n=ri GOULDS Y£Z* PUMPS AMD WATER ( jCj SYSTEMS I Write for booklet D QOSLSf i Covins details of our AUTOWATK* 1 complete line of ekc t>miM | tncMJdenginedriven 1 pumps and water sy»- tems for every need. The Goulds Manufacturing Co. Seneca Fall*, N. Y. Many of our worst troubles are those which we expect but never hap pen. r t i CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP IS j j CHILD'S BEST LAXATIVE ; ftil, peevish child loves the pleasant taste of "California Fig Syrup" and it never falls to open the bowels. A teaspoon ful today may prevent a sick child to morrow. Ask your druggist for genuine "Cali fornia Fig Syrup" which'has directions for babies and children of all ages printed on the bottle. Mother! Yon must say "California" or you may get «n imitation fig syrup. Mothers, Do This— When the Children Cough, Rub Muttcrole on Throat* and Cheat* No telling how soon the symptoms may develop into croup, or worse. And then's when you're glad you have a jar of Musterole at hand to give prompt relief. It does not blister. As first aid, Musterole is excellent. Thousands of mothers know it. You should keep a jar ready for instant use. It is the remedy for adults, too. Re lieves sore throat, bronchitis, tonsillitis, croup, 8 tiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, headache, congestion, pleurisy, rheu matism, lumbago, pains and aches of back or joints, sprains, sore muscles, chilblains, frosted feet and colds of the chest (it may prevent pneumonia). To Mother*: Musterole is alio mad* In milder form for babies and small children. Ask for Children's Musterole. « 35cand^65c^jara Sensible men are deaf to unjust criticism. Sore eyea. blood-shot Tea, watery eyea sticky eyes. all healed promptly wtth nightly application! of Roman Wye Balaam 14r. A man has a right to his ideals, but not to force others to live up to them. Lift Off-No Pain! Doesn't hurt one bit I Drop a little "freesooe" oo an aching corn. Instant ly that corn Stops hurting, then short ly you lift It right off with fingers. Your druggist sella a tiny bottle of "Freesone" for a few cents, sufficient to remove every hard cbrn, soft corn, or cos* between the toes, and the foot saßnsca, without sorsntss or Irritaffsa. Jenning's Opportunities By JESSIE ERNST (& 1926. Western Newspaper Usion ) TF YOU had valeted a miserly mil llonaire eighty-three years old for fifteen years, and be died, and In his will he really left you the five thou sand dollars that he' promised he would, would you remember the fifteen years of Horace Blount's preparation for the golden reward^ Thus cogitated Alfred Jennings, the inheritor. Folding his newspaper and carefully putting it Into his pocket, he placed his hat on his head at ■ Jaunty angle, gave his cane a practiced swing, then left the Blount mansion from the front door. Jennings walked around the block and paused In front of the "Get It Good and Quick" cafeteria. He went inside. He seated himself at the coun ter. "Is Miss Minerva coming in soon?" he asked timidly of a dark stout busi nesslike woman who was mixing sodas. "She'd better, or she'll pay me over time," the woman snapped. "WJiat's the order? There's the helpmate now, thank Gawd; That let's me but!" Jennings immediately arose, held open" the small swinging door as Mi nerva passed through it. "Did you read the morning paper?" was his first question. "Got as far as Beauty Hints," she answered. "If you will cast your eyes over this it may be of interest to you. Particu larly the name of Alfred Jennings." Minerva soaked in the news surpris ingly quick. "Golly, five thousand! That's a whale! You're going to blow in some of it, ain't you?" she asked anxiously. "I was thinking of spending a couple of hundred for a nice large diamond engagement ring, and let us say a swell fur coat. I was thinking of a conservative honeymoon to Europe, like a run over to Paris to buy Mrs. Jennings some French dresses. Not bad as a starter, eh?" "Got your eye on the dame who's to get the Inducements?" "I'll be In tomorrow and tell you more about my plans." He pompously adjusted bis necktie, lifted his hat and departed. Two blocks away was a real estate ftffice. On the door was a *lllßll paste board card. It read —"Typewriting Done Within." Jennings entered. The head clerk glared at him. "Miss Brown is very busy; do not detain her too long." Jennings smiled. He tried to act friendly. "Just a |fiort letter." At the back of the store sat Miss Brown running a comb through her bobbed hair. She saw Jennings and waved him a welcome. "Haven't seen you for a week, old doughnuts. Has some one vamped you away from me?" "Apparently you have not read the newspapers." With which he placed the Item containing the news of hid fortune In her hands. "What are you going to do with It, buy yourself a country estate?" "What is your suggestion?" Jennings asked bashfully. "A classy automobile would mean something In my life." "I was thinking of a nice hdhey moon abroad first. "Nix on the foreign situation. See America first for me—" She was about to sa.v quite a bit more on the subject, but the head clerk inconsiderately In terrupted with: "A letter for you. Miss Brown —be quick, please." Once more in the street Jennings stopped in front of a "movie" theater. The girl sitting in the glass booth was reading a paper. Jennings approached the booth. The girl did not raise her eyes. She just mechanically asked: "Thirty or fif teen?" "It's me. Miss Hope," Jennings an nounced. He handed her the newspaper with great relish. "Five thousand I" She melted com pletely. There was a quick fade-out. She turned on him s soft affectionate gaze, one she bad never handed blm before. "It ain't my fault I burst out like I Just did. I always liked you or you wouldn't be hanging around me tbe last two months. Say T oodles, I've got a night off tonight, what do you say to some chop suey and a tango?'* Jennings beamed with pleasure. Here, at lesst. was an offer of tbe Ufa he longed fori Chop iuey and a tango with a "movie" queen. Jennings' speed bgck to the Blount mansion was marked. He used bis latchkey to open the door at the serv ants' entrance. He closed it back of him. when suddenly a heavy hand de scended upon bis shoulder. "Are you Alfred Jennings?" a tali, muscular-looking man asked blm. "Yes." Jennings replied "Recognize this picture?" Over twenty years dissolved before bis eyea in a second. He had been shown tbe picture of a woman he married in a distant past, and In order to get rid of her had deserted a perfectly good Job ss steward oo a ship. "Mary Jennings, your wife, got a divorce from you twenty years ago for desertion. At the time she wss sward ed live dollars a week alimony, wblcb was never paid. You owe her five thousand snd two hundred dollara I've got s warrant for yeur arrest. You've got to pay It or go to jail." Tor bow longT asked Jennings weakly. "Ask tbe Judga" juif. THE AT.AMANCB OLEANEB. GRAHAM. N. C. I ni\e Kitcken Cabinet (©. i»U. Waatarn Newspaper Ualoa.) Yea! they are here asain, the lons, long daya. After the daya of winter, pinched and white; Been with a thousand mlnatrela cornea the light. late, the aweet robin-haunted i duak delaya. —William Dean Howeils. DO YOU LIKE ONIONS? "An onion a day keeps the doctor •WBy." Would that there were more lovers of onions, as TJKQ health goes with them. \WM Robert Louis Stevenson vKOk calls the onion the poetic soul of the salad bowl. |H For an all-round vege table, the onion stunds KjM first, being wholesome, nourishing, stimulating antiseptic and prophylactic. Can we name another with such a record? Those who are weak and feeble, find that the free use of onions gives strength. Our grandmothers knew the prophylactic powers of onion sirup or onion poultice for colds and coughs. The antiseptic effect of the onion is active In the lUrge intestine where the imperfectly digested food may be stagnating and poisoning the body. The onion disinfects and cleanses tlie whole system. To some, perhaps, the fact that In dulgence In the crisp deliclousness of the odqrlferous bulb bars us from our friends, may be the charm which ap peals. To others who eat with dis cretion as to time and place, there need be no regrets. We only enjoy them ourselves, protest most when we are deprived and others in our com pany have indulged. Consideration for others should be one of our prin ciples. For the sake of peace and comfort for all, eat a bit of parsley after onions; it really does help to soften the odor. Boiled onions do ,not leave the breath so offensively fragrant as the raw ones, yet the latter are most val uable, and many who are so fond of them, make up their minds that they may as well be disliked for a strong odor as a wefck one. For an onloo poultice, to use in congestion, when the lungs are af fected, there is no remedy more quick ly active than chopped onions, mixed with a little rye flour, and a bit of vinegar. Place on a thin cloth over ,the throat and lungs, renewing often to keep moist. A few hours of this treatment will help a bad case. Balancing ths Rations. After our agriculturists discovered how to feed their calves and pigs on a balanced ration to pro- Sduce the best animal in the shortest time st the least expense, a few di etitians thought the hu man bnby. being more Im portant, could profit by their Investigations. Eveo after years of education by schools of household economics there are comparatively few women who seriously thlAk along these I Lies. Instinct may be a good guide with some women, but it is not a safe «ie for the majority, which Is pain fully shown by the number of suffer ers from all sorts of stomach troubles. There sre countless numbers of peo ple In middle life today who are handi capped because of Improper feeding In their youth. Cover well-washed lettuce, parsley and any greens In a deep dish; set In a cool place and It will be fresh and crisp for several daya The paper bag given you to cover your hat when traveling may be used as a cover for your coat, if you carry a small banger. Make a slit In the bottom of the bag, slip the hanger with the coat on it through the small open ing. When troubled with car sickness, keep the feet from the floor, resting tliem on a cushion or seat. It is the vibration which causes the car sick ness, they tell us. In cold weather we desire heat-pro ducing food, socli ss pork; hearty and richer food those living In a warm climate do not need. The occupation of a person governs his food. The lumberman working In the open will eat of hesvy hesrty foods snd needl them; the desk worker should have easily digested foods snd dinner st a time when more time for rest can be given after It Age snd youth need different foods as we know, sift) those in delicate health need every care given to the food with which they are served. If we keep In mind the three food principles, those which build op tiasue and supply waste, called pro teins. represented by meets, eggs, milk; the carbohydrates, energy-pro ducing foods, such ss sugsrs, snd starches, and tbe fsts, found in but ter, nuts and meet. It will not be hard to arrange s balanced diet. Tbe growing child needs bone and muscle-building food which is found la milk products, eggs snd fresh vege tables. The grown adult, who baa surplus fat should limit the amount of food to twelve or fourteen hundred calories per day. Tbe calorie Ik a measure of beat It Is tbe smonnt used to raise one pound of water four degreea Tbe problem of foods, aa to quan tlty and food value, must be worked oat by every housewife who baa tbe responsibility of feeding a family. vctffL GAY JUVENILE SWEATERS; TUNIC MODES FROM PARIS WHEN mother slips the wee little folks' anus Into sweater sleeves, oo doubt she is thinking "an ounce of prevention ls«vorth a pound of cure"— which sounds very serious and proqalc until one views the sweaters which are designed for tots this season. Then prose becomes poetry, for they are hav ing a tltne of glorified color In juvenile sweaterdom this season. Of course If one Insists on browns and tans, they are there for the choosing, but what's the use In selecting a dull-toned sweater for little daughter when there are such lovely pinky beiges to be had In the knitted outerweur sections, or hennas with * decided rose tinge. jf# ' ' g % Glorified Color R*i|M in S was tart. cockscomb red and hosts of charming blues? As to color combinations, the model In the picture Is typical of the brilliant trend. This attractive sweater Is as suitable for the small boy as it Is for his sister. It Is knitted In apple-green wool with front In alternating stripe* of orange and green. This little sweat er happens to be of the batton-up type but slipovers are also shown In plentl fnl number. Very new and appealing to children are knitted coatees with collars and ruffs of fringed wool. Knitted rayon tunic suits for youngsters have knick ers to match. Following the ensemble iss It! t Skewtag Yoke «nd Idea. novelty brush*] wool rapt are destgiied to match children'* cardigan*. Jerseys and brushed wool knlrker suit*. In these. alao color plsys a pleasing part In such combinations aa aaxe. fawn and white; potty, green and white; applegreen and (awn; orange and yellow. Brnahed wool cardigans In rainbow effects are part of the email folks' knitted outerwear collection. Fanciful touches on sweaters and knitted tunics for children stress tas aels of the wool, with lacings up the front. Novelty sweater types bare scalloped collars, and hemline, the same bound with plrfln knit rayon. The pearl buckle which clasps the knitted belt on the sweater In tke picture adds * decorative not* in many Instance*. Little girls' dresses .knitted In shell stitch with a flared ruffle below the hlpllne are designed in effective pustei colorings. Happy the woman of fashion who adds a French blouse or two to her spring and summer collection. That artful buffling simplicity which Is a peculiar gift of the French couturier Is bespoken to a degree of extreme chic in each of the blouses portrayed. The model to the left Is a Callot In spiration. There Is the Inimitable artistry of genius In Its every detail. Stone gray georgette la the selected medium. Especially Is the yoke unique In that It drops sufficiently to suggest a shallow decollette, bringing Itself back to practical aspect by means of a band of the fabric which defines a conservative neckline. Then, too, the draped hemline, comfined at one side under a tasseled medallion motif, sug gests aa entirely new line of thought. Many points of Interest sre ac centuated by Jeanne Lanvln In the companion blouse, In that the much heralded epaulet shoulders are fea tured. also the modish V-neck and par ticularly the slashed tabs which, while they afford escape from the tyranny of an all-too-narrowness, score a double victory In that they suggest the popu lar flare tendency. A discreet use of Epanlet SkosMtrs. embroidery Is evidenced on shoulder and tabs of this tunic blonae. Tills decorative note Is oft repeated on the Import blouse. Crepe de chin* snd georgette serve as background for fine needlework ic colored yarns. Perhaps the outstanding feature In the newer blouses is their extreme length. Sometimes only a few Inches of the slip shows belpw. J shots, flares, and buttons, alao long silken neckties are tunic headlight*. Flower-patterned prints are favored for the Infonnel tunic, hsvlng cascades of white georgette or rippling Jabota. Striped tub silk Is recommended for the practical blouse, espeda'-ly to be worn wl:b the smart doth *si;*«vr. JULIA BOTTOMLET. (ft. >m. w«itr> Uatsa.) * ' ffi ©ASPIRIN . SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSISTI ' Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you arc not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years. 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