !!■ I I 1 Mill I lib''
A well drea»cd man la a Market
•treot car tendered the conductor a
one dollar bill In payment for two
fare* and, receiving bl* ('hange, care
fully ielect->d the ten cent piece* and
placed tin-in In a separate |>ocket.
"From the lat of fleptember until
Chrlatma* I never, apend a dime," he
explained to bla companion, "livery
time t get one I keep It cepftrato from
my other change, and Wb*n 1 get borne
I depoalt my dltnea In on* of tho*e
oaring* bank* that don't open until
they contain 110. I am one of a
rery large family addicted to the
Chrlatma* prSaent habit, and aome-
Umaa I am obliged to give aa many aa
thirty or forty glfta. Ily not apendlng
my dimea I create a Christina* fond
without really feeling It. I have done
thl* for aeveral year* and And It an ex
cellent plan."—Philadelphia Record.
Why She Shape Early.
*T» going to atart my Chriatmaa
abopplng right now and get It over
with," aald Mr*. Jone* at the brenkfaat
table.
"Ah. to aid the poor, tired ahopglrl
and help the movement for early de
ll vertee!" bar aeo remarked In tonaa of
connDendatloa.
"Newer thought of that," waa the
dlaconcertlng reply, "I'm going to buy
all my preaent* at Kmart k Co.'a, and
abopa Ilka their* hare bandaome de
livery wagon*. I want all the neigh
bora to *ee tbe wagona atop at my
door. !aat yaar I bought a lot of tbeae
thing* at expen*lve abopa, and not a
parcel waa delivered until after dark.
Tlx all tbe nelgblior* know tbey might
bare come from tboae pay by tbe week
•tone In unmarked wagona."
; THE PARMER'S PROBLEM.
\ i Acrordtng to Form* Secretary !
J H'llaoa. every «tfny In the crop J
,i i growing aeaeon la worth SAO 000.
J 000 to tlie farmer* of the United
! Ktatea Thl* wealth, however.
recreant* tlie work of nature
I i aa well a* ■>• men. The hlg
I [ problem for the farmer I* to no
' arrange bin affaire that he can ♦
! keep nature working for blm all 2
; i tbe time.
m . ***-
SNAPPING THE CRANBERRY.
Dinner Oam* Suggested, but Not Rao
. emmandad.
Thl* la a gamp to lie played at the
Cbrlatmn* table. When the cranberry
enure U brought on each gtiesl niu*t
place a *ninberry on tbe end of a
knife, holding the knife IA the left
band with Uie rlgbt hand cloee belilnd
the- cranberry. At tbe word "*n«p,"
given by the hoktm*, the cranberry
ahould be *nap(M!d with ttie Urnt An
ger of tlie right hand at tbe target.
Tbe game ahull be routluued until e:ich
player baa allot away all of Ilia cran
herrlee. The aoorw la counted tbim:
Hitting the hoMte** with a cranberry
count* one.
Hitting grandpa count* two; grand
ma, three; oßcle Will, four; I'ntie
Tom, Are, ami *o on, de|>endlng on
whom the gue*t* nml tbo*e around the
tabic are. ,
A cranlierry that goea on the floor t«
out of play, but one that falla In any
peraon'a lap or aticka In the hair or
on a coat or dre** can l« ptkel up
and played-again, Anyliody that bit*
anybody el*e aiuarely on tbe none
counta flfty to tbe lucky player 1 * acore.
Thl* le a highly diverting game and
one that all will enjoy, especially tbe
boateea,—New York World.
Saddening.
"What make* little Tommy ao aad
on tbla happy Chriatmaa dayT aaked
Voedlck.
"Ilia preaenta axf> all unbreakable,"
replied Keedlck.-Town Topic*.
A Fin de Siaol* Cataatreph*.
Twaa the nlxht preceding Chriatmaa.
And Santa far away.
Ha lacked enouah of gaaollne
To run bla dearlaea a latah.
Mr*. Ada Godfrey, 30 .veara old,
wife of H. B. Godfrey, Charlotte,
committed auicide early Sunda.v
morning by alaahing her throat
with a rator. Her huiband who
waa aaleep in the room waa aroua
ed by the crying of their child and
found hie wife dead. She left a
note aaying the waa going to kill
hcraelf. 11l health.
DeWitta uittle tutriy RUeri
v*. at,.. .■* «*•»-
:: Little Jack Horner;;
•!; and
:His Christmas Pie:;
! I With Variations la the Style i;
!; of the Poets
* * By CALLY RYLAND
LITTLE Jack Horner ul In ■ oorner
I Eating hia Chriatmaa pie.
Ha put in hia thumb and pullad
out a plum
And aaid, "What a good boy am |»
* H *
. If Edgar Allan Poo Had Written It.
See Jack Horner In hia corner
With hia pie.
.Where'* hia ma? Will no ona warn bar?
He will die!
With a thumblet (hat la doting
While he's gloating, gloating, gloating.
Ha la flailing for the floating
I'lum, oh, my!
All hia boast of being good.
Careful of hia dally food, f
Twlnklee merrily within hia aaucy eye,
eye, eye.
•I *
Robert Browning Might Hava Dona It.
Paatry'* all or nothing: It la not meft
dough
Pounded and pulled and puzzled over, air.
For whltenexn or for llghtneaa—and thla
pie
Wn* of the very atuff o' life, *ir.
None of your blundering bita of work, but
Infinitely eatable. Wall, Horner aat there
Kumlnatitig. Twaa Chriatmaa, ruminat
ing time,
You aay, and you am right, air. •
Lazily alive and open mouthed he aat.
Feeling the paatry tickle at hia llpa
Yet acercely knowing how to fathom It
When of a sudden—oh, the fellow'a keen!—
Occurred hia thumb to him, whereupon
Straightway he plunged It In the aweet.
"Good boy!" quoth ha, and pulled out e
I damp plum.
•t «
Thia Would Be Walt Whitmen'e Style.
I alng the Chriatmaa pie.
The flour, the lard, the butter that com
pose It;
The rirhneaa of lla aturnng
A divine nlmbua exhniea from It
It atlracta with fierce, undeniable attrac
tion.
1 am drawn by Ita breath no lean than
Jack Horner, who holda It upon hia
knee*.
I am one with the plum concealed In Ita
mam mi I 111 vaatneea.
I loosen inyaeif, paaa freely and em at
the door of Horner'a llpa. amacklng
to taate Ita Ingredient*.
Uut ho doc* not know how to get at you,
pie.
Me *lta, sleepily considering the po«e of
hi* head, hi* puffed out tip*, betray
ing hie gluttony.
Praeently a fine amlle come* on to hi*
face. He lunge* Into the pie with
Arm thumb, Its cru*t yield*.
H4 po*eee*e« himself of It* rlchne**.
Oh. young men, I would not tinve you alt
# in a corner conalderlng pie stuffings,
lie bold. You—whoever you are—aro al
lowed the eternal purporta of a pie.
(I loved a certain Chrtatma* pie ardently,
auid It gave me tndigea'tlon.
Yet out of that I have written thla aong >
H *
In the Great William Shakespeare'*
Style.
"Sweet paatry. do not *com me. do not
gibe
And frown at me with crusty aurlineaa.
I know lhat In your flaky deptlu I* hid
den
A mammoth p!um, which, Ods my little
life!
I'll have It If I mu*i sarins for"t" Thu*
Jacques,
Who, thereupon, with swashing stab of
the thumb.
Smote through the crispy lid, which erst
held tight.
And with triumphant about " 'Ode bodl
klna,
A good led II" withdrew the sought for
plum.
« *
Algernon Charles Swinburne's |tfle.
Here where the world I* quiet.
Here upon Chriatmaa day.
With plum* and A pie for diet
Tn • corner aat Horner.
Mo feaat wai ever aweeter.
No finger waa ever fleeter
To yank a plum with glee U
A mouth that gapes alwty.
11l mm mum or flatulency or wind
folic tbe life of the horae may be Ml
fd by prompt tapping for the removal
of ftaa The tromr and canuta oaed
for the purpuaa are throat Into lb*
aMwt distended part of tba right flank.
bl«h tip near to tba rib and at tba tdtn
of tbe feather of hair which rtuu tba
opposite way of that on tba rlba. la
a row tapplnt la dona oo the left aide.
There I* Mtle dancer In nalhg tbe In
strument. bat It moat be aterlllied be
fore u*e. and tbe wound abonld be dl»
frfei*ted after re mora I of tba trocar.—
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