Anyway, It's a Living! , /t"? true that one half the world doesn't know how the other half lives. Yes, in this world there are some very strange profes sions, and this series of photographs shows you a few of them. The surprising thing is that the people en gaged in these un usual professions fail to tee anything at all unusual about them. Left: Vght We should imagine that there are better and more pleasant ways of testing soap than tasting it. Yet Joseph Strobl of Lot Angeles prefers this method. Again, ugh! But i(s a living! FISHDERMIST . . . That's tchat Mrs. Charles Parker of Santa Cata Una Island, Calif., calls herself. With hammer, nails, paint and stuffing, she mounts the big ones that didn't get atcay. Samuel Wardlau1, special inves tigator for Lot Angeles public li brary, keeps down book mutilation and thefts by observing the main reading room with binoculars. Miss Billie Lam pie of Imm An geles. only woman in America who makes a living at eye specialist for birds and animals. Here the is fit ting eyes to a dove. WOODEN POULTRY FARMER ... San Francisco's Frank Mackay makes hi* living by raising wooden ducks, the kind used as decoys. She lute*$ to records mil day long, for m phonograph company. ^FIRST-AID* AILING HOUSE By BOOM L WWTMAN ^ (? Roccr B. Whitman?WNU ferric*.) Concrete Cellar Floor. QUESTION: I wish to lay a re inforced concrete floor in my cellar, and a wooden floor on top. Would you advise a three or four inch layer of concrete? Would a mix ture of 1 part cement, 2 parts of small stones or ashes keep the mois ture from coming through the floor, provided I put down a thin layer of tar over the concrete? Answer: A word of warning: Never use ashes as a base for con crete or as mix with concrete; use clean building sand. Four inches or more of concrete should be laid for a basement floor. The following mix is advisable: 1 part Portland ce ment, 2Vi parts of clean building sand and 3 parts gravel or crushed stone of 1 inch maximum size. Com plete printed instructions on the lay ing of concrete floors can be secured frpm the Portland Cement Associa tion at 347 Madison Ave., New York city. (Chicago office at 33 West Grand avenue.) After the concrete has dried thoroughly, and before laying the wood floor, coat the ce ment with liquid tar or asphalt; then put down a layer of heavy as phalt saturated felt, overlapping the sheets at least half the width. The wood floor is then laid on an asphalt cement, which is spread on the felt. Tiling a Kitchen. Question: I have several questions I would like to have your advice on. One: Do you advocate tile extend ing to the ceiling behind the stove? Would the heat from the stove crack the tile? Two: What materials and method ot placing the tile should be used to insure its not becoming loose alter a time? Do you recommend the use of straight Portland cement? Three: Are there various grades of tile? Answer: It is not necessary to tile the wall to the ceiling. II the oven of the stove is not insulated, the stove should be moved far enough away from the wall to eliminate the risk of fire. Nowadays, most ovens are insulated. Two: To de scribe in detail the method and ma terials used for tile setting would take too much space in this column. Write to the Tile Manufacturers As sociation at 19 West 44th Street, New York city, and ask for the pamphlet {hat they issue, covering this ques tion. The pamphlet also describes the various grades of tile. It will be sent without charge. Concrete on Brick. Question: We want to cover a brick paved court with concrete. What-mixture should we use? Answer: If the brick are laid di rectly on the ground, there is every chance that heaving, as the ground freezes and thaws, will crack the concrete. This is not so likely to happen if the brick are laid on a foundation of eight inches of packed cinders?not ashes?or are on a concrete bed. If this is not the case, the re"is likely to be trouble. If you want to go ahead, use a mixture of 1 part cement, 2V4 parts building sand, and 5 parts finely crushed rock or small pebbles, with only enough water to make a workable mixture. Spaces between the bricks should be cleaned out to a depth of an inch or more, to permit the concrete to penetrate, and at the time of pour ing, the bricks should be well soaked with water. Cement Paint Stains. Question: How can I remove stains of a paint made with white Portland cement from a rubble stone foundation, and from red slate surfaced shingles? Answer: To remove the stains from the foundation stones, moisten with a mixture of 1 part muriatic acid and 20 parts of water; the paint will quickly soften and can be scraped or wiped off. Be careful of this mixture, for it is corrosive. Wear rubber gloves and old clothes. You will not need much: ask your druggist to make up a pint Anything that will take off the paint will damage the shingles. The remedy is to touch the paint with outside paint of a shade that matches. Lining a Basement. Question: In making a basement into a clubroom, is it practical to use wallboard (or the walls? Can the floor be painted? Answer: The wallboard that is like thick pasteboard will swell and shrink with changes in weather, and is not practical. You will do better to use a kind of' insulating board that has a treatment making it re sistant to dampness; get it at a lum ber yard. Ordinary paint will not last on a concrete floor, because of the destruction of the oils by the lime in the cement. At a large paint store you should be able to get a dye for coloring the floor, or possibly a cement paint, intended for that spe cial Job. Burlap far Basked Rags. Question: I have heard that im ported burlap is stronger than do mestic. Is this true? I want to use it as a foundation for booked rugs, --and the ordinary burlap dries and wears out quickly. Is there any oth er stronger foundation for hooked rugs? Answer: It is generally conceded that imported burlap makes a better foundation for hooked rugs than do mestic. The fiber la less brittle. I do not know at anything that may make a better or stronger founda tion. ?Household News /(gAmar a Am^ PUDDING FAVORITE AS MEAL TOPPER-OFFER (See Recipes Below) DESERVING DESSERTS 6nce upon a time a friendly neigh bor living close to our house in a small friendly town used to say over and over, "But a dinner just isn't a dinner unless you top it off with a 'deserving dessert.' " And when I pressed him to explain to me just what he meant by a "deserving des sert" he explained that it was a dessert which was so good that even at the end of a man's meal it still deserved to be eaten. After all, men, bless them, do like their desserts and so in this column today?I am giving to you a number of brand new, easy-to-make recipes for deserving desserts. All but one, and that's a recipe for a deserving salad. And the rea sons I am featuring this lone salad recipe with all the dessert recipes are these: First, it makes one of the best-to-eat salads I have ever tasted. And second, I have a theory that while men like desserts a good many of them simply do not eat as many salads as they should. So, some time, serve this salad in your dinner menu; then top it off with any one of these desserts and not alone will the man of the family have had his favorite meal topper offer, but he will have had a health giving, vitamin containing dish as well. Tomato and Ham Salad. (Makes 10 servings) ? U4 cups water I lO'/j-ounce cans condensed tomato soup 4 tablespoons unflavored gelatin 1 cup cold water 1 3-ounce package cream cheese 4 teaspoons prepared mustard 1 tablespoon prepared horseradish Vi teaspoon salt 4 tablespoons lemon juice 1 cup salad dressing 1 pound boiled ham (3V4 cups chopped) 3 hard-cooked eggs Lettuce Heat water and soup together in 1%-quart saucepan until boiling. Re move rrom neat. Soak gelatin in cold water for 5 minutes, then dis solve in hot soup. Blend together cream cheese, ?? ? ? -" musiara, salt, lemon Juice and horseradish. Add a little soup to mixture, stirring con stantly ; then return to remainder of hot soup, mixing well. Cool. When mixture begins to thicken, fold in salad dressing and ham. Rub a I 2-quart heat-resistant glass baking , dish with oil. Arrange slices of hard-cooked egg around the sides, reserving some for the top. Pour in tomato-ham mixture. Allow to gel. Garnish top with slices of hard cooked egg and serve with lettuce. Chocolate Fluff. 2 squares baking chocolate 1 cup milk 3 tablespoons butter 3 tablespoons general purpose flour % cup sugar % teaspoon salt 3 egg yolks 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 egg whites Put chocolate and milk in top at a double boiler and heat until choco late haa melted; beat with rotary egg beater until mixture ia well blended. Place butter in a sauce pan and melt. Stir in the flour, sugar and aalt. Then immediately add the chocolate milk and cook mixture over direct heat until it thickens, stirring constantly. Cool, stir in the unbeaten egg yolks, and add vanilla extract. Beat egg whites until stiff and fold the cooled choco late mixture into them. Pour into a buttered baking dish; set baking dish into a pan of hot water, and bake in a moderate oven (350 de grees) approximately 1 hour and 15 minutes, or until mixture will not adhere to knife blade. Serve at once with whipped cream. Bed Raspberry Saew Balls. (Hakes ? snow balls) % cup butter H cup sugar 1 cup general purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 14 teaspoon salt K cup milk > egg whites (beaten) More About Deserving Desserts. Speaking of Deserving Desserts ?I want to tell you about my small 10c cook book entitled "Easy Entertaining." From cov er to cover, it is packed not only with new and unusual recipes, but also with menu suggestions and ideas for entertaining easily and happily?for making guests feel they are truly welcome while the hostess has ample time left to enjoy these same guests when they arrive. To secure your copy just send 10 cents in coin to Eleanor Howe, 919 North Michigan Ave nue, Chicago, Illinois. Cream the butter. Add sugar and beat well. Sift the flour, baking puwuer, ana sail together. Add al ternately with the milk and then fold in the beaten egg whites. Steam in small buttered molds for 30 to 35 minutes. Serve with red raspber i J saute. Bed Raspberry Sauce. % cup butter 1 cup Confectioner'* sugar 1 cup crushed raspberries Cream the butter and add sugar slowly while beating thoroughly. Add raspberries. To serve, pour over hot steamed snow balls and serve at once. Orange Dessert Squares. (Makes IS servings) Vi cup shortening % cup sugar ? > ? 2 eggs (separated) 2 cups flour 2 teaspoons baking powder y? teaspoon salt ^ cup milk 2 tablespoons orange rind (grated) Cream the shortening and add sugar gradually. Blend in the egg yolks. Sift together the flour, bak ing powder and salt and add to the creamed mixture, alternately with the milk. Beat the egg whites until stiff but not dry, and fold into the batter with the orange rind. Bake in a greased 9-inch by lS-inch pan in a moderately hot oven (375 de grees) for about 30 minutes. Cut in squares and serve hot with orange sauce. Orange Sauce. Vi cup sugar 2 teaspoons cornstarch y? teaspoon salt 1 cup boiling water 1 teaspoon butter % cup orange juice 2 tablespoons orange rind (grated) Combine sugar, cornstarch and salt. Add boiling water, stirring constantly. Cook, stirring frequent ly, until the mixture is clear and thick (about IS minutes). Add but ter, and the orange juice and rind. Surprise Dessert. (Serves 10) tt cup butter 1 cup sugar 2 eggs 1% cups graham cracker crumbs 1 cup milk Vi cup walnut meats 2 teaspoons'baking powder ? Topping 1 cup crushed pineapple (with Juice) 1 cup sugar Cream the butter, add the sugar and blend well. Add the well-beaten egg yolks. Com bine the ground ? graham cracker I crumbs with bak- I ing powder and I add alternately I with the milk. I Add the walnut ? meats and then carefully fold in the egg whites which have been beaten until stiff but not dry. Pour into a greased 8-inch by 8-inch pan and bake in a moderate oven (390 degrees) for 35 minutes. To make the topping, boil pineapple and sugar together about 8 minutes or until syrup-like in ap pearance. Chill and pour over top of cool cake. Let stand in refrig erator until ready to serve, (hit in squares and garnish with whipping cream. (IMmmI by Winn m mni VwkmJ WHO'S NEWS THIS WEEK ' By LEMUEL F. PARTON (Consolidated Faaturaa?WNU Barries.) NEW YORK?As Japan sUkaa out Oceania for her own, Gen. George Grunert, commanding the Philippine department of the Amer Ce?. Granert at ^w^'hU Philippine* Calmly usual proce Sit. on the Lid on the lid. He tells the American community there, organizing for de fense, not to get steamed up and warns against "spreading excite ment or stirring up alarm." ? The general knows island soldier ing, from whacking his way through the jungle with a machete, which he did as a private, to running the army there, which he does as a general. He is known as a soldier's soldier, never involved in politics or army controversy, a skilled specialist in military techniques, of which he has been both a diligent student and teacher in the army schools. His home town Is White Ha ven, Pa., and be works hard to make Manila seem like home, in spite of threats, challenge and tension in the Far East. -He was one of those small-town boy* who fell in step with the village band music in 1898 and marched off to the Spanish-American war to the tune of "There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight," and kept right on marching, In the Philippine campaign and even' other major and minor excitement in which we were in volved. He was on the Mexican border in 19ft, with the A.E.F. in France and with the army of occupation in Germany, gather ing chevrons and medals on the way up. In between these exercises, he was teaching military science at the Shattuck school in Fairbanks, Minn., serving as instructor and later com mander of the Army War college and commanding the general staff school at Fort Leavenworth, Kan. Whatever we may think of our his toric little crow-hops in the direc tion of manifest destiny, they have trained some good men if we ever have manifest destiny thrust upon us. A ^ O EPORTS about many of the Nazi tv leaders, including Herr Hitler, consulting seers and astrologers, carrying talismans and reading Talisman Might here back in Dsfeat the Nazis ' thed?y?7hen many of our citizens thought they were nice peo ple, and were amused by their little human failings. Hence the dossier on Gen. Friedrich Christiansen, when he flew the Do-X to this coun try nearly a decade ago, was not inspired by ill-will or propaganda when it recorded his various devices to exorcise the demons of ill-luck. After the blitzkrieg, the general be came runner-up for Dr. Seyss inquart, in the ball-and-chain depart ment in Holland, and just now, as military commander for that area, is dealing plenty of bad luck to the natives. He says he is "taking steps." That meant executions a few days ago. When the Do-X landed here in 1931, one young woman report er was quite lyrical about the "handsome and gallant com mander, with his mischievous blue eyes, bushy brews, and warm, ingratiating smile." He told about Us good-luck horse shoe nailed in the cabin of the huge flying boat, and as neces sary to its operation as a com pass. It was an English horse ihoe wUeh he had picked up oa the battlefield of Moos, in the World war. Many times, it had saved him from disaster, he said, and he could expect trou ble if he ever let it lose its shine, and it doesn't work weU unless be does the polishing. His adventures .with the horseshoe led him to a great discovery. When he was the squadron leader at Zee bnigge, Germany's first naval act, he was shot down by an English plane. That day, he had received a four-leaf clover, in a letter from ? friend. When he was downed, he knew what had happened. The pos session of more than one talisman by the same person spells trouble. He put the four-leaf clover in a cigar box weighted with iron and sank it. There's no copyright on the Idea if the Hollanders want to sup a rabbit's feet or a four-leaf clever In Us pocket when he isn't looking. Ernst Udet, famous World war ace and contriver of their parachute attack, is as full of superstitions as Frazer's golden bough. Flying n plane for the first time, he carves the initials of his best girl on the back seat. He, and many other Ger man fliers will not wear a pair of gloves on a flight unless they have been flown in another plane. It all Bounds a bit Jittery for super-man. 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