THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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The Curse of Progress
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Stream-Lined Sales .
Customer ? Are these eggs strictly
fresh?
Grocer (to his clerk)? Feel those
eggs, George, and. see if they're
cool enough to sell net.
Worn Oat
Proud Mother? Yes, he's been
walking since he was eight months
old.
Bored Visitor ? Really? He must
be awfully tired.
Wttb Nary a Gulp
Hotel Guest? 1 say. porter, did you
find a bit roll of money under my
piliowT
Porter? Yassuh, 1 did, an' 1 thanks
you very much. suh.
Economises
"Do you believe in the open-door
policy?"
"Not at present eoaJ prices."
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Seaman ? What's the technical
nam* for snoring?
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Vying for Your Favor
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/~\NE, two, three smart frocks
on the line ready to go ? shop
ping, kitchenwards, to the office
downtown. And as every woman
knows, a well stocked wardrobe
needs all three.
From Now On.
Says the jaunty model to the
left, "I can tell I'm gonna feel
well dressed in this little peplum
frock: ready for sports, a matinee
or dinner in town, and the confi
dent high spirits my new lines
give make me sure that I will be
wanted at all three.
"I made my version of sheer
wool with a subdued herringbone
weave. It will be my number
one attire for a long spell ahead."
One Who Knows.
Miss Keep-the-Home-Beautiful,
in the center, expresses herself:
"Even when I do housework I
like to look and feel fit.
"When I dash out to the store or
go across lots to the neighbor's to
borrow an egg, I don't bother to
change my dress because I have
Scandal!
"Remember," said Mrs. Hobson
to her new maid, "I expect you to
be very reticent about what you
hear when you are waiting at
table."
"Certainly, ma'am," replied
Mary. Then, hopefully: "May I
ask, will there be much to be
reticent about?"
Said the toe to the sock:
"Let me through, let me
through!"
Said the sock to the toe:
"I'll be darned if I do."
Plentiful
Ogdonelle ? Have you ever met
the only man you could ever be
happy with?
Sally ? Oh, yes, lots of them.
Same Thing
Mrs. Snicher ? Getting this $50
from my husband was like taking
candy from a baby.
Mrs. Snoach ? Yes, he certainly
did put up a terrific holler.
the feeling I'm doing all right as
I am. I wouldn't think of a new
season coming on without running
up a generous supply of crisp,
fresh dresses for myself. They
seem to set one right, you know,
and give you the spirit to pitch
into any day's work like a cham
pion."
The Last Word.
Miss Third Party goes in for
that new kind of glamour in the
simple model at the right. Says
she: "I feel that Fall is really the
season to step out and hob-nob
with Fashion and the Joneses.
This frock, which is my weakness
in plum-colored wool, was as easy
to make as it is to wear.
"Later on I'm going to have a
velvet version with short sleeves ?
these slim lines and elegant shoul
ders were just made for this
queen of all fabrics ? and evi
dently I go for things royal."
The Patterns.
Pattern 1348 is designed in sizes
12 to 20 (30 to 38 bust). Size 14 re
quires 4Vs yards of 39-inch materi
al, plus 1% yards for contrast.
Pattern 1304 is designed for
sizes 34 to 46. Size 36 requires
3% yards of 35-inch material, plus
% yard contrasting.
Pattern 1374 is designed for
sizes 12 to 20 (30 to 38 bust). Size
14 requires 2% yards of 54-inch
material. With short sleeves, size
16 requires 4 yards of 39-inch ma
terial, plus % yard for collar in
contrast. To trim the collar re
! quires 4V4 yards of braid.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept., 247 W.
Forty-third street, New York,
N. Y. Price of patterns, 15 cents
(in coins) each.
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LIFE'S LIKE THAT By Fred Neher
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