IHE ALAMANCE GLEANER VOL. LII Farmer Well Colled "Indispensable Mam" js'ow roes the husbandman forth in the chill dawn with renewed vigor In his gait. All winter h* has labored but not hurriedly, fixing his barns, cut tlpg wood, pruning fruit trees and car ing for bis animals. On bad days he sat by the fire find tunied things over in his mind—«o many acres' of wheat and so many- acres of oats, this ,field for roots and that for corn. And you '• may be «ure that he has also turned over the pages of many a catalogue | longingly, wishing be could buy twice us many .things as he can afford—the better to do his complicated job of feeding the urban multitudes. When the sun passes the the farmer knows that his dawdling days are done; henceforth, for eight months he will be racing with the cal endar, with frost, rain, hall, flood and the everlasting weed. Old Sol sends to the husbandman a challenge along with his blessing of fructifying heat. Giddap I Ye city dwellers, reflect upon the manifold activities of this unknown friend of yours as he proceeds with the preparation of your next winter's dlDners. Sap bucket In hand, he maEes the rounds of his maple trees. Bring- i Ing the most progressive of his hens ; into a warm corner, he dusts her with antilouse powder and feaves her to her devotions. Then he sees to It that she has water and food during her setting up exercises. Next, he gets the brooder ready for the chicks he has or- ! dered. Presently, In a mad rush to . finish a mean job before the! ground thaws, he returns to Mother Earth the ' last of the accumulated fertilizer from the barnyard. Any number of things must be'done before plowing, because thereafter every day will demand its meed of seeding, planting, harvesting; and animal tending. All this labor, all these chances, of life and death, intervene between All Fools' day and Harvest Home. The farmer, facing the cfclll spring wind and the challenge of the climbing sun, is the very embodiment of human per sistence—the . utterly •• indispensable man.—Boston Independent [ \ ■ Preference in Moots In an analysis of meat consumption statistics the Department of Agricul ture noted that the British eat nearly seven times as much mutton and lamb a* do Americans; and declared the rea son has "baffled satisfactory explana tion." Mutton and lamb consumed in the United States last year made up only, 8.2 per cent of the total meat con sumption, while thei percentage In. Great Britain was 22. There was 10 times more beef and 15 times more pork than mutton and latnb eaten in this country last year. The department estimated that mut ton and lamb consumption was at the rate of 5.2 pounds j>er person; pork, 88.8 pounds; beef, 62.6 pounds, and veal, 83 pounds. «- Their Way "I reckon IH hafto quit taking my children to the picture shows," at the crossroads store remarked Gap John- Kin of Rumpus Ridge. "What's the matter—they ketch the Itch, or something that-a-way?" asked an acquaintance. "Not yet, as fur as I know. But what's the matter is that they get so devilish interested in the picture that they furgit whur they're at. They all decide for one feller on the screen and whoop and holler for him till the roof "ft«, or else part of 'em are fur him rest ag'ln him, and while one side cheers the other side snarls till "Irectly they Jump up a-cussing «and tear into each other like fighting fire." -Kansas City Star. Flying Flivver Era Tardy Cheap, light airplanes for popular Me and ownership are still a develop , lof the future, says Prof. E.M. Z*' ln charge of the light airplane competition recently held In England to encourage hope for an era of flying The pn?)1Ic Interest still Is ( et '°' he said, and the' manufac ot "sht airplanes have not snc- t v . to an y extent in perfecting r machines. The small light planes —.- Te . ry no,s y. dirty, dangerous and according to Professor firy Dock Popular *' ve of the largest liners afloat dav Sou thampton harbor In threa of !h and the Erowth °' popularity ran* flostog dry dock has flint u I,n S'ish Bhitners to predict TH * -T H" BE 1116 MOST DBED PORT Mind on Important Thingß dear, don't you think . * could learn to Jove me. Johnny, I haven't time J Ud».L ere are my mah-Jongg lessons.—London Answer* T»o , Prett >' Well Filled eito /' r Every time you fall to r®> Stnn F ' 3 croßß after yonr name. Woida Hao* Changed Somewhat in Meaning If the words we use could bring up, "** * cjfematograph film, the pictures which lie behind them, conversation would be more entertaining than It is as a rule. For instance, when we say a thing ia dilapidated, w4 bring up an image of an ancient temple rambling to ruin, for the'root mean ing of the word la "crumbling stone" K Similarly, the word stunned means I thunderstruck, and ' ardent formerly , meant burning. What a remarkable picture the word scandal calls up. its original applica tion was to that part of a trap on which the bait was placed and which, | when the trap was touched, sprang up and eaught the victim. --Another odd word is scruple, which originally meant a little stone, in weights mpans twenty grains, and in modern use means something which hurts or worries, the conscience. >■ Irritate referred originally to the snarling of a do£. Perplexed brings up a picture of being tangled in miles of string, wound completely round and round; whilst the word eliminate de« notes what the man did to his ba rometer when it continued to register 'Set Fair" after it had been raining for a week, for It means "to kick out of doors." Scotch Sailor Made Immortal by Defoe Alexander Selkirk was a Scottish sailor whose adventures furnished De foe the basis for his immortal story of "Robinson Crusoe." Selkirk, having quarreled with his captain on one of his voyages, was left on the island of Juan Fernandez in 1704, with only his gun and ammunition, and a few other necessaries of life. There he remained for more than four years, living on game, and clothing himself with the skins of goats. In 1709 he was resched by Capt. Woodes Rogers, and became his mate. He afterwards attained the rank of lieutenant in the British navy. Defoe has often been charged with having surreptitiously taken the story of "Robinson Crusoe" from the papers of Alexander Selkirk, but the experi ences of the real hero and those of the fictitious one have so little in common that Defoe seems Indebted for little mors than the suggestion.—Kansas City Times. x Midget and the Bible My mother had a beautiful cat named Midget. Midget was not only fas tidious when it came to eating, bnt would sleep nowhere but on the family I Bible. My mother left the Bible on the kitchen table one night, and Midget, leaving her place ln the parlor, where the Bible was kept, hunted around until she found it, and there she was found in the morning. Just to try out the old-"tabby," my mother carried the Bible upstairs to her sleeping room, and the next morn ing, lo and behold I there lay Midget A . dictionary the same size was placed in the Bible's usual place and the Bible moved to a small clothespress. Next morning Midget was found on the Bible as usual and* there she slept until one mornling she was found dead. —O. B. Montgomery, In Our Dumb Animals. Disastrous Flood The Dayten (Ohio) flood of 1918 was, ln the main, caused by a record breaking rainfall, wWch was due to the meeting of three opposing air currents, one from the.west another a cold stream from the northeast, the third a "warm current from the south. The flood was accentuated by the con ditions of the rivers flowing through the city and also by the bursting .of reservoirs ln central and western Ohio. Four hundred and fifteen lives were lost and the property losses amounted to $180,000,000., Caring for Boohs Books kept in glass-fronted book cases are subjeat to attacks from book worms, moths, etc., In greater degree than If on open shelves. To preserve your books from these pests sprinkle the shelves occasionally, say once ev ery six months, with half an ounce of camphor, half an ounce of powdered bitter apple (well mixed together). Do not keep books In a very warm room. Gas light affects them very much. Russia leather bindings In par ticular. 'MesserJ' and "Moppur a" The world Is divided into the people who make the messes and the people who mop them up. Ninety per cent make the messes and 10 per cent are served out with mops. I was reading a novel called "Keddy" the other day. Tm told It's the best picture of modern Oxford that has ever been dqtie. And from cover to cover therejsn't a single mention of such things aB lectures, reading, examinations, tutors, or any thing of tbat sort It's really master ly the Vay everything trivial like that has been eliminated.—From "Black- BafttoP." taLMrrt GRAHAM, N. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18,1926 SARGASSO.IS SEA .OF MANY SECRETS 4* Expedition Will Explore Mysterious Region.. As if an enormous giant had put Ms Anger into the sea and stirred It round, the aitire North Atlantic ocean slowly revolves in the direction of the clock's hands. In the center Is the Sargasso sea, a I gigantic collection of floating islands, made of seaweed and' inhabited by living things. . ) 1 Nobody knows how Herodotus, ID ancient times, came by the alarming j stories heboid of'thls mysterious re- I gion, for It is only during recent years that it has been properly charted. When Columbus and his men were drawn Into this oval-shaped vortex, his ship remained- out of control for 15 days, and the crew thought they were condemned to perish in a .watery prison, closely guarded by seaweed barriers for 260,000 square miles. But* a strong wind luckily carried the ship to safety. * 1 Supported in the \i*ater by small air balloons, the feathery weeds of Sar gasso are mostly olive-brown In color, with blotches of white. The chief source of supply has been proved to be the Gulf of Mexieo.and the Carib bean sea. 1 Sailors do not likj; this strange tract which floats, almost like land, on the bosom of the Atlantic. It Is reputed to be the home of barbarous fish and the hiding place of mysterious mon sters. Animals drifting about on the surface of the sea, with only the scat tered cover of moving seaweed, are exppsed-'to many dangers, not only from the birds always, hovering above, but. from hungry fish lurking in the patches of uncovered sea, .which is the bluest In the world. To protect themselves, all the living creatures Imitate, in a remarkable way, the color of their floating home. One grotesque little animal Is conspic uous owing to the dlsproportlonate_size of its head and jaws, and resembles the frog fish, sometimes seen near British coasts. Making its nest of seaweed bound together by long cords of Its own man ufacture, this singular creature com bines all the characteristics of an ani mal, a fish, and a bird. A short-tailed chib of the shell-less type swarms on the Sargasso weed and is blotched, with white to match the light patches on its surroundings. These and many more peculiar crea tures will be examined by Professor Beebe, of New York, wl>e recently set out to explore this little-known re gion. J j. A secret ambition of the expedition is to capture a monster squid, a terri fying fish- of the cuttlefish fdmily, with black eyes at least 12 Inches in diam eter and a body 80 feet in length. The body of these giants, one of which the explorers hope to captyre; Is wrapped In a loose mantle, from an bpening in which - emerges the evil-looking head with its sharp, parrot-like beak. This Sargasso monster is the tiger of the ocean, and, like Its striped coun terpart on land, is said to kill even when not hungry—for the sheer pleas ure of killing. Victoria Invested Wisely Through the good advice of Disraeli, her chief adviser, Queen Victoria of 'England, Invested in Suez canal stock and was thus enabled eventually to leave additional millions to her chil dren. She also was one of the original owners of a share in the New River Water company which provided the water supply for London. The water shares, originally worth a pound ($5), enhanced in value to where they were worth millions, # and even the richest of others like the Rothschilds were forced to be content later with a six teenth or a thirty-seoondth of a share. Status of Fox Trot favlova, the farno is Russian dancer, ( aays that the fox trot,' now so unlver» i salljr popnlar In all parts of the world, and of modern dances the one that ha» remained popular the longest, Is dy ing rapidly. In a few years, she say* few or no dance ptep. »n* on the other hand many dance attthorltles say Pavlova Is '# , pessimist la tills regard and that th« step has taken hold of the newer gen-1 eratione sufficiently to- be carried oc for another generation at least with- j •ut serious waning. • Two Howler B Special' notice has just reached mm ♦f two excellent schoolboy howlers. The first Is the most idiomatic trans- > tatlon of "Pax in bello," which was rendered "Freedom from indigestion." The second relate* to the .well-known historical incident of Queen Elizabeth and Sir Walter Raleigh's cloafi. After , describing the scene> the pupil made the queen say: - "Sir Walter, I am afraid I have dirtied your cloak." "Dien et mon droit," replied Sir Wal ter, which means In English, 'My Q—d, foa ar»*xi*btlll_ - 1 ft - • " Cat Has Gained Feme w» Weather Prophet Ever since the total eclipse of tha sun scientists, storekeepers and post* ■ boys in Middletown, Conn., have had % I wholesome respect for I the meteorological cat of East Hao>p ton, which has been offered to Presl. dent Coolldge by Its owner, Louis James, the Boston Transcript says. J eat predicted -fair weather for i the eclipse when all th# astronomers I who came to Mlddletown to set up their Instruments to view the eclipse , were getting cold feet ana- taking out rain insurance to protect their expedl i tions from loss If the rain should coma on> that day. The success of Weather vane s prediction on that occasion won : him name and fame as surely as did I the prediction of the 1888 blizzard for late Horace Johnson of Mlddla Haddam. "VVeathervane was a foundling and was picked up by Kills Hughes of East Hiyppton and takfen to a warehouse in .-"fTiat village. Mr. Hughes told Richard Gillon, an employee, to give the cak a | bed of blankets and to allow if the run of the warehouse. Mr. Hughes now claims he showed the cat a therm6m eter, and declared that Is what stirred ' the meteorological instincts of the anl mul. I Later £onls James took the cat home to his wife, who gave It some catnip and three meals a day. The cat thrived under this treatment and soon began to predict the weather with \ success that bade fair to rival that of the United States weather bure&u. I Those who have learned to decode the cat's forecasts say he is unerring in his predictions. For several years now he has been giving valuable dopa on the weather. This is done by man nerisms and 'purrings as weather changes Impend. Strong, rhythmic purrings forecast fair weather. Con tortions announce sudden changes. A haughty attitude Indicates a frost. If the cat Insists upon rolling over there will be ice or snow. Weathervane is not handsome and does not take to many people. A great many; however, now come tp the James house to find out what the weather is to be. Radium in Trash Heap A needle containing SI,OOO worth I of milium was lost four days from the j operating room of St. Michael's hospi tal In Newark, N. J. it was missed after an operation, and doctors took X-ray photographs of the patient un der the belief that the needle, which Is no longer than a very small sewing needle, might have remained in the wound. After further search a radium company of Orange, volunteered usa of a detecting device. When the In strument, which has a dial on which a hand swings wheri radium Is near, i ivas first tried in the operating room, the hand did not move. Then someone suggested that the incinerator, where 1 as the device was brought close to the Incinerator, the hand swung arotmd. Police and hospital attaches sifted the ashes and found the needle. Not ■Entirely Impeccable Amonfe recent episcopal stories Is on« of a dinner party given by the bishop of London. According ts Mrs. Stirling, author of ."Life's Little Day": "Dean Inge was dining with the blsh- • op of London, and among others pres , eut was the bishop of Winchester. Wines and liquors were handM rourfd, and bot'i London and Winchester waved them away. The dean took champagne, port and liquor. Then ci gars were handed round. 'No, thank you,' aaid London. 'Not for my salT Winchester. The dean helped himself to a cigar, lighting It placidly, leaned across td Sir Lewis Cowatt, K. C., , and indicating his companions, ob served, deprecatjngly: ■But they have other vices I'" Asparagus Eating I "The hardest Job I hare at the dl» ner table Is eating asparagus," said a i Hazel wood avenue resident. "I never"' know Just how to approach It My j wife Insists that I Impale esch stalk j on my fork and eat from the top j backward toward the base. I have • heard that the proper wsy Is to sever the tip from the base with a knife and then fork the tip In. Another method 1 recommended Is to use the forte only In separating the tip. What I like to do Is to eat It with my flngera. I , wish someone would lay down a set rule for this task. I'm sure the rule ' would make everyone happy—partlco» 1 larly If It allowed the use of the fln> 1 gers and the complete dismissal of the I cutlery."—Detroit New*. Why Feline» Purr The purring sound made by rati l« made by throwing the vocal cords Inte vibration measured and regulated by the respiration, and thli' vibration la strong enough to make the whole larynx tremble so that it may be felt or seen from the ontslde. Purring Is highly characteristic of the cat though probably not confined tost. It la usually the means by whlcli these felines show contentment SJVED FOR YEARS AFTER HIS "DEATfI* Bale and hearty at the age of felghty five years, having celebrated his birth* day with a party, School Tax Collec tor Bdward H. Fnry a day later ob served the slxtyfint anniversary of his "death," the Bnffslo Neva saya. It waa on May 6, ISM, that Mr. Frary waa left an the battlefeld tor dead. Serving with A. Mia*, ty seventh New York volunteer Infan try, Mr. Fnry waa wounded by a mlnnle ball penetrating hla neck in the Battle of the Wilderness. The ballet passed through hla body In such a way that It fractured a rib. Injured the spinal cord, severed the nerve leading to the left ana and finally lodged In the upper part of hla left long. Un conscious, ha was left on the Add for dead, hot waa picked up many hours later when ha regained con&ousness and carried several miles to a hospital, from which ha was discharged after three months. Be waa wounded just an hoar before General Wadsworth, grandfather of United States Senator James W. Wadsworth of Geneaeo, was killed. Experts at Work on New Potato Species Tht homely Irish potato may soon lose Its simplicity and adopt sophisti cated foreign manners If experiments now being conducted by the United States Department of Agricaltnre suc ceed, according to a bulletin Issued by the department. - Agricultural explorers have brought from the high Andes of Colombia and Peru rare varieties of potatoes that have a flesh as yellow as butter and a delicious nutty flavor. The tubers are a little smaller than the North, Amer ican variety. Experts of life depart ment now are "rl4 grossing the new Andean potato wtth the common "spud." It Is hoped thai new forms will be develoyed that will combine the flavor and color of the nrf iili potato with the sice and reliability of the North American tuber and one that will be readily adaptable to the cli mate of tbe United States. Bay Lesg, editor of the Hearsfs International . Cosmopolitan tells why he doesnt believe In lack. Ha thinks every mail gets about what he deserves, in proof he teUs a story in which Sam Harris, theatrical pro ducer, points the meal: "Luck may be 5 per cent of life, but the other 85 per cent—which || what's.ln the man—always decides the outcome. I've met thousands of people everywhere, Ih every walk of life, and I never knew one who got much mere or lear than ha deserved. When a chap knows medicine and Europe and flve languages, and still is s waiter, somethings wrongl" 1 Cynicml Farmeri The 160,000,000 gifts of James B. Duke and George Bfcstman to the American people led Goorge Jay Gould to «ay oa dlsembarldng from the Stance: "Gifts Ilka these clear the mlad •€ cyndsm. I bare Just com* from Franca, where even tbo farmers are cynics. The French JEaiiiag, if then ■was A Duke or an Bsstraaa rver thsa, wouldn't aay cynically of friendship! "'Friends stick to yoa Ilka your shadow. hot only when the sua shines.' ■» , ; All Hit Ttqth mt fjs , At the ace of ono hundred and six* teen years Ramon Gomes recently died In Spain and although he *ad been a hardworking farmhand all his mature life, and was subjected to the handicap of having few facilities for dental and medical care compared with residents In the cities, he had all of his teeth at the time ha died. He was not bald. Ha bad never left his na tive village, and bad never seen an , automobile, railway trato or telephone. Paper Airplmnm What promises to bet a great Im provement In the construction of air planes Is the use of papter In building the fuselage which Is safd to have tba strength of wood and cfcher material used for the purpose, but with * great decrease In the wetgMt; which, of coarse, Is a considerable' advantage. The navy Is making tests of the use of paper in this connection snd the trials so far have Indicated that the change will be a very deaftshla ma Evoiaiion I bailer* that today la better than yesterday, and that tomorrow vDI be better than today.—George F, Hear. Til Better It ia better to be brake tbfcn never to bate loved at alL—Jolfna Hop Una Black and Bine Jay. 1 Pets and Pedtt • To ffet rid of fleas, make a plflowai sweet fern, pot It where your cat P* dotf sleeps, and they wfl| Spanish Swamp Home of Wild Camel Herd Wlid camels exist In western Eu rope, within two days' Journey from Piccadilly circus, writes a .corre spondent, of the London Mall. There •re a considerable Dumber of them in this mysterious "colony," but no one knows exactly how many. To survive they have actually become serai aquatic. . • Up the Guadalquivir In Andalusia Is the dreariest mularlal swamp in Spain, and perhaps In the world, an endless vista of waterlogged wilderness, brok en only by occasional low Islands cov ered with willow scrub. Here, among enormous flocks of gulls and greylag goose, teal, widgeon, pochard and mal lard, dwell the outlaw camels. In an other {1 ve years the colony will have completed a century of life In western Europe. Their ancestors were brought over from Africa In 1829 by the' Mar quis d» Viilafranca for farm work. Vlllafranca'B horses panicked, how ever, as horses will unless carefully "acclimatized" to camel, and there were some nasty accidents. Rather than have the work of his estates op set by labor trouble, the marquis turned his camels loose. Some were killed. jThe descendants of those who took "marlsma" survived. Vision of Cookhoute j Read* Like Gulliver In Paul Bunyan's camp there was a treat coekhouse with a kitchen like another Mammoth cave, and a dining hall wherein, under huge and lofty beams, the tables were ranged like the rank* of an army corps .drawn up for parade on a'plain. Here' were served breakfasts of bam and eggs and hot cakes, and huge and Incomparable Sunday dinners and the simpler week day meals of which the* coffee was most highly praised, writes James Stephens In the American Mercury. Paul Banyan Invented a machine for the mixing of the hot-cake batter, eo perfectly devised that paving contrac tors now employ small models of It for mixing cement. The range on whicb -a battalion of cooks fried the not cakes was greased by a ski champion from Norway, who skied to and from with sides of bacon strapped to his feet And that the men In the far end of the s>okhouse might be served before the hot cakes cooled, the flunkies speeded on roller skates. It required a crew of 11 teamsters with tenms and scrapers to keep the yard back of the cookhouse cleared of coffee grounds snd egg shells. Krrbau'a Sensitive Note Malay bull fights are not like those " we are accustomed to read about, a writer in the Youth's Companion tells as. The contestants are generally water buffaloes—animals that, says Mr. Carveth Wells In Asia, the Malays call kcrban. A keriiou, or carabao, as It Is often written In English, makes, continues Mr. Wells, a white man's life miser able because he does not like the white man's smell, though he doesn't mind tfie small of a Chinese or a ' Malay. If yon think yon have no smell. Just go rfear a kerban I He not only sees you a long way eft, but he Instantly begins to sniff the air. Then be lays his ears back and rashes at yon. I remember once being chased ont of a rice field by a kerban. The rice was growing tn deep mud, and I was rushing along np to my knees, with the great animal floundering be hind me. , While I was shrieking for help a little Malay boy about four years old and quite naked ran up, caught the bull by the nose and led him away! Never In my life bad I ■ IWt such a fool 1 » Nature?* Witdom The decree of battle is not alone Um pire's means for the development of animal and vegetable strength and per fection, bat she arranges for the de velopment of armaments and lighting and defense appliances to meet every Improvement In the status of any ape dee. 'Works on biology teem with examples showing the manner In Which the mechanism 4f Mend el lan ieredlty works. Preserving Books The simplest way to prevent mU* dewing of books 1* to keep the leather Is a well-ventilated and well-lighted place, preferably one exposed to the sunlight. Mildew cannot make modi headway in . sunshine. When mildew develops-it should be washed off with soap and warm water, or simply wiped sC with a moist doth, drying the Isathwr well afterward. Might in'the Jungle The lion, noted aa being the noblest ef the-Jungle's beasts. Is, of course," a mighty hunter. His ferocity is pro verbial. Ail 'animals as well as man become Its victims. The African but f*lo. however, is often Its master, and elephants sometimes are able to over power both lions snd all members of tiger family. _ NO. 2 Xl-ItK.M- HKAI.TU EDUCATION. ' N. C. STATE BOARD OF HEALTH MEASLES i The specific virus causing measles las not yet been isolated but it baa, been oonclualvely proven that the causative organism is present and: will pass tbrongb an exceedingly fine Biter. It is found to be present In the secretions from the ndse and pharynx twenty-four hours before tbe appear ance of the raah and to remain pres ent a day or two after the rash dis appears. i « Measles is perhaps the most easily transmissible of all the contagious diseases and is contagious from the beginning of the first catarrhal symp toms throughout the duration of the rash. Tbe most infective period is tbe first twenty-four hours of the frash. One attack produces an immunity which in nearly all cases is perman ent. • 4 , . The disease is transmitted either directly by droplet spray in sneezing, coughing or talking or - indirectly through objects freshly contaminated by snch secretions. Outside the hu man body, the virus does not live long and contaminated objects under ordi nary conditions are a menace for s period not exceeding twenty-four hours. Persons of all ages who have never had measles are susceptible but the age of greatest incidence is about six or seven years. Deaths trom measles, are in young children, M per cent under two years and 90 per cent under five years of age. Measles at first appears very much like a common cold except the child Is somewhat sicker than would be ex pected. If a child is sick with an ap parently severe cold and has a tem perature of 101 degrees, measles must be considered, especially If the eyes are red and watery and there is s severe cough. An apparent improve ment the child's condition frequent ly happens Just preceding the appear ance of the rash. The greatest dan ger from measles, especially In the older children, is from the complica tions/ These are of two general types, (1) Invasion of the upper respiratory tract causing pneumonia, otitis, mas toditis and meningitis, and, (2) dis turbances of the alimentary tract caus ing diarrhoea, enteritis and ~dysec tary. No method of vaccination has yet been perfected but the use of conva lescent serum has proven very help ful. " In Something of a Harry Every trade has Its stock of well known yarns, but occasionally a new one does occur, only, alas, in time to become a classic. A certain well* know newspaper man was holding forth to a group of writers, among whom was a rather fiamous novelist. The journalist was saying that he had recently been engaged in revising the obituaries held In readiness by his paper. Turning to the novelist, he add ed Jocosely: "Tve Just been'writing you up.** Bnt tbe novelist, apparently, had not been following very closely, and waking up with a start, he asked eagerly: "When is It going to be pub lished?" * Engelmann Spruce Valuable In its fullest development, Engel mann spruce becomes a large tree, a hundred feet or more in height and three feet or more in diameter, with a smooth, straight and only slightly tapered trunk. Great quantities of Engelmann spruce are cut for lumber. The wood Is soft and straight-grained and is used for various contraction purposes, as telegraph and telephone poles, as mine timbers, for the con struction of log buildings, and to £ome extent as lumber for interior finish. In contrast with the only other spruce in Rocky Mountain National park, Engelmann spruce is of considerable Importance commercially. ' Lesson in Correct Speech A minister forgftt to take his ser mon to church, and his wife, discover ing the mistake, sent it to him in the charge of a stpall boy, who was to receive a quarter for the Job. In due course the boy returned tat the money. "You delivered the sermon, did you?" he was asked by the minister*! wife. t «I jes give it to him; he's deliver!* 1 It himself," he answered. 1 Uncertain i Clerk of the Court— "Do you plead, - 'guilty or pot guilty?" Patrick— j -Sure, I'll have to heat the evident*

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