Wnerr?'?"
BAIN
Comes
X\7HAT many people call indlges
W tion very often meana excess
acid in the atomach. The stomach
nerves have been over-stimulated,
and food sours. The corrective is an
alkali, which neutralizes the acids
instantly. And the best alkali known
to medical science is Phillips' Milk
of Magnesia.
One spoonful of this harmless,
tasteless alkali in water neutralizes
instantly many times that much
acid, and the symptoms disappear
at once. You will never use crude
methods when once you learn the
efficiency of this. Go, get a small
bottle to try.
Be sure to get the genuine Phillips'
Milk of Magnesia prescribed by
physicians for 50 years in correcting
excess acids. 25c and 50c a bottle
any drug store.
Gam* Subjects of Movies
Moving picture Dims of game sub
jects are being distributed by tbe
Pennsylvania game commission to
theaters within the state. One of
earliest releases presented phases of
ringneck pheasant propagation and
hunting. Views were presented of
bird dogs pointing the birds, the ap
proach of the hunter, the flush, the
kill nnd the retrieve, and other pic
tures of breeding the dogs on the
state farms were included.
What About tbe Noso Ring?
Customer?I want to buy a dia
mond ring.
Sulesmun?lea, sir. Allow me to
show you our combination sets of
three pieces?engagement, wedding
and teething rings. The very latest
thing out, sit.
RESTFUL SLEEP
for FRETFUL,
FEVERISH CHILD
? V/ith Castona's regulation
When your child tosses and cries
out In Ills' sleep. It means he Is not
comfortable. Very often the trouble
Is that poisonous waste matter la not
being carried off as It should be.
Bowels need help?mild, gentle help
?but effective. Just the kind Caa
torln gives. Castoiia is a pure vege
table preparation made specially for
children's ailments. It contains no
harsh, harmful drugs, no narcotics.
Don't let your child's rest?and your
own?be Interrupted. A prompt dose
of Castorla will urge stubborn llttla
bowels to act. Then relaxed comfort
and restful sleep I Genuine Castorla
always has the name:
Practice of Medicine
Swell Patient?Don't you think 1
have traumatic neurosis, doctorT
Fashionable Medico?Not yet. but
ni give you a list of the sumptoma
and you can go home and start work
Ing on them.
An onion a day Is altogether too
. continuous.
Etiquette Is overdone when It says
"Pardon me" too often.
W. N. U, BALTIMORHTNO, 47-1M1.
ONLY ONE OF THEM
HAS RIGHT TO SMILE
It'* Hard to tell whether the turkey
i? showing fright, or whether that fun
ny look ia an attempted emulation of
the broad smile his capturer is wear
ing. But if it is a smile it won't last
long?Thanksgiving day is at hand.
f
ga ggg
Day's True Spirit
Not Ourselves Alone, Is
Thanksgiving Motto.
It J (t tj
f i to
*
Grow fat along with ma
Tht beat it yet to be,
The lait of life for which the first was
made;
The ax is in his hand,
Assassination's planned.
Stand pat, get fat, nor be afraid!
Poor vaunt of life, indeed.
Were Turk but made to feed
On com alone; to seek, to find and
feast.
When feasting ends, to howl
Is this the end of fowl?
Irks care the crop-full bird? No doubt
well soon be fleeced.
Rejoice we are allowed
To grow and yet be proud
To grace the festal board, be stuffed to
.burst.
Be turned upon the spit
Till wa have browned a bit.
Then eaten up with one fell swoop,
that's worst.
So take and eat thy Turk,
Save carcass that may lurk
Amid the gravy's lure; pick clean the
bones.
Next day, pray eat us cold.
Then hash us in a mold.
Soup comes at last, thanks be, to hush
our moans I
?With Many Apologies to Browning.
Like the turkey and the epicureans,
we are prone to eat, drink and be
merry, for tomorrow we may die. We
must have a particular day appointed
In which to give thsmks, lest we for
get We take so much for granted,
accept all the good things of life with
out stopping to count our many bless
ings, or to name them one by one, as
we were admonished In Sunday school
so long ago.
We enjoy years and years of health,
forgetting what a wonderful gift It Is
until Illness lays us low. We accept
our friends who strew our path with
roses and cheer our way with kind
ness nntll one Is gone, and we realise
how much more we might have been
to him. We think we love our chil
dren, but when they have all left the
nest, how gladly would we have them
hack that we might show them how
much more we could prove our love.
The editor of the Outlook, some
years ago, expressed the true spirit of
Thanksgiving so elfectlvely that I
quote him verbatim: "If the end of
society Is to produce the largest num
ber of free human spirits, of generous
hnman hearts, of strong human hands,
of pure human homes, of noble hu
man lives; If the liberation of serfs,
the setting free of those In bondage,
the care and reverence for the man
as a man, the open door to the boy
and girl whose feet are eager to climb,
tha breathing of the breath of life
through a stagnant world, means prog
ress toward the ultimate goal, then let
na reverently thank Ood that we were
.born In an age and In a country In
which It Is our supreme good fortune
not to be ministered unto but to min
ister."
"If w? are to return thnnks." be
goes on to any. "not for onraelree alone
hat for all men: not for work done,
bot for noble chances to work; not for
a finished civilization, lint for the
greater civilization that may be de
veloped ; not for a few choice tplrlta.
hot for the opportunity for all men to
lift themselvea Into the light; not for
things which make for onr own com
fort, but for the things which make
for the henllng of the world: not for
tho life that has been lived, bat for
tho boundless life that Is to be, then
let as thank God that he has given as,
not things but chance of growth; not
comfort bat opportunity of service;
not ease of spirit bat the tolls of the
unselfish life."?Indianapolis News.
THI condemned bird showed no
* signs el a breakdown, bat rose
ssrir atiHl hearty breakfast.
John** Mother
Praise* Doctor
There Isn't a moth
er living who won't
agree that no half
lick child should be
the subject for an
experiment w It h
medicines of uncer
tain merit When
your child Is bilious,
headachy, half-sick, feverish, rest
less, with coated tongue, bad breath,
no appetite or energy, you know that
nine times out ot ten It's a sign his
little stomach and bowels need purg
ing. And when you know that for
over fifty years leading physicians
have endorsed one preparation for
this condition, there doesn't seem to
be any reason for "trying" things.
Blch, fruity California Fig Syrup
clears the little stomach and bowels
gently, harmlessly and In a hurry. It
regulates the bowels, gives tone and
strength to them and to the stomach;
and helps to give your child new
strength, energy and vitality. Thou
sands of Western mothers praise It.
Mrs. Joseph W. Hill, 4300 Bedford
Ave., Omaha, Nebraska, says: "I'll
never forget the doctor who got me
to give my baby boy, John, California
Fig Syrup. Nothing else seemed to
help his weak bowels. That wag
when he was Just a baby. He suf
fered a good deal before I gave him
Fig Syrup, but It stopped his trouble
quick. I have used It with him for
colds and little upset spells evet
since. I consider him a Fig Syrup
boy."
Insist on the genuine article. Sec
that the carton bears the word "Call
fornla." Over four million bottles
used a year.
Roads in National Parks
Eight thousand miles of automo
bile road will be constructed In the
national forests during the present
fiscal year. Some of these highways
will traverse country fully as beauti
ful as any found in the national
parks and will cause many more to
enjoy the recreational facilities of
the national forests.
Beforo Dinner
The Boy?I want to get on yonr
mother's good side.
The Girl?Now, don't praise the
pie. Mother's next door neighbor
made It and they're on the outj.
IjfeWTcB
AN FORD'S
/ Balsam of Myrrh
Safety Fir.t
Magistrate?Witness says you nei
ther slowed down nor tried to arold
the pedestrian.
Motorist?I took nil precautions.
I blew my horn nnd cursed him.
?""ooin surra wit*
/-N BOILS
M 1 Why iufltr intent, ninny ot
I C3la. I Soils or rltinot whnn ?onlltt
dldSnaRation ot CARBOIL stop. pnin.
U \ t> a] ripww nnd bonlo Ml nttnn
\K (J ovnmMtt. Ont CntMl today
iMdU tram draiinlnL Oidnhoot rtIM
Sir-XT^ known. #0c. 8puriock-Nonl
Co, WnoMSn. Toon.
Connoling Mother
"Now, Robert, you've made me
lose my temper."
"Xever mind, mother?It Isn't much
of a loss."
That the world owes every man a
living Is generally admitted, hut blest
If the economists know how to or
ganize the system.
Other people may have good
tastes, but, of course, yours Is a
shade better.
POISON
in Your bowels!
Poisons absorbed into the system
from souring waste in the bowels,
cause that dull, headachy, sluggish,
bilious condition; coat the tongue;
foul the breath; sap energy, strength
and nerve-force. A little of Dr.
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin will clear
up trouble like that, gently, harm
lessly, in a hurry. The difference it
will make in your feelings over night
win prove its merit to you.
Dr. Caldwell studied constipatioo
for over forty-seven years. This long
experience enabled bim to make his
prescription just what men, women,
old people and children need to make
their bowels help themselves. Its
natural, mild, thorough action and
its pleasant taste commend it to
everyone. That's why "Dr. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin," as it is called, is the
most popular laxative drugstores sell.
Da. W. B. Calowc Lt*t I
SYRUP PEPSIN
A Doctor i Family Laxative,
COLDS
ROB Musterole well into your chut
. and throat?almoet instantly you
feel easier. Repeat the Musterole-rub
once an hour lor five hours . ? ?
what a glorious relief! t
Those good old-fashioned cold reme
dies? oil of mustard, menthol, camphor
?are mixed with other valuable ingredi
ents in Musterole to make it what doc
ton call a "counter-Irritant" because
it gets action and is not just a salve.
It penetrates and stimulates blood
circulation and helps to draw out infec
tion and pain. Used by millions for 20
years. Recommended by many doctora
and nurses. All druggists.
To Mothers?Musterole Is also
made in milder form for babies
Strut small children. Ark for Chil
Concern
Attic Artist?I wonder how my
folks are at home?
The Poet?So do I. If I had the
railroad fare I'd go and see If there
was anything I could do for them.
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Sweeping Indictment
It Is not true that the young pen
pie today are thinking for them
selves. Young people don't think;
they haven't had experience enough
to think. In the past, young people
permitted their parents to think for
them In vital matters. Today many
young people neither think for them
selves nor allow anybody else to
think for them.?Southern Agricul
turist
Where Indians Thrive
Pure-blooded ? Indians constitute
more than a third of the entire pop
ulation of Mexico today?Collier's
Weekly.
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Not That Kind
"My wife takes notions."
"Not a shoplifter, I hope."?Bos
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Worm* mom much Ala trees to children and
anxiety to parents. Dr. Peary's "Dead Shot"
remorse tha canae with a ain*le does. 60c.
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Their Problem
"Does your baby talk yet?"
Talk? It takes at all our time
to teacb It to be quiet."
A man Isn't laid up for a week
with chlgger "bites" all over him,
but maybe he'd like to be.
A genius Is a man who can Induce
some other to paddle his canoe for
him.
Only a fool man will refuse to
laugh at his wife's Jokes.
For Stomachs
TEMPORARILY
Out'Of-Order
m? aelimel roneilealloa ifecaM asm
be allowed toettneb IcasM,Cbeek Mat
sac i with a coo or wdOciEild Tea.
? Rood ?M fatal so ad. tried and net
oral fledy^ R Mitw the bowels,
tbecbaery deeVbeaitlT*atlis'acilvt
otonsacb. ftecoaameedad by auay
years of splendid, cervala reaulta. As
Qsedlac rbMdrsoaaltbfoi it sen oja
GARFIELD TEA
11 Ellen Meets Peggy's |
Brother f
11 *
i | By RUTH ARNOLD J
ELLEN BURKE, sitting In her chair
In the patlman as the long train
drew Into the station at Philadelphia,
tucked Peggy O'Connell's letter safely
In her handbag. Ellen and Peggy had
met on shipboard going to Europe a
few months before with their respective
parents, and had formed an enthusias
tic friendship. This was helped along
because Mr. and Mrs. Burke and Mr.
and Mrs. O'Connell found each other
congenlaL
On the way home?for the Burkes
and O'Connells had purposely returned
to America by the same ship?Peggy
had exacted a promise from Ellen to
visit her as soon as she bad unpacked
her trunks. Ellen lived In a New York
apartment Peggy lived In a country
house outside Philadelphia. And the
two girls planned many good times In
exchanged visits.
"As soon as you reach Broad street
station," Peggy had written, "you tele
phone my brother John." And then
she had given his telephone number
and his office address. "He'll be ex
pecting yon, and will pick you up at
the station and bring you out home
In his car. As I've told you, I'm sure
you and he are going to be crazy about
each other."
Ellen had heard much from Peggy,
In their many talks together that sum
mer. about her brother John. And It
must be admitted that part of her ex
citement at again seeing Peggy was
that she would meet this paragon of a
brother.
Ellen knew something of Philadel
phia. And when there was some de
lay In getting John's office telephone,
she realized that she was only a few
steps from his office.
"I'll Just pop around and wait
there," she thought, "ft will save him
trouble, and Pm early. I'd rather wait
there than here." v.
So, carrying her small suitcase and
matching hat box, Ellen walked the
square or two to John O'Connell's of
fice. She hesitatingly opened the door
labeled "John O'Connell, lawyer,"
then she entered the small waiting
room. The room was full of girls,
girls about her own age. girls younger
and girls a good deal older.
"IH Just wait here until Mr. O'Con
nell Is free," she said to an office boy,
who grinned In answer.
Ellen wore, of course, sheer, light
silk stockings. She wore gray suede
shoes, trimmed with bands of snake
skin. Her hat was of soft gray velvet,
that was lovely ahove her fair hair
and blue eyes. Her frock was of gray
crepe de chine.
Just as she had taken In all her snr
roundlngs a door marked private
opened, and a homely, thirty-year-old
woman, dressed m blue serge, service
able and plain, emerged.
Behind her came a young man. El
len's heart skipped a heat. U was
John?she knew from a photograph
Peggy always carried with her.
"You can all go now," he said to
the other waiting girls. "The position
Is filled."
The other girls went out of the
room. Ellen flushed and half smiled
at John.
"What are you waiting for?" he
asked crisply. "Here, come In here a
minute."
"But," stammered Ellen, "I'm?" She
followed him Into his office.
"I know. I know Bnt the 1nh la
filled. And Just for your own good,
let me tell you you'll never get the
kind of Job a nice girl like you wants
If you dress In duds like those. Did
you see that girl I hired? Plain and
reliable. The kind of a woman a man
likes to have around all day. Not
ugly, but Just not noticeable and sure
to have her mind on something be
sides clothes. Now you?anybody'd
know you were thinking more about
your looks than your work?and that
doesn't do In an office."
"Don't feel offended," said the young
man. "I'm Just trying to give a bit
of advlie."
"But you're so stupid," said Ellen, as
the door marked "Private" closed.
And she picked up her two pretty lit
tle gray bags and walked back to the
station. There she boarded the next
local train to Peggy's home and ex
plained to Peggy, when she got there
that she hadn't been able to get Jier
brother on the telephone. So Peggy
promptly telephoned her brother not
to wait.
When Ellen and John met that eve
ning, John's eyes were openly admir
ing. Ellen, In pink tulle, with hare
arras and no hat did not at first re
call the vision of gray that had dis
turbed his office that afternoon.
It was not until the next day when
she and Peggy had luncheon with him
at a hotel that he recognized the again
gray Ellen as his office visitor.
"Well, by Jove," he said.In the mid
dle of a mouthful of grapefruit, and he
flushed and stammered more than El
len had done the day before. "Why?
what must you have thought?"
Ellen, hy this time was sure that
John was all that Peggy had claimed
for him?end more?smiled shyly.
"Well, what I thought then?doesn't
matter?any more than what you did.
does ItT*
And then they both laughed and told
Peggy the Joke. And all three knew.
! though they said nothing of the knowl
I edge, that Ellen and John.would langh
an their lives together over their first
I meeting.
Modern Girl Hat Small
Knowledge of Thimblet
Charley Cbaplln, the world's fun
niest flint star. Is not credited with
many amusing stories. His forte is
pantomime. It Is related, however,
that be recently addressed a girls'
Industrial school on the fringe of the
London slums and regaled tliern with
bits of Hollywood life.
But Charley laid stress on the do
mestic Ignorance of the average mod
ern American girl, exclaiming:
"Why. most of them don't know one
end of a needle from another.
"1 know a charming young lady
who, on graduating from a celebrated
'finishing school' speedily got en
gaged and as the wedding day ap
proached, was showered with gifts.
Among them was a nest of gold thim
bles. When she looked at the tiny
glistening things she exclaimed In
dismay:
" 'For goodness sake, what do you
serve In them?'M?Los Angeles
Times.
Too Many
"Mother, when the depression Is
over may I have a pony?"
"We'll see, Bobby. What did dad
dy say?"
"He said I conld have a dozen
ponies, but I wouldn't know which
one to ride If I had that many."
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Your children's I
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Rooster in Pants
Jeremiah, pet rooster belonging to
Mrs. J. E. Winkley, of Seattle, Wash.,
was hit in the neck by an arrow shot
by a youngster. He seemed to be
dead, so his owner began to dry pick
him. She had removed all his tail
feathers when he came back to life
with a squawk and staggered into
the yard. His neck healed and Mrs.
Winkley felt there was only one
thing to do for poor, nude Jeremiah.
She made him a pair of pants.
* ?
Just n Visitor
Mrs. Hay?Do you and yonr1 hus
band live In the suburbs?
Mrs. Jay?I do?my husband
merely sleeps there.
Noiseless
"Isn't your new overcoat rather
loud?"
"Not when I put my muffler on."
?
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Some people you meet act as
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I Tired, Nervous and Depressed ? I
Health Suffers When Kidneys
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rointer for Tradors I
If you manufacture goods bearing 1
the likeness of a turtle as trade- I
mark, change your trade-mark be- '
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commissioner at Shanghai. In China. I
the turtle Is a "bad Joss" character I
ind an insult, says Colonel Cosgrove.
Dne firm which shipped goods with
that trade-mark to China was
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Every one who knows a man who
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"I'M
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T
I HE modern Miss needs no
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Don't dedicate certain days of
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