THE ALAMANCE GLEANER VOL. L Young Husband Comes Forward With Advice On* year after marriage la the mo ment when a man can talk the sonnd eat sense on the vital subject of mar riage. Before that he does not know enough. Afterwards he may know too much and be unable to see the wood for the trees, "A Happy Hus band" writes in the Continental Edi tion of the London Mall. , When I went to the altar last Sep tember It was with the old adage for the proper handling of matrimonial quarrels—"When you are In the wrong apologize. When you are in the right upologize twice!"—ringing In my ears. It was good advice and I have never regretted following it Women are' great'hands at giving new lamps for old. Make little sacri fices for them, and they will make big ones for you. "Remember a wife's birthday, It has been wittily said, "and the remaining 304 days of the year will look after themselves." Considering how careful women are to study our little ways and peculiari ties, it seems a pity we do not take more trouble to study theirs. They are really so ridiculously easy to man age, If we only knew it. Tbey do not alter with the ages except on' the sur face. The woman of today prizes motet the same qualities as the woman of 1924 B. C. did before her —chivalrous instincts, first overtures to reconcili ations, the ready shouldering of re sponsibility and blaipe. They may not comment on these things at the time, but they will remember them, and the reward will be a hundredfold. When you shut your mouth tight and smother the clever retort which springs to mind, they know they have got a man. Sometimes they will de liberately do things to test a husband. Lucky the man who successfully sur vives that test. It is on him, and on him alone, that the uttermost treas ures of a woman's soul will one day be lavished. ttf .) Proper Diet for Fly Are you feeding your house flies properly? These delicate creatures, so charming and desirable, about the home, can't be happy and healthy on just "any old thing" you leave about for them, says the Kansas City Star. In the Journal of Experimental Zo ology R. W. Glaser tells of a series of experiments to discover just what sort of food is suitable for them. The housewife will appreciate the Informa tion. On an exclusively protein -diet they live from on% to eight days. Eating only sugar the life period Is longer, but no eggs are laid—no baby tiles to gladden the home. Mr. Glaser reached the conclusion that the very best food is sugar and some form of starch that can be eaten and assimilated. On such a diet they thrive, lWe long and lay plenty of eggs. The Average life of the house fly Is only about twenty" days. In general, female .flies live longer than males. Steam-Heated Bird Nest Steam-lieated nests with steam baths are being used t>y & pair of blue birds In Yellowstone park, according to reports to the national park sen-ice headquarters at Washington. The happy couple have, however, avoided expensive modern plumbing and steam fittings. They have simply taken over one of nature's big steam plants by constructing their cozy home in the nearly extinct Excelsior geyser cone. Every morning they can be seen dart ing In and oilt of the steam. Plants are also using the geyser as ■ natural greenhouse. Wild straw berries have been found growing not far from the cone two weeks ahead of their usual season. Question* of State The proprietor of a village store was sitting with the loafers who had formed a circle around the stove. His sole assistant was a youngster who had lately drifted In from parts un known^ A woman entered and asked for a pound of cheese. She would not allow the assistant to wait on her, but in sisted on having the proprietor. The lad must have been trained in some city office, for to this delnand be made firm reply: "Can't disturb him now. He's la conference." Pittsburgh Chronicle- Telegraph. . Roman Theater Unearthed The remains of a Roman theater, 65 feet In diameter dating from the Sec ond century et the Christian era, have been discovered In a garden at Feren tino, about fifty miles sooth of Rome. ▲ fine background Is provided by the range of the Monti Leplnl and the val ley of the Sacco, along which the rail way runs from Borne to JJaples. The ancient Ferentlnnm was a city of the Hernial, taken by the Romans (m Ltvy tells us) and destroyed In the second Punic war. It afterward became a Ro man colony and was selected by Hor ace as a typical quiet country town whet® the nerve-fagged Roman could recuperate.—Scientific American. Use of Stethoscope , Old Medical Custom' SIr"Wllllam Hale White, president of the Royal Society of Medicine, re cently expressed the opinion that "nothing that doctors do has seized the popular Imagination more ""than their habit of tapping tlie cliesf and listening to It with a stethoscope." Medical men in their investigations have found that this tapping of the chest is a quite remote custom, the Toronto Globe observes. A book writ ten in Latin In 17(31 recorded the fact that the chest of a healthy person when tapped yielded a note "like the stilled sound of a drum covered with a thick cloth." * -A- French physician, Laennec, is said Ao have made the first use, of the stethoscope. For years he was the vic tim of Jjl health and family troubles, but' after the battle of Waterloo lie made public the discovery that it was possible to fasten to a person's chest wilh a stethoscope. He also wrote a book telling of all the human ailments it Was possible to detect by means of this instrument. Sir William Hale White says that, from till* book arose the physician's habit of asking'patients to pronounce certain words like "ninety-nine" whe i examining the chest. These words are produced in thc> larynx, and are suit able sounds' when earned tnrough the chest to help the physician to obtain confirmatory evidence of j Warden Had Some Good Picking "on the Side" \ Those who talk of present-day graft would be interested in itemizing the emoluments of the keeper of the Tow er of London during the reign of Queen Elizabeth. His nominal salary was only about S3OO a year, but. lie had numerous privileges. Most of the pris oners, being political offenders of high rank, were granted liberal allowances by the government for their board. Whenever they were too proud to ac cept tills allowance It fell to the war den. Moreover, this official wns entitled, to seize all cattle that slipped off Lon don bridge, all carts that fell Into the moat, all flotsam and jetsam in the Thames, all swans that floated/below the bridge, two flagons of wine from every vessel arriving from Bordeaux, a toll of sea food from every fishing craft landing in London, and as many ruslies as "a person could hold be tween two arms" from boats carrying such cargo, besides a fee on nil hides cured at East Smlthfleld, near the Tower. Old Hen's Christmas Gift An attorney who was also an en thusiastic chicken fancier spent much money and time coddling Wooded hens that did not begin to pay for their kaep. He had several pullets that were guaranteed to be the best kind of layers, yet every morning for al most a year he retifrned empty-handed from his search for eggs. Finally he had given np hope. On Christmas morning, however, he was astonished and delighted to find four beautiful pearly eggs In one of the nests. He quickly gathered them u$ and ran trimphantly to show them to his skeptical wife. Not until he had emerged from""the (dimness of the henhouse did he notice that each egg horeNtlie neatly penciled greeting: "Merry Christmas from the Old Hen." —Youth's Companion Siam Country of One Town One of the oldest features of that odd country. Slam, is that It is a coun try of one town, observes a writer In the Detroit News. Bangkok Is the seat of a ntralized form of government and ad ministration. It contains the only per manent residence of the king and all officials and nobles, except a very few provincial officers, have'their work and dwellings In the capital. It Is there, j too, that they take nil their pleasures. To the European, Bangkok Is all Slam, nere he meets all the foreigners In the i country, all officials of foreign govern ments and the mercantile community. Aside from this unique Import nice which Bangkok holds In Slam. It I* oni of the most Interesting of the great j cities of the East. Time for Making Repairs | An observant householder says that! If he has any repairs to make on his j house, cemefftt walks or fencej he has i It (lone In cold weather rather than ! In the spring. While spring Is the natural time in the minds of many tt' Is not. be believes, the best time. The lawn can be tramped down and dls-! turbed othenfcse considerably In the; fall and put back Into place and come j up well In the spring. 'Besides, If I there Is any great displacement'Of the surface, there will have to be oome re adjustment made in the spring. Trail's End. Speaking of pathetic figures, what la more pitiful than the predicament of that Ithaca man who discovered thai he had twen corresponding with his own wife through a matrimonial bureau? —Buffalo Express. GRAHAM, N. C., THURSDAY. DECEMBER 25, 1924 AGAINST THE WALL If X live till my fighting days are dona I must fasten my armor on my eldest son. I would Klve him better, but this la my best; I can Ket along without It—l'll be to have a rest. And I'll sit mending armor with my back against tjie wall, | Because I have a second, son If this one should Call. So I'll stake It very shiny, and I'll whistle very loud, And I'll clap him on the shoulder and I'll say, Very proud: l "This Is the lance I used to bear!" j (Dut I mustn't tell what happened when I bore It.) "This is the helmet I used to wear!" (Cut I won't say what befell me when I wore It.) For, you couldn't tell a youngster—lt wouldn't be rlnht — That, you wish you had dMd in your very first flKht. * And I mustn't say that victory Is never worth the cost. * That defeat may be bitter, but It's bet ter to have lost. And I mustn't say that glory Is as barren as a stone—• Vd better not Hay anything, but leave the lad alone. So he'll flKht very bravely and proD | ably he'll fall And I'll sit mending armor with my baok against the wall. , —Aline Kilmer, in Poetry. | Russians Make Museum of Famous Cathedral The great St. Isaac's cathedral at Leningrad, a mecca for tourists, has been turned Into a museum, Pathfind er Magazine reports. Dwindling church attendance and lack of money contributions toward its upkeep is said to be the reason. Admission will now be by fee. This great churcb was St. Isaac's Cathedral. erected at a cost of $11,000,000. Its golden dome, can J>e seen from a dis tance of ninny miles. The exterior columns are of red granite. Massive Jprronze doors lead into the edifice. In the days of the czar the Interior was hung with rich paintings, and mag nificent icons and vessels Of gold and silver adorned the altars. Using Up the Whole Tree Whenever .Tack seemed to need a little threat to make him behave bet ter, Mrs. Xeal had a habit of saying that If he di(Jn't behave she would have to go out to the peach tree, which stood in the hack yard, and get a switch and use It. Mother wished Jack to eat his din ner, but Jack seemed In no mood to comply. Finally mother appealed to i the old standby. "Jack, If you don't eat your dinner I'll have to get a switch, off the peach ,tree." "You better watch out, mother," the youngster replied, "pretty soon they won't be any limbs on that peach tree and then you won't have any peaches." —lndianapolis News. The King's Pipers The king of England, when enjoying | his shootlpg and stalking on his High land holiday, wears the kilt, always; and for dinner, the fnll dress of the 1 Stnnrt Trartnn, with the silver orna ■ ments bejeweied with cairngorms, which nre as handsome as they- are valuable. A piper always plays under ! the king's windows every morning at | eight o'clock, and at night, as soon qs | their majesties, with their guests, are | seated at the dinner table, the piper* I all enter the reom and march round ' two or three times playing as they go. I —London Mail. | i . Light Mystery Soloed One of the most spectaojtfar forms of lightning (If It can be so* cnlled), oc j curs in the Andes, and has occaslonal- I |y been reported from other moiin j talnoas regions. At times the moun tains seem to act as gigantic lightning ' rods, giving rise to more or less con tinuous diffused discharges between themselves and the clouds, says Na ture Magazine. A few years ago Amer ican meteorologists thought they had found an example of this striking phenomenon In Nbrth Carolina, but the once mysterious "Brown mountain lights" have been proved to be merely the beams of distant locomotive and automobile headlights or due to other human agenciea Hope of Nation Is in the Rural Home The true American family can only lie found In the rural districts, the city family has ceased to exist, C. J. Cal pln.of the federal Department of Ag riculture dec-lured in an address before the National Catholic ltunfi Life con ference. held at Milwaukee. , Census statistics, he stub, show that I "hi the 30,000,(Ml of farm population there are 4,000,000 ino/e children under twenty-one years of age than In the .'10,000,000 of city population." "The city," he continued, "Is the place of fewer famines, more unmar ried adults and fewer.children In fami lies having children. Space Is too dear In the cities for children. Families who desire children must move to the country. The farm lias sunlight, space, air and»qulet. That's why the children are there." The common occupation of the farm er's family, he said, also tends to weld more firmly the fnmlljr Ideal, nddlng that "tfie rural home and family be comes, therefore, a type In the nutlon. 'The city family has long ceased to be the type of Amorlcnp family. The rural home Is holding the line for the family Ideal In the nation. If the rural struc ture crumbles, the rural home crum bles, and the nation crumbles." Pennsylvania Plans to Beautify Its Highways Banks nnd slopes along Pennsylva nia highways next year will glow with color. Flowering grasses, vines and shrubs will hide the yellow scars where fills or cuts have been made. The department of highways, which some months ago announced the In auguration of a planting program, has revised that program to Include the setting out of blossom-bearing vines and small trees. Highway department officials . are anxious to hasten plnnjlng so that pas sage over Pennsylvania roads will not be continuously through landscapes scarred by the activities of road build ers. "* The highway departmeht In Instruct tlons to engineers has notified them thnt they nmy make requisition for vines and other growths they deem necessary. The state will require np-; proximately "00,000 vines. Among i these will be wild roses, rambler und 1 creeper roses. But the colors will not be confined to vines the department will plant. j ■"flie engineers pre making selections, from ten grasses. Including white clover, the pink alsiVe clover, the bIUe 1 hairy vetch, the purple alfalfa and yel low vaccarla. These grasses will be used for slope planting In conjunction with orchard grass, meadow fescue, tall meadow oat grass, Canada blue grass and perennial rye grass.. Reconstructing lltynes Rebuilding or altering of old houses is often an excellent Investment even where not necessary from the utlllza . tlon point of view. Selling values.thus Ruined are frequently out of propor tion to the expense. This is particu larly true of lumber-built houses, which are peculiarly susceptible to altera tion, and they are a large proportion of the houses which are available for renovation. Building material dealers through out the -«yipiPry are actively Assisting' their clients In studying and planning alterations of an improving nature, Isitli practically nnd estftetiually, und the l r.-al architect will usually be found to be a very staunch supporter of any de|inrture that promises a bet ter-looking town. Home Environment Counts The old question of the father to the daughter's lover, "Can yoij support her in the style to which slip is ac customed?" Is merely aHother-fcugges- I tlon of environment, Jf the (laughter has been accustomed to a nice home and pleasant surroundings she will not be contented Unless'her own home Is Just as pleasant. If she has the strength of character, and determina tion. no matter how limited her fi nances. there Is every probability that , her own home will show good taste : and a love of beauty; even though on a simpler scale titan her girlhood home. Pleasant environment plants a desire for beauty hi the tnlnd of a girt which humbler circumstances can not eradicate. Get to Work on Lawn To delay work until spring usuaßy means raising or lowering sections In the lawn later on when the grass does not respond so readily. Flower beds ♦hat have planned fpr the spring can better be- started Iji cold wenther In order to get the advantage of the rotting sod to enrich the ground Apple-Core Philanthropy The back yard of a little St Loult boy adJolptM an orpbange, from which It was separated by a high walL One day the boy's mother discovered him out by the apple tree eating one apple after another and tossing the cores over the wall. Fearing that he would have a stomach ache, she ordered him not to eat any more, but hb called back earnestly: "I must, mother. It'i for the orphans 1 They're waiting for the cores!"— Youth's Companion. Flowers in Lily Family The lily family Is noted for beau ty of flowers, Including the tulips, the hyacinths, the dog-tooth violets, the Mariposa lilies, the day lilies and, of course, the true lilies. Of the true lilies, the genus -Lillus, there are as many as 400 different kinds or species. Many of these are, however, rare and unknown in cultivation. Only about 50 kinds are known to flower growers and of these only about 25 are well known.—Detroit News. Work of Ancient Scholar Hipparchus of Nice about 102 B. C. is credited with the determina tion of latitude and longitude as well as with the discovery, during astro nomlcnl work done In the island of Rhodes and at Alexandria, of tbe pre cession of the equinoxes. '■ He also made a catalogue of 1,080 stars, giv ing the latitude and longitude of each. Oldest University in World The famous university of Bologne at Bologne, Italy, wtis founded In the Eleventh century. Its foundation by Theodoslus the Great In 425 A. D. Is legendary. This Is the oldest univer sity In the world. The university of Paris Is the next oldest. Harvard Is the oldest university In the United states. Torrey Pine Vanishing The Torrey pine Is restricted to the southern California coast near San Diego and the Santa Barbara Islands, says Nature Magazine. So rare Is this species that a park has been created to protect the few re gaining specimens, thus assuring them a sightly longer lease of life. Br'er Williams It's blgh time for folks to quit play in* de devil. Ef they tries to whip him round de stump, they gits dizzy an' falls over, an' ef tbey fights him with Are, he knows more *bout lire than what they knows. Better try to put de flre out by turnln* do hose on him.—Atlantn Constitution. A Short Night It was little Arthur's first Journey on a railroad. The train entered a long tunnel, and when they came out Into tfee daylight again the little fel low exclaimed; "Oh, mother, look, it's tomorrow already I"—Boston Tran script. Study Beautiful Things Nothing Is so Improving to the tem per as the study of the'beauties eith er of poetry, eloquence, music or paint ing. They give a certain elegance of sentiment to which the rest of man kind are strangers. —Exchange. Invented by Great Printer Italics, the light types used tor emphasis, or for foreign words, was Invented by thb famous scholar and printer of the classics, Aldus Manutlus of Venice, and were named by him for his native country, Italy. Royal Governor Driven Oat Sir Edmund Andros, who for a short time during the reign of James II was royui governor of New York and New Jersey, was driven out of New York In TOSS by an uprising led by Jacob Leister. Four Mountains of Iron The world 'contains at least four mountains of almost solid Iron ore. One Is the Irun mountain of Missouri, another In Mexico, another In India, and a fourth In the Interior of Africa. Where Credit Is Due "Even If de Jedges do sometimes msfce a wrong decision," said Uncle Eben, "dey's entitled to n heap of credit foh stayln' awake while de law yers argue."—Washington Star. Ancients Knew Corn ' U>rn I* found among the relics of the most ancient tribes of Indlsns, »a;.s Nature Magazine. It was culti vated by all the agricultural natives of which there Is any record Something Big Left Behind Says the West Point News— "A man who Is toe big to have his neighbor call him by his first name has already outgrown the heat things of life." Moral tor Fathers Every man Is a hero to his son ex cept the one who tries to help work algebra problems. San Francisco Chronicle.' * • - Steps in Discoveries Ono year after Michael Faraday had discovered benzine came the dis covery of aniline, which Is today made In enormous qqantltles from lp 1835 a Germun chemist named Itunge discovered, that aniline treated with chloride of lime produced a beau tiful tyue color, but It was not until 1850 thnt an English chemist. Sir William Henry Perkln, discovered ani line purple and so founded the Im mense color Industry of today. Pretty"Legend of Diamond Diamonds are the favored stones for betrothal rings, says tradition, because the man who discovered the art of cut ting and polishing the diamond made a fortune and wns thus enabled to wed the ninlden of his choice. The man was Louis de Berquem, a native of Flanders, who was clerk to a Jeweler of Bruges In 1470, and who, so the story goes, had revealed to lilm In a dream how the stones might be beau tified by cutting. • 4 A Tragic Comedy The proud possessor of a palatial home was much lmpgrtuned by a movie company to let them use It for a few takes. One day he nssented, left for his office as usual, and In dpe time returned. He found a bath tub on the lawn, half the windows broken, and the front door in splinters. "I didn't know It was to be a comedy," remarked the owner ss he surveyed the scene. American Post Office The beginning of the American post office proper was In February, 1091. From 1707 to the year before the Rev olutionary war the general post office In London controlled the postal service In Amerlcn. The period of activity In the establishment of postal facilities began when 'Benjamin Franklin was appointed postmaster at Philadelphia in 1737. Perfect Continuity A continuum Is a total that Is con tinuous and uninterrupted; that which has perfect continuity, as the con tinuum of space. A universal con tinuum , appears in space where, pro gression Is uninterrupted In all direc tions. Time'is a one dlmen*lo#ll con tinuum cnpable of geometrical repre sentation by a line. "Crossing the Rubicon" Cne*i r's crossing of the Ruhicon was significant because a proconsul could not legnlly cross this frontier at the head of his troops. His ut was, therefore, a virtual declaration of w»r. Thus "to cross the Rubicon" has come to mean the taking of an Irrevocable step. The Paper as a Salesman "Don't sit behind the steering wheel waiting tar business to turn up," snys the Grlfljn (Oa.) News. "(*ank up. Get In the game. Use the columns of your local newspaper as an additional salesman and turn that stock before It gets rusty." Early Discrimination The same shop assistant served a customer with two pieces of cheese, One for herself and one for a friend, and remarked: "You'll know the dif ference when you get home, as tbey are both the same." —London Tit-Bits. Father of Greek Music Tertiander, the father of Greek mu sic, was celebrated among his con temporaries of the Seventh century B. C. for his development of the lyre and for his many victories at the Pythian contests In honor of Apollo Spanish Heroine Augustlna, the maid of Saragossa, Is celebrated In Spanish history for the heroism sin- displayed during the siege of her native city by the French from Jure to August, IfiOS. and from December, ISOB, to February. 1800, Mexico's "Sad Nighe' TAe "Sad Night" Is the name given to the night of June 20. 1520, when the Spanish conquerors were suddenly attacked by the Mexicans, and suffered hedvy loss to their small force and to their Indian allies. Wigs Long Worn Wigs date back 100,000 years, If the ehrlous covering of a prehistoric woman's head carved In Ivory, found by M. Plette In a cave In the Landes. may be interpreted as a wig of the Stone age. Hardly Conservative Though loaded shotguns have been dragged through the fence successfully at times, the custom would not he rec ommended by Insurance companies.— Toledo Blade. Not Natural Cleavage The parting of a husband and wlfo Is like the cleaving of a heart; one half wlli flutter here, one there.— Tennyson. NO. 47 Ordeal of "Trial by Touch" Long Popular This was an ancient superstition although not entirely confined to Scot land. Andrew Smeaton was charged In 1080 with the murder of a man found dead In Belnalow Moss. At the request of his mater, the laird of Abercnirnle, he touched the corpse aa the others assembled had done. He even went further and "lifted him up and embraced him in his arma, and willingly offered to remain a space In grave with him." As no blood followed on this contact, he waa held innocent, as no doubt he waa. In 1044, four men were drowned by the upsetting of tljelr boat in a culm. Marlon Peebles, a noted witch, was charged with having changed her self Into a porpoise, and under this , form to have wrecked the bout Con- I elusive proof was obtained when at her touch "one bled at the another In the hand and fingers; gush ing out blood thereat to the great ad tpiratlon of the beholders and revela tion of the judgment of the Al mighty." Another noted witch, Christiana Wilson, quarreled with her brother. One day In 1001 be was found dead in his own house, naked, and with a "bloodless blow" on his face. Chria j tlane was suspected. The battle and ministers haled her to the dead man'a house. As she touched the corpse the blood gushed out, staining her ttngera. 1 She wus condemned. Arabians Can Have at Least One Good Laugh '■ J? A naturalist recently returned from Arabia has described to a learned ao clety a plant called the "laughing cac tus." The plant gets Its name from the fact that nnyone eating Its seed gives way for some minutes afterward ■ to Immoderate laughter, frequently; ending In nervous prostration. • The natives of the district In whldl the plant flourishes dry the aeeda and grind them Into powder, which they, keep, and on auitable occasion* ad minister to those against whom they have u real or fancied grievance. An overdose may result In temporary loss of reason, following which the victim falls Into a deep sleep, awak ening with BO memory of his cnitost conduct. Fish'* Deadly Tail A fish which can emulate some e( the feats at a rodeo has beeft cap tured in the English channel, and la now In the Brighton aquarium. The tall of the fish, which" Is known aa the sting ray, Is long and flexible and armed with a lengthy projecthig spine, sharply pointed and furnished along both edges with razor-sharp, saw-Uke teeth. When attacked, the sting ray suddenly throws this whip-like tall, with unerring precision, around the offender, in ta4so fashion, and, holding the victim tightly against the barbed spine, wields this weapon with such ferooioud strength .and rapidity that It lacerates the llesh to a frightful ex tent. NOT DELICATE ENOUGH j 'ifiir- 1 "There's been a great drop la prices." ( "So? None of the sclsmographa have reported the shock, however, I'm sure." White Blueberries White strawberries, white currauta ( and white raspberries are nof uncom-j mon, but It remains for the town of Whltneyville, Maine, to have the dis tinction of having white blaeberrlea growing within its limits, says the Boston Qlolte. "This freak of nature occurs on land owned by Newell Aibee, who Is very careful of his treasure and allows only a very few to be picked. Merchandising Read to Millions. A' careful statistician recently mad* a list of 4,047 American millionaire* and what each made h!s rftoney la. The resuk showed that general mer chandising Is the best road to millions 10 the United Stales, and trasu ■nublyl everywhere else, too. w