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i I at IK. nlntnMi( f my ariy
frk-mUofThf lnHfiit(Wt Rrputilfanii,"
(Im Kiwllt-al nf tHIUboni. Hi m clltil
ltnfkaliflli RixiiIi, klaiidiiiK' fair anl
Mttiaiv HiKm Ihtt ' itatriii f my ' iwirty.
I fly iki Um tilonr" 1'iilay ftu! tune lo
oalcli w dwivtf liul JT4IM, If I lit
cIlixeiiH, mutkiHiwiuy. hialury, uy t
I Hill l"k Uhmi aiyM-lfa not Uw in
II I t .li"W it if iipml I M-atter; IIUivk,
thru I .in in. enemy iiHiiy iwt-." 1 1 kmhI
veil rhal,' I It U my Duly low aa
(Jod giv m. tli Mwvr lo ili. MU;iitlt
men" 1 1ial, tut irtliirr men, an ancestry, 1
li.ve befii laitKlit and ivaied midf r i-tf
lutraurniuiidiiiKa. ' I 1imv Inhtii ediKalnl
In a kIiimiI Wculiar and it ia iHii lu U
aruudrrod at If I am , irculiar and rrcrii.
(rk Uut d nut allow luywflf li nay wf
Ura lby arr"out f Iht wiiira'' (eeoeii-
lrk'1 1 iruM I Mave livvtl to M all mvii
bava linth jxxJitir'tiHiiHln Chunh aid
MiUt. ,VU 1 iiuawJ iwKlmtUilaliiHiwry,
la uwinf l njy lelathiu t Uit nngr rerrv
Our family (mm, laay, iullaf. fvi.lliH
to Mm myrui they aariiiHl IImi ' y Umki-
;m4 Uaiidra!' 1lila Itfca Imitm.
Tbey IunI im Hrr- au -r mark) t
d(aUtt(bk frwaW al;f daiiUUM
mryrwm. They tw lit Uwflr tnlglit, in Iih
Mirrctktii awl cilvruiinalifd all nty
UMlliM''a r.Uttvra rxor4aH-w linhtn
ilnl itipw prtwwM'Vj'A'llia waa llt w.rrk
if HHiltMmnL My graftd hint hrr a. rul
tied ul h award. i.claliM atmiiniiwioim1
liy bub Uil Uwyn. id IkUlliiHirr, ami ly
th 6a Wi CmnHil i.f JS'iiriiilfi; ly fraud
and fiKry "lriji f Utte IMtUl.na
imnKMikHM ami twite pmliomd NurMk.
Tu rrt riralM IVlrraburc lall that
wa. kfl ta lu-r. JttfgKwd aitd i MUMrrd
ilirr4. ! raUrd me, and why ifg
fffnit lnitir (fit negro ?
In iriau crtfe, I, Hir day. old, au:kl
lhbrttliditty lrar Unit lier who had
lk4 for Mfefjr Mint rtrtflii ffwrii Nn1Ih
liiiinitnii nrgrr "Nat Tuiiipf'a Itnud."
I Rft-w ui t m-civrd limn my father,
(llir.Ar(ir f lUlifiix wh lnH
ImImmI liwuipiiltai. irlvaleln a volnii
terr Cmnianyl-fniimiir "aTuln, ld
wd lial-j hi ; Turner ami cm
(any wera huuft. the owiiwny dlvhh-d
iMithUlilJ ami chithva, Hia.idd wm4
hat WJ !d my j faihr lot; ft$',tttd l he
liwnrjr l Ilf 4 liamrjnwi whb u,' mint
I IhiM It a. aVitaey. Mm het, for the nl
Kn UmyMid; Ilia "kin, (Ida hi.le)iiiy
fatlivrmakeu ilrnf I.MiUniit of it for the
C.lit.lA. . The liumlde luail and hi-
niakernf IltlUUiro d wImmm Jidin vf.
Nm wwwl aaid at Caldwell In U'i, wImi
maddened I'Y not undemtaiiJIiiir ft
did ind refer ! him aa the tlrrat Leader
of the Drinoctattfl 'Party), lint lo lilnt ?
TuimOwh wbtt BriM l""el
ralk-al, hennderloiHi mere va m tn.wi
aiid dllar l'ariy l)tiMi)ta IHaddlcan).
That Ihrrehad riot lived a detWr or more
InmeM man han my father.o rrjlfh
mmnki. He . l"aken. That
fathrr,he"fl4 ela-a" leef f the
I iMnttot tfVfv ekn-i iweetlnf T hlaann. I he
man who t Una educated, who, if il had
flieelt wdered.Oittt, liaveAod Mlovrfor
krro) ataltdf IterK t wflllhit. ready,
calMMleomninwhuMHl to lead and lnlack
untrwtl-'rh'wTIrr pninC wa wl.h to
make la XhU fa not a tme man to hi.
rw, wlien trnteil Ihe aonril, 0"n
tempt end Ignominy of hi. rmn when lo,
lttrr taught than tliey, raleil tha"old
flmt" th lay PvlV Iwckeni, tlld the
Ban 4 Bier, tut which ha wai coned and
damned, a Lincoln man, 'ami traitor hi
Wa. he not a true man, a frl.n4.who
leed frwtu bla alwrt duur lo raleff that
. , t, r, HI . , .ri.1' , f I' ll U I 11' tj J ,
flag hvel the Chii1 llmie dHr in JWtt
cohiiiiMaiiel''1iy lloldenT'. Wa be jiot,
ymirlteiA hh-mt,1 Wlie'nw a't""ftikUiiwi Im?"
drew tlieiaiiiculil fJHK,Ni K? K. K' Liin
iiliigli.ni and Nnr.Hl twan hr.a frk-mli
Jin jil,riiihi iralior", to Ida.. ow when
he, with hta eyeij wide j en Tn tu i
187!,' followed" that jwiiple ' to nihCttrtded
ty,'Jw.l.,iiMvh;aiid hittiaikint? Yea;
kii(iwlnK;lKHlliitrfwlliitf,tnnHiriiYfif over
id. root Im aanrtileed alW' Ye; m hui lie
owi bk(2albl'uMitl MhraA
do hhj duty aa lie mi w: k;and .Umliheie
t oil.yieiil n jtly defeated in Polity ami
hi Kunliiewii "I liy whom' ? AWweir ut the
' I lnC ami hdd the fruit of the pant
in, ftjiKJ., euimniioiM and exemption
of oiorw hoii'Hr than a rnt In 1 Omttle.; of
more value than l)liimondi" mime men
.ay the neKroe. are fool, for waul ofreiiee;
hut IIimI OimI I. liiHiee the Oetil 1 aHk their
vote., ' toadnt In undoing the fatal
blunder of dpi'. DavU and hi tMM-ker.
Fiwni JWil, la thU i luair, i Ihejl baveiiid
liowu, a I 4-i jtrove, (had - I the timet
tlieiutlve iw8 nor, hupruveil uimiii their
foial ini'leMillmc.iif 'HI; nor will they do
It. ' Tliey riiiiHd.'lf Ihey would; theyar.
Mind. The fmit f thai Klectnnd llmi
miMtloii may prow yet to be a I'andora
Jfaix of HI" and evili greater than aecee
.lon, jhe frulpf ,hf And great .liliimlerof
the imi called great men of the Nation,
"the Miiwourt C'Hnnwiil." I am no
Ht.te.nnti i, mt .diticlaii, l.o tmh tail law
yvrjonlyn tratleMnaw f HI!Wro; m
who ha Ml , and k nowa what dire evil,
they, the povkIM Ht.teman, p.lilk ui
and bob tail la wyera, tj can jnit upon a
ileople, w Ihi can " mdyj be lel, ''by
wrevkeiM" 'ittvkrd Coneentkuilnl., and
Oiftimiitee -andl.lMie for oRtve. L)dt
well lu j otir vu( hww you ant It In N
-endier., Myt advice,, to you,- i r and
lray-a I did ' in 1(4 at Ihe Unioo
Piayer leefug at Ihv Mrthlht Church
in HilUUno, (uriiic ihe'war.) the Lonl
o blew ami ifi hUoor native land
jve.tt ieacf, and nucwn ewy t tin
riykt; you do a ofi.u before tint 'ovm
hei KlevliiNI. n
. I Irll )oa new, my dciMoewio fri.oJ.
Cpt. Turner w ) ati ibd 0 b eaitl
Birind t'upt. lavw .ml more : lii backer.
areMinyittf ami Iriny tUe mmm tbn
that if ) oo io not pal down the I load
ft; yto ie ibew fall ma-4o of the
(eneml tlnveramenl. Irt them re
rtrxpmj tmj 40 m.J.iriiy in Conrea aJ the)
aid ToTk TbcmHilv. pay Uit tbair negror.
Are jna yniag taetaad thU fm pour, wrlii'e
men .ml nerne? are y'un pn'njr to be tax
ed ta pe 'i.M ni.ider' fr hi former lave
ami .11 iuat Hate. the g t ere.
tor, of tbe yafty of lie eppowtioa hi th
tjitrit. eB aaw.V, ea undo bie own
. . . ..' A- '
work. Nark what t tell yon. Ton way
bt I 'to i lake a clioice i'f lfi.
demoeratw frieM, n have . we true gave
gKal raaeuna by we bate been no intitor
to tmr rtt. Hat jnur frtendrfeaertW
wbea otbti Jul nut do tleif duty. ,
''Jni'here.'let'mo' wy 1'wvnhJ to 0ol
tbUieoten.tt!iliHe tbeir wbuledaty .ml
act it fit . uiy piaio. (rare i n wJeuiti
duly riauhy ujhui tba christian gentlemeu
of the cliurvb and 'n'j' (my friend avy
brutber.) yon do well to bait if balto4 by
a K.ilical ; one of wloin tie HtJiyb A'rtr
.aid alter the '.'eeoaveatkin elt'ction, tlioae
who voted tgnlnrt it, were benvefortu to be
ktmwu a. nfjni thereby vicvUing tb
work KriJitoiwl (n my opiniow) of lb.
Stitwliir.l. , The pnlfit waadnmb in K. Kl
K. lime not o in eouetMon, Vhoie ni)
brother bt na openly defended him, tbe
new man ? The tHupl.'e e.ndidate foi Con
I te-a of lb 4 tli ditrkt, ttere kot a
tiaie I Joif ? , Ua that day pal then
ii'anvtyoar daty to do an? Ur wnat tbt
yellow fever peKtilenre, ninl wf and f
mine nerve jou to act 'your dut j to jour
Ci and country? I wait leac jou act
in the November election. Jm4 bere, t
ek , baa not iba lime eoni trhea yon nflbe
pulpit oiihi to nrnltt in re union of 8t.
and Hot off yoar confrrenee rerorda. North
and South when will the politwian doitf
il )oa let, them firat learn there i in
(Ule aat ion no North no South, an Kt! or
Watt ? ' Can you not aid u in llotiuf out
all record nf " aiiten judament" men,
the authdn of lh Miaaonii and Kterloral
Cenimbwioa Compromiaraf ' Ltl Boot Urn
Claime be naraed and looked after if
N.n Man ; foni jeara i long enough for
pn mail to'go io Cungre there are lr
picking in Jtotitberu Claim for beltail
Lawyera. Heed a tradernaa to ktok after
t.taa.
The Wreekeri and Thief Killer the altie
f the ti tionf. who Maad ready, with wil
ling miniod handt. todeatroy, to engulf.
the Let vettlge of civil and religiou liberty J unmoleateil.
and letwees tLeui, auibunlied under Hut-1
ler'a hand they ftaiid to kill .Columbia, the"
n)tiierwofffeiime,J(f, key cannot rule.
Xs Jo them In power fU I M. The
hope of freedom die, ;Te tbe reeeue freel
J. i' i-im
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When North Crolin. redeemed by her
sond men her holy miie have acted aud
w pray id. they iuy no act in thia erinia
of the. n(ion when they bav placed tUem
aelye In accord i;h tho habit 0(5,00 men
who look .Mfion tliem.a die aviouret of rhhH
Mition., vi bow will ta tbo btgiier law. we
my hope to ask. pray, (not demand) that
w a .have Ihe tijrht if(Jbank ieue.,- tod.y
tied oat of eiHtinee .( a war .exigency,
i Fe'low citiiflo. I luve tried in the
lnguge of ibe Bewhler (10 tell to ramble.
aimle.; poi'ttlei.) if I have failed,
.barge it. Id our lUdiealietiv Mot to ihe
Pulpit and Pre of the party vf all virtue.
bum and intelligence. To the humble
tradesman. , The New Man' The tieo-
plea candidate for Cugrea. of tho 4tb Dia.
triot of North Carolina Htm 0Hiilemen,
when yon vote on the 6 h November, give
JackKin'a old Pantalnou to the (OWrvw)
Ilaeker. IJ-X the Thief Killer hold thetu.
September tiri 1H7H. j !
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A ItEMINISCEX'J; OTHE WAR-
It wa i day or ao after the battle of
8liardMrtr thai Lee, liavlng ned ti
Ihewnilli iddeof the PoloNiiie, and h hitt
ing to diawiiff portion of the enemy in
hi front, ordered J- E. B. rjttiart to take
Hampton' Legion, .even piece, of ar
tillery, and a irtlin of the SchhiuI V!n
gtnl Infantry, In all" atMHit' fifteen hun
dred tnelir' and recroan tho Potoinaent
y7llt!.nti.jiort, Ml' id.- t-4 '
5 Thia force wa expecfeil to make a da
iiKNintraiioii aa if it would 4tta k the Fe
demlUtantr the rlijlii ami rear. Otrwe
tartel (11 a gay, gi.. Iiiiom, Ktnart, like
Prinoe rtu;ert ofold, leading tlie van ami
eeody forn trhle.'- ..I ' .;i',!,"
T'Rnmly for $ riife withSluart, that prinoa
ofgay eavalier I Who would . not have
hew ? He would have rotutaaudi-d the
"Six Hundred," ami rkhlen to the death
whh a aoiig Mmri lib and n .mile in
hbtgladanrneeye ' 1
Fear, he knew not. Alan ! brave heart,
he aleep. Ida laxt ateep 'neatli the ahade wf
Iteautiful Hollywootl. and 1 parlhig
ttream. In rndcm-eaofl ami aweet. aweep
by hlaailetit grave eeeniiiigly miiginga
ierettial Ming to hi meiiMtry, then join
Ins It. waters with the turbid Jaiuea it
dN.be doeNward to I he eu. ' ' ' -
, We have no difficulty in forcing a paa
.age, aud . nomi eent the : Yankee guard
whirling from WIIHam.Mir.t Our liuea
extemleil fryoi the pntomao river ndown
the Hagi-ratown pike, aoni thrve mile or
ru ire. It wa thewiltera :ortune In lie
.tat toned with Stuart on tho extreme left
oftlMrliw', and every rune and then we
wiHild drop a "bell amongot tho Federal
picket Jti.1 to keep Hp a gnod f feeling.
Another uleoe of artillery f cumlng ii w e
ihvn mrninanileil "nection" two gun. .
Major Va Borcke, a gallant . Pmaaian
orheerourJtuwrl .tatr. anhrown
aliitiwt n heavy n Hollath'a apeaf, deter
mined lu make a reconr.i4i.aa nee, and he
moved off In front of our gwna down the
nmd Mime diatamw. Preaently ho atop
mn! at farm houae, and hitching Ida
home to a winging limb Ite walkH luto
tho how to get dinner. ' Our gnna were
idactedrMM toeornniatid tbo roadjuatln
fmul m tbo wren liow. Tile diatanc
hud beaw rantfully atefpeil otl, the fuae
cut, ami a daugeniu looking "eaneahot,'
ciMilaiiilng uliiety-alx unieket Imlln, wa
Jmd waiting In be arnt on It mlimlon of
death. A clatter, ailanh, and a hearty
clteerla lieanl n hiumiI d twenty-Ave
Yankee ia even riding down thoromlnt
break-neck -peeiland within a very abort
distance of V . lkucke'a . .toed, which
waa rearing and plunging lit a 0101
violent manner, acemtug to appreciate tint
Hiuatioii. Von Borcke I uahen out of the
houae, .but hi tbo hurry of the moment
forgot lo unhitch bin home Ihe bridle
fortunately break and tiff daahee tlie
Prumiaii not fifteen yarde ahead wf the
enemy, whilst the little puft of white
.moke and Ihe ringing report of a doieu
enrblnenlohl of danger to tho gallant
officer who watt making race time to the
fonfedcraie tine. ' '
Jut then nor ,,laiiyardn In pullet, and
awaygue the "on allot For an in-
atnnt It eeem. to hover over the bead id
Von Boit ke, and then It exidwilea, acat
tertng ueatnaud ileal ruction ou every
hand. ; . .. f , , .
, Tweiitylhree out , of, t tweuty-tive of
Ihewj I. dd 1 idr have been kiilod ur
wouuded at one hot, an J Vow llorcko kt
once more aafe la tlie (hi federate linen.
The MMivewout baa , been, eutlraly auo
aoeaafula oorpa of tweutyaflvo thiruml
men baa been withdrawn from Sharp.
burg, ud our plan I. lo keep them bttay
until eight and then klip over tho liver
ibo ii to bring our gun to Ihe li ver "wi
we 'limber up" and follow-; him with our
ide.,' and hot our 'eection,' a ; he eel-
donlly Inlendedt.; ? .fft( ,ty
,We rewfi the river aafl the Omfedera
tetare cnamlng over an rapidly aa Milile
under the dlreclfon of , Htuart A a we
were uUmt to ordef our ''detmhnwnt'V
"ovef St oartVery" jierein pt.irlly J orlet s u to
Iwck to Hie left atid bring that otliergun
tki lherkref.'''j.w l.v.i-l i w-vdjil1
4reat :Hea oenia I , Tlireo mile to the
ford, ami the Yatikceaotready wHhlntwa.
i!,,,?,,,, 3r"rd?.Sr. .,tt . And 5 now for
priMon, inoupii ye; nnwever, we muni
try and rtiti theg.uiiltei ' . ' ' , 1 k
i rijHirrliig "Old Alac,"our 'noble eteed.
(ooiiccrning which Genefal ClUltoii pro.
fanely remarked thrtthe tilled the bill for
a Hergeant' lioraej we dabhed lf for tho
other gun. 'Limber to 'the reartrot,
march T' and otrwe4 go 'Twas a dark
a Ercbuaj'and not a Southern foldlernn
the north aide of the Potomae nave that
aingle gun detachment. But the dark
noaaaavftl us, and for thrve mile w
tmtte along with the , Yankee-they to
catch 8tuart and we tnget to bliii. They
evidently mint 00k ua for a .Yankee iwt
tery advancing, nndaakeil un uo(ueationH.
Wc were imt overly nuxioiia for n couwr-
antion .
UMin reaching the fond a Yankee bat
tery wa hi iNMitkui ou ellimt eido of the
mail and Ashling Htuart'a artillery on the,
wiutii i;let of tben Potomac, Ve very
tjuietly went in Ix'twceu lliem ami in a
ehort time were iu'lhe (.'onfeileratelinea.
We think thia I the Mily iiiKtaiiceof
the war where a ln federate gmirdetauii
went matched literally "iu eoluuiu" with
Die enemy lor the ppuce of three mile.
and then, aucceeeded hi getting away.
iSav.iinah New.
Itwaageltlng neatly duik; Hunitoi
TX)XT.
chit he ho
tailor tlie
Vtl6l 11 A MO f AITtl IMTUK UltKKN-
U AcHfcK.. " lr ain-'t no uae budueriu'
aid ma.',' aid old r lo Amu : 1 auiell
nood' round tu dia naboihbod an I'm
game let teed uij aw oil hit' lore aundow.'
liut ahwr the iiueacfiin,' urged Aiiiom,
Welt, Auk, leuk bh, boy, I'm) bin
outeu tou anVbeiu't been readttt' de Ubil
on de ivilytiahun lately, Fi on ermuu
yer. yon none abdeW Jreeiib.ekera'f'
' de kiue ol Itickeliuiuble kurtcu-
-An rail fordet en'oMan'a der w pre
jioiui' tr ran 'gun do'; roeg'iar Dituuto
ort noiuyneeir'.-'., . ; -." '.
D-t.d tt.lebe'a on!' 1 '
'An' be'a' trjin lei .u.prw on do
'publioaiutde ueeaooieily ob Wahxin up to
de pule, an 'purtm ou blm for tor beat
daDtuimocr.tki''. , ,.!. , . ..
, , Auytbiiig ter beat deoi T
Well, now. 'ior I'd go inter dat'range
nient, I'd like !er bah ue 1 jedigoe ob d.t
lireMibacker er liule 1110' ' aart w ' dan Pee
got it now. I'm leor'd , bV on oh dese
cruei from er independiut outeu er fore
head. . 1 like a tbererbred scrub !'
Ifat-, but be' jrid us lioW. 'sbo t
' Widyr now? Hut whar are be gwiue
ter be aierde 'lvaahua ir W bender come
lo ax him fer ler atau' on yer utrr. wr
rmt tnl next week, whor'li yer tree 'mi
at? Now, leuiuie trll yer new Iralulcd
lireeubavkfia u hka unto uo-e tuiiiiner
lisiardH dey'a grec-u on degraW but when
yer run. 'cm outo er 11 duy ' ci grey a
t'onleJeni j.iaual An' dey'e got no elmuo
'gtbatde limiuourt prty. Yep beah mo I
llii'a like b'ar meat-de 1110 yer vh. on
hitde wgger bit .well' - " "
Aud Ibe old mun felt of hi aawfaod am
bled .way. AUanhi Cvutlitittittu.
Dnn'l Jmlire a man byllM
weai. . tiod . uimle one, the
other.
Don't judge him by hi family eounec
tmms for ;atn belonged to a very good
family.
-.Don 'I judge a man bylira failure in life.
for many a man fall, because lie la too
honeid in Micceetl. ,
Don't judge a man by hi. epeech, for the
parrot 'alki and the tongue U but an In-
atnimentof iound. " '
Ikni't jmlge a man by tho hou he
Uvea in, for the lixard and the rat often n
habit the gramleM atructure. ,
Im't judge hlin by, hia activity in .
church atlalr, for lital ia notunfreiuoiilljr j
iuapired by hypocritical aud aellUh mo-!
ttven."Trt' ' " "' " ' - I
Ikiatjudge him by bin litck nrdicplay.1
for the bmg eared iteaat hi tbe hiitnbleat
of allium! but wh.u aroue4 i terrible lo
behold. ... , . , ... v
Drni'l take It for granted , that becauao
he carrie around lliotutribiukHi-box be
I libeial; he often paya Ihe Lord that way,
and keep the currency. , 5f
. t;i!.t ;)- r Urn
THE PUILOSOPUV OF ST1UKW.
Vt here are ywuguiag aitb tbe pupbiea.
my little man? aaked a genilcmn of n
.mall boy whom he iuat with three pap iu
a liaaket. -'"
HJoin to drown I hem. waa the reply.
'1 want a pup lor my liule boy play
with ; what do joa aay to letting n take
one nf thera?
I'll will yon cue, rrnAe up the buy with
true American enterprise.
i II eeir tow thm yalier one for half a
dollar, the blauk one lor 75 vowta, and tho
kiotted one la worth a dollar.
I ibink my boy would like tbe apot'ed
on beat, but Ton ask too much foi it. Yott
bad tidemied drowning all of them , But
1 II give you I rent and aave ton tbe
tmalle of drowning tbe spotted one.
'Iwcntt-riieteute for that spotted nip;
exclatuicJ ibe boy ; ;t can't aUnd it ; laic
1 high : rent U high ; gnwrric i high ; ml
1. down and goiug lower oh. no ; I can't
take tern than a dollar. , . , ,
Hut you intenJ todrvon ,
Take the M.k one at ." crnt.'
My little boy wouldn't like the Hack
on.
Take the jailer one at half a dollar, and
be' dog cheap'
I don't like It'meoloi.
Well, then, you'd better tell your little
boy to flay with hi toe,' and be continu
ed on hi way to the river, remarking that
No party en dd bt hia way ou m
the bard time. -
Among the )oong ladiea who at at the
teeeipt of custnm in a Western church fair,
and retailed kixxe at the oomin.il '.aloe of
ten eebta eeh, waan vinegar vigd old
manl , who bad arowded boraelf ia an tho
ganty preteitee that rdia f.U it br duty to
do her ahar toward helping along the good
0.UM. W ben it came time for elonitg the
jAung Isdie turned over to the church
treaaurv from Ivo to tea dellar apiece,
while IM ancient female handed iu a toli
tary dime, the v.lae of one hie that ah
received from a blind mn, who t.st ws
M vitiated by tobacco chewing that he v
unable to detect the imposition. Datibnry
Nee
rietMUMk Hilrm(.
The Chatham Heoord say. On the
night of the .lot ult;oiue brut In human
foroi eutcied Urn .lanle of David Turner,
Eei; who reside about one mile fnim here,
aud cut and uiulllated hi tiue stallion in
a mauner loo horrible to meiitiou Hutn
cieiit to ray that bie future uaefulnea. ia
entirely deMroyed. A ' begro, hi some
time ago wa the horse', groom, but had
boeu drcharged, wa.arre.led aud bound
over to tlie present term of the superior
court ihi tlie charge of having committed
thl. mutt diabolical outrage ( t
TheEtrlof Kellie wa relating an ao
xiil of a sermon wbiua be bad beard in
Italy ; aud in which the preacher eWibed
the alleged miracle ol St, Anthony preach
mg to lb fidiea; and in which bm bearer
were ao uiucb entranced by bis elcuieuco
list the actually held their head, up out
of the watof. 'I can behove tbo miracle.'
aaid Henry Erskiue, if your lordship
at cliurch.' l wa. ceruiuly there,, repht
the Karl. "Then. said Er.k'me, nbcre w-
at leant one 8h out of water.
Fob de Lord,' Mid the oM colored wo
man yesterday, ' nebber bord of doe yer
niigaha bad bin' 1 be j dlo later beior.
Utmof tbo new auboul explained Why
ot t't Ve all de right aud privlijum
of cituciM, aud ee jest going' to hab eve
rytbing like white folka. Tbat eeemcd to
settle the iiieftiou. .
" A country damsel, dnscribing her first
bis, told Ur lemsle frteud that be never
knew hew it bappoMid. but the last thing
h remembered wa a sensation of fighting
for her brctb in a hot houe lull ot violets,
with ventilation clicked by blosh rose and
tUlip. ' ' ' ' .. 1 - ! ' 1 I ''l
A pennrioo character invited a friend to
dinner, ami provided two mnttou vbopa.
Ihi remwvmg tbe onver he aaid. Jly friend,
you see )our dinner. which but friend im
mediately (with hia fork and kuifc) look to
bimaelf, remarking, '1 do 5 but I do Hot se
jour. "
A little Cincinnati girl, when asked' what
Uod bad made ber for. replied j 'To we.r
a red fodder in my b.t. Many an older
pcisow 01 ber act bus. to all appctaat-e.
pretty muuu ibe same eonc.pt ma 4 Ilea-
Vri,drlgln..
In hi lt secb Kearney deoorated ca
pitalist, bwudltotdets, and kimlted crea
ture, with e'gbfy-sil distinct sreUra of
luaihsomt epithet. And it wanu't one of
hut good evening for vituprattou at th.l.
After a clergyman had united a happy
pair, not long ago. awlal aletme ensued,
which waa brokan by an impaimnt ymitn.
who exclaimed. Uoa't be o unspeakably
Wh'n ...
, A exchange aay that a pretty female
lobbyist, when she commence, to neep,
generally win a Congreema over lo her
aide. From tbi it appear th.t oar tW
grene i partially run by water power.
An editor out Wh. with nine un nani d
daughter, recently wrote an editorial lea
der on tlie Demand for Men.' cVter.l
unmarried person called to ak what bo
mcu't.
Pa. aaid a little four year old, there'
a poor man out there that wold give n
thing to see you. , tVbo i It, my sou C
'It t a blind nan.'
Shakespeare truly asy
Every one can uiasicr a gnof but he that
t.aa it.
W hen doctors disagree-well it's likely
' tbe patieut will recoter.