in rti ill r s direr mm Terms: S2.00 PER AKHUM.-SIX MOriTIIS, $1.00. Fre e I Inde p e n cl e iit X I? e a r 1 e s s I VOL. XVI. NO. 26. ROCKINGHAM, N. C, SATURDAY, JUNE 3p, 1888. WHOLE NUMBER 826 i i i r jyirijt off hc Soullu :o:- PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY Wm, E. Terry. : o ; . ... ' Rates of Subscription (CASH JN ADVANCE One copy per annum . - - $2.00 One copy six months - - - - 1.00 One copy three months - - - 50 Advertisements will be inserted at reasonable rates, oragreeable to contract. Obituary notices over five lines, or matter subserving individual or personal interest, will be charged for at regula advertising rates. JOB PRINTING of all kinds neatly executed. Legal blanks a specialty. The Russian Nihilists lately arranged to release-the author. Tschernischeffsky who has been in prison in Astrachan for thirty-6ix years on account of -writing two novels displeasing to the censor. His mental and physical condition was such that flight wai impossible. The most youthful bank pres?dent in this country, if not in the world, is J. 31. Bailey, Jr., who has - recently been made President of the 3finnchaha Na tional Bank, at S.'oux Falls, Dakota, He is an Illinois boy, barely out of his teens, and has already shown capability as a financier: Inventors disposing of continental patent rights may now ask for a few thousandcitra cn account of Switzer land, the1 Electrical Eeti;io informs its readers, for the national council, of that country has at length passed a bill pro viding for patents for inventions. Most of our readers will be. aware that there have hitherto been no patent laws in Switzerland. The United States Signal Bureau is jnaking an effort to render the services of carrier pigeons available in perfecting weather predictions. It has been known for a long time that the Service would be much aided if it could receive daily weather reports from Cufca and the Bahama Islands. , Pigeon-cotes have therefore been established at ,Key West, Fla., under the direction of Lieutenant Thompson. A party of soldiers in Paris were en gaged in firing blank cartridges, when one of them, Carre,, put a bullet into his ritle by mistake. When the word was given, Carre, who was in the rear rank, tired with the rest, and his bullet lodged in the. head of a man in the front rank. The Captain who was in charge dropped dcact from heart disease, when he saw the soldior fall, and Carre endeavored to kill Hmself. but was prevented. . Tho Scandinavian population grows at its root in Castle Garden in New York, and in all its branches over the land. The total number is now about 2,000,000, of whom one-half were born across the sea.. They are divided in about these proportions: Swedes, 1,000,000: Nor wegians, 750,000; Danes, 245,000; Ice lauderd, 5000. So rapidly have they increased in Minnesota that they, now number alout one half of the population of that State. Chicago is ths fifth Scandinavian city in the world, and Minneapolis the sixth! The annual repo: t of the United States I ighthouse Board for the last fiscal year conUins much information as to precau tions taken to warn navigators of dan gerous coasts and reef. VPeri sps ai sur prising as anyth ng in the leport, says the New York TJ, grain, is a chart show ing the range of visibility of the electric light on the' torch of Liberty's statue in the New York harbor. This is marked by a circle with a radius of about thir teen miles in any given direction from Bodice's Island. According to this the I'ght is visible as far south aj a point be low Long Branch. In. a westerly direc ton it can be seen away oui across New Betsey some four miles beyond Patterson. l"p the Hudson Biver Tarrytown just ftrikes the boundary line of the range. It can be seen along the Sound as fr as the State boundary J and out ott Long Island some six miles beyond Htmpstead. ! The electricians are greatly annoyed t the habit persons are forming of get ting killed by touching electric wires. They are also angry with the newspapers '5r sajing that the e fatalities tend to j show that -electric wires are,, dangerous. The Electrical World say s ' that electric lights have been in U33 ten years, that .hy number. 200, 000 in this country alone,' and yet le?s than! fifty persona hare leeri killed by them, while every year sees in America scores of deaths from gas alone. The same paper says that the arc light is dangerous, but so is & stenm eDgine, an elevator, or a bur ! w, and that all these things simply cil toT p opcr precautions. 'As to all the tilk ;bout burying the wires, it has Bothing to do with th ; case. It never dl prevent such occurrences any more than thel fact that the gas mains are -er me streets pie.eatij some persons from Wowing out the gas." J OTHERN PINE. The Southern pi tie is a forest kin; bright or drear Through i seasons Ce reigns in summer, be reigns in aprinff. And the old ai e of the year! The Southern pine has a minstrel's voice 'An I a proud, dom mandin mien- And he dugs the songs of the winds thai smite . His musical bdugbs of green! The Southern pi iiie is a forest king Throujbsf bright or drear- Lie reigns In summer, ". he reigns in spring, x And the old I age of the year! Ah! was it i decreed at some ancient hour Of twilight ; lone and dim, That the soul of a monarch, the soul of bard, Should be i givia in trust to him? W.lLIJay L'e. in Youth's Companion. TWO Y1 YS OF ASKING. "Tears! ldld tears! Niobe dissolved! My dear ch Id,- what on earth is the matter?" , Time; 4 of a mnimer afternoon. Place' a pretty boudoir, furnbhed in the fashion of to-day? modeled on thestyle of Louis Quinze, witha dash of "Liberty" thrown in, and mod i'm accessories, such at crystal flower vases, three-volume novels, and photogiaf h stand, juxtaposed with Queen Anne Ml ver and knick knacks ancient and modern. Dramatis Personse : a graceful figi re in white, flung on the floor with an air of desolation by 'the sofa, her changing neck visib e beneath delicious little rows of golden curls, her frame shaken jj sob3: an older woman standing a fc w yards distant, dark, beautifully Pressed, "good-looking enoiighj for anything" without terng distinctly handsome, aged somewhere within the" rflght side of thirty, and wearing an expression half compas sionate, half Amused. There is a sus- fticion of raillery in her voice, which is elt and deeply resented by the fair sor rower. I Anger is often akin to sorrow, as pity is to lo e, and the voice which re sponds to the question when reiterated is decidedly pr tulant. 'I wish you would go away and leave me alone. " f "I shall do nothing of the sort," re turns the othe . "I am going to talk to you, and I do not care in the least whether you ate angry or not, although I had much lather you would take my remarks in good part." "Oh," .responded the voice, still smothered in the sofa cushions, but los ing nothing of its resentful quality. "1 know how clev er you are, and that you think that you can manage every one's affairs a great deal better than them selves.'! . j ri - - ; .She intends this to be a "nasty -one," and as a matte of fact it does snot fall very pleasantly on the ears of her inter locutor ; but she sits down on the sofa and replies with goodhumor: "Well, my love, I may cor fidently Fay that 1 couid manage your affairs a great deal better than you mana je them yourself, and that if I were you 1 would have Mr. Clement Lascelle3 at m) feet in a very short time." "Perhaps yc u ha- e him there now,", says the prostr ite one, ceasing tosoband trying to sneer instead. "V'ellr DollV, dear, to tell you the truth, I fail m -self to recognize in that young man the charm which I observe he has for for some people; indeed, I consider him a poseur, with anexaspera tingly gcod opinion of himself, and, if you ask my ca idid opinion, I think that he would be all the better for beinw kic ; E- : . ; Dorothy fioi nces up in a moment. "I will trouble yo x not to insult my friends," she cries, with flaming cheeks. "And it is not very east- to believe your sincerity when he was sitting in your pocket all last night, am you . were out walking with him foift vo hours this morning." "Iu any ca e." renlies Mrs. Tjaltnn coolly, ."your emarks prove that I have had time and opportunity to form an opinion of his qualities. I don't deny that he is gooc looking, but it is intoler able that he si. ould be so conscious of it. I admit that br is not without a certain amount of clearness, and has been fairly, well educated; but I violently object to his thinking h imself able to sit in judg ment on peopl e a good deal older and cleverer than himself." "On you, fo instance!" cries Dolly. "No, I wa3 lot thinking of myself, though I adm t the soft impeachment (the one regan ing my age, at least) ; and what I dislike most of all is his placing himself, on a pi destal to be looked at and longed; for b' bv Drettv. sill v little '.6 gir.s, who ought to know better." Dolly stifle s her back, and says, with an assumptio ot aignity which sits in- differently we upon ner. "ji you wm uld prefer not discussing excuse me I s 31 r. Lascil.'es rxto. you. lou are per to your opinion of him. fectly welcom and I claim the libertv of retaining mine." Then, er maiestv tODDlinir over. she says, indjictively, in quite a differ- ent tone of voice. "Perhaps you think I'm such a fo that I aon t see through your mean ab e of hiras" "That I'm y win and wear him my Mrs. Palton. ouite crood- Felt!" suggest humored I y. Ko, my dear and acute child, believe e. you have not fathomed and unmaske my baseness this, time. I and sensitive littl be Art know your de is set upon this fascinating young man. I don't think there is reallv anv harm in him, and I am magnanimous enough to be ready to show you how to obtain his affections, and to make him suppliant in stead of you." I "Suppliant ! cries Dolly, with fresh flames from hi r burning heartascending to her cheeks- ; "Yea. suppl ant. Everyone, my love, can see he m st of all how you hang upon his smile, and despair when he is indifferent or capricious.' Wrath mak( i Dolly absolutely srJeech less. If looks, &c.,"&c, Mrs. Dalton would, Ac., &c. 'Don't be a goose, Dolly." resumes her friend, nct&aving suffered any visi ble injury fro n the lightning glances to which she ha s been subjected. "Keep your temper, s nd reap the advantages or my superior a : e and experience." "Keep them to yourself,' retorts Dolly tartly. 1 . 1 be first I must, whether or no, but the latter sha5l be yours. Come, dear child, you kndw I am fond of you; be lieve me whep say I would not have your enchante r as a gift, and also that I m desirous t sec h'ra subjugated by ou. tie thai be yours, I promise, and iU gJj r;-?9 condition," v THE S Dolly seats herself on the sofa, and allows 3Irs. Dalton to fake her hand, though she looks rather sulky. Still, she does, poor little girl, regard 3Ir Clement Lascellcs as the first prize in the marriage lottery, and Bhe is willing to take upon herself her part of the con tract; to worship him with her mind, and endow him with all her wordly goods. For in a small way she is an heiress, though he is not destitute of money, and has an excellent position. Truth to tell, the young man is not what is called "a bad sort;" he has good looks, good brains, and good manners, when he is not egged on to taking liberties by the silly flatteries of the other sex. Poor Dolly loves him madly, and has innocently shown her auflx-rings at his neglect. Mrs. Dalton having paused to give due effect to her words. Doily, after a moment, is con strained to say rather sulkily : "WeU?" "You must take the vow first." "What vpw?'! with latent irritation. "Tito vow never to tell any human be ing Mr. liscelle least of all, that I, or, for the matter of that, any one, advised you how to act toward him." "Oh, of course, I promise." Mrs. Dalton takes up her parable. 'Clement is ; really fond of you he would be exceedingly fond of you if you only allowed him." "If I allowed him!" gasps Dolly. "Yes," repeats i her adviser. "By al lowing him, I don't mean throwing your self at his head, and showing him that you adore him ; but by making him "doubt your love and hi own capacity for pleasing you. Different men want different treatment. There is nothing so delightful to some as to see and know that a "woman cares for them it, adds tenfold to their devotion for her; but I am bound to say that these men are in the minority".! Most of them are far more stimulated by doubts and fears -the woman becomes more dear as she seems more distant, and, as a rulewhen a man is literally crazy about one of our sex, it i3 because sho has worried and "tormented and kept him upon a perpetual balance between hope and fear. Now, you, and others like you, have so hung upon Clement Lascelles's looks and words,have so positively shown him that he is a great Leing a lofty intellect, a rival to Apollo, that it is not likely he is coming off his pedestal to worship his worship ers. Your only chance, my dear, is to abandon your worship - to counterfeit in difference as best you may, and to let a gradual and ? startling conviction come over him that you were not really in earnest after' all." - rr "It is very easy to talk," pouts Dolly. "It is very easy to act,-too," returns Marian, "if you are positively cei tain, that your plan of campaign i3 going to be successful." "How do I knew that it will be?" . "Try it for twenty four hours, , and see how it works." .' "But I don't know what I am to do." "You mu.t be absolutely guided by me, and not act one moment on your own responsibility." "I dare say it will turn out all wrong," says Dolly, ungraciously, "and that I shill lose him altogether." "All right,"- replies Mrs. Dalton, los ing patience! and ris ng from her seat. "L'o a? you like. After all, what on earth does it matter to me whether you are happy or miserable? Go jour own way." -' :: Dolly springs up and catches her by the arm. "No, no, Marian, don't go ; don't be angry. I will do whatever you tell me." " ; ' "Then hearken and obey. Dick Wyndham is coming to-night. " You know he is rather fond of you. Talk to him, and to him only, all the evening. Do not glance id Mr. lascelles's direc tion. I will keep my eye on him and re port to you how he takes it. If he ap proaches youi in the evening, loox bored and distraite, nnd reply to him by mono syllables." j "I shall never be able to do it," groans Dolly. I ' . , ' "Not with such a bTg stake to win?" (a little sarcastically.) . "Ah! youi don!i know what it is to love?" cries Dolly. "Not as you do, certainly," retorts Marian, with an inflection of voice which Dolly is not acu.e enough to catch. Dick Wyndham arrives in time for dinner. He is rather fond of Dolly he is exceedingly hard up, and wants her money even more than her sweet self. 'He is bright and amusing, has a considerable fund of small talk, is de voted to sport, and has not Mr. Lascel les's aesthetic; taste or lofty manner of showing superiority. He has a genuine contempt for a man who talks art aud plays classical music, as Mr. lascelles has for one who thinks of nothing but hunting, lawn tenris and polo, though he rides fairly straight and is' an average shot himself. ! y - Not a little disgusted is Lascelles, therefore, when Dolly, whose sorrowful ness and its cause have greatly soothed his complacency for, the last twenty-four hours, seim to have eyes and ears for no one but this half-witted soldier at dinner. She is looking charming in a dress of a delicious apricot tint, which he has not seen before the is a great connoisseur of dre-s) ; if he could only catch her eye he would beam on her one of those glances which would have intoxicated her maiden soul. But. whereas it has been his wont to meet her; tender, pleading glances every two minutes heretofore, to-night he might be Banquo's ghost, and she one of Macbeth's guests, for. all she seems to see him. HU memory serves him up various sneering and savage quotations on the theme of sourent femme varie. He is so little icongenial to his neighbor at dinner that she expresses the moet un favorable sentiments regarding him in the drawing room later oa, causing Dolly toxbalt between the desire to defend him hotly and a sense of pleasure that some one besides, herself has suffered from his coldness. Sirs. Dalton makes a pretext for calling Dolly aside. ."Excellent, my love I" she cries, in high good humor, pressing the girl's arm. "He is enraged beyond measure. He -scarcely i took bis eyes off you. Go on and prosper: Thus stimulated, Dolly does go on, and prospers exceedingly. When. Mr. Lascelles and Dick "approach simul taneously -the devotes her whole atten tion to the latter, and has scarcely a word for the former, who presently re tires in tragic dudgeon, and leans against the wall looking like namlet. Lord Byron, or any other blighted being in the sulks. Up to this moment Clement" Lascelles his fate to the touch, because he has been absolutely certain of winning; but now that for the first time he has a rival, a rival who is progressing by leaps and bounds in his lady's favor, he sees that' something must be done. He cannot have been befooled. With gloomy brow and stately step he retires from the smoking room and seeks the solitude of his chamber,, but not of his couch. The dawn has long broken ere he courts repose,' "3Iarian!" cries Dolly, a few hours later, bursting into her friend's room while that lady no early riser at the best of times stilt; nestles among her pillows, "read this"1 and she seats her self on thre bed in a state of great excitement,.- while' Mrs. Dalton languidly peruses the letter thrust into her hands. "I call it grat impertinence !" she re marks, returning it to Dolly. , lIm pertinence 1" with wide-open.eyes. "Certainly !" and vMrs. Dalton, taking it back, quote from it : , "Though I cannot pr etend to offer you the one preat passion of a life sad passages be yond tbe ken of other mortals have tarnished the pure lustre which once surrounded my soul' as with a halo yet, if you will take a heart weary with - the sorrows of the ages, dimmed by the darkling doubts with which an intimate- knowledge of humanity clouds the spirit, take me to your tender breast and let me find shelter tbers from life's griefs and disappointments. What recompense a heart blighted as mine has been can bestow I will strive to make to your angelic sympathy and goodness." . "Is it not beautiful?" cries Dolly in an ecstasy, "I wonder what'he means? I suppose some woman threw him over once:-' . - . "I think it is exceedingly impertinent, and I hope you will resent it." "Resent itl"- almost shrieks Dolly. "Why, it is a declaration 1" "Get me my blotting book off ;that table," commands Mrs. Dalton resolutely. "Now," she says, beginning to write, "you will answer it in this way or I wash my hands of you, and to-morrow he will have reduced you " to abject misery again." ' - She writes hurriedly for a few minutes, and then with heightened color reads the draft aloud: Dear Mr. Lascelles: - I have received your melancholy letter, arid am truly sorry for all you seem to have suffered. But, for my part, I look upon the world as a very pleasant place, and nave made up my mind to enjoy myself as much as possible: so, as I could not console you. and you, with the ideas you express, would make me miserable. I think you had much better look for somebody whose temperament is more like your own. I suppose you mean me to understand that you have been much more in love with some one else than you are with me, which, to say the least, is not very flattering. No! I must have an un divided heart or none at alL . Your sincere friend. D. S. There is a desperate fight : between Mrs. Dalton and DOlly before the latter can be persuaded .to copy and forward what she considers a heartless and flip pant missive. In the end Marian tri umphs. Mr. Lascelles does not appear at breakfast, and Dolly, though her soul quakes-within her, laughs and talks to Dick."-' -: -- Later in the evening, when they are playing lawn tennis, Clement Lascelles, feelirg much smaller than he has ever done in his life, seeks counsel from Mrs. Dalton. With an angelic smile she al ternately pricks him with daggers and makes him gulp down bowls of poison; but sho. does him an excellent turn by taking a good deal of the nonsense out him, He confesses that he adores Dolly. How, oh, how, is he to win her? Has he a ghost of a chance? Mrs. Dalton, looking solemn, declares her inability to reply to th:s. She hints at Dolly's youth and love of amusement. She hints, too, : at Dick's unflagging good spirits and temper. And the upshot of it is, that when Dick returns, crestfa'len, from his afternoon ride with Dolly, having spoken and re ceived his answer, Clement Lascelies carries off the young lady to her boudoir on pretence of wanting to be shown some thing, and, replacing the melancholy of Hamlet by the conquering airs of young Lovelace, takes her in his arm, swears he has been afoul, and has really never loved any one but her sweet self, and that if she accepts him her life shall be one sweet round of pleasure. N Twenty minutes later Doily has passed on all hi3 embraces, and more, to Marian. "How clever you are darling !" she says, adm'ringly. ' To which Mrs. Dalton replies; "Now you know how to manage him, make good use of your knowledge.1' Lonlon Yiorld. Chinese Coins Eight Centuries Old. The author of "The Long Whita Mountain," a recently published work, says : The absence of a silver-currency also makes all motjtey transactions in conceivably troub.'esbme jin Manchuria. Thecopper alloy "cash," about twenty five or thirty of them which go to tho penny, is the only coin issued by the Government It has a hole in the middle, by which numbers can be strung to gethera practice that helps to preserve the coins: and an examination of a few strings taken at random enables one to realize better than almost any th'ng elsa how ancient a people the Chinese are, and how conservative. A gentleman in my I re-ence told his servant to bring a handful, and on running through them we found three coins of the Sung dynasty (of the eleventh and twelfth centurfes), and one issued by WiSan kue;, the Chinese Ceneral who helped the presenUdy nasty to the throne two-and-a-half centuries ago. Think of ask ing an English servant for change, and his bfirgtnr in, quite as" a matter of course, some pence of William the Contj'ieror!"' rXee York DUtpntch. . j The Bank President's Clothe. v Business Man "Now, don't forget; deliver this note to the President of the Miiliona;re Bank. On no account give it .to any one .else. -Goright to the President and hand him this yourself. Don't let any of the clerks take, it." "1 Messenger Boy "Don't jcr fear. Them dudes can't fool me. ; "JLhl" Ever carry messages to the banks?" "Often." ."How do yon 'find the President?" ' "Look fer the core in the shabby suit." Omaha WirlL . Solon Robinson said that "no country ever advanced to the highest grade of civilization, but what advanced over a A HOSPITAL FOR ANIMALS. THE UNIQUE PBOJECT OP XXB BEBOH'S SOCIETY A Building: to Care for Sick or Crtppliul Domestic Animals Ambulances and Doctors. Concerning the new hoai-ital for do mestic animals which the New York So ciety for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals proposes to build at qnce. Mr. Henry Bergh, Jr., President jf the so ciety, said to a Sun reporter: "For a number of years I have been ' impressed with the importance of having a hospital for the care and treatment, especially the surgical treatment, of animals, and to provide for unfortunate animals such care and attention as is now given to human beings. " When we get our hospital we shall have our ambulances ready, with trained horses, like those of the Fire Department, ready to rush out at the sound of a bell, and go to the relief of the suffering ani mals in the streets. This will avoid the delays which at present are not only vexatious but demoralizing to those who witness the suffering of animals dying in the streets. Atjpresent, when animals are past saving, it becomes necessary of ten to destroy them in the 3treet. This is a horrid sight at best, and a very dangerous example to unthinking youths, as some boys Are apt to imitate the pro cess with dogs or cats in the back yard. "We expect to have some novel ap pliances in our,new hospital. : One of these will be a truck to rescue animals from excavations. At present when a horse tumbles down a sewer or a cellar it is difficult to lift him up. We have a derrick now, but it is cumbersome and difficult to move and slow of opeiation. Our new life-saving truck will be quick of movement, strong and adaptable. We shall be able to hoist out ahorse and start him off to the hospital in a jiffy. If we have to kill him it will be done out of sight of tbeTpublic, and expeditiously.- I have Already received a letter from Mr. Edison, who says tho idea of killing by electricity is practical, and I have also a letter from Mayor Hewitt, in which .he promises to give what aid he can to expedite the substiution of I some more prompt and less torturing pound. "It is a common thing now for dogi caught late iu the season to be al most frozen to death in the drowning process at the dog pound. When our new hospital is finished we can kill the dogs, quickly, and keep them out of sight, and put them to no unnecessary pain. It has been proposed to kill dogs by an apparatus which asphyxiates them with carbonic oxid gas. I am satisfied that that would be an expeditious and destructive agent. " The main work of our soe'ety has hitherto been done in the direction of punishing those who have inflicted pain upon dumb animals. This will be some what of a new departure in the way of doing something for the animals themselves.- We had in mind the establish ment of some more painless method of catching dogs in the public streets. At present the dogcatchers set a terrible ex ample of brutality in the heartless way in which they seize dogs and huddle them into a cart and off to the pound. Such doings a:e bad examples for chil dren. It would be better to have a ve hicle with separate compartments for the dogs, and - the dogcatcher, instead of se zing a dog by the leg and throwing him in a heap, could be provided with a net, so as to seize his prey with unneces sary pain. " The lower floor of our new hospital will prbbabTy be devoted to the storage of the ambulances, with stalls for the necessary horses to draw them, and stor age for the life-saving truck. In the rear might be placed the apparatus for killiner the animals that are to be killed. f On the uppor floor we might have stalls for dogs, cats, or other domestic animals requiring temporary home or surgical treatment. It is intended to make the hospital free, except in such cases as are obviously not proper for free treatments Many persons who are able and willing to pay will use the new h spital. Most of the c ases treated will be surgical. No contagious diseases will be received. Horses with scarlet fever or the glanders cannot be treated in our hospital. The danger from contagion would be too great. j "It is not intended to have the hospital take the place of the establishments of ja simTar kind already in the hands ot veterinary surgeons. It will be an emergency hospital, and useful for many animals who may be treated elsewhere afterward, or whose treatment may be paid for by owners who are able to pay. Some idea of the necessity for such an hospital may be gathered from the fact that daring the past year there, were destroyed by this society 2540 animals whose" recovery was not believed to be possible. There were 1202 animajla chloroformed who were disabled ' past recovery. There were 522 disabled horses removed from the streets. Many of these cases would have been taken to such) a hospital as we propose to have now. There is cot at present in existence any hospital such as we propose to build. They have in connection with cjur Philadelphia branch what thejcalladpg shelter." . A Clergyman's Curions Sorest ions. A man dropped in at an auction of unclaimed freight in Boston and pur chased a box, of the contents of which he was ignorant. When he opened fjhe box he found that he was the owner of about 2,CO0 manuscript sermons, formerly the property of a Methodist clergyman. The minister had written along the mar gin of his page such curious suggest ions to himself as the following; . Deliver this passage in solemn tones;" "Scorn ful smile after the word 'never;" "Pause long enough to count twenty five after this passage;" "Close Bible with violent sis ra after this passage;" '"Contemplate ceiling in attitude of adoration at bis point;" "Sarcastic wave of hand ;" "Rapid gesture. Manuscript sermons do not possess, a charm for the purchaser, and he docs not know exactly what to do with his property. A; physician recommends that all the wood used in the interior construction of houses, and a'l the plain surfaces of plaster, should be thoroughly oiled or varnished, so that the power of absorp tion cf foul air and gases fhould be de stroyed. ; ' j NEWS AND NOTES OR 1T03EN. Prinet a Louise, of Lome, is just forty years cf age. A black silk gown is indispensable in a lady's wardrobe. Queen Yictora taboocs the electric light in her palaces. French women of means affect the study of astronomy. Pale pink and gray is a favorite com bination in cotton dresses. Immense Leghorn hats for children! wear are imported extensively. Short dresses are the rule in Paris both for day and evening toilets. Altogether there are 15,000 women in Great Britain engaged in nursing, , - 31 me, Patti-Nicoiini requires forty three trunks to carry her wardrobe." Russia linen of a heavy quality makes durable and serviceable dUn-towels. The fancy Roman ribbons are used both in millinery and in trimming cos tumes. Gray in everyshade Is considered in Paris just now the most stylish of all colors. The popular color for xgloves are tan, eucalyptus brown, and gray in many shades. The cculists all agree that the use ol dotted veils by ladies has increased theii business. The Princess Christian, of Schleswig Holstein, has an article in Oscar Wilds Magazine. Full sleeve) and short waists go to gether, and both are rapidly coming into vocue. Pretty; pinafores for ehildren are made of white nainsock, with a low bodice and full shirt. Fure white hair of the best quality it so rare as to be worth more than iti weight in gold. L6ng woven silk mits or stocking-leg gloves are worn with the open sleeved costume this summer. The new Marseilles blue takes the Elace of navy blue for summer gowns ol o en, serge and flannel. ' Rose'pink and white are favorite colon for bridesmaids. Green or yellow rib bons with white are also favored. The ex-Empress Eugenie .will spend the summer at Osborne Cottage, placed at her disposal by Queen Victoria. A young woman at Cairo, Mich., wean a head of azure hair, hav ng mistaken the family bluing bottle for her hair dye. , Roman moire sashes with lengthwise stripes appeared this season in rich dark combinations, and also in the true Roman colors. , Stylish garnitures of silk cord, gimp, etc., are arranged to cover the entire sur face of wool skirts from the knee to the skirt hem. Marietta Holley, the author of "Josiah Allen's Wife," is said to be the worst fcnwoman of all the women engaged in iterary pursuits. The number of women who walk for exercise regularly in New York is in creasing so rapidly that the doctors are beginning to complain. . Wash dresses for little girls are some times made with full skirts and belted waists with eight or ten feather-stitched tucks down the front and back. Mrs. D. L. King, of Akron, Ohio, is one of the few descendants of George Wash ington's only sister, she being Betty Washington's great granddaughter, Mrs. E. D. E. N. Southworth has bad the gold pens with which her novels were written melted up ani turned into two rings one for each of her children. Yoke waists grow more and more in favor, and the French blouse, with fitted lining, and deeply pointed yokes will be largely 6een in yachting, boating and tennis costumes. The latest fancy in parasols is to have the sections of the cover unequally divided; that is to ay, one narrow and one wide gore, and then the handle must be a natural wood stick. . s ' Mrs. Shoemaker, of Muscle Fork, Mo., is no gadder. Although perfectly well, she has not been away from home for twenty-five years, not even to run in and talk with a neighbor. Among the multitude of new jerseys, one of good black, not too heavily braided, and buttoned once over a vest of white pilot cloth, commands itself both for elegance and service. It is stylish to have one side of youi skut differ in tot o from theother;.but if you flounce one half and diapethe other the uninitiated are apt to pity you for having put your frock on away. A woman's invention is a baby wagon for the house, thoroughly padded, in which the baby cannot be hurt, even II it tips over. The wagon can be turned into a cradle and made into a swing. The first woman preacher in this coun try was Bev. Antoinette Brown Black well, who was minister of an Ohio Con gregational Church thirty-five years ago. She now lives in Elizabeth, N. J., and is a Unitarian. London's latest fad in hair dressing might be termed "the scalp lock." a it consists in a few nearly upright locks ?uite on the top of the Lead, which sre urther accented by some quill, a flower aigrette or "cocky" bow of ribbon. Blouses of red surah with yoke and cuff of tucks of red crape with accesso ries of black velvet, "or of fine white flannel tucked and brier-ttifched with silk, wilt be much worn with skirts of silk or wool throughout the summer. Dr. Tow, of the Chinese Embassy, at Washington, fays there i oo truth in th? story about his approaching marriage to an Americao woman. "L'all newspaper talkee," said the little doctor, gent.cula ting. "3Ie no m'Hy; me have wifee in Chinee." Miss Ethel Ingall, daughter of Sena tor Ingalls, who is writing letter Washington to the New York World, U a handsome young woman with blonde ha?r, dark, flashing eyes, and an intel lectual countenance, rbe has a grace ful figure, and is altogether a moil strik tng girl in appearance. Mrs. Ells F. Younjr. Assistant Super intendent of the Public School f Chi cago, is the only lady who hat the honor of holding a like position. She was educated in the Chicago if hool. it a la ty of mprior rcSncmeat and cultira ti.m, and is in every way qualifed for tie dalles pert fobs: to her politics, r "QUIT YOUH FOOX-IN'.- Gir! la quer! I ue' to thiak Emmy didn't carw for ra. For whenever I would try Any iovia arts to saa XIow the'd take 'eta wt crivir Always, ury-l.k, nytshc; 44Quityour focUa':" Once, afoin home Tom eliurch, Jwt to find if it would work, Bound her waist I slipped my arm My! you'd e-tt 'o iwn tr j-rk. Spunky 1 well, the actl And aba snapped me ep ai rrk "Quit your fooliaT Every tlms 'twas jost the tm, v" Till ona night I says, mjs I Chokin'toma I most alruit, Tremblia' soma I dont d'ny M Emmy, sreda " I don't suit. Guess I better say 'gofviby,' An'qoit fool, a'." Girls is quer! f bsonly l.tii!. I Cheeks all dimplia"; "Jcbn." tayt "Foolin men, that n rr gt FUal in earnest, aint tor me" Want that cute! I took the Mnt, An' a chair, an' stai.t, an' w Quit our f ooUu. HUMOR t THE DAT. "Great Scott !"Slr Walter. A couple o' castaways Old so'. The greyhound is a headlong anl.-.i!, A cereal story A lie about the graij crop. Chestnut a new came tor aa cl! thing. When the tailor gets rich it Is by tl.f r! industry. A blind teacher would naturally !. w : bad pupils. , If one were his own dentist b fni"'.! have teeth extracted without pivin. Tho undertaker may not buint cf V.i athletics, buthe's something of a boir. 'f cannot sing the o'.d ong I sang long years jo" Whereat a rheerful friend remark- 1 : "Thank Heaven that i wx" She (happily) "Aren't the rmte-t delicious, Georgel" He (appiehcrmt t !j j "Yes; and so are the crackers. I; t I ever ateP Til-Hit. As the man In the moon pets full hi shines larger and brighter, l hj t.,n- c 1 earth who gets full simply get tf l n the face, and foolish. Beer is not generally contldercd i expensive drink, but a little porter cn drawiDg-room car will oftca cost j: 4 half a dollar. JV' w 3 VJfc Vn-i. French as She is Spke. Patron (t i restaurant waiter): "Got any Bri cheese?" Waiter (astoaUhe!) "Or.ly the pair I've got on. 11 1, 1 ' tl. "Can anything lettle tho servant iiX question 1" asks a weary boukkrq :r. To which we respecfully reply; "Vc, the kerosene can." Xew York 2frcvry. Papa'(of Calvanistic faith, ha j heard that Moilio was at the theatre 1- : evening) "Good morning, daughter cl Satan." Moilio "Good morning, fth er."Lie. There are 1010 medicines In V. i pharmacopa a of the United State', an I in most communities there is ono i.-u-x who has tried every on of them b' fr i discovering that there never wai aiy thing the matter with hitn. Father (to would-bo on-in law) "Young man, will you bo able to tall care of my daughter in the ntjlu H which the has always been accustomed? Young Man- "I'll guarantee it, sir, ti return the glrL" See York h'n. "None of your sauce to me.in'.i,' said the man who mutt have his litt! i joke, with an aumption of Lrus lne nest, as the waiter girl wai sbo.it t? place a dish of marmalade b'id Kit plate at supper. Detroit Fre? Vr . "Another big wash out on our bm !' exclaimed the railroad emploje'n i-. dustrious helpmeet, pointing to thi fctrin of whitened clothei which strttd.fi from their back window to a hou? across the way. D:troit l'rt J'reu, "Would the ladies be in favor cf n uniform marriage law, do you thiak asked a member of Congress of one f his fair constituents; and ihs repli li "Vrcry likely, if the uniform wir? t pretty one and had a handiocae tnta Is it." "Ha, ha! How do you feci towr asked one fly of another, wL'uh lit been caught on a piece of eUtrniir. - paper, and was in vain trying to wals through the general stickinc-M. '(! . : me," was the brief reply. Wr ChronUU. "This is very strange," r"nsrk' Billy Bliven, thoughtfully, after l.e h ! tasted the contents of LU butt-r-d ; b ; "very strance indeed." "What i itraoger That suh delicate, butter should turn out to be ro rot . Merchant Trawler. "I am surprised, I.'obby," tai l 1.1 father, reprovingly, "that you bcu! I itrike your brother. Don't jou kr. n-.-Ibat it is cowardly to Lit on i::.'-r than yourself!" "Then hy do yo i 1.: me, pa?" inquired the boy with si t.:f of having the better of lUl'jlt. "Whose picture if that?'' tztA t'.f new owner of a Nebraska opers-tou? t f so artitt who had been told to 4r w the building sccordi..g to hit own tav. "Shskepeare's," replied the art: "Shake jeare! Who' that? Nevr heard cf him. Paint it out and put nj picture there. GTojhV-. At Csnnes, in front of a ima'.I l.'.t onsker's hop. the EnlUh tourUt r.- 7 Sad the following intcription in Lii rr . langusjre:' "i;epirs burg with ...: ;oaeh." After Jon g and anxious tho-: ae may arrive at the cobbler's my .'. . ' :. mho only whtts to inform his sur.a'.i oatrbns thit "repairs sre execute ! wit liliffence." A Lofe-Lorn Cataleptic. In the Lanraiter '(Peso.) Inr:e b tb is a patkst who puzzb- U b tot He cannot apeak, but aa hcr ' 1 ifter a Gambling fx.hiorj. I' l I aot move haxid or h'M 1 or tj :l b J ftihrra iila.-e thcrn. they v.-. " . . ...r -i . ; hut. tra.: nam i Jr.hn Kocchtl. ar. 1 ronditioa, it i aid, w- Iro-:.bt f by adIaprointrr.cr.tialoTe alur v. le ran wl d4n the woc-d t::i att :'. with catalepsy, freta L'c' h? r