i: - ! WJ 7. 1 i. I irff SERIES, 3TO. 57, The oii of the Gossip. F:i:f. 1.1 matili ! ? I iVi another old maid that's three f L .kv wore a Koesiping-. 1 m afraid. T i" .h..v rat sipping their tea. i ?f They talked of this. , l infl they talked of that. S S In the usual r?i pmz way. 4--l:i t ..rv ene was as black I 8 your hat. i the only white ones were they- ' One old maid, 1 i .. i jnnthpr nla maid .. A Iu fin, I mna into the ftreet 1. Ji " r' - nd now tut one ? iaui sat all -alone, j r, the others were both ! r never yet met."she said with a eroan ( . iuth scandalous, talkers as they." V..., : i i.l inpi i)tannMt- i i !..,' and alack! i iioV ll of a oack ! Or what folk say to our lane, pur back . f I.j sure to breea gossip ana,juua hii-ateil- , story of the Sours. fiu:riaj-'t w;is jast as happy i . E 11 ! ;M fvll lieait is ftill, 1 can hear it t ,;at;j I .Jeel jitst like-sajing ?i Lfi S brokeir hearted lIiilkmau.', ff tMcn to my srtory." 'I knew a httti"" hei name was "Sweet ii ? kvHmaiinil she was tbej daughter ;l ':Cf MOW lOrimel that good5 old Ji'lmni "We met by chalce.,, lu'Tas in the early spring time," I - j K'SO . j ; " J II JiuU tbe cottage by the seaLong f! Jf jirLifeh). "'Twas a calm, still tjX;.i&&" when 'stars, Beautiful i' shone in the 4llai)DV borne P nM "Tbia" tlars girl uressea in r i)hje '"Sweet Evelina was ."Sit r jjujj iir the f tile? watching "A bold saifor hoV'.' aV he; sung "A wet sheet iil jv flowing, sea," in his 'Home qi, the rolling deep.''. She,was a haltiilsonie creature and she worea : waifiiU." If f Champagne Char lief Had -seen her "Walking down ., IirhiU way he j would bave sahl, '-()14- she'is such; a charmer.'? "As I ipet this little widow"! 'She cast a siile glance and looked down." Art thou "Dreaming, still dream- ITlt V father, "A fine old "81 II rr jsh gentle- I'Mv heart is' over the seai" fath er teplied the unhappy daughter. I J-.- "My lover is a. sailor boy,77 "I j il won W not live 'always'7 single, and 'Sweet one,77 "What arc the .will waves saying!" asked 01d Grnnes." i - ' j ! jVhen Histen to the "Shells of th; ocean.77 tather, I fancrj I hear v thtitu say "Paddle your own panoe,77 ri ) bqeiather, j prefer to have- some 1 - ) l -'bejai paddle it for me. "If I were , I oUll married,'7! contiuued Evelina, i i'Y t'dbe gayjaiid happy" "In a cot ; ;u!ie valley I iove." ; li-trM ISweet Evelina," I said, "I'm a have no ohe to love, none to i caress77 me. 'Wilt. thou come to K , my 1 mountain i home" "Come and :- J be-ray bride !'! V ) i kYenl I should like to jnarry," i replied I "ThB I beautiful dreamer,', ! butt "My fiijst love,77 "Captain "I Jinks,77 ,1 can never forget. p j 'Won't yon tell me why, llobin !" I jibterrupted as I. took from her i haiid i'Tho last rose of summer ;n 1 " ?Tis but a little faded iflo wer," "(live, O gfvo it me." i ; "Ask ine.not why', Eli,' she re . - p ied, thenl saying " Tis all for I - ' tl'iee," as she handed me the rose, f ; and asked, "Will yon love ine then t asinow P !l ! - . j ' i . j t'With all my heart I love thee," r : Ifrepliel. '1 would call tbee mine f own." "I am fancy freei,77 "The : girl I left behind me" "She has learned to love another;" now. j O ?j "Sweet Evelina," "You can live in j my heart and pay no renLf r I i"I canuot think you're fooling : ine," she replied, and smiling, (that - -It bright smite haunts me still,) You'd better be off with the old t " -loe I before kyou're oit with' the j f I liew." Yesj Eli, she continued, Vail JKJU. I OilJ JJJKA'VJ C OHCC." heart" to "Kitty Clyde," "Nellie JhS, "Annie Laurie "Blue-eyed - sr , i r-w-r - sr ' i f juaryr ana w iuow juacnree," ana jrMlot them all: go "Up in a! Balloon" ." '! for me ! - j l I - " I Y,es, dearest, "Loving, X trust in ; thee." 1 replied. "I will be true to '.- thee" as "Old dog tray." O "Sweet ' Evelina," 'I never could prove - .false to thee," I sobbed, and then ' i Baid,"Come, O come with me" and ; j ' leavej "Thci old folks at home." - ru jlfWlieu the swallows homeward i ' I fly," I continued, wilt thou "Come ' ; 'to the little brown church !" ;1 U f 1 "Breatbj softly" Eli, said Eve- V i Uina, I can't you "Wait tor the wa- ; j 2o. "Aiy aarK girl uresseu in 1 1 hlut f Come haster to the wed ! - j ding,'7 ypU shall be "The merriest fgirl that's but ;" "Thou art so near and yet so; far.77 j - jf Evelina fell into a trance. "Sleep ing, I dream-love," dream love of MAuld Lhng Syne," shejmurmered in hbr sleep. Then' taking out her handkerchief she exclaimed, '0, ye tears.77, Ihen she continued, 'I'd otter life this baud of mine" wilt love me then as if 'fThou HOW." j j Ami send off . "Dandy Jim," "Champagne Charlie," "Pat Mai ;loyr" "Ben Bolt " "Old Dan Tuck er and all "The Bovs in Blue !" j No, nof exclaimed Evcliua, "Not Xor ( Joseph;" you aak too much. f'How Ij love the imilitary ; vou ifinay have "John Anderson, my Joe John," but I cannot give up "Captain Jinks,"-'Of Jthe captain wih his whiskers ," forj "He was a handsome man." ,' : False one! I shrieked, looking out on the "Murmuring sea," "How caii 1 leave thee." "When thou art gone from un-gaze like a beautiful star" and I am wondering "Where are nowl the hopes ttaherished" . -xou wunniiiK oi ineri asked. Yes "I'm leaving thee in sorrow ' ami "I'll think of thee " she renlied as she tripied, "Lovely as a rose," "Along the beach at Loner Branch." humming "Then you'll remember me." : -j . -j Then MSweet Evelina " I said. i 9 must say 4lSweet love, good night to thee." "Ye soft, mue eyes, gooa nrght!" I r r' ' - - "I cannot siug the old songs," for "My heart is lonely now." "With my heart bowed down," I thought "It is better to laugh than be sigh ing," for "We may bo happy yet." Then dropping in at the West End I said "Landlord fill the flowing bowl," and "We'll drink, boys, drink," till "Five o'clock t in the morning." , Some Pacts About tlie National Game. The return of Spring has been the signal for the beginning of an other season of base-ball Fe w per sons, probably, realize the largo amount of capital which is annual ly invested in this our "national game," or the extent to which it is played by professionals and ame teurs iu all parts of the country. A dealer in base-balls goods who has been for a lpngi time a member of the oldest professional association recently famished a reporter some figures which, although only . ap proximately exact, are sufficiently near the truth to be worth quoting, because they will give-some idea of the magnitude of the game. - Last year there were twelve hun dred professional players, of whom ICS were engaged in League matches 225 iu the American Association, 179 by the Eastern League, 220 in the Northwestern, and 155 in the Union Association. This year it is estimated that professionals ; will number at least two thousand, be sides bund reds of semi-professionals who only occasionally play for money. The salaries of each League club amount to $25,000 at the least, which aggregates $1,000, 000 in salaries paid by the five leading associations. Each League club travels at least 5,000 miles in a season, each club having at least eleven members making a total of several million: miles. The rail road fare is reckoned at about a million dollars. Another very large item is the hotel bills, which foot up to twice : that amount. Then there are used in the United mates two minion base balls a year, averaging seventy-five cents apiece. Five hundred persons are employed in making baseballs, and many more in making uniforms, shoes and bats. In round numbers, seven or eight million dollars will represent the capital laid out: on base ball by professionals and others, and probably a sum quite as large as this is paid by the pub ic to witness games. It may-be asserted, therefore, that the base ball interest in the United States involve between sixteen and twenty millions of dollars a year a sum which is certainly large enough to indicate that there is no danger hat base ball is declining in popu arity or that the physical man is neglected in this part of the world. When, in addition to this, we take into account the annual outlay for tennis, cricket, rowing, lacrosse and other- out-of door games, we shall come to the conclusion that athletics need jio defense or artifi cial encouragement, the love of them being deeply rooted in Young America. The Tenure of OiDce. Richmond Dispatch. - A leading Republican writes to ns as follows concerning the act of Congress, . providing for suspen sions from office : "This has been the practice un der section 17GS United States He vised Statutes, known as the ten-ure-of-office act : President Cleve land suspends Collector of Customs Kussell, of your city, and appoints John Smithto perform the duties of the office. When the Senate meets Smith's nomination is sent to that body by the President. The Senate fails to act upon the same, and adjourns. In that event Bus sell resumes the duties of the col lectorship." 1 The law contemplates action up on the part of the Senate ; for it provides that if tbe Senate shall refuse to confirm the nomination made by the President, he shall at the same session send to that body another nomination. ; Bat oar correspondent says that if the Senate adjourns without tak ing action upon the nomination made by the President the sus pended officer resumes the office We cannot imagiuo the Senate to be unwise enough to refuse to con firm a nomination because upon its adjournment the suspended Kepub- lican official would resume his of-' fica ; for under the law and the custom, the President would im mediately suspend him again. If the Senate should reject tbe nomi nee, the President could not again appoint tbe same man he appoint ed first to take the place of the . 1-1 t j. 5 . At ouspuuueu omcer; out iu me case supposed by our correspondent, the President could not only sus pend again the officer he had pre viously suspended, but he could actually "designate," to use the word employed in the law, the same person to fill the office tem porarily whom he had, previously designated for that purpose. The language of the law is clear. We quote it once more : - "During any recessof the Seuate the President is authorized in his discretion to suspend any civil of ficer until the end of the next session of the Senate, and to designate some suitable person to perform the duties of such suspended officer in the mean time7 .We see no room for doubt as to the power of, the President in the premises. . . According to the Medical He cord, five per cent, of all cancers are situated upon the tongue. The average duration of life in cancer of the tongue is, without operation, stated to be ten and a half months; with operation, sixteen months. In some cases alter operationpa tients have lived from two to five, and even ten years. THE PUI.PIT. Oeecheren Faith. ' From last Sunday's SarmoaJ a "Faith is a sanctified imagina tion, working on sacred things." - "Oh, if I knew; vividly, as I know, as through a glass,' darkly, that the thought of God was upon mo and that He concerned Himself with all my doings, I should like to know what could dash1 against me to do me harm. If one might only feel what he is that ho is a son of God who can tell the power be would wield!" ! p i "To-day things are passing away that I used to hear in tbe West preachers boastipg that they had never rubbed tbeir coats agaiust college walls, and 'that they knew nothing about books and such : that, like the apostles, theyi opened tbeir mouths arid God filled them. Their apostle was farther back and Balaam owned jit The boastful ness of ignorance is passing away ; but as between learned ness and no zeal, no enthusiasm, no fervor, the lowest and the least equipped man exerts a moral influence and power that no learning can give ; to the man that has no zeal and no fer vor.77 f- ,; ' "Wo are having in our streets to-day 'Salvation armies.' There is much in the thing that is grotes que ; much in it that is wrong ; much that would shock all those that believe in tbe formal order and propriety of the sanctuary. It is not to supersede organized and regu lated preaching and working; but if, with all their ignorance, they have fallen on an enthusiasm of faith ; of the savableuess of the wicked, the vicious, the drunkards, tbe harlots ; if they believe that they are inspired by God to be victori ous in that straggle, they will be." "Mr. Iugereoll could not draw a score of men it before the minds of m ' a m every, one or nis listeners tnere should come the fair form of the mother, of the sainted wife, of the self denying sister ot the sweet ness and beauty of some life lapsed and gone among the stars. If that could be brought to the minds of men, all diatribes, all criticism, would be of no avail.7: Talmage on Wheels. The Brooklyn Tabernacle was filled to 1 overflowing. Dr.- Tal mage's subject was "The Skating Rink Amusement." The Doctor read from Ezekiel, iii 13, and from Nahum, iii., 2, in both of which the term 'wheels77 is used. The "noise of the wheels." in the one case, was suggestive, he said, of health. The "rattling of the wh?els, in the other case, was suggestive ot de struction. The question had been put to him, he said, by many of his owii people whether roller skating was beneficial or injurious. 1 nave been looking, continued the preach er, for years, for some healthful, rational amusement some sort of amusement, which, when out-of-doo&enjoyment is not to be had, would anord recreation without unnecessary exposure, without temptation, without sin. Some suitable recreative amusement was needed for the young man whose home was the boarding house, who could not be at prayer meetings every night even if he would, who was tired selling goods all day to people who did not want to buy (laughter) who had no appetite for astronomy. (Laughter.) And the question was whether some thing better could not be provided for him in the shape of amusement than was furnished by those places in which the body became asphyxi ated, the mind weakened and the morals were undermined. ; What was wanted was something which would put our boys and girls at the goal of manhood and woman hood. Vas roller skatiug such an amusement as met the want, as came up to the high requirement ! Yes I and No 1 said Dr. Taimage. Yes 1 with restrictions. No I if un guarded. "Skating rinks are not all the same," exclaimed the preach . .mm m . a. er. "rue umerence ueiween one skating rink and another is some times as great as the difference be tween heaven and hell." At this stage, and amid much visible ex citement on the part of the andi ence. the preacher : said that he wished! to speak plainly. If be used his shotgun, he did not wish, like MacDonald of Glengarry, to be shooting every man on a white horse, but to shoot the right man every time. Kouer seating, ue thought, came well up to the re quired standard. It was a health ful, recreative amusement, and it was not necessarily associated witn temptation or sin. It was good ex- erase tor ootu sexes, it wouiu put a rose in the cheek of beauty such a rose as was seen in England and it would check incipient in sanity and drive away merciless neuralgia. Women were not made merely to darn stockings and to sew ou buttons. (At this there was an audible ripple ot applause, and it was evident that the Doctor had won the votes ot the ladies.) Dr. Taimage would not have bis audience run away with the idea that he bad no qualifications to im pose upon this amusement.- Young women must not be allowed to go alone. They should have a proper escort. Bright lights and bright eyes must not be allowed to en courage late- hours or the undue prolongation of the amusement. The law that dominates the parlor mnst dominate the skating rink. Here the preacher broke out into a fierce attack upon flirtation, and at the top of his voice exclaimed and repeated, "Flirtation is damna tion If -'Flirtation is damnation!" It must not be allowed to assume the character of a craze, for a craze of any kind was reprehensible. It should be made subservient to usefulness. j - i , ' Why They Don't Go to Chnrch. - Rev. Charles H. Eaton, pastor of tbe Church of the Divine Paternity, GREENSBORO, N. p., TUESDAY, APRIL 21, 1885. Forty-fifth street and Fifth avenue New York, took for the subject of his evening sermon, ?vhy Do Not Yoang Men Go. to Church !" He said that, in answer to this ques tion, many explanations bad been given by young: men j.who did not attend services. Some of the ex planations were frivolous or given in chaff, as for' instance, one young man said that he did not go because his sweetheart did aot and another that the . church was j too cold in winter. The speaker then reviewed some of the more Serious objections. Among them were that there was too much caste in the churches, that Christians were insincere and hypocritical and that services were too lengthy and sermons too doll. Other young men replied that they remained away from : church be cause they were sceptics or out and-out disbelievers in Chris tianity, while others still claim ed Sunday as a day for recrea tion after a week's : hard work, and believed churches to be places for women ouly. ; r .The preacher said there was not more caste in the chnrch than else where ; that Christians, while not claiming perfection, were, as a rule, sincere ; that tho services were not too lengthy ) that the majority of sermons were not doll) that church attendance did not prevent young men having rest and recreation on Sundays, and that if women did go to church in greater numbers than men it did not prove; that this per formance-of one's da y to God was unmanly.; f The Pmrsult of Gold. The Rev. Bidwell Lane, the pas tor of the Central Methodist Church, Seventh avenue and Fourteenth street, New York,' preached his opening sermon to the congrega tipn at the services in the morning. He took his text jfrom Psalms, xxix., 3. In tbe course of his ser mon he said, "How few find time amid the cares of business and the manifold duties of life for medita tion ! All our energies seemed ab sorbed in the 'cares of 'what we shall eat, what we shall drink or wherewithal shall we be clothed,' Life is a fever, a rush, all through. Some are to be found devoting all their energies to obtaining gold, and yet all the gold of Opbir would not avail to make a ! man better in the eyes of God. . Even those who are most ardent in jtbe pursuit of this much sought gold cannot but admit that, the mind : of man is worthy of a higher aim. Profound thought has, been productive of wonderful results, even when this thought was devoted to unreal, un truthful subjects. . How much more profitable ! must, then, be thought meditation after true wisdom ! God. has ; enshrouded Himself in darkness, but not in impenetrable darkness, and it is for the heart and the mind of man to penetrate and draw forth beauty and light. If we devote both heart and mind to God's service we shall acquire eloquence, and our words will have weight in converting others to sal vation." ' 1 : " i ) j - " ' ; . Gray Hair - Medical and Surgical Reporter. Mauy persons begin to show gray hairs while they are yet in their twenties, and somo while in their teens. This does not by any means argue a premature decay of the constitution. It is a purely a local phenomenon, and may co exist with nnnsual bodily vigor. Tbe cele brated author and traveler George Borrow turned quite gray before he was thirty, but was au extraor dinary swimmer and athlete at sixty five.-. ; ; . i Many feeble persons, and others who have suffered extremely both mentally and physically do not blanch a hair until past middle life ; while others, without assign able caurfe, lose j their capillary coloring matter rapidly when about forty years ot age. ; Race has a marked influence. The traveler Dr. Orbigny says that in the many year he spent in South America be uever saw a bald Indian, and scarcely ever a gray-haired one. The negroes turn more slowly than the whites. Yet we know a negress of pure blood, about thirty-five years old, who is quite gray. ; i In this country, ! sex appears to make little difference. Men and women grow, gray ! about the same period of life. i ; In men the hair and beard iarely change equally. The one is usual ly darker than the other for several years, but there seems no general rule as to which whitens first. Tbe spot where gray ness begins differs with the: individual. Tho philosopher Schopenhauer began to turn gray on I the temples, and complacently framed a theory that this is an indication of vigorous meutal activity. ; The correlation of gray hair, as well as its causes, deserve more attentive study than they have re ceived. Such a change is undoubt edly indicative of some deep seat ed physiological process, but what this is we can only ascertain by a much wider series of observations than have yet been submitted to scientific analysis. -. New Theory A boat the Word Magwamp. i . j .. i .'.' The following verses may throw some light upon the true meaning ot the word mugwump. The names nsed for birds or bats are not found in the dictionary ; but they are all to be found in the swamps of east ern North Carolina t J V i : The morwump roasts ia the hollow log. Too sacwi Wheneyer Tha saarwasr sits ia the tree: F henerer I bear the hori sine I -- My heart is sad ia me. . Wheneyer the roagpop toots his too To tho wail of the mipwar hen. And the mirfuuk chirps In the stilly aight. YoabsiTm lonely thea. -. . ? Would it not be singular if the original mugwump proved, after all, to be an j inhabitant of the dreary lowlands of North Carolina, roosting in hollow logs T The Working of High IJeease. Tho high license law, known as tne iiarper law, nas now been on trial in Illinois long , enough to en able ns to see how such ji system of regulating the liquor traffic works practically in a- great and populous State. That law, passed in 1883, fixes the minimum license fee for dram shops at $500, and for malt liquors at $150 only in cities, towns, and villages, and authorize county Boards to grant licenses on like terms upon petition of the legal voters of any town or pre cinct. . -.. , - . . We have reports of the working f the new system in half the coun ties of the dtate, obtained by the Chicago Tribune. In Cook conn ty, in which Chicago is situated, the liquor men are most able to prevent the execution of the law, and yet even there the number ot saloons has been diminished by from 500 to 1,000, and the city revenue has been increased by more than a mil lion dollars. In nineteen other cities and towns there were, before the enforcement of high license, 733 saloons, yielding a revenue of $89, 050. There are now in these places only 463 saloons, but the revenue has been increased to $253, 000. "-.' - . "-;"''.! " : , . The high license fee has had the effect to shut np the low groggeries in towns and their suburbs, which were always the resorts of vile characters, and the consequence is less crime and less drunkenness. The number of arrests has fallen off, and drunkenness has decreased in tbe larger cities by thirty per cent. There is also an improve ment in the quality of the men who keep the saloons, for the business has grown to be more decent and respectable, so that even those who seel liquor acknowledge that the law is working beneficently. The report from Cairo is that "disorderly conducts and arrests have decreased not less than fifty per cent;" from Quincy, that "it has materially lessened the police ; court cases for drunkenness ;" from Springfield, that "the number of arrests has diminished over fifteen per cent., and the increase in the degree of deference paid by saloon keepers to public sentiment and legal authority is fully as distinct as the betterment in other respects-" from Joliet, where the license is placed at $1,000, that respectable liquorj dealers and the police are enforcing the law, which has vastly improved the order ot the town. From the rural counties equally fa vorable reports are sent. No other method of regulating the liquor traffic and diminishing the ovils caused by it has been so effective as high license. The taxes of tbe communities are lessened and tbeir expenses for maintaining public order and decreased. The liquor business gets into the bands of better men, j whose interests in duce Ihem to; assist in enforcing the laws, and both those who drink and those who refrain are better served and protected. j Parental and Filial Oaty. Prof. Felix Adler, in the course of a lecture said that the gift of children tended to moral elevation. The roan - who desired to see his children grow up better than him self would not fail to improve his own life and character, so as to set them1 a good example. If a parent sought to curb the angry passions of a child, that parent would most carefully guard against any ebulli tion of temper, such as would set an evil example. If it was sought to have the children avoid slander, no encouragement at the table or in the parlor would be given to those -who meet only to rend their neighbor's character. Avoided would be the feasts of those moral cannibals who feed upon the repu tations of others. The moral nature and individu ality of children, Prof. Adler con tinued, should be carefully studied and respected. They are, it is true, bone of our bone and flesh of our flesh, but wo are only the channels through which the ri rer of life is transmitted to them. Some parents make a point of trying to mould their children into reproductions of themselves, j But every child has a. right to its own individuality. Forinstance, if a boy shows a talent for art, it is a grave question whether it be wise for tbe boy's father to say : "Oh I I don't want my j boy to be a painter ; I mean him to be a lawyer." Or, again, a youth shows an intense passion for study, but, a friend of the father has an opening in his couuting house, and 80 the instincts of genius are sacrificed to the dollar. Thus the individuality of that life is destroyed and tbe particular message with which it was entrust ed to deliver to the world is lost. In conclusion the speaker dwelt upon the reverence and love due from children to their parents. As an instance of filial devotion he cited the case of the young fireroau who lost his life at the fire in Col lege Place, New York. As he fell from the ladder to the ieo bound pavement below, ho 1 was heard to exclaim, "Oh! my poor mother." His one thought in that dreadful moment was for his mother. How many men there were whoso heads were gray and the tenderest recol lection in whose career was the re membrance of the father who had guided and trained their steps in their earlier years, and the mother whose tender care had never been equaled by any one else on earth. ' Hog skin is used extensively for saddles because it is the only leather that all the stretch cau be taken out of and it stands friction and wear so well, but it possesses but little strength, therefore it is but seldom if ever nsed for straps. The dude's high collar has been consigned to oblivion, but the dude remains. Tho people are tnankrui to Dame Fashion for this small favor. -r J: : Xlterary Women. '. , li. A medical journal has been look ing into the Jives of 'literary wo men, and it finds that "most of them were either single or, if mar tied, Were childless ; second, that tney nave been generally long lived." These assertions come about as near the mark as most generalizations but not nearer; although from the nature ot things one .. Would expect - that women whose careers were chiefly devoted to literary pursuits would not bo apt to assume the responsibilities which matrimony brings. Among the literary spinsters are cited Frederika Bremer, Emily Bronte, Hannah More, Harriet Martinean, Eliza Cook, Miss Sedgwick, Gail Hamilton, Alice and Phoebe Cary, Anna! Dickinson, Miss Edgeworth, Mitford and Jane Austen. Among married women who were childless the Medical Record mentions Mrs. Nichols (Charlotte Bronte), Mrs. Somerville George Eliot, . Letitia E. Landon. Of the few who had only due child or two, Mrs. Brown ing, iladame Darblay and Madame de Sevigne are referred to. Ma dame de Stael , bad several: Mrs. Trollope not only , had a large family but also an unlucky bus band to support by her novels, when1 she began writing at the age of fifty-five. Mrs. Oliphant, whose literary work is simply enormous, has several- children. Mrs. Julia Ward Howe and Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe have had families ; Margaret Fuller was drowned with her young son in her arms ; Mrs. Gaskell had seven children ; Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett has four or five. . The five literary women who!; unquestionably staud at the head, of their sex in intellect Madame de Stael, Mrs. Browning, Charlotte Bronte, George Sand and George Eliot were married, and quite as many of the literary, wo men of second and third rank were married as unmarried, and most of the former were mothers. J The second assertion, that liter ary women have been usually long lived, is borne out by many cases. Mrs! Somerville died at 92 years of age : Madame d'Arblay and Han nah at 83 ; Miss Edgeworth at 82 ; Madame de Sevigne at 70 ; Miss Breiner at 64 ; George Sand at 72 ; George Eliot at Gl ; Mrs. Brown iner I at 54. Am one those whoso lives were shorter were Jane Aus- I ten,! who lived only 42 years; Char lotte Bronte, who was 39: Emily Bronte, 29, and .Margaret Fuller, 40. This longevity of female brain workers is in accortlance with tbe long established fact that literary men live longer than the average of their sex. I -; . ' The Oldest Locomotive Engineer. !- j . ... , t . ,s Julius D. Petscb, the oldest Joco tive engineer in the country, died las month in Charleston, S. C, tbe city ot his birth. He ran the first locomotive ever built in this coun try! and the second ever in use on an American railway. This loco motive was built at the West Point Foundry works in New York in 1830, and was called "The Best Friend of Charleston," having been built for use on tbe South Carolina Railway, then; in process. of con struction. It ai rived in Charleston on October a, isju, auu was placed on the road on November 2d 1830. The second engine con structed in this country was bunt by the West Point works for the same road, wmcn was oegun in 1830, and was opened for traffic in 1833, for its I whole length, 135 miles. At that time it was the longest continuous line of railway: intthe world. . r Mr. Petscb, as already stated, was the engineer of "The Best Friend of Charleston." He suc ceeded in inventing, a number of improvements to it, which, had they been patented, would have probably yielded him a handsome fortune. The most important of these improvements was tbe shrinking of wrought iron tires on iron wheels and tho placing of what are known as "the outside connections" on a locomotive. After serving as engineer for some time, he was promoted to the office of superintendent of the South Caro lina Railway during the presidency of Mr. H. W. Connor, j , (During the Seminole war Mr. Petscb was employed as an engi neer in Florida. As a master ma chinist, Mr. Petscb was known all over tbe State. He superintended the building of the "New Bridge" over the Ashley River, the placing of the machinery in the Confeder ate gunboat Chicora during the late war, and the erection of the machinerv in the cotton mill at Graniteville, S. C. He was in his seventy eight year at the time of his death. Horrible Outrage. Alamance GleinerJ . We learn from a reliable source of a shameful act of cruelty which transpired in this county a little mote than two weeks ago. The facts detailed to us are as follows : An old ! gentleman, eighty-four years old, went to a neighbor's bouse, in Melville township, on last Saturday a week ago, and asked to be carried to tbe poor bouse, saying that he had been driven from home. Ho further stated be had been tied to a tree by bis: grand-son and whipped with a hickory withe, and afterwards carried by his own son and tied iu a tobacco barn and left alone. The old man's arms and legs bore the marks of cruelty re ceived at the hands of his relatives. It was during the last snow and cold snap that be was thus tied up and beaten. Other acts or cruelty were done the poor old man ; but enough have been told. . It is said that his relatives are able to sup nort him. Parties guilty of such cruelty ought to be severely pun ished. '. I The old man is now at the poor house. - - I; j..Vj?,.' f Dr. John Van Bibber, of JJaltl more, has taken up the gaanlet in behalf of school , children, and pro tests against the methods in vogue in some of the schools ' in forcing cnudren in their stodies, to Which ne at tn Dates many- of the , mental disorders and bodily ailments now not uncommon among children, and until recently unknown among them, r Speaking of the schools of liaitimore he says that the number of children who suffer , from nervous diseases increases ; that not only chorea is the frequent and ordinary iorm or mis trouble, but that neu ralgia, insomnia and headache, for merly t thought to belong almost exclusively in adult life, are how very prevalent among children; His; conclusions are that tho abuse of education, by over pres sure in the public schools has a great influence on the increase of these maladies, if it is not the ac tive cause ef their production; and further says : "It can . be proved that functional disturbances of the nervous! system! among children have lately been much increased in Baltimore, and that the only ra tional cause for this mobid develop ment is .the present tendency to commence too early with educa tion, and to force its progress by competitive examlna- injurious tions." I : To educate children is good, but in the desire to educate nature's laws should not be' entirely ignor ed,' nor should the ' young brain be injured, and the health of . the child underminded in the ill directed ef fort to hurry it through books, to reflect credit on the teacher or the so-called, system. There r is f too much mere memorizing and parrot teashingjin the. public schools in this country, and, too , little atten tion given by those in charge to the physical and mental capacitv of the child, which- is exnected when placed in a class to hold its position! and keep up with! the stronger; and sprightlier, or j fall back into .the lower grade which spirited 'children struggle to avoid as a species of humiliation. 1 1 j 1 There; is room in this country for such men as Dr. Bibber, who are doing a good work in calling atten tion to the blunders in the school house, and in protecting the little ones from the. overtaskiug Jthat ru,ns I Bill Nye's Philosophy. To the young the future has a roseate I hue. The roseate hue comes high, but we have to use it in this place. To the young there spreads: out a glorious range of possibilities. After the youth has endorsed for an intimate . friend a few times, aud purchased the pa per at the bank himself later on. the. horizon won't seem to horizon so tumultuou8ly as it' did afore -time. I remember , at one I time of purchasing such a piece of accommodation paper at a bank, and I still have it. I didn't need it any more than a cat needs eleven tails at one and tbe same time.1! Still the bank made it an object to me, and I secured it. Such things as these harshly knock the fluff and bloom off the cheek of youth, and prompt us to turn the strawberry box bottom side up before we pur chase it. .Youth is gay and hope ful, age is covered with experience and scars, where the skit has1 been knocked; off aud had to grow ou again, j To the young a dollar looks large and strong, but to the! mid dle-aged and old it is weak and in efficient. When we are in the hey day arid fizz of existence, we believe everything, but after awhile we murmur : "What's that you're givin' jus," orr words of a like char acter, j j Age brings caution and a lot ! of shoo-worn experience pur chased at the highest market price. Time brings vain regrets and wis dom-teeth that can be left in a glass of water over night. In y .1 Cutting Things Under Water. When scieuco was in its infancy, much of. its fact was mixed with nonsense, and some of the non sense; shows a wonderful vitality. A case! in point is the recent re publication of a nonsense bit that was current at least forty! years ago. it: is a recipe tor cutting glass with shears or scissors. The state ment is that sheet glass can be cut with the greatest ease with a pair of scissors if the glass is kept un der water and kept in a level posi tion.! : That there is not a word of truth in. it any one may easily prove on a trial, with the result of dulling a pair of shears. 1 There is one cutting process that can be better done under water than out of water ; that is, the par ing of onions. When pared under water the acrid emanations, so un pleasant to the mucous mpmbrane of eyes and nose, are dissolved or held in the water. But neither the quality of glass nor the power of scissors is cnangea oy immersion in water. ' A Fable About Office-Seekers. f II .:- . Puck. .. . : - One day, as an Ass was journey ing along toward a rich meadow, he chanced unon a Fox who was quitely sitting by the roadside. ? "Ab. ; friend Fox." said he ; T was just looking for yon. I am going to Feed in yonder meadow." iiu "But,77 answered tne jj ox, "you cannot get in ; that meadow is re served for animals of Beauty." !f "Exactly." said tho Ass, "but I have a beautiful Voice. Listen" I! Arid he brayed loud and Long. When tbe last echo had died away, turning to the Fox, he asked : if VNow, friend Fox, you have heard it, What does that Show !" I Vlt shows," said the Fox, quietly, as he took up bis cane and spring Overcoat, "that you are au Ass." ; MoraZm This fable teaches that office seekers who want to tell the Presideut why they, should have office ought to Remember that there is al ways more than one way or iooic ing at a Thing. . A subject?flntDoV . girl of fifteen, aprilJ.' - ! operation at JeffersolxX a young lege a short time ago. TtrJinical wore short dresses, looked tool- 5 young1 school- miss, and? bad tha manners., of a girl. The trouble with the patient was an inability to retain secretions : of the kidneys. Dr. W. H. Pancoast made ' an ex amination and discovered two ex ceedingly interesting facts ; - First, that nis subject was not, as tne parents had always ' supposed, a girl,' but a boy, and that he had been born minus a bladder, i Dr. Pancoast explained all this to the class which the operation was per formed, and then proceeded to sup ply an artificial bladder, a surgical feat first accomplished by Dr. Pan coat's father many years ago and now not an uncommon operation. The parents of, the supposed girl, now transformed into a handsome boy, at first refused to credit - the facts ; related by tho . doctor . and would not keep the subject in boy's attire, dressed in which the profes sor had returned him to them. A farther operation was. made at the request of . the parents . This .was done last week and so fully devel oped other organs that doubt was no longer possible. Now,' in addi tion to this metamorphosis, the lad has been given a boy's name in ex change for tho, female one with ' which he . .was , christened. iProf. ; Pancoast has recently also had an other case of somewhat the same nature, although j not quite so In teresting, the subiect being a. bov of four years, who had' always been supposed to be a girl. ' The opera- ion in each case was 1 about tbe ; same and both patients have re covered. . -.. . ;.. ? . .-i" u-' - ; Getting All lie Asked For, - I ! ; ElilPerkins ia the Pittsburg-Dispatch. , ::, '.. I got tired looking at those ware houses and factories fin Richmond. After looking at 350 of them it be came an old story. ; At last, when came to one. I, would say, to tho driver:' " ' i , AnothertobaccofactoryjCsesar!'' "Yes, mas'a ; dls is a plug facV' try."s.; tir.-i-.!f,.f.;i;;j;r nUJ;- "Don't stop," I said : wive on, et the plug go."T J t J ' ' J Further fonf we' came to' a very 7 arge building and a very ancient - buildingir?.;;;-t faX-A-An h-tUji - :; "Is that a tobacco-factory, too T" asked the driver, . , , ivi ou, uuu a im. uivvktu 'uuuatj sah-; ' dat's whajr Patrick Henry made his great speech, sah.n ; j "What , did Patrick- say!"; I asked.. - ... .; J. . t- V " Why Jie done say, 'Gib me lib-r erty or gib me deth.' " ! s': j "Well, which did they give him!77 i ; "Dey guv him bof, sah, bof.7?. , ; 11 ' Two Married Women at the Gate. : ; 4 Did you ever hear two married 1 1 women take leave of each other at the gate on a mild evening f 1 This is how they : do it: "Good-bye! Good-bye ! Come down and see us soon." "l win. uood-byel liood- bye ! Don't forget to come soon." "No, I won't. Don't you .forget to come up." "I won't. Be sure and: bring Sarah Jane with you next lme." "I will, Fd bavo brought her up this time, but she wasn't very well. She wanted to come awfully." "Did she now ! That was tooJbad! Be sure and bring her nexttime." ' "I will; and you be sure and bring baby." "I will. forgot to tell you that be7a cut another tooth." "You don't say so ! How many has he now!" "Five. Itv makes him awfully cross." : j "I dare say it does this hot weather." "Well, good-bye I Don't forget to come down." "No. I won't Don't you forget to come up. Good-bye !" j H I , Cold Mines of Rowan. je; . . Salisbury Watchman. Mr. Prince baa been out in the country for eight or ten days with - bis magnetic indicator; hunting -veins. Wo met him Tuesday last, i all smiles and bouyancy, full of the brightest hopes and . confident ! that the mineral developments in j Rowan this spring and summer; will create an enthusiasm never, before known in this State. : fTho' mines are here," said be, "and no mistake; and they are attainable; at such reasonable prices as will insure their being taken up." 'This from an experienced miner andl from one whose business it is to gather such facts, is worth some thing. ' f; - ' 1 -i i The llO-Ton Gun. : t- . f . - The'English government has or dered three 110-ton " guns, and of these one is to be delivered in Oc tober next, another in January, and the third in April, 1886. The price per gun ia 19,500;; the projectile 1 is 1,800 lb.; the charge is 900 lb. of cocoa powder ; the muzzle velocity I is 2,020 feet per second the maxi-! mum powder pressure is 17 tons ler square inch. The velocity and pressure are, of course, ' only esti matedalthough they are based on the experience, gained .with-the Italian guns. : .... y Another Blessed Baby. j rf Visitor "I think Aurora would ; be a very expressive name for the little angel." H i Young Father (who is reading the paper) "Yes, Aurora would do, because he was a roar all last night; but, unfortunately, that is a girl's name, and the little beggar happens to be a boy." r v: Si v Visitor "Oh, it's a boy, is it! What are you going to name him !" -Young Father "I am' going to call him Albert Edward, because ; be is the Prince of tWails, and he's j prematurely bawled." Kansas editors excel in tho se i lection of eccentric names for their papers. Tbe Prairie Dog, the As- : tonisker, and the Paralyzer j are al- i ready in existence, and now a pa per is to be started ia Thomas county which will be called, the Thomas Cat, f 1 S t' i f! n tk-f B i " j - r : j; r .1 ! r ( i 'a i i