svmi-- liHiiiiiHiHrfrnwiniwrnnmriirri'iiii ilium ilriminiiiNii--rr-- it iimrarinnriirriii UNION, THE CONSTITUTION AND THE LAWS-THE GUARDIANS OF OUR LIBERTY. Vol. XL. HILLSBOROUGH, N. C., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 1859. No. 19S5. THE ADAM" EXPRE3- COMPANY. THI9 old e.Uhliahrd responsible and reliable Com pany, hiving express facilities over the North Ca rolina Railroad, to prepsred to receive end forward II disruptions of freight and valuables to and from all points on thia road. . - . The faeilitiea possessed by thia company for lha prompt forwarding and quick delivery of matter entrust, ca to them to all aeeanitile pointa In the United 8tatee, end the early delivery of freight by Steamer Eiprest from New York semi-weekly, and dally Inland Express from New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Kiehmond, MorlulSt end Petersburg, otter great inducement lo Mer f hanl to obtain Spring Slock quickly. For further particular apply to Mr. J. A. Cameron, Agent tt Hillaborough. VT. H. TREGO, Sup't " March I. t : "' St 4w Merchants, Tobacconists and Planters DESIRING to store Merck adiM, Manufactured Te aee and Country Predeee ia Danville, for ehlp Meat North, el to be delivered le wagon and baUeaox, re resyeeUully Informed that we are now reedy le re ceive consignsente, and premie ear pereonal attention te the eafe delivery of every package entrusted to ear Care. W guarantee estisfsciion. McKINSEY, FLOOD & CO. ' Danvile, Va, March 4. ' 81 am Guano, Plaster, Lime, and other Fertilizers, ' -t ' RECENT arrangemeuta with Eaetern Hooeea enable te supply on application, all order fur Guano, Plaster, Lime, and other Feililiieis, at price te auit the u,. McKINSEY, FLOOD & CO. Danville, Vs., March 4. l-?m BACON, PORK, AND LARD. WlJPEKINTEMJENTS of Public Werka, Propiie 3 tor of Hot), Steward of College, end ell other ia want of Bacon, Purk eud Uard, are reapeclfully re queried to call and eiamin our Slack before aruiling their order North, a our arrangement with West in House enable u to upply ill order low a tb eame can be had ia Richmond or Baltiiaoie, time end fieu.h( considered. We gueranle es'isfection. McKINSEY, FLOOD & CO. Danville, Va., March . . SI tm COFFEE, SUGAR, k MOLASSES. WE ace new receiving our Spring aupply ef Codec, Sugar sad Molasses, and repeetfully invite the attention ef the Trade te eat Mock, before eroding their vrdere North. AFLOAT. On Conaignment from a LouUiana Plantation, to fahd. Prim N. O. Sugar, 100 bbl. " " Molsese. McKINSEY, FLOOD & CO. Danville, Ye, March 4. 81-tm TOBACCONISTS VISlTINQ Danville ia aearch of MateriaJe, wilt tnd our ateck of Olive Oil, if. E. Kgro, Lfcmice, Tenona Beiaa, Crushed Sugar, Bo tag and Uoing Neil, eery eaperior, and el price to auit McKINSEY, FLOOD & CO. Danville, Vn March 4. 81 2m 1IAIRST0X AND VENN'S IRON. iyAC0. Makers, Blacksmiths, and all other ia " want of good IKON, are reapeclfully requested te call and eiamine eur large elock ef Heir sum and Penn'e popular Hammered Icon, drawn out to auit any Want, end warranted to please. We alee keep a full lock of Engliab, American nd Swedes Iran. McKINSEY, FLOOD fit CO. Danville, Va, March 4. Sl-Im OUR CUSTOMERS' Vtril.L pleas call aa early tt possible for all orders fur i;u.vr rVed, Kentucky Blue Crae Seed, Orchard " Herds -Timulby " " aa ear etock of new Heed is nsw e-iniplrte. McKINSEY, FLOD & CO. Danville, Va., March 4. 81 Sm orrms! corriNSi CHAPEL HILL, li. C, HAVING ehlained the exclusive right for Orange County. lo erU Flak's Melnlllc Itarliil Caeca, would rrspectfully announce that be w now prepared to fill ell order for the tir-tight, iaocsfruef ibtt Burial Caaea, All description and si ire ef Ceramet) Coflina also kept on hand. 17 The Metallic Burial Caere will also be kept for sal by D. D. Phillips. Hilleboie.igb. Chapel 11,11. Merrh 4. 8 1 -6m GRAY BROTHERS' LATEST IMPROVED Steel Hod Door & Gate Spring, WITH THEIR Newly Invented Graduating Bracket. Patented Jan. II, Ul. C-ttAY BROTHERS, in allsrhing their Newly In- vented Uisduatliif Brsrkel to Ihrir " eld and well known Door and Male Spring." are folly convinced the erticl nnw nAVied eumlmra all the requisite of a per fret Spring, awl is re.liy superior le sny thing now in the mvrket, and claims Ibis superiority for Ibe follow ing res anus I i. Accuracy in eprraiion. . facility in operaimn. 3. Adsntstaliiv to sny kind of Door or (Isle. t. Least liable to get out ef order, a. Moat Durable and powerful. .. Cneapesl end Bint simple. XV These Dour and Gie tourings r kept an hsnd for s.le by K B. WAITT, Cbspel Hilt, aad D. D. PHILLIP, Hillsborough. March!. 8t-6m GUANO. I HAVE made arrsngemmts to keep a constant nip. ply of par Peruvian (il'ANO, and Rbwl' SU PER PHOSPHATE of LIME, at very low prices. JAMK3 WEBB. February S3. 79 K( CA1KS ef LIME for eats low for Cash. Also jyj COFFEE, Biusrt's SUO A It, and many oib.r aMnble aiticlcs. JAMES WEBB. June t. 84 DRIED APPLES and Peaches wanted th highest market price paid bv J. U. TURRENTINE it 80V. August 18. - J BLANKS for Sale at this Office. NOTICE:- THE aubsciibira having qualified at February term, 1858, of Orange Court of Plea and Quarter See. ion, aa adminwtralore on the e elate of Dr. B. 1.. UUK HAM, deceased, notice i hereby given te all person indebted to eUI ett to eom forward and nettle the m t and Ihoee having claim againet the eateta will preeant them within the time prescribed by law, or ibis notice wilt be plead in bar of their recover-. ' F. A. STAGG, F. A. DAVIES. I March. SI ; - TO MULE RAISERS. THE subscribers, after much trouble and ei pence kava succeeded ia procuring one of the bug eel and Sneat JACKS ever imported into thia country. BASHAW will aiand toe ensuing sssson.eommsn. ini tb let ef March, at the stable of J. B. Lenhere, and will sender service at the low price of tea dollar la insure, aud fifty cent la the groom in all ease. DESCRIPTION BacUw wm imported direct from Malta, la 8 paint wiH he 8 yearn old neat Aerast; is fuU barteea and a half handa high, ef tne form and action, with a rich black silky coal of bur. It I only Decesurv for judge af tuck ttock to as him lo be con vinced that be ia of the purest blood. . W. LATTA. South Lowell, Feb. 80, 1859. - TS IstJy TO MULE RAISERS. 1 Y Jack Simon Purs, will stand the ensuing season, "A and include the fall season, al hie stable, seven milre north of Hillaborough. I do not intend to send him any where els. ' Price lor insurance five dollars each, the money due when the fset is ascertained, or tha property changed. All possible cere will be taken e prevent acc dents, but no responsibility for any that may happen. DESCRIPTION. 8imon Pure will be seven yeara old in June t ia a aura foel getter, and i sir to some a good cob any oiher Jack. He ia very neat four teen handa high, end of eirellent form. I have the reitificete of John A. Vines, the gentlemen of whom I obtained the Jack, who says he ia from as tine a family of Jacks as anv in the eastern pait of tb State. Hia dam wae lha largest Jenny I ever eaw, and as black ss a crow. I I lie, li. KA i March I. 80 BUSINESS NOTICE. All notes and accounts contracted previous to 1st January, 1859, with us, were due at that time. We ex pect them to be closed without failure at t ebruary Court. J. C. TURRENTINE SOX. February 22, 1859. Revival of Business. nAVIN'Q concluded lo lemaia in Hillaborough and eeatino business, mv eld enataanera will find oie ana door east of " The brick Houee," any former shop. My work shall be well and faahioaably done, and all mv cutting job prepsred ss that the seamstress shsH tnd as dilCculty ia making. All work eiecuted al tha eliortesl notlee. JAMES 8. WATSON. February S. 77 SUNDRIES. EXTRACT of Pine Apple, Eitraet of Banana, White Pepper, Frangipani Sachets, Frangipani Per fume, Jayne'e Hair Tonic, White and Colored Tissue Paper, for sale at the DKTG STORE. September I. A'Z.VCr"aS MOUNTAIN IRON. HAVE now oa hand for aal Twelve Thousand A pounds of Ibe above Iron, which baa heretofore giv en aucb general aaliefeciioa, and the seme for which Mr. sad P. B. Knffin wa agent; consisting el Bar, for lire pianiauun use, fquais, uanu, sc. c, The assortment will be kept complete, and oU at! r ' . lowest rstr. JAMES WEBB, Agent of King Mountain Iron Co. December 14. 70 I ; Clover, Lucerne, Timothy and Herds UrarJ Seeds, For aal by February 31. A CARD. 3). aosiSafsiin, sirmsT, 1 1 AVI.OIsiedio Chapel Hill.re.peeifully offer, w.h.- iiarnsof the low ,luM.,.i.c,0ry i requested. fami- uis prowaaionai services is inecmsenaov ini ; aad arroanding country. Heeen produce testimonials ol his skill in the prnleseiei fllV VIUCV . VF . " H,a IlqneiVO, ! lies win se watted en at ttieir reciuene. unargearea onahl. XT Dr. tt. will be in Hillsborough the fourth week in each month, alw Superior Court work, and eflenet f without aura charge) if requested. August 18. Ot RAGS! HAGS!!! RAGS!!! UAOS WANTED, by J. C. TUKRKNTINi: k SOS. November tR. IT- Ofllce cue .tlnnufuclMrlns; Company. Raleigh, June 3d, l"68. 'PHIS Company continues to pay 3 Cent par pound lit I'tSton and Linen RAUS delivered at Raleigh, or at Iheir Mills hi mile essl of Releigh. Addict v DUSTED, Treasurer. June 30. 48 3m RI3f.IJi:Ef prrealy for Skirt, Embroidered , v, ""m'i "'r BrM ""4 Wh,f,HH, Ho "dl Elaslia Belu, by J. C. TURRENTIXE at SOS. September 18. 08 JONES'S KKttOSENE LAMPS. NE W M el these Improved tamps, which de not go out when es posed le a current of air, and by a process of ladialion va at least en third ef (he nil. ever lha common lamp. Also, th rommoa Kerosene lamp. Jones's lamps are kept only by as. J. C. rURRENTliNK at SON. October 8. 60 nilOIOB CALF SKINS, Sho Thread and Shoe Nail, by J. C. TURRENTINE at SOV. Drembett. 17 ORIME Sweet New Crop MOLASSES and fre.h . RICE) else 138 asrk fin SALT, al ft.tO eh. One af rover St Baker' Best Family Sewing Ma chine, which I hav tried and pieved, now nn hsnd and lor sale. JAMES WEBB. 74- Jsa. St. 5 W r -it- " May your rich soil, Exuberant, nature' better biceainge po O'er every land," ' Fiom 111 Cotton Planter and Boil. PREPARING THE 80IL PLANTING AND CULTIVATING COTTON, - Dr. Cmhjd Dear Sir : The period for the preparation of the toil for the reception of the teea is ipnng time, li near at nana, j have thought it might sot be unimportant to iliicuia the best mode of preparing the oil, and the cultivation of the cotton plant. Fin the first place, the hill-aidei ihould be ditched, ai no ay item of cultivation will re tain the fertility of the toil if ever rain that tails it allowed to carry away the richest portion of the earth, and convert the hills into barren gullies. Independent of the savin? of the land by the horizontal system of culture, it is beneficial in retaining the water so that it may be absorbed by the earth, and furnish moisture to the plants in times of drought. Next to ditching the hill-sides in impor tance, is the turning over with good turn plows, all rough, grassy and stubble lands. The time when this operation i accom plished, is a matter of much importance ; as sufficient time for the complete decomposi tion of all vegetable matter must be allowed, or the greatest good will not be accomplish ed by this operation. It will be teen, then, that the earlier in the fall or winter all stub ble and grassy corn landi are turned over the better. The immediate preparation ol the laud for the cotton crop should be commenced bv sabsoiling the land to the depth of eight or ten inches, and this should be done in Feb ruary if possible. As soon as the subsoiling is gotten through with, the beds intended for the reception of the cotton seed should l .l . .i.: -i r , imD.rt.nc.. much of the after succesf de - pends on the manner in which the beds have Eeen made. Commence bedding by running a shovel furrow as deep as ane horse can pull it convenientlr. about three feet apart as! level as the rows can be made, then finish bedding with a turning plow, pulverizing the earth as deeply and thoroughly as possible. There ia considerable discrepancy of opin ion in relation to the width of row. I think that on lands that will not bring more than a thojsand or twelve hundred pounds of cot ton to the acre, three feet is the proper dis tance for the rows to be placed apart. The physical condition and chemical changes effected by only subsoiling, is no where more apparent than in the cultivation of the cotton plant. It is a well ascertained ' r t ,L.a ... ,..:.i .,.!.,.,: inav, mat win aucceeu wen io our iiuuaic, , L . Hilt !Jti monument more to be desired tardation in the growth ot the cnttoa plant ,. . . ... . m c , ,.... will cause it to drop its forms. The condi- than marble. Me hope mweem. tion of the soil best calculated to furnish the greatest amount of nutritive matter. and to t ,1,. ,., nn;r,,,m .,,). " -- '"""" 'T'7." ura Ifmiwrilar, anil rkfrinf.snilitv. will in. sure the createst vield of cotton per acre The mechanical changes effected by thorough . subsoiling, consists in creating a system of small capillary vessels to the depth ol eight or ten inches, operating as so many small jtuoes, wnicn oy cspuiary attraction draws JAMES WEBB. lne moisture ,ronl orpine oenrain anu so 7g! sorbs the mosture and gases from the atmos Ph phere. A non conducting medium, or near ly so, is created to the depth of the earth subsoiled, obstructing the burning ravs of the sun in summer, and the retention of the mniiture of the earth. The great permra muiaiure ,i iie rai in. a nc nirai .ciiiir-i 0it 0f t)ie iojj eMUU trie pat4t to send its ' to t ftnw j h in Mrh f foi' When the soil is deeply pulverized,! it is able to absorb a much greater amount of rain water, thereby pi-eventing w ashing of the land, and drown'ns of the plant. Now, as the soil takes up more water, evaporation prevented, drought does not so easily effect the growing plant. It will be aeen that in proportion to the fineness of the soil, and the depth it is pul verized, the greater will be the surface acted upon by atmospherical and electrical influ ences; consequently, a greater amount of nutritive matter will be assimilated and ta ken up by the roots of the plants in search after food. The height of the beds preparatory to the reception ot the soil depends very much on the quality of seed 1 if the land is level, and the soil close ami nne tne oeu. cannm oe mrown .a " " a sw . a a . a a . up toehigh. li me ian.i is eve anu tne sou coarse and sandv, then 8 height i best. Upland I IIIUUCISllC Ml HI rill Mill i that are light and tri able do not require to be raised much above a level j but uplands having a tenacious clog gy soil, such as the prairie lands, ought to be bedded pretty high so as to protect the plants until the water can be absorbed. I have al ready said, that in making the beds the land should be plowed at deep as possible. From the first to the fifth of April is the best time to commence planting, which should be done by running a small scooter furrow exactly ia the middle of the bed, covering with a har row. The seed ought to be drilled pretty thick to insure a good stand and to enable ths hands to make speed in running around the first tune. The cultivation of the cotton plant is an operatiun of the greatest importance that svstem of culture which will insure the! greatest uniformity of condition at regards: warmth and moisture, at the same time giv- J ing the greatest amount of play to the elec- trical and atmospherical influences, and do ing the least amount of injury to the roots of the plant, is the one most certain to pro. duce the greatest vield of staple or cotton lint. ; As soon ss the young plants are above (he ground, commence its cultivation by running around each side as close as it can be done, covering all the cotton up except the buds oft narrow streak in the centre of the bed. This operation it properly done, will save a Jreat deal ot hoeing. In about five or six ays alter the cotton has been run around, which should be done with solid sweep, the operation of chopping out may be com menced, and as soon as tne hoes have gone ever it, it should again be plowed with a sweep with two furrows to each row. The loes should now follow the plows, and .ut the stalks of cotton to the distance they are intended to stand ; as much regularity ir. this work, must be observed as possible; placing each stalk in the rows half the dis tance the rows are apart. Commence plow ing the third time in about fifteen or twenty days, run three or four furrows in each row according to their width. Great care now most be used not to let the plow go too deep the plow used most be a flat sweep. Great industry will be necessary now to get back to the cotton to give it the lourth and last plowing. Much caution is required in this last op eration, as many Gelds of cotton are ruined by the last plowing. The work should be done with a very flat sweep running as shal low as possible", and far enough from the stalks to prevent breaking the limbs and the roots. The whole operation may be com pleted with the hoes, by going over and cut ting eutall the straggling weeds, and bunches of grass that may liave been left by the plows. Your truly, JOSEPH W. ATKINS. Fwm tha Rural Country Gentleman. HUNGARIAN AND RYE CRASS. Mr. Editor! The people of the South must turn their attention to other things beside cotton, if they would be a thrifty in dr pendent people. We should raise not anly our corn, wheat, and oats, but we should put down a portion of eur land in grass for hay and lor grazing, H we desire to raise the mocs. i stock necessary to supply our wants. Our woo'UnoW. J,rodu" "7 l'"1? "i'"d! il '" oufr. PT K.Tf hV' w"T,t P0"' r?"" " '", "l ZV ' , , h """ f'r"l trJ tl,e Re Grm ,nd the Hungarian Grass i i. The writer has been told that the Rye Grass succeeds well, and will make excel lent hsy. The Hungarian succeeds in sim ilar latitudes in F.urope. It succeeds well in Iowa, produces better hsr, and a larger vield than any other grass. It is worthy of a trial in our climate and soil. I annot some of our farmers give us more information on this subject f It is important to our agricultural inter estst end the man who succeeds in discov ering the necessary grasses for grazing and hav, that will aucceeil well in our climate, ! Pon.uen" " S" " " r"u'1 " F"'' fWe would be pleased to hear from any. and all our readers, on the above subject. Ed. SrsniviDf ths Cattlk Yards. In regard In the necessity for such division of cattleyard as will give equal opportunities to the ani mals confined therein, for progrea and im provement, the Prairie Farmer says t " Large and small animal are turned in promiscuously together, and every farmer knows that the larger ones are very ferocious and domineering towards those much infer- nr. but careful not to provoke the wrath of such as are nearly equal. Turn those to. geiher that are of a similar size, and they will be more quiet. Calves generally are too much neglected, and come out small and ' puny in the spring. A good manager has a I spacious stable for calves in one of his sheds moderately lighted, and well theltered from all cm rents of wind. This apartment is kept clean, the calves fed on good hay, and sup plied with good water. They present very different appearances flora other cahts in the ipnn. A SsuitT Sreix. A gentleman in Xorili Chester, Vermont, two or three weeks since, offered as a prize a copy of Webster's l"na bridged Dictionary lo the one of the scholars in all the public schools in town who should " spell all the others down." Seven schools were accordingly represented, and about a l UWII 7tIIfl 9 dozen teacher anil a large crowd oi specta oresent. when the trial took place j M uc Bu, M ,rii, WM ,0 b-, h, : . a.M JV..I..Msa oa Isew sm, atma.fi UH WUlUt IHII tlaj fJJIIIVI .SII1i; siv iimw mast take his or her teat. Eighty scholars contended for the honor and the prize, and after five hours trial, five pupils remained standing, and the enthusiastic audience soon raised the needful to purchase each a copy of lha Unabridged. Dtc'ultd in the Xegativt. Is the ense of smelling more pleasing than the sense of tast ing ?" wss the subject before a western de bating club in a bar-room. Uncle Joe was the last to tptsk upon the negative, and all were anxious to hear him deliver himself. Walk ing uo to the bar keeper he railed for a hot whisker punch, and drank it off with treat guste, then turning to his opponents hi hand- ed lite empty glass to me leading nisputant, and thundered out," Aow imeU tt, , yoi i var- mint. It ii Je M brought : ' it ia neediest to ami mat vncie down the house," aud also the j decision lor the negative. For the Recorder. TIIF. LONE GRAVE. The eyo of kindred view it not, That grave to far away, That form one beautiful lo them I ming'ling there with clay. Away from heme the dear one died, And atrangera took the place Of thoN for whom he deeply aighed Of every kindred face. They wiped the deth-dmp from hi brow Thai friend would fain hv done, And laid hie youthful body low, To slumber there alone. They knew not what a joy 'twould be Te friends long parted from, The last ol their beloved to tee, And weep around hi tomb. Eye thai once gazed upon him here Look not upon hi grave, But hrarta that distance cannnl rnnrk Are wafted on the wave The wave of thought, at eventide And early bluah of morn, Where aleeps the dust of him who died Far from hia childhood's home. But, oh, could kindred hed a leer Upon hi early trnnb, 'Twould trngely leave a trace of cheer That othera know not of. Sweet ia hi alcep so far awuy Aa If hi grave were tienr, Bui rould a lister's loving hand Just plant one fljwcr there ! He elcepa with atrangers gather'd round. Hie parent deep not there ; But their united spirits dwell Beyond the reach of fear Where partings never rend the heart. Nor death their vital tare, Where golden stream of merry Aow, And there are no graves there. 8. H. March 7th, 1839. B. A NOVEL EXPEDIENT. The Paris correspondent of the Express in the subjoined storv convevs an excellent hint to the mammas of children who dislike to take unpalatable mixtures : Our experienced engineer, Mr. Belial, and Every body knows how repugnant to the ;our P'dite and gentlemanly conductor, Mr. taste is cod fiver oil in any disguise what j Mix, have been too lung known to the trav ever. Its excellent qualities as a medica- ,eling public to need any recommendation, inent are equally undeniable, ami grown pen-1 Indeed, so swift and sparkling are our trains pie therefore manage to swallow it when the through all our towns and villages, that some doctor so ordains. Hut who has ever con- hv "lied it " The flying artillery of hell trived to induce a child to take a second dote i let loose on the earth." Tickets must al of cod liver oil ? 1 dare be sworn that such ? he procured of Mr. Mix at the Drink a prodigy of address never was accomplished ,' Hotel, where you may see the following until Madame U., a ransian mother, set the example. Madame II. has a sou six years; old, who is the incarnation of rapri-e ami j self-will, like many another spoiled child, j The family physician sometime ago ordered j a table spoonful of cod liver oil to be admin- j istered to the boy every evening. 'I he mo- i ther knew that ii he swallowed the natiieous j extract once it would be once only, unlc i force was employed, and this means the w loth to adopt. Mo Madame U., knowing tho-, roughly the weak point of her son's charac-1 ter, hit upon an ingenious plan to overcome j the difficulty. t The famifv. consisting of five or six per-i 11enr,,.,5,lt f .V'.': r-er " A' sons, spend the evening? at home. The n.o- "rvtlle at 8 A. 31.. tt mev.lle at A. M ther. in the child's presence, described in L,'"", "uuSh at 10 K -M" na Wke. glowing terms a syrup from the East, ol'i '..J, . , ., . . ... , which the Sultan and his favorites are so ' !e P! f train will be greatly in fond that little could be obtained for es-if"."? a lt Procee,l' slopping, however. porUtion until lately. Even now none ! ,,and t Poorliouseville, Hospt- nut grown persons can sip this marvelous; raibor;. Gallow.vil le, &c. elixir, whose virtues are written in no Ian-! f,nny will be ready as usual, guage but Latin. Children have never been i'T'11? way passengers, until further allowed to taste it, any more than they are , nV.ce,. ... , . nermitleil fa ilrink rhsnmae-ne. emnke r i. I" " - - - I B (roots, sit up until midnight, wear boots, go!0"",,r' aH'' orphans are partic I to the club, vote at elections, carry an eve-1 nMf r'V" $ nl Aw Iniluire, f' P" glass, talk polities, or do other thing which f"1' P'"!"''-'. K'i'n Depot, as in no case will l-i- J.. -r- ..... ,k:- r. .. the Direr tors hold themselves lube fur acc . wen suit . aw '-. ,,iwii , a B . was declared even superior to these tidlM ta P. live privilege. After all thit had been carefully said a ! dozen timet, little Pitcher's ears bring very j wide open, tea was served, and with it abot-! tie iif the .llir ioite svrnn in nuestinn. Miiiih evetj body the grown people fasted aid pronounced exquiiite superb ! An uncle, who knew his part bv heart, smacked his lips, and begged for "more. Between you and I, the beetse was nothine but apple syrup. After all had bt en served twice, the bottle was carefully locked in the aide- board. " The same performance was solemnly re. prated for several evenings. At last flie child, who had not lost a joint of what hd occurred, and deeply mortified to think that his youth stood betwVn him and the delight- ful syrup, ventured to ask his mother to Ul hint "taste it only a spooufjl. " Is it possible yon can think of such a thing f " exclaimed Madame D. Oh. dear, no! If it were kuoan that you drank- Sul- tan't syrup, no one would consider you a lit- tie uoy any longer, ami people would oe asking you the time of day, or the price of stocks!" All this of course onty tcttdo-l to increase the child's curiosity ; and the next day, his mother, appearing to yield to his entreaties, promised that perhapi a spoonful might be .it.n him ffiifir aifc-itniiitv. tin ituftn. i,.inH twin bottles were brought forth, and whilst the comedians took each a small glass of apple syrup as before, Master Alfred gulped down a good dose of cod liver oil. And he ' did it with pride and joy, Ion. despite its ! horrible taste fully pursiuded, as he wst, that his elders were permitting him to imi tate them. No one asked him how he liked it, and after lavishing new praises upon the elixir, it was azatn very careful v nut auav. The next evening the same performance was repeated, and the next, and the next; the child's vanity being always excited to the requisite point. Ana so well did Madame D. and her accomplices play out the comedy, that to this day, whenever little Alfred is wilful or disobedient, or lazr. or obstinate. or fretful, all his mother need say is, " if you are not a good boy, you shall have no syrup io-nigni. Ana tne menace works like a charm ! DESTRUCTION RAILROAD. The Directors take pleasure in re-assuring their numerous friends and patrons that the K o.il to Ituin is now in good order. Within the last three months it hat car ried more than three hundred thousand pas sengers clear through from the town of Tem perance to the city of Destruction, while the number of way passengers is encourag ing. An enormous amount of freight, such as mechanics' tools, household furniture, and even whole farms, have gone forward ; and the receipts of the year have been so large '.hat the Directors have resolved to declare a dividend of five hundred per cent. The track has been much improved, and re-laid with Messrs. Diabolus & Co.'s patent rail. The grades are reduced to a dead level, and tlx switches brought to such perfection all along the route, as to jerk the cars in a mo ment from the main track, to avoid collision with the Total Abstinence engine and the Temperance train which have recently oc casioned so much trouble. In short, we have spared no expense U make it superior lo any other Road to Ruin ever established. It gives us great pleasure to call the atten tion of the public to the improvements in our engines and cars. The old favorite lo comotive 'Alrhohol has a fire chamber of double capacity, and patent driving wheels alter tne lasnton ol old Juggernaut. Uur wine cars are models of luxurious convey ance, after the pattern of the far-famed Lon don Gin Palaces where ladies and children and gentlemen of the first water can have all attention. To keep up with the snirit of the times, our whiskey, mm, aud i..ndy cars have been greatly enlarged and fare reduced to half price. Our cider and beer cars are exciting attention among the chil- idren. exiraci irom our cnarter iroin uovernment: Licensed to rank a strong man weak ; Licensed to lay a wie man low ; I.ircnsed a wile's fond hesrt lo brcsk. And make her children' tears to fljw. Licmaed to do thy neighbor harm, I.ircnsed to feeler hale and strile; Licenwd to nerve i lie lolilier's arm ; Lircned to wbrt the murdemiii knit'.-. Li envj tvhere peace and e,t'iet dwell. To hiing di ie and want and woe ; Licensed to mike the wnrid a hell, And fit nore tor a hell below." RFori.vnuN. The down train leaves Ci """"" - me itni.KtM.t-, Ptes't. Kunt:RT Hr-TAtt, Vice Prea't. fif'tV.w. Ting 7 Wht F.vkRV Bopv it Cross. -Due dav lit- ''u', " n'e running into me tiousu ,"'r his little? sister Mry wai sewing, lie h'd something in hie hand which he had (lound in H e bark yard, ! " 0!i. aistcr Mary !" said he, "I have found pfttv thin.'. It is a piece of red glast j pn looktd t'.rougli it everything looked red too. The Lees, the house, the g'"" grass, your face, and everything it i red." i -M iry replied, ' Yea, it is very beautiful ; " ' ,' !w V"U how to iJgrn a useful l'n from it. You remember the other ; you thought every person was cross to ( .vu were iik tHi piece of g'.as. U'lith makes every thing rc.l, because it is j You were ross, so you thought every around you was eross, Uo. hum are J ft0"' hii-nor.an,' J-ind to every one, they . , . ., wiuawm ,nm you. I hear that Mc Dickens is at wmk wii. ting s '"ok not lobe publ.shd,Ktv be read by ttie author. It is recently thai our two) mot pn;Mit-r authors have d srnvried what a s iurce of large returns llu readipw buti- l i. it - ! ,hritv, that Mr. Dickni realized more thin j.ooo last year from thit source alone tan 1 ; j,jr. Thackeray ,nu.t have not '. ic ss much, at Inst! from hia tenures sine. I.. ... gjn t wr at write to read. t l.i-ic ws C.-i'.