8LEEPY UAH'S SPEECH.
It Had an Electrifying Effect on the
Jury and Brougnt a venue
the Plaintiff.
avornar WriierB au
When
Washington ve "anj" oi
'stories they have only to look into
the career of Hon. George Vest,
L.n.tnr from the crreat state of
Missouri.- There the fund of good
material is apparently inexhausti
ble. Walter Wellman has been
taking a turn at Vest, and finds a
new story that is worth repeating.
The scene is located in Missouri,
of course, and the preliminaries
tell how Vest was employed by a
man whose dog had been shot by a
neighbor. Other eminent counsel
attended to all the preliminaries of
the fight, while Vest was tnere, nis
head sunk down between his shoul
ders, and apparently asleep. Fi
nally his associate nudged him and
tnM him ithat-'he n.u8t make the
closing speech. He demurred, but
seeing he must do something to
earn the fee which had been paid
him, rose and after gazing earnest
ly at the jury for some minutes,
began a speech of which lata is a
stenographic copy : -
"Gentlemen of the Jury: 1 he
best friend a man has in this
world may -turn" against him and
become his enemy. His son or
daughter that he baa reared with
loving care may prove ungrateful.
Those who are nearest and dearest
to us, those whom we- trust with
our happiness and our good name,
may become traitors to their faitb.
The money that a man has be may
lose. It flies away with him, per
haps when he needs it most. A
man's reputation may be sacrificed
in a moment of ill-considered ac
tion. The people who are prone to
fall on their knees to do us honor
when success is with us may be
the first to throw the Atone of mal
ice when failure settles its cloud
upon our heads. The one abso
lutely unselfish friend that man
jan have in this selfish world, the
-one that' never deserts him, the one
that never proves 1 ungrateful J or
treacherous, is his dog. '
"Gentlemen of the jury' the
Senator continued, "a man's dog
-stands by him in prosperity and in
poverty, in health and in sickness.
He will sleep on the cold ground,
where the wintry winds blow and
the snowdrives fiercely, if only: he
will be near his master's side. He
will kiss the hand that has no food
to offer, he will lick the wounds
and sores that come in encounter
with the roughness of the world.
He guards the sleep of his pauper
master as if he were a prince.
When all other friends desert he
remains. When riches take wings
and reputation falls to pieces, he is
as constant in his love as thesun
in his journey through the heavens.
If fortune drives the master forth
an outcast in the world, friendless
nnl'tinmnloea t Vi o f Q i h f ll I ilnn oebe
no higher, privilege than that of
accompanying him, to guard
against danger, to fight against
his enemies, and when the last
scene of all comes, and death takes
the; master in its embrace and the
body is laid away in the cold
ground, no matter if all other
friend pursue their way, there by
his graveside. will the noble dog be
found, his head between his paws.
his eyes sad but open
watchfulness, faithful
even in death."
What followed the
Wellman describes in this way:
"Then Vest sat down. This, re-
- i 1 I m t .
marKame sneenn ne nan riAiirAreri
Ocandal Upon DcandaL
A great many people thought
last year that the Democratic
charges of peculation and extrava
gance against the fusion state ad
ministration were for political ef
fect only, but they were true, yet
not half the truth was told. The
public remembers what outrageous
scandals have developed in connec
tion with the conduct of the peni
tentiary, and enough has been pre
viously published with reference to
the Agricultural Department to
prepare the publio In a measure for
what was to be seen In yesterday's
paper.' This, let it be understood,
is not a Democratic showing, but is
from the mouths and the books of
the f ueionists themselves. And
what a showing ! "The committee
bad discovered, from the books that
between June 15th-4aet and June
15th of this year, the inspection of
fertilizers cost $15,794,while during
the previous twelve months it had
cost only $5,344." The greater
part of this sum was spent between
the time the result of the last elec
tion was known and the time of re
tirement of the fusionists from of
fice. As our Raleigh correspondent
tersely put it, "they were pulling
the Agricultural Department as a
a
pig would a teat."
The worst individual case, how
ever, is that of J. C. L. Harris.
As president of the Board of Agri
culture he received $4 per diem,
and in addition to this, $2 per diem
for expenses, although he lives at
Raleigh. He received $150 for
preparing the report of theboard
to the legislature, though that
should have been a part of his regular-duties
or those ot the secre
tary, to be discharged without ex
tra compensation. He received
$250 annually as counsel fees, and
$2,000 for one speech before the
Supreme Court of the United States,
though Busbee and Busbee had
prepared the brief, the cost of
which went into their annual bill
of $250 for fees, and Harris' only
part in the transaction was the
making of the speech.
These are. in brief, the principal
facts developed in the Investigation
of Tuesday, by the moutiWof ex-
Secretary Ramsey, fusionist, and
by the fusionist books, kept by
him or some one else of the crowd.
It is a disgraceful record, and yet
The Raleigh News and Observer
says that on Tuesday was taken
"only a very small bite at the cher
ry." If the Democratic party had
ever made any such record in any
department of government, we
should have considered that it had
betrayed its trust to the people and
was disgraced forever. It never
did so ; it never misappropriated a
dollar of the people's money. But
it was not good enough for them
and they would have fusion. It is
to be hoped that they have had
enough of it. Charlotte Observer.
in
and
alert
true
veracious
in a low voice, without a gesture.
No reference had he uttered about
the evidence. When- he finished
judge and jury were seen to have
tears in their eyes. -The jury filed
out and in a minute or two return
ed to the court room. The plain
tiff h ad asked for $200 damages.
The verdict gave him $500, and
several of the jurymen wanted to
hang the defendant." St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
There is a good story told on
one of the conductors on the A. C.
L. Of course he does not live
anywhere around here, but when
his friends see him these days
there is such a snicker that he
makes himself scarce. It was not
long ago on the Cberaw and Dar
lington road. The car was full of
passengers, one of them being a
big, fat negro woman with a child
in her arms which was crying, and
she was trying to console it, but it
wouldn't console. "Stop dat cryn
chile, doane you see vour mammy
gittin out yo' supper?' With this
remark she offered the breast to
the child, but it wouldn't take tit.
Coaxingly she said: "Hush yo'
squallin', yer little black rascal,
an' take yo' supper; if ver don't
I'se gwine to give it to the conduc
tah." The roar that went up in
the car was deafening. The con
ductor twent lntojthe baggage coach
ahead. Florence. ( S. C.) Times. '
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"Doo" Johnson's Definition.
"There used to be an eccentric
old character in our neighborhood,"
said a planter, reported In the New
Orleans Times-Democrat "who
went by the name of Doc' John
son. He had never been 40 miles
from the settlement in his life, and
was barely able to read and write,
but he was naturally a sort of iack
of all trades, and somehow or other
he acquired a tremendous reputa
tion for sagacity. Whenever an
argument arose among the country
lolKs JJoc Johnson was pretty
certain to be called in to decide it,
and as he would rather have died
than to have admitted ignorance
on any subject, some of his state
ments of fact were amazing in the
extreme. ,' One day a farmer in the
vicinity received a letter from his
son who had moved up to Iowa,
saying, among other things, that
the corn, crop was looking badlv
and the country was being overrun
oy immigrants. The last word
stumped the old man, and after
puzzling in vain over its meaning
he happened to see Doc' and call
ed him in. Johnson knew from
the peculiar warmth of his greet
ing that he was going to be asked
to solve some knotty problem, and
at onceas8umed his wisest air.
4 "Doc," said the farmer, pointing
to the mysterious passage in the
letter, 4 what in thunder does that
boy mean by immigrants? What
are they like anyhow?' Johnson
spelled through the paragraph, and,
noting the reference to the bad
corn crop, began rapidly to put
two and two together, immi
grants 1' he exclaimed, to gain time.
4Why, I thought everybody knowed
what they was!' -'Air they crit
ters?' asked the farmer, curiously.
4They is, replied 'Doc,' 4a kind of
er cross between, a 'possum and a
coon, and I'll tell you what 1? he
added impressively, they're just
simply death on corn.' "
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: : i A Convert to Oil Roads.
llr. A. C. Boggs, Catawba's
member of the House of Bepresen
tatlves, has (become a convert to
Prof. Meig's plan of greasing the
public roadSt At least he believes
the theory is sufficiently plausible
to justify experimenting on a small
scale. He advocates buying a few
barrels of oil, either out of the
county funds or by private sub
scription and applying it to tbe
muddiest roads that can be' found,
and see what the effect would be.
If it makes them as hard and dur
able as the professor claims h will.
then there: will be no longer any
excuse or palliation for having bad
roads any longer in Catawba. Oil,
in spite of the Standard Oil Trust,
is cieap. All that would be neces
sary would be to put the road beds
in the most desirable shape, dump
tbe oil on, according to the profes
sor's prescription and the oil would
do the balance. The roads would
become as hard as cement, and
water would wet them no deeper
than it does the feathers on a duck's
back. It is a fascinating theory,
and like Mr. Boggs, we are inclined
to ; think there is more in it than
tbe public at first were willing to
admit. At any rate, lets give it a
trial. We are willing to chip in a
few nicklee, either in the shape of
tax I or to a private subscription
paper, for the purpose of buying
few barrels of oil. We would just
like to see what kind of a conglom
eration Pennsylvania coal oil and
good old Catawba Dutch mud would
make. Newton Enterprise.
At What Age Should Girls Harry?
It has come to pass that the mod
ern! girl marries later in life -than
her! predecessor. She feels that
there is no hurry and takes plenty
of time to look about her. The
healthy-minded would generally
prefer to marry, but just at what
agesj is somewhat hard to deter
mine. It seems to me that the on
ly possible answer to the qaestion
is also the most obvious, namely,
when she arrives at years of disr
cretion. This happens at various
ages, according to the character
and capacity of the girl. Some
girls are sensible women at nine
teen; some are never sensible worn-
en at all.
The Amelia Sedlia sort of girl is
'! . . . .h .... , ,
a survival oi tne cnattei penoa,
and as she never acquires the sort
of discretion which is a safe con
duct through life it makes no dif-
xerence at wnat age sne marries.
She lis the clinging sort of creature
who looks about for a man to lean
upon .and generally finds one, lor
men in theory still prefer her.
They sentamentalize on the sub
ject in their youth and talk about
the ivy and tbe oak. When they
are captured, if they do not suffer
the fate of the oak smothered by
the ivy, but survive to tell the tale,)
they still cling to their theory ; but
they spend the leisure hours of
their middle age at their clubs. -
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Opposing the Pistol.
The many recent assassinations
and murders in Texas have aroused
the press of that state, and with
great unanimity they are demand
ing
law
"It
the enactment of a stringent
against the carrying of pistols,
should be," says the Austin
Statesman, "made a felony in Tex
as for any man, except an officer of
the' law on duty, to carry a pistol.
Until the 'pistol toter'- is banished
from the state, Texas cannot take
that rank in advanced civilization
and social order that every good
citizen hopes and works for."
Other influential papers are equally
vigorous in protesting against the
"pistol toter." This is a healthy
departure and should be kept up
until the desired end is accomplished.
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Countess Had Her Hevcnco.
The Count and Countess Napo
dano, of Vienna, lived happily to
gether until the Count fell In love
with the daughter of -the local doc
tor, Concetto Devajo by name; a
charming young girl of 18vyears.
The Count deserted his wife and
eloped with Concetto Devajo.
The Countess Napbdano obtain
ed a divorce from her husband,
who then married Concetto. ) I
Two years later Count Napodano
and Countess Concetto returned! to
Matuggacci. The former Countess
Napodano was now on her death
bed. She sent a message to the
Counters Concetto that she would
like to see her before 6he died.
The Countess, wishing to humor
the wishes of tbe ding woman,
went to see her. j j j
The invalid asked her to stoop
and kiss her. As the fresh young
face of her rival came near her own
the dying woman raised herself,1
and by an almost superhuman ef-i
fort bit a piece clean out of Con j
cetta's cheek aud' mouth, then fell
back dead with a contented smile
oh her features. 1 1
Concetta was disfigured for life.
and her husband, the fickle Count,
has already left her for a new love
"Richly allustrated" barelv de!
scribes the August Cosmopolitan,
tnere being in that great number
one nundred and forty-six different
illustrations of all sorts and sizes
and not one of them commonplace
or uninteresting. The literary
features of the magazine vie with
tbe pictorial, the whole forming a
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Qortgagee's Land Sale.
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Bv virtue of powers of sale contained in two
certain deeds oi mortgage executed by A. M.
Euliss and wife, s. O. fcuiics, to w. J. Staley
the iUth day of January , l'rtJl. and on the 15tu
day of-March, 1835. 1 e6pectively, registered in
the register's oce of Guilford county in books
Xo. 83. naireaS54-55-5ii-57, and in No 98 pacts
5W-65-67-ti8, t will offer and sell by pubfic auc
tion for cash at the dweiiiDg house on the prem
ises hereinafter uescriDea, on
- SATURDAY, AUGUST 26, 1899,'
at 12 o'olock M., tbe following de cribed
tract of land described in said mortgages, to
wit: Being in Greene townihip, Guiltoid coun
ty, N. C, adjoining the lands of P. p. Smithj 8.
Johnson, Frederick Reitzel and others, bounded
ar follows r Beginning at a stone, running
thence west 176 poles to a f take near Smith
wood Academj. thence west 16 east 52 p le j to
a stone, thence north 14 poles to a ttone.' thence
north 16 eat SI poles to a stone, thence north 17
east 22 poles to a stone tbe new division cor
ner, thence south 89 east 170 poles, to a stone in
P. C. Suuth's line, thence south 11 west 1 6 poles
to a black oak, thence tout h 15 west 60 poles to
the first station, containing 122 acres lucre i or
less and being on the waters of Stinking Quar
ters creek. M
This 2lst day of July. 1S99. H
W. J. STALEY, Mortgageei
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Action Concerning Real Estate.
Domenica I.uchi. Thomas Luchi, Eafaella Ra
vina and Bettini Francesco, 1 1
Giovanni Tlossi. G. Enisley Doonell, R D. Pat
terson and wife Annie Patterson, W. H. Lan
gon, J. F. Jordan and wife, Mary W. Jordan.
In this action it appearing to the satisfaction
of tbe court, by affidavit, that W. II. Lanaron,
one of the defendants, cannot after due dili
gence be found in the state, but U a resident of
the state of Pennsylvania; that sid W. II.
Langon is a proper and necessary party to said
action; and that the nature of the action is real
property, the purpose of the action being to de
termine the various interests of tne parties
thereto in two certain tracts of land situated in
Guilford county. North Carolina, adjoining tbe
lands of Ed. Lambeth. John Barker and others,
and known as part of the Donnell tract, con
taining 400 acres more or less; and to require
the defendants to make and deliver to tbe
plaintiffs good and sufficient titles to two hun
dred and twenty acres of said tracts, in accord
ance with written agreements between the
parties; and to exclude the said W. II. Langon
from any interest or lien in the said 220 acres:
It is ordered by the court that publication be
made once a week for six weeks in tbe Gbeexs
boko Patriot, a newspaper published in Guil
ford county, N. requiring the said W. H.
Langon to be and appear at tbe next term of
the superior court of Guilford county, to be
held in the court house in Greensboro, on the
Slet day of Ac gust, ls99. and then and there
answer or demur to the complaint herein to be
filed, or the case will tie proceeded with as if
personal serace of summons had been made
upon tbe said W. II. Langon.
Given pnder my hand at office at Greensboro
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