THE TAR HEED, FRIDAY, MAY J o me 9ccr Editor v bt all of our- readers know what nigh ted populace with choice selec tions of mother wit -we mean no insult to his mother; it is but a phrase-7-and who afterwards dis co versthat we were not present, and did not even hear of his ora tion we humbly extend apologies. it means to be a newspaper man. All of the luxury and delight of life are not, as is commonly sup posed, centered in this specimen. From early childhood, we too were tirone to think, thus, and the edi-4 tor once dreamed that he wore nose glasses, and a Prince Albert, and marched proudly down the crowded thoroughfares, while every-one stepped back to give him room. In his distorted imagina tion people gave heed to his utter ances, and theeditor was a .walk ing oracle tuned to sing the pro phetic note of political and relig eous warning. : ; Afterwards when we secured a position on1 a city daily wa walked around with our nose up in the air and felt good. It pleased iis to have the police make way . for us when an eager crowd, were held at ! The Masocic Bazar. In the contests which the Maso- nic isazaar- neia - last weeK, ine riDgs and watch which were raffled off, were the cause of no little dis cussion and excitement. -There were some who were : disposed to critisise the Masons for conducting what', appeared to be a gambling affair. However, raffling while smacking of chance and luck, . with a QDiTo Ao : VEdTCl, EE ; SoeCDoiDflst 9 214 Main t. Norfolk, Va. Academy of Music Building;. With the Gale Jewelry "Company. - All work guaranteed. Broken lenses reaired -and. new glasses furnished. y Artificial, (glass) eves Tmade.to" order. EYES EXAMINED f REE. Correspondence solicited. We know we should have heard of BOUiei,ulotJ w Awao AUi tt J5Ctth it It is our business to hear of and something to gam for a evervthin. Indeed, we are sorry, very few, is not generally termed To the society lad who gave a g"- WilL hU:ulu"' recentiou, and sent us word . we ence 18 hard to say, but it is con miffht call after the reception and ceded, tnat this mstnoa oi winning t, a renort of it. we bow acknow- or losing on money invested is not o- x- ' lodgements, and ask pardon taat gamming. There were a numbei we SDelled her name "Smith" in ox cnances soiu anu every uub exi- I ' J ii mi j; . J x the usaal way instead ot "Smyth," PJe iue uuuuunu fuig weu I 1 V 1 ' I A l as she lately discovered it should r. Gregory, wuu . urew we " It 1 11 il - - mL " T 1,r W o-crn Uon I lUCKltHt OI ail Lilt UXtJilll UU1H. J. XI IB aiwaja nana uccui !i u uaiu uuu somewhat derilect in reading our ring was a beauty. It was sold by exehanges,md as we have poor behg, and was indeed a splendid news service we failed, to learn the advertisement for this concern, in important fact. We havo no doubt, that it was all that it could have however, that we have been cruelly been- The wtch which was drawn bay. It delighted ua. to ride on j scooped by our contempo: aries, m J ' arum ux v,- free passes and to go to the show f this item, long ago. It is our m xnjuiinoe, oi we uui aim without money and without price.; luck. We make no charges or aoutnern railway was aiso a very We scarcely realized that our sal- i complaints because we stood an pretty thing. It was one of the houi and a half on the steps in the oest m stoc ana WU1 maKe lne laa ojr, ot,a nri0i fVio a handsome present wnen ne is oi X CS1JLL CUV& iJlv u livouij u ft. uvu vuw I TOw 0 in lia sufficient age to appreciate it. The ecstacy with the housemaid, who second vaiue ring went to mx. fed him company cake, while the -Kobert denpmgs. ibis ring wris overworked butler served the set diamond chips with two e uests. Our complaint is not bas- Ptty opals, and was a prize worth ed here. We are not angry with having. the minister who subtly led us into In her respects the Bazaar was his pew along with his lambs and a great success, lhe ladies who then discovered that we were a lion kindly assisted in the conduct, and and fired his Gatling gun at us management oi tne anair deserve w.An w wpr nnt. nf cnwr ThA especial thanks, for without them ary consisted mainly in such lux uries. We went up boldly against the free cigar, and other things, which were also free. It did our youthfulness much good to see how the other young men envied us and came to us to have their poetry manufactured, and looked up to us as men look up to the Washington monument In later years we turn a stiffened neck and look back on those balmy days ere patches on our garments grew noticeable. Time, in her aver fleeting caper seems twisted around the piazza of our pathway like an elastic band around a batch of old le'tters. And yet we are content Today we do not turn back to ask far a renewal of thatg past. We are not calling on time to turn backward; nor do we desire to be come a child again not even for tonight. We are pleased with things as they are. The big gen erous hearted pubjic we desire to thank for favors of the past. The man who saw in the scriptures those words commanding, him to visit the afflicted has been to see U3. Time and again has he called ap. borrowed our news counter as a support He has not failed to the bazaar would have been a fail ure. - It is to be hoped that the Mason ic order received considerable ben efit from this source, and should another entertainment be promised in the future, the Masons may be ministry is after all an aberuncater destined to tear up puch as we. Nay our sighs are not wafted hither ward. To the merchant who lured us into a free write up of his stock, in the faint hope of landing a two dollar derby on five dollars worth of space, to say nothing of assured that a prompt response will the gcod will expended, and who Pe ma(e on tne Part of the public. afterwards presented us with twenty-five cent tie, and then burs- CORINTH. ted his vest buttons in magnanimity Correspondence of the Tar HeeL and condescendingly nodded at us Coninth "N". C, May, 23. 1903. for tnree days without extra com- Kev. D. P. Harris, pastor of Corinth do us the favor of reading our paper here, blowing the, fragrant oder of his dirty pipe into our face, as he complains because the paper is a little to late forliim to read. Of course we do not com plain that he does not pay for the paper. We had infinitely rather have him borrow a copy from the office, like a man, and tell us our mistakes than to read his neigh bors paper and point them out behind our back. We are not kicking because, in a mistaken idea of doing us a favor, this man carries away the bulk of our ex changes, and has become so attach ed to our Charlotte Observer, or our Atlanta Constitution 'as to severely criticise us if we forget and carry it home with us. In carrying off this rubbage it is no doubt intended to alleviate the labors of the 'office boy. To this wall meaning man we extend - thanks. Then there are the dear ladies. To these we also have a gentle , word. We have labored faithfully to be frue to them. When they bring us church sociable notices we give them free advertising space and murmer not. We haye even broken important engagements to go to those sociables, and then paid two prices for every saucer of cream we ate. Money is not too plentiful with our profession, and this was somewhat of a hardship, but we do not begrudge -them this. To the kind hearted merchant sub scriber who does not advertise but , pays for our paper three months in advance and then stops bur re porter and generously gives him neVs which is worth about fifteen cents an inch on the weekly paper basis, we have nothing to say. It is but just, we are after " all, a public organ. . tTo the lecturer who fails to tell us that he intended to 1 fumigates the ear drum of a :be- pensation, we simply notejn passing-Even in our wildest fondest dreams of journalism we never for ojie moment harbored the thought tnat our poor editorial column was to Le attacked and confiscated. This is the on9 straw which, alas, has seriously bruised, if it could hot break our desert ridden camels back. We qucte for the benefit of the. few whom we may yet call friends the following letter: "Edditer The Tar Heel My dear Sur; Wont you kindly write us a editorial abusing the men who sell in oppersition to us. We take your paper and think you ought to attack them for us. They are who sells much cheaper than we can. Kindly write them up at once and enclose find a stamp for mailing us three copies of your i- -i i -t ii paper, wicn we already taKe one copy of. With best wishes for your suc cess we are, Etc." No gentle subscriber; no, we cannot, we simply cannot concede to, your request. Choke us, sneer at u, steel from us; anything, only dont ask us to abuse those who undersell you. The scripture says pray for them who despitef ully .use you. Could you not try that. jrroviaence nas iar more power than the "editter" and could put a coupling pin on the track much easier. Nay, we cannot, we can not do this thing. We return your stamp all unlicked and fresh. Take it and put it on a letter to some one else. When jou want - lis to accept a bag of seed potatoes out of season, or a load of kind lmg wood, in exchange lor a sub scription, call on us, but do not .think that because we are a public organ we are to be played on by every wandering musician. If you stop our paper for this bold act we cannot help it. We will try to make out until hog killing time without you, and if the in evitable happens, why we will have to make the most of it Thats the way Patrick Henry did when he was cornered. church delivered an elegant" ser mon from Revalations 20: 12 verse. A large crowd - was present. JMiss lieattress (Jartwrignt en tertained some of her friends last Saturday. Among those present were Misses Effie Brite, Katie Brite ' and Idela Pritchard. Miss Addie Williams returned home Wednesday. Mr. W. T. Harris spent Friday in Camden. Quite a number of people in this vicinity attended the Baptist A ssociation at Woodville. Imports it fine and enjoyable if there wasn't so much dust Kev. P. S. C. Davis of South Nor folk Va., has returned after spend ing a few days with his brother Mr. Jousha Davis. Miss Corra Davis entertained several of her friends Wednesday. Among them was Misses Maggie Mansfield, Lou Sivills and Addie Williams of Shawboro, N. C. Death of Mrs. Raper. , On last Friday night Mrs. Mar garet A. Baper, wife of Mr. Caleb Baper died very . suddenly at her home near Weeksville, N. C. The dead lady was at the time of her sudden demise in her 66th, year. Mrs. Baper was well known in Elizabeth City, and highly esteem ed for those qualities which make the true wife, the sincere friend and affectionate and zealous moth er. She was a devoted christian and died in the firm belief of a bright hereafter. Deceased is the mother of Mr. Henry Baper, of this city and an aunt of Mr. James Thompson, -both of whom are citi zens of this place The public ex tend synpathy to the bereaved family who have suffered so great a loss. Docter (to Mrs. Perkins, whose husband is ill) Has he had any lucid intervals? Mrs. Perkins (with dignity) - 'E'b 'ad no think except what you ordered, Doctor! -Punch. Keep Posted on SHOE STYLE and then uome here and find the kind you have been looking for. The Shoe you ead about. The ones you see on stylish people. The ones you see in your mind's eye. The well shaped and finished, uncommon look ing shoes. They are the AMERICAN shoes, made in all the new leathers for hard walking and business wear and shiny leathers for dressy purposes. Gome in and look over our stock. Owens Shoe Co. Where do you stop when in Norfolk? Are you familiar with the ex cellent accomodation and su purb service of the hotel Gra In every respect an up-to-date hotel with modern conveniences at reasonable rates, : : : : Corner Granby St. and College Place, three squares from Main St Street cars to all parts of the city pass the f door. : : E. f . Dauhtery, Proprietor. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? If not come and take a look. I can save you from 10 TO 20 PER CENT i for I have the most complete line that has ever been brought to this city. I defy competition. Po HDcONo 67 Poindexter Si WHEN IN NORFOLK IIS PLEASANT ON. ' ": - EUCLID HEIGHTS. I'd like to live there for its growing into' a desirable neighborhood and the Euclid Heights Co. are taking the proper step toward putting the property in the front rank. It has the advantage of being the nearest suburtian pro perty to the new Rail Road depot. Lets buy a lot and build before the lots grow to $500 each. VISIT I Best cheap dinning room in the city. All large orders 20c. small orders, 10c, coffee with orders, !5c extra. Open aU night. Lodging, oc, . bpecial in meal tickets. 40fXampboll's Vharf. Straw MattSogs. 5000 YDS. OF FRESH, GLEAN, NEW GOODS: ouite a little pile of matting, but it will move quickly. We placed an import order for these goods last summer, when, they could be bought right. They haye been slow to arrive, but. JSSITHEY ARE NOW IH ERE andjweorlef them,the choicest patterns, at money saving prices. ) Japanese Thread Warps , as low as 20c.-r Damasks and Carpet EfTecJs at 20c, and at 2Jc, we offer a line of world beaters. Roll PricesIMaterially Less China Mat'gs at 10c. to 3 3c. P.W; MB'UGK,.,'jS;v ., A jGeat Responsibility. In compounding a pies-cription is not a simple matter lo be done in haste; We. feel the responsibility for the patient quite as much as does the physician, and -we see to it that the medicines are exactly what has been called for, ' and in exact quantities. There is scarcely another business wheie constant care is so vital as in the drug business Ufe itself often depends on tbe compounding of presmptioES. , , ; , - Y . Our full iealization of this is your beet guarantee that we will erve you promptly, accurately, and inexpensiTelj 7 Standard Pharmacy, 99 Poindexter Street," . Elizabeth City, N. C. SCI Ask your Grocer for Woodley's Choice Blend ROASTED COFFEES, PS 12 I-2C T0 20G LB Always fresh and a home industry Roasted and packed by W. J. Woodley, 'Wholesale Grocer, Poindexter St., Elizabeth City, North Carolina, A $400 House and Lot Will cost some one but $90. A few of those $90 lots left $2.50 down and $1.00 per week. The easy terms and low price make quick sailing. These lots are worth more than we aak for them. There have been numerous instalment sales, and there will be oth ers, but there has not been, nor will there be, one of equal induce ments, to what we here offer. CORNEBfOF FEARING and DYER STS. Elizabeth citv, n. c. N. .A. JNE. y mm nn LaJ Ail Opium, Laudanum, Cocaine and all Drug Habits permanently cured, without pain or detention from business, leaving no craving for drugs or other stimulants. We restore the nervous and physical systems to their natural condition because we remove the causes of disease. A home remedy prepared by an eminent physician. - WE GUARANTEE A CURE FREE TRIAL TREATHENT Confidential correspondence, especially with physicians, solicited. . Write today. Manhattan Therapeutic Association Dap- A 1135 Broadway, Hew York City "A man living on a farm near here came in a short time ago com pletely doubled np with rheumatism. I handed him a bottle of Chamber lain's Pain Balm and told him to use " it freely and if not satisfied after using it he need not pay a cent for it," says C P. Rader. of Pattens Mill, N..T., A few days later he walked into the store as straight as a string.and handed me a dol lar saying, give me another bottle of Chamberlains 'Pain Balm. I want it in the house all the time for it cured me. For sale by Standard Pharmacy. BUsabeth City, W. J. Grif fla 0c4 ManteoV N. C , MAIL ORDERSI FORie JOB PRINTING- Will have our prompt and care ful attention. All orders will he executed with, neatness and dis patch. . rt . " -r. "'T ";,...V I--1." ::