WITTY KITTY
By NINA WILCOX PTTXAM
The girl-friend says that she notices
that sinks are being made so they will
hold a lot more dishes, since the
"talkies" became so popular.
\ ?. 1933, Bell Syndicate.?WNU Berries.
Great Natural Beauty
in Baltic Republics
Along the shores of the Baltic sea
are four.vigorous and interesting re
publics formed from territory that
was part of old Russia little more
than a decade ago. Young as they
are in their present national inde
pendence, each of them?Finland,
Lithuania, Latvia and Esthonia?has
cultural, historical, architectural and
artistic traditions of great interest to
every visitor, and each is rich in im
posing scenes of natural beauty in
coastline and forest and lakeside.
Helsingfors, the capital of Finland,
is an unusually beautiful city, sur
rounded on three sides by the sea.
Riga, in Latvia, is the home of one
of the finest examples of medieval
architecture In northern Europe in
its Thirteenth-century cathedral, and
Tallinn (formerly Reval), in Es
thonia, contains many ancient and
interesting relics of its great days as
a llanseatlc port.
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The Fable of the
Go-Getting Smarty
86
By GEORGE ADE
<?. Bell Syndicate.)?WNU Service.
ONCE there lived In the West
ern Hemisphere a Citizen
who was easy to get along
with It yon would let him
have his Way, take Orders from blm
and not sass back. There was no tar
nation Sense In any one having an
Argument with this Bird, because he
was always Right It almost stupefied
htm If some Upstart, with a Disposi
tion like a Mule, suggested to him
that possibly he was not One Hundred
Per Cent Infallible.
Yea, he was one of those chesty
Ikes who are apt to get Results In
a World largely peopled with Pro
crastlnators, Hesitators, Doubters and
Back-Pedalers, but he would have
been an Awful Thing to room with.
Imagine being all the Time with one
who tells you when to Bathe, how
many Towels to nse, what to order
for Lunch, how many Studs to wear
with the Bob-Tall, on which side to
part the I.ocks and what Books to
con before turning out the Light. Also
keen enough under the Hat to win
?very Battle If any one finds Fault
with a single Item In his Program.
At no time endeavoring to conceal
the Fact that he Is a Superman, gen
erating his own Aureole of Superior
ity.
Even as a Lad, in the weather beat
en School House and on the Village
Common, be was Czar and Dictator.
He appointed himself such and ban
ished to Outer Darkness all those who
questioned his Rule. Every Dny the
down-trodden Worms would get to
gether and mumble a lot of Threats
and organize a Mutiny, hut when It
came time for the Uprising there nev
er was a Leader who dared to meet
Julius In the Arena.
If ever Imperial Caesar looked
down from the Battlements, he must
have been proud of his Namesake.
We are said to be Free and EquaL
It would be hnrd to sa.v which half
of the foregoing Joke Is entitled to
the louder Laugh.
He Has a Through Ticket.
When you discover In a Grammar
School a square-Jawed Lad with
Steely Eyes, of Whom the Teacher
stands in Awe, look out for him. It
simply means that he has a Through
Ticket for the Stpqk Exchange, the
U. S Senate or the Gallows.
Even as a Squirrel cannot be kept
on the Ground, so It Is Impossible
to keep any Napoleon In a Side
Pocket
When he appeared on the Campus
of that undersized but ambitious In
stitution of Learning known as Goble
College and began to Swank all over
the Place, the Infuriated Undergrad
uates called a Secret Sleeting and
voted that nothing would cure him
except a Dip In the Horse-Tank.
So he called the Freshmen togeth
er and told them Just what he ex'
pected from them In the way of Co
operation. He said that if they would
obey Orders, the Class of L'mpty-Ump
would be the brightest Jewel in the
Diadem of dear old Goble.
So they elected him Class Presi
dent and he told them what the Col
ors and the Tell would be and they
all went mooching hack to their
Rooms to whisper among themselves
and declare that they wouldn't stand
for It.
They were In a State of Revolt ex
cept when ii: the Immediate Pre?
ence of his h pnotlc Personality and
then the "Complex of Inferiority got
a Strangle Hold on the Ego and they
knew that Gnats could not argue with
an Eagle.
When he finally picked out a good
Eugenic Specimen of fourplus Pulchri
tude and decide to permit her to be
the Mother of his Children, he did
not propose at all. lie patted her
on the shoulder and told her to brace
herself and not give way to Joyful
Emotions, even though she was shout
tu ur i mr icvipirm ui uwm new!
In patting her Wise to the Fact
that she had drawn the Capital Trlie
he Impersonated the King who pauses
on the Highway to l>estow a Coin on a
barefooted Peasant Girl. c
Irene had vowed that before she
signed up he would have to unstarch
himself and get down on his knees
and talk purty. hut when the Big
Moment came she was Just as cool
and deflant as a small Bird In the
presence of a large and energetic
Snake.
He lomehow had the mesmeric Pow.
er to convince Folks that any one
who didnt fall In with his Sugges
tions was guilty of I-ese Majesties
Contempt of Court and Moral De
linquency.
Had to Wipe Hit Fast.
Julius went Into the Practice of
Law and the first Client who walked
Into his Office had to wipe his feet on
the Mat and dig np a Retaining Fee.
He had the Option of doing that or
going somewhere else and hlrtag a
second class Dub.
How the other Attorneys hated Ju
lius I Why? Because, when they opened
np on him with all their Heavy Ar
tillery. Bom he and Shrapnel, be would
be reading a Letter and not aware
that Opposing Counsel were piweot
The moat they ever gdl out ol hits
waa a Smile indicative mora ol City
than of Anger. After they had hol
lared themselvea hoarse and
oated the Court and massaged the
Jury, than Jullua would arlaa an! as
plain What waa What In lanjuag*
which waa feebly Imitated torn time
agw by William Shakespeare, Lord
Macaulay and Daniel Webster. And
somehow, before be got through, all
of the Listeners would be convinced
that they were listening to tbe Chief
Justice.
Tbe Average Lawyer cannot tell
you, definitely, bis Wife's First Name
until after be has gone to tbe Office
and looked at a couple of Books Ju
lius knew what tbe Authorities bad
to say before they said It.
Tbe Barristers with defective Igni
tion aDd no Self-Starters found It bard
going when they tried to regulate tbe
activities of a bounding Intellectual
Gazelle whose Intnltion was about
Three Weeks In Advance of their care
fully figured-out Dope.
Julius shone wltb especial Luster
when be had a Board of Directors eat
ing from the HaDd. He was tbe kind
of Legal Adviser who always felt that
he conld get a better Line on the
Workings of the Company which em
ployed him If he owned quite a Block
of the Stock. And no matter what
they slipped him, it was always with
the Understanding that tbey were
mighty lucky to secure the Services
of the ne pins ultra Crackerjack of
the Twentieth Century.
Julius rode down the Applnn Way
In a Golden Chariot drawn by 24
White Horses while all of the Chair
Warmers and Checker Players and
Culls and Misfits and Dumb Bells said
It was a Crime tbe u-ay he was get
ting the Breaks, which be was.
You surround Mount Everest with
Ant Hills and Mount Everest Is going
to be lonesome. No one can be chum
my with a lot of Pigmies who are
only Knee high. Julius had a Host
of envious Admirers but very few
Pals and those who were his Close
Friends needed only Blue Suits, Short
Pencils and Freckles to make them
regular Messenger Boys.
Astronomy teaches that Satellites
may revolve around Planets, but never
VlrfVk Vpraa.
Julias was always the incomparable
It without making any apparent Ef
fort to overshadow his Environment
He took the Center of the Stage be
cause the Minor Actors backed away
at his regal Approach and tried to
hide behind the Scenery.
Functioned at Top Speed.
Inasmuch as all normal Adults sre
missing on most of the Cylinders, It
was no Miracle that one who func
tioned at Top Speed and was abso
lutely minus all Doubts and Fears
should become a Deader by Common
Consent and then be privately hated
by all of the Second-Raters. *
One of our prize Delusions Is that
men who acquire extreme Unpopular
ity are seldom successful and happy.
To get the Cold Facts play the Re
verse English. The handshaking
Greeters who achieve Popularity are
often elected to Office, with the Re
sult that they are neither happy nor
financially prosperous. They get their
Pictures In the Papers and finally are
buried by Popular Subscription.
One of the real Satisfactions which
followed Julius through bis Meteoric
Career arose from the Knowledge that
he was thoroughly detested because
of his Wealth, his Wardrobe, his Town
House, his Fleet of Motor Cars, his
suite of Offices, his princely Income
and his Magnetic Confrol of all sur
rounding Circumstances.
He could hear the Buzz of the De
tractors below but he never saw the
Knockers, because he always wore his
Dead tilted back and was giving a
correct Imitation of AJex defying the
Lightning.
It would have broken lilt Heart If
the perspiring Commoners had ever
hailed him as an Equal. He wanted
to be in the Ether while they were
crawling In the Mud. and the fullest
Vindication of his Cnreer was that no
one ever asked him to be a Candidate
for Anything. He haibno Time to hold
Office. He was too busy telling the
Office-Holders what to do.
It Is said that the Funeral Proces
sion was over a Mile long, with 240
Cars, and in every Car at least four
happy Mourners who were swapping
Stories about Julius and his superla
tive Egotism and offensive Eccentrici
ties.
Tha loftv &fnnttm*nf tor which ha
provided In his Will, knowing thnt
the Beloved One* could not be trusted,
is 80 feet high and Is risible by many
Right Seers who stand around and re
call that, even though he was ornery
and stuck up, he batted 1.000, never
was caught on Bases and hadn't a sin
gle Error marked up against him. No
wonder the Hatreds survive.
There are all sort "hf Guesses as to
what became of him. Some think he
Is the Gnttl-Tasazxa of the Heavenly
Choir and others feel sure that he
la President of a Heating PlinL Wher
ever he Is, he has a Swivel Chair and
a big Desk with Flowers on It
MORAL?The easiest Thing In the
World to get and the hardest to cash
on Is Three Hearty Cheers.
Old-Tims Smoke Naimace
The smoke abatement war has been
going on for centuries. I-ondon bad
a "smoke nuisance" bark In 1061.
which was so acute that John Evelyn,
famous diarist of the time, wrote a
detailed pamphlet on the subject,
called "Fumlfuglnm. or the Inconveni
ence of the Aer and the Sinoake of
Ixindon Dissipated." Dedicated "To
His Sacred Majesty Charles II." the
book blamed "brewer*, dlers, lime
burners, salt and sope boylers' for
the trouble, and advocated that the
trades which caused the nuisance be
removed flee or sir miles oat of the
city. Ring Charles was so Impressed
that haaaked Evelyn to prepare a bill
tn soles the problem, bat thay played
polities seen la those day*, and the
measure never ranched the statute
books.?wall Street JournaL
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Nature Well Repays ;.
for All Sacrifices
Mother's Compensation in
Hopes and Joys of the
New Life.
Ad old German hymn says, "The
corn must die." And It Is pointed
out that before It can be born again
the kernel must be sacrlfied?burled
?in what appears to be a grave.
It Is really not a grave In which
the kernel is buried, but a chrysalis,
out of which emerges tomorrow's new
corn, perhaps a better and finer corn.
That phenomenon of Nature Is not
confioed to plants. It is tine of our
own dally lives.
There are few of us who do not
have to make sacrifices, bury desires.
From the moment a woman becomes
a mother she must bury desires for
many personal pleasures, for freedom
which Is Incompatible with responsi
bility. But the new plant that is ris
ing up, the new hopes, dreams, Joys,
the great wealth of possession in hu
man love, in LIVING that is grow
ing out of those kernels?can any
words express their value? Down at
the level of daily living it is not al
ways apparent that the little kernels
of sacrifice are not just thrown away.
But a little perspective will reveal
how they fertilize the soil from which
grows our FUTURE.
And so in all the relationships
throughout life. Something must be
sacrificed that something else may
grow. As we grow richer in years
we are likely to grow in the opinion
that Nature knows what she Is doing.
6, 1131, Western Newspaper Union.
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DR. R. V. Pierce,
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profound student of [7 isBt
the medicinal quali- yflkjUgSiF
of Nature's
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Golden Medical Dis
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of the United States. If you wish to
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from pimples or annoying eruptions, try
this "Discovery". It enriches the blood,
aids digestion, acts as a tonic, corrects
stomach disorders.
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Of all known drugs, creosote is recog
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of the greatest healing agencies for per
sistent coughs and colds and other forms
of throat troubles. Creomulsion contains,
in addition to creosote, other healing ele
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Creomulsion is guaranteed sitkfnctury
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Fire! Thief!
By PEGGY STOKES
? bjr McClur* Newspaper Syndicate.
WNU Service
*
IT WAS an absurd thln^, the qi^rret
* that made Marian decide not to
marry Stewart JBrownley. It Wasn't
that they didn't love each other, fhey
did. But they were both a bit hot
tempered, and when Stewart came out
flatly and said hq wouldn't allow
Marian to work after she was married,
they both said more, than they really
meant, and soon found themselves In
volved In a real quarrel.
Marian hadn't wanted to work, real
ly. She had even .told . the principal,,
of her school that she would resign .
at Christmas because she espectetLXo
be married early In January. But she
had fought for the right of a woman
to work outside her home and still be
a good wife. . . ? "
"And," Marian had ended up, -after'
hot and unconsidered worths on both
sides, "I won't be a slave In your
kitchen."
"I don't want a slave,"'Said Stewart
"If I did I'd hire one What I want
la a decent wife?not a shouting,
quarreling?"
So, before they knew It they had
broken their engagement Within five
minutes after they had parted each
had realized the mistake?the absurd
ity of letting something trivial ";break
what was so beautiful, so strong. And
It wasn't just that Their house was -
waiting for them. -
Marian couldn't think of that house
rented to strangers.
Half the time she abused herself for
her stupidity. 'She feallzgd' that she-'
and Stewart were unusually well suit
ed?unusually likely toi make a r?)|| ?
success of their future together. '
If anyone had kept track of what '
Marian did with he'r time, It might
have seemed strange'tfiat she spent so
many hours shut'In her room sewing.
Marian never looked at the house,
but turned her gaze to the.other side .
of the street. Nevertheless she could
feel the unfriendly and resentful atti
tude of the bouse that should, even
now, have been filling with furniture
and rugs, dishes and curtains, to make
ready for her first homecoming.
That's what started Marian to sew
ing. Table and household linen lay
all finished and marked In a trunk.
She had done that work In summer
vacation. But she had planned to
moke the curtains for the seventeen
windows of the little hoyse after she
had had a chance to measure them?
and now that most of her evenings
were free, she could just as well spend
them sewing as not?well, she de
cided . to make the curtains anyway.
Those staring windows were getting
on her nerves. v
She toot the dotted net from her
bureau and went to work.
Then, one moonless night, with a
flash light In her itocket and a yard
stick buttoned under her ,coat, ^te
stole over to the little house, went
up the front porch, measured a win
dow. * ' * . ?
When all the downstairs curtains
were finished Marian faced the prob
lem of the upstairs windows. Those
on the side of the house were prob
ably the same height as those down
stairs, but those at the front and back,
dormered out from the deeply sloping
roof, were surely shorter. She's hare
to measure them.
That night, ? with her trusty flash
light and yardstick hidden away, she
went to the dark little house. Sh.e
would have liked a,fadder^of course.
But she hadn't lost' her childhood
ability to climb trees, and' it wasnt
long before she was stepping along
the flat little strip of^roof outside the
back dormers.
It was rather spooky work"up there
in the dark, Marian thought. She
peered into the darkened windows as
she pulled at the yardstick pnder Her
coat. But?they weren't <^rk._ A dull
glow, flickering, now bright, now dim,
showed through the half-opened door.
Into the hall. -The house was on Are!
Marian's only thought was to get
Inside and put out the blaze. It was
her house that was burning?hers by
every right. She couldn't bear to see
It consumed or even damaged by
flames. She must save It. t
She tried frantically to open, the
windows. But they were securely
locked. Hien she tried her shoe. If
she could only get in! She difln't re
member. at the momgnt, that thewafbr
would not have been turned on and
that a far more sensible conrse would
have been to notify the lire depart- '
ment And when she heard the glass
crack under the heavy Impact of- her
shoe heel she gave a little cry of Joy.
Then she screamed.
There was a lond sound of foot
steps coming np the stairs, and la an,
other minute one of the windows was
pushed up. A man's head appeared
and, "Stop, thief!", he cried.
"Tire!" shouted Marian. '
And that's all there Is'to the story.
The man crying thief, on hearing Ma
rian's voice, had crawled through the
window to the roof and taken her Into
his arms.
"Fire?" he echoed, as he pulled her
Into the empty house after htm. "Tea
?down In the living room?the Ore
place, where I was trying to-think
things out, wondering bow I could get
on without yon, Marian."
"Thief!" echoed Marian. "S'ever
again. 8tewart K you'll take me
back Til never again try to steal any
thing that belongs to you or your little
bouse, es 1 did when I left yea. Stew
act- Have yon some candle#? Lefi
gn get the downstairs curtains ted pat
than up."
World's Rubber Supply
.? iMatter of Importance
The electrical industry, probably
more than any other, la dependent
upon rubber and without It the tele
phone co&pany would be compelled
to go out of business or find some
adequate substitute..The rubber sup
ply comes from Brazil, East Indies
and lodo-Chlna. The rubber plantn
Hons cover many square mllea and
are divided like great cities Into
blocks Just as houses on city blocks
. are numbered, the trees. In many,
cases, are numbered. Each of the
hundreds of tworkers on the planta
tions rates for ab5ut"4S0 caoutchouc
trees dally, collecting the sap from
cups undpr spouts In eaeh tree In a
groat latex i?iil. ;The tapper has to
be an expert with tils Irtlife In attach
"ttg*<be small'slut? spout through
$b(ph the white'latex flows Into the
small* cup. v Tbei' Scar uta the bark
mus^ fresh with the dexter
ous handling of the knife, but the
tapper must ? be ertretu^y calrttous
not to Injure ttfe cambitlfh, '6f'forma
vtlvg,tissue of tfce wood "betaetftb, for
that might kill .tbetdeb. On gome of
the-plantations the annual yield of
rubber Is -about 350 poupds to the
acre. Tb? ?jul<*;-*oT*latex, Is trans
formed Iqto crude rubber by curdling
It with '"cheipkxils. and - rolling1 *the
curds Into sheets. Which- are then
1 smoked over a lire. . ,
Dr> Pierce's Pleasant Pellet* are thf oyig
nftl little liver pills' put up 60 years 'ago.
They regulate liver and bowels.?Adv.
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Beauty of-Solitude
^rjgqlltude's great charm is that It Is
out of reach of talk.
OLD SWEDISH DRUG STORES
The seven oldest chemist Sn em In
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years each, according to a recent sur
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which has celebrated Its three hun
dred and tenth anniversary. It Is an
old tradition among the Swedish
druggists to give animal names to
their shops. Thus, besides "The
Lion," ttere Is "The Itaven," "The
White Rear." "The Swan," "The
Owl," "The Deer," "The Unicorn,"
and "The Griffin."
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Varied Facilities for Meetings,
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the Treatment of
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