VOL. XLIX
| The Wreck of the
j Limited
By ED WA~RD~ LEVI NE*
(©, 1911, Wostern Newspaper UBIOB.)
«ICO IT 18 you!"
Florence Neasden made way
for Enderby, and he sat down beside
her. it was twelve years since be
had seen this woman whom be had
loved more than any one else In the
world. Now the sight of her brought
back the past In a surging flood.
".You are not married?"
"My husband died last year. And
you?"
"I have a wife and two children."
They talked. She was going to Phil
adelphia to stay with a married sis
ter. Her marriage had not been hap
py. His? Enderby was silent, but he
thought bitterly of the shrewish wife
at home, and the two children, spirit
ually hers, not his. All his soul went
out In a rush of gratitude that he had
been permitted to see Florence again.
"What fools we were to parti"
"What fools I"
And they chattered like children,
conscious that they might never see
each other again. He wondered
whether he might ask her for her
address. And while he wondered
there came a dull grinding of the
brakes, a lurch, screams—oblivion.
It was growing dark when he
opened his eyes, luminous twilight,
and a profound silence. He was ly
ing In the wreck of tHe train. The
other passengers had escaped or been
removed. He was utterly alone. All
about him were the charred timbers
of his coach. Strange that he had
escaped the flames; that he had been
overlooked by the rescuers.
His mind was hazy, and It was only
with an effort that he could remember
what had happened. He had met
Florence, he had Intended asking her
address; now she was gone forever.
He would never find her again.
He got up, relieved to find that he
had escaped Injury, except for the
concussion that had left him con
fused in mind. He was surprised to
recognize the familiar landmarks.
He had thought the train had carried
him many miles on his business jour
ney, but he was surprised to discover
that he was, after all, only five or six
miles from home. It was confusing.
There was no house neat the scene of
the wreck. , . . His head was
aching. ... j
' He started off to walk home. Ha
hoped the news of the disaster had |
not reached Anne. She would b«
worrying about him. He hoped he
did not look unusual. Anne Went
Into hysterics at the least thing. He
must tell her there had been a slightj
% accident.
Absorbed In his plan.? for avoiding j
a seeno, he hardly knew how far he
had walked. He was to I
find himself In the familiar street He
saw his houna beforo him. A great
flood of bitterness swept over him
again as he thought of his futile
life, of the happiness with Florence 1
that he had missed.
He opened the hall door. He heard
his wife in the living room. She was
talking to a mail, a stranger. He
stopped at the door a moment and lis
tened.
"Thank heaven John left us all com
fortably off," Anne was saying. "He
did that jaueU for his family, at any
rate." t
"You must hava had ft hard time
with him, poor Uttle woman," said the
stranger in a purring voice.•!
Anne shrugged her shoulders. "Oh,
well, the past Is past," she answered, 1
Suddenly Enderby realized that she
believed him dead, killed in the wreck, i
Anne was taking the news calmly, he j
thought with renewed bitterness. In'
a few moments he would walk in and
surprise them. But who was the
man?
"Thank heaven ha wasn't attached
to his children," Aj&& went (fflu "They
hardly missed him. rfe, he wasn't a
good husband and father, but . . ." j
Enderby started violently as he saw
th 6 man draw Anne toward him and
her head go down on his shoulder. He
was about to rash in when ha heard
him say: ;
"Ton must forget about last sum
mer, Anne, and look to the future.
You have been a widow nearly a year,
now, and—"
Nearly a year? John Enderby stag
gered, looked about him, conscious of,
a hideous unreality. And then . . .!
Florence Neasden. . , .
"John, dear, I hare been trying so
hard to make you see me and under-
Hand. You are not needed hefe afljr
longer, John. Oome, dearl" '
And then ha understood.
Capacity win*,
i Chance la a po#r mount, but capacity ,
will carry a man put the winning poet
mere easily and faore auraly.—Londoa
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Ring far Rheumatism.
Many persons believe that rbeo.
tattle pains are greatly relieved by
(rearing a certain kind of metal ring.
THE ALAMANCE GLEANER.
• | CAUGHT IN PASSING
: _ "The House of God mutt be closed
to no man." —Thomas a Becket
I Women were made before mirror*
and have been before them ever since.
, i Better to do a good deal near home
than go far away to burn Incense.—
i Chinese Proverb.
Moonlight suggests romance, but
after a good many years the romance
Is reminiscent. 1
Assertion of equal rights is Friend
Wife Insisting on playing cards as
expertly as Friend Husband.
A man may pereelve his eccentrlc
; Ities if some one tells him about them;
not otherwise.
| Ancients had marble statues as fine
or finer than any we can produce, but
they did not have ice cream.
Lacing up shoes is ths horror of
dtesslng but that won't bring back
gnitera
It Is with HfflCultJ\that one agrees
with the tultor that iijnter clothes
should be sufected in August
Compliant people andxiioy. may
deprecate Aiielr work; and neither
one altogether means what he says.
What Is Vot good for either a man's
soul or his body may be illuminating
to his Intellect It too, Is experience.
BIG TELESCOPE FOR RUSSIA
Instrument Manufactured In British
Factory Weighs Nine Tons and
I Is 45 Feet Long.
In view of the present condition of
Russia, it is rather surprising to find
that the Soviet government has or
dered a telescope which is one of the
largest in the world. This telescope
has just been completed In a British
factory, and will shortly be transport
ed to an observatory on*the shores of
the Black sea. It weighs about nine
tons, and the la Ida length of the tube
is 45 feet. Heavy as the telescope is,
it Is so admirably fitted that It can
be moved by electrical means as eaally
as if it were a small portable ap
paratus. The push-button system of
control has been adopted, oo that all
the operator haa to do to direct
the telescope to any s«rt of the heav
ens is to press certain buttons. ▲
second telescope, almost aa large aa
this, is being made at tbe same Brit
ish, factory for another observatory la
Russia. dell cat* is the work on
these giant Instruments that about
three years are occupied in designing
and constructing them.
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The Real Raadon.
It was summer-time, and thf master
had been entertaining the boys In his
own garden and feeding them with
generous supplies of strawberries and
cream.
I "Have you enjoyed your strawberry
' feast?" he asked as they were leaving.
! "Oh, yes, sir!" cai§» the reply.
"Then," asked the master, seeking
to point a moral, "if you had slipped
into my garden and picked those
strawberries without my leave, woitld
they have tasted aa good?"
I "No, sir."
I ."Why not?" he asked.
"Because," said one small urchin,
with an air of conscious virtue, "Wf
shouldn't have had any sugar or creani
with them."
The Pity of It.
1 The tragedian came bursting Into
the smoking room of the theatrical
club. j
"Hurrah, hurrah I" he shouted loud,
ly- "I've Just signed a three yean*
i contract I Ten pounds a week and
all exes paid by the manager!"
, "I'm Jolly glad to hear that old
man I" said one of tbe members,
jumping to his feet "When do you
j open?"
I "September 1, In Otpe Town," was
the answer.
The friend shook his head dis
mally.
"The ostrich," he said, in pitying
tones, "lays an egg weighing from twa
to four pounds."—London Answers. ■
Odd Experience. h
1 The strangest experience of my life!
was one day while In our orchard. I
was sitting under a giant apple tree,
, Presently I got up and started away.
Scarcely had I gone four steps ere a
large dead branch fell to the spot
where I had been sitting. I did not
venture under dead branches again
for some time.—Chicago Journal.
Was Bure of Himself,
i H. G. Wells has a genuine rival
1 among the surrey drivers of Mackinac
| Island. Passing one of these gentry
; with a prospective customer, we heard
him say: "Madura, a ride with me la
a history in It* T. There won't be a
spot where I won't'have something to
say." —Chicago Daily News.
I Women Are All the Same.
, It is a funny thing, but while yo«
can divide men into men and artlstv
, women are all tbe aame; they're all
' artists of a kind and women as well;
any woman is better than a medlociy
man, but no woman is as good ss a
clever man.—From "Last Week," by
Nora D. Vines.
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GRAHAM, N. C., THURSDAY. OCIOBER 11, i 923
SHORT SMILES
Can't Fool the Farmer.
If an artist makes an error In a rural
picture, a farmer will point It out first
thing.
Hard! to Accomplish.
One has great difficulty leading
an ideal life on an Income of thou
sands per week.
• Value of a Smile.
A smile Is preliminary to the culti
vation of good mariners. It Is nearly
half of them.
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A Difficult Problem.
Man's Inhumanity to man generally
results from the struggle over who
shall run things.
On Your Guard.
When you say a man Is yo\6 fash
ioned, it means that you have got to
look out for his prejudices.
Both In the Swim.
"My daughter sprang from a line of
peers," said a proud father.
"Well," said her suitor, "I once
Jumped off a dock myself."
One View.
Tip—What are you studying now?"
Top—Molecules.
"They look very distinguished If- you
can keep one 'ln your eye."—London
Answers. -
At the Shore.
"Why shouldn't a girl angle for a
good catch?"
"No harm In trying, I suppose. But
the biggest fish always get away."—
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Professional Instinct. .
The Minister—Do you promise to
love, honor—
The Lawyer-Best Man (absent
mindedly)—l object to the question as
irrelevant.—Life.
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About the Bame.
' "Speaking of auto jokes—"
"Yes."
"I don't see anything new In the
1028 models."—Louisville Courier-
Journal.
NOTED SHIP TO SCRAP HEAP
Former U. 8. Cruel er St Paul Which
Waa Commanded by Maine Hero,
to Be Broken Up.
After Sigsbee the St. Paul. It waa
only the other day that the commander
Of the Maine In her great tragedy went
on to his last port Now It Is an
nounced that the last ship that he
| commanded In actual war, a ship
which was drafted into the service
because of the needs of the war which
followed the Maine tragedy, Is to
be sent to the scrap heap. So history
closes another chapter.
There will be much regret at the
passing of the St. Paul. Memory Is
still keen of the day when she and
her sister ship, the St. Louis were
hailed as the first members of u re
habilitated American merchant ma
rine which waa to rival that of any
other country. They were, Indeed,
finei ships, swift, stanch and com
modious, beautiful to the eye and not
unworthy of comparison, with the best
of the foreign liners, and they demon
strated the practicability of /evlvlng
| the time when the steamers of the
Collins line bore the blue ribbon of
the sefli.
But other days, other ships. The St.
Paul was a splendid passenger whip
and a stanch naval cruiser under Slgs
bee In the Spanish war. Today she is
out of date and unprofitable for
further service, fit only to be b oken
up for Junk. Such is the story of
twenty-seven year J. It suggests to
those who condemn the building of
naval vessels on the ground that they
will not last forever hut h/ive to be
scrapped and replaced every genera
tion that merchant vessels are subject
J tp the same Inexorable law, —New
| York Tribune.
Queer Craft
Montreal had some queer-looking
craft In her harbor 31 years ago when
Spain sent three exact copies of Co
lambus' ships across the Atlantic to
the Chicago world's fair. Equally
queer is a quaint craft Just launched
In the English river Thames. It is
a model Japanese fishing boat. It has
an overhanging prow and Is propelled
by a pair of sweeps over the stern. A
mast is stepped amidships. Blue loz
enges on the sides for ornament show
the only paint on the vessel. Immedi
ately after the boat's arrival It was
put into the water, and. In spite of
lack of paint or varnish, It did not
ahlp a drop of water. •
Easy to Understand.
"Goodness I We'll miss the opera,"
| aba said, impatiently. "We've been
i waiting a good many minutea for thai
i mother of mine." l
"Hours, I should Bay," he replied,
somewhat acrimoniously.
"Ours," cried she, rapturously. "Oh.
j George, this la so sudden." Then sh«
I fell upon Us neck.— Standard Time*
BILL BOOSTER SAYS
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NOU SVGR WEMEE UO\N '
FOLKS VJHO HME WOVEO I
AVJAV FROKA H£~r : FWTQOEVMX
DECIDE TUERv. UO PLACE'
UKE THE OU?' HO: *E TOVJU
. AND KAOVE BACK"? -TUEWFC • I
KAAN fct&SER "ttJVJWS TUkM j.
nw;. out TWiRE a\ut akw i
BETTER OV4EI \ , f j
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HUMMING BJRD OF THE SEA '
Smallest Seaplano Ever Constructed
Is Designed for Use on Subma
rines of American Navy.
The smallest seaplane ever con
structed, intended for use on naval
~, submarines, was tested by experts at
' j the naval air station at Anacostia the
other day. All submarines are to bo
equipped with this "humming bird of
the air," as the bureau of naval aero
nautics describes the novel craft.
In effect the now seaplane will bo
| an enormous aid to the submarine, as I
it will give It a i>e'rlscope thousands J
of feet In the olr. It can bo stowed
In parts in the small space available
in a few minutes. It measures eigh
teen feet over all and weighs scarcely
one thousand pounds and has a tlireo
cylinder, slxty-hornepower engine.
Some of the planes already have
been delivered to the naval air station j
at Hampton Roads and It Is expected '
they aoon will be In service.
Tho Train Talkers.
"My wife's pluyed out sitting around
in the heat. Guess I'll have to ship
her off to the mountains ufter all." |
"Mine, too. She says she's all In."
"And yet?"
"Well?"
"Just lot>k at that pretty girl over
there. Stenographer, I'll bet."
"Yes. I happen to know her."
"Now she looks as fresh as a daisy.
Instead of lying around In a cool, com-'
fortable home all day she has to work
In a hot office Irom 0 to 5."
"No time to he hot I suppose."
"Must bo It" —Bo ;ton Transcript
HI (fed.
Tho steady teudenc'y In our civili
sation Is to get the same results with '
fewer employed. This constantly re
leases man power for the operation I
of new industries und expansion of
old ones—that is, a gradual lncreaso
in our averagu standard of living. i
Government Issues figures showing
that American farms in 1020 'lad
1,705,000 fewer workers than In 1910.
In the surne ten years the auto in
dustry, movies and railroads added
nearly a million employees to their
pay rolls.
i*. Htrt.
A st tM; enrnr was on the wltnedN
st:ui(J describing the way In which he
hitdoeen a> vaulted by the defendant:
"lie walked right Into my yurd and
slummed. me tip against one of my
tombstones," the witness said.
"Did he hurt you," Inquired the court.
"Hurt me?" roared tho witness,
! "why, I've got 'Sac-red to tho Mem
ory of stamped all down my back."—
Philadelphia Ledger.
In Honor of the Occasion.
In the English and American colony
of business exiles at Tientsin, Chins, !
the visit of tbe Episcopal bishop Is aa
outstanding social event Not long {
since his eminence did a certain house-'
hold the honor to dine In its company.
The Chinese cook wus duly Impressed
with the Importance of the occasion
and stimulated to do his best He re-1
sponded nobly. The menu was all that'
the most .exacting ecclesiastic could (
bnve desired, but the top notch ol
achievement came with tbe dessert, the
piece de resistance of which waa o
. magnificent frosted cake, on the sur
face of 'which the chef had embossed
these words:
"Hurrah for God I" —Harper's Mag l
azlne.
Strike Invited.
"Husband quarrel about his mealaP
"Yes," said the patient woman;
"sometimes I almost wish he'd gel
mad enough to go on a hunger strike.'
MOTOR BUS GROWS POPULAR
I :
Hundred Electrio Railway Companies
Now Are Using It to Supple
ment Their Bsrvlce.
The motor bus grows In uee. Than
are now, says Financial America,
about 100 electric railway companies
using motor buses. In a majority of
theso eases the motor bus Is actually
supplementing and adding to the sen -
Ice rendered. This (Ist of 100 com
panies aro operating approximately
1,000 motor vehicles, practically all
of the single deck 25-passenger or 14
to 18 passenger type,
j Most of the motor bus lines in the
United States are operating on a ten
, cent fare basis, and the opinion of
electric ralhvoy ofliclals is almost
unanimous that a five-cent fare opera
tion will not prove profitable. The
public demand a seat, more speed,
( greater comfort and approcitita the
. nifety factor of loading at tho curb,
j and up to tho present have Indicated a
j willingness to pay the ten-cent fare
rute.
j The potential growth of this type at
service Is large. Already there are
nio.-e than 40,000 motor vehicles In
j service In the United Statesfearrylng
passengers over schedule territory (ex
| elusive of taxleabs). The figures for
J Newark, N. J., are Indicative of th«
I possibilities. In 1016 there were
I 2,600,854 passengers carried by Jitneys
In Newark. Last year there were
| 70,375,000 passengers carried in mod
ern motor buses, and the figures for
the last few months Indicate a 1928
total in excess of 100,000,000 passen
gers.
SPRAYING IS NOT HARMFUL
There Is No Danger If Proper Msthotfa
of Eradicating Pests
Are Used.
A good many people have asked the
I question, "Will fruits and vegetables
I which have been sprayed be dangerous
I to use?"
It can be said that If they use the
methods recommended for the differ- |
ent pests by the Department of Agri- |
culture and the experiment stations [
there will be no danger. Of course '
In some instances, simply because of
■ heavy spraying or spraying late in the
I season, there may be comparatively
quantities of spray material
stucK to tha fruit and vegetables at
harvest time, especially where such
products lye grown in a dry climate, i
When heavy coatings of spray mate
rial are found, washing and wiping
will remove much of this, usually al
most all of It, and peeling will remove
every bit.
Considerableffeatr t has been ex
pressed by some that spraying of frulta
Rnd vegetables might leave enough ar
senate of lead or copper on the sur
face to be Injurious to any one who
might eat the fruit.
Itlght in this line experiments hove
been undertaken by the United States
Department of Agriculture to deter
mine whether there might be left en
such fruits and vegetables which a:«
sprayed enough chemicals of a poi
sonous nature to ho injurious..
Ar# Hiccups Rheumatis^nT
That hiccups may be duo to rheti
motlsm Is the contention of Or Marti i
J. Chevers, a member of the Brltlnti
Medical Association and a well-kaowh
Manchester physician.
"I have never failed to cure tha
most obstinate case .by a» tfr\v 'loses
of antirheumatic medicine." Dottot
Chevers states In a letter to the Brit
ish Medical Journal Ho admits that
morphine nvny relieve the spasms, but
adds that It does not go to tho root
of the cure.
His suggestion is particularly timely
la vlow of the reported "hiccup" epl
demic In France, which, It has been
suggested, must mean that "hiccup#"
are Infectious. One of the cure* used
In Franco la to apply severe pressure
to the eyeballs.
Bmall Courtesies Count
Hall ye, small sweet courtesies of
life! 'For smooth do ye make the road
of It, like grace and beauty, which
beget Inclinations to lov« at . first
sight. It Is ye that open the doora
and let the strangers In. —Sterne.
The Ananlaa Club.
"No, John," said his wife, "we won't
buy a car even If everybody else in tha
neighborhood doea own one. We are
going to put our money In the bank
and save It for a rainy day."—Cincin
nati Knqulrerl
Some Youthful Prodigies. j
Macaulay was a historian at eight
Tennyson a poet as early; Byron wrote
verses at ten, and Bacon was a philos
opher at the same age. Mozart made
his debut as composer and musician'
at six.
Opportunity
The world with all lta mystery spells
opportunity. It means opportunity to
be as well as to do, and opportunity
for the personal life as well aa for
the general.—Hugh Black.
TOO FREE WITH HIS ADVICE^
Wiggins Wants 1 to Tall Smithera Hew
Ha Should Buy Horse for
His Wife.
nipginfc in troubled with an over*-
' weenlug curiosity about other people's
affairs. %
Occasionally, he cornea a
cropper, much to the delight of those
whom he has been in the habit of vic
timizing.
The other day he met Smithera in a
tramcar.
'i '"Busy, eh?" he inquired in an off
| hand wuy.
"Ye»s" said Smithera. "Bucn buy
ing a horse for my wife"
"Have you?" said the other, his curl
| oslty at once thoroughly . aroused.
"Well, let iiiC give you some points."
"Oh," said ti:e other, "I" concluded
the bargain.'
"Not without trying him, surely?
Was he sound In wind and limb?"
"lie appeared to be," was the reply.
"Doesn't he Jib?"
"N-rio, I reckon not."
"Stands without hitching?"
"Y-yes, I think so."
"Good gait?"
But here Snilthers got up to leave
the car. As he reached the door he
called over his shoulder to Illgglns:
"I forgot to mention the klud of
horse my wife wanted. It wus a
j clotheshorse."
TRAFFIC HALTS FOR PIGEON
New York Crossing Policeman Sees
That Thirsty Bird Qets Drink
on Pavement.
i Traffic was heavy and the policeman
, signaled, shouted, frowned and grinned
according to t,he changing character of
i the four-way crowds. The white sig
i nal flashed and waiting drivers pre
j pared to throw In their gears and
1 speed north or south. But the arm
of the law warned them back. They
t craned around their windshields to find
out the trouble. The policeman with
arm still uplifted was gazing at a shul*
| low pool of rainwater In tho hot pave- ;
| ment, says the New York Sun and I
I Globe.
'That bird shall have her chance," !
he growled at the nearest car. "She's !
tried, to get a sip of water four times
und. what with all th« pedeatrlans and
>re and other interferencea she's ilka i
' to die of thirst."
j The plgeou sipped peacefully, rais
ing Its slwek throat each time for the
drink to slip down more smoothly.
: Then It waddled haughtily away.
The pdlceman's arm came Into ac
tion and a satisfied grin spread ofer
his ruddy cheeks. "Come along now, J
with your noisy .cars!" he invited.
"What'a iletainin' yfry 1
Vacuum Cleaner "Blows" Organ,
In a church where an ordinary roed j
organ with pedal-operated bellows was ]
used, it waa'desired to Install an elec- |
trie blower. As tha reeds of sach an 1
orgun are sounded by suction, the air j
being exhausted from the wind chest by
the bellows, It waa found that a com
mon vacuum, sweeper could eaally bo |
made to do the work. A small hole!
wus cut In f!ie wind chest, and the [
end of the vacuum cleaner hose lp- 1
serted, tho connection being mode air
tight Tbe cleaner ltyelf waa aet In
tha basement where It Could not be
beard while running. The result was
entirely Satisfactory, the clean e? do
tag the work Just as well as an »xpen-'
•Ire elwctrle blower.—PhU H. Hrefcmer,
RuUand, Tt
l-'ls tuck Waa In.
Blgnor Muroonl tells in Loojloft Tit-1
Bits an a music g story concerning an
applicant for a Job at an electric pow
er ftatlon whose knowledge was"small,
t > put- It mildly.
The busy foreman of works, wish
ing to learn what were his Vilifica
tions for the post, led off by asking
him what wus ordinarily used as a
conductor of electricity.
Applicant (all at sea) —Why—er—
Foreman—Wire. Correct! Now
tell me what Is the unit of electric
power.
Applicant—The whut, sir?
Foreman—Exactly, the watt. Very
good-; that will do. You may sign on !
for the Job.
Flicker Is Your Friend.
The red-shafted flicker or wood
pecker Is a persistent enemy of the
ant family, says Nature Magazine.
Muny kinds of ants are extrenely
harmful. As wood borers they destroy
timber and Infest houses. Worst of
bit, they protect anil cv«, for many i
, aphides or plant Uee, which are the 1
greatest enemies of tree* plants and
shrubs. As many as 5,000 ants and
ant eggs have been found In the stom
ach of a a Ingle- flicker, _
Who tha Jagallona Were.
The Jagellous were a dynasty that
reigned over Lithuania, Poland, Hun
gary and Bohemia. The Una began
with Jagellon, who became king of Po
land as Ladlslas 111 or V In 1399, and"
167& 1 W ' th Sl * lßinund who died In
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Carrying Out the Provision*
A man walked into the Village m
oral store.
"I want," be said, "that tub of wax*
gnrlne and that bacon and all the
Other foodstuffs."
"Good gracious l" said the recently
bereaved widow who kept the store;
"Whatever do you want with all than
things, Mr. Gilest"
"I dunno," replied the man, "but Tin
the executor of your husband's will, -
and Lawyer Stiles said I was to be
sure and carry out all the provlglnM*
Find Secret of Old Dye;
Than* i to the vegetable and citem*
Icnl chromatics created in Amor i can
and European laboratories, It Is IIOVJI
possible to reproduce the wondorfbl
btaes ami reds in Terslan rug* that
have been puseltng the world's scion-
I tuts for ofeataWes.
Touching Hie Pride.
Dealer (to impecunious client, t*
whom ho sold ahorse some weeks b«v.
foro)-VTou still like him?
I urchaser—Very much; but he
ought to carry his hea I higher.
Dealer—l expect he'll do that all
right when he's paid for.—Punch.
In the Land of Ice and Snov/.
Question —If a bride and grooin on
a honeymoon in the Alps, in midwin*
ter, get lost, Viow do they keep from
freezing?
Answer —They warm themselves on
the mountain ranges.
• The Proper Word.
"James, have you whispered today
without remission?"
"Only wunst"
"Leroy, should James have said
•wunst'?"
"No'm, he should have said twki."
Speed.
Judge—Where wuz j >a when she
threw the 'ump—speuk up—l say,
where wuz you?
Witness—Soy, Judge, how do Ah
know where Ah wuz when Ah wu*
goin'?—Life.
An Incurable Dieeaec.
Ridicule Is a disease that attache*
| jjself to all tyrannies and L alty
brings them to destruction.
to 6
is a Prescription for Colds,
Fever and LaGrippe. It's me
most speedy remedy we
know, preventing r'neu
munia.
i'ItOFfcSSIOKAL CARDt.
J. B. «ALL, D. C.
cmaoraAnoa
.Nervous uud (Jhruuic iJweasoe",
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j Ollicc: Over A.in, Mice Itinviunil'x sturt,
, lclcj.il iuvri Oliiff. HealUflice, !•>.
LOViLK H. KERNOuLE,
M2ui'aey-al.Law,
OUAII AM, ft . C.
AuueUuni wall .John J. Hoi^cr-oii.
O/Jirc oier Hunk ut .itumaaee
VtfOMAS D. COGr£i .
Attorney and G>uns«:llor-4.t-L. w, ■
BbRLINGTOfs, N. C,
will) W. S. Coulter,
l-' w7 aud'3 First N*tio;ul Bank £>Wg.
S. C. SPOON, Jr., M. 1^
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1} uo: 2to 3 itti' 1 7 toy i». in , huil
by ttppotu 1 Intnl.
i'iiuue U7'
GRAHAM lIAKI m, M. D.
Burlington, N.-C.-
Ollkc Hours: it to I In. 01.
situi by appuihtinuiii
Oiflce Ovci Acme l'o.
' Telejtl'ouei: OlUcc 4 4B—Heaidence I
J. HENDERSON
Altoriey-at-Law
CItAII/VM, N. C.
Jill" over Nutloiul Bukol Alirvicc
jar. s. co'oi;:,
Attorney -at- Lee l
•: VilAAl, .... N. 0
Pittcrsoo Bu.idlog
nmoot floor. • .
M. WILL A LO.TIG, JR.
. DENTIST ! ! t
.... North Carolina
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