HOMICIDES LESS mmm 1320 THE SAFEST CITY FOR WHICH FIGURES WERE TABULATED WAB ROCHESTER, N. Y. MEMPHIS STILL IN THE LEND Of Largest Cities Boston Had th« Lowest Rate, New York Second and Chicago Third. New York. Homicides in the United States during 1920 totalled ap proximately 9,000, a decrease of 500 from the 1919 record, according to a computation by Frederick L. Hoffman, third vice-president and statlstlan of the Prudential Life Insurance Com pany of America. The figures, made public through The Spectator, showed Memphis, Tenn., |tlll in the lead with a killing record of 63.4 persons for every 100,- 000 population. The safest of 31 cit ies for which figures were tabluated was Rochester, N. Y., where the rate was but 1.3 for every 100,000. In general, the tables showed that Southern states, with large negro pop ulations, had the highest homicide rate, and that the proportion of ne groes slain was from three and a half to seven times that of whites. I*he average was slightly In excess of four to one. n Tabulations for the period 1915-1919, grouped geographically, showed the New England states to be most law abiding, so far as homicides was con cerned, with a rate of 2.8 for each 100,000. The South m group had the highest rate, 10.8. , the Middle At lantic states the rate was 5.1; Central states, 6.1; Rocky Mountain states, 9.4, and Pacific states 9.2. Of the larger cities, Boston had the lowest rate. 5.1; New was sec ond with 5,9; the Chicago rate was 10.3; San Francisco, 7.6; Philadelphia, 6.2; St. Louis, 12.6j and Cleveland, 12.5. Denver Judge Receives Threats, Denver, Colo. —Judge Royal R. Ora ham, sittinlfc in the Denver Juvenile court In the absence of Judge Ben Lindsay, has not only set Colorado in a» white hot debate on a most effica cious method of birth control, but has received numerous threats of bodily Injury from the Italian colony of this city because It was reported that he had ordered the sterillratlon of Mrs. Clyde Cossldente, who was haled into court for failure to take care of her Ave children. Six Drown In River. Toledo, O.—Mr. and Mrs. Joseph A. Roskuskl and their flve-year-old daughter, and Mr. and Mrs. Bernard K. Layer and their daughter, aged four, were drowned when the sedan In which they were riding slipped off the river road into eight feet of water in the MlamtErle canel at Water- Vllle. Insurgency Is Troubling Klan. Atlanta, Oa. lnsurgent the Ku Klux Klan which are deter mined to overthrow the oligarchy headed by Edward Charles Clarke, im perial kleagle and klallff, claim to have received the support of several southern states and many klans in the west. Arbuckle Jury Falls to Agree. San Francisco, Calif. After 41 hours of deliberation, the Jury, com posed of seven men and five women, which tried Roscoe C. Arbuckle on a charge of manslaughter In connection with the death of Virginia Rappe. was discharged when It was unable to agree upon ft verdict. Speech by Commissioner Wen. Charlotte. —Shl-Esln Wen, commis sioner of foreign affairs and super intendent of customs of the Chlnep* republic, spoke In the auditorium of Trinity Methodist church to an au dience that overflowed the main room and partially filled the Sunday •cbool annex. Mr. Wen spoke under the auspices of the Charlotte Y. M. C. A. Oldeet Mason Dead. AelievUle. N. C.—William C. Garri son. the oldest Mason in North Caro lina, died at hla home near here. He waa 86 years old and had been • mason for 65 years, attaining the 32nd degree. Revenue Fasm Passports. Washington. The United States government, during 1921, "got fat" as a result of the issuance of pass ports. Its revenue from this source was $1,420,785, It Is learned at the state department. Seek Rhodes Awards. Philadelphia. Five hundred and six candidates for Rhodes scholar ships will appear before the commit tee of selection in 32 states to com> pete for the S3 appointments to Ox ford. It was the largest number of candidates for a single year Reduction In Freight Rates. Washington.—A general reduction of 10 per cent In aU freight rates on , products of farma. orchards and gar dens and ranges was ordered by the ilntersUte commerce commission. ■ a##-*- *j' i * * PUE no UPON REQUEST French Authorities Claim Thay Will Detain American Financier Until Embassy Receives Extradition. Havre. —French police officials, fol lowing a conference with American Consul General Ingraham, allowed Charles W. Morse to land here upon his arrival from New York on the steamer Paris when the American shipbuilder agreed to return on the same Bhip next Monday, provided he was not arrested. Before the ship docked, Mr. Morse, who had heard his presence in Amer ica was desired by Federal authori ties investigating his shipbuilding con tracts during the war, had expressed his willingness to return voluntarily, and this request was complied with when he had reassured the French officials that he would not oppose re turning immediately to America If he were not placed under arrest. Morse took up quarters In the Con tinental Hotel here escorted by French Inspector Aigouy, and he will remain there until the Paris is ready to sail. "I am willing to return to America by the first boat and I have so wired the United States District attorney," he told the correspondent on board the Paris. "I am over here because of Ill health," he added, "but I am willing to return even at the expense of Jeo pardlzing my life." Police Commissioner Fabinl, who was enjoying luncheon In the dining rooms of the Paris as a guest of Mr. Morse, told the correspondent that he would take Mr. Morse ashore and de liver him to the American counsel general. The Havre police were Instructed by the secret service of the French minister of Interior to arrest Charles W. Morse, American shipbuilder and financier, as soon as he landed fiom the liner Paris. The Instructions were sent by telephone. The French police acted upon ' the request of the American embassy, which received belated Instructions to obtain the arrest and detention of Morse. The heads of the secret seV vice here are not certain whether the Havre police received instructions in time to apprehend Mr." Morse, but they are* relying upon the American newspaper men In Havre to shadow him until the police arrive. The French authorities say they will hold the American financier until the em bassy receives papers formally' de manding his extradition. It wus impossible for an American warship to intercept the Paris, as there are no American vessels in French or British ports, all on this side of the Atlantic being in the Mediter ranean. Increase In Public Debt. Washington.—An Increase of about $160,000,000 In the public debt during the month of November was an nounced by the treasury. At the end of October the public debt stood at $23,459,140,496.49, as compared with $23,619,085,725.87 on November 30. Blx Persons Killed in Wreck. Portland, Ore. Six persons were killed In a head-on collision between the eastbound Portland Sopkane Lim ited and the westbound Oregon-Wash ington Limited trains on the Oregon- Washington Railroad and Navigation company, two miles east of Celllo. Little Hope For Peace. Ixindon. —The eyes of all those In terested In Ireland now are fixed on Dublin, seat of the Dail Elreann, as thftr-'were early In the week on Bel fast, the center of Ulsterlsm. All the Sinn Fein peace delegates now have left London to meet with the Dall Elreann cabfnet for consideration of the government's last proposals for settlement of the age-long strife be tween England and Ulster, Prohibition Exonerated. Washington.—Formal announcement of the exoneration of General Prohi bition Agent Henson of Savannah of the charge of making a raid on a home In that city without a warrant was made by Commissioner Hayner. A full- report of the Henson case was said «o have been made to President Harding and to Secretary Mellon by Mr. Haynes. Agent Henson was charged with en tering the home of Miss Bessie Gar den of Savannah about two weeka ago without a warrant. Lloyd George Plane to Salt, London. Prime, Minister Lloyd George, It was learned. Is definitely planning to leave England for the united States December 12 to attend the Washington armaments confer ence. Less Unemployment Now. Washington. The number of the nation's unemployed has decreased by more than a million during recent weeks, according to an estimate of the National Conference on Unem ployment. To Inspect Muscle Shoals. Detroit. Thomas A. Edison and Henry Ford left here for Muscle Shoals, Ala., where they will make a thorough inspection of the nitrate and water power projects which the De troit manufacturer proposes to lease from the government. Typhus Sweeping Russls. Moscow.—Typhus la sweeping Rus sia with Increasing violence, especial ly In the Odessa, Baku, Turkestan and Volga regions, where the famine is es pecially severe. ■Ol ■■! .. fcJ II BUSINESS WOMAN FOR BUSINESS JOB MARRIED WOMAN SHOULD KEEP HERBELF INFORMED ON ALU PUBLIC QUEBTIONB. NEW YORK COUNTY REGISTER Mlaa Anna Mathews Elected to the Highest-Balcrled Office a Woman Ever Held In This Country. New York. —To be of the greatest service to her community and her country, the married woman should keep herself Informed on questions of public interest and never allow herself to become Indifferent to pol itics. This was the opinion of Miss Anne Mathews, democrat, elected to the highest-salaried office a woman has ever held In this country. She was the successful candidate In New York county for the office of register, a post paying $12,000 a year. The salary of Alice Robertson, congresswoman from Oklahoma, is only'J7,6oo a year. Miss Mathews ran on a platform the chief plank of which called for "a business woman *for a business Job." She will admit no sex disqualifications for political positions but has no pa tience with the society dilettanti .that have Invaded the realm of women's politics. "The butterfly woman is use less in politics," she said. The office of register is not pictur esque. tyiss Mathews will have juris diction over a (orce of 144 workers, the majority of whom are men. The register's office records transactions in real estate and other activities requiring official record, and keeps a file of notaries public signatures. "I do not propose to change the pol icies now being followed in the office," she explained. "Women have the inherent ability which fits them to discharge any pub lic function as well as men can do It. Frequently they are handicapped by lack of business experience. Women since the beginning of time have been keeping the home and raising the chil dren, while irien have had unlimited opportunity to engage in civic affairs. A business training is a great asset for any public officer —man or woman. The person who has been employed understands best how to give the peo ple full value for their money and how to get the greatest quantity and best quality of work from those under him. "People who are compelled to work, especially if they like their vocation, are the ideal public officials. I be lieve there arc a great many possi bilities for the married woman in po litical roles—the wonjan who has raised children that have gone their way, who retains her youthful enthu siasm, but, after years is Isolated do mestically, Is out of touch with cur rent events. Many medical men told that the female brain, under such circumstances, retrogresses beyond re covery. This theory Is ridiculous. I can't refute It scientifically, but I know many women who have 'come back' after raising families. Children should broaden a woman, never cramp her. Of course, the mind becomes flabby through disuse, but the married woman's nental sluggishness is no greater than that which afflicts any one after years of mind inerta." Americans Attacked In Vienna. Vienna. —In the widespread rioting which took place in Vienna many Americans staying at the hotels were attacked and some of them were sub jected to rough treatment. Mrs. Hand, the wife of a colonel of the United States army, and her daughter, were robbed of furs and clothing, but on the same floor. Colonel and Mrs. Miller, U. S. A., displayed the Ameri can flag and spoke English, and the rioters withdrew from their room. In Jail on Liquor Charge. Louisville, Ky—Judge Thad Cheat ham. county Judge of Spencer county. In Kentucky, la In Jail here, following his arrest at Tayloravllle, Kentucky. He was arrested In connection with the dlsappearence from the court houae of 250 cases of whiskey. To Head Off Morse. Washington. The department of Justice was understood to have asked the navy department to send a de stroyer to Intercept the French liner Paris and bring back Charles W. Morse, of New York, who was be lieved to have left the country in the face of a grand Jury Investigation. Royal Couple Living Quietly. Funrhal, Island of Maderia.—Form er Emperor Charles of Austria-Hun gary. and former Empress Zlta. are living here quietly In their exile. Army Aviators Killed. Lawton, Okla —Four army aviators, two officers and two privates, were killed when the two airplanes In which they were performing combat duty drills collided while at an alti tude of 2,000 feet. Four Firemen Killed. Augusta. Ga. Four firemen were Injured and property and stock loss of $75,000 suffered when fire gutted the Georgia-Carolina Paper company and the Bothwell Grocery company [here. " • L: . t... •: y „ v .. THE ALAMANCE GLEANER, GRAHAM, N. C. Hist t»l»[ SUPERVISION "Lack of Buccms In Some Departments Should Not be Considered Proof of Eaaentiai Incapacity." Washington—The Philippine Islands should remain In their "present gen eral status" until the people there "have had time to absorb and thor oughly master the power already in their hands," former Major General Leonard Wood, now Governor Gen eral, and W. Cameron Forbes, former Governor General, say in their reports to President Harding, based on their six months' study of conditions In the islands. "We are convinced," they say, "that it would be a betrayal of the Philip pine people, a misfortune to the Amer ican pAople, a distinct step backward in the path of progress and discredi table neglect of our relationship there without giving the Filipinos the best chance possible to have an orderly and permanently stable government. "We feel that with all their many excellent qualities, the experience of the past eight years, during they have had practically autonomy, has Ljt been such as to Justify the people of the United States in relin quishing supervision of the govern ment of the Philippine Islands, with drawing their army and navy and leaving the islands a prey to any pow erful nation covering their rich soil and potential commercial advantages." These observations of the investi gators are contained in the "general conclusions" and "recommendations" made in the report, which was made public. The complete report, cover. Ing 100 typewritten pages, will be made public later. The "general con clusions" are as follows: "We find the people happy, peace ful and In the main prosperous and keenly appreciative of the benefits of American rule. "We find everywhere among the Christian Filipinos the desire for in dependence generally under the pro tection of the United States. "We find a general failure to ap preciate the fact that independence under the protection of another na tion is not true Independence. "We find that the government is not reasonably free from these under lying causes which result in the de struction of government. "We find that the are not organized economically nor' from the standpoint of national defense to maintain an independent govern ment. "We find that the legislative cham bers are conducted with dignity and decorum and are composed of repre sentative men. "We find that the lack of success in certain departments should not be con sidered proof of essential incapacity on the part of Filipinos, but rather as indicating lack of experience and op portunity and especially lack of In spection. Fire Causes Loss of $300,000. Fitzgerald, Qa. Fire of undeter mined origin caused a loss of $300,000 to business property in the heart of this city before it was brought under control. Italian Destroyer Sinks. London. The Italian destroyer Centrauro has gone down in the Mediterranean off the port of Adalia during a storm, according to a dis patch from Brindisi to the Daily Mail. Hundreds of Persons Drowneck Manila. —The entire town of Ibljky, in te province of Capiz, was inundat ed by a tidal wave and many houses with their occupants were swept out to sea, according to constabluary headquarters here. It is said the town of Macato, in the same province, also was submerged by a tidal wave and more than a hundred natives drowned. j Insurance of Dozen Husbands. Chicago.—At least twelve husbands, who served in the army or navy, are credited to Mrs. Helen Drexler, of Waukegan, Ills., the champion collect or of government allotment checks, according to federal authorities who had her in custody. She is alleged to have married husbands from many dif ferent parts, of the country, divorced none aid received approximately >4OO a month ffom the government for the past three yefcrs. She never ob tained a divorce from any of them, she says. Cancel Ford's Coal Schedule. Washington —Reduced ratps on coal which Henry Ford to put Into effect on his railroad, the Detroit, Toledo and Ironton, were further sus pended by the interstate commerce commission. Situation In Mexico Improved. Washington —Although Mexico's re adjustment process continued to have a "distressing" effect on economic conditions in that country generally, the last month brought some encour agement. Control Chicago Egg Market. Chicago.—An egg pool, formed by three men. controls the egg supply of Chicago and makes a profit of about 130,000 a day. Russell J. Poole, city food expert, announced following an Investigation covering two weeks. Cargo Through Panama Canal. Washington —Ship* of four nations carrying SO per cant of the approxi mately 11,600.000 tons of cargo which moved through the Panama canal dur ing the fiscal year ended June SO, 1»S1. HENRY FORD JALKS OF MUSCLE SHOALS INSIDE PLANS ARE OUTLINED FOR THE TAKING OVER OF GREAT NITRATE PLANT. ENERBY UNIT ISSUE PRUPQSED "The Government. First Gave Credit and Then Must Pay For Uaa of What It Gave." . Florence, Ala. —Henry Ford, for the first time, gave the Inside story of his epochal plan to take over from the government the gigantic nitrate plants at Muscle Shoals. Mr. Ford expects through his op eration of the war plants to point the way to the rest of the world for per manent peace. This is how he will do it, provided the government sells him the properties. Instead Of the government lssuirg bonds for the $30,000,000 still needed to complete the nitrate plants" Mr. Ford proposes that congress author ize an issue of 1,500,000 20-dollar bills for a new form of currency. This currency would not be based on gold or silver or any recognized monetary unit. It would be based on a unit of energy which would be fig ured out and which would be equiva lent to one dollar. This energy money would not bear interest. It would pass as readily as bills backed by the gold reserve in the treasury. It would be backed by the imperishable and inexhaustible energy of the Ten nessee river. "Engineers say it will take thirty million more to finish the Job," Mr. Ford said, "but congress is economical and doesn't want to tax the people for it. The United States, the greatest government in the world, is forced to go out to borrow a pesky thirty mil lion dollars as the end of thirty years. The government not only has to pay back the thirty million but it has to pay 120 per cent interest, literally has to pay back $66,000,000 for the use of $30,000,000 for thirty years and all the time it is the government's own money —the money sellers never created it, they got it from the government orig inally. "The government first gave credit and then must pay for the use of what it gave. Think of It! Could any thing be more childish?" New Turn In Poison Case. Augusta, Ga. —As a sequel to the recent tragedy at Beldoc, S. C., when the wife and three children of J. W. Lee died suddenly of a mysterious malady, and strangely connected with that case, nine persons lie desperately 111 at a boarding house at Martin, S. C., a few miles from Beldec, all claim ing they were stricken immediately after eating biscuits made from flour taken from the Lee home. Fire Destroys Cotton, Greenwood, Miss. —Over 7,000 bales of long staple cotton were destroyed by fire of undetermined origin which broke out in the warehouse of the Greenwood Compress & Storage com pany here. Babe Ruth Suspended, Chicago.—Babe Ruth's share of the world's series profits in 1921 were de clared forfeited and Ruth himself sus pended until May 20, 1922, by Com missioner K. M. Landis. / Replacing Striking Employes. Chicago.—Plans for the immediate replacement of union packing house employes who obey the strike order were being carried out at the fifteen packing centers in the middle west affected by the walkout. "The Big Five" packers declared the organized workers represented less than five per cent of the total. Lloyd George Undecided, London. Prime Minister Lloyd George has not definitely abandoned his trip to the Washington conference nor has he definitely decided to go, according to a statement made at his official residence. The situation re garding his proposed trip Is un changed. To Meet In Memphis. Memphis.—The annual convention of the officers of the Epworth league of the Methodist Episcopal church. South, will be held in Memphis Janu ary 16 to 19, It was announced here. Mobs Kill Three Negroes. Watklnsville, Ga— Roy Grove and Wes Hales, negroes, were taken from their homes near Snow Mill, In Oconee county, and lynched, and Aaron Bird song. who is alleged to have shot and wounded two white men, was Bhot and killed by a posse. College President Resigns. Tampa, Fla. —Dr. Oeorge Morgan Ward, president of Rollins college, haß resigned, according to an an- nouncement by Mrs. Ward. She re fused to discuss the matter furthei or to Indicate Dr. Ward's plans. Oppose Wage Cuts. Chicago.—Forty-five thousand union workers employed in packing planta throughout the country will strike la protest against wage reductions, av eraging 10 per cent, authorised by plant assemblies CONDENSED NEWS FROM THE OLD NORTH-STATE SHORT NOTES OF INTEREST TO CAROLINIANS. Raleigh.—Hubert M. Blake, Char .otte auto transfer man, was held un der |3OO bond (or superior court on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon upon W. W. Price. Salisbury.— R. A. Fink and Hdke Brown, young married men of Faith, Rowan county, are in a Salisbury hos pital suffering from Injuries they re ceived when abank of dirt caved in on them at a granite quarry at Faith. Ashevllle. —Asheville Masons will learn with regret of the dealii of James Munds, of Wilmington. ' Mr. Munds was a- prominent North Caro lina Mason, being head of the York Rite bodies of this state at one time. Raleigh.—Hon. W. A. Montgomery, former justice of the supreme court, died at his home on East Edenton street following a long illness. Charlotte. —Nine young men, most of them of prominent families of the city finding more congenial company In a hotel room than In their homes, or lured by the game of chance, were arrested just before midnight by Of ficers Gribble, Moser, Dry and Fes perman and will be heard on charges of gaming. Winston-Salem.—J. W. Blackwell, Jr., who was shot to death at his home tn Gallup, N. M., was a native of Djirham, the son of James W. Blackwell, and nephew of the late W. T. Blackwell, founder of Bull Durham smoking tobacco. Winston-Salem. At the annual meeting of Winston-Salem district stewards, M. E. church, south, held in Centenery church, the salary of the presiding elder, Rev. W. A. Newell, was fixed at $4,500. Lumberton. —Ellis Miller, of Gaily township, Robeson county, is a cham pion walker. In fact, he needs no Ford. He is 74 years old, and walked from his home to Lumberton, a dis tance of 16 1-2 miles, In four hours. Dunn.—J. Cartor Bell, one o£ Dunn's most popular merchants, died sud denly at his store. He was in conver sation with George L., Canady, a few minutes before his death and appear ed to be in his usual health. Raleigh.—W. A. Montgomery, 76, died here. He served ten years on the bench nominated as a democrat by a republican-populist fusion. " Durham. —Plans for the Durham Shrine club's eposltlon, to be held during" Christmas week, were launch ed a,t a banquet held at the Y. M. C. A. by the club members. Marshall. —Engineer R. W. Moore and Brakeman F. C. Mcßay were se verely scalded when the arch pipe in engine bursted. The injured men were hurried to Marshall on an en gine and were treated by Dr. Robert ton. Boone. —Professor Dougherty with officers attended the good roads meet ing in Lenoir the past week, at which some very vital steps were taken look ing to the hard-surfacing of the road from Boone to Hickory and on to meet the road from Charlotte. Farmvllle.—The Bank of Farmvills has opened the doors of Its handsome new home., Thousands of people at tended the openng received souvenirs, made deposits and enjoyed refresh ments and music. Deposits for the day were $275,000. Kinston. —Thomas Hayes, third of alleged "Walstonburg murder trio,'' 's scheduled to go to trial at Snow Hiil the coming month. The exail date of Hayes' trial has not been announced. Spencer —The congregation of Cen tral Methodist church gave a rousing welcome to Rev. Tom P. Jimson, the new pastor sent here by the last con ference. There was a big crowd on hand and a program arranged by the ladies was well carried out. Kinston. —Mrs. Annie Dall, a widow, and Miss Bertha B. Dall, her daughter, will face trial in superior court here on'charges of shoplifting as the re sult of the finding of probable cauß« by Recorder Guy -Elliott in municipal court, ' Salisbury.—Accldently struck on the head with a baseball bat Ray Dan iel. a nine-year-old boy, is In a local hospital seriously injured. Ray got in the way of the bat while some high school girls were playing ball at the noon recess at Ellis street school. Kinston. —Next year will see more construction of all kinds started in eastern Carolina than in any previous year, with schools and road work tak ing the lead. Many towns and coun ties will invest large sums n addition al educational equipment. Aulander./—When the hank of An lander opens its doors for business It will be in its new home. The building which was completed only a few days ago was given the final tonches with the arrival of the handsome walaat fixtures. CALOMEL GOOD BUT TREACHEROUS Next Dose May Salivate, Shock Liver or Attack Your Bones. Ton know what calomel Is. It's mer cury ; quicksilver. Calomel Is danger ous. It crashes Into sour bile Ilka dynamite, cramping and sickening you. Calomel attacks the bones and should never be put Into your system. If you feel bilious, headachy, consti pated and all. knocked' out, Just go to your druggist and get a bottle of Dod son's Liver Tone for a few cents which Is a harmless vegetable substitute for dangerous calomel. Take p; spoonful and If it doesn't start your liver and straighten you up better and quicker than nasty calomel and without making you sick, you just gt> back and get your money. Don't take calomel! It makes yoa sick the next day; It loses you a day's work. Dodson's Liver Tone straightens you right up and you feel great. No salts necessary. 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