Good Things. centoten-nial work A. dime novel Farewell perfom Mncea-Good me!i. To keep warm Keep the lornace coaled. "I hare very little rwpeet for the ties I this world," as the chap said when the rope was round his neck. 4She has a magnificent voice lor a fog-whistle," is a portionof a western description of local prima donna. 'C-c-c-can that p-p-p-prrot talk ?" sked a stuttering man of a German. 'Ven he doo,t talk so footer as you, Jschop bis lu ad cflT." A gentleman late one evening met ins servant "Hallo 1 where are you go Jog at this time of night ? (or no good Til warrant T "Iwagoing for you -sir." ' - "Mother, I'm afraid a fever would go nird with me." Why my son ?" , 'Cause you see, mother, I'm so small that there wouldn't be room for it to turn." ' Trying to do businew without adver tssmgis like winking at a pretty; girl through a pair of green goggles; you may know what you are doing, but no .body else does. A drunken mac, having vomited in a basket containing goslings warming by the fire-plate, exclaimed in conster nation, "My God, wife, when'd I swaN ler them things !' A dandy with cigar in his mouth en tered a menagerie, when the proprietor requested him to take the weed from his mouth, lest he should teach" other monkeys bad habits. A man who won't complain, when, his wife crawls out about midnight and takes the heaviest blankets or? the bed to wrap around her plants, is lacking in all the noble qualities of a free agent. Some women get up a reputation for amiability by taking a lit tie boy into the omnibus with them and making him stand up and give his seat to some body about twenty timea during the trip. "I shall soon die, Cuffy 1 must soon eetoutupona long journey," said a lck man to his old. negro servant. -Berry well, " Replied Cuffy; 'I guess massa had good going, 'cause it be all way down bill." The remark of a little eight-year old is in accordance with toe wishes of many people. "Mother, she said, I wish I was built like a hencoop, out ot laths, and then (he bretze could blow .right through me." "On which side of the paltform is my train ?" asked a stranger in a depot the other day. i "Well, my friend," replied a gentle man passing, 'it you take the left you'll be right; if you take the right, you'll be left. . What are you going to do about it!' asked Davie of a rienu who had been smashed up in a railroad disaster and terribly injured. Well, gasped the hopeful sufferer, 'firstly, I shall go in for repairs; secondly, I shall go in for damages.' A young woman has an artificial jaw, and a contemporary asks if she woe the other one out. Of course she did, and she has already worn the new me out, too. Tou don't suppose she would leaTe it al home wJien she went out, do you t I know something,'' replied an ur chin, with a significant look. MWcll. my son, what do you know!' replied the pastor. 4I know where there is a bird'i nest,' says the boy; 'but I ahan'an't tell jou, lor fear joa will steal the eggs.' John Henry's wife wrote him, in mosquito time, that she had 'fifteen bitee;" and aa sbe Jorgot to cross her t, John went raving round like a raving Junatic lie didn't care so much about her having .iles," as he did about her spelling 'em so. . "Well, Cuflee," said a minister to his colored servant, "what were you doitfg in meeting this afternoon !" i iMiog note,' was Is reply. "You tskinsr noti claimed the master 'Sartin, massa; ' all tha gentlemen taka nnux ' -n-it let me aeo'tfiem,, said ':he. Cuffee thereupon produced hU sheet of paper, and his master found it scrawled, all over with all'sorts of marks and lines, as though a dozen of spider?, dipped mink, bad piarcbed over It. "Why, Ibis all nonsense," said the minister, as be looked at the notes. Well, mussa ' Cuffee replied, "I thought so all the t-ime you was preaching." A boot-black's father says he never eoj tya himself more tl an whin he wes j toe 8oq shine." An old farmer riding along in a lumber wagon with his son, when pass icg over a rough place, fell off, and coming inclose contact with the wb-ll he cried out, M neck is broke 1" His son expressing some doubt as to bis case being quite so bad, the old man responded with some spirit," Don't you s'pose I know ?" S, A. Stevens & O o., DEALERS IN Furniture, Carpetings & Pianos, Corker Maui ahd Ukakbt Sts., NOUFOLK, Ya. The largest Stock of the above goods iu Virginia, All froods guaranteed to be sold as low as in .any Northern City, as our business facilities are unsurpassed. Our ooda are all manufactured to order nod we ask a visit or an order froiu those desiring goods in our line to convince tbem of the advantage ob tained ic dealing nearer home. Having been establiihed twelve years and having sold largely in the vicinity nf Franklin County, all can refer t the public generally. We are Agents and keep on hand a large assortment of Pianos and Parlor Organs at Manufacture prices, rend for Circular. Sep. 11- y The Dealh Bed of Andrew Johnson. A MAGNIFICENT Engraving, just published, on heavy plae paper, 14 19 inches in Size. It toacbingly portrays the last moments of toe great states man, with family, friends and phvai cians grouped sorrowiully around him. It is a gem of art, beautiful in design, and artistic iu execution, and should hang in every, home and cyttage in the land. Agents wanted everywhere at once to sell this and other popular pic tures. Large Pay. yQ moncy req am d until pictures are sold. One copy of the fine engraving "Deatbsbed ct An drew Johnson,', with terms and in strnciions to Agents, will be tent by mail on a roller, and post paid on ic ceipt of 80 cents, or two copies for 50 cents. No terms sent unless sample copy ja ordered. Address the Pubiili ers ' SOUTLERN PICTURE CO., Xasnviirt.Tenn Atlantic Hotel. J , NORFOLK, VA. It. 8. DODSON, ' ormer f ihe FOUNTAIN HOTEIi, Baltimore, Md., . Proprietor. This magnificent HOTEL, after having been thorough y renovated and refitted, is now open for the accommodation of gaettts. Board, flret and second floor, $3 per day. Third and fourth floor, $2,50 per day. L beral terms to permanent Boarder NEW HARNESS. My Harness Shop over T. N. Carlile's Store is now complete, with an assort -meut of Ueady-made ilarnes-, Ma shine and hand made. I will warrant all Harness made by band a reasonable length of time. I also keep ou hand a full supply of POLE StltAPS, HIDING BKIDLE. DRIVING RUNS. WAQOS BUGGY BKIDLK, HALTERS, V t LLA RS. BUCKLES, BIT AC. .;:. &3 Call and txamine my stock when you Come to town. Very Resp'Iy, " Y. B. CLIPrON. ESTABLISHED 1847. W. H. Morris & Sons., COTTON FACTORS JSD Commission Merchants. 23, 25 and 57 Commerce St, Will make liberal Currency advan ceson produce or bill lading in hand. Mr. A, M. Xobie, of N: 1, is con nected with our house, and will be pleased to receive the, patronage of his friends. P. R. UZZLK. : A. H. BAS.BB. COTTX)N FACTORS, WHOLESALE & RETAIL GROCERS .... AKD COMMISSION MERCHANTS. No. 43, Wilmington St. Raleigh, N. 0. We solicit consignments of country produce and cotton. Ordtrs promptly attended to. . UZZLE & BAKER. oct22 3m . Raleigh, N. C: Tne only Blacking thatill Polish Over Oiled Sur face ' AND FRESERVE THE LEATHER ! H A. REAMS & Co. M.inufticturcrs of Reams Durham Boot and Suoe Polbh DURHAMS N.C. Warranted ta JExsil All Otliers Money Refundedl or The on!v blackinc that will nniUK on oiled sufface. It is guaranteed to preserve the leather and make It pliant, n quiring less quantity and time to produce a perfect gloss than any other, the brush to be applied immediately atier putting on the blacking. A per fect gloss from this will not soil even white clothes. We guarantee it as represented, and ask for patronage strictly on its merits. In-testing our blacking use a brush that has no other on it. Prices as low as other Blacking. Liberal arrange ments made with merchants ' and wholesale dealers. . - ? H. A; REAMS & Co;--Manufacturers, Durhatri, N. C, This Blacking is recommended in the highest terms, after trial, by Ceo. F. Brown, J. Howard Warner, New York; the President and Professors of Wake Forest College; and a large num ber ot gentlemen in and around Dnr ham, whose certificates have been iur niahed the Manulactories, . Orders solicited and promptly filled. JL Tv BLA.TC H LLY'a I N TC v Improved Cucum er vvoi.ri Pump is i.be acknowhdgid oTANDARD ! .he. market, by pooul ir ver- r'icf, ih best duidd lor the i least money. Attention is in J vited to Blatchlev's Imuroved f'f Bracket, the Drop Check VaWe, which can le withdrawn with out disturbing ij.e joints, snd the cop per chamber whirh never cracks, scales or rusts and Will last a lite time. For Rule by Dcnlers and the irade gm erally. In ordr-r ,to be sure that you get iJlatchit'y's Pump; be carelul and see that it has my trade mark as apove. Ifyoudonot know where to buy, de 8criptive circulars, together wiihthe name and address of the agent nearest lou, wiil be promptly furnibhed by ad dressing with stamp; v, Charles E. Biatchley, Hannfaetnrer. ; ? 506 Commerce St., Philadelphia. Pu 'April 2l'-m. SIX REASONS WHY j v ' YOU SHOULD INSXTBB IN THE PENN MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY. 921 CHESTSUT STREET, PHILADELPHIA. , 1st. Because it is one of the oldest companies in tbc country, and, past tlie dky ot experiments. - . : . ... .. 2d. Because every policy holder is a member of the Company, entitled to all us advantages and privilege?, hav iug a right to vote at all elections for trustees, and thus has an. influence iu its management, j " " ' . J 3d Because it has the largest accu mulated fui.d of any Lite Insurance Company in the State.' 4th. Because by economical man agement, its ratio of expenses totottd income is lax below the average ot Life Companies, (See Official Insurance Reports.) '!-?'' - . 5th. Because it has declared more dividends in number, and of a larger average percentage, than any Company in the United States. For example; Polwy No 16, for 5000, has been paid to the widow of a Philadelphia merchant, upon which twency-:hree dividends had been de clared, aveiagmg fifty -seven percent. Had these dividends . been used to pur chase additions to this' policy, $5,046 moie would have been realized mak ng the policy. worUi $11,046. , 6th. Because it is liberal in its man agement, prompt in its setttlements, sate beyond a contingency, and its rates are as low as any first-class Company in the country. Principal Features. - Small expenses, absolute security .large return premiums, prompt payment ot losses, and liberali ty to the insured. . W. H. FINCH, Gen'I, Manager for North Carolina. 4 W. D. SPRUILL, Gen'l. Agent, Franklinton, N. C. The CouRiEa for three months onlj Fifty Cents. Let every Demo crat in the County subscribe at once. ' i A T..T ENT IO jST Cotton PJLAjTEKS! Having just pur chased a "Georgia am and haying put every thing in the tev.ieu luruuj best possible oixjl, w' vNo Southern i der, we are pre pared to gin any quantity of cot- ton at the short est noticed We r will guarantee our gin to ihake as good " turn out" as any gin in the county. All cotton de livered at our gin is fully cover ed by insurance. Cffive us a triai Barrow & Pleasants. 1 o o o Bales Cotton Wanted Imme diately. Be sure to call on us be fore selling Barrow & Pleasants - IOO.0Q. P O TJ 1ST D S t Seed Cotton l?"anted9 For which we will pay the high est price. . Barrow & Pleasant. LouLdjurg, N. C. Carriage Factory, j Having boujrh. the intcrct of Mr. K; J. Place in the Carriage Factory of Place & Conway, I respectfully ask the patronage of the people of Frank lin. I Guarantee satisfaction in all uiy work. W. B. COSWAY. Lonisburg, X. C CANVASSERS wanted tor two suiR-rb works f French Art, 'Little Runaway and hr Peti,"and the pretty pair, he I Inner, mid the Nap."' 'I liec pictures are worthy of a plare in costly ioiik and inex iHMisIve enough for the simplest, el ling rapidly, and take c:i Hgbt. ttc giuirantee ready 4les. gnil profits, and q iek returns Any active person who will take bold can make a ha d iiie income. . end lor our U-t tcriiM :tt once. J. B. ORI)& CO, 27 I'a k Placf, V. Y. VALUABLE AND INTER ESTING WORK- The life of Gen) Robert E. Lee, by Jno Esten Cooke, with Illustrations, Portraits and Map. The name of Lee is beloved and re spected throuch the world and owrtie. ular in the South, aa a roldier ho was man he was crcatci. man should Ikj without thts History of Genl R. E. L. Tlie work is sold only by subscij tioin Price in cloth, $o.00 Leather, $G.OO Half Morocco, $7.00 J. N. HARRIS Agt. fort rauklin. FA11MVILLE INSUll ANCE & BANKINa COMPANY OF FAKMVILLE Ya. Asselts 223,935.00 $10,000.00 United Glales Bonds Deposited with lha Treasurer ofl'va St te, for the prctcciion of the Poli y HolJers. The Fa mville h ever leen niied for rs promptness nnd equity in py n.en it lh8-s, and i- neia libeialU ty to the insuitd. I n iticreahin buti hi m and pi puUiitr. pi .c it in the front rank o! the li b irance C uipiui. a ot tlie IJt.'Un.y. All 18 at risk., guc'i gt fenm. Wiier a d H rae i tu ( n-, bti-re House. 6tx'k f Jud , Kei deucea tMken ht q.ii l!e nttec. GEO. t. BAKEh, AliENT tor Frai klin Count' . Loui burg. N. ( . Spt. 3-3 m. THY YOUlt LUCK. We want everybody in the United Stages to gee our large, eight-page, lit-t-rarv and family papr, 1h bouAE Nir' and iu order that all may judge ol if merits for tbeiaelve, we will send it, en trial, six months for only 50 cts, and to eve.y sub sriber, we will send by mail, pos; Se prepaid, one of our Mammoth Piemium Packets con t in'og 10 cood Envelope, 10 sheets e .note i p per 1 ood penholder. 1 ' ood ' d Reocii, 2 steel Pens, I Mtm -.11 W-fc Pbotogrsph ol sU t -e Prr iden of U the P sidents r the United Be :es, and a rice Prk. uivu ov JswBLBYf worth Irom 25 cts. to $1. Don't let this pass you try cne package. Everybody is sure to Cet more. oods than they ever bought be fore for the price, and the luckiest get from five tot i timea the vi 'ue of their money. The psper alone is more thn woub 50 cent-, and we give you this n .gnifi. at prize extra, liememlr the paper and the Packet for only 50 cents. Agents wanted. Addresa W.M. BURROW, P O. Box 58. Bristol Tenn. LOOK TO YOUR IN TEREST. You can buy the following Ar tides at the Drug Store at 5 per cent leas than the manufacturers retail prices. Hostetters Bitters, Vinegar Bitters. Simmon's LiverllcKuIn tor, COD LIVER OIL. And many other standard articles. All persons in arrears at the DRUG STORE will please come forward and settle, and not wait for another crop, YARBOROUGH HOUSE RALEIGH. M. C. G. W. LLACKNELL, Proprietor. 'TMTJTZ-jdJZ: ur.tar .".jujf - . - HjTmans ' cotton commission merchants? noi?fole:, v.. PtflHcl fully li.it ,uijiin..i,t of ollou f lilrPr bo coniljn to u, will !ea?Ttnlfil cvrry fiiiility. ST B.VGGINC aii.l MEsfiirni-lnJ. Q w W CQ HALL'S SELF-FEEDING COTTON GIN. The following are some of the reasons why HALL'S GINS are superior to all others : . Is. Il U most -cnomical; it retires the attendance o! no experienced cin ner, and di pencts with the labor of one hand. 8 Qinla uLr411 PICk mre COttn iD 8lTen ,eDgth of linie lh4a inJ olb 3d. It never BREAKS TlIE HOLL, thereby 1 sing no time, and making a ore evm nd better (ample. . 4th. It will nin longer-without wheitinR or fcharpeninc; Ui 8lf-Fcdr w ll not carry to the Sums any hnl auULi.cvi:..t wVll iaju.e them, .och as r PfWP,;UC,"i UM",uridW'. wLkhalwuderthldatc,' Irom F IHE much less. larp?- yki.rCk Clcmr tbn "J o:Ler Gin 1q n tbenrby making a We have in our pngwasion the result t a teat in which ooe pound of Lint Cotton w.s po,lucd irom twe p, ,,uds, sven and on-btf .tuncts ..f J Ct on. IhweOini.re perhct n. complete iu every paiticula . and .re made to run at higi. fepted. They can be iound iu almt au section a North Carolina where Cottou is yrowu. u Price, Ss per Saw. Send for Circular. rjcncrul .J-uit Sept 3 3-iii. FLFiisrirru uii E. C. SALfSUrilV. alusbury WHOLESALE AND.RETAIL DEALERS I I PUlliMTURE, Also. Carpels Oil Cloths, Window Shades and MATTRASSES. Call and rian-ine out sstock before purthaxing cUewhere. XO. HOT and 20MMAIX STPKCT, Norfolk, Va. ept 3-6m W IR, JO & B E O Franklinton, N C, Are d.uimlmd to close out iheir LARGE and ASSORfXD STOCK o GENERAL MERCHANDISE. AT THE LOWEST POSSIBLE FIGURE. If j'u want grols CTIEAP-CALL ON THEM. Any kind of prduc takmat t price, AT W A R D & B R 0. - Farukllnton, K.C. WILLI A MjJO.V, UrClILTIi 211 THOMAS, Wholesale Oroceks and Com m i m ion Merchants Xo. 53 Fayettevillc Street, RALEIGH, X. c. Oppo.ite iletropolitaa Hall. U x ' , & Bancy, IIV.MANS k IUNCV, for North Caruliiia and Virginia. J. C. 1UT, owe 3STOTICE TO THE PHYSICIANS OF FRANK UN AND WAKE COUNTIES. Having been appointed Agnt for the "Kentucky utual Benefit Aso cUtlou of I hyikUns, for Franklin and Waku inntles. Respectfully Informs the Phj slclansof said counties that they can procure Certificate of Life Mcmbcr.hip by applying to me. r t i w B- CLUTON, M. D LouUbar, N. C,

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