VOL. LIT
SUCCESS NOT
HE HAD
Seemingly Possible to fay
Too Much for It.
There once was a man who pegged
along In an ordinary way, earning his
bread and placidly enjoying his ob
scurity. He ate, worked and slept.
That was the whole of his life, and
so he might have continued to live If
he had not read a gfc-getter article In
one of the go-getter magazines.
Having read the article, he was
filled with a great ambition to become
a success and enjoy all the wonderful
things that are reserved for success
ful men.
Success, of course, meant getting
money; and money he got. The meth
od of getting It was not unusual or
spectacular; he simply made a better
mousetrap.
When he had a million dollars In
the bank and a mousetrap factory
with seven acres of floor space, he
leaned back in his swivel chair and
said to Ills soul: "We are there.
Now we shall begin to enjoy all those
peculiar advantages that kind fortune
bestows upon those who arrive."
That ends that part of the story.
He really and truly was a success, ac
cording to all orthodox standards.
The remainder of the story has to
do with the peculiar advantages he
enjoyed.
He received 86,742 begging letters.
He was Invited to head 631 sub
scription lists to raise funds for as
many peculiar purposes.
His clipping bureau sent him an ag
gregate of nine columns a day; In
seven-tenths of the cllppliigs his name
was spelled wrong.
Congress appointed a committee to
investigate him.
He got an average of 32 Invitations
eacli week to quit his affairs and make
talks to Klwanls and Rotary clubs.
lie helped a woman to her feet on a
slippery walk and was sued by her
husband, who demanded $50,000 for
alienation of the woman's affections.
Federal agents filled with a zeal to
"get" him for, tax dodging prowled
about his office.
When he got off a train, dead tired
and Irritable, 40 reporters wished to
know what he thought of their town
and he set his teeth hard and lied
like a gentleman.
And at last, In desperation, he
checked out his million and dumped
It In the bay, burned his factory and
got a Job using a pick and shovel. —
Baltimore Sun.
Carrying it Too Fat
Judge Xenophon Hicks of Knox
vllle said In criticism of a foolish antl
vlce crusade:
"These people carry the thing too
far. They remind me o/ a contractor
who was hired to build for a medical
college a storage room where the ca
davers, or corpses for dissection,
could be kept.
"Well, when the dean of the college
went to Inspect the contractor's work
he gave a start of surprise and said:
'"How is this, man? You've built
two rooms for our cadavers. I only
ordered one.'
" 'I know you only ordered one, but
I built two, of course, said the con
tractor stiffly. "Decency, doctor, de
cency. The sexes must be kept
apart.'"
Woman's Important Position
Dame Adelaide Anderson, who Is
accompanying Lord Wllllngdon and
Prof. W. E. Soothlll to China as a
member of the commission which Is
to determine how the remaining Boxer
indemnity payments due Great Britain
are to be expended In China for the
betterment of education, Is an Aus
tralian, but was educated In England
and has had a long and varied career
as an educator and sociologist. So he
was graduated from Glrton college,
Cambridge, and for many years was
connected with the home office as
principal woman Inspector of factories.
She has held many offices which
had to do with the study of child la- ,
bor. Professor Soothlll Is professor of
Chinese at Oxford and was for many
years a missionary In China.
Little Money; Much Worh
Trouble is beginning to develop
among Shanghai's humblest class of
workers—the lowly ricksha coolies.
Always living on the slender edge of
starvation they see Increased hard
ships in the schedule for hire rates,
which are to be raised to 85 cents,
Mexican, a day—an increase of 5
cents over the present rate. Although
•eemlngly small this additional B cents
oomg big to the coolies. But It means
that the coolie mnst get another fare
each day and run at least another
alf mile to make up for the pay In-
Coolies rent their vehicles by
he day and work day and night In
he native city ricksha owners are
Reported to have raised their sched
ules io ®fld cents.
Forward March
Not much use In looking ahead un
less you go ahead.—Boston Transcript
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THE ALAMANCE I GLEANER
*««•* Becomes m Vin,
Plants do not need the ultraviolet
rays of the sun, as do nniipflio Nor
| mal plants were grown where the rays
were completely shut out. feat wheft
glass excluded the sun's blue rays as
well, then the plants became spindling,
and when the green rays also were cut
out the plants became still taller and
thinner, with cupped leaves, tfhe
bushy soy bean became a twining vine
as a result of losing the violet, blue
and green rays of the sun.
Wor Id's Wettest Spot
The weatber bureau says that, so
far as known at the present time, the
heaviest precipitation occurs on the
southern slopes of the Himalaya moun
tains In northern India. Here during
the monsoon period, usually from May
to September, Inclusive, the heaviest
rainfall has been recorded. At Cher
rapunjl In this region, tfie average an
nual precipitation is about 40 feet, or
slightly less than 600 inches.
Freak Name for Children
Perennial youth was wished upon
their daughter In a somewhat unat
tractive form by the unwise American
parents of poor little Notsovery Olde.
Other American oddities of personal
nomenclature, collected from newspa
per notices during the last five or six
years, include, for girls, the names of
Wisteria Vine, Gay Bird, Lucky Starr
and Frisk le Foote.
Female Spiders Rule
The spiders have long had "woman's
rights." The females run things and
do all the work. The males don't
amount to anything, and, being smaller
than the females and not so strong,
they have to look sharp not to be
eaten up, for the mother spider likes
nothing better than a Juicy male spider
for dinner.
Beaver Meat Palatable
The body meat of the beaver has
rattier a gamy flavor, but If properly
cared for and cooked is excellent, and
was generally preferred by trappers
to any other game, even in the early
days when buffalo, elk and deer were
abundant. The tall is fatty tissue, very
rich and palatable, and considered a
great delicacy.
Bird Widows Don't Mourn
In bird world, widowhood does not
for long interfere, with the rearing of
a family. William Lyon, president of
the Inland Blrd-Bandlng association,
saw the mate of a wren killed. Twen
ty minutes after Its death, lirs. Wren
returned to her nest with a new mate.
Weekly.
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Evil of Prejudice
It Is no exaggeration to say that
the greatest obstacle to human prog
ress along every line Is to be found In
human prejudices. It Is our prejudices
that blind us to the truth, and it Is
truth alone that can ever make men
free. —John Herman Randall.
Survives 2,000 Years
After 2,000 years, the cement lining
of the Pont du Gard— an aqueduct
built in southern France by the an
cient Romans—ls harder than when
built, and form marks on concrete
foundations in the forum at Rome are
■till as distinct as ever.
Artificial Silk Popular
The output of artificial silk In 1025
was about 185,000,000 pounds. The
product has become very popular and
Is putting up strong competition with
real silk. It was invented by Count de
Chardonnet in 1889.
Origin of Linoleum Idea
The idea of using linseed oil In mak
ing flooring Is said to have come to the
Inventor of linoleum by observing that
the thin film which forms on the top
of paint Is very tough and elastic.
Sound Advice
"Senator, what la your advice to a
young man starting In public life?"
"Don't have too many whereases be
fore you get to the therefore."—
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Fearsome African Curse
Priestesses who are credited with
the power of destroying enemies
by cursing at them are regarded with
great awe by one of the natlTe tribes
In central Africa.
Surely a Lifetime Pet
It Is said that the whale lives to be
about 400 years old. People who dis
like the Idea of parting with a pet
should procure a young whale.
Uncle Eben
"Religion," said Uncle Eben, "Is a
great comfort, until yon begins to ar
gue about it wif de neighbors."—
Washington Star.
America Uses Much Timber
North America, with one-twelfth of
the world's people. usesLaboot one-half
of an the timber consumed In the
world.
GRAHAM, N. C., THURSDAY. ' APRIL 15, 1926.
Graceful Garment Is
Latin-American Ruana
The ruana Is the Colombian equlva-
I lent of the poncho, so widely used
■ elsewhere in Latin America. It is
somewhat less ample than the latter,
I measuring usually four to five feet
In diameter; it Is square and made
of two strips of native woolen cloth
sewed together, leaving a silt in the
center through which the hend of the
wearer can be thrust. -\
My description may not give the
Impression of an elaborate, nor yet
an elegant, garment; but I have never
seen anything more expressive of un
affected grace than the manner in
which a country gentleman of the
i Colombian Andes dons his ruana when
mounting for his morning ride about
the hacienda. With one hand he
gathers up the folds and opens the
slit in the center; then with a ma
jestic toss he throws it over his head,
allowing folds to fall upon his
back and shoulders. If the weather
is fair, lie turns up the two corners
In front and drops them over each
shoulder.
FOr the cold winds and drizzling
rains of the high Andes, there is no
better garment than the ruana, un
less It be the woolen poncho of
'Ecuador, thicker and larger, to meet
the more rigorous climate to which
Its wearer is exposed. It is warm, it
keeps out the rain, and at night It
serves as a grateful addition to the
slender allotment of blankets sup
plied by most Andean inns.—v'ilson
Popeno in the National Geographic
Magazine.
Dan Beard Organized
American Boy Scouts
The experiences of Lieut. Gen. Sir
Robert S. S. Baden Powell of the
British army with boys as messengers
during the Boer war in South Africa
so impressed him that lie came later
to devote almost his entire time to
work with boys. He organized tho
boy scouts in England, aud from there
the niovement spread to most other
countries, and the membership has •
grown until It now includes millions
of boys.
"The boys' general,'* however, free
ly acknowledged his debt to move
ments of a similar character In the
United States. And so, although the
Boy Sconts of America were not in
corporated until 1910, which was some
little time after the British organiza
tion had been forniod, the scouts in
this country really date to a boys'
organization founded by Daniel Carter
Beard—Dan Beu-d—about 1905. This
body became, with another founded
by Ernest Thompson Seton, the foun
dation of the American scouts.
Learning
"I guess I'm the butt of a family
Joke that will go down to future gen
erations under the title, "The Fable of
the Unwashed Dishes and Lemon
Bath Soap," a rueful young husband
related. "It came about because of
my wife, who had been hoping for
months that she would come back
some afternoon and flnd the luncheon
dishes washed. So the other day I
decided to surprise her, and started
out to wash 'em. I had the water all
heated and the dishes In the pan be
fore I thought of soap, and then I
went Into the bathroom and picked
up a cake of bath soap. It was good
soap: it made the dishes shine like
china; but before I finished, my wife
came home, and I found I was using
her own particular and expensive batli
soap. Apparently she was more sur- j
prised than pleased, so I've decided
to follow the moral of the tale In the
future —'Be careful how you please
your wife.'"—Detroit News.
Colonies Classified
In 1690 the American colonies were
divided under the following classlfica- \
tlons: Royal, proprietary and repub- ,
lican. The classification Is based upon j
the three different methods by which
their governors obtained office. At
this date the following colonies were J
royal: New Hampshire, Massachu- ;
setts, New York, Virginia and Maryland !
(temporarily). The proprietary colo- j
nles were-Pennsylvania, Delaware, New
Jersey and the-Carollnas. Of the lat
ter group only the first two remained
proprietary. The rest became royal,
while Maryland was restored to the
Baltimore family. Rhode Island and
Connecticut alone retained their elec
tive governors and so may be classed
as republican.
Hot Bowlders Make Bath
The Currier Indians along the
Thompson river, in British Columbia,
have a crude Turkish bath. They roll
big bowlders Into a blazing bonfire
until they are very hot, and then they
roll them back Into tbelr homes, shut
the doors and after divesting them
selves of clothes, lie on a cot n*nr
the large bested atones. The effect
Is that of a Turkish bath. To top off
the bath the "bathers" take a quick
and brief plunge into the river for
what corresponds to the cold shower
of civilization.
Ancient Methods of
Heating and Lighting
The time when man's curiosity and
courage first enabled him to investi
gate the phenomena of lire was cer
tainly not less than 35,000 years ago.
It probably happened In Europe during .
the Glacial age.
One of the earliest methods was by
twirling a pointed stick In a hole. In
dry wood, leading to the hearth flita.-}
This was followed by the shell lamp— ,
8* shell filled with animal fats or fish
oil, with grass or moss as the wick. j
The oldest bronze lamp known was
found in Cyprus, and is probably 4,000
years old. In Homer's Odyssey the
use of three braziers In the palace to
give light Is mentioned—a method
made possible by the fact that roofs
wero commonly open in those days. j
Coming to more recent times, the
cresset, a species of cage filled with
old rope smeared with pitch, was in
use.
Candles were first Introduced by the ;
Phoenicians about 1000 years B. C.,
after which they became the regular
indoor illuminant. About 400 B. C.
candles In all the chief countries of
Europe were displaced by oil lamps '
of clay and bronze and did not return
to common use for a thousand years.
The first friction match (the luclfer)
was not invented until 1827, and a box
of fifty cost half a crown (00 cents).
The Introduction of the Swedish safety
match dates to about fifty years ago.—
London Tlt-Blts.
Winter Rains Stored
for Time of Drought
In southern California, where land
without water is worth little, various
means have to be adopted to conserve
the winter rainfall for the dry sum
mer months. From May till October
landowners depend on the underground
water supply. a
A recent development has been the
construction of a vast natural "sponge"
destined to hold the flood waters from
the great canyons in the district The
water from the melting snow or rains
is distributed over nearly 800 acres of
rock and sandy land, covered from end
to end with sage bushes. This area
has been Intersected by specially con
structed ditches, with concrete distrib
uting gates, by means of which the
water is kept circulating, Instead of
pouring away to waste.
At the height of the season this "won
derful "sponge" soaks up not less than
100,000 Inches of rain, all of which
can be pumped to the surface when re
quired.
Official Sauerkraut
A definition and standard for sauer
kraut has been adopted by the secre
tary of agriculture as a guide for the
officials of the department In the en
forcement of the federal food and
drugs act, upon the recommendation
of the Joint committee on definitions
and standards, as follows: "Sauer
kraut Is the clean, sound product, of
characteristic acid flavor, obtained by
the full fermentation, chiefly lactic,
of properly prepared and shredded
cabbage' In the presence of not less
than 2 per cent nor more than 3 per
cent of salt. It contains upon com
pletion of the fermentation, not less
than 1% per cent of acid, expressed
as lactic acid- Sauerkraut which has
been rebrlned In the process of can
ning or repacking contains not less
than 1 per cent of acid expressed as
lactic add."
"Laborer" Was Right
Getting one's name on the voting list
in an outlying town in Massachusetts
for the first time is a serious ceremony,
yet with touches of humor. For In
stance, one lady was asked what her
occupation was and she replied
"Housewife." Whereupon the regis
trar volunteered this one: "I asked
this question of one woman and she re
plied, 'Laborer.' " The registrar, some
what puzzled, again queried, "What
kind of labor?" The woman replied,
"Well, I'm home all day."—Christian
Science Monitor.
'
Another Diplomat
Five-year-old William, the son of
religious parents, has been taught
that Sunday Is not a day for piny.
One Sunday his mother was sur
prised and horrified to find him sail
ing his toy boat In the bathtub.
"William I" she exclaimed. "Don't
you know it's wicked to sail boats on
Sunday?"
"Now don't get excited, mother,"
was the culm reply. "This Isn't any
pleasure excursion. This Is a mission
ary boat going to darkest Africa."—
The Open Road.
Probable Reason
"Weill well! -Look st that fWTow
running and turning his bead flrftt
one way, then the other, as he flees!"
exclaimed a guest. "What do you
suppose he is doing that for?"
-Not knowing the gent can't say
for certain," replied the landlord of
the tavern at Peeweecuddybump, •'but
prob'iy it is b'cuz he ain't abto to tnrn
It both ways at once."—Kansas CUy
Times.
HOME, DAD AND THE BOY
• By FRANK H. CHELEY
Blcan Boy's best interests ought to
i wo Id there be if every Dad was s
Of Dads there are fifty-seven va-
Of course, if there were no Dads,
ail, "a father is an admirable per
sine of energy which ahould be ex
ploded worth-while job,
pop of tbelr own accord, but most
of them will need to be drawn out
The real Dad gets bold of his
* - - boy by as many handles is pos
sible, and begins the long job of
"l NEVER. WAS A BOY BUT training him to get along without
him.
(® V. H. Chelejr, Denver, Colo.)
PIGEON HERO OF
GREAT WAR DEAD
A hero of the late war, cited in an
order of the army and decorated for
exceptional bravery at Verdun, died
recently of old age. He was ten years
old, says Our Dumb Animals.
"His name was Carrier Pigeon No.
19314 A. F. and attached to one of his
legs he proudly wore a ring, equiva
lent to the medalile milltalre, awarded
to him In June, 1916, with the follow
ing citation:
"On three different occasions, dur
ing the battle of Verdun, under heavy
fire. Insured the rapid transport of
very Important messages. In particu
lar carried to headquarters the com
munications of Major Raynal, defend
er of Fort Vaux, on June 3, 1916, at a
time when the major's troops, com
pletely surrounded, were deprived of
any other means of communication.
The flights were done under most un
favorable atmospheric conditions."
Since the armistice the pigeon had
been kept as an honored hero In the
army dovecotes.
ASSORTED
Genius recognises nothing bat
genius.
Forethought is easy; it Is the after
thought that scratches.
Any man who waits for something
to show up has a lifetime Job.
If you draw a pistol at a raffle then
Is no harm done.
All things come with the waiter who
serves an order of hash.
To please some men just tell them
that they look like actors.
A girl Is never in love if she knows
why.
The man after a woman's heart may
not want it
Husband and wife never argue with
each other—they simply dispute.
Economy consists in knowing how to
get others to supply your wants.
Many a man's tongue shakes out his
master's undoing.—Shakespeare.
There Is no killing suspicion that
deceit has once begotten.—George
Eliot.
Keep thy heart with ail diligence,
for out of It are the issues of life.—
Bible.
Rich men without wisdom and learn
ing are called sheep with golden
fleeces.—Solon.
The wise man doesn't wait fee for
tune to knock at his door; he coos out
to meet it.
An egotist Is a man who thinks that
the world thinks as much of him as
be does himself.
Foiling Mailbox Thief ..
A favorite trick of tho letter-boi
thief Is to flsh through the slot with
a piece of string, on the end of which
Is a weight smeared with ad heelvo thai
sticks to the letters, saya Popular
Science Monthly.
To foil bis efforts there recently has
been devised n screen of steel prongs
screwed lnslije the box just above the
slot The prongs make It practically
Impossible to pull a letter through the
slot, although It is easy enoofn fee
tho postman to Insert the letter.
Remedy for Scaly Leg
Scaly leg Js a common summer d!»
ease among poultry- It Is caused by
s small paraalte that borrows Into
the scales of the bird's leg, causing
them to protrude. One good way to
cure It Is to fill an empty fruit can
with cost oil and keep the legs of the
bird Immersed in this for a few min
utes. If this Is done twice a week for
a month it will nsnally kill the para
sites, but It is well.to supplement this
treatment by using lard as an
ment for the legs.
Would Divorce Politics
From City Government
One feature of the recent meeting in
Boston of the National Municipal
league was the recognition of the need
In American cities of more businesslike
forms of government A fsct that has
been receiving much emphasis lately
was given particular attention s it was
that the task of running a city Is pri
marily a business and not a political
undertaking. There was reference to
the enormous expenditures that are be
ing made by practically all the leading
centers of the country and to the waste
and inefficiency that political control '
of city affairs has entailed.
Many of the speakers at the league
sessions believed a remedy for this sit
uation bad been found in the manager
plun of municipal government. Tbey ■
saw in that plan, as It has been adopt
ed In Cleveland, one of the largest of
American cities, a release from the
traditional and unsatisfactory ward
system, from the antiquated two-h»use
council and from undue partisanship
In the selection of council members
There was a feeling of confidence that
this plan, which permitted appointment
by the people's representatives of an *
able executive head fo»tbe city, wonld '
prove as effective In a large center as ;
It bad proved In hundreds of smaller j
cities of the Cnlted States.— Kansas
City Star.
Radio Plumber
There was something wrong with
the radio, snd Tomklna bad called in
a friend, an amateur wireless export j
to advise him. It did not take tho
latter long to discover the seat of tha
trouble.
"It's qulto an ordinary fault," he
Informed Tomklna "Your aerial Is
leaking."
"Leaking," repeated Mrs. Tomklna. '
who was taking an Intelligent Inter
est In the proceedings, "What a pity 1
we didn't know yesterday, when tha '
plumber was here I"—Tlt-Blts.
An Illustrator
The late Guernsey Moore, tho art-,
Ist disliked illustrations that did not ,
accurately follow the tot they were '
supposed to Uluatrate.
"I was talking to a famous lllus
trator the other day," Mr. Moore said ,
In Oormantown. "and I asked him this 1
question:
"Penn, what is the most interesting .
story you ever Illustrated?"
"'Dunno,' said Penn. 'Never read
any of 'em.'"
Will Vaccinate Plants
Experiments to make trees and.
plants Immune from dlsesse by vac- j
dnatlon and so reduce the cost of.
food production are to be tried soon ,
under the direction of Pro! Robert
A. Harper of Columbia university, j
says Popular Science Monthly. A plant
clinic will be established for the ex
perimental control of dlseaaes by se
rums and vaccines.
Such Is Fatet
When the Titanic went down In
1912, Oscar Palmquist of New York
saved himself by swimming sbout for
hours In Icy waters until picked np
by a rescue ship.
Recently Palmquist fell Inte Ave feet
ot water In Beardsley park at Bridge
port Conn., and was drowned.
Hew T aileries Name
Tha famous French royal palace,
the Twileries, In Paris, took Its name
from tile yards, tuilerles, near or on
the site of which It wan built These
tile yams dated from abont the Thir
teenth century.
NO. id
iM \«J flllUuS
BUREAU OF HEALTH ®DUCATB
S. C. STATE BOARD OF
TYPHOID FEVER
[WgHE apecifle organism call
■ HI typhoid fever must enterH
■ flj system through the mofl
BJH There la no other known I
whereby this disss— ■«
contracted. One* entering the qa
these germs choose the lyntflfl
glands, especially (he small lym]fl
tic glands of the Intestines eafl
Payer's glands or Peysr*s pabfl
(These glands take this name ■
cause they were first described!
Johann Conrad Payer, a Swim saH
mist about the year 1700).
these Intestinal lyiqphatle gttfl
and the bone marrow, gall-bladdfl
and perhaps, also the spleen, tfl
act as reservoirs for the growing fl
multiplying of typhoid germ*, s
Prom these reservoirs these baeiH
are Uken np into the blood stnfl
even before the symptoms of the I
ease are manifest. They do not d
tipiy in the blood stream bet jfl
there, rapidly destroyed. It is pfl
ably this destruction which tons IsiH
in the system the toxins which j|H
rise to the fever and other syapfifl
of the disease. An »«■ of I
blood will disclose these gerase vl
early in the disease. As the srifl
prepares the antitoxin f thl
germs they disappear frost the bkfl
as the disease progresses^
The germs are discharged from fl
body in the stools and the afl
Those from the gall-bladder and tymfl
glands into the intestine and let fl
and those from the blood the lfl
neys and urine. They are usaaßy ifl
found in either of these sources ufl
after the first week of the
symptoms.
Although nature has prepared In tfl
system of the convalescent nfldfl
aatttOTin to counteract the ioii9
and prevent the ninltiplicati«» of tfl
germs, it very often happens that!
person may carry in the system ffl
months and evea years live pgl
which, whea transferred to aMftl
person who doea not have
mnnity. will pev and —"rfr adfl
cause the disease. Thoae yenaafl
called carriers and these are the sal
who arc the greatest danger to aocta^l
Vaccination will raasc »«*»»• 1
prepare in the system aa aatitoxfl
which will prevent typhoid fmr# 1
Hygienic measures and vacdmlM
•111 eradicate typhoid fever.
WotWm Wettast Spot
Found in Assam HiOfl
Wa often complain about ralifl
weather, but really we do not kasfl
what rain means' One has to go tH
the Khasi hills, in Assam, to sse nil
st its heaviest, for there It cosaej
down in Niagaras. This spot, for ifl
Is not of large extent, rejoices tfl
the name of Cberripnngi, and It A
serves all the other had asm—
can give It. Its annual rainfall aval
ages 458 inches, or Just eighteen time ■
the rainfall of London.
In 1861 Cherrlpongi nearly JosMafl
its average, for In that year 906 IncheH
fell, of which 386 were recorded bl
the month of July! On the 14th da:l
of that month 40 Inches of rats fell
In twenty-four hours, and In the fi*l
days, June 12 to 16, the total reaehsfl
upwards of 114 inches, or more thai I
four times the average annual mtwfSlß
of London.
The heaviest recorded rainfall U I
Great Britain occurred at Breton, ill
Somerset, on June 29, 1017, what Sljl
Inches fell. —Tit-Bits.
English Commonwealth
The name "Commonwealth of Baal
land" Is given In history to the Interim
regnum between the desth of Charles 11
ou January 90. 1648, and the restore-1
tkn of Charles 11, May 8, 1660. Dupl
leg this period of 11 years, the gov I
ernmcnt of England was nominally SI
republic, although In reality s mill- H
tsty despotism, ruled by Oliver Crom-1
well, assisted by s counciL Oa Dei H
cember 16, 1633, Cromwell was made I
lord protector, and held this office foi H
about five years, until his death. Set- ■
tember 3, 1658, when be was succeeded I
by his son, Richard Cromwell, whs I
proved to bs a weak and inefficient!
ruler, and soon retired into private I
life Monarchy was restored in Engh I
land May 8, 1660, and Chartes II re' I
turned to London May 28 of the mad I
year.—Kansas City Star.
"Pyrrhic Victory
Tills phrase Istused to denote S; vlfrj I
lory won at tremendous coat and rev ■
fers to the battle of AsculStu. In which ■
Pynhus, king of Epires. fl
over the Itomans while aiiatiifrjH|||l
such heavy losses that ho is B*id tSfc I
have exclaimed, "Another such victual I
and Pyrvhaa la destroyed,"