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"PEACH OF A PUNCH."
Synopsis. — With his grandfather.
Binall KaniHey Milhoiland is watch
ing the "Decoration Day Parade"
in the home town. Tho olrl Kent I#*- |
man, a veteran of the Civil war,
emlfavoiH to iinpr«NH the young-
Hter with the significance \>f tiie
great conflit t, and many ye.'frs aft
erward the boy was to remember
his words with startling vividness.
In the schoolroom, a few ye'ars
afterward, Jlainsey is not distin
guished ftjr remarkable ability,
though his pronounced disllk*& are
arithmetic, "Kecitafions" and Oer
mari, In sharp contrast to Ham
ward is the precocity
I k»ra Yorum, a young lady
whom in his bitterness he denomi
nates "Teacher's Pet." In high
school, where he and Dora are
classmates, Karnsey continues to
feel that the delights to mani
fest her superiority, and the vin-#
dictlveness" lie generates becomes
alarming, culminating -in the reso
lution that some day he will
"show" her. At a class picnic Kam
sev is captured hag and baggage
by Milla Kust,' the class beauty,
and endures the agonies of Ills first
love. ILarnsev's parents object to '
Milla and wish h»-'d taken up with
Dora Vocum. Hamsey kisses Mi!la.
Then Milla suddenly leaves town.
She marries. Ramsey enters the
state university and there Is Dora
Vocum attain. Ilamsev meets Dora
in a World War debate and is In-
Kloriously vanquished.
ci o
CHAPTER Vll.—Continued.
—9—
He was so ri«lit. In regard to bis own
performance, at least, that, thereupon
drying up utterly, lie proceeded to
stand, a speechless figure in the midst
of a multitudinous silence, for an eter
nity lasting forty-llve-seconds M He made
a racking effort, and at the end of this
epoch found words again, "lu making
my argument in this debate, I would
state that —"
"Two minutes!" said the chairman.
"Refutation by the negative. Miss I).
Yorum. Two minutes."
"I waive them," snld Dora, primly.
"I submit that the affirmative has not
refuted the argument of the negative."
"Very well." With liis gavel the
chairman sharply tapped the desk be
fore him. "The question is now be
fore the house. 'Resolved, that Oer
many Is both morally and legally justi-
Hed In her Invasion of Belgium.' All
those in favor of the—"
But here there was an interruption
of a kind never before witnessed dur
ing any proceedings of the I.umen so
ciety. It came from neither of the de
baters. who still remained standing at
their desks until the vote settling their
comparative merits in argument
should be taken. The interruption
was from th»' rear row of seats along
Uie wall, where sat new members of
the society, freshmen not upon the
program of the evening. A loud misal
voice was heard from tlds quarter, a !
loud but nasal voice, shrill iis well as
nasal, and full of n strange hot pas
sion. "Mr. Chairman!" it cried. "I.ook
a-here, Mr. Chairman! Mr. Chairman,
I demand to be heard ! You gotta gim
me my say, Mr. Chairman! I'm a
gunna have my say! You look-a-here,
Mr. Chairman!"
Shocked by such a breach of orcler,
and by the unseemly violence of the
speaker, not only the chairman but
everyone else looked there, A short,
strong figure was oil Its feet, gesticu
lating fiercely; and the head belonging
to it was a large one with too much
curly black hair, a flat swarthy face,
shiny ami not immaculately shaven;
there was un Impression of 111-chosen
clothes, too much fat red Hp, too much
tooth, too much eyeball. Fred Mitchell
recognized this violent Interrupter as
one I.lnskl, a fellow freshman who sat
next him In one of his classes. "What's
that cuss up to?" Fretl wondered, and
so.-dld others. I.lnskl showed them.
He pressed forward, shoving himself '
through the two rows In front of hTm
till he emerged upon the green carpet
of the open space, and IIS he came, he
was cyclonic with words.
"You don't put no such stuff as this
over, I tell you!" he shouted In his
hot, nasal voice. "This here's a free
country, and you call yourself a de
batfng society, do you? I.emme tell
you 1 belong to a debating society In
Chicago, where I come from, and them
fellas up there, they'd think they'd
oughta be shot fer a fake like what
you people are tryln' to put over, here,
tonight. I come down here to git some
more education, and pay fer It, too,
In good hard money I've made aweatln'
In a machine shop up there In Chi
cago; but If this la the kind of educa
tion I'm a*unna git, I better go on
hack there. You call this a square de
bate, do you?"
He advanced toward the chairman's
platform, shaking a frantic fist. "Well.
If yon do, you got another think
comln'. my eapltall*' frlen'! You went
and give out the question whether It's
right fer Cholmuny to go through Bel
glum; and what do you do fer the
Oholmun side? You pick out this here
big stiff"—* "-aved his passionate
THE ALAMANCE GLEANER, GRAHAM, N. C
hand at the paralyzed Ramsey—"you
pick out a boob like that fer the CIIO
- side, a poor fish that gits stage
frigin so had he don't know whether
he's talkin' or dead; or else he fakes
it; because he's a speaker so bum It
more to fne like he was faking.
You git this big stiff to fake the Cliol
mun side, and then you go and stick
up a goil agnins' him that's got brains
and makes a pacifis' argument that
wins the case agains' the Cholmuns
like outti«i* through hog lard! But
you ain't u-gumwi git away with It,
mister. Lemme tell you right here
and now, 1 may be a mix blood, but 1
got some f'holmun In me with the rest
what I got, and before you vote on
this here question you gotta hear a
few wolds from somebody that can
talk ! This whole war is a capitalls'
war, Belgium as much as Ohoiniuny,
and the I'nlted States Is sellln' its soul
to the capitalls' right now, I tell you,
takin' sides agains' Cholmuny. Orders
fer explosives and ammunition and
guns and Red Cross supplies is comin'
into tills country, by the millions, and
the enpnalis' I'nlted States is fat al
ready on the blood of the workers of
Kuropc! Yes, it is, and I'll have my
say. you boifjinv faker, and vou can
hammer your ole gavel to pieces at
me!"
He had begun to shriek; moisture
fell from bis brow and his mouth ; the
scandalized society was on its feet,
moving nervously Into groups. Evi
dently the meeting was about to dis
"l'll Have My Say!" the Frenzied
Linski Screamed.
Integrate. "I'll have my say!" the
frenzied Linski screamed. "Vou try
to put up this capitalls' trick and work
a fake to carry over this debate agains"
Cholmuny, but you can't work it on
nie. lemme tell you ! I'll have my say !"
The outraged chairman was wholly
at a loss how to deal with the "un
precedented situation"—so he defined
It, quite truthfully; and he continued
to pound upon the desk, while other
clamors began to rival I.inski's; shouts
of "Put him out!" "Order!" "Shut
up, Freshman!" "Turn linn over to
the sophomores!"
"This meeting Is adjourned!" bel
lowed the chairman, and there was a
thronging toward the doors, while the
frothing Linskl asseverated: "I'm
a-gonna git tuy say, I tell you! I'll
have my say! I'll have my say!" •
He had more than that, before the
hour was over. A moment after he
emerged from the building and came
out, still hot, upon the cool, dark
campus, he found himself the center
of a group of his own classmates
whom he at first mistook for sopho
mores, such was their ipanner.
... As this group broke up a few
minutes later, a youth running to Join
It, scenting somewhat of Interest, de
tained one of those who were depart
ing.
"What's up? What was that squeal
ing?"
"Oh, nbthlng. We Just talked to
that Linskl. Nobody else touched him.
hut Ramsey MUhollnnd gave him a
peach of a punch on the snoot."
"Whoopee!"
Ramsey was laconic In response to
Inquiries upon this subject. When
some one remarked; "You served him
right for calling you a boob and a poof
fish and so on before all the society,
girls and all." Ramsey only said:
"That wasn't what I hit him for."
- He declined to explain further.
CHAPTER VIII.
"The way I look at It, Ramsey."
Fred Mitchell said, when they reached
their apartment, whither a benevolent
senior, Colburo, accompanied them,
"the way I look at It. this Lltiskl kind
of paid you a compliment, after all.
when he cniied you a f&ke. He must
have thought you apyway looked as If
.you could make a better speech than
you did. jiolly
And as Ramsey groaned, the jovial
Mitchell gave himself tip to the divan
anil the mirth. "Oh, oh, oh, golly!" he
sputtered.
"Nev«r-yon mind, Brother Mllhol
land," f'olhurn said gently. "The Lu
men Is used to nervous beginners. I've
seen dozens In my time. Just like you ;
and some of 'em got to be first rate
before they quit. Besides, this crazy
Linskl is all that anybody'll ever re
member about tonight's meeting any
how. There never was any such out
break as that in my time, and I guess
there never was in the whole history
of the society. We'll probably suspend
him until he apologizes to the society
—l'm on the board, and I'm In favor
itf It. Who Is the bird, anyhow? He's
in your class."
"I never sjw him before," Ramsey
responded from the deep chair, where
he bad moodily thrown himself; and,
returning to bis brooding upon his ora
tory. "Oh, murder!" he moaned.
"Well," said the senior, "you'll
know him when you see him again.
You put your mark on him wh*re you
can see It, all right!" He chuckled.
"I suppose I really ought to have In
terfered in that, but I decided to do a
little astronomical observation, about
fifty feet a\\'a,v, for a few minutes. I'm
'way behind In my astronomy, any
how. Do you know this Linskl, Broth
er Mitchell?"
"I've talked to him a couple o' times
on the campus," said Fred. "He's In
one of tuy classes. He's about the
oldest In our class, I guess—a lot older
than us, anyhow. He's kind of an an
archist or something; can't talk inore'n
five minutes any time without gettln'
off some bug stuff about 'capitalism.'
He said the course in political econo
my was ail 'capitalism' and the prof
was bought by Wall Street."
"Poor old Prof. Craig!" Colburn
laughed. "He gets fifteen hundred a
year."
"Yes; I'd heard that myself, and I
told Linskl, and he said he hud an un
cle workin' in a steel mill got twice
that much. I>Ut it didn't make any dif
ference, ole t'rnig was liought by Wall
Street, lie said 'capitalism' better look
out; he and the foreign-born workmen
were goin' to take this country some
day, aiid that was one of the reasons
he was after an education. He talked
pretty strong pro-German, too —about
the War in Europe—but I sort of
thought that was more because he'd
l>e pro-nnything that he thought would
help upset the United States than be
cause be cared much about Germany."
"yes," said Colburn, "that's how he
sounded tonight. I guess there's plen
ty more like him In the cities, too.
That, reminds me: I'd better arrange a
debate'on Immigration for the Lumen.
We'll put Brother Milholland for the
negative, this time."
Ramsey started violently. "See
here —' M
Hut the senior reassured him. "Just
wanted to see you Jump," he explained.
"Don't fear; you've done your share."
"I should think I have!" Ilamsey
groaned.
"Yes; you won't be called on again
this term. By the way," said Colburn,
thoughtfully, "that was a clever girl
you had against you tonight. I don't
believe in pacifism much, myself, but
she used It very niftilv for her argu
ment. Isn't she from your town, this
Miss Yocum?"
Fred nodded.
"Well, she's a clever young thing,"
said the senior, still thoughtful. And
he added : "Graceful girl, she Is."
At this, the roommates looked at
hint with startled attention. Ramsey
was so roused as to forget his troubles
mid sit forward in his chair.
"Yes," said the musing Colburn,
"she's a mighty pretty girl."
"What!"
This exclamation was a simultane
ous one; the astounded pair stared at
him in blank Incredulity.
"Why, don't you think so?" Colburn
mildly inquired. "She seems to me
very unusual looking."
"Well, yes," Fred assented, emphat
ically. "We're with you there!"
"Extraordinary eyes," continued Col
burn. "Lovely figure, too; altogether a
strikingly pretty girl. Handsome, I
should say, perhaps. Yes, 'handsome'
rather than 'pretty'." He looked up
from a brief reverie. "You fellows
known her long?"
"You bet!" said Ramsey.
"She made a splendid Impression on
the Lumen," Colburn went on. "I
don't remember that I ever saw a first
appearance there that quite equaled It.
She'll probably have a brilliant career
In the society, and in the university,
too. She must be a very fine sort of a
person." He deliberated within him
self a few moments longer, then,
realizing rt#Rt his hosts and brethren
did not respond with any heartiness—
or with anything at all —to the theme,
he changed it. and asked them what
they thought about the war in Europe.
They talked of the war drowsily for a
while; it was an Interesting but not an
exciting topic; the thing they spoke of
was so far away. After a few moments
of fervor, the conversation languished,
and Brother Colburn rose to go.
"To go o«r and help kaag
their d d U»i»er!"
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
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SHORT NOTES OF INTERS*T TO
CAROLINIANS.
Winston-Salem.—Miss Madge Colli
son, aged 18, a manicurist working in
a local barber shop, attempted suicide
oy taking two bichloride of mercury
talbets.
Durham.—Prompt action toward the
erection of a Masonic temrple in Dur
ham by the Durham and Eno lodges,
in company with the Durham Shrine
club, has been taken by the Durham
Masons.
Wilmington. Kid Hawkins, negro
pugilist, will spend his next twelve
months training on the county roads
of New Hanover county for alleged
remarks concerning the possibility of
race riots, and carrying a gun, accord
ing to a verdict in the recorder's
court.
Morganton.—Morganton's handsome
I new hotel is rapidly nearing compie
j tion. During the past week the direc
j tors have been receiving bids on the
furnishings and the' plan now is to
have it ready to open on or about May
J 15. A five years' lease has been ar
ranged with J. H. Gaston, an exper
[ ieneed hotel man of Johnson City,
j Tenn.
Hamlet.—Charles A. Sloane, editor
j of the Oteen Echo, of Oteen, spoke to
the American Legion here. He outlin
ed the things the legion stood for,
I spoke very touchingly of the ex-sol
j diers flat on their backs in the hos-
I pital, some of whom, he said, were
j still very cheerful and spent their
J day 3 writing Jokes about the soldiers'
bonus.
Winston-Salem. —Entering a plea of
j.Nolo contendere to a charge of ?«*>
ond degree burglary in the superior
I court at Mofksville, I. R. Elam, for
| years a tobacco buyer of Winston
j Salem, and Letter Cornatzer, of Davie
I county, who has be*n connected with
I various vaudeville enterprises, were
j sentenced by the court to serve a
i term of not Jess than 15 years nor
[ more than 25 years.
Kinston. —A. huycKleberry farm,
with regularly cultivated bushes, will
be started in the southwest section,
near this city, by Will D. Hood, ol
Kinston, and Ben. Barnes of Maxton,
it was announced by the former.
Wilmington,—The Dispatch, local
afternoon newspaper, has been placed
in the hands of receivers by Judge
Frank Daniels, of superior court, act
ing on the complaint of James Cruik
shank, vice president and general
manager.
New Bern. —George H. Roberts,
prominent local banker and church
man, died at his home here after an
illness of two weeks. following several
years of failing health. The deceas
ed was in his 85th year.
Asheville. —Alice Baldwin, 50, who
se-roral weeks ago shot her husband,
"reston Baldwin, four times, after a
dis-M.'e which occurred in Chunn's
Cove, was found guilty by a jury in
superior court.
Greensboro. —Following information
relative to the escape of 20 prisoners
from the Guilford county convict
camp within ths past month, Judge B.
F. Long in superior court here ordered
an investigation of the camp.
Chapel Hill.—Victor V. Young, of
the junior class, vast almost unani
mously elected editor-in-chief of the
1923 Yaqkety YacK at the regular
business meeting of the Philanthropic
assembly, that being the regular time
for the assembly's election of its offi
cers to the Carolina Magazine board
and Yackety Yack board of next year.
Salisbury.—Robert C. Clement, 45,
of Rogersville. Tenn., wealthy dealer
in poultry and produce, fell from a
train of twelve cars of live poultry
which he was accompanying to New
York ten mites west of Salisbury on
Asheville division of the Southern
railway, and was instantly killed.
New Bern. —T?ie remains of Lean?
Ham. 17-year-old negro, who disap
peared from his home nefcr Clarks,
five weeks ago, were found, along
with the boy's gun in a clump of
bushes 'back of the "pecan farm/'
three miles from New Bern.
Winston-Salem.—Yeggmen broke In
to the postofTice at Kernersvllle ard
by the use of nitro-glycerine, blew
open the two doors to the safe, from
which they secured eight or nlue thou
sand dollars in money, stamps. Lib
•trty Bonds and other valuable papers.
Marion. —The town of Marion fold
|(S.000 worth of school bonds at a
premium of $750 Sidney Spitzfr ft
Co. of Toledo. Ohio, w«r* the suc
cessful bidders. This means that Ma
rion is to have a new high school
building in the ne-ir future.
Greenville —A social we'.iarj survey
to he made in Pitt co-inty forae time
'n April. F. F. Carter. »>*ecutivj offi
cer of the state child welfar-j commis
ion. ar-d his asßi«tant D R Markham
•r*> h"re conferring with Countj
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from colic, diarrhoea, flatulency, Wmßa ■
constipation and other trouble Lf Hfcyj H
riven it at teething- time. I
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markable and t? ratifying results. I
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PLUG TOBACCO
Known as
"that good kind"
On/ U—andyou
will know why
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direct, firing dealer', name. « fc . M xp.»
Accept no aubatltate. A ~ ro / way
Look for BvirintM label and Uarteri and
pine on Dock lee. Hole Bnpporters
Na-Wa; Strech Sutpeader Co.. Mfra., Adriaa, Mick.
New Employee.
"Fat," warned the contractor, "to
day you beta me a new employee In
this Corporation and I want to tell you
that all such employees must work
quickly and quietly."
"Yls, sor."
"And when I give an order I want It
obeyed on the Instant."
"Yls, sor."
"And furthermore, I will tirook no"
argument and no back talk."
"Well, don't ye start It then!"
What Are Symbreali?
The novel of the future, according
to Shaw Desmond, will be like Ills
novels, not a novel at all but a syni
brenl. Mr. Desmond goes on In highly
technical and polysyllable terms to
define what a symbreal is, comparing
It to a kaleidoscope, and to a many
faceted diamond, but disregarding the
spelling, one Is very likely to think
the name originated with the tinkling
sytnlial and that the great difference
lies In the Introduction of one syllable
for euphony's sake.
Kindness Is an Instinct—politeness
only nn art. »
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