New Cutout Designs To Beautify Garden LJERE is a new department that we know is going to meet with tremendous popularity with our readers, (or it brings the op portunity of combining pleasure and profit. With jig, coping or keyhole saw, you may cut these designs from wallboard, plywood or thin lumber. Each pattern brings accurate outline of the de sign, and complete directions for making and painting. Men, women, boys and girls are finding this a fascinating pastime, and with each order will be sent a circular showing many additional novelties which may be made at home. A host of bright birds in your garden becomes reality when your cutout hobby is combined with pattern Z9063, 15 cents. Life-size outlines and realistic painting sug gestions for eight familiar birds are given. Can you identify them? There's the red-headed woodpeck er, scarlet tanager, indigo bunt ing, towhee, oriole, bobolink and blue jay. 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That's what THEY thought! ? ? ? Hitler (to Stalin)?I thought you had an army. Stalin?So did I! Hitler?The secret of victory is a swift powerful attack, a terrific body blow. Why didn't you do just as I did in Poland? Stalin?There were no Finns in Po land. ? ? * Chamberlain (wearily) ? I wish you would stop arguing; I want a little peace. Both?A little is all you'll get. Chamberlain?Oh, I dunno; I'm not doing so badly. Hitler?And you're not doing so good, either. Mussolini?You're all terrible. Do you know what I'd do if I was in this war? All?No, and we probably never will! ? ? ? Mussolini?Look at me. I don't pay any attention to war. Hitler?I don't know whether to trust you or not. Mussolini?The feeling is mutual, Adolf. Chamberlain?As I recall things, Adolf, you were going to have this 1 THOUGH* , X7U HAD fl T> AT? I ?Wo-7*! S vtn 1?umnim' us I Go ou-r OM J VJATe4ouT "T50-R tf*T (owii-TuitSj-y if IV/*/ I 1 rr^oQ us / ^tf ;> ^64* lid M WKU Btrrlc*. p 0 p ?y J. Millar Watt 1 i I TAKE PLENTY OP TIME - we're in no purrv! -c~?' I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME BEFORE YOU WERE BORN !_. ? i d 1 f FI^TTENED-^ PinUM , "The women used 10,000 tons of face powder last year." "Yes; and the weight of H all fell on the men." "Bring me some cold porridge," said the soldier to the waitress, "Burn some toast to a cinder," he added. "Fry two bad eggs and serve them on a dirty plate. Make the coffee so that it tastes like mud and bring it in a cracked cup sc that it drips down my chin when 1 drink it." The concoction came?and the puzzled waitress asked: "Is there anything more?" "Tea." said the soldier. "Nov sit down and nag me. I'm home sick." FACING AN AWFUL FACT "Why does he look so awed all the r time?" "1 heard him say he was an awful tact." * ? "The Name Is Familiar? ??? BT FELIX B. STEEYCKMAN# and ELMO SCOTT WATSOH Solon \\T HEN we Want to say that a * * man is wise we call him a solon and we call lawmakers solons, too. This doesn't mean that we think all lawmakers are wise men heaven forbid I The reason is that the world's original lawmaker on a big scale was a very wise man and his name was Solon. That name isn't just a first name or a last name? it is all the name the man had and all he needed. He lived so long ago that the popula tion was small enough to let men get by with one word names. So lon was one of the original Seven Solon Wise Men of Greece and was born in Athens about 640 B. C. He wrote or rewrote practically all the laws that were in existence during his time and was the first lawmaker to devise a code that gave people rights instead of merely pro hibiting them from doing this or saying that they must do that. Be sides regulating private and public life, his code reformed the calendar, the system of weights and meas ures, the monetary system. It re lieved the burdens of debtors with out curtailing the rights of credi tors. (He could be elected on either ticket today!) His laws were crudely written on wooden cylinders and set up in pub lic places for everybody to read. This must have been just a matter of form, because in his day about the only ones who could read were the ones who wrote the cylinders. * ? ? ? Kelvin's Law 'TP HE kelvin, a commercial unit of electricity; Kelvin's law for measuring the most economical di ameter of an electric wire; Kelvin, or absolute, temperature scale, which begins at 561 degrees below zero Fahrenheit; and the Kelvina tor, the first electric refrigerator for household use, were named for Lord Kelvin of Largs, Scotland, one of the _ greatest and most practical scien tists of all time. He invented flashing signals for lighthouses; designed an oil floated self-level ing magnetic compass which al lowed this instru ment to be used on steel ships; in vented the ultra sensitive detect. Lord Kelvin ing and recording apparatus that made the trans-At lantic cable possible?and became chief executive of the cable com pany to supervise its laying; re duced temperature to a mathemati cal basis and announced absolute zero where there is no heat and where molecules stand still. His name was William Thomson and he was born in Belfast in 1824, the son of a professor of mathe matics at the Royal Academical In stitution of Belfast. As early as 18S2 he foresaw the practicability of beating and cooling buildings by means of currents of air. When he built a mansion of his own in 1874 on the Scottish coast, he built in heating ducts and ventilating facili ties. When he died in 1907, he had received every degree a scholar could obtain and had made a for tune of many millions of dollars. ? ? ? 'Rich as Croesus' \\T HEN a man is so rich that he ' " actually reeks with wealth, we call him a Croesus. The word is pronounced like those things in a man's trousers?and we don't mean wrinkles, like in ours. But don't misunderstand ? we don't call a rich man a Croesus be cause he is the only one who can afford them in his pants. Perhaps u>a navsr shnnlH have brought the matter up. Croesus is a word for a rich man and goes 'way back to 560 B. C., when the original Croesus, a Greek king of Lydia, was born. He was richer than any king be fore him, hence the use of his name. Living in the time when men wore togas, you can see that he didn't even wear pants?or did they wear pants with togas? Now we are sorry we brought the matter up. Lydia, at the time Croesus was king, included practically all of Asia Minor, and his wealth was ob tained mainly from the mines and gold dust of the river Pactolus. Proud of his treasures, he carried his love of splendor to extravagance and thought he was the happiest of men. 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MAISON FREDERIC BEAUTY SCHOOL SOO W. Saratoga M. Strange.Facts ? Whose Signature? 'Proxy Parents' * Live to Collect * In a recent experiment^ the Chi cago Police Crime Detection lab oratory had seven college profes sors differentiate between four samples of their signatures, one being genuine, one an expert for gery, one a tracing and one writ ten with no attempt at imitation. Only one man identified his own signature as genuine and recog nized the other three specimens as nongenuine. A new organization in New York supplies capable young women between the ages of 20 and 30 years to act as "proxy parents," taking children to theaters, schools, parties, dentists' offices and on shopping tours. They also stay with children while parents are away for the week-end, and meet trains and chaperon girls who come to the city for a visit. In Great Britain, the fees of bar risters, or trial lawyers, still are regarded as gratuities and, there fore, cannot be collected through legal action. More than 60 per cent of the money now paid out annually by the life insurance companies of the United States and Canada goes to living policyholders, not to their beneficiaries. ?Collier's. ?n?L